I want to know how /r9k/ and /v/ got included and /k/ didn't.

Sounds about right for me. If I had to pick a girlfriend from the chans, my first choice sure as hell wouldn't be /r9k/.

>>925530
>/co/ 3rd
You've never seen /co/ with his shirt off honey, he's rather fat.

>>925530
Makes sense, /v/ has nogame

/mu/ should be higher than /a/, they're both terrible but as far as I know /mu/ isn't sunk disgustingly far into their waifu bullshit, I'd prefer them for that reason

And /co/ is quite charming really, it can make up for a few extra pounds

>/jp/
>6th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh come on, below /jp/? But /jp/ is a pedophile weeaboo! I mean, he's literally the worst!

I found my husband on /b/.... Where is it on the list?

/fit/
/fa/

Shallow ahoy!

/g/ and /b/ aren't even on this list, so hey, we're better than somebody.

I guess I should declare this my home board and move up to 9th

>implying you want anything to do with /cgl/

Someone post that fucking image. You know the one.

>>925616
I mean, seriously, do you want anything to do with this?

/sci/ didn't even make the list....

like how it also puts /soc/ in their place.

At least we acknowledge, and actively discuss, the fact we're lonely motherfuckers, but have you seen the shit those cunts on /soc/ come out with?

Desperately pleading with camwhores for contact details, riddling their posts with ;D and XD because they think that, somehow, it'll make them seem more attractive and cute.

Worst board bar /b/

>>925633
When these women hit 30 /g/ is moving right to the top of that list and we all know it.

They may be pathetic but they are mostly secure and well employed.

>>925626
Well it is /cgl/

personally I would put /co/ first but that's probably because it was my main board for a long time

>>925654
>implying that being rejected by fat lonely and bitchy women is in any way a 'good' thing

>>925670
I mean, do you seriously want anything to do with this?

>>925681
yeah but that's gonna lead to a horrible mismatch problem. There's gonna be a bunch of women in their 30s that want /g/, and a bunch of asians, lolis, and assorted 2d waifus that are what /g/ actually wants. it wont be pretty

/co/ is too high up. Unless hipster with beards is your thing.

>>925687
But then the generals happened

Fuck /co/

Haha

>She actually thinks 90% of fit aren't /v/ level neckbeards with overdeveloped quads due to squatting 3x a week
>She actually thinks the 2-4 legitimately in-shape guys on /fit/ are straight

>>925698

It's the fatties and uggos that tend to have the unrealistic standards, so getting rejected by them just signifies that you aren't a 6'5'' body builder with a $100k salary

>>925680
God I hate the emoticon shit. I can't count the times I've seen a cute guy camwhoring but all his posts just looked plain retarded.

I just want to point out that r9k made the list..

9 out of 44 other boards isn't bad guys...

/fit/ and /fa/ are 1 & 2.

What shallow whores. There's a reason why women are all Bitches & Whores.

Also, /a/ is 4th. /a/ doesn't want to be 4th. They don't 3DPD.

I ask for contact info, as long as you aren't fucking retarded and annoying I don't see why it should bother anyone. It keeps people from shitting up a thread.

wait where's /x/?

>>925551
to be fair /co/ is one of the least retarded and nicest boards, so third as the good friend who is the back up plan for marriage when she hits 35.

>>925712
There are only two or three generals and you can just ignore them. And I've been in worse generals on /v/ too, I still rank /co/ decently. I just consider the generals to be a couple retarded dudes in a corner that everyone pretends don't exist.

/co/ is pretty woman hating. Make a thread asking for strong female characters, I dare you. They'll hate you for it cause they hate strong females.

>>925779
Last time I was there was:

Homestuck General
Transformers General
My Little Pony General
Batman
Spiderman is black omg
and then I forget, but I swear there was at least a few more generals,,,, Wakfu General?

/fit/ /fa/ /mu/ /lit/ are the only boards with a few socially adjusted people. sure they have lots of hipsters but then again most hipster hate comes from neckbeard infested internet forums

those boards are for hobbies that are well regarded in popular society and high society, whereas noone irl gives 2 shits about your 2000 anime book collection, or how you beat halo in 3 hours.

in conclusions, stay autistic you robots

/jp/ is above boards besides /b/ and /r9k/, their post is invalid

>>925798
/co/ has a longstanding rivalry with some particular places frequented by female comics readers; you're not going to do well anywhere on 4chan if you go in sounding like a feminist at all, but /co/ is at least a bit more chill about the existence of women than a lot of boards. I've never had anyone jumping down my throat about being a woman or anything, even if they do have plenty of sexism shitstorms I still felt a bit more comfortable there.

Where's /po/?

>>925812
Ponies
Homostuck
Transformers
Sometimes Wakfu
Whenever new Legend of Korra Stuff comes out it shitstorms into a general, and will become a general when/if it comes out.
No one cares that Spiderman is black anymore because the comic is so good.
Batman is /co/ related and really popular why wouldn't there be threads about him?

that list is fairly retarded and probably not made by a female - however, /r9k/ being at the bottom is completely accurate. Honestly, I don't know why women even frequent this board unless they have serious mental issues.

/co/ near top seems accurate, they always seem surprisingly nice when I visit even though I don't know jack shit about comics. I'm not convinced /ft/ would be at the top. Honestly a /fit/ board on a site like 4chan seems like it would be a freak magnet. /mu/ should be a bit higher - people there are pretentious, but so are all other 4channers and they at least have a shared interest with many fems

/v/ near bottom is also accurate, and /k/ not even scoring is accurate too. I don't know about /fa/. I would have assumed the board would be filled with gays?

>>925844
I'd say /tg/, but then I remember that /tg/'s been shitty for a while

too much WH40K

>>925852
I'm just mad there aren't more Archer and Adventure Time threads

>>>/cm/
>>>/y/
>>>/soc/
>>>/jp/
>>>/a/
>implying these should be AFTER boards of taste like:
>>>/fa/
>>>/mu/
>>>/v/

>>925825

yeah, I'm surprised /lit/ is not on there. People there seem intelligent and well adjusted (relatively speaking) and have an interest that appeals more readily to women

>>925844
To be fair most of those women are fucking dumbasses (not even trying to be misogynistic).
For example they got up in arms at a character who would be the equivalent of a Barney Stinson (except more of a douche and less successful at getting women) saying "dibs" when he saw Wonder Woman.

>>925854
Every woman wants a fashionable homosexual

Also I am disappointed /sp/ was overlooked

>>925874
its not an official list, its just a post.

>>925874
this.

Keep in mind that /fit/ is still gayer than /cm/ and /y/ combined.

>>925879
True, there was also that time where one site kept shitting on DC for sucking at portraying women but refused to comment on Marvel's zero books starring women (as opposed to Dc's like 8 or something)

>>925879
I think there's an interesting dialogue between the crazy feminist comic sites and /co/, they're both too extreme but at least they have that counterpart.

>>925918
and /fa/ is gayest of them all

>>925936
I think it's funny that the feminists refuse to accept they're extremists/crazy but /co/ generally accepts that their embittered woman haters.

Of course /fa/ and /fit/ would be at the top.
They for the most part take care of themselves and dress nice. Women like that.

I'm not sure why /r9k/ is even on that list.
This place is full of pathetic males who hate women (or at least pretend to).

Boards that should have been in that list.
/fa/
/fit/ - excluding bodybuilders
/ck/
/sci/
/int/ - excluding the racists
/diy/
/v/
/mu/ - excluding metalheads
/trv/

>>926028
*they're
fuck

/fa/ - assuming not all gay
/lit/ - pretentious but fem-friendly interest, normalish / smart
/mu/ - pretentious but fem-friendly interest, normalish
/co/ - unusually friendly IMO
/b/ - lots of dumbass kids, which should mean they get girls
/adv/ - seemed normalish and social when I looked at it
/soc/ - like above but more awkward and desperate
/fit/ - theoretically good but insecurity out the ass
/a/ - awkward freaks
/v/ - more obnoxious awkward freaks
/tv/ would be near top but filled with pedos nowadays
/jp/ - seriously damaged shutins and freaks
/k/ - may eventually shoot females who display interest
/r9k/ - "why won't women love me also I wanted to skin this cunt the other day who laughed with her friend and was probably laughing at me"

I did not rate minor boards or specialty interest boards due to lack of knowledge, but I assume many of them could be near the top just because they have normal people with an actual interest who aren't necessarily attracted to 4chan's "asshole of the internet" thing as much

>>926036

>/diy/

Fuckyeah.tiff

>>925767
Probably eating human flesh.

>>926080

watching people scream and yell in the dark and nothing while they claim to welcome ghosts on tv*

No mention of /ck/?

I'd pick a girlfriend from /ck/, mmmm delicious women who can make delicious food

Sorry, but even considering dating someone from /a/ or /jp/ immediately invalidates your opinion. On anything.

/cgl/ is the worst board in the world. It's like they decided to concentrate all the bitchesandwhoreness into one forsaken place

>>926106
Dudes on /ck/ would be perceived to be fatasses IMO.

cgl

yep , fucking attention whores the likes of them

also no /tv/ on that list wut

jokes on them if they're gonna limit themselves to guys to single certain interests ,

multi board true god race here , 15+ boards , daily browsing.

>>926062
I'll never understand how a board for a normal interest like films & television turned into /tv/

>>926072
A man who can build things and knows how to work with his hands is sexy.

>>926106
I put /ck/ on my list. Men who can cook are god tier.

Also want to add /lit/ to the list and maybe /an/.

>>926141
Because cosplayers.

>>926181
It was on 4chan.

>>926141
>Go there for the first time just now
>THis is the first thread I see >>>/cgl/5297845

lol

You know, you can really trust that this is coming from /cgl/, or a girl at all.

But a personal point, nonetheless.

>Believeing that most of the people who browse /fit/ are actually fit

>Implying /fa/ isn't full of homosexuals

>>925680
Really? I got someone's contact info in a post your pic thread because we both put my home state down and she thought I was cute. Bitch was crazy though.

/o/ here

Is this bitch good? <insert CL ad>

>>925770
>good friend who is the back up plan for marriage when she hits 35
That's such a horrible sentiment though. Why does she NEED to get married? Most women believe this crap too. It's horrifying. Actually, why do they think they deserve to get married anyhow?

>>926315
>Women
>Not crazy, illogical, fairly sadistic, self centered fuckers
Pick one.

>>926315
>Actually, why do they think they deserve to get married anyhow?
Women are raised to believe that they deserve the best no matter how shitty they are.

>>926379
>married
>the best
Pick one. It's like you really believe women are these predators out to snatch the poor, nice robots away and marry them in their dark, dank caverns after they've been sleeping around for several years.

/fit/ and /fa/ are closest to normal adjusted and good looking people in context of 4chan

/v/ and /r9k/ are closest to losers you'd want to avoid in real life at all costs

List seams accurate to me

...I dunno about that. Here's mine.
>/sci/
>/lit/
>/ic/
>/r9k/, /g/
>/co/, /ck/
>/tg/
>
>
>
>
>/a/, /fit/, /b/, yeah.
Then again I've been accused of liking "weird guys," and I quote.

>>926315
Women are raised to believe that getting married and having a fuckton of kids is their only purpose in life. It's sad, really.

>>926315
Most people believe they need to get married, it's just one of the stages of life in our society. I still don't really understand how my parents managed to raise me not to think that, though I figure I might still get married some day as long as I find a decent person and it doesn't interfere with what I want to do with the rest of my life. My parents' marriage is very nice, but they didn't even meet until they were past 30 so I figure I've got time.

/co/ and /fit/ are the superior boards.

/r9k/ can hold my purse and sniff it when I'm not looking.

>>926418
>It's like you really believe women are these predators out to snatch the [nice guys] away [from their friends] and marry them after they've been sleeping around for several years.

FTFY

>>926475
It's still equally absurd.

>>926455
>mfw I was raised never to trust or get close to anyone, let alone bear children
>mfw no face

>no /sp/
haha shows you stupid joc-
>no sci
How the fuck are a bunch of sweaty, fat, waifu-loving bastards better than people who actially know what the fuck they are doing with their lives.

/cgl/ here,
The main point is that you're last. On everyone's list. I'd take a /d/eviant with a bowtie slapped on him/her out to dinner over you awkward, bitter, judgmental omega fucks. You can't even get fat women with smegma issues who don't shave. Now, wallow in your loneliness forever.

For me it'd be:
1. /pol/
2. /sp/
3. /g/
4. /sci/
5. /mu/
...
9000. /r9k/

/soc/, /fit/ and /fa/ aren't on the list because they are annoying and gay attention whores. Take it from a former female fit-tripfag.

> my visage when /tg/ is not mentioned upon yon list

Picture, if you will, creativity, stability, passion, intelligence and imagination, all rolled up into the form of a mildly overweight individual in an AC/DC shirt. Then imagine your limbs entwined with his. That is what /tg/ can offer you.

We may have some troubles with elf slaves, though.

>/v/
>above /r9k/

/cgl/ is shitty fucking board anyway. Fucking /soc/ above us and /v/? My ass.

>>926584
/cgl/ is the female version of what you see /r9k/ as

/fit/ reporting in

U mad? U mirin?

>>926591
sad cunt

Well I'm not really surprised given /cgl/, that place is fucked up. I don't think anyone would really choose a gf from there anyway.

>>925530

I frequnt both /fit/ and /r9k/. What now?

>>926299
Fucking finally, I thought I'd never see someone else from /o/.

Since we didn't make the list, disregard women and acquire Miatas.

No love for /n/? I am disappoint.

>>926657
that's not possible because females on here need to think that every guy on /r9k/ is fat and ugly to protect their egos from all the criticism about women on here. like when a guy rejects a woman and she calls him gay.

> posting on /v/ since its inception
> posting on rpgcodex since 2002, neckbeardiest place on earth and my homebase
> posting on /r9k/ since its inception
> third year in medschool, planning on becoming a dentist
> pic related it's my current girlfriend
> currently posting from viena, 1000 kms away from home, on a trip for new years eve
> everything is wonderful and I'm perfectly okay even though I troll and rant on the interwebs

Usually the calm and normal-wannabe faggots on the Internet are also the biggest losers. They honestly believe that this is a place filled with friends and chicks will hit on them if they white knight them.
I also laugh at the notion that certain nerdoms like the sport and music ones are better for girls. Yes, I play video games a lot but at least I don't listen to prog-hard-bullshit-core or think that Tao Lin is an amazing writer. If anything, it's those hobbies that you'd rather keep normal. My favorite band is Morcheeba and my favorite book is A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

That bitch is weird. Here's a less gay list.

1. /mu/
2. /lit/
3. /sci/
4. /wg/
5. /g/
6. /3/
7. /int/
8. /n/
9. /tg/
10. /r9k/
...
9,000. /soc/
9,000. /b/

>>926709
MORE OF THAT GIRL :O

>/soc/
>above /v/ and /r9k/

I can understand why they wouldn't want /v/. They're unapologetic assholes who call shit like it is. And /r9k/ would be very clingy and at times paranoid or jealous.

Still, putting a bunch of hopeless losers who like to pretend they aren't above that?

The females on 4chan are the bottom of the barrel of the female species. They are often insane, overweight and attentionwhorish.

While a lot of us came here because we just wanted a good community and enjoyment with our hobbies, they came here with the flood of idiots because its popular here. As a /v/irgin I wouldnt touch this casual trash with my penis. Its simply not worth the effort.

oh but it doesnt matter what I think or do I? Thats they will continue to ride their high horse because they know they have thousands of idiots drooling over them. Thanks guys.

>>925854
I frequent this place because I love to laugh at you pathetic, disgusting fucks, male and female alike. It's like an intravenous injection of catharsis. Thank you.

0. [spoilers] d [/spoilers]
1. ck
2. DIY
3. wg
4. r
5. trv
6. lit
7. cgl
8. fit
9. r9k

Here's the actual thread

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/cgl/31217

Posting some of the /cgl/ girls, most are tripfags.

>>925597
im pointing this post out because i laughed and no one gave it attention

Some azusa cosplay by a lovely mexican girl.

Idolm@ster tomboy

1st /b/
2nd /s/
3rd /d/
4th /k/
5th /g/
6th /pol/
7th /ic/
8th /i/
9th /x/

this is my list :x

I can't wait for the anime.

>>926591
>accuses /fit/ of attention whoring
>open former fit female tripfag
>implying you werent the board slut and we still didnt give two shits about you

you mad? you jelly? you definitely mirin.

>>926657
are you me bloxx?

Here's more....


mootbl

The list actually makes sense, lemme explain

1. /fit/ Girls like men with nice bodies and confidence, that will never change
2. /fa/ Women love fashion, specially women who make their own costumes like /cgl/
3. /co/ Some girls from /cgl/ like comics, but the main reason they placed so high was because they're usually nice guys who don't hate all women
4. /a/ Most of /cgl/ is already dating anime fans, the only reason /a/ didn't place higher was because of their social issues
5. /mu/ Everybody loves music and people who appreciate music
6. /jp/ Girls who enjoy extreme otaku stuff would like the guys from /jp/, some girls from /cgl/ already date guys who go to /jp/
7. /soc/ Girls love being social, cosplay is a social hobby and there's some loving for camwhoring(not usually the sexual one) too
8. /v/ Too immature and annoying
9. /r9k/ Misogynists freaks

>>925530

>First two choices are populated by gay men of different types

Hilarous.

>>927184
1. Bunch of dicks
2. Bunch of gays
3. Actually I like comics myself so fuck off
4. Bunch of fat neckbeards who fap to 2D
5. Bunch of shitty taste in music
6. Bunch of fat neckbeards who want to be asian
7. Bunch of camwhores and dicks
8. Bunch of fat neckbeards who don't even talk about vidya
9. Bunch of sadness, depression, and the occasional funny greentext

>>927200
you just reworded what >>927184 said you dumb cunt
you must be a woman

>>927209
>the point
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>your head
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHOOHOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOH

Is anybody surprised we're last? Seriously?

/jp/ is more socially maligned than the last 3 put together, with certainly the worst possible example of what an otaku can be.

Last place, at least we're special

Well I post on /co/ and /a/ more than /r9k/ anyway.

I'm kind of surprised /r9k/ even got 9th. I mean, i'd put most of the smaller boards like /lit/ and /adv/ above /r9k/.

>>927228
I'm surprised we're on the list at all.

>>927269
It was just to show /r9k/ was last.

I leave /cgl/ to another board and its here too? God damn it /r9k/ I expected more from you when you came back.

>any board on 4chan being an option
No offense, but you are all terrible people and I would be happy to never meet any of you in my life.

>/cgl/

ugh eww /v/ here, I wouldnt want to date anyone from that horrid board. /cgl/ is faggots and pudgy 17 year old girls.

>>927347
When you meet /cgl/ in person, it defines the word jailbait.

>>927298
Whoever made that list was a god tier troll.

>>927374
Well, when it comes to a list like that, /fit/ and /fa/ are always tied, and the rest don't much matter to the jailbait girls. So anyone who makes a list is a troll, its just obvious if /fit/ or /fa/ aren't 1 or 2.

Why is /jp/ even on the list? They wouldn't take a blowjob if you cornered them and pulled their pants down. For realz.

/fit/ & /fa/ top tier

Ewwww /fit/ and /fa/<----the most arrogant douchebags of 4chan.
Even /b/tards are a better choice than them!

Do.Not.Want.

December 31, 2011

The day /r9k/ invaded /cgl/ to find love

>>927402
> arrogant douchebags
No wonder women want them.

>>927402
I used to be a /fit/izen, fuck /fit/. It's nothing but faggots, attention whores, kids, and keyboard warriors. I'd say /fit/ is like the least alpha board on here.

>>927402
just cause the good looking guys at school wont look at your ugly fatass doesnt make them arrogant

>>927426
I don't. They're a bunch of potato heads.

>>927435
congratulations you've just described all of 4chan

>>927442
/fit/fag detected.

Also,
>implying faggots from /fit/ attend her school
>presuming she goes to school

Fucking retarded /fit/fags

>>927442
Lol. Nice try dude but I'm underweight.

>butthurt /fit/ard detected.

>>927482
skinnyfat is still bad

/jp/ here

u mad /jp/ gets all the bitches

>>927512
Do you smoke, drink or do drugs? If so shut up.

>>927470
you must be 12
>>927482
lying won't help your cause, hitting a treadmill might

Hey, at least we're ON the list. There are a lot of boards here.

mfw I'm as much a /mu/tant as an arcanine

>>927482
>>927470
Butthurt samefag whore detected.

/fit/ here. u jelly? I know your'e miring my aesthetics. Come on cowboy, hit me with your best shot. I'm a thousand times better than you fags will ever be. And yet you try to bring me down because somehow focus, determination and hard work are bad qualities in your eyes.
Stay classy fatties

>>927531
Isn't /fit/ gay? So why in a thread about the preferences of wimmenz?

>>927562
>all that analdevestation
Lol bro, calm down. Maybe take it easy on the steroids.

>>>/v/122930437
;_;

/fit/izen here.

If I ever saw you pencilnecks in real life, I'd knock your fucking blocks off.

/v/ is mostly college aged white kids who are too smart for their own good and fucking hate everybody around them.

If you pay attention to those personality test threads, /v/ over-represents INTJ and INFJ in a standard population by like 30 fold.

It's easier to call ourselves lonely neckbeard virgins who are socially awkward instead of facing the fact that we have friends and fucking hate them for being average.

/fit/fag here

Y'all mad? Y'ALL JELLY?

We don't even want your fat bitches. Pz.

lol y u mad tho /r9k/?

>>927571
Come on thats the best you can do? Way to be a faggot. I aint even mad. We dont usually listen to ambulocetus' on /fit/. It's fascinating though, its like watching a dying animal trying to fight back even though he knows he's dead. You guys are so fucking insecure the only way you rationalize it is by talking trash about others. Way to stay positive neckbeards. You know you want what I have - the confidence, the body. Your just afraid. So whats a matter pussy?

Come at me bro
We'll make a man out of you

>>927591
Damn niggah, go pump some weights.
didn't read lol

just dropping by from /fit/ to congratulate r9k

Just get toned up for summer /r9k/

>>927562
What made you assume I don't exercise?
Hey just because I don't feel the need to validate my appearance by posting pictures of my work-out progress on the internet, doesn't mean I don't take care of myself.
You're just mad because I am not into attention-whores. In that case, sorry for hurting your fragile ego.

>>927622
>spot reduction
>machines
>no tuna

DIS NIGGA

Here guys, time to move up on the list

>>927586
Most /v/irgins make up the majority of darkly humorous people you know as well.

You have to be survive on that board.

>>927656
To be to survive*

soz

>>927642
The real reason to avoid too much tuna is selenium poisoning. It's hard to beat milk, chicken and soy for quality protein.

>>927627
Stay mad fatty

>>927435
>implying /fit/ did not reject you

>>927622
This diet advice is really poorly done. Especially for muscle building or weight loss in terms of fat.

>A majority of the weight lost on that diet will be muscle.

a few things taht should be changed.
>Protein should be 1 gram protein per Kg LBM. Thus protein intake will differ for everyone. If you exercise and don't maintain protein intake, you will 'burn' muscle. Actually the body breaks down muscle when you drop your calorie intake below your BMR because muscle consumes energy and thus by reducing muscle mass your body will require less energy in terms of calories.
>Avoid protein sources with high saturated fat.Good sources include, Chicken breast, Turkey breast, low fat cut steaks, most fish (that good polyunsat fats), pork tenderloin, Lean or extra lean ground meat, Quinoa (a very very good source of complete protein that is a grain. Has more protein then carbs).
>NO fruit drinks. One cup of fruit drinks has as much sugar and 1 cup of pop.

>>927706

>Reduce grain intake (cut down on the rice, bread, tortilla's, let's also add starchy veggies such as potatoes.)
>Steelcut Oats (Porridge) should be a staple, what the pioneers used to eat. Takes 30 minutes to cook but you can make a batch and it lasts for a week. Just pop it in the microwave with a bit of milk and butter (you need fats to help you digest this type grain).
>NO OATMEAL (this is processed and not as healthy as the steelcut stuff).
>Replace your grain intake with more servings of veggies and fruits. I suggest broccoli, mushrooms, sweet potatoes are a very good source of carbs and the form of energy storage is not as starchy.
>try to cut down on the butter, margerine, dips, etc and even oil. Oil is good for you but calorie dense. BUT DO NOT REMOVE ALL FATS.
>milk is good if you can stomach it. So is cottage cheese. Cheese not so much
>Allow yourself 1 small junk food for the first little while of your diet.

>takes 1 year to change your diet permanently. Brain has to process the change in Leptin

>>927706
>>927710
they're both troll advice guides cause fits gets pissed off every year when people decide to lose weight for 2 weeks after jan 1

Want to know why we are 9th? It's because we're romantics, robots. We love love, and we love to be loved, and we love loving others. We secretly listen to romance songs while we're alone, fantasizing about being with the one we truly want to be with.

These girls robots, they are young, they don't know what love is, they don't know what ROMANCE is! Older woman though, they know, and they appreciate that sort of thing. Give it time robots, when she's in her mid-30's and tired of being trampled on by every man out there, she'll start saying how she wants a romantic man, a man that'll treat her right, she'll want you robot, YOU!

>>927710
Last things
>Eggs are okay for you. Good soruce of protein, yes the cholesterol is far too high in every egg. The ill effects will be seen much later in life.
>but i still recommend eating them. If you remove the yolk you lose 2/3 of the protein int he egg.
>The fats are good.
>the cholesterol not so much. But you need to eat the yolk with the white portion of the egg.
>The albumin in the egg does a good job of binding the cholesterol making it hard for cholesterol to freely move across the intestinal cell wall.
>All fish has mercury, mercury eventually caps @ a max concentration in the body which is below the toxic threshold. If you have renal impairment then you must watch your mercury intake.
>mercury is not actually poisonous to the body. It just isn't used by the body. But @ high concentrations mercury deposits in fat (your brain) and can cause symptoms. Mercury is cleared by the kidneys

>>927654
>Budget cuts of beef have less fat than premium
>Avoid egg yolks

..what.

Whoever wrote this really should've consulted a dietician.

>>927737
That first one's true enough.

>>927683
You have just validated my point with your quite intelligent response.

>>927737
refer to >>927724
but budget cuts of beef actually are better for you, less marbling = less fat content

>>927749
Yeah, but they taste like crap, though.

Can't you just use George Foreman's Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine?

>>927730
>yes the cholesterol is far too high in every egg. The ill effects will be seen much later in life.

No they won't. Eggs cause heart disease like vaccines cause autism. All the shit about eggs causing an increase in blood cholesterol was poorly done research which has been debunked numerous times.

/fit/izen signing in. U JELLY ASS BURGERS

>>927749
I'm not going to argue which is better for you, but, from having worked for 2 years in a butcher's, I can guarantee that the budget cuts have more fat in them than premium. It's why it's budget in the first place.

Unless you're in America and have some backward system where the lean meat is budget because fat is more highly prized over there, which wouldn't surprise me in the least.

I think /fit/ is ok for finding resources on bodybuilding but the rest of the content is terrible, and that's basically everything that is not the sticky

>2011, New Years Eve
>people still believeing people on /fit/ are fit
>people still believing people on /sci/ know SHIT about anything even remotely university level
>people still believing /v/ aren't full of casual normalfags, such as /r9k/

>>927706
>>927710
>>927730
you seem to be very knowledgeable of your nutrition and can see past the bullshit diet advice, but you've not said one word of how awful the workouts are given.

Nutrition is just one part of fitness, I hope you put in as much time researching workouts & exercises as you did nutritional data.

>>927787
leaner=better? in general?
go kill yourself. or learn something about good food you moron.

>>927787
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef
>USDA grading
>Number three - Select
>"U.S. Select - lowest grade commonly sold at retail, acceptable quality, but is less juicy and tender due to leanness.

I'm almost kinda glad i live in this fat shithole where leaner cuts are cheaper

lol those tone up pictures are /fit/ trolls for all the NYR fags that go there.

Also you jelly and mirin r9gay?

>>927789
> normalfags on /r9k/ and /v/
What the fuck are you smoking? U jelly of glorious /fit/?

>>browse /cgl/
>>not sure which are traps
>>abort

>>927850
You guys use meme's like it's 2007, you really sound terrible in your posts and make me not go there even though I work out

>>927870
> I work out
Half the population "works out". It's the 5% that actually train that does something

>>927910
Probably achieved more than 90% of /fit/

I'm detecting a lot of jealous rage in this sector.

>>927622
>>927654
These are troll guides, ignore them.
I can put up with people hassling /fit/, but it makes me sad when people knowingly spread misinformation like this around.

>>926709
Who are you on RPGCodex?

>>928011
They're appropriate on /fit/, though. Step one is RTFSticky, and doing so immediately debunks them.

>>928011
>>928011

Troll Post. Those guides are incredibly effective and specifically tailored to cutting in the different seasons.

>>928054
Troll post. 'nuff said.

I'm from /a/ and we wouldn't be caught dead with /r9k/ though that is a bunch of shit. /g/ is the only true love of /a/... fuck /v/ and fuck /sp/, you will NOT stand in between /a/ and /g/!

1 /jp/
2 /y/
3 /cm/

9000 /a/
9001 /u/

>>928072
Ok here is the truth of the matter:

/v/ wants /a/ but they turned into an asshole
/sp/ is tsundere for /a/
/a/ and /g/ are the one true pairing.
/co/ and /ck/ make such a cute couple.
/cgl/ is secretly in love with /r9k/
/fit/ stalks /sp/
/tv/ hides their love for >>>/fk/
/jp/ is Tsundere for /c/

>>928110
>/jp/ is Tsundere for /c/
Don't bullshit me, we're tsundere for Mugen.

If I had to pick a girlfriend from the chans, my only two choices would be...

1. /prog/
2. Maybe /g/.

Nothing else. >Implying girls on either of those boards, especially /prague/.

>>928110
err >>>/fk/ is /tv/'s dirty little secret.

>>928114
Ok, I don't go on /jp/ much... you guys are neckbeards to neckbeards as neckbeards are to normalfags.

>>928068

Troll Post. The summer one got me ripped last year.

>>925530

>/fk

Holy shit, I'm in the hip part of 4chan!

>>928138
>Holy shit, I'm in the hip part of 4chan!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Go back to YouTube, son. We don't like memes that much.

Let's just face It, /fit/ will always be the most superior board, comon, you guys spend most of your time painting warhammer and mylittleponies, wtf, atleast we do something productive.

stay mad

>>927435
Too bad the rest of them is 4chan too.

>>925530
>>925530
so,

sexy/alpha
well put together
fun
funny
interesting
weird interesting
average
nerdy
beta

sounds about right, /fit/ + /fa/, bros for life

>implying /r9k/ isn't the guy in the opening scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwKPGUIVME

Is this thread a joke? Please someone tell me this is a troll. Do any of you have any idea how fucking stupid this is?
I'm actually baffled.
If you guys actually think this list matters then you really are behaving like the stereotypical neckbeards that people assume most 4chan users are...

>>928487
everyone's serious on 4chan all day every day
this post is 100% srs

>>928459
bitches and whores

>and infoado

Why exactly /a/ placed 4th? Makes no sense.