I would just use one set of cheap plastic bowls/dishes and wash those, save money buying paper plates all the time.

Live in one room so you dont have to clean the whole house as often.

Washing up plates. I just put them in the sink directly under the tap. Put the hot water on full then leave it for 30 minutes. Come back and all the effort would have had to expend scrubbing week-old (read:month old) stains has gone, a simple wipe and they are clean.

Purchase three pairs of jeans, never wash them.

No-one notices, no one cares.

Wash before a date, maybe.

>>9302783
thats retarded. you will drain your entire hot water tank. jesus fucking christ get a sponge with soap in the handle and just wipe the dishes before they get crusty. problem solved.

Save washing up for when your mother calls and you feel guilty enough to do the whole lot.

>>9303986
He obviously stops when the sink is filled with water, nimrod.

i mostly eat cereal. after eating i pump a little bit of pre-sudsing dish soap and fill it with warm water and leave it. next time i go to use it, i just let cool water run until all the soapy water is gone. then wipe a towel over it. e-z.

>>9302783
people use soap because it also removes molds, fungus, bacteria, etc

hot water makes bacteria reproduce even faster

your dishes look cleaner but you're probably making them filthier

>>9303956

You don't realize it because you become accustomed to it, but after about 7 wears they begin to smell like stale urine. I can always tell if someone doesn't wash their jeans (well if it's a guy) just from this.

>>9304030
Reading comprehension was not your strong point in school was it. He said he leaves it on full blast for 30 minutes. Nothing about filling the sink or using a plug.

>>9303986
>>9304030
you guys have a set limit on your hot water?

God damn you wasteful pieces of shit. Get your acts together.

i wash my pants monthly. change boxers daily and the pants don't stink.

>>9304094
>implying you run around smelling peoples pants

>>9304094
If you air out your jeans they can loose scent with out washing.

>>9304273
>loose

>myface

I wonder if there has ever been a thread on 4chan where it didn't errupt in name calling and became an >implying thread

>>9302583
Those dishes are probably dusty...

Chinese food is healthy, cheap and quick to make.
Chopsticks are easy to clean.

Why not save money and just use one plate and set of utensils for yourself, and just wipe it off at the end of eating?

I guess that's more of a jew tip, though.

it's not like dishes are hard to do. You put them in the dishwasher, add detergent, press a button.

>>9304455
desu threads
they were before the >implying faggotry began
ahhh, sweet desu!

>>9304455
Hell, you've never been to /tv/, have you? 80% of threads after 20 replies or so consist of greentext and reactionimage. All. The. Fucking. Time.

>>9304094

Probably bullshit. Most people don't piss themselves. It's generally recommended to rarely (if ever) wash expensive jeans in order to achieve dem sick fades.

>>9304554
I'm poor and don't have a dishwasher. Well, I'm not really poor, because I live in a one bedroom one bath apartment in a very nice part of one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, and without even having to work because my parents pay for it all.
But yeah, I don't have a dishwasher, so fuck you.

Even without a dishwasher it's not hard to do washing up. The sooner you do it after eating, the less stubborn the stains will be.

>>9304704
Yeah, or I can leave them in the sink with some water on them and have the cleaning woman clean it on thursdays. Fuck yeah.

>>9304090
>hot water makes bacteria reproduce faster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denaturation_%28biochemistry%29

Bachelors, this is your GOD.
Leftover mac and cheese? Make a mac and cheese pocket. Meatballs and marinara and mozzarella, fuck yeah! Teriyaki? Never tried it, but sounds good as a toasted sammich, right? PB&J Redux! Pork roast and roasted red peppers and onions with swiss cheese and sea salt and pepper, awesome! The sky is the fucking limit! You don't have this bitch on your counter you are retarded. You can find one at any second hand store for $1-$5 or walmart for $10.

Lazy? Fuck dishes, buy these in bulk at a restaurant supply store for dirt cheap. They will hold liquids as well as other shit. So soup, cereal and burritos, doesn't matter. Nom nom nom throw empty on garbage pile.

Put a large garbage can in the area where you do most of your drinking. That way you don't end up with beeramids everywhere all the time. Also, make sure that trashcan is sturdy so that when it gets full you can stomp that shit down and fit more trash in it!

>The rest of the time I use plastic forks, spoons, knifes, and paper plates.

Thanks for the oil spill, cunt

Some here OP, but I took it one step further. I don't even use plastic shit. I order pizza or pickup a burger instead. No dishes at all. I haven't done dishes in 2 years. Also have not visited a grocery store in about 6 months. I also live in an apartment in which guys come around collecting your trash for you, so I don't even have to walk to a dumpster or trash can to dispose of my pizza boxes. Feels good man.

>>9305201
Gorge motherfucking Foremen.

>>9305615
How the fuck do you manage to spell George AND Foreman wrong?

When I lived with my roommates (shitty roommates, I might add), I had about 5 metal forks and spoons, 2 ceramic plates, 1 frying pan, 1 small pot, 1 ceramic bowl, 1 mug, and 3 tupperware containers that I kept shit in. I would use them and wash them when I was finished.

Bought a lot of frozen TV dinners as well. Some are usually on sale at Wal-Mart for like $1 each. When you're finished eating them, you just throw them away and wash the fork.

Buy pudding cups, bottled/canned drinks, prepackaged noodles/macaroni, and string cheese. They're all the shit. Look for meat that's on sale. Those smaller steaks you can get from grocery stores for like $5 a pack are pretty damn awesome with the right seasoning.

Make a lot of sandwiches. Someone mentioned the George Foreman grilled cheese thing above. It is god tier.

There is nothing like coming home from a hard day of work and having a cold drink. Keep beer, vodka, whiskey, whatever your pleasure. Stay stocked up on these (and a few bitch drinks) just in case some people decide to come over and chill. You won't even have to go to the liquor store!

Never buy bottled water.

Eat a lot of cereal and oatmeal. It's cheap, filling, healthy, and delicious.

Have a frozen pizza, but don't have a pan to cook it in?

Make a pan out of layered tinfoil!

Or you can microwave that shit, but c'mon. Niggers do that.

>>9306018

Why would you put a frozen pizza on anything? Just stick it in the oven and cook that fucker.

>>9305724
Talent.

>>9306086
How do you get the hot pizza out of the oven.

I have a pizza pan for cooking frozen pizzas on, but instead of cleaning it, I wrap that fucker in aluminium foil.

>>9302783
>>9303986
>>9304030
>>9304090


hey assholes, SOAK YOUR FUCKING DISHES. NO SCRUBBING, ONE SINK'S WORTH OF HOT WATER AND A TABLESPOON OF SOAP. LET STAND FOR 30 MINS - 1 HOUR


YOU FUCKING MANCHILDREN DIDN'T DO CHORES, YOU JUST STAYED IN YOUR ROOM WATCHING DRAGONBALL OR PLAYING FF7, DIDN'T YOU

>>9306180
The same way you get a hot pan out of the oven.

Own no more stuff than fits in a backpack. It has changed my life. Also sporks.

>>9304136

Yeah, it's called the fucking water bill.

No. We might not know what right and wrong are, or even how to go about figuring it out, but our ignorance in that respect does not negate their existence.

>>9306202
I'd like to taste the pizza, not the bacteria that's been breeding on my filthy pot holders for the past five years.

I'll just stick with the aluminium foil lined pan.

>>9306247

Explain, anon.

Like, no TV? Or computer?

Do you just come home from work and stare at the ceiling? I'm curious.

>>9306290
Should wash your potholders bro.

>>9306253
holy shit how poor are you guys?
you use up your entire hot water in 30 minutes?

>>9304136
The water company doesn't pump that shit to your house preheated, brosef. That's what water heaters are for, and they don't have infinite capacity.

>>9306328
But they're starting to fall apart. One more year and I can replace them. Why would I wash something that's got to be replaced soon anyway?

>>9306362
Because in the mean time, you're grabbing your pizza with a nasty glove.

>>9305966
My freezer is stocked with 30 Banquet chicken potpies. Here they cost about $0.48 each. So convenient.

>>9306361
mine heats it and then pumps it through the sink/shower nozzle so I have as much hot water as I want

>>9306394
Potholders, not oven mitts.

Also, I'm not grabbing my pizza with them, I'm grabbing the aluminium foil lined pan with them.

>>9306394
Just use a fork and drag it on to a plate.

>>9306319
I have a small but decent laptop and watch everything on that. Currently on a 6 Month contract at a company (Software dev.) I'm living in a single room appartment at the moment, pre furnished, have to move in 2 Months, might stay in youth hostles or buy a campervan. It's the best thing I've done in my life, no worries or hassle, I can go or move where I want to go. Might go visit china for a few Months. You'd be shocked how much money you can save when you don't waste money on stuff, cars and big homes. I grab a sandwiche on the way home from work or go to a bar/cafe in the evening.

Try it, it will change your life. Dump all the things you want to keep with your parents.

i put tin foil on my plates and when im cooking in the oven i use tin foil so i never have to wash

>>9306444

I just might take your advice, it would be nice not to have a lot of shit.

And the money I'd make for selling said shit would be helpful.

Thanks, anon.

1. Stick smelly jeans in plastic bag
2. Throw baking soda in bag
3. Put bag in freezer for 20-30 min
4. Enjoy fresh as fuck jeans

>My face when bitches don't know I've never washed these jeans and had sex in them with other women.

>>9306199
>dragon ball

>>9306478
No problem, if you don't like it you can always go back to the stuff and being tied down. Might as well see a bit of the world and live carefree while young.

>>9306487
are you for real? This sounds like more work than actually washing your jeans

Why would do go to the effort of finding a bag big enough for jeans, then baking soda, then freezing your jeans in stead of washing them?

Just throw the jeans in when you wash your other clothes

Buy one of those big fridge-size Brita water filter things, that holds like a gallon.

Fill it up, and fill up a clean gallon juice or milk jug, keep that in the fridge, too. When your water in the Brita runs out, dump the cold water from the jug in there, and while you still have to wait for it to filter, in 5 min you have cold, clean water. Go fill back up the milk jug.

If you're a fat fuck, or can't afford to eat as much as you'd like (Assuming you're not already going hungry in a literal sense), buy lots and lots of chewing gum. Chew this constantly throughout the day.

If you have a bunch of crap, don't go rent a storage unit to keep it in, buy tuffboxes and plastic footlockers and shit, the ones you can stack that are durable. Use these as furniture (tables, TV stand, desk, chair, etc.), save space, and save money x2.

If you live in a shit apartment complex, or a dorm/barracks with shitty locks on the doors, buy yourself a small safe. They're at Walmart in the vicinity of the office supplies, and a really big one (with like 3^3' of internal space) is like $50, it locks, and most of them are fire/waterproof. Keep your extra cash, weed, prescription meds, important paperwork, ipod, handgun, etc. in there. Lock this in a closet or the attic somewhere, though, because they can always just pick it up and take it with them.

Another space-saver, if you've got a shitton of DVDs or other discs you've collected over the years, buy a CD binder for them, and ditch the cases.

>>9306697

Don't ever go grocery shopping hungry. Seriously. Even if you're the biggest penny-pinching jew in the world, and have no food in the house, go hit up McDonalds or something on your way to the grocery store, eat a filling meal, THEN go shopping.

Use baby wipes instead of toilet paper. Not sure if it saves money, but eating shitty bachelor food plus drinking all the time, you've probably got the shits a lot, and your asshole will thank you when it's not raw and bloody from wiping it with dry toilet paper.

Don't worry about buying bowls, just get a really good sized mug. You can do ramen, soup, or cereal in this mug, easy as fuck. No need to buy disposable bowls, no need to buy and wash regular bowls, when you probably already have or need a mug.

Don't underestimate the importance of maintaining a schedule. Even if you're unemployed, get up before 9 AM, go shower, shave, and dress in clean clothes, before you do...whatever you were going to do all day. It keeps you clean and healthy, it helps keep you happy, and it helps how others see you when you have to run errands or apply/get interviewed.

Stay hydrated. This also helps your health, and helps keep your brain sharp, so you're not slow and stupid with your thought processes.

>>9306697
This sounds like a shit-ton of work.

>>9306607
It takes less time, Im not really sure how you're washing your jeans if sticking a pair in a plastic grocery store bag is too hard for you.

Furthermore it works with other clothes you may have forgotten to wash but just want to wear anyway. You can even do it for like 10 min and it will usually be fine. Great trick.

>>9306351

Nobody's water heater is going to empty from 30 minutes of the kitchen faucet running.

However, that's a fucking lot of water that you're paying for, when you could just as easily have wiped it down and rinsed it off when you threw it in the sink, or at worst, soaked it in a sink full of hot water, rather than leaving the tap running for a half hour.

'Bachelor tip' threads aren't, 'lol do this if ur lazy beyond all reason or imagining', they're about, 'Hey, if you do this this way, it saves time AND money!" or "hey, doing such-and-such this way takes a little longer, but it saves you a lot of money."

I'm sorry that we don't all have mommy and daddy paying for the utilities.

Buy a tankard


I buy soup and bread, beer and coke I need no other utensil other than my tankard, I love it.
/thread

>>9304312
>correcting spelling
>not posting a face

>>9306772

What does?

>>9306809
enjoy scurvy.

Buy a rice cooker. Learn to make brown rice. Now you can eat brown rice with fried eggs in the morning. You can put instant curry on brown rice. You can put sphaghetti sauce on brown rice. Brown rice is very filling for the calories it has and keeps your shits from being hard as diamonds.

>>9306876
The filter, the schedule the safe, the boxes, etc.

>>9306941

It is a lot of work, but it keeps you sane, it saves you a lot of space, and in the end, it saves you money.

>>9306776
I don't live with my parents or have them pay for my stuff, I can just afford to live the way I do

>>9306934

What can I do to ensure my shits *are* as hard as diamonds?

I all to frequently have runny shits, or pudding shits, and I have to wipe over 9000 times. My butthole hates me because of this.

>>9305201
Stupid sammich maker are the short fast road to obesity man. Grease, grease, grease.

>>9306989
Eat that cheap cheese. That stuff binds you up.

>>9306989

been vegi for 5 years, havent had a shit that didnt clean in two wipes or less in 5 years

Quincy-dance?

>>9306980

I can afford to live shittily, but I choose not to, because I see no reason to waste money for something so hopelessly lazy.

Which reminds me, another tip: If you have extra money after the necessities of each paycheck, go buy a few silver dollars with it, every payday. Hold on to these. It's a great emergency savings - silver is easy as fuck to cash in, but not so easy that you're going, "Dammit, where's that $100 bill I tucked away? I want some fucking pizza."

>>9307036

Aside from my love of meat, I don't think I could afford to maintain an appropriate calorie intake for my profession as a vegan or vegetarian.

>>9307019

What, like that Kraft American cheese?

Or you mean like cheese whiz?

I know MRE cheese plugs you up, but MREs are fuckexpensive.

>>9306989
Eat what you want, take Loperamide.

>>9306773
throw your jeans into washing machine. If you're already doing a load then it will save time rather than putting your jeans in a freezer

Last night I bought 3 pizzas with the intention of eating them all week.

This thread made me physically ill

Jesus you cunts are fucking pigs. SORT YOURSELVES OUT AND STOP SMELLING SO BAD!

>>9307129
this is what i do sometimes. I buy 3 large lpizzas at dominos. Eat that shit for like 3 days or something. Every meal basically. Maybe once or twice I might eat something else, because pizza all the time for 3 days gets a bit tiring

The best is aound 1 day after you buy it. It tatses even better than when it's fresh I think. But after around 2-3 days it starts to reheat poorly in the microwave. So you have to put a little bit on water on top of the pizza before you microwave it. This is because the pizza is all dry from being in the fridge too long

Sprikle some water on it (amount depends on how dry the pizza now looks). Put some glad wrap around the pizza so the water doesn't dry out when you are heating it. And the oil doesn't explode all over your microwave

>>9307183
You should just eat it cold.
Cold pizza is delicious.

>>9307183

I don't reheat I just leave it on the counter and pull out a couple pieces each night and morning for breakfast/dinner.

>>9307147

Cut your nose off and drop dead you vile parasite ridden dollar-store whore.

ITT: we are so lazy that we actually look for ways to avoid washing

*shudder*

I'm so glad i'll never get this bad

Save money on expensive telephone sex lines.

Simply send a text message of unadulterated filth to your own landline. Hey presto! The automatic BT text reader will then repeat back the grot of your own choice to your own front room in husky female tones.

Don't use shampoo or body wash. They're bad for your skin and hair.

Jesus fucking Christ people. WASH YOUR FUCKING JEANS!! You stink. Even if its an hour soak in cold water in a five gallon bucket with 3 drops (no more) of dish liquid. Wash them. Hang them to dry in the shower while you're at work.

>>9307204
pizza that has been in the fridge becomes quite hard. Also cold cheese is hard and the oil is al cold and gross

>>9307209
wouldn't leaving it on the counter cause bacterial growth after a day or so? and hot pizza is always tasty compared to cold pizza

>>9307290

This, they make your hair soft and fuzzy and hard to style and your skin free of natural spots and roughpatchs that protect against scrapes and bruises

cook once a month freeze the rest.

Cleaning: get a big jug of white vinegar. Spray shit down with it regularly and wipe with a CLEAN old t-shirt. It doesn't leave residue, is cheap as hell and kills bacteria.

>>9307312
I don't fucking get this thread about the jeans. Don't you guys own a fucking washing machine? What is this soak the jeans in a bucket with detergent shit?

How do you fuckers normally wash your shhirts, pants, underwear? Just put the jeans in the washing machine

Bleach/water solution in a spray bottle is the cheapest cleaning solution you can get. More effective than antibacterial products.

>>9307183
Pizza dude. Learn to make soft tacos. Put some veggies in them too or you'll have 'roids before you're 30.

>>9307362
Cleaning: drops of bleach that splash on your clothes eat holes in them. It's not cool.

>>9307399
It's a very dilute solution.

>>9305724
As an English teacher, I just wet myself laughing...

If you want to be super cheap, you could always just grab a bunch of plastic spoons and forks from a fast food joint.

Usually, I'd just make a shitload of sandwiches. Cheap to buy, easy to make, no clean up afterwards.

Seriously guys?

Wash your bedding and clothes regularly.
Shower regularly.
Wash your hands regularly.
Vacuum your carpets and mop your floors.
Keep your refrigerator clean.
Keep your stove top, oven, and microwave clean.
Take out the trash on a regular basis.
If you must live with animals, keep them wormed, fed, watered, and flea free. Also train them to not shit or piss in your living space.
Ideally, don't live with fucking animals.
Keep your bathroom clean. Don't trim your beard and leave fucking hair all over the sink. Clean out your toilet when it needs it. Don't let soap scum accumulate in your bathtub or shower.
Use razors that are in good condition.
Fucking use soap and deodorant.
Don't wear socks more than once in hot weather and twice in cold weather before washing them.
Put some powder in your shoes on occasion.
Buy some Febreeze and spray that shit.

>>9307347
Laundry: Not everyone can get to the laundromat when they need to. Sometimes it's hard to come up with ten bucks worth of quarters. It's good to know how to hand wash.

>>9307420
Febreeze sucks.

Living with animals can be intensely rewarding and enriching to your life. Ideally, don't project your subjective opinions on other people, faggot.

>>9302583
You'll get over this eventually. It ain't worth it in the long run. I used to do it, too.

Now I just have one plate, one fork, one spoon, and one bowl. I wash them immediately after use.

Guess my best tip is: Eggs are cheap and easy to make and good for you.

Also, use up half of things you buy, take them back to the store, and exchange it for another item. I did this with floss.

>>9302783
FFFFUUUUUU- ARE YOU ME?

Bathrooms: Wipe the toilet down weekly. Your dick mists everything in sight. Ask any woman. Put a wire hair catcher in the shower drain. Beats standing in rank water. Go easy on the hair products; they end up clogging the drain. Mop floor weekly. NO it's not clean; there's piss down there.

>>>/adv/1783379

Piss outside to conserve water.

You can use a paper clip to open the paper towel, soap, and toilet paper holders in public bathrooms. Take a backpack in with you, and you can walk away with a months worth of paper towels and toilet paper and a big bag full of liquid soap for free.

Bachelor/Foul Frog knows everything

if you order some foods delivery then eat half of it and call back and say it was the wrong thing they will bring you another one for free

Pets: a handful of the dried herb pennyroyal in your dogs bed will kill fleas for a year. Then take off the cover and wash it you lazy fucks.

Learn to cook. Real food. It's cheaper and you won't smell so fucking bad. That fast food crap is nasty.

>>9307502
how cheap are you guys that you cannot use water to flush the toilet? Water isn't that expensive. Seriously. Look at your water bill and actually look at how much water costs.

Unless you live in some remote place where running water is scarce, there should be no reason to have to piss outside like a dog

>>9307459
I don't give a fuck. Go live in a fucking barn and let a horse "enrich" your "life" with its cock.

Animals can be fucking messy, loud, and smelly. It's a goddamn fact. Living with them, can be a pain in the ass. Don't sugarcoat the fact that they fuck shit up with your ideals of going on a magic carpet ride through Disneyworld with fucking chipmunks and crocodiles and shit.

You want your living space to be clean? You want to save money? Don't live with fucking animals.

Bachelor tip: Get a girlfriend.
Make her do everything.
Don't come inside her.

BAM

Not really, I'm joking.
Bachelor tip: Be a great person to everyone, karma works its magic hard for you.

>>9307583

fuck pissing outside, just piss down the drain in the shower

>>9307583
Agreed. Water's not that expensive, but it can be when you run water over a dish for 30 minutes like someone said above.

>Don't fuck living animals.
fix'd

Protip: Kill your room mate, eat his innards/eyeballs/brains first as those spoil the easiest then freeze the rest. Free food and no annoying/smelly/messy room mate. If you don't have a room mate, pedestrians, hitch hikers and hobos work just as well. Enjoy your life, fat cats.

>>9307605
Not everyone lives your soulless, pathetic life where the only company you have is your savings account. Keeping a house clean with multiple animals inside it isn't hard at all, and it's not even that expensive to care for a lot of different kinds of animals.

You are a pissant.

>>9307899
No, he means are animals are a pain in the ass. They use up your time, money, and then you get attached and they die. FUCK PETS

I'm hungry for some nutritious and cheap drifter stew...

>>9307899
you have guys who use paper plates because they don't want to wash up. They put their jeans in a freezer or don't wash them at all. And you think these people have money and time to have a pet?

You sound like you have sex with your dog

>>9307980
Weren't you paying attention?
>>9307830

>>9307899
I can just imagine the piss-stained apartment you're living in.

>>9308014
how do you get your name to have random numbers and letters next to them

>>9308043
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
>YOUR face.

>>9308043
If you're trolling, well done. I'm pretty angry.
If you really don't know, lurk moar faggot!

>>9308043

You read the rules and the FAQ before posting is the fuck how.

>>9308167
>continued.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>YOUR FACE AGAIN

>>9308043

you can just enter random numbers and text...?

>>9302583
interesting shit is interesting please post more tips