> 56,380 votes
he's already on page 7

that is awesome. I want him to actually win dammit!

Trolling No.1 wouldn't be a bad idea

Page 7 fuckers.

>>9492577
60800 votes we are very close to page 6

>>9492676
15 minutes ago we were at 49,000

that's eleven thousand votes in a quarter of an hour

oh 4chan <3

>>9492577
>>9492599
>>9492616
>>9492646
>>9492676

OP, stop spamming this shit. we dont care about your fucking reality show.

dont get in his way steve

>>9492694
im not OP cunt

From 0 votes to page 6. Fuck year

>>9492694
Protip: you are a huge selfcentered faggot.

I saw a comment on Zach's page that said something like "Don't worry man, the Flood's got your back."

Sometimes I fucking love you 4chan. Reading that made me cry.

>>9492780
fucking cancer


AAAAAAAAARRGGH

>Jacqueline
>Health & Wellbeing
>1.260.051 votes
>541.273 views

1.260.051 votes
541.273 views

1.260.051 > 541.273
wtf, man...700.000 voted for her without watching her vid?

>>9492694
that was not samefag. I was one of those comments, and i am not OP.

fuck yourself

quick! go start a hookup or camwhore thread!

Virus spam.

>>9492851
You can vote for a video more than once...

>>9492889
i know...but i didnt expect 'normal' people would do that, only b-tards and the liek

>>9492865
>>9492774
>>9492706

protip samefag: people who are not samefags dont get butthurt over samefag accusations.

>>9492929
are you stupid or something?

>>9492929
Thanks for bumping the thread.

This guy is hilarious

/b/ has bumped his views upto 200,000 in like, what, a day? This guy is going to win.

>>9493003
Sorry, I meant votes. The votes are 200,000.

>>9492929
you are the samefag of every post in /fa/.

if you deny it is is double true!

>>9493012
He had better win. That shit was hilarious.

>>9493012
he is in page 2! we are closer!

>>9493012
>votes are at 200,000
>fuck, no they aren't you dumbass, that's the views
>last time I checked a fucking HOUR AGO it was at 52k
>HOLY SHIT 150k votes in an hour

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9493052
453798 votes WTF!

766,242 votes to go.

PAGE 1 we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we need #1 and maintain that

abuse reported.

>>9493190
You can't report a crime that hasn't happened yet, punk.

Haha I'm not gonna vote for some retard to appear on TV regularly.

>>9493190
nothing happened here
>>9493210
gtfo

>>9493210
go 'way, thou faggot.

hahaha it's really gone fast the past few hours. did someone get a script to work? if not, it's really impressive.

853529 votes

wth, man...wth

>>9493210
>Haha guys look at me sage.
>I'm saging, this is going to totally destroy their thread
>Oh wait, it got bumped again, effort wasted.

I lol'd so I voted for him.
NO ATLANTIS IS TOO FICTIONAL OR UNDERWATER.

THERE'S MORE VOTES THAN VIEWS YOU STUPID FAGGOTS. SLOW DOWN.

Shock horror!
This guy is actually funny!

Would TV executives really put a guy with this sort of disabilty on tv though?
It seems like the kind of this they would sweep under the rug, finding a loophole to keep him off tv.

Oh my God. His video made me smile so goddamn hard. He seems like such an awesome dude, living life and being happy despite his disability.

Voted so hard for him.

dood i instantly love this guy

at first i was dubious but that shit is classic

he really could host a fucking show

voted

>>9493348
no need for that. all top videos have more votes than views.

>>9493383
Then why aren't they instantly disqualified? There is no greater evidence of shit not being right.

>>9493391

you can go to the link, say, if you know the guy, or have seen him on youtube, and vote without viewing. there is no reasons to disqualify ppl with more votes than views.

>>9493441
no *easily-proven* reason, you mean

HOLY SHIT. I love this guy, he is absolutely hilarious and with such a positive attitude! He wins my vote regardless of trolling or not.

Oh and btw, Im guessing this guy got more pussy than most of r9k

>>9493441
They'll find something, trust me.
They will probably say the site got "hacked" so someone could mess with the votes.

>>9493495

I used to have a positive attitude. Then I woke up

>>9493529
this is true.

but at the very least, this guy has made the news - right?

right.

>>9493529
It's moot's TIME poll all over again

>>9493543

>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

get over it faggot

>>9493600

Been trying to, bro

>86636 views
>932066 votes

good job guys

voted.
this guy is actually funny AND has a noble premise

fuck everybody else in the universe to death, i want him to win this shit

>>9493543
I do have a positive attitude. It really helps :) You should try it again

>>9493636

it's what we do

this is the best troll poll i've seen yet though, because he deserves it

>>9493642

It's really hard to remain positive when the reasons why most people dislike you are out of your control

He's winning, stop the voting soon.

>>9493636
someone needs to write a video-viewing script to balance it out

i'm actually serious. But i don't understand .js scripting so.. whatever.

>>9493639
>fuck everybody else in the universe to death

dood, this quote, is so worth quoting

Anyway, hope this guy wins.

What a lovely chap.

Voted.

>>9493686
True. Video-viewing script please

>>9493683

it's not just us mang, there are like three of these threads on /b/

and probably other boards too. lets go

>>9493662
MAKE THEM IN YOUR CONTROL

GUYS

we need to add more views to his video as well, otherwise the whole thing is suspect

>>9493728

Is that you, Courage Wolf?

Start view scripts or he will be disqualified. There are not enough views.

STOP VOTING, HE'S FIRST.

>>9493824
No he's not, he's third.

I watched a single video from his youtube account and instantly loved the guy.

He's so adorable. More power to him.

Ahahah, oh wow. This guy is fucking awesome. Voted.

PROBLEM, OPRAH?

KEEP VOTING HE'S NOT FIRST YET, ONLY THIRD.

>>9493878
Disregard this, my bad.

Disregard blocks too.

FINALIST/TOP 5 DETERMINATION: The five (5) participants whose Video Submissions obtain the highest number of valid votes will be deemed "Finalists" (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the Participation Terms) and considered for the Program. At least one (1) of the five (5) Finalists from the Video Submission process will be cast in the Program.

>At least one (1) of the five (5) Finalists from the Video Submission process will be cast in the Program.

>implying they won't select one of the normal people in the top 5 and give this retard an "honourable" mention

Oh 4chan, you so gullible.

YES FUCK THAT GODDAMN JACQUELINE

The vote:view ratio is highIy suspicious.

Someone please get a script going. I'd do it myself but my computeran skills is that of a ten year old.

>If you think you have "IT" - upload your video audition or go to an open casting call.

If by "IT" they mean cerebral palsy, this guy's a shoe in.

Spam views, open video, close video, open video, close video... Every view counts.

>>9493904
Fucking hell, at least we've given him a chance. Maybe somebody else will give him an even better chance, you know? It means good publicity and mention for him, he may even get to be on her show for an episode.

>>9493904
What's a "valid" vote then?

Non scripted voting?

Stop fucking voting. God damn I hate you guys, it's gonna get ruined.

My god 4chan, you've actually done something to help a guy with a disadvantage. Without you this guy wouldn't have this many votes, that alone must just make his day.

You. You bring a tear to my eye sometimes.

>>9494247
Well he's really funny. It's not a pity vote. It's more of a combination pity/merit.

Fucking hilarious.

Nice image macro OP

"No Atlantis is too underwater or too fictional"

He has my vote

whats he running for?

its not governor is it?

>See these threads all day.
>Ignore them.
>4:30 in the morning.
>Finally watch the video.
>Actually laugh all the way through.

This guy is actually pretty damn funny. Good thing he's winning.

start putting your bots to view the video a lot, not vote it. A really low view/vote ratio is gonna look really suspicious.

GODDAMN IDIOT /b/TARDS, STOP POSTING MEME-LADEN COMMENTS YOU IMBECILE PIECES OF SHIT.

holy fucking shit. he was at around 20,000 votes this morning

he's at 2.5 million now. almost double 2nd place.

>>9495290

Yeah, I never thought we could over do it on him winning.

I wonder if anyone will be suspicious about it? I mean, I dont have any bots or anything but I voted for him twice, but even still so many votes overnight wreaks of foul play.

Not sure if we should continue voting or stop and let it die down?

Okay, watched and voted.
He was pretty fun.

Anyone else think Zach is a total bro who deserves to win? What a badass.

I cried and smiled like a winged animal

>>9492577
/Voted
Some parts were actually funny. I like this guy.

Is it just me, or would this actually be an awesome show that is completely worth watching? The sense of humor is obviously fuckin there, the guy can make fun of himself so it's not like it'd just be a sob story, and a show about travel where things don't go your way leaves a lot of room for humor as well as some actual education. Shit, man, this is awesome. I didn't need /r9k/'s suggestion to vote, only the link.

>>9495609
I'd love him to win, he's a good man.

>>9492646
Now who the fuck voted for Dee?

I just checked... is he winning by 1million votes?!

Go Zach, he was actually funny, I actually laughed!!

>>9495609
Look at all the comments above you, everyone thinks he's a great bro.
I'm not much of a talk show fan, but I'd be willing to check this guy out.

>I have cerebral palsy which I think is the sexiest of the palsies

this made my day

Why the fuck does 4chan love retards so much? You people need to stop this, nobody will watch this fucking retard's show & normal people don't want to have to be exposed to this bullshit.

>>9495805
>14 years old
>Fat
>Thinks he is edgy
>Long greasy hair
>Clothes are too tight
>Doesn't bathe
>Gets bad marks at school
>Thinks he can make a band despite not having a musical bone in his body
>Will deny everything said here
>Didn't watch the video

He's gorgeous. Good luck to him.

HOLY FUCK ANON

last time i looked at the votes he only had 800,000

AND THAT WAS FUCKING FOUR HOURS AGO.

-this sill be the fourth time oprah got owned.

party on.

Whats so fucking good about Jacqueline?

fuck yeah zach! if he made a show it would rock

I don't usually like advertisement threads, but I like this kid.
Who gives a fuck if normalfags would or wouldn't watch his show?

I want to watch Captain Wheelchairs World Adventures. Fuck yeah.

>>9495805
>implying that is not the fucking point you fucking slut, yes I called you a slut and not a fag because you are obviously a woman so get the fuck off the computer and plant your overfed ass on a railway and await the justice

>>9495818

taras?

I think this is a nice way to break through that caring, accepting exterior that the Oprah foundation puts on - when in reality, they're only really concerned with the beautiful and wealthy.

I want to see her squirm when this kid wheels himself out after winning.

>>9495818
Yeah I guess I should've watched the video first. But I'm not fat or 14 years old, my clothes fits just fine and I shower daily. I did however get bad grades in highschool. Also, I take back what I said, this kid is the fucking man.

When I went to sleep at 130 eastern time last night Zach was only at 15,000 views. I wake up this morning and do a quick check and this guy is over 2,000,000!! Anon, you rule!

>>9495927
:D We cool!

Sorry I said those mean things :(

It's actually a good idea for a show.
I read a book about a blind guy who traveled the world, and it was really fascinating. This would be fun to watch.

>Haha I'm not gonna vote for some retard to appear on TV regularly.
>implying anyone here intends to watch Opera or this guys show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkTVP_YOH4Q&feature=related

Holy Shit, I went to sleep that he had roughly 21000 votes and now he skyrocketed to over 2 milions.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ROBOTS

>>9495927
I don't know if that was intended but I laughed when you tried to answer all the assumptions anon made about you.

I think he'd have a fucking AWESOME show. The guy's eloquent and funny!

Keep votin' 4chan!

he's like jimmy from south park

genuinely funny and disabled

I actually like this guy, seems really nice

>>9496017
>jimmy
>Jimmy

You guys realize it isn't just 4chonz voting for this guy? It's the whole internet.

>>9495979
Oh god
>dont ask those questions, well break your legs more!

>>9495979
>Zach takes on
>Dennis Quaid
>The KKK
>Clinton

He's already got a television career, by the looks of things.

>>9496040
4chan is like the interweb freeway

>>9496040
Yeah we know and its awesome.

He looks like a mutation of Ryan seacrest. If you just focus on the side of his face which isn't toxic crusader. he looks normal.

As my mom always said, when life gives you wheelchair, make lemonade.

what if he isnt joking......

>>9496040

4chan is the holy fuel though.
His youtube video mostly have less than 1000 views so no, the INTERNET is not voting him.
We are.
We are proxy legion.

What's the best way to get the views up? Just refreshing the page or do you need to watch the video?

he's actually witty and has an interesting show premise

>>9496182
use script

>>9495977
Are you serious?? Of course I'd watch his show. Did you watch his "reel" (or something) video?He's actually got quite a sharp sense of humour.

Obviously I never have and never would watch Oprah though.

>>9496226
care to explain in detail?

secret password

>>9495977
You obviously didn't watch his video. this guy is hilarious...

i cant wait to watch this

>>9495922
>>Orpah: Zach, you are a very brave man, and we normal people welcome you with caring arms to this world. Can you offer us some words on how you deal with your very special, special gift?

>>Zach: Yeah, suck my cock you fat fucking bitch.

>implying I want a guy with CP on TV

Is there an script we can use or a URL we can autoreload?

I'd like to see him on a show with a 'bizarre' friend who helps him during his quest to troll the globe by helping him with tasks are limited to him by CP. They can be the troll duo of the world.

>>9496341

Yeah we already had Bob Barker

blocks

http://www.pagereboot.com/

This thing refreshes the page in intervals of your choosing. Spread it around.

Over 2 million votes. I knew you guys would do it, but holy fuck that was quick.

>>9496351
Better keep it clean, we are winning as it is anyway. I mean if we start playing dirty and they find out its just gonna give them a legit reason to cut him.

zach is one of the greatest people ive ever seen, he is just a true bro and funnier than most people will ever be

voted and viewed

>>9496468

What's the average amount of votes for people?

Are there any threads on /b/ at the moment? I can't find any.

>>9496583

Start one up. Tell them to use pagereboot.com to up the number of views. It's going to look suspicious if he has millions of votes but hardly any views.

>>9496607
There's no point in worrying about it looking suspicious anymore. The votes have gone from 9000 to 2 mil in something like 8 hours.

>>9496627

Shit, really? I seen this thread earlier last night when I went to check on /b/ and they already pulled this shit off?

Kudos to them. Almost makes me wish I still went there regularly.

This kid is hilarious

Can we vote multiple times?

>>9496657
It isn't just /b/, /b/tards aren't the unstoppable legion they think they are. This is a collective effort between a couple internet communities.

>>9496734

How many internet communities? Just the chans or is SA and Ebaums getting in on this too?

>>9496747
This is all over Digg and Reddit as well.

>>9496747

Yeah seriously who else is in on this?

No way that many people browse /r9k/

>>9496803
It was also put up on /b/
I guess we should put threads on all the bigger boards?

You may or may not remember Greyson Chance being spammed across 4chan about 6 weeks ago. At one point the same post was being put up hourly (to keep it on the front page) on this very board.

Turns out it was viral.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-450686
http://crushable.com/entertainment/was-greyson-chances-paparazzi-video-viral-marketing/
http://mog.com/MOG_News/blog/1988749
http://www.pynkcelebrity.com/archives/45830

>But what the fuck does that shit have to do with this cripple?

It's the same damn thing.
-Regularly posted here and on /v/, I can imagine it's being spammed more frequently on /b/.
-Three separate threads on trv, a slow board.
>>>/trv/333949
>>>/trv/333894
>>>/trv/333837
pic related.
-Pretty much all threads about him are trying to propagate "No Atlantis is too underwater".
-If it weren't for these threads, would you honestly have known who this guy is, much less given a fuck about him?

4chan has officially jumped the shark and become a tool of the advertising/marketing industry.

>>9496802

Fuck Digg and Reddit.

>>9496803
I've seen it on most of the old zip boards today.

>>9496829
I don't get it. 4chan didn't PROMOTE Greyson like they have Zach, did they?

>>9496850
4chan didn't do anything.
Whatever marketing firm originally posted about Zach used the same text they're currently using, with the numbers modified accordingly. The Greyson vids were posted with a similar thing: a framegrab, a link to the video, and some variation of "Can you believe the girls' reaction to this?"

hehehe. christians everywhere will be madd

>>9496880
Jesus. I had no idea.

I tend to believe that this is actually in 4chan's spirit to make this guy viral. I don't think it's cancer or a PA request.

>>9496905
4chan is its userbase: self-interested. The only thing I can remember 4chan promoting is the moot 4chan thing, and even that was mostly done by scriptkiddies.
When has 4chan ever sold out for something like this?

>>9496944

You clearly have not been on 4chan for longer than two weeks.

Here's one example: CHAWKLET RAYNE

>>9496944
Lol, silly me. "moot 4chan thing" = moot for Time's Most Influential Person in the World.
sage for double post

>>9496829
Greyson Chance > hipster underage fag got
Zach > bro who stands to make Oprah and Hollywood look like a bitch while experiencing a life he otherwise wouldn't be able to.

I don't care if they use a loophole to stop him from getting a show. This guy is fucking awesome.

Hardly anyone was saging this shit or insisting it was viral last night. Now that it's actually worked, everyone is pissed off. Cry more.

He has over 2 million votes apparently. Shit yeah.

>>9496850
this. Promoting Greyson is like promoting bieber. 4chan would not sink that low, i mean fuck, that's worser than cp threads for fucks sake.

Zach has almost DOUBLED the amount of votes that Jacqueline girl has.

As long as 4chan stays involved, there's no way she can catch up before July 3rd.

>>9496971
Took a while for Tay to get a record deal, not to mention endorsements, as opposed to Greyson showing up out of nowhere and simultaneously getting on Ellen and getting signed.

Now that he has reached page 1 he is getting a large share of the on-4chan votes, and they cant disallow his votes like those gamespot faggots did with bub&bob because he is disabled

>>9493904
You meant to say:

> Implying Oprah has not already decided who will win and has set this up as a way of justifying the setting up of a new show.

This guy is fucking amazing.

I genuinely laughed at his jokes.

>>9496850
>>9497016
A marketing firm was hired to make posts here about Greyson, it wasn't the work of some fanatical poster.

>>9497005
I was sure it was viral from the first time I saw it, I just needed proof.

Not only is he funny, he also didn't use Windows fucking Movie Maker to make his tape.

>>9497095
You can't deny that Greyson has talent though. Even if the marketing firms hadn't posted here, he'd still have gotten scouted and signed eventually. They just sped things up.

>>9496905

Dude, that guy is paranoid, let him be.
4chan love this guy because he could ignite a sparkle of humanity in this land of the lost.
And on top of that he's fucking funny.
So fuck him, this guy is a winner.

>>9497043

Actually lots of votes aren't even from 4chan.

people are just realling liking him as a person and realising he is actually going to fucking win this.

God damn, I hope Zach wins.

You all are dumb as fuck. What is getting this guy a show going to prove? You think you're "sticking it" to Hollywood or Oprah? Bullshit. Do you really think Oprah, on national television, is going to act disgusted or shocked about this guy's disability at all? From the way some of you act, it's like you expect Oprah to somehow reveal a secret distaste for disabled people she probably doesn't even have, despite the fact she's had more severely disabled guests on her show before. Do you really think you're going to crumble her media empire? No. All you're going to do is make her more millions, because this guy is disabled and thus Oprah's housewife audience will go "aaaaw" and love him. The only thing is going to do is make Ellen DeGeneres more jealous of Oprah that she couldn't have this guy on her show first so they could both dance together like retards while every fat middle-aged woman's cunt in the audience gets wet. You people disgust me. I remember when 4chan was actually mean or at least clever about what it did, instead of making Oprah richer all because you want to please some disabled guy whose "humble and likable" personality is probably as fake as Oprah's. Feel bad, you media slaves.

Oh, and.
>>>/b/239317749

>>9497221
>implying Oprah will give this guy the show.

unfortunately, in this day and age, his true disadvantage is being a White male. Jews, women, and "minorities" (technically the majority) don't like that. Not. At. All.

Although, Oprah might choose him just to piss of Black people, but her Jewish/Gay producers won't like it.

I'm going to laugh when, by some "fluke", this guy wins the whole thing.

>>9497221
also u mad bro

>I remember when 4chan was actually mean
Anon is legion xDxD derpdepr expect us xD
WE NEVAR FORGT XD

>>9497221
>I remember when 4chan was actually mean

hurr anonymous is legiun INTERNET HATE MACHINE lulz xd

buncha newfags

>>9497227
protip: real 4chan trolls don't bother capitalizing jew, black, gay or white. make sure you tell your co-workers, as well

>>9497248
>real 4chan trolls
Because those trolls, like yourself, are so much more mature when compared to what, fictional trolls? What the fuck?

You're trying too hard.

>>9497232
>>9497236

>quote me saying "I remember when 4chan was mean or at least clever about what it did."
>cut off quote right before I say "or at least clever"
>strawman
>thinks 4chan is better as a charity to make underprivileged people famous and play right into viral marketers' hands

It's not about "Anonymous is legion." It's about when 4chan did stuff to be funny, funny stuff usually being mean, instead of just to be nice.

Whatever though. Keep spouting "newfag" even though I doubt you know anything about what this site used to be.

awpe;uhq2p9u498;
>>9497261
u mad?

>>9497294
Not really, actually. If anything, I'm amused that you're putting so much effort into trying to look cool and disinterested on 4chan.

>>9497293
>>9497293
>cut off quote right before I say "or at least clever"
>implying this changes the fact you said "I remember when 4chan used to be mean"

>>9497311

>implying this changes the fact that I do remember when 4chan was mean, which it was in the past
>implying you remember

>>9497306
in what part of the post am i attempting to be cool or disinterested?

>>9497327
>implying that you actually remember it and aren't just reading ED articles

http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=how_to_enter#in_person

Zach won't win. See:

>You must be in good physical and mental health.
>physical health

>>9497335
Let's go raid Habbo and block entrances xDxDDD

>>9497221
you know..not everything is about motives, agendas and shit, you paranoid, aspie faggot

also, u mad?

>>9497003
Never heard of Josh Blue, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSrpZi_6WM

>>9497343
>All applicants who believe they meet this criterion, including persons with disabilities, are welcome and encouraged to apply to be a participant.
>including persons with disabilities
Nice try.

I know he won't get the show, but he can at least get the most votes or views.

>>9497353

>sees Habbo as the prime example of 4chan's malicious raiding
>calls others "newfag"

irony.jpg

"The Sexiest of all the Palseys"

Honestly I expected to hate this guy, but he's a funny fuck Enough for my vote.

>>9497356
>not everything is about motives, agendas and shit, you paranoid, aspie faggot
Of course some things happen by random chance, but the stars are a little too perfectly aligned for this (4chan postings + video) to be purely a random person's doing. For one thing, the production value on Zach's video is really good: lighting, sound, editing, writing (flow of jokes, etc.) Zach's delivery is good as well, and I'm not saying he doesn't deserve to win, just that this might be a little more than just random chance that everyone automatically assumes it is.

>>9497382
>implying I called you a newfag

Whatever though, NEVAR FORGET ANON IS LEGION
EXPECT US XD

>>9497343

>You must be in good physical and mental health. All applicants who believe they meet this criterion, including persons with disabilities, are welcome and encouraged to apply to be a participant.
>including persons with disabilities

DERP

>>9497433
Eh, look up his older youtube videos, he's done stuff like this before.
Such as the Bill Clinton interview question, etc

So if I just keep putting the link in and voting, will it count them all or just one?

>>9497433
To expand on this a bit...
Just look at some of the other videos in the "Most Viewed". The ones I took a look at had glaring problems not present in Zach's vid (sound problems, shitty quality, etc.)

also, just introduced this to the /fag/ board

>>9497495
Just one.

Atlantean bampu

>he's got about 41k votes
>start voting
>he's at 52k votes
>go to bed
>wake up
>2,400,000 votes

Goddamn. I knew we had a lot of internet influence, but that's impressive.

>>9497591

Thats what I was thinking, i voted for him when he was in the 3000 range, now its just... Wow.

Oldest video is from 2 years ago, next newest video was posted less than a week ago and is an inspirational webcam monologue. If this is seriously a viral campaign, arrangements would have been made sometime after his reel was posted but before he posted his Oprah vid. Most likely Oprah's people found his reel, confirmed he was entering the contest and then set him up with whatever he needed (most likely a camera/lighting and proper editing).

tl;dr Thanks for more support for the viral theory.

This has probably already been posted elsewhere, but I just wanted to point this out (from the contest FAQ):
>How often can I vote?
>You can vote as often as you like. We have installed software monitors to prevent robot voting or unexplained spikes in vote activity.

So him having more votes than views shouldn't be a problem. We just have to hope they don't decide that this was an "unexplained spike"; it was certainly a spike, but I think it can be explained by him getting so much support from popular websites.

>>9497641
is referring of course to
>>9497491

>>9497641

Honestly, I really don't care if it's viral or not. He's a funny guy with a good outlook on life and I think he could make a solid TV show.

>>9497681
Honestly, I'm in the same boat -- I have no problem with Zach himself. The problem I have is that 4chan was included as part of the viral marketing campaign. Just shows how diluted by the mainstream this place has become.
Oh well, time to move on to another chan.

WARRIOR PANTS

>>9497716
Unfortunately, I severely doubt you will leave 4chan. In the event that you don't at least please kindly keep your bullshit conspiracy theories to /x/. Thank you.

Have any of you thought that maybe Zach started his own viral marketing campaign and this isn't some jew media conspiracy? If so, more power to him.

From oprah's FAQ page: "You can vote as often as you like. We have installed software monitors to prevent robot voting or unexplained spikes in vote activity."

LOL

>>9497855
Well everyone on page 1 have done stuff like that. I think our guy Zach actually can win based on real votes.

Y'know we should probably boost the number of views, it'll make the exponential rise in votes less suspicious

You 'viral-marketing' people are fucking retarded and have been calling anything mildly catchy 'viral-marketing' recently. WE decided that this was a cool thing to do, not SOME FUCKING COMPANY, CHRIST.

>>9498040
This. I don't think any company could pull of viral marketing this well, making it this polished and making it seem this average and typical. We'd have to watch a lot of blatant failures before it got to this level of finesse.

I love this kid. He's being 100% sarcastic through the entire thing. His humor plays to his disability fantastically.

Someone needs to figure out how to get those views up, just to seal the deal.

>>9498394
I've got five tabs going and I keep hitting play the second they end, but I can't do this alone.

Why the fuck is this bitch second?

Fuckin' Zach man. Fuckin' bro on wheels.

>>9499461
Because she's moderately attractive yet seemingly down to earth, accessible, and relatable to your typical Oprah viewer.

Seriously. All these videos seem like the same typical feel-good shit. Sure, maybe it's good for the world and this and that, but it's boring, bad TV.

y'all president now...

vote zach 2010

>>9499515
That was a rhetorical question.

>>9499603
That was a rhetorical answer.

He's number one in voted now.

... does this mean he's going to crawl that marathon now?

>>unfortunate, handicapped man
>>extremely nice and funny
>>r9k changes his life

manlytear.jpeg

found dr.phils replacement

This guys is seriously beating the other lady by about TWICE her votes.

This dude is a /bro/bot on wheels. I love this guy.

>>9499865
this is fucking lovely. I am totally going to watch his show. *tear*

>Sort of good looking woman
>"positivity positivity happiness you can be happy positivity happiness blah blah blah"

>dude in a wheelchair
>Let me fill you with LOL's through my charming sense of humor and great outlook on life

This vote is a no-brainer

ITT: /r9k/ proves it has a heart

also, voted

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ANONS?THIS GUY IS A FUCKING CRIPPLE! HE IS A BROKEN, DEFECTIVE HUMAN BEING! WE SHOULDN'T BE HELPING HIM, WE SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF HIM AND TALKING ABOUT HOW CRIPPLES AND RETARDS ARE DRAINS ON SOCIETY. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

>>9499963
Fuck you. He is making us laugh.

>>9497221
Yes, media slaves. The world runs on media, you dumbshit. What, you thought you were some super cool 4chan rebel? Bullshit. You're just another 'slave' to the system. You can't escape it.

This guy's awesome and I'm not just saying that because he's a cripple.

I really hope he wins and I hope that fat cunt Oprah doesn't fuck things up for him.

preemptiveupperbloxbecausethisissaidalot

>>9499963
<----------------------------- /b/ is that way!

thatwaybloxforblockingthatfuckingcatimeanrobot

>>9499963
>we R anonymouse LEEEGUNN!!! NO FORGIEV NO FARGET!!11!!!!1

Go back to /b/ you fucking faggot.

I hope he actually gets the show, I sincerely think it would be interesting.

>>9499988
He's gonna be on her show and she's gonna be all "OOOO LAWDY U B MAKIN A SHO CHAMPYANIN' DA RIGHTS OF DA CRIPPLZ USE A BRAVE LITTLE BAW MA NICCA" and he's like "I just wanted to make a funny travel show, stop reminding me I have bong eyes and live in a wheelchair".

>>9499957
We're not voting for him because we feel sorry for him, we're voting for him because he's genuinely entertaining, you patronizing fuck.

Bumping because this guy is fucking great.

votewise, this guy is winning

GENTLEMEN, WE NEED TO WIN THIS. GO GO GO GO

>2,426,610 votes

Holy crap.

Oh 4chan...

The 90% of shit that's produced here is more than balanced out by the 10% of sheer awesome like this.

I love you.

>>9500509

Nice to see a show where a handicapped person is in control.

It's even better than miniorities having a show.

He might get bigger than Opera.

So bad. I want it -sooo- bad.