OP's probably using a stolen credit card.

Accept money from him and you could be arrested.

>>9502594
Not using a fucking stolen credit card. Just felt like giving money away at random. Do you want it or not?

>>9502611

sure, send it to me :3

>>9502637
Sent. Enjoy.

>>9502684

No, which is a shame. Because I have no money for food for the next week.

ITT: Samefagging?

Unless pics are given, I'm going to say samefag.

>>9502716

Okay, wow. Thanks OP? the fuck

I wish someone would paypal me about $8 so I can buy a fucking Nightfall CD key but that'll never happen.

This is fucking gay. I want money to...

>>9502788
What's your PayPal account? I can definitely afford another $8.

Obvious samefag. For what purpose I know not.

>>9502752
You really better hope that money wasn't stolen, because next week you'll be enjoying some hot meals in jail.

me me me

blox

OP is drunk or something.
Buy me a bass amp OP.

>>9502804
Uhh, I can give you my throwaway email, you can email me and I can tell you my paypal account from there? Not really keen on posting it on 4chan for obvious reasons.

Please give me $20 for a gift to my Mom. Thank you.

>>9502826
That sounds like you want me to do way the fuck more work than giving you money is worth to me.
>>9502817
Meh, I'm not giving another $100 away, but here, have 20 bucks.

>>9502812

Well, I'm happy. .__. Thanks OP <3

Too bad I don't have a paypal account. But anyway, good show OP

This seems to happen kind of often on /r9k/. Weird.

Jesus christ, OP is a bro.

>>9502842
Sure, why not. Sent.

>>9502752

Obvious shoop is obvious.
Just look at the standard shitty text the email row is written in.

I need $500 for rent OP.
noobnyc@yahoo.com is mypaypal.

i wish i had some money to give away to anon

unfortunately i am a poorfag

NEED ABOUT 30K FOR A NEW CAR OP

>>9502882
Now this is getting ridiculous.

Am I too late for any sort of money? :(

thanks op. kiss kiss

>>9502918
Meh, 15 bucks is all yours.

Hey OP, want to provide me with any amount of money to help aid my adventures in foreign countries? Being an American I need to plant new seeds within.

Much love,
your fellow Anon.

>>9502936
Th-thank you so much! :)

Oh wow. Well, thanks then.

humbly requesting 10 billion dollars

I have summer vacation really bored as I broke my dragon age cd which I was enjoying alot. Care to give 30 for my warhammer sub? :F

>>9502949
Your tripcode makes me very, very happy.
I'm actually reading the final book in the Dark Tower series and it's making me ;_;

Well if someone wants to give me $20 for food, I'd be greatful.

Hey OP, I'm the first guy you gave the $100 to, it says there are no address on file for you.

I'm wondering if it is stolen .__.

Just tell me, if it is I should spend it before anything happens right?

>>9502968
If it is then... nigger, you fucked.

What kind of music do you like, OP? I feel that your generosity should not go unrewarded. I can try and find something you'd like based on your tastes?

You haven't given me money personally, just to be clear, and I don't rightly want any.

>>9502968
Not stolen, jfc. If I stole money, I'd spend it on hookers, not giving it to /r9k/.

>>9502968
It gave me an address in the email Paypal sent to me.

myrashipman@hotmail.co.uk

Holy shit man, you're the nicest motherfucker on the planet.

ITT: OP sends money to strangers with his hacked paypal account

i am a poor student in need of some money. if OP would send me some (amount doesn't matter, it's the thought that counts) I would be eternally grateful ( ._.)

>>9502968
You're in the UK. They won't go that far to recover $100.

>>9502968

>This money may be taken from an innocent person
>Perhaps I should spend it faster

>>9502968
no, if it is stolen you may get charged back and be left with a negative paypal balance

best to leave it a few days

Hi OP! I'm trying to save up for a car, my old one got total'd. :( PIc Related.

I mean, it's entirely optional of you to help me out, but I love your charitable persona nonetheless.

I have 2 dollars to buy food for the next 3 days.
Op?

Man I never knew /r9k/ was full of such poor bastards. What happened to your engineering jobs that pay six figures minimum?

>>9503047
hahahaha prius. Also, thats not totalled, don't lie nigger.

>>9502752
If that's real, then my "gift"'s email address is different.
...Sketchy

OP here, anyone know if Paypal can track my IP?

>>9502585
ITT: OP shows why America should never be a socalistic country.

Thanks for making me hate Obama even more, dude.

>>9503083
hide behind 7 proxies

>>9503068
It is, the frame rippled throughout the entire driver's side and cracked in multiple places. It costs more to repair than the car was worth. I got hit by a guy speeding to work while pulling out of my driveway.

>>9503091
>implying Obama is socialist
God damn, America. God damn.

>>9503047
BOO HOO MY BRAND NEW CAR IS RUINED BECAUSE OF A DENT.

I'M TOO MUCH OF A PRIVILEGED FUCK TO JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW AND DRIVE A SCRATCHED UP CAR.

>>9503116
What? No! They took the car back to get impounded, it's TOTAL'D.
I am certainly not spoiled rich, I saved up for all of highschool and my dad chipped in for 20% of the cost of the car as a college gift...by no means would I refuse to drive if it WERE POSSIBLE.

>>9503116

The frame is fucked, or can't you read? Many modern cars can be totaled by minor collisions due to the collapsible frames that are now commonly used to improve safety.

>>9503170
Don't forget about the battery.

Those aren't exactly dainty, but they aren't exactly tough as nails.

Also they're expensive as FUCK.

>>9503204
RUJOKING?

BATTERIES ARE LIKE 80 BUCKS

Guy that OP sent me $100, I guess I'll wait to see if it's stolen. How long should I wait before I spend it?

>>9503204
>>9503170
Thank you for actually understanding instead of jumping to conclusions like an inbred self-righteous p.o.s.
It sucks having a car that you saved up for over a long period of time disappear in an instant. The check that they sent us wasn't even 70% of what we paid...

OP do you run any forums out of interest?

>>9503225
FOR A PRIUS? Do you know how they're even DESIGNED? I'm talking about the undercarriage one. It's basically designed to be at the bottom, and it's quite a few thousand dollars to replace.

>>9503282
OP GIVE YOU MONEY AND YOU ACT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH

THATS RIDICULOUS, DUDE. OP WAS NICE.. DON'T TRY AND GET HIM IN TO SHIT.

>>9503261
fuckin' everready is like 75 dollars from autozone, dude.

>>9503312
lol OP, you scared?

>>9503282
...I give you money, and so you try to dox me? It doesn't really affect me, but still, that's a dick move.

ecritterz

cool website op

>>9503345
CAN'T YOU TAKE IT BACK OP?

>>9503282
you got free money

if it is stolen, it is not your problem if someone you don't even know decides to send it to you

if it's not stolen you are a fucking asshole for posting one seriously generous anon's personal information

either way nothing bad will happen SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT

>>9503345

Sorry bro, I'm just paranoid .__.
Well I saw that the sites updates go back like six years. So yeah, sorry.

You are a nice human being :3

>>9503366
>>9503345

Faggot deleted his post. What was he saying?

>>9503227
Same question here.
Fuck, same question blox

Not that I'm doubting the sincerity of the gesture, but it IS 4chan. I wouldn't be surprised if this shit happened all the time, as far as sketchy ventures.

>>9503333
I'm actually hitting my head against my keyboard. You are extremely thick.

http://z.about.com/d/alternativefuels/1/0/K/F/-/-/08_Prius_hybridbatt.jpg

There. That's the battery. Tell me that that's 80 dollars and not $3000

I'm not talking about your typical battery that you have. This is a hybrid battery.

>>9503402

I'm the guy you're replying to. It's legit. OP is genuinely a nice guy.

Since you guys would rather try to dox me and argue about car batteries, no moar money. Maybe a different day. Maybe.

>>9503412
>hybrid battery
>implying it's not super easy to convert a prius to a regular battery-operated car

stop being a punk and man up. you jus't don't want to drive a dented car.

ITT: Irwin uses stolen PayPal to act like nice guy

>>9503441
I'm not the guy who got his car wrecked.

>My face when I have two batteries in my car and basically never have to worry about shit dying.
Feels grand

seems legit, spend your money anon

I am severely upset that OP isn't getting the recognition he deserves.

Dude doled out like 200 bucks to greasy, ungrateful anons. He has done more for this site than any of you fuckers have. You think a cute picture of a cat macro equates to what he did?

Naw man, fucking naw.

>Knock knock.
Whos there?

>Lettuce
Lettuce who?

>Lettuce in!

>>9503477
>200

>100 to one guy
>10 to me
>Maybe 20 to another

Ehh
Other guy who got money, what is OP's name on his paypal transaction?

>>9503503

Post your e-mail, I don't want to get OP in anymore trouble by doxing him. Begins with L

>>9503438

Well, if I don't see you post again, may you have an awesome life <3

OP has to have some kind of angle here. There is no such thing as free money.

>>9503503
>like 200
>implying any amount of money given away for free is worth nit-picking over

you're a super cunt that didn't deserve what was given.

stop digging faggots, OP is legit

>>9503516
Starts with L, less then 5 letters?
Okay. Same with mine, just making sure.

>>9503527

I'm the guy who got the $100, it seems legit so far. I might just spend it anyway. I have no food ._.

>>9503552
get a job you fucking spic

Does OP still feel nice and might help me towards getting a new condenser for my car?

>>9503579
Drive with the windows open, you pussy!

there are people starving in Africa.

FFS you are all morons.

>>9503579
Oddly, I think that's what I need for my car, but don't have the cash so I'll be rolling with that two-windows-down AC for another summer.

>>9503559

It's a shame I can't order pizzas with paypal, so hungry brah.

._.

>>9503677
That's my problem. And driving with the windows down will only do a little bit in the Texas summer. Makes my back sweat like hell.

>>9503700

lose weight you fat sack of shit

OP, my brothers birthday is coming up and I completely forgot. Any amount of money you could give me would help, any amount would be enough. Thanks so much <3

>>9503700
I feel ya, I'm in Florida. That humidity man

>>9503708
Kiss my ass, troll. I'm fat, but not obese. Even skinny people's backs sweat in my car.

Flowers for my mom. $10-$50 She just got out of the hospital for surgery to her leg, I'm a poor college student with a minimum wage job(and rent due) and can barely afford gas to her. If not I'll scrap together some change and buy her what I can. No biggie. Just want to buy her something nice.

ITT: First paypal gets hacked.

>>9503721
Fucking humidity... the heat will dehydrate you, but it's the damn humidity that makes it unbearable at times.

>>9503748
Only in Florida can I sit in my room
>Window open
>Fan blowing air
>Shirtless
>3am
And still be humid as fuck

Prius dude here, Jesus Christ, nevermind OP. You're getting swarmed. Sorry for asking, but I'd like to withdraw my request to separate myself from the rest of these begging losers.

Thank you for gracing us with your generosity though.

>>9503737
How's it going Jacob Alexander Mick?

>>9503844
Like I care if anyone knows my name.

>>9503859
I also know your address and phone number. :3

>>9503859
lulz your initials = JAM

>>9503875
>Going to be a tool
>To a guy who wants to buy FLOWERS FOR HIS MOM WHO'S IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL, and can't afford them

That's not even funny. Even from a /b/tard standpoint, that's just a tool move

>>9503919
>implying he posted anything

>>9503875

drop his dox niggaaa

>>9503964
LETS RUIN HIS LIFE OMGROFL XDD

>>9503906
I rather like my initials. :]
Like I said I'll just put together change if no one wants to help me out. I definitely have enough for at least some flowers. I have no way of proving my mom's surgery. It's no biggie if no one wants to donate.

i like how this thread has gone from a moderately successful bro giving away money to doxing someone who wants to buy flowers for their injured mother

stay classy 4chan

I JUST NEED 68 BUCKS PLEASE, OP!!!! I WILL SUCK YOU DICK! YES, YOU DICK!


jiminysocks@hotmail.com thank you

>>9504027

Since OP gave me $100, I will give you some. Don't post my dox please.

>>9504031
Welcome to summer.
We'll have to deal with these preteen faggots for the next two months or so.

Also, putting my email in the email field so that the Internet Tough Guy can attempt to dox me.

>>9504099

You need to go to your e-mail to accept it, by the way.

generosity?

on 4chan?

mind=BLOWN

>>9504224
Thank you so much! I'm still figuring out paypal. My mom will appreciate it!

>>9504360

No problem, thank OP. Hope your Mother gets better soon.

>>9504360
got it yet brobot?

(>>9504096) here

I have no dying mom, but I am ridiculously poor and $68 bucks will help me eat and get to work for the next two weeks until I get paid again.

I could suck a dick, but that's only a last resort.

>>9504525

Yea, he figured out how to claim it. Pic related

>>9504576
Thanks OP, guy-who-received-$100, and stranger who donated! It means a lot. Between change and paypal, I'm up to $20 for flowers! Seriously. Thank you guys.

wow u guys are so lucky :(

>>9504673
no problem, hope your mom makes a full recovery

/r/ archive to show how absolutely bi-polar 4chan can be

Cool thread bros

>>9503737
>Implying you're not just looking for burrito money and lying about having an injured mother.

Idiots.

>>9504876
That'd be a really tooly move.

Don't get why you would. He said mum in the hospital, not. "OH DEAR JESUS MY MOM IS DYING AND I HAVE TO BUY HER SHIT AND PAY FOR THE FUNERAL"

Maybe it is a lie, but both parties go to bed happy. Is that a problem?

Flamin' heck.

One of these days I'm gonna have to get Paypal.

I don't need any money, but OP, gotta say you are awesome

>>9504899
it's based on a LIE!

>>9504876
>implying it's not just a random act of kindness

>>9504899
You don't get why 4channers would lie about having an injured mother? Really?

And who are the two parties that go to bed happy? The guy who lied about an injured mother and scammed money, maybe, but not the gullible idiot who gave it to him.

>>9504944
>implying the vast majority of 4chan isn't atheist / misanthropic scum

>>9504921
more awesome than you think

chances are, you have used his website

>>9504931
>>9504965
Scammer: Got some money. Does whatever with it

Donater: Thinks he donated to some guy buying his mom flowers. Thinks he did a good deed.

Unless he reveals that he's a troll, i don't see your logic at all.

Also, this is hypothetically speaking. I figure that he's doing something nice.

>>9504978
>Implying atheists can't do random acts of kindness

Just because there's no 'guy watching' doesn't mean being nice is against our code of conduct or something.

>>9504978
what does atheism have to do with generosity?

>>9504876
It isn't a lie. I have no reason to lie now, I already have been given money. My mom really is in the hospital. Her leg, ankle and foot was broken a few years back and it never healed properly. It gets swollen when it rains(Idk why) and she's in pain. Finally a doctor said they knew what was happening could fix it with surgery. I'm really going to buy her flowers.

>>9505005
The second guy.

Is he really happy if he's just believing the lie?

>>9505026
atheists are immoral scum.

Only on /r9k/ can a thread turn from this
>First post gets $100 via PayPal. Make sure to put your PayPal account in the post.
into this
>Implying atheists Implying implying

>>9505050
he's happy because he made someone else happy

>>9505077
Thank tooly mctripfag.

>>9505056
OK, so I guess I didn't just give away money and am an atheist

i could go for like $26.50
nothing i want to buy, but i figured an exact amount like that was more awesome :3

>>9505044
I want pictures.

Of her getting the flowers with a timestamp.

I lurk everyday, i want them.

>>9505056
your opinion of morality=/=generosity

>>9505095
no one's saying you didn't, but you do have ulterior motives for doing so...atheists faggot

>>9505140
do i? i wasn't aware of any

>>9505140
To feel good

Like everyone else to do most things.

Why play WoW? It does nothing but waste time? It's fun and it makes me happy.

>>9505160
that's because the devil is working through you, more than likely.

>get $10
>order cdkey off website
>VERIFYING

well fuck hope it hurries up

>>9505044
pix or it didn't happened

>>9505311
I'll post pics Wednesday after I get back from the hospital.

I am extremely cynical and think this is all a set-up. Prove me wrong.

>>9505522
so...you figured it all out

well played

>>9505631
this isn't me, note the secure trip, I'll post Wednesday

Bump for a ridiculously ridiculous thread.

Prius dude here, thanks to whoever just sent me a lockerz invite, rofl.

>>9506074
fuck you and your hippy car, DIAF rich boy

>>9506119
Way to not read the thread, my family isn't well off at all, I had to save up 4 years for that car, and even then, my dad had to chip in 20%...

I love you /r9k/, you presumptuous bunch of assbags.

>>9506223
Feels lame, eh?

The last birthday present I ever got was a computer I had to pay half of, and I haven't gotten shit for five years now, when we have these kids crying because BAWW MY CAR IS BLUE NOT RED BAW and shit.

>>9506234
Anyone who is picky when given free things deserves to die a horrible death.

A glimmer of hope for /r9k/.
Now if only people would be so charitable with contributing O.C.
Are you doing your part?

OP Seems like a good guy, makes me want to work harder at graduating college, charity feels awesome.

Reminds me of that dude that gave a guy 600$ for rent on /b/ whom was about to be evicted because he couldn't pay, which was the most awesome thing i've ever seen on 4chan

>>9506223

I know the feeling, i saved up for 2 years for my car and now its about to hit 105k miles, which means it needs about 2000$ in maintenance and fuck if i can afford that right now while paying off credit card bills... Getting fired sucks because when you have no cash you tend to swipe your credit cards for the food and gas you need...

i dunno if anyone's still giving, but i'm exactly $46 in debt at the moment, now i have no expectations and am not asking for the whole $46 or anything, but whatever you can give me would make life easier. rent's due today as well but theres no point asking for that haha.

paypal is tomtom.dct@gmail.com

OP please i need $$ for a new laptop
sr4254@gmail.com