So post said porn you fucking faggot!

What's sadder is said people born in 1992 can be in porn, yet still be more successful people than me.

3 quarters, 2 dimes, 1 nickel, and 5 pennies can make any exact change amount.

>>9335437
>Implying those born in 1993 or later can't still star in sum delicious CP

David Bowie will probably be dead within 10 years.

Feels bad man.

>>9335483
is it just me or does that guy have a big neck?

People born after 9/11 can now hold a conversation. The smarter ones can even buy into the conspiracy theories about 9/11.

>>9335499
god damnit!
>>9335516
that IS creepy, i remember 9/11 like it was fucking yesterday.

I have porn of people born in 2010.

>>9335437

>just realized that i was born in that particular year eighteen years ago.

myface.jpg

Technically, Shemale on cuntboy Porno, is still straight porno.

dropdamindfuckbomb.jpg

You're never more than 30 inches away from some form of spider.

Over the past 500+ years, only a number of music composers are remembered or even listened to. Chances are, in a hundred years your favourite band/artist will be forgotten.

I think I typed that out right.

>>9335677
it's actually DOUBLE STRAIGHT!!!
there's a person of the male sex fucking a person of the female sex
--AND--
there's a person of the male gender fucking a person of the female gender

stop it! these are killing me

>>9335732
Except back then, they didn't have digital information storage as we do now. Hipsters in the year 3000 will be listening to Soulja Boy to display their sense of ironic novelty.

Technically people in 2010 can be porn.

>>9335732

I think about this all the time... whenever Im listening to something I like very much. feels bad

what will it be of pink floyd? the clash? the smiths? Will anyone remember Iron Maiden? People will still drool over david bowie or jerk off to the brilliance of dizzy gillespie?

GODDAMN!

>>9335499
Noo! All of my favorite musicians/actors are getting OLD! Christopher Walken will die before I'm 30, and that rips my freaking heart out.

>>9335844
as evidenced by
>>9335611

Lady Gaga is younger than me.
and 100x more successful.

>>9335499
In 10 years, he'll only be 73. That may sound old to you, but he lives a relatively good lifestyle, He hasn't got a gray hair yet. Plus people get up to 90 nowadays easily. They say average life expectancy is 75, but that averages in freak deaths due to illnesses and infant mortality. I'd say we have at least another 20 years of Bowie, if not more. Fuck, even Morgan Freeman has at least another 15 years in him.

>>9335499
I will sell my soul to Satan to restore Bowie's youth.

Mark my words.

>>9335921
Justin Beiber is younger than all of us, and gets 100x the pussy

Yes but their opinions are still invalid.

Same for everyone born after 1989

>>9335732
Also, over the last 10 000+ years of music, only music from this century and some compositions from the 18th and 19th century have been recorded. That's thousands of years of music that will be forever forgotten

>>9335844 >blox
>>9335611
Do want!

I was in 1st grade with this one girl...

Google Chloe Kez. You'll see why this is odd.

Her real name's Lilly Killian. Her family still lives on Needle Drive in Clarksburg, MD. I don't know the house number, though.

Ya know, just in case anybody was curious.

God I'm bored.

Yeah I turned a few days ago, it's.. it hasn't hit me, though I'm trying not to give a shit at all. It's also strange that I can ow legally enter this site, after all the years that I shouldn't ha--- wut.

>>9335932
Yes, but he lived a terrible lifestyle in the 70s. If you see recent pictures of him, while he looks great for his age, it's caught up with him. He certainly has grey hair.
Either way, there's no predicting when he'll die.

>>9336247
Hahaha, oh my fuck, that looks exactly like one of my old Psych professors.

>>9336046
Old compositions are on sheet music, remember. They don't NEED recording.

>>9335499
>>9335732
>>9336046
I threw up a little.

WHY

>>9336304

Untrue. The instruments used now can produce very different sounds than those produced hundreds of years ago.

>>9336313
Makes your half-assed lyrics seem kinda small, doesn't it?

>>9336313
same ones killed me. Glad so many of you appreciate Bowie.

This guy taught my grade 8 and 9 French class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moh_Chelali

I thought he sucked at the time because he'd pass you even if you did jack shit and would literally tell you the answers on tests if you asked him.

I was a stupid child back then.

My Life Is Old

Today as I was heading into my friend's house two hot-ass teenagers were leaving. I was all "whoa". I introduced myself and then realized who they were: his younger sister and a friend of the same age. I just realized "oh shit I've known you since you were 8, you are not allowed to get hot and tempt me like this, what the fuck".

people born in 1994 can now drive.
those born in 1996 can get state id's and work
kids in 5th grade have lived their entire lives in the 2000's
those born in 2005 are going to kindergarden
those born in 2008 can talk.

There is currently an entire generation capable of holding conversation with you that do not remember a pre-9/11 world.

>>9335828
I laughed uncontrollably. Thank you sir.

Also, Pluto isn't a planet. This still blows my mind. Also, when I mention the 80's in conversation, they are no longer 20 years ago, but now thirty obviously.

2 more years for dakota fanning's fanny

Today we're younger than we're ever gonna be

>>9336479
This gets me everytime.

i tutor kids during the school year and i was working with third graders and something came up in the reading about Jumanji and I mentioned the film and the little girl said, "I've never heard of that." I was dumbfounded. jesus I just turned 21 how am I old!

>>9336506
WHAT THE FUCK MAN? reported

People born in 1990 voted in the last presidential election.

SWAT Kats and 2 Stupid Dogs are both on Boomerang, a channel dedicated to vintage cartoons

>>9336506
reported. Sick fuck go back to /b/.

Did you ever think your grandparents were full of shit, saying stupid fucking things all the time about how when they were a kid the moon was made of cheese or some similar sounding bullshit?

When we're grandparents, we're going to be telling our grandkids about how when we were their age, there were 7 colors in the rainbow, and there were 9 planets in the solar system and the 9th planet was called Pluto

Jesus Christ

>>9336506

what the fuck is wrong with you


mewt blox

>>9336506
Holy shit, she has nudes ?


My dick is now hard, and at the ready

>>9336484
On a related note, in our lifetimes, the phrase "back in the '20's" will have two entirely different meanings.

>>9336589

I always figured the 2020's would just replace the 1920s in the definition. We don't refer to the 1890's as the '90s.

>>9336484
>Also, when I mention the 80's in conversation, they are no longer 20 years ago, but now thirty obviously.

Oh God, this happened to me last night at a club. It was a remix of some 1930's jazz type music, where it played pure jazz at the start. I though, fuck me they're playing shit thats 70 years old.

Then it hit me that the 1930s decade was now 80 years ago.
Fuck me.

.>>9336560
Also, when we're that old, 9/11 will just be something you see on the contemporary equivalent of the History Channel. World War II will have been over for more than a century, and will be almost as old to them as the Civil War is to us.

Minus the CP, this thread is pretty awesome so far.

>>9336662
cp is what makes it extra special

>been banned for Mara within a minute of posting
>CP stays up for nearly 15 minutes

>>9335499

People don't die in their sixties. Unless they're in poor health. And David Bowie is fine.

Steve Jobs, on the other hand...

>>9336696
what did mods put as your ban reason?

I was born in 1992.

>>9336731
Posting kids

In America, peanut butter is one of the few foods legally allowed to have a small amount of bugs to be found in the end product and sold

>>9336652

oh my god I just realized I am going to lie to my grandkids about 9/11. I'm going to make up crazy shit and say "it all got covered up by the government but I was there!".

Trolling the next generation.

>>9336767
Goddammit I didn't realize that was a kid.
I bet that phrase would get muted.

>>9336767
Get banned you fucking piece of shit

>>9336784
let's get tons of people to do this. eventually, the kids will believe us.

I spoke to a teenager once and she has never heard of Napster.

Seriously.

>>9336792
umad?

banblocks

>>9336767
And I had gone almost 4 months without using CP too....

>>9336799
I've heard of napster, I just don't know what is it.

>>9336817
Throw yourself in a lake of fire.

When I was a kid, my uncle took me to an airshow and I met a few vets of WWI. I didn't really know what WWI was but the old dudes were still pretty cool.

Today I saw this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_surviving_veterans_of_World_War_I

>>9336865
I will if you point me to one

>>9336840
>>9336840
>implying that makes you any less of a sick fuck

>>9336875
>>9336875

Oh wow, thanks man. Only yesterday I asked my friend whether he knew if there were any surviving WWI vets and he said probably not. Interesting to know. If you don't mind my asking, what nationality are you?

>>9336918
'Murkin

>people born in 1992
>my sister
>what the fuck am I reading

>>9336875
This......is fucking weird.

"Today we're younger than we're ever gonna be"

whoa anon, whoa. That's heavy.


>>9336799
92' fag reporting in i have no idea of internet history.

But even then i try to learn, napster was basically file sharing right? todays counterpart would be torrents and the pirate bay?

I DUN CARE I JUS WAN NEKKID 12 YEAR OLD GURLS

I was born in 1991 and used Napster.

how do you '92 fucks not know about it?

When my grandfather was my age (1956), he lived in a small beautiful Kingdom.

Fast forward just 20 years from that, the Communists came and fucked shit up and he's now in a prison (1976).

Twenty years from that point, 1996, he was retired living in the midwest.

When I am 40, 2030, it will be nearly 50 years since my family has gotten to America, it will be 55 years since those red fags took over. There will be generations that will never know the glory of our monarchs, there will be kids that will never know the glory of our people.

My grandfather will die in this frozen land away from his siblings, his home.

It makes me sad.

>>9336939
honestly, you kids.
i grew up with kazaa. that shit got shut down fast.
napster was like the original limewire, except it got too big too fast. people starting running their mouth about it and the music companies got pissed. pretty much started all this bullshit about music stealing.

>>9336875

I once met a guy that was in WW1, I barely remember him but he was missing an arm. He told me, age like 6, that a giant grasshopper bit it right off, because they have big grasshoppers in Europe! Of course I believed him and was amazed.

When he died my parents talked about him and I realized he had been in WW1, he'd served for the duration and had literally 50 medals and commendations, not just from the USA. It was crazy. He must have killed 100 men losing that arm. Jeez.

>>9336979

"glory"

>got your shit pushed in by a bunch of commies

You're lucky you got to come to a real country, faggot. One my ancestors fought for and won against the buck-tooth Brits. You better be fucking thankful countries built by real men will accept your ungrateful ass in.

>>9336973
It might also be that back in the early 00's (was that napster time?), i was probably not that much into computers and when i did go on was for games. Although even most of my nerdy friends never used napster but knew of it.

What happened to napster btw?

Also i just realised that i'm living in the 3rd decade of my life.

>>9336774

Wrong. In the US all foods have acceptable ranges for what is termed "bug parts" in PPM. All "raw food" such as vegtables, fruits, meats and grains have these values. All processed foods have these values conoted through the raw foods ingredients. Average values for vegtables are around 10 PPM so a small spider per celery plant.

my grandpa died in ww1 when he fell off the nazi gaurd tower. feels bad man

>>9336979
To be fair monarchies are bullshit

>>9336973
dude, you were what? nine? even todays nine year olds arent that into music that they bother with file sharing for it.(although that is changing)

>>9337027
>>As if America didn't get their shit handed over to them by the Viet-Cong.

>>9336784
Yeah, it's always hard tell if an old person is trolling or they're just senile.

I remember hearing all sorts of stuff in the news about Napster. At the time my experience with the internet consisted entirely of Neopets and downloading RollerCoaster Tycoon tracks.

>>9337048

They probably are. If the monarchy survived they would have just become exactly like Thailand, fucked up.

One man's cause is another man's terrorism. I respect that. I'm grateful to be in America, fat and filled with money. But that doesn't fuckin mean I'll be happy with it.

>>9337060

Lol, for one thing we were fighting Vietnam, China, and the USSR.

Secondly we didn't use nukes because our president was worried about his legacy.

Thirdly our country wasn't at stake. USA isn't now Vietnam.

Can you say the same about your country?

By 2030-ish there will likely be no more veterans of WW2 alive, just as there are pretty much none alive now. No war stories for the kids.

>>9337075

Dementia is a myth. The reality is that when you get old enough, you stop caring and just troll everyone all the time.

>>9337039
it still exists, but they make you pay.

>>9337006
o god napster wasnt the first?!

>>9337057
I cared little for music.

>>9337057

I was coding programs and making games when I was 8 on my Windows 3.1.1 Operating System.

File sharing was child's play.

Stephanie from lazy town is now 19

it's almost a decade since LOTR's theatrical run
that's right.
a DECADE.

I just realized a little while ago Sasha Gray was less then 2 years older than. Immediately after I realized at least one of the girls I went to school with is probably a porn actress now. I then cried a little at my pathetic life and got high to forget. Still on the gettin high part right now

>>9337150

OH WHAT THE FUCK THAT CANT BE TRUE

>>9337006
>napster
>pretty much started all this bullshit about music stealing.

Bullshit, they've been bitching about that since at least cassettes became popular, probably even before that.

I am from the year 1992. Remember, half of them still can't be, you have half a year. Use it wisely.

>>9337046

WTF THERE ARE BUGS IN ALL OF MY FOOD? WHY?

>>9337172
>Released on December 19, 2001, the film was highly acclaimed by critics and fans alike, especially as many of the latter judged it to be the most sufficiently faithful adaption of the original story out of Jackson's film trilogy. It was a major box office success, earning over $870 million worldwide, and the second highest grossing film of 2001 in the U.S. and worldwide (behind Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone) which made it the 5th highest grossing film ever at the time.
tick, tock, tick, tock

>>9337150
FUCK

ARE YOU SERIOUS

FUCK

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>JON STEWART SPITTING OUT WHAT APPEARS TO BE COFFEE OR SOMETHING DOT JPG

1000 years from now, what will futurefags look back and think of the American century?

>>9337127
Napster came before Kazaa. Of course, Usenet/IRC/ftp came before both of those.

Audiogalaxy was the king of the early P2P programs, though.

>>9337150
Jesus christ it has been that long, hasn't it.

I'm graduating on Thursday. Whoa.

>>9337175
that was when it was first brought to the press. i believe that was the first time people were sued for their music theft.

>>9337220

I USED MOJONATION. I HATE EVERYBODY.

Kids will never have to tell mom not to pick up the phone, then spend 4 minutes signing into dial-up AOL to get a video game hint, and pray to God that the hint page is all text so it'll load fast. And you have to write it all down because you can't leave the internet on.

Ha, "leave the internet on". That phrase already has no meaning. Jesus we're old.

Deus Ex was released ten years ago.

>>9337235
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music

Not sure if there were any lawsuits during this period, but there was certainly press attention.

To make you all stop feeling so old:

YouTube is actually only four years old :O

SpongeBob SquarePants has been on air for 11 years.

>>9337231
Speaking of Woah, The Matrix was released 11 years ago.

>>9337253
I'm old enough to remember picking up cheat magazines from the newsagent, and trying to covertly write down cheats on a piece of paper. I got chased out of there one time for doing this, hahaha.

>>9337253
Children of today will never remember a time when penpals were the only way to have a friend in another country.

>>9337273
I don't feel old to be honest. Since I started college I've found that everyone thinks I'm still 18/19 so it's all good.

In the words of the greats who were referenced by >>9335876
"Here today, gone tomorrow"
oh and
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Anime has been part of the mainstream for at least ten years.

>>9337273
The internet moves so fast...

>>9337322
It's been over a decade since the dot-com bubble burst.

>>9337150
O fucking shit man, he's fucking right!
I feel so old.

>>9337181
im the young half that cant be in porn.

Also American Pie was released over a decade ago!

>>9337150
MY MIND
IT BURNS

If you live to a very old age, you might be able to see an NES behind glass in a museum.

Plenty of people don't even know what a Dreamcast was.

>>9337150
Holy

Fucking

Shit

>>9337113
see
>>9336875
There are still 5 surviving WWI vets. Those long-lasting vets live to be fucking OLD. By 2030, there'll probably be less than a dozen alive. By 2040 they'll all have died.

JESUS SHITFUCKING CHRIST
Within our lifetime, vets from WWI, WWII, and the Vietnam War will all die off completely. And that's assuming young enlistees in Vietnam living to be 100+ while all of us live to be 75.
Goddamn.

>>9337276
I remember watching the pilot episode(s), man.

niggers and spics will overrun the earth

Oh, and the first person to live to 1000 years has already been born:

http://www.healthnewsblog.com/blog/418061

>>9337371
I remember.

Anyone here remember their first cell phone?

Kids today all have Droids and iPhones and Smart Phones and shit.

>>9337417
well here in america, the estimate our children wont live as long as their parents because they're so fat

>>9337436
I remember when those nokias got really popular

>>9337417
aww hell yeah!!
preemptive joint replacement, motherfuckers!!
I'M SIXTY PERCENT PLASTIC AND THIRTY PERCENT METAL AND I WILL LIVE TO SEE TEN GENERATIONS OF MY SEED

>>9337122
Can we all agree here at r9k to troll the f### out of the younger generation when we're oldies?

>>9337441
Well not all children are fat.. that's a huge exaggeration and there are plenty of fit parents who are having even "fitter" children if you will just look at this little freak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esrqV8IVorQ

>>9337451
I still had a brick sized nokia until 2008. All the other phones I had would die so easily.

>>9337417
Oh my goodness.

Goodnessblox

>>9337380
By 2010 there are less than a dozen living WWI vets, come on.
They'll be dead within the next 20 years.

>>9337467
Well in some places more kids are obese than not obese. Also I think 1000 years is highly exaggerated too.

>>9337485
Oh, shit, I meant that there'll still be a handful of WW -2- vets, while all of the WW1 vets will have died already. Grammar isn't a strong point at 1:30.

People born in the 2000's won't know what "rewinding" is.

Most of us here haven't even lived all our lives yet.

>>9337492
Read the article if you think it's exaggerated because they're talking about using stem cells and other things to totally prevent the aging process. So unless something interfered i.e. explosionz, lazerz, or bear attackz, you could ideally live to at least 1000

>>9337520
Alright, I'm fucking done with this thread now. Goddamn.

>>9337520
>so a post on /r9k/ made me vomit

>>9337520
That's bullshit, you still rewind DVDs and other media.

>>9336939
To be fair, I can't take credit for that quote. Regina Spektor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlDGE27DqSY

>>9337523
I did read the link to the "blog." Which links to an MSNBC article that was taken down. I call bullshit.

jesus fuck that is so surreal to me.
time is flying by so fast

It's never too late to do drugs!

>>9337555
Yeah they took it down because stem cells are risque, it won't be available to the public but think about icons, the rich, the famous, presidents, dictators, they'll be preserved

>>9337572
OK mister conspiracy theorist

I'm 24. I'll be 25 by the end of the year.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Fight CIub came out over a decade ago, you guys.

>>9337253
When I was in grade 2, I had this awesome friend who had TWO PHONE LINES! He could talk to me while playing AoE online!


>>9337436
I got my first cell phone two years ago. I still have it. It still sucks.

>>9337577
Conspiracy? lol that's hardly a conspiracy you ignoramus, why don't you look into modern science, then think that they don't tell you half of the shit they've learned in order to keep it to the elitists and not.. scare... public...

The revolution won't be televised.

>>9337520
HAHA
i didn't even have a VCR player til the year 2000.
it's all about dvds nowadays though

>>9337588
N64 and ocarina of time came out over ten years ago. Also 007 goldeneye

>>9337598

It's starting to be about BLU-REI though.

I can't keep up with this stupid shit.

>>9337551
>>9337551
you have to be female.

I really miss dial up to some extent i remember fighting with my brother to use the internet, and if he won i would call someone and it would cut out. anyone else do this?

Does anyone actually know of any pornstars born in 1992?

Super Nintendo came out TWENTY FUXIN YEARS AGO.. LOLWUT

>>9336939
napster was more like current limewire than pirate bay / torrents

u just download mass free music
it got sued so abd thoug h

When I was growing up, there were no cell phones, home computers, internet, cable television, gaming consoles, VCRs (not to mention DVDs) and I remember when we got our first COLOR TV.

Yeah, sometimes I am amazed.

>>9337591
I am a very scientific person. You say it's not a conspiracy, then you say they're keeping it a secret. That's a load of BS.
I'm sorry that you got called out for believing everything you read.

The first confirmed detection of an extrasolar planet was in 1992. We now have confirmed detections of 455 extrasolar planets.

>>9337357

Tamagotchi and brick game as well, I guess.

>>9337674
tetris? DO YOU MEAN FUCKING TETRIS?

>>9337654
Just to counter your amazment, the first human to walk on another heavenly body landed on the moon 40 years ago, and we have yet to go anywhere else in that time.

yeh, im born in 92, still under 18. (haven't had my birthday this year yet)

there are people who have lived through 3 decades(90's,00's, 10's) , 2 centuries (this one + the last), 2 different millenium (this one + the last), and aren't even 20 yet

>>9337520

omfg. I have no words.

>>9335732

Not Nine Inch Nails.

a lot of kids born in the 00s dont even know what nes or snes are.

>>9337690

That's not amazing. That's disappointing.

I remember the first moon landing. I got to stay up late so I could watch it on TV.

>>9335469
No, that can make $1.05.

Know about and have used Napster (born in '92)
for all you who don't know, its kinda like lime-wire, except less viruses

>>9337724
I haven't upgraded since i got the NES.
:(

>>9337732

so you're what, 47?

playing a new pokemon game will never leave the same "feeling" as the first generation had on you ~12 years ago.

aaaaand

Many of your favourite musicians can be dead in 10 years. Sadly, it already started (Pete Steele, James Dio, not to mention Michael Jackson a last year)

My dad went to Career Day at my old elementary school. He held up a few records and joked, "Now who knows what these are?"

Four kids at once shouted "Books!"

>>9337884

Yep. Good guess.

Born in 92. Im on my way there.

Born 1991, suck on that 1992 fags~!

I can still remember the crackling sound of my computer's handshake. Dear god....

I even remember times when I had to get off the internet, in order to let my mother use the phone. Sometimes though, I'd leave it on and press the Enter key. It allowed me to listen to about a half second of audio, on our phone line.
It made me feel like a hacker. :D

>>9337942

Baha. I enjoy being right :)

This also pleases me, I thought all /r9k people were 20, I've felt old at 27.

>>9336479
whoa
hit me deep man

22 male here, would fuck a 19 year old but that's the youngest I would go.

I like em older, late 20's early 30's to be exact.

>>9337966

There was an old guy thread on /b/ yesterday. I wasn't the oldest.

Best thread there in ages.

>>9337960

That made me think of one. Most people probably don't know what this sound is and never will:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDyqctIw0SE

>>9337150
holy mountains batman

>>9337717
I got nothing against Reznor, but I'd be really happier if people remembered the bands that influenced him instead.

I just realized there is no conceivable way that my parents will still be alive when I'm 50 ;_;
old, parents are old for my age.
feelsbadman.

>>9337689
Tetris isn't the only game you can play on that thing.

Already realized this kind of shit back when Toy Story turned 10 years old (protip: it's 15 years old now).

>>9338039
>>9338039
For some reason it shocked me that you care about your parents being alive when you're older.

>>9335437
I'm born that year!

Feels strange, man.

>>9337996
OH GOD YES I FUCKING LOVE THAT SOUND :DD

thanks for the link ~

You know who else is going to die soon?

David Attenborough.He's 84.

chances are that people born 05< won't know how to open a carton of milk if it doesnt have a plastic lid on it

Clint Eastwood will probably be dead within 5 years..

>>9338052
Haha, wow. A restaurant chain here had this shit back when I was a kid and they let kids borrow them when they were eating there. This shit was so cash.

>>9338160
Oh god what. I remember imagining his voice as a kid if I couldn't sleep, more effective than killing sheep.

>>9338081
Ya know, after I've gotten used to living away from them and seeing them grow old, I probably won't be so baww about it.

Fuck I really need to meet up with my grandfather's friend again. He was at Pearl Harbor while the Japanese bombed it. I know he won't be around for much longer.

Posting from the year 2150: The great anarchist riots that tore apart the U.S. Happened 10 years ago.... It only seems like 1

Born in 92. Already 18. God damn. This thread is making me feel old. And yeah, I know what Napster is, and I remember, and MISS the dial-up sound. Oh, and I've even used Windows 3.1. Had that computer until the year 2001. I was blown the fuck away when I used Windows XP the first time. And now that shit's almost 10 years old. God damn. ;__; Feels bad man.

>>9338052
Hahaha, I owned one of those.

>>9335437
wow back in 99 I was 11 watching the first episode of spongebob..

11 years later I still do the same thing every new season

>>9338246
Get a tape recorder, Anon. Ask him questions and record his conversation.
Share it with generations to come.

I can be in porn, but no one would want it.

But I do like having such an option.

I did my first bungee jump in 1992

150 FEET MOTHERFUCKERS

Hippies existed half a century ago.

>>9339266
No they didn't but beatniks did

>>9339215
I haven't seen him in years and I can't say for certain he is still alive, but I haven't heard that he died. You don't think it would be weird that I would try to record the most traumatic experience in his whole life that has probably been haunting him since he was a young adult? Actually fuck it, you are right, he's going to be dead soon anyways.

> wake up
> thread is still here

i love you, /r9k/

>>9337613
LOOK AT THAT BIRTHDATE MAN. LOOK AT IT.

June 5th 2010 - the day shit got way to real

>>9342125
in 10 years the only font on earth will be helvetica

D-Day was 66 years ago.

Sixty-Six Years.

Exactly 66 years...

>>9335437
>>9335437
>>9335437

No dumbfuck i've born at 19/09/10 and im still 17...

your kids will grow up never even seeing a VHS.

I remember downloading CP from kazaa when I was 11-12 years old. Recently, I saw someone repost a picture I recognized. Made me feel like a dirty pedo haha.

This thread blew my fucking mind to pieces.
Thanks, guys. Now I have to pick them up and put them back together.

>You are now aware of the stupidity of expressions

THE SIMPSONS ARE 20 YEARS OLD

>>9335724
i checked.

im going to san francisco

Muslims don't like dogs; especially black dogs.

>>9336471
my sister just finished 5th grade and was born in 98