It'd be so fucking annoying.

My bedroom would probably be a REALLY long walk from the kitchen.

That picture would stop being related after one night.

Nobody would cook, nobody would be outta bed till 3pm, when people were awake everybody would try to troll each other, people would set traps and shit around, and even worse shit i can't come up with considering i just woke up a while ago.

Posting more of Rokkenjima

It would be horrible. And awkward.

ahaha.wav

It'd be horrible if the ratio of bedroom : bath is not 1:1.

Remember that thread about the guy who shits in the shower and throws it into the toilet? Yeah.

I'd probably be beaten to death before long because of all the arguments I wouldn't be able to keep myself out of. Oh dear god.

It would be awesome

awesome I tell you

They'll never find the lolis now!

>>9482861

>people would set traps and shit around

You are saying this like it's a bad thing

That loli that's been around lately would get raped hard.

>>9482861

Honestly, the house would be filled to the brim with awkward quiet kids. The most that'll happen through time is that we all get along.

everyone would put 10 locks on their bedroom doors. everyone would shout and scream and demand they get their own bathrooms.

no body would ever see each other. there would be a shitload of people living there, but you would never hear anything. the only sound would you'd be able to hear would be the sound of a hundred neckbeards typing at the same time.

I'm imagining this like Mario Kart style; banana peels left lying around etc

>>9483010

You forgot about smell of cum

It'd be amazing if it was only a handful of us. Every single person on /r9k/ would be ridiculous, it'd take us forever to even meet each other.

But yeah. If they split us up into groups of maybe... 8? It'd be really good.

We would be shy, awkward best friends.

Unwashed dishes, dirty laundry, empty soda cans. Everywhere.

cum smell EVERYWHERE
it would soon lead to circle jerking

>>9483010
Dont forget the sound of hundreds of neckbeards masturbating too.

>>9482948
what loli?

>>9483034

Gigantic mansion with thousands of Anons would be best

>>9483065
Some messed up underage girl who was asking how she'd pimp herself out or something. Very depressing, but also sexy.

>implying anyone would ever leave their room except for snacks to shove down their fat neckbeard face

>>9483044

I think there would be Anons doing cleaning and stuff. Seriously, would you like to have room like this in a mess?

Half of the males would devise ways to rape all the females, the other have would turn their nose up because they are no longer "virgins".

Some of the women would cook and clean, and some will be pig disgusting. Either way they'd all be called beaches and shores anyways.

The smell of sex and masturbation would always be present.

We would still all sit in our rooms and bitch at each other via /r9k/. Someone would make a post about that annoying anon in room 910 and the next day find someone superglued flash drives to all their USB ports.

The dividing people into groups of 8 could be a reality show. "OKAY, GROUP A, NECKBEARDS, TODAY ARE FACING OFF IN A PIE EATING CONTEST WITH GROUP B, NORMIES, THE LOSERS OF THE CONTEST WILL BE SENT BACK HOME"

>>9483034
You wouldn't need to meet everyone, you'd just form up into social groups, only the people would be vaguely more similar to you than normal.

What I wouldn't look forward to is the intense shortages of femanons. At least in the normal world there's enough relationship friction to make sure there's always more women than I could possibly deal with.

>>9483070
But we'd never form any relationships. I'd end up just stuck in my room the whole time, not trying because it's better to just exclude yourself than risk not being liked.

We could have inter-house balls or something, I don't know. Monthly.

>>9483093
ah I seen her in that one escort thread shit was weird

The neckbeards will suffocate all the camwho/r9k/s through their enlarging fatness. The house will then proceed to explode and pop all the lard in the neckbeards, flooding nearby towns and causing Hurricane Niggerkiller 2.0

>>9483106

>implying anyone would ever leave their room except for snacks to shove down their fat neckbeard face

I am tall, fit, looking kind androgynous, blue eyes. There is more anons like that for sure, right?

>>9483117
>don't eat any pies
>get sent home
The only right thing to do.

>>9483117
I would watch that....FUND IT!

I'm just trying to imagine the epic gaming that would go on. Everyone would be lanning, playing CS into the late hours of the morning drinking cans of bawls and throwing them into massive piles. Normies would be fucking their girlfriends while I'm getting headshot after headshot with loud techno music blaring. Aw yeah.

>>9483128

Most Anons are gay anyway

No vanity, but I would be adored in this hypothetical house, no doubt.

>>9483202
True nuff. If they weren't gay going in, they'd probably be gay going out. We would have to heavily encourage the more effeminate men to become traps, just to help make it all work out.

>>9483241
Yeah we would definetly need some traps.

>>9483241
>>9483256

>Having trap sex in Kinzo study

I live in a mansion. Not trolling.

First of all its expensive as fuck to heat, and to get a family member down for dinner or something you need to call their cell phone.

Wifi won't hit the entire house, and since its a goddamn mansion (and as a result, old) you can't really put ethernet everywhere without ruining the appeal of the house. Currently I have 3 repeaters but it has some insane problem with connection speed I haven't figured out.

You need to use a ride-on mower or hire someone to garden at least once a month, and the ride-ons always have their belts snap.

Completely fucking silent, especially since I'm a half mile from the street and live on a nature reserve. Its horrifying at times.

On the other hand, we have a dedicated puppet show room, and dedicated alice in wonderland tea room. So that's good I guess.

I am pretty sure that the house would divide itself up into different areas. The virgin/neckbeard/loners get a quarter, the stoners get a quarter to grow weed/get high/not sicken the pussy anons with smoke. The super sexual people will get a quarter and the other quarter would be the normies who move in and out of every other area at will. This is probably the only way we will not all kill each other.

>>9483295
We'd have dongles.

>>9483295
Invite your Anon friends to live with you. NOW. Faggot.

>>9483295
There are more than enough of us to afford to pay the bills.

I doubt it'd be silent with all the people that would live there, but the internet issue would be a problem.

>>9483269

Forgot picture, oh well

>>9483295

>I live in a mansion. Not trolling.

Can you do a favor a take/post some pictures? I would love to see it.

>>9483297
I certainly hope it doesn't break up that way. I personally would prefer it if we all lived together. I mean, I could see divisions along ideological lines, i.e., those three or four Christians who browse /r9k/ would probably live together and do their own thing, but I see most of us getting along well most of the time.

I would sneak into the bathrooms at night and turn the toiletpaper around so that it goes under not over.

We should do a meet-up every few weeks, a couple of us meeting each other for the first time, chilling on couches or some shit for two days, if anyone is willing to host a handful of anons for a weekend or whatever. Bring some money to pay for damage insurance...

We could have a huge forest and grounds and we could LARP in it. I've never done it, but I'd like to give it a go.

I'd probably end up lost in the forest and die and nobody would even notice though, knowing me.

>>9483352
Y-you massive faggot. Wow.

I don't even.

>>9483352
You're a goddamn son of a bitch. You shall be the first to die for your crimes against humanity.

>>9483295

>First of all its expensive as fuck to heat

You need to do this in winter in whole mansion right?

Last outside shot of Rokkenjima mansion

>>9483295
You'd probably save mony by buying better insulation. Triple glazing ftw.

>>9483347
I'd hope it didn't break up to, but some of the anons seems like they'd be a lot more aggressive about their dislikes and wants. I think the shortage of women would be an issue too.

>>9482811
I live in one, have like 30 rooms for me, yay.
I feel fucking alone.

>>9483383

>We could have a huge forest and grounds and we could LARP in it. I've never done it, but I'd like to give it a go.

>LARP

Running/cosplaying scenarios outside. It's not much fun unless sex is involved

>>9483492
I'd be up for LARP sex, actually.

But only if I was allowed to be some sort of Princess.

>>9483433
You would take a century to pay back re-doing the thermal insulation of a 150 years old mansion. it's hard to make it worth it in a normal-sized house..

>>9483393
>>9483388
I lol'd hard
fucking hard is that enough robot is it huh?

Living with a shitton of misogynist might be a bit awkward, but since it would be a huge place, I guess I could avoid those losers and hang out with normal folk.

>>9483474
Want me to visit you Anon? I'll behave myself.

>>9483474
>>9483474
>>9483474

I'll come live with you, provided I get to live rent free

To the anons claiming to have mansions: Why are you not making our dreams come true?

>>9483010
>the only sound would you'd be able to hear would be the sound of a hundred neckbeards fapping at the same time.

FTFY

Would we even all fit in a mansion? I mean, if we're including /b/'s residents, it could be thousands and thousands of people, right?

>>9483505

>But only if I was allowed to be some sort of Princess.

No, you will play your natural role [spoiler]slut[/spoiler]

Lmfao at the comment of 100 neckbeards in their rooms just bashing away on their keyboard sound!!!

Fucking truth

Probably like a gentlemen's club. Drinking fine scotch infront of a fireplace discussing cricket.

>>9483585
... why you spoiling dreams, Anon? You a dream-spoiler? :c

>>9483584


Not including /b/. Fuck /b/ Im NOT living in a house with them. They get their own huge house somewhere far far away where they cant fuck things up but only what they have themselves.

>>9483636
/b/ would eat each other.

I'd prefer a castle.

I don't know about mansion, but here's what a house with all of us would look like

Everything would be computerized, courtesy of the /g/. All meals would be cooked by /ck/ and delivered by /r/. Every person would be male, but a few would dress like females. There would be constant activity because no one has regular sleep cycles. The water would be produced by the tears of whining robots. There would be a huge underground dungeon complex that would house millions of lolies for the pedofags to feast upon, with the moralfags bitching about it to everyone all the time.

>>9483636
I can already see them randomly yelling "CANCER!!!!1111" and then hundreds of 12 years old fucktards running through the corridor with knives in their hands.

Ok what if it was just. /r9k/v/a/ck/k/d/y/s/cgl/sci/n/trv/x/

I think I would enjoy that.

To the Anon with mansion, post some picture, pretty please.

>>9483636

To be fair, I think most channers would crap out of such an expedition fairly early, /b/tard or no.

If i was ever in this situation i would hunt down one of the few femanond and have sex with her repeatedly and we would rarely leave our room.

But thats not going to happen, I'll end up envying the people who mannage to pull this off.

Fuck all of you, I'm going to get drunk as hell and play annoying music on the roof.

>>9483692

At least 20000 of them. They got a shitty poll on some website up to like 25k votes. And remember that fat nintendo kid they all subscribed to? he got about 20k. So fucking hell. 15k 12 year old idiot fuck heads. 5k "oldfags" complaining about jack shit and thinking they are awesome. they all will kill each other within 5 hours.

>>9483668
That is SO nice Anon. Thankyou for making that for us today c:

>>9483345
No pictures from inside that I want to share, since its all birthday parties and shit, but this pic is of the house.

One with the pool (its heated) and the giant front yard.

>>9483693

/b/ HAS TO BE INCLUDED

>>9483710
You just made me realize, just going to the kitchen or bathroom at night would be an adventure. Around every corner there could be someone waiting to rape you.

>>9483693

>no /co/


Fuck you and everyone else living in that house.

Can't it just be /r9k/ mansion?

I would be up for this but it's never going to happen.

Unless we somehow mannage to get around 50-100 /r9k/ers to quit their lifestyles and all pitch in to pay off a huge house.

I'd be up for this but it's not going to happen and the ratio of women to men would be 3:1.

I.e all women would end up being raped and beaten and then traded with other neckbeards.

>>9483584

>Would we even all fit in a mansion? I mean, if we're including /b/'s residents, it could be thousands and thousands of people, right?

There could be mansion which have hundreds of thousands m2 of living space. Its only possible this way. Considering that people from opposite parts of mansion will never meet each other.

i would imagine that there would be a lot of rape and murder going on. lol

>>9483763
The whining would never stop.

gosford park hurmmm....

Angry bitter narcissistic sex, angry bitter narcissistic sex everywhere....

Toolazytoshoopapicblawx

>>9483760

Left a out a few /co/ic/tg/toy/

On a serious note, I'd love to live in an huge house with tenths of strangers.

>>9483750

I didn't mean rape.

It would be consensual, we'd just have loud animal sex all the time.

You would hear the crisp spanking sounds of skin and the beastlike wails outside our hallway.

Maybe we'll all get this organized some day.

I dunno though, I'd be happy with just /r9k/. All of us living together.

>>9483785
There would be murder, suicide, rape, and other accounts of attempts on all points.

I imagine it'd make for a very interesting and dramatic experience.

Another thing, would anyone be opposed to pooling money so we can all buy a mansion and live in it? Then we just get everybody to pitch in with things like bills and stuff, it'd be interested.

>>9483821
In perfect harmony. Would you be my best friend Anon?

I couldn't go in without knowing I had at least one specific strong ally to love and support me.

Well i want my neighboor to be producing lage amounts of weed lsd and shrooms.

and i want a soundproof room.

>>9483828
As long as you don't have to explain where the money is coming from, I would be down.

But I think that is just a desire to be raped by lots of anons.

>>9483839

You bet, Anon.

We could have bunk-beds.

>implying that male pussies who can't even approach a woman IRL would actually dare to rape a woman

Seriously, LOL. Sure, in a situation where a single woman would be surrounded by a million of them, she'd probably be raped. But even on this board, there are far too many other women and normal males for something like that to happen.

>>9483852
You could have whichever one you want, but I do have rules about lonely nights.

Basically the rule is I get to sleep with you.

If that was all I owned, I'd sell it, get a cheapo apartment, quit my job and live off the difference for as long as possible.

>>9483724

Oh wow, it seriously looks like Rokkenjima island.

>>9483844
Well it'd be less of a hassle if the money weren't stolen, but I don't see a reason why we'd have to pry into one another other's financial lives.

>>9483869

Sounds like a plan! I'm usually pretty warm.

We could get a doublewide bunk-bed. Maybe even triplewide, if we make any other friends.

>>9483902
I'm up for new friends, but you have to make them for us. And they can't move into the bunks, just visit.

Warm, huh? Good. We can do leg tangling on the sharing nights. If that wouldn't make you uncomfortable.

... Sounds a lot like Hogwarts Guys

Let's all pool some money together, and buy us a mansion

>>9483750

>You just made me realize, just going to the kitchen or bathroom at night would be an adventure. Around every corner there could be someone waiting to rape you.

You are saying it like it's a bad thing

>>9483933

Neckbeard Manor

>>9483945
It would be exactly like Animal House.

>>9483926

Eh, I guess I could give making other friends a shot.

And yeah, I guess leg-tangling's alright. I'm pretty adventurous!

>>9483828

>Another thing, would anyone be opposed to pooling money so we can all buy a mansion and live in it? Then we just get everybody to pitch in with things like bills and stuff, it'd be interested.

This needs another thread sometimes in future ...

>>9483939
Oh not a bad thing at all. But it'd probably get annoying after a little while, sometimes you just want a sandwich and not surprise anal.

>>9483975
I'll be sure to post one, I need to scout out some mansions and start looking into how much money I can contribute.

But for starters, where would we want this place to be? England? Canada? USA?

>>9483965
If it's trouble, we can just be us. We'd just be "those 2." Other neckbeards would be surprised if they saw us apart. They'd call us... whatever your name is, "+my name".

ANON I'M EXCITED. I'M EXCITED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU, EVEN THOUGH IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

>>9484006
Canada. They're more tolerant of piracy and shit. Personally, I'd like Ireland, simply because LAND, EVERYWHERE, and a moderate climate, but Canada's probably best.

>>9484006

Maybe we could have separate Chapters, for different nations, maybe even regions?

I shot Jessica, yall niggers can have Beatrice, Shannon, Kanon or whoever the fuck you want.

>>9484030
I don't think that even if 50% of 4Chan (which is a lot of people) we would have enough to have more than at least two mansions. I mean we're probably talking millions of dollars here.

>>9484006

>But for starters, where would we want this place to be? England? Canada? USA?

Landscape like England is ok i guess, but it needs to be quite solitary place.

>>9484013

Maybe this Robot Manor will come to fruition, one day!

'til then, we can just have fond memories, and know that someone, somewhere, would totally be our best friend.

>>9484048
>I shot Jessica
Actually, that was me.

>>9484013
You mean you'd be a super couple. Like TomKat plus Posh and Becks.

>>9484100
Can I check our names work together please? It would make me feel a lot better about losing you :c

>>9484006
England

Englandbloxxx

>>9484121
That is actually what I mean. But best friend version. They could have a partner if they wanted. I'd only get jealous like, 90% of the time.

>>9484019
>>9484099
Alright, so Canada and England seem to be okay with people. I'll make a post about where/how much in the near future. Feel free to suggest any other ideas in the mean time.

>>9484124

You can call me...Dayne. And what's your name, soon-to-be-semi-Anon?

>>9484019

>Canada. They're more tolerant of piracy and shit.

Why would you care about "laws" etc? It's just bunch of words written on paper. You can make your own internet connection if you have money for mansion anyway

>>9484159
Bambi.

Everyone would be like. "Hey DAYNEANDBAMBI. Can we come over for some Monopoly in the bunks?" and I would look at you for confirmation.

We'd have the best fun ever, we really would.

>>9484101

I guess there would be lots of Umineko trolls doing things like taping windows in bathing suit at night, painting obscure pictures on walls with red color etc.

>>9484192

I'd prob'ly be like, "Monopoly great, but I'm really feelin' some Operation right now, maybe Stratego?"

Does anyone else GENUINELY really, really want this to happen, lawl?

For fuck's sake, kill the servants when you get there. Seriously just fucking do it, it'll be for the best.

>>9484231
And I would nod silently, of course. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRO ~

But Ludo is my favourite.

>>9484242

>Does anyone else GENUINELY really, really want this to happen, lawl?

Yes, i don't think there would be so much discussion otherwise.

This could make for a great television show if there were forced activities.

>>9484276
Like themed dress up volleyball.

I'd win. I play that on an alarmingly regular basis.

>>9484242

I want this so fuckin' badly.

I don't know.
People wouldn't shower and every room would be messy. The kitchen and toilets would be just god awful. The lawn would turn in to a forest.

Sounds disgusting

IT WILL BE A BLAST
BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL DIE IN AN EXPLOSION
ALSO THE MAID IS THE FUCKING KILLER
I'D GLADLY TAP JESSICA'S ASS ANY DAY THOUGH

i would beat all you virgins up and fuck all cam whores that i find attractive

>>9484258

Some quick research tells me that, yes, Ludo looks pretty fun. We could play that from time to time.

If it's a group of 50 people, only 12 would be female.

The females would be locked up in their rooms all day for fear of the virgins attempting to rape or molest them.

>>9484332
You've never played? Okay, future robot mansion or not, you're coming to my house and we're playing Ludo all night long. I propose tommorow.

>>9484287
Imagine how awkward dinner would be.

All of you, in the hundreds, sitting around a giant table. Nothing to be heard except for the spoons scraping the plates. All of that to be disturbed by:

"Pass the ketchup please"
"Please, fool. Ketchup is for lowlifes with no taste"
"I don't care. Just pass the ketchup"
"No, faggot"

>>9484305

/r9k/'s known for being dysfunctional and overall pretty fucked up, but past the similar fuck-ups (social cluelessness, aspie's, etc) we'd have different ones.

What I'm trying to say is, some clean-freaks would probably happen. And most of us usually shower once a week minimum.

I used to live in a castle.
It was my aunts and she took me in when I was 5 years old.
It went up about .... 5 stories.. with the tip being like an attic.
It was the worst place to be in. The long corridors we're just haunting, it felt like I was never alone. My aunt died the same summer I moved in... I had to stay in there until my parents returned from France.
I used to just walk all over and explore.. hoping to find secret rooms and all that.. but nothing. It was just empty, with a feeling of eyes all over me.
I've never gone back......

>>9484378
Oh god, I'm a bit of a clean freak. Damn...

>>9484346

Sounds terrific, but unfortunately I'm not very mobile right now. Let's just hope this robot manor happens before too long.

>>9484394
no... you have. you have never left the house. you are still in a dark room locked up, your body rotting away as your mind is trapped in this imaginary world...

I'm sure there aren't THAT many disgustingly dirty people here

..right?

>>9484394
Anon, darling, that sounds horrible. To the point that I felt the need to call you darling. You could have a tree house or something in the grounds, you wouldn't have to do castle life again. I'd come hang out with you, too. And send someone down to live up there with you.

>>9484415
Oh, how come?

Just tell me when you're sick of my incessant typing, and I'll shut up.

>>9484242

I dunno, really. My faith in channers having the ability to make the sort of hippy commune this would be work is rather low. Leadership would probably be both necessary and a real problem.

I currently live in quite a large house, with four acres of land. The house itself was built roughly in the late 1800s. I've never bothered to check exactly.

The interior has been redone to look quite modern, though the floors still creak and there's a bunch of run-down old sheds, which we always meant to get fixed up into small cottage houses but have never had the money to do so.

In my country, the countryside used to be more difficult to pass through before they built the motorways so every summer we would stop at this old mansion turned B&B along the way. It was pretty amazing. Artificial lake, an attached farm and all the stone stairs were worn down from all the people who've walked on them.

Wonderful place. The smell of summer rain reminds me of it, and I often want to go back - though I don't know where it is any more.

>>9484420
That was creepy. I live on the other side of the world now.. so NO.
>>9484427
Aw, you are so very sweet. <3
I like that word so much, my aunt used to sing that Clementine song to me :)
She died in her room.. which was next to mine, I always felt she was with me after that, it was a nice warm feeling, and the only reason I had the balls to look throughout the house and down in the cellar, which was filled with mannequins... and wine.
Tree house yay!

>>9484357
This really made me fucking lol

Everyone else, there would be plenty of clean people. Maybe the dirty people could move to one lonely corridor. Either way, I can't cook in a dirty kitchen or shower in a dirty bathroom and I shower daily. I am sure others are similar...

>>9484481
Why would we need a leader?

>>9484454

Eh, just a lotta little things.

And don't you worry 'bout incessant typing, friends are great!

>>9484481
A leader? I don't think anyone on 4Chan would respond well to a leader unless...
Unless we got moot to come live with us.

I'd get the fuck out of there asap before all the rape/ lynching.

>>9484556
Can we get a pet? Please? I'll take care of it I promise.

>>9484536

We'd need food and supplies and shit, tons of internet bandwidth: all sorts of things from the outside world. This would require effort and coordination to bring to our huge channing complex in the woods. This means we need someone to bargain and arrange for all these things, and that certain someone is going to need money to do it, which means we're going to need some way to force money out of residents regularly while also dealing with people that won't or can't pay up.

If it's a big operation, someone is going to have to spend most of their time dealing with making it happen. That person will be the leader.

>>9484594

Heh, what kinda pet?

>>9484663

Or we could have an Ordination squad.

Alternately, everyone could pay for and buy their own food.

>>9484687
Well I like horses but I don't think that would fit, especially not with the double bunks.

Maybe an enchanted puppy that never gets bigger.

... Or you know, just a hamster or something, I'm easy.

>>9484663
Everyone should pay for their own food and stuff.
Though I don't know about electricity or stuff for the house.

Extreme frisbee.

In the rose bushes.

>>9484745
I'm sure with the amount of wasted potential on this board, someone could rig up a plan where someone's room got locked temporarily if they didn't pay whatever amount we, as a whole, decided on. Not necessarily rent, since ideally we'd own the place, but money for utilities and groceries.

Like there'd be some slot that the money goes in, and a scanner.

It would be incredibly boring because everybody would be a shy nerd and stay in their rooms all day and not know how to have fun in real life.

>>9484706
>>9484745

While it might be possible, it would only be so in extremely inefficient ways. Well, if there were some sort of food distribution center nearby it could work: or if you could convince local merchants to come hawk their wares at the mansion a couple times a week, that could work. Although indeed there would be some resources for which centralization would be inevitable. Depending on the grounds we might be able to make electricity ourselves, but we'd at least need an Internet Squad to make sure that stays up.

Well, I suppose really it depends on where the mansion is. A big apartment building in a city would be almost no problem at all: some lone fortress on an island or way out in the boonies would be a much different proposition.

Then again, where there's a will there's a way. If we wanted to make it work, I'm sure we could.

I'd find the kpop fans and hang out exclusively with them.

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

>implying I wouldn't shit myself if I was on Rokkenjima

SACRIFICE

>>9484745
>>9484786
>>9484832

>>9484006 here

I figure the way we'd manage utilities is by dividing the utilities bill by the number of people living, then everybody pays their part.

>>9484929

What if a person eats or uses more then another.
Then that person had to pay more

>>9484965
Then we either tell them to pay more or GTFO. It would all depend on if they contributed in other ways, someone who cooks for a good portion of the house or gardens vegetables, or does first aid etc would be earning their keep over people just abusing the system.

>>9484929

Yeah, but the challenge is in making sure everyone pays.

Here's an idea, so we all have our own separate places and actually stick together, how about we have a 4chan cruise?

pic is along the lines of what I was thinking about

>>9485015

>no pic

>>9484721

Well, we dunno the scale of our Robot Manor just yet, so maybe there would be room for a horse.

But prob'ly a small one.

Internet and electricity can be generated by us.
It'd be pretty fucking easy to run a meshnet for us to have an intranet, and then connect that to the main intewebz somewhere. Hell, we could go into business as a small ISP/hosting service, which would pay a lot of bills. However, I guess that would cost some electricity. Would probably pay for itself and us, though.

>>9484965
I'm thinking that with food you only use the food that you bought, or you can ask someone else if you can have some of their food. Maybe barter foods for foods, etc

You do raise a point with utilities though, and I'm not sure. I see a lot of people getting angry over that sort of thing. It would require a lot of maturity and understanding from everyone involved. Either we split it all evenly, or owe up and pay for however much we used.

>>9485033
If you know exactly what you're doing and see it as a viable option, sure. But I'd be more comfortable paying someone else.

>>9485029
So serious question. Would you want top or bottom bunk, ideally?

>>9485027

Intentional?
YOU DECIDE

>>9485071
If this was going to work it would require a lot of planning, and I am sure the more intelligent members of the board would be able able to come up with solutions to most of these problem. He brings up valid ideas and there are lots of other ways we can become self sustainable.

>>9485074

I dunno, they both have their perks.

Maybe we could rotate?

>>9484965

How do you keep track of that? What if he disputes it? How do you decide whether he's in the right or the wrong?

>>9485092
Would our "home-made" internet be fast enough for the people living inside, given that we'll have multiple people probably torrenting/downloading and playing video games at a time?

>>9485071
Yes. In fact, the only way for us to get enough bandwidth for all of us would be to function as an ISP, I would imagine. The hosting service would just be extra funding, added to that, if we had any web-designers/comp sec advisors, that's extra money, too. We could basically function as an all-in-one online package.

>>9485120
If we were legally an ISP, hell yeah.

>>9485096
Well top would be good because I could let my arm dangle down so you'd know I was awake and feel inclined to talk to me.

I'd be harder to push my hand up, I have chicken strength.

Do you want a secret handshake?

>>9485146

Yes, on two counts. But you'd have to make the handshake.

>raise money for commune
>buy commune
>get as many experts in intewebz as possible from teh boards
>Register as and set up ISP shizz
>????
>PROFIT

>>9485224
I could probably do that. But it'd be retarded, I hope you're cool with that.

Oh Dayne, I so wish we were real friends. Into cowboys?

ok op ill tell you the goddamn truth op

its overrated

you will get bored quickly

you will realize that material world sucks

you will feel lonely and alone in winters and nights..

you may even get afraid there...

it would be mad depressing..

Someone needs to make a scheme/plan.

>>9485235

Who knows, maybe someday this /r9k/ Commune'll happen?

But I can't say I have any feelings, negative or positive, towards cowboys.

>>9485290
You'll learn to like them, trust me. Ominous as that sounds.

>>9485270
>>9485270
>>9485270
>>9485270
>>9485270

this is the ultimate truth.

material possessions suck cock

you need to be more spiritual ... look at people like richard gere and other shitheads

they seek spiritual peace after they've attained everything

>Making 4chan into its own ISP mansion

This is the sort of ambition I can get behind.

http://www.intlistings.com/listing/10000970.html

Yo. Check that shit out.

By the by, it's quite likely that there simply won't be enough rooms for us in any mansion cheaper than that, so we'd probably need to convert some shit/add to it.

>>9485366
Well, Heaven's Gate made their money as web-designers, afaik. We're not planning on ducking out any time soon, so we should step the game up and go full-ISP to support ourselves lawl.

>>9485302

Heheh, alright.

>>9485425
There are also plenty of designers here who can freelance if need be. I know I would do it for sure.

>>9485374
That seems too expensive if we plan on adding additions. We'd be better off designing and building our own compound anyways, if this were to ever work it would make sense to build it Duggar style.

>>9485374

Canadia, eh? Although it's not too far from New York, actually. And right on a river, which is nice.

Only six bedrooms...even if we converted a lot of the other rooms, you'd still need to cover the grounds in shantytown-style dwellings to make room for any respectable amount of channers.

>>9485490
I wonder if there are any building contractors or whatever around who would be able to help us out. It's not like we need something amazing and mansion-like. Just big and liveable.

>>9485509
>>9485490

I think we'd be better off converting some shitty apartment building to our purposes. If we find one in crappy enough digs, it shouldn't be that expensive: then it's just a matter of fixing that shit up.

Or hell, we could go full post-apocalyptic and try converting some abandoned factories.

>>9485506
How many would we be planning to house at first? A hundred? Hmmm. Would large-ish dorms be possible, or would anon be too private for that?

>>9485532
I don't know why I didn't think of that. A large apartment complex would probably sufficiently fit everyone, and would need only slight modification to realistically both house, bathe and feed everyone. We have to remember how many bathrooms are going to be necessary, let alone space for a deep freezer/fridge capable of storing the food we need.

This will probably never happen but I am still writing out a list ;_;

>>9485575
You write that list Anon, and you write it good. MAKE US PROUD.

>>9485575
I say we set up a temporary site/forum for the purposes of discussing this. Even if it goes nowhere, valuable information will be valuable.

>>9485575

Perhaps a hotel would also be good? Maybe it's too optimistic, but we'd probably also want somewhere to expand into if necessary.

>>9485543

Who knows how many (or few) would be interested, but I feel like most of us would probably want one room to ourselves, at least.

>>9485585
If you know how, create one of those groups on MSN?

Then we could post our emails, and you could give us the name.

I'd say just post it but we might get just random Anons.

>>9485611
Damned if I know how to set up an msn chat group.
However, if anyone wants to add me for the purposes of this, I'm acedia@hotmail.co.uk

>>9485650
I can't get on MSN right now, but if I email you, you can keep me updated on everything?

Id only allow /v/, /g/ and /tg/

We would have massive lan partys and game nights, custom computers everywhere, we would have server rooms, a land line for every anon at some ridiculous speed.

Every night would just be gamin'

And it would be awesome.

>>9485674
Hmm, why not? If you have an AIM, you can add me with that. Acediaandme.

If each anon had a separate mansion:
Everything would be exactly the same. They would just be in much nicer basements all day
If there was one mansion with all the anons:
It would burn down and people would die within 12 hours.

>>9485710
No AIM either. But yeah, I just dropped you a line so you've got me there.

I think it'd be good if it was split up with ten /r9k/ members per mansion. It'd be impossible with all of /r9k/.

It'd probably work out. You'd probably have a very mixed bag.

>>9485803
Yeah! But no swapping, otherwise everyone will get 'grouped' and have no need to see people from other houses.

Which needs to be done, obviously.

Like a bad reality show?

I'd kill myself.

>>9485848
Like a bad reality show that no-one will ever be watching.

Lol

Well I suppose if the mansion came with enough solar panels/turbines/was near a river/had its own wells to supply elec/water

>>9485611
>>9484006 here

Add me to msn: gumshoeswpb@yahoo.com

I'll be playing Zombie games for a bit though.

>>9482811
Everyone here now has to enter the lottery, every day, for the next year, eventually someone on r9k will win and we get a free mansion

seriously, how do you think you're going to get the money?
>>9485900
is barely 18 years old and he's 50% of the current participants.

>>9485947
>implying that we're expecting this to happen

>>9486010

Why can't it happen ?

Yall niggas need to watch some REAL WORLD. that new shit is comin on dah tele in like a week init

The only way you would be able to do this is building the "mansion" as a group project.

It would be a hell of a lot cheaper to.

It look like shit though.

>>9482861
if you mean random anons living together they would most likely avoid contact with each other and just stay in their bedroom 24/7 and pee in a bottle while being gigantic feygets

>>9486128
Nah, anon are pretty cool people really.

At least half the people would smell bad

And the stench of rotting.....whatever...would be fuming everywhare

I'm an independant film maker, and reading this thread has given me a great idea.

Give me a few years, to raise funds for hiring a mansion, lived in or not and wahtever else. I'll be back, and we'll do this for real, and I'll make a film of the whole thing.

Mark my words.

>>9485947
>My face when you googled me.

All the camwhores in one section of the mansion and party. All the rest would stay in their rooms.

>>9486451
You know those things that are like photo frames that do a kind of slideshow of photos from a memory stick or whatever?

They'd be set up all over the house and the camwhores would all be fighting to upload their pictures to the system.

for this to work you would only need to find 100 people willing to devote their life to this.

and evne then, if you're all living together, you're technicly stuck to date and mate with other people in the house.

hence social segregation of ugly neckbeards

>>9486510
Good lord we would be sending some fucked up babies off to college in 20 years or so.

>>9486535

what i'm saying is, we need 50 attractive females, and 50 attractive males.

and we both need for each partners to be compatible or else some people are going to kill themselves out of loneliness.

this is why this will never work.

House would divide into cliques almost immediately.

There would be the hot and beefy anons, the goth and scene anons, the super internet nerd anons ect ect all doing their own thing.

It would be fun though to have an ellimination process and a prize of "1.000.000" internetz or a trip to vegas or something. IT would force people into some sort of socializing.

>>9486578

But I don't WANT a gameshow, or reality show.

What I want is somewhere for lonely or troubled Anons to come together with like-minded folk, for friendship and companionship.

>>9486641
For affection, acceptance and comfort.

FOR ANONYMOUS.

I'd troll anons to get lost in the hedge maze while I overlook from the study whilst drinking scotch and smoking a cigar.

It is a wonderful thing to be alive.

>>9486578

Oh Anon, where is your faith? We'd have people willing to branch out and make friends. At the very least, whoever organized the thing would have in interest in forcing people out of their holes.

>>9486319

Do it, post it here, make a trust so you could pool funds for it.

I'd divide the mansion up into portions that fit the number of anons there, then I'd draw lines all over the place, and erect brick walls to cordon us all off from each other.

I think I would feel less lonely :3

>>9482811
this thread is pretty win

>>9486661

This is the quote that should be written on a sign on the outside of the mansion.

>>9487296

And below
"Caution, Social phobias and biohazards present".

Does anyone here really think this can happen ?

>>9487488
I do. I am still making my list.

However, I realized there are a lot of unknowns and there would need to be some sort of initial application process at least, to get the right type of people who could actually run something like this.

well if /rk9/-nines owned a house, we could invite some people from other boards...
and do things to them...
terrible things..

>>9487533

I agree with you. Have you already posted an email, or anything? I'd like to stay in touch, or at least be aware if this ever has any sort of a solid plan, and help if I can.

I don't think It'll be that dirty.
I mean I am messy myself, but after a while I just break down and fucking clean EVERYTHING and get all germaphobic.
Like today, I was at the mall and I couldn't stand to touch anything at all.

I mean, and not everyone can be that messy.... right?

...We can always hire a maid?

>>9487889
Not THAT many people are messy. Besides, you could just implement a "responsible for your own mess rule" and set up cameras in the kitchen or whatever that record like 3 hours of time then overwrite it to find out who made the mess and didn't clean it.

this project was proposed on 99 years ago, like 2007? originally proposed to buy a big house in detroit or flint or something.

>>9484481

>I dunno, really. My faith in channers having the ability to make the sort of hippy commune this would be work is rather low. Leadership would probably be both necessary and a real problem.

Leader only in case Anons wants it, which i don't think so. Channers are very freedom loving.

>>9485705

>Id only allow /v/, /g/ and /tg/

What about /a/,/d/,/jp/?

this is making me sad cos its never going to happen but i want it so much! :'-(

BUMPING FOR MY FUTURE

I live alone. Why the hell would I want all those extra rooms to clean?

Fucking status whores.

Probably cooler.
I'd have more of the things I want.
And probably have a bat cave.
Because I'd be batman.

>Americans will never live in a house more than 150 years old

>>9496806

Not all Americans live in America, you gibbering moron.

Awesome.
I'd capture the only female anon in existence and keep her as a sex slave. Trap-faggots would be my hoes and I would rule with an iron hand.

I'd have to place a fire-pole in it so that I could save time going down stairs. I'd also take a chainsaw to one of the rooms on the top floor, cut away the walls and ceiling, and install a catapult. I'd also put in more windows just so the world can watch me live without pants if they so choose.

>>9496806
i lived in a house that was over 150 years old.

>>9496806

Why the fuck would you wanna live in an old house anyway?

Modern houses are just that; modern. And fantastic.

>>9497077

>Why the fuck would you wanna live in an old house anyway?

Look at OP picture and other pictures of Rokkenjima mansion ITT. Don't you like it?

BUMP

Another thread right here

>>9497941