This is a a really good idea.

Voted and bumping.

this man is gross to look at
i shall not vote for him

No. Please stop flooding all the good boards with this personal army shit.

/b/ is just over there.

Vote'd. Your turn.

i cannot believe i watched this and actually enjoyed it despite myself. voted.

show your friends and, god forbid, your family. after /b/ has haxx0red the shit out of the vote, a couple unique ip addresses will probably be a good thing.

I watched his video. He was actually really hilarious. That's near impossible to do when you have a disease which limits your body language so much.

That means this guy has to be twice as funny as a regular-functioning human to get a person like me to laugh. He deserves it.

Go, broski. Your palsy is the palsy that will pierce the heavens.

we need one of those vote spam mods asap!

>>9506774
no! no vote spam. he already has a million vote lead. what he needs is views comparable to his votes, so legit viral distribution is the way to go.

i voted for him
is her voting system really easy and all you have to do is clear cookies to vote again?

>>9506774

How do you think he has a vote/view ratio of 10:1? They were spamming all night last night.

>implying he isn't reading all that shit from a teleprompter

>>9506846

>implying this oprah shit channel isn't being advertised by employees of harpo all across the internets, including 4chan and /r9k/

>>9506864
i will tell you that i'm not a harpo employee, and i've been making threads about this all day because i genuinely care about it.

>>9506864

>implying oprah isn't getting richer by this bullshit, and she isn't a nigger.

>implying the rich don't get richer and the poor dont get poorer

>>9506887

>more bullshit from the bogus salesman

First the 'Cheer Up Keanu Day' and now helping a crippled person land a career he has a one in a million shot at getting?

I never thought 4chan invasions were ever so (for a lack of a better word) benevolent.

>>9506900
>>9506914
yeah, you're right. this is probably another capitalist conspiracy to keep proletariat down.

My name is Dan Brown and I approve this massage.

>>9506846
>implying that he isn't really a comedian, and is just a fucknut chosen by harpo who just barely manages to able to read, and this video isn't being edited by harpo employees

>implying he will perform like that live as well

>implying tv isn't shit

>implying americans are intelligent enough to realize that their lives are utter shit sitting in front of an idiotbox shoving bullshit in their minds to be mindless drones without soul or any emotion other than to look like the anorexic fake plastic genuine shitheads on tv, who don't end up dead the moment they lose their fame

>>9506900
r u leonard cohen?

>>9506973
this thread has gotten more and more hilarious as it goes on.

>>9506973
>implying life in china, soviet russia, north korea, cuba is any better than what we have in our capitalist shit of a society

Wait, I just voted for this guy ironically, and then I watched his video, and I fucking want him to win now. He's awesome.

>>9506957

It's nothing new. We've been doing shit like this for years. Trolling Hal Turner, Dusty the cat, Scientology protests. Okay maybe the Scientology protests were stupid as fuck but the other two were actually pretty legit.

this shit is never going to work.

if he actually gets a lead number of votes, the people in charge are going to try and find out why. it won't take them long to find that it is all due to 4chan trolling them. they will then immediately ban him from the competition or reduce his number of votes by a percentage.

>>9507008
seriously, that keeps happening to everyone. it turns out he actually is cool enough that he deserves the support.

DO NOT VOTE. I REPEAT DO NOT VOTE. WE NEED VIEWS TO MAKE IT LOOK LEGIT. NO MORE VOTES.

>>9507004
>implying dystopian anarchy won't be a cool way to live, especially after a nuclear holocaust ending all world religions except survivalist nihilist anarchy

>>9507044
/r9k/, you never disappoint.

>>9507043
>implying each click doesn't earn these kikes and niggers extra money

>>9507037

Dudebro. It has worked. He's been in first place all day, he's winning by nearly double the runner up's votes.

itt
>people implying r9k started this
bunch of fags

>>9507067
>implying kikes and niggers aren't just a facade for the reptilian cross-dimensional illuminati overlords

>>9506900


>implying the rich don't get richer and the poor dont get poorer

Most retarded comment ever.

Yes, a poor American in 2010 is worse off than a poor American in 1850?

Truth is everyone is getting richer. Of course you're a commiefag that fails at jobs and life, so you don't see it that way. You'd rather just take what I've earned.

>>9507086
Where do the Jews fit into all of this??
jewbloxx

>>9507086
>implying wtf is wrong with you man...

>>9507086
your name must be danny

>>9507105
rich get richer, poor stay poor - not poorer
as a side effect, society as a whole's quality of life improves
and
>implying that there won't always be the poor class in a capitalist society - ALWAYS

>>9507130
You are, of course, referring to me?

bump for awesome idea.

>>9507105
>>9507105

>implying the economy is not in the shitters

>implying you aren't a harpo sales pitcher who started this shitty thread in the first place

>implying this isnt a propaganda used to subliminally introduce oprah's tv channel into the minds of the proletariat so that they watch it later on when they are used to this new channel

>>9507150
no some asshole with the last name hoyos who thinks the illuminati is spying on him while he takes a shit or does anything

>>9507170
>implying it's not the Illuminati

>>9506610

voted for him. regardless of the cerebral palsy this guy is fucking hilarious.

"when life gives you wheelchair, make lemonade."

made my day.

>>9506968
dan drown the pogobat? If so I love what you do

>>9507196
>implying the money that these idiot employees of a certain organisation isn't an illusion worth some colored ink papers or plastic, when in reality its all bullshit and you can live without this crap

bitch and whore?
whoreboxxadfjdl

>>9507037
>it won't take them long to find that it is all due to 4chan trolling them.
Protip: it's not trolling, almost everyone who actually watched his video thinks he's awesome and funny. It's not breaking any rules to post him on 4chan and get people to vote for him, as long as they aren't using programs/hacks (Can't think of a better word, rather computer illiterate) to get his votes up. Each vote from a user on 4chan is a legitimate vote and it would be discrimination if he won and they decided he couldn't actually win.

>>9507269
WTF IS THIS SHIT? LINK! I DEMAND A LINK SO THAT I MAY SHOW MY DISPLEASURE.

>>9507259
>illusion
>illu
>Illuminati
I rest my case.
mottbloxa

>>9507269
lol "with my looks and your personality"

>>9507285
on the main link from OP post, it may have been buried in the comment section already, but we should do something about this

>>9507274
the big thing to keep in mind is how absolutely everyone who watches the video actually legitimately likes it and votes for it. this isn't just three people running scripts, it's a shitload of people from 4chan and the rest of the web just browsing, finding a link to the video, then actually liking it enough to watch it and vote.

and, you know. a little bit of scripting early on this morning.

>>9507291
>>9507291

>implying the real name of illuminati is not "freemasons" or "satanists"

>implying satan exists

>implying reptilian aliens exist

>implying God exists

>implying angels exists

and so on

>>9507274
>as long as they aren't using programs/hacks

thats the problem. /b/ was spam voting all night. his votes jumped from 40k to over 2.5 million in like 12 hours

>>9507320
>implying these aren't all in my next book

K guise the one thing you can't do when commenting/voting on the page is mention 4chon or spout mems that give it away bullshit, it's gotta look legit.

it doesn't say anywhere on the site that you can only vote once

and it's so easy to vote a thousand times

>>9507341

>implying Dan Brown doesn't suck cawks and his work is utter shit like everything else in 2000s including harry potter and twilight shit

>implying Dan brown doesn't sell this stale shit for money

>implying dan brown is any different to harpo

>>9506610
Voted, shit was hilarious

>>9507269
Bitch just be tryin' to ride on Zach's wheels, braw.

the next thing we're going to learn how to cook....is take out!

>>9507386
>implying I deny sucking cawks

Let's go on omegle and ask people to watch this

someone who isn't scared crapless of /b/ go and tell them that

don't vote, just view guyz.

itt :

>implying

is pure /r9k/ material

rest is utter shit...

>>9507471
i am so fucking all over it.

alright, gents. OP retiring for the night. new thread tomorrow with updates from zach. FYI, i talked to him on google chat, he was super thankful for the support, and had no idea it was ze 4chans behind this. he just did a face to face interview with oprah execs today. keep fighting the good fight.

usually when i cook, i catch my pants on fire.

>>9506674
stop it with the personal army bullshit. this isn't a personal thing. this is a good thing to do, something we can all be part of.

>>9507542
oh shit he is in. he better get that damn travel show. I will watch that shit everyday

>>9507637
Fuck yes, me too.
I love travel shows.

Madventures
Globe Trekker
Bear Grylls (yeah, i kno)
Survivorman

etc.

I would love to watch this too.
It would be great.

FUCK THIS GUY IS MORE SOCIABLE THAN I AM

>>9507693
how cool is that?

i have a hardon for zach anner. watch the video.

>>9507693
And a better, more successful person.

Proof is in the pudding, bros.
Being retarded doesn't count for shit - it's what you want and what you're willing to do that matters.

>>9507693
yeah i know. feels bad man. I was like, why is his personality better than mine?

his youtube channel is god tier too

http://www.youtube.com/user/ZachAnner#p/u

>>9507490

>implying
> is pure /r9k/ material

well, seeing as this is my first visit to /r9k/, if you guys are responsible for this "implying" b.s. then i'll be on my way.

DO NOT VOTE
HE IS ALREADY GOING TO WIN
HE NEEDS VIEWS NOW SO HIS VOTES LOOK LEGIT
DO NOT VOTE
HE IS ALREADY GOING TO WIN
HE NEEDS VIEWS NOW SO HIS VOTES LOOK LEGIT
DO NOT VOTE
HE IS ALREADY GOING TO WIN
HE NEEDS VIEWS NOW SO HIS VOTES LOOK LEGIT
DO NOT VOTE
HE IS ALREADY GOING TO WIN
HE NEEDS VIEWS NOW SO HIS VOTES LOOK LEGIT
DO NOT VOTE
HE IS ALREADY GOING TO WIN
HE NEEDS VIEWS NOW SO HIS VOTES LOOK LEGIT
DO NOT VOTE
HE IS ALREADY GOING TO WIN
HE NEEDS VIEWS NOW SO HIS VOTES LOOK LEGIT