iPhone - Front Right
Everything else - Left Front

Waller in left rear.

Keys, front right.

Phone/bullshit,, front left.

>>9303079
That's crazy! The keys a going to scratch the phone display.
Which is why I:
Cell - Right front
keys - Left front

iphone front left
keys front right

everything else in a bag.

Phone, money, CC and small papers in my left pocket.

Keys in my other.
Nothing in my back pocket

Reason for this? Well i like to fiddle with my keys when im bored.

Right front- Keys only. hate my shit getting scratched up.
Left front- Cell phone, cigarettes when not wearing a jacket, other technology
Back right- Wallet
Back left- Whatever else

I keep change, lip balm and/or a lighter in that mini-pocket above the front right pocket. That tiny one on jeans with really no purpose?

>>9303136
And always display towards my leg, or if i fall it might crack (friend cracked his iphone fail..)

Purse - anything I might ever need in any situation, ever

Pocket - keys or money, something I'm going to use within the next 5 minutes, then it's transferred to the purse

Being a girl is awesome

Cell phone - Left front since I am left handed and I look at the time there.
Everything else (Includes but is not limited to: Keys, wallet) - Right front so I can access my mobile phone quickly.

This won't ever change for me either. If I got it wrong I rearrange it.

I can't understand how people like OP keep stuff on it's rear pockets. I find it uncomfortable...

>>9303123

I used to keep my keys in my left pocket, but that SERIOUSLY damaged my iPod's screen. The keys have no effect on my phone.

Left pocket: cards/cash/change
Right pocket: cellphone and keys

Back pocket = everything

then i can sliiiiiiiiiide my hand down sexy evertime I'm getting something

Front right = mobile
Front left = mp3 player
Back right = wallet
Back left = change & keys

I only deviate when wearing combats/shorts. And then the items in my back pockets go in the side pockets but on the same side.

Cell phone - Right front
> bzzzzt bzzzt bzzzt
Keys - Belt loop
> is he a janitor?

Right front - Cell phone, spare change, pencil (if going to class)
Left front - iPod/earbuds
Left back - Wallet

Front right: Keys, Cigarettes & lighter
Front left: iPhone
Back left: Wallet

Phone in front rleft pocket.
Wallet in Front right pocket.
Keys in back right pocket, connected to a thin metal chain that is hanging from the first belt strap on the right of the fly.

Wallet and Cards - Left Front
Phone, headphones and Uni ID - Right Front

Never use rear pockets and there is always someone in my house so no need for keys.

Aww yee, OP

dem 5.11s

Cell phone, right front.
Keys and change, left front.
Wallet, jacket inner right.
Cigarettes, lighter and other crap, jacket inner left.

Shit, I'm organized.

To all the people being retarded enough to put their wallets in their back pockets, enjoy your back problems and easily getting pickpocketed.

Master race tier:
Wallet left front
Keys and phone right front

Everyone else can die in a fire.

Left Pocket: Cell,money, everything that i need
Right Pocket: Ipod, the earphones tend to pull things out with them so i keep everything but my ipod in my left pocket/jacket pockets

>>9303376
>back problems
>no ipod
fag

>>9303403
How did you brain even learn language?

>>9303376

How the fuck do you sit with stuff in your back pocket? Do you like lean on the empty side like you're turning a corner in Mario Kart?

Sit down firmly with a flat wallet in your back pocket and you avoid any issues.

Cellphone in left, keys and wallet in right.

I don't use the back ones, some chechen fag is gonna grab shit out of them in the metro, fuck that. feels insecure, man

fuck wallets, what the fuck is the point.

keep all your shit in one easy to lose area, lose one thing, lose everything! keep it in your back, out of sight pocket for some reason, thieves can become sad if you dont play nice! you dont dont want a thief reaching for a wallet in your front pocket do you? near your balls? exactly.

if you need to get something take the card/money you need. change makes nice jangle noises. fuck wallets.

Left pocket= wallet, keys

right pocket= phone, ipod

left pocket: Cannabis
right pocket: Skins

front left: keys, phone
front right: wallet, knife
back left: drug straw, orajel, eyeliner, comb
back right: loose change/pills, cash and receipts

at home, or out and about - wallet left, cell phone right (some times ipod in jacket)
at work - wallet left, ipod right (wallet on my work bench)

Change, keys & money roll (though it rarely exceeds 100 bucks) in my left front pocket.

Phone & cards in my right front pocket.

My back pocket is for small, flat things I never use (i.e. condoms)

Front right: Wallet, change. Keys if I ever get a car.
Front left: Cell phone, occasionally flash drive.
Jacket pocket: MP3 Player, whatever shit I'll need in the next 5 minuets.
Back left: MP3 player when it's hot outside.

>>9303508

Wallets are nice because it allows you to hold an assortment of different cards, a nice sum of cash and maybe a condom if you're high rolling in case someone suddenly comes up.

There are some of us who don't want to be going home every time to grab something else because of a surprise event.

"Oops! I want this shirt so bad but I left my discount card because I didn't think I'd need it! Brb shop keeper, don't you move now!"

That's just downright retarded.

Right Front: Cell phone and Ipod
Left Front: Keys and Change
Right Back: Wallet
Left Back: Gum

>>9303648

>someone

Shit, I meant "something"

>>9303079
change and keys in the right front pocket (if i have cigarettes with me, also right front, lighter in the little one inside the right front pocket)
cellphone in the left front pocket. wallet in the right back pocket. papers or stuff in the left back pocket.

Front Right: phone
Front left: keys
Back Right: wallet
Back Left: random shit I don't want in my hands

>>9303618

Whoever is saying they keep their/a condom in their pockets or wallets- you're retarded, enjoy your children.

Has no one told you that this friction/pressure created microscopic tears in the condom, rendering it useless?

wallet -> right
mobile phone + mp3 player -> left

Don't use back pockets.

If i'm wearing carpenters;

FR - keys, phone, flashdrive
FL - Money, chapstick, mp3player/headphones
BR - ID, blank paper
BL - nothing
side top - knife
side middle - pen

i dont carry a wallet

if no carpenters, i clip knife/pen onto inside of FR

Right Front - keys
Left Front - phone
Left Back - wallet

Front left: Wallet/Keys
Front Right: Cellphone

I only use the back pocket for cloth, paper, and similar shit that wouldn't get damaged from being sat on constantly. Or damage my fucking spine from sitting on it.

Chapstick, gum, pen - left front
Knife, other knife, lighter - right front
Wallet - left back
Keys - right back
Change goes in the right front unless it's got holes in it, then it's deferred to the left.
When I had an mp3 player, it went in the right front (I'd take one of the knives and transfer it elsewhere to make it even).

>>9303911
Cigarettes go in jacket pocket, cargo pocket or in my sleeve. I'm not picky.

Left Pocket- Phone. Lighters/ assorted ephemera.
Right Pocket- Wallet, change.

Keys on a carabiner above my right pocket.

i cut holes in the pockets to jerk my manmeat whenever i damn well please.


manmeat

Cell phone - Front left
Chapstick, gum, change - Front right
Wallet - Back right

When I carry keys I put them either on the front right or back left.

edc knife and phone in right pocket

wallet and keys in left

cell phone - right front
school ID (swipe to get into building, meal plan) and keys - left front
wallet - right back

Right - Wallet, rich change (10p or higher), car keys, lip salve

Left - Phone, house keys, poor change (5p and under), tissues, shopping list

Right Back - Receipts

Left Back - rubbish (dirty tissues, used shopping list etc.)

right front - wallet and notebook
left front - keys and cell phone and a pen
right back - pocket knife

cell phone - right back
keys - left front
ipod - right front

Back left is the only correct choice for wallet placement.

I never, ever put anything, anything in my backpockets.

It's only for decorating purpose, having stuff in my back pockets is stupid.

It's a crime waiting to happen, and it is uncomfortable to sit on.

I just toss random junk into my front pocket.
Also i have my wallet in the breast pocket of my jacket (shit ain't safer than backpocket i know)

Right Front: Wallet and keys

Left front: Cellphone, bus card and ipod.

Keys, right front
Phone, Left front
Wallet, right rear

always.

keys and cellphone - left front
wallet - right front

all I need.

>>9304235

Not putting things in your back pocket doesn't protect you from pick-pockets at all. You would think it would make things harder but it really doesn't matter.

backpocketfags are fags.

Front right pocket__
Car keys
Chapstick
Small tube of lotion

Back right pocket__
Wallet

Front left pocket__
House keys
Trident gum
Change

Back left pocket__
-

I always lol @ women who put their expensive cell in the backpocket and then sit on it, wtf????!!1

Cellphone, earbud,bus pass - left front.
Wallet, knife, keys, change - front.

>>9304404
Cellphone in right front key pocket

You know that little pocket designed for keys? I place the cellphone in there. It fits perfectly.

>>9303763

/r9k/ saved my life. Thanks brobot.

>wallet - back pocket
>back pocket
>back

Fucking freak.

>>9304431
just tried it, but it looks gay.

Front right: Wallet, train timetable.
Front left: Cellphone, keys, coins, trash, other little things.

I know wearing my wallet in a front pocket doesn't look that good, but hell I've never ever had anything stolen from me.

Right - Phone
Left - Wallet
Back right - Change

That is all. Keys and anything else are in my jacket or in my bag.

I keep my wallet in my back right pocket, and nowhere else. But if I accidentally put it in my left back pocket, it feels fucking weird. Am I the only one?

Cell phone and iPod - Right front
Pack of gum and Wallet - Left front

My keys are clipped to a belt loop.

>>9304352
You're more aware of it. Whenever you put your hand in your pocket you're reminded of what you have with you. Also front pockets are closer to peripheral vision.

>>9304499
you have an asymetrical ass, good sir.

>>9304499
no your not alone, i've felt like this my hole life, i think they should not make back left pockets.

I always keep my hand on my wallet (front pocket) as a precaution.

Left front: Keys, pocket knife, pen.
Right front: Phone.
Left butt: Wallet.
Right butt: Anything else. Usually empty.

Wallet-Left
Keys-Left
iPod-Right
Cell-Right

>>9304552
So you crap twice the usual amount? must be hell to always find a toilet

Cargo pants:

Left pocket: keys
Right pocket: Wallet, leatherman clipped to outside
Lower left pocket: torch, tape measure
Lower right pocket: various lengths of string, 2m elastic bandage, triangle bandage, other first aid stuff.
Back pockets: Nothing

Jacket:
Upper left pocket: Sterilising alcohol, more bandages.
Upper right pocket: Compass, firesteel flint striker
Lower left pocket: Writing pad, pen and pencil, various batteries
Lower right pocket: Usually empty
Left inside pocket: phone
Right inside pocket: Usually empty

Keys, household paper and sometimes (for quick acessability with right hand) bus/ID/key cards - Right front
iPod, cards (long term storage) - Left front

Rear pockets crush whatever is in them, and it's uncomfortable to sit with stuff there, at least with the ones I got.

front right: cell phone
front left: ipod or other stuff
back left: wallet
keys hang off meh belt
=3

>>9305273
Okay, Dwight.

keys, money: right
wallet, cellphone, mp3 player: left

backpocket is for faggets

Right pocket: keys, lighter, change
Left pocket: cell phone, cigarettes
Right rear: wallet
Left rear: condom

Front left: iPhone
Front right: Keys
Back left: Wallet
back right: Any other crap I need for the moment.

Cell phone- right front
Keys and 2 pencils and 1 pen- Left front
Wallet- right back.

ALWAYS

everytime i get up from sitting down or leave somewhere i do this weird thing where i quickly slap both front pockets then the back right, to make sure i have everything in them.

Now, in my full-time office job:
Left front: Wallet, receipts from the day.
Right front: Cell phone, USB stick
Left hip, attached to belt: Leatherman, Surefire G2

Weekends:
Left front: Wallet
Right front: Cell phone
Right hip: Springfield 1911
Left hip: Surefire G2, and a spare mag

Back in high-school:
Left front: Wallet
Left cargo: Two pens and a mechanical pencil
Right front: All relevant pieces of paper that I needed throughout the day
Right cargo: Spare change

I started carrying my wallet in my front pocket because I heard stories when I was about 8 that pickpockets can easily steal your wallet if it's in a back pocket. I've never switched back because it feels weird to have my ass hoisted up on only one side.

Cellphone, headset and pocketknife - Front Right
Keys - Front Left
Wallet - Back Left
Gloves (if cold) - Back right

I have no particular pattern, but I do try to keep my left pocket empty so that I can caress my dick more easily in times of duress.

right pocket: wallet, knife, key pen
left pocket: sunglasses, USB drive, iPod

fuck back pockets

front pockets:
>cellular
>1 or more of the following; pen(s), cigs, lighter(s), chapstick.

back right pocket:
>wallet.

right belt loop;
>carabiner w/ keys to house, car, and bike lock

simplicity is bliss