Thanks in advance /wg/.

Be a bitch, and/or a whore.

Hey guys, what's your favorite Animal Collective album?

You've stumbled on it by accident. Or you already knew what you were doing. Either way, bye, take care.

Expected response:

"/b/ is that way"

the most effective way, is to actually be a beautiful woman, post genuine time stamped pics, and pretty much openly, freely troll without cover. String them along, build the mysogyny-fueled rage and horniness to a pique, play it like a symphonic musical instrument. If you're a man or unattractive woman, the best way to troll /r9k/ is probably to go back to /b/. Come to think of it, even the beautiful /r9k/ trolling strategy I mentioned would be even more effective in /b/, or even /s/. Guess trolling is the realm of the hot ladies for the taking.

Too much *clap clap* time on my hands.

>>9291328
This is my favorite Animal Collective Album, you legitimate poster.

bawww

Jeisyafob5 (Jeis-yaf-ob-FIVE)

Moar eyeliner!!

I don't understand why ugly people insist on taking photographs of themselves.

Most effective way to troll /r9k/: refer to it as /b/

But you already knew that.

Why are you trying to look like boxxy? It's weird. Be original.

>>9291276
be moot

In this post I will answer every reply with a respectable, appropriate, and dignified comment.


>>9291324
Such foul language certainly isn't very comley of you sir.

>>9291330

Headshot
Headshot
Headshot
Headshot
Headshot
Headshot
Killtrocity.


>>9291334

Many thanks for your internet directions, brother.

>>9291339
tl/dr

>>9291421
Certainly.

>>9291447
I read this post in a monotone voice and laughed.

>>9291514
this is the best idea I've seen so far. Unlikely it will be topped.

By killing yourself on camera. Or by posting more pics and/or tits for it to fap to. /r9k/ hates that shit.

first of all acquire a tripcode and then make an "ask a _____" thread and have every post you make contain photographs of yourself.

be mootles

>>9291547
shame you didn't read
>>9291339
it's probably the truest damn thing that was ever said about trolling anywhere.

All anyone has to do is be a woman, real or otherwise, and ask any simple question.
The misogynistic neckbeard rage that ensues will self-propel the thread.

pretend to be a female

Hey OP did you hear that Aurele Joliat, the Canadian hockey player, died today?

>>9291508
>implying you don't know the difference between boxxy and random scene bitch.


>>9291603
i concur, traveler.
>>9291647
i shall do this, but without a tripcode, because i am not a faggot.
>>9291678
thank you for that information.
also hay you guise how was your day

moar.

attention.

show your tits and ill give you some attention

>>9291744
it's the eye makeup and how that's done on her that is distinctive of bawksy and bawksy alone

scene girls look similar, but the way the eyes are done is the exact same way as bawksy, a style that scene girls look a bit like - but ultimately are not the same

and yeah im aware it's not bawksy in pic

sign shop is obvious

>>9291744
>i shall do this, but without a tripcode, because i am not a faggot.

its icing on the troll cake though

>>9291744
Nice snakebites you got there chief.
100% of girls who have snakebites are whores.

>>9291819
Your mom had snake bites.
>>9291816
OH I DIDNT KNOW.
>>9291797
http://www.littleblackcherry.co.uk/ekmps/shops/yasmilena/resources/image/scene%20emo%20make%20up.jpg
good game faggot.

No tits required. Just show your tongue.
Best picture of your tongue you can get.

100 replies ensured.

>Sup /b/?

>What's the most effective way to troll /r9k/?

>26 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Looks like you are already doing a damn good job.

>>9291855
No, but I do have snakebites.
MOOOTBLOXMYCAWKS

Is that a real question? This is /r9k/ for fucks sake......

>>9291276

Post Box in rateme threads.
Post Box in any threads.

HE SO DREAMY

>>9291887
I like the filename
DAWH

snakebites = god tier

>>9291870
Half of them are me talking to myself.
>>9291881
WHOOOORRREEE.
>>9291882
Of course it's a legit question ):

>>9291906
I hope to God you're a troll.
If not you're a huge faggot

You look like Elena... and every other scene chick I went to highschool with for that matter

>>9291902

I wish it were true. :(

One day.

The sun god has returned and discovered the internet.

4 Da Shorteez-
Gather 'round and let me tell ya somethin'.
4 Da Shorteez-
Can't you hear them little stomachs rumblin'?
4 Da Shorteez-
Yo, ya gonna eat that raggamuffin?
4 Da Shorteez-
Let's show the shorteez some lovin'.
C'mon, my name is Sir Loin, bad ass bovine.
I got four stomachs, but only one stomach in mind.
That's a little empty belly with a vacancy sign.
Kinda like close encounters of the charity kind.
Ya got canned goods just collectin' dust.
Ya got meat, got fruit, got vegetables.
Only prerequisite is that its edible,
Get ya freak on at my freaky food festival.
Cold cuts a must, I'll even take bread crust.
Cuz the shorteez be beggin', so begga's don't give a fuck
They's hungry, let's face facts, they starve.
Fill a void in your heart, fill ya shoppin' cart, 4 Da Shorteez.

4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez, y'all)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez)

>>9291912
Those are decent breasts. You may proceed.

>>9291881
I'm a guy
niggerfaceniggerfaceniggerface
>>9291933
DON'T GIVE UP. One day it'll be true

Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second defences
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do
And Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas runin' shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cope
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

>>9291912
>Half of them are me talking to myself.

I figured. Anyhow, considering the recent exposure of more intimate skin-bits, I'd say things are starting to get interesting. Carry on.

Way back, college boy asked to a high school dance.
Couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
Didn't know what to do, MC feelin' blue,
'Til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
Went to the jewel with my crew, adults-only box,
In a second-hand suit, bow tie, I'm a fox.
In a car on the street. In my mouth, Swisher Sweet.
Down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
Room starts to turn like cheese...
My tummy starts to churn like grease...
On my knees like a rug burn beast...
Like an intern tease with a yeast (infection)
All the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
Think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through.
Ding-dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
She don't know I'm on a Robotussin trip.
In the back two girls going stag, fat asses.
I demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like Axel.
I need an angel, I need some fuckin' Advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a behive...
Cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside.

Could you post more, please?

i'm a go bot that's gone nuts
it's kinda scary
jobs a cover i'm really a revolutionary
bounty hunter gunner
don't bleed white blood
see me that'd be fitting 'cuz ur gonna get fucked up
21 be homie you can't afford this
magnaguard with a little rigormortis
no tow cable, no cloaking device
just reliable recovery for a reasonable price
i got 4 copies you can call them clones
kind of shiny you can call it chrome
import AI my minds in 4 chassis
(Don't/They) (decline? crime?), its crazy if you ask me
take a backseat in my chevrolet
lemme tell you about my plan to make a better day
lemme tell you who i am and how i pave the way
made it cool for hal to say
i cant help you dave

why you got to player hate on IG-88? (x2)

>>9291979

and of course THAT wasn't blocked

>>9291912
White Knights shall now enter this thread at the site of a pair of boobies.

MC Chris is dead and he ain't never coming back
You should have been nicer when you were blazin' up the track
No well wishers, it's just bitches talkin' trash
'Cause the aftermath is saying that rap is whack
(MC Chris is dead!)
On arrival, watch his rivals revel the jealous
Relish the moment their opponent went sublevel
Six feet under, what a bummer, it's no wonder the waste
Could have been a contender, now maggots munchin' his face
MC's often in his coffin, lyin' down, lost in thought
Groupies gather at the grave and done throw posies on the pot
Haters hate off in the distance, telescoping with binoc's
Smoking basket after laughing, get their knickers in knots
They play, in the park, in the dark, where they spark a spliff
Raise it high in the sky and cry "This shit is for Chris"
Then the talent tailor, how he really was a pimp
Hands wanted to be on, just want to be on his dick

You guyyyyyz.
>>9291948
>>9291959
>>9291967
that was tl/dr
but it said delorean so
back to the future was the best movie ever.

>>9291948
>>9291959
>>9291967
>>9291977
>>9291991
>>9292002
Disregard my other post.

I just realized that's nerdcore so you can proceed with moar.

I never carry a gun
I just carry my tongue
When it's not knee deep in pork
It's acidic and forked

I'd mission abort
Don't need no permission to start
Rip apart every synapse and spark
'Til you're clutchin' your heart

Playin' Mario Kart
With Wesley Clark
Make like Corey Heart
And wear my shades when it's dark

Don't retort or remark
You'll get Dizzy G Cheeks
With a mouth full of fart
*fart noise*

I'm Slaughter comma Sarge
AKA Commissar
Ballin' like stalin' from USSR
Shit's so fluid so far

Thanks to Matt on guitar
Yo DJ, take 'em to the part
Where I turn rap into art

Yeah, motherfucker
Check this shit out

I'm a bad ass
I ain't gonna fuckin' spell it
I get up on the mic
And then I fuckin' yell it

No need to embellish
I'm selfishly hellish
Equatorial insect repellent
The like's of which you never delt with
Motherfucker

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a hoodie ninja

Got my ninja bag AKA a pillow case
Filled with nacho flavored combos, a flashlight, and masking tape

We got hoodies and some goodies, we got tools and also talent
Fisher Splinter stealth and some Barnum and Bailey balance
Katanas and shurikens so lets hurry across the yard
If there's dobermans jump over them it shouldn't be that hard

The objective is reconnaissance the subject is a hottie
Redhead from my homeroom with a bad ass little body
Hella dope telescope from little bros pirate phase
She's about to change for bed we gotta get there right away

mc the name, my kick is the crane,
display wide range of shit for dem Hanes.
You pella like panes, i'm hella teh lame,
a chemical craze some find hard to face.
A rhymer for days, rhyme 'cause it pays.
Eat Frito-Lays whenever I'm blazed.
My skull's on fire so call me Nick Cage.
Dress in all black so please call me Chris Gaines.
You wanted a jam, put others to shame.
Here I am, the title i claim.
In world full of Blains, I'm just a Ducky,
lucky in love 'cause these hoes wanna fuck me.
I'm not a jock, do not like sports,
I punch a clock, chock full of force,
like to drink beers and chill with my friends
then turn on mc 'cause it's for the win win win win!

mc chris!
mc chris for the win!
mc chris for the win!

I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impact

Make's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian wax

Without finishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lasts

I pull it out and pass gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crass

Ladies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my pad

They're like
O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplash

>>9292076
You're still a whore; cut that out. I will be the only camwhore in this thread.

>>9292058
>>9292043
>>9291977
>>9291967
>>9291959

I fucking love you and mc chris especially <3
(no one appreciates him on /mu/ :(

>>9292020
Less bear, more breasts. continue.

white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud
then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin' half pint?
then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from
the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a
tube sock. it's tupac, it's big pop, it's hip hop, it don't stop. I love that song,
I love that groove. motherfucker, well I can't help but move. so if you don't mind, if it's
alright with you I'm gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that:

omg 111 thatd be so rad

i love you mc posting man

>>9292076
Hey there honey.

Well, my name is mc chris, I saw that you were alone.
I don't know if you knew this but I rock the microphone.
You look one kind of lonely - I'm so the antidote.
You look seven kinds of juicy like a slice of cantaloupe.
You rock the Sheena Easton 'cause, girlfriend, you got the look.
And no, I am not teasin', you can read me like a book.
Erotic fiction in the kitchen, we'll experiment with foods.
Leftovers on my boner puts me in a mighty mood.
Okay, I'm a little forward, maybe I should try reverse;
what's your name, what's you game, mind if I rifle through your purse?
Here's the capper, I'm a rapper, just do a Google search;
twenty pages, I'm amazin'! What's your addy? I'll send merch!
That's when I saw the rock, the ice, the diamond!
It hit me like it's lightning! It's frightening! I'm cryin'.
&quot;I was stylin', profilin', down payment on my Scion.
His name is Brian, he's in Fallujah freedom fightin',
so don't ask me who's your daddy. I'm someone else's mommy.
You can buy me all my drinks, but you don't get no punani.&quot;
It's so scary, they're all married. This party just got gnarley.
Matahari just got sorry, gotta roll like Katamari!

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny
Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
Just wanna get with me 'cause I'm so pretty
Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn
Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin
Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven
And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin
Don't stop the suckin 'cause you're filled with my gumption
take care of my beaker 'cause I'm honeydew bunsen
Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button
That's why mc be struttin
Wish I could erase this erection
Honey's comin at me from every direction
Lookin for the love connection
I stink of sweaty sexin without protection
So line up the contestants
I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense
I won't persist this distance, gotta get up in this
She fuckin up my christmas

>>9292116
SHOW ME YOUR SNAEKBITEZ PLZ.

Blue jeans, check! Black-T, check!
Record my raps on a cassette tape deck.
Wearin' no sweats 'cause Nike owns Chucks.
Three rows of studs 'cause hoes wanna fuh-!
Axe to max on my nasty socks,
synchronize with a text but I guess I'm blocked.
I'd leave voicemail but it would just be mocked.
Wake up my mom, dad'd clean my clock!
&quot;Hey, mom, it's me - no need for alarm.
Gonna be a party that's the straight-up bomb.
Here's your keys and your coat and Louis Vuitton.&quot;
She's like, &quot;Uggghhh...,&quot; and you know that it's on!
She's gotta do some errands and a couple of chores,
drop the videos off, hit the grocery store.
&quot;If your gonna be a bitch, trick, get on all fours!&quot;
&quot;If you don't watch that lip, it's goodbye to your porn!&quot;
Word is born, say no worries and we're out in a hurry.
I beg for Mickey D's, cold mac a McFlurry.
Pulls the Prius into Payless and I start gettin' worried.
Turn on the radio, started listning to Journey.

>>9292163
>>9292151
if you guys made out, would your faggotty piercings get caught on one another and tear your lips off? Because that'd be pretty fucking hilarious.

>>9292118
>>9292076


hay whut's goin on in this thred

Is OP t0x? I need more videos of you masturbating.

>>9292196
Oh hai not much just chillin
get it, cause it's a ice type.

Well on the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me
A bag of 'shrooms and some LSD
We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees
But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnogg
We crunch on candy canes and rev up all the chainsaws
You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
Ah-het in fights gettin drunk cause we're bad kids
Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters
Cold air's what we breathe our vests have no sleeves
It's hard to haul trees in sub-zero degrees...
We smell like evergreens

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit

I pushed the On star button a long time ago
Don't you see how late it reacted?
She only come when, she come when she wanna
I think her junk is dead, hope she's an organ donor
I think I got the basis to find my way to home base
But I'm thinking of a way if I don't see your O-face
I want your teeth clenched, face pressed in the pillows
I want your toes to curl like decomposing armadillos

But I hear you yawning while I'm all in your stuff,
I want to solve the case of the mysterious muff.
So let the curtains billow, snap the panty elastic
Get down to it before we kick it monastic
Your body's fantastic, I like every part
As for the parts I can't find, I don't know where to start
There's anxiety inside of me with every performance
So shoot me up a flare and let me know your coordinates!

We're smokin' that Danger Girl.
We're smokin' that Gen 13.
Bong's called Yoda, man,
and Yoda can't STAND a bag filled with stems and seeds.
Yo, I can't stand no ecstacy.
Cocaine made a mess of me.
Beer and booze are now things that I use to do.
Don't misconstrue, I'm still abusin' weed.
Some kids like to get fucked up,
actin' black by rollin' them blunts.
I got a one hitter called Margot Kidder
and I only need to hit that shit once
'cause I ain't made of nickels and dimes.
Fat kind make me tickled inside.
Say no to cuttin' up lines,
that's one-point-twenty-one jiggawatt jive.
And I ain't no Nancy Reagan,
just sayin' kinda take it slow.
Say yeah to the jazz cigarette,
say nil to the thrills of pills and blow.
Teen years about gettin' beat down,
and your twenties 'bout smokin' them pounds.
Stick around for the sticky amounts,
flick a Bic 'til your stuck to the couch.
I'm the sativa cyborg,
I smell that shit like a wine cork.
I hope they never legalize,
then High Times won't have anything to fight for.
I used to smoke with kids at shows,
but I stopped 'cause they all had colds,
but I got Emergen-C and a bag of Cold-Eze
and mad trees so let's all get stoned!

>>9292151
youre a trollop

>>9292200
Hey I'm famous.
>>9292192
Yeah, I'd put it on youtube and make a million dollars.

post deleted :3
Done camwhoring

>>9292287
show feet please
thank you

Hey t0x. Make more videos.

>>9292287
Are you actually 14 in your videos? Or did /b/ lie to me?

>>9292304
link it up bro
bloxdfg

>>9292287
>ihater9k.jpg
;_;

>>9292320
I think this is the one. Not too sure.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=of53z06p

>>9292304
Ahahahah what the fuck is she shoving up there?

That face made me laugh.

WHY IS MY ORIGINAL PICTURE DELETED?
GRR

>>9292341
>whocaresfaggot.jpeg

>>9292350
A couple hairbrush handles

>>9292318
>>9292304
>>9292350
Well aren't you some creepy niggers.


Haters gonna hate.

>>9292381
please no racism on r9k

>>9292350
bhahahahahahahah mother of god

>>9292381
You're on 4chan, faggot. If she doesn't want her nude videos spread around, maybe she should camwhore like a skank.

t0x are you a virgin?

Craphound had wicked yard-sale karma, for a rotten, filthy alien bastard. He was
too good at panning out the single grain of gold in a raging river of
uselessness for me not to like him -- respect him, anyway. But then he found the
cowboy trunk. It was two months' rent to me and nothing but some squirrelly
alien kitsch-fetish to Craphound.

So I did the unthinkable. I violated the Code. I got into a bidding war with a
buddy. Never let them tell you that women poison friendships: in my experience,
wounds from women-fights heal quickly; fights over garbage leave nothing behind
but scorched earth.

Craphound spotted the sign -- his karma, plus the goggles in his exoskeleton,
gave him the advantage when we were doing 80 kmh on some stretch of back-highway
in cottage country. He was riding shotgun while I drove, and we had the radio on
to the CBC's summer-Saturday programming: eight weekends with eight hours of old
radio dramas: "The Shadow," "Quiet Please," "Tom Mix," "The Crypt-Keeper" with
Bela Lugosi. It was hour three, and Bogey was phoning in his performance on a
radio adaptation of _The African Queen_. I had the windows of the old truck
rolled down so that I could smoke without fouling Craphound's breather. My arm
was hanging out the window, the radio was booming, and Craphound said "Turn
around! Turn around, now, Jerry, now, turn around!"

More t0x screens

>>9292419fd
ew, gross

she would look better if she didnt look like a 12 year old boy

>>9292419


OP hurr.
>>9292381
post was mine.
Posting caps doesn't bother me kid.

Those are like 6 months old;rapidshared by some guy.


Calm down niggers.

mandatorytextbloxxxxxlkncdakjbckdbiewkbvjghcj

Aubrey you stupid goddamn doublenigger.

This is why I hate you now.

Why the fuck are half of the posts deleted? What the fuck mods?

>>9292453
op show your face please imo youre cute

>>9292453
I don't understand why you called me creepy (>>9292350) when I just cropped your face because it made me laugh from a screencap that grosses me out from a video I'm not interested in seeing.

How old are you t0x?

>>9292473
I'm liking this.

God mods, do this kind of shit more often in /b/

It creates fresh content in the presence of mods