>>9290370
What're you dying of?

CAN I HAVE YOURE STEREO>?

How do you feel knowing that you'll never see the end of this month?

I bet it's lupus

>>9290375
My lungs collapsed.
>>9290376
Sure.

Do you want suggestions on what to do in your last days of life?

Play Fate/Stay Night. One route a day.

>>9290391
Scared, honestly. I think I'm way too young to die, but, oh well. Shit happens.

call an escort service and go out like a relative champ

>>9290395
They just collapsed for no reason, or did you get hit by a car or something cool?

>>9290397
Sure.

And I've played the Visual Novel...it was fun.
>>9290406
I'm not allowed to leave the house.

firstdayblox

>>9290416
Truth or lie?

If you want me to tell the truth, they just collapsed on their own.

If you want me to lie, yeah, sure, I got beat with a pipe by my abusive father.

Do you believe there's anything after this? Is there anyone comforting you?

What kind of thing do you like? I'll try to show you a funny video or something.

>>9290444
No, I don't believe in Heaven or Hell.

Yes, my family is all around me. My brother is even helping me type, because I'm too weak to move sometimes.

>>9290427
Fuck you. No, seriously, fuck you. I wanted to be the first to make a Majora's Mask joke.

Now all I've got is this. Thanks a lot, Anon.

>>9290427
LOL'D.
8/10 very good post would read again

Dude. You're going to fuck before you go, right? Can't you have someone suck you off?

Can I seriously have your stuff?

>>9290445
Cats, I would play with my little striped tabby all day when I was better.

Oh, that makes me sad, I'll never get to see her grow into a full grown cat...

>>9290455
I guess I could, though it wouldn't help because of the panting I would experience from the pleasure.

And no, not really.

My friend had his lungs collapse in highschool because of some cyst bullshit problem. You're not him are you? (Chris?)

You are donating organs, aren't you?

>>9290472
No, my name is Seth. Sorry, I'm not your friend.
>>9290474
Sure, I could, though I don't know how good my organs are.

My friend had one of his lungs collapse. He was in the hospital for a week or so and made a perfect recovery. Thankfully.

Dude. Dude. Man...that's horrible. That's really fucking terrible. I'm sorry, man. I really am

How are you going to leave your legacy behind?

Think of the cool last phrase before you die.

>>9290481
Leave that for the doctors to decide, please.

>>9290481
I feel bad because when I read Seth I thought shit that's a relief.

Sorry you're dieing.

>>9290370
Pics with timestamp or it's bullshit

>>9290494
I'm so happy for your friend, unfortunately, both of mine have collapsed beyond recovery.
>>9290498
I'm not sure.

Can you die with the ability to say someone truly loved you or that you truly loved someone?

Why the fuck aren't you asking somebody to get you a TON of heroin?

Did they at least give you some drugs?

>>9290405
>Oh well shit happens

Obvious troll or idiot that deserves to die for not valuing his own life.

/thread

THREE DAYS WAS THE MORNING
MY FOCUS THREE DAYS OLD
MY HEAD IT LANDED
TO THE SOUND OF CRICKET BOWS

I AM A PROUD MAN ANYWAYS
COVERED NOW BY THREE DAYS

You should blast this song all day.

OP you should make a deathbed mixtape and write some existential journal along with it

i guarantee you will live on in boingboing's archives if you do

Do you have any sort of elaborate plan to spend the next three days of your life? Being on 4chan is not how most want to die.

If you are going to die anyway, do that "ripped own head off" trick!

So there's absolutely no chance you can recover?

>>9290499
"Respawn in 3...2..."
>>9290512
No, No I honestly can't.
>>9290507
I cannot take pics, and that's incredibly rude for you to ask...

too bad you marxists had to fuck with capitalism for the past 200 years

we could of have artificial lungs by now

you fucking happy?

are you a virgin?
where do you live, i'll have sex with you

Have someone buy you a notebook and start writing what you know.

Start with the important things, of course.

List all your crushes for added sentimentalism.

If you're on a breathing apparatus, why are you guaranteed to die? Could you not just stay on one indefinitely?

>>9290537
Dude, lady, whoever you are -- this is 4chan, a place frequented by liars and trolls. We have NO REASON to believe anything you're saying unless you want to back it up. Also, you really expect Anons to be *polite*? LOL

>>9290514
I don't want to fuck up my body more than it is.
>>9290515
No.
>>9290519
I'm resigned myself to the fact that I'm dying in three day.
>>9290524
I can't leave the hospital, what else can I do?
>>9290531
No. No chance.
>>9290538
No. Not at all.

>>9290537

>incredibly rude to ask

sagin' a dead guy

What's your full name? Where specifically do you live? How did your lungs suddenly collapse? How old are you?

I'd like to die in 3 days too, if it just meant that i would fall asleep and never wake up again.

>>9290570
Bumping a dead guy.

Please donate your organs OP. It's horrible that you have to leave us so early in life but with your organs you can help several people stay alive.

Good luck bro, see you on the other side.

And if you're trolling us, I really hope you do die a painful death in the next few days.

>>9290546
Sadly, yes.

And, no thank you...though that's sweet to ask.
>>9290558
Good idea.
>>9290564
No, I cannot. We're too poor to afford the breathing machine any longer, it's sad, but they have to...pull the plug.

>>9290571
Not telling, Not telling. No idea, doctors don't know, I'm 21.
>>9290590
I will, I promise.

>>9290564
That's not much of a life

>>9290565
We're not on /b/, which is where you obviously just crawled out from. Some of us still have compassion, and don't mind risking getting trolled just because we throw some of that compassion out now and then.

OP you should do the thing the dying guy did in Persona 3, write a children's book

Have you decided on the funeral stuff?

>>9290611
Why not? What do you care if you're dying in three days? You think 4chan is going to cyberstalk your family?

Don't listen to these faggots who are going HURR DURR DO HEROIN AND COKE OFF OF HOOKERS.

Call up any friends, and have a nice talk with them, rewatch your favorite shows or movies, reread you favorite books, and play some classic vidya. Also try and eat some food you've really been craving, hospital food in unsatisfactory.

Dude, godspeed. Make amends, go in peace.
Get the drs to give you stuff so you can go without pain.

Denial - Anger - Bargaining - Depression - Acceptance,
Kubler-Ross model of grief one goes through before they die.

You go through something like this?

>>9290628
Thank you for being understanding. I honestly don't want anyone to see the condition I'm in right now. It even hurts for my folks to see me like this.

What do you think comes after death OP? Do you believe in an afterlife? Reincarnation? Heaven/hell? A new dimension of some sorts?

Don't you have something better to do with your few remaining days than post on 4chan? Even if you can't get out of bed, there must be something better.

>>9290611
If you lived in the UK, the NHS would care for you for free.

Well, sucks for you, please donate your brains to the Zombie Society.

>>9290592
Don't just write what you know, write your thoughts too.

Reading what a soon-to-die guy wrote would be at least interesting, if not inspiring or insightful.

>>9290592
0/10
DOCTORS CANNOT PULL THE PLUG ON A PATIENT THAT IS STILL SENTIENT AND CONSCIOUS

>>9290567
Okay you're a troll, you have 3 days to live yet you won't go take heroin because it will mess up your body? Wtf? Especially considering it won't do shit in 3 days.

Btw heroin overdose actually feels good and is probably the most pleasant way to die.

You should write your life the way you wanted it to be, no matter how embarrassing. It might be cathartic.

>>9290631
My folks will.
>>9290635
Honestly, yes.
>>9290645
Yes, I did. I cried for days after hearing I had only 5 months to live, and as the days wore on, well...I slowly got used to it.
>>9290657
Nothing.
>>9290659
Honestly? No. My life was in the shitter before this.

Seth, did you have a lot of visitors on Sunday?

>>9290671
I will, thank you.
>>9290672
It's not the doctors, it's my family, and my own choice. Please be more respectful.

>>9290672
dont give him a zero. Given that this thread is 60 replies long he's at least a 4/10.

also, not all fictional content on 4chan is trollan. There's satire and entertainment, you know. Future!guy for example.

>>9290693
No, I barely have friends.

Much less religious friends who come in and "pray" that I won't die. I know I will, it's a fate I have to accept.

Don't forget to think of a cool pose, OP. It's all in the pose man

1. Some things are in our control and others not. Things in our controI are opinion, pursuit, desire, aversion, and, in a word, whatever are our own actions. Things not in our control are body, property, reputation, command, and, in one word, whatever are not our own actions.

The things in our control are by nature free, unrestrained, unhindered; but those not in our control are weak, slavish, restrained, belonging to others. Remember, then, that if you suppose that things which are slavish by nature are also free, and that what belongs to others is your own, then you will be hindered. You will lament, you will be disturbed, and you will find fault both with gods and men. But if you suppose that only to be your own which is your own, and what belongs to others such as it really is, then no one will ever compel you or restrain you. Further, you will find fault with no one or accuse no one. You will do nothing against your will. No one will hurt you, you will have no enemies, and you not be harmed.

OP which is better, the original nine inch nails version of Hurt or the Johnny Cash cover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJKVKglIRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22eIJDtKho

>>9290592
well, it was the least i could offer, even if it probably wouldn't work out
i'd probably crush you and cause an even earlier death or something terrible
i wasn't implying that i'm fat though, i wouldn't want your first and last sex to be with a fat chick
hurr durr i never shut up

>>9290611

Will your death be slow or relativly fast?
I know I wouldn't want to die slowly. You might want to consider something quick and unexpected.

>>9290743
Johnny Cash.
>>9290745
Thank you, I suppose.
>>9290747
That means a lot. Thank you. Thank you so much...

He is fucking lying. Ask a real fucking doctor about this.

How many more days are you gonna be not-in-a-coma?

>>9290758
It'll be relatively fast, I'm fairly sure. I requested they do it while I'm sleeping on the Midnight of the third day. I'll be long asleep, I won't feel anything.

Anyone with any medical knowledge knows this is a thread of lies and trolls. :)

Collapsed lungs are very treatable, and death only occurs when there is no medical treatment given.

Also, breathing machines aren't used for collapsed lungs, as it would just go directly into the chest cavity and would be worthless. Also, it would not prolong the life of the patient... especially for 3 days.

>>9290761
ok my bad agnostic is a better term but anyway

>>9290783
I'm quite sure that aiding such actions is illegal.

>>9290803
Is it? Oh well, I'm dying, I don't care.

ITT: Trolls post troll ratings, and no one expects they themselves to be the trolls.

Sucks, op. If I was in the same situation I'd like write the greatest novel/song/whatever ever written or something.

>>9290812
Haha, I can't write, or else I would.

Approximately when will the plug be filled? I know you don't believe in religion and all that shit, and I don't either, but for some reason I want to send a little prayer for you when the plug is pulled. Couldn't hurt anything. Do you know an approximate time?

>>9290827
...pulled, not filled

Fuck sakes..

If I were you, I'd have a makeshift fundraiser to keep you on the breathing machine longer.

>>9290827
Midnight, and thank you. Thank you so much.

If this is a troll, I will seriously kick your teeth in. If not, well, fuck. I think I might cry.

OP: I personally hope you die very painfully and slowly.

Love 4chan.

>>9290797

Plus this ridiculous shit about literally killing someone because they can't pay. I mean, this is obvious horseshit.

>>9290840

Midnight Saturday? EST?

>>9290841
I am not a troll, why would I lie about my own death?
>>9290843
It's my choice. Yes, my family can keep me on longer, but I have chosen not to.

Fuck dude you have my genuine sympathy. At JHU medical campus I heard we were giving psychedelic mushrooms to some elderly patients to help with the anxiety of death. You might consider trying that to help end of life anxiety, I heard it helped to a degree.

Do you know the name of the medical condition that you have or was it spontaneous and idiopathic?

Also, the 4channer in me says you should probably have an escort give you a bj if you're a virgin, nobody should have to die a virgin.

If your dying why do you care enough that you won't tell people your full name or where you are dying?

>>9290855
Midnight Saturday, Central Time.

I'm glad so many people care...

>>9290797

TROLLL EVERYONE LET THIS THREAD 404

>>9290843

Yeah. There is that, too... but I was just going on the medical part of it and not the law related part.

OP could have at least tried, though it seems people tonight are stupid enough to fall for such obvious bullshit.

>>9290803

Medicine is weird. The removal of life support doesn't qualify as Euthanasia in the sense that it's legal and commonly done at the request of patients or surrogates.

OP, if ya live in Oregon or Washington you can get actively euthanasia'd.

>>9290856


You're on 4chan, man.

>>9290861
I don't know the name, nor care enough to get it...
>>9290864
Okay, my full name I'll give out. Seth West.

That's all, I don't want random people around me on my death bed.

>>9290878
Yes, Yes I suppose so.

Oh well, you don't have to believe me, I'm just here to provide entertainment until I die...

>>9290882

K. You're dying of something and don't know the name of it.

God. You're not even trying anymore, anon.

>>9290882
>Pause for Google
>8 million results
Shit.

>>9290899
I don't care enough. They probably told me but I was too fucking stricken with grief to listen.

>>9290641
Dude you are such an aspie fag who has never done drugs it's obvious. I mean you even say "vidya". Fucking retard, I just want to strangle you because you have no idea about this shit you aspie fucker.

http://vimeo.com/user1253265

looks like a douche

>>9290911
That's not me, I don't have a Facebook, or a Myspace. Don't try to find me on any social networking site.

BROTIP #1: If you're going to lie about dying, at least pick something that would actually legitimately kill you in 3 days, and learn the name of it.

BROTIP #2: Don't fall for such stupid trolls, anon.

>>9290882

Fair enough Seth West.

Why are you spending your last days on the internet typing to random people you never met?

Are you hoping to change their own lives or offer sage advice?

Or are you just doing this because your bored and have nothing better to do?

Wouldn't you rather spend time talking and typing to people you actually know rather than anonymous? Like, what made you do this? I just can't fathom why in your last hours you would spend this amount of time answering questions on the net.

>>9290911

I think it's time to enlist /b/, get dox.

"That's not me, I don't have a Facebook, or a Myspace. Don't try to find me on any social networking site."

Yeah most people on 4chan don't like to use internet very much?


TROLL EVERYONE LET THIS THREAD 404 ALREADY

Oh, I am dying but i don't know what i am dying from. Also this is my name but you wont find me anywhere online except in this thread.

Right.

>>9290938
Not me....I said that.
>>9290936
>Why are you spending your last days on the internet typing to random people you never met?
Nothing better to do...
>Are you hoping to change their own lives or offer sage advice?
Not really...
>Or are you just doing this because your bored and have nothing better to do?
Yep.
>Wouldn't you rather spend time talking and typing to people you actually know rather than anonymous? Like, what made you do this? I just can't fathom why in your last hours you would spend this amount of time answering questions on the net.
I already heave everyone that loves me around me. Again, I'm rather bored.

>>9290909
This, yeah play video games instead of heroin in your last few days. Obviously heroin is bad for you and happiness long term, but if you have 3 days to live it's the best possible thing to do.

>>9290952
I deleted my Myspace and Facebook. I'm dying, why keep them?

"I am an internet ghost. Not even 4chan can find me. Oh yeah. I'm also dying" HATERS WILL HATE

>>9290369

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post timestamped pic of breathing machine then we can believe this thread

>>9290948

Most people on 4chan arn't hipster fags.

>>9290979
I'd rather not randomly request my mother or brother or someone to get me a camera and take a picture of the breathing machine for 4chan.

>>9290966

Once you delete your MySpace and Facebook you DISAPPEAR, right? Nope. not right. Cache?

Also noobquestion: how do you quote someone?

>>9290993
No, I didn't disappear, but I'm not on Facebook nor Myspace and there are millions of Seth Wests.

And read the FAQs...

>>9290980

He just said he HAD a facebook and myspace.

>>9290989
>>9290989
well I want to genuinely feel bad for you OP but I need some proof =\

>>9291019
I'm not sure how my mom would react if I suddenly told her 'Hey, can you take a picture of me for the Internet?"

I'm not sure if this was already asked, but how old are you, and how much have you been able to do with your life?
My cousin was in the same situation as you, hooked up to a breathing machine. He died this morning.

>>9291026
I'm 21.

Honestly, I haven't done as much as I would like. It's sad, I wanted to go to Russia, but I'll never do that now...

Am I the first to point this shit out?
>I can't move.
How the fuck are you typing.

fucking faggot

I want to say 'fuck you, OP', just so I can tell a dying person fuck you. So fuck you, OP.
Listen to some good music you faggot. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins, The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel.

>>9291023
Well, why do you care to ask her? Is she going to think worse of you, her dying son. And also you have 3 days to live why do you care what she thinks? (Besides that she loves you)

>>9291035
YEAH TYPING REQUIRES A LOT OF EFFORT

ITT: Trolls

i've read every post in this thread and OP is inconsistent and has no proof at all

enjoy being trolled r9k

Can I have all your money? I'm poorfag.
Are you in pain?
Do you have a Paypal?

>>>/gif/3393851

>>9291035
I said my brother was helping.
>>9291039
I will. Thank you.
>>9291042
I don't want to put stress on her. She already knows I'm dying, why make her worry I'm posting pictures on the Internet?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Ok that's technically /b/ but it applies here.
OP is full of shit.

>>9291059
No. My mom gets most of my money. She's poor.
Not really, a bit in the chest area at times.
Nope.

>>9291056
well no shit.
were all bored.
we all dont care.
we are geting trolled.

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA

aa
y'all niggas posting in a troll thread

>>9291064
if your brother is helping you....get him to take the picture! goddamn!!!

>>9291090
He's totally opposed to the idea. He doesn't want to take a picture of his dying brother...

What does your brother think about this thread and all the names you have been called OP?

>>9291080
>most
Can I have $500?

>>9291099
He is very sympathetic, and knows that I would get calls of "troll". He's a 4channer himself.

>>9291097
You're a fucking liar. This thread is bad and you should feel bad

Wat? How are you going to die from that? They can just be re-inflated. Hell, they already have you on a breathing machine. They can keep you on it indefinitely.

Well...that sucks.

Anyway, I suggest you take this time to call every single person you know and tell them you love them.
Even if it's a lie, it's better then whatever else they'll remember you as, right?
Anyway, I'm praying for you bro, even if you don't believe in that shit.

Whatever, here's this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aj0ncDB8jA

>>9291097
I told you it doesn't have to be you, the machine timestamped is good enough proof

>>9291107
Now here's where I'm gonna have to call bullshit. Everything has just been adding up too well for you OP. Dying men don't get lucky, they don't get perfect explanations for everything.
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BROTHER

Hello OP.

Your thread has been diagnosed as cancer.
Highlighted below are the reasons for this diagnosis.

[] The thread contains little/no humor.

[] The thread contains copypasta.

[] The thread is entirely pointless.

[] OP is under the age of 18.

[X] OP has made a pathetic attempt at trolling.

[] OP is posting another unfunny advice dog spinoff.

[] The thread is purely for gets(doubles, etc.).

[] OP has posted a picture of him or herself.

[] OP is asking for advice on anything at all.

[] OP has posted, or attempted to post a triforce.

[] OP is asking for a PA raid.

[] OP is attempting to make a picture combo.

[] OP has posted an annoying camwhore.

[] OP is using a trip code.

[] OP has made a picture into a motivational unnecessarily.

[] OP is posting something on /r9k/ that there is another board specifically for.

[] The same thread has been posted over 20 times before.

For these reasons your thread was not quality content, please don't post this shit again. Lurk moar. Learn what makes /r9k/ win.

Sincerely:

Anonymous.

>>9291030
Russia's a shithole anyway.
You ain't missing much.

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>>9290370
med student here

A collapsed lung is called a pneumothorax. It's caused by air pockets in the chest cavity pushing against the lungs, preventing them from inflating.

Treatment is fairly simple, usually just letting that air out of the chest cavity via a small incision. In no way would a "breathing machine" be used to treat this. Moreover, unless it was very severe, it wouldn't be fatal. Uncomfortable to be sure, but not fatal.

My diagnosis, ya'll niggas postin in a troll thread

>>9291176
so close and yet so far away.
only one more.

>>9291211
Aww bro that'd be so sick the second you make the incision a gust of wind comes out of the chest. I know that'd never happen but BRO

When you meet her, tell her andy puts in a good word for you.

Well it was good while it lasted OP.
You're still a nigger though.

"Seth" by any chance, do you live in Arizona?

OP, if you do die. and There is an afterlife. Please show some sign. Leave like a crop circle in the boston common. I know i may sound disrespectful or sarcastic but I'm dead ass. I'll pray for you regardless but if there is an after-life try to contact me.

Pleasantly suprised by the lack of faggots shouting ARCHIVE ARCHIVE in the begining of the thread.