how can you read on the internet if you are a phantom limp

Does it feel weird wearing protheses whilst still 'feeling' your lost limbs?

>>9085819
Uh, I read like any normal person? Granted, I'm missing an eye too, but it doesn't really matter.

Build yourself a mechanical arm and become a real robot.

>>9085834
I've only worn a artificial limb once.

It feels weird, almost like I have a second hand.

>>9085847
As fun as that sounds, it feels weird wearing an artificial limb, so I probably won't ever wear one.

DO WHAT YOU WANT, 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

>>9085883
I'm missing my arm, not my leg. Lol.

>>9085857

If you lost a hand then typing should be quite the chore. Do you spend a lot of time online?

>>9085883
AYE LOL'D

I read that people who experience "phantom limbs" feel it in multiple places, one of them being on their faces. Is this true?

>>9085893
Yes, I spend almost all day online.

Typing is pretty hard, but I'm used to it.

I bet Mike Tyson could beat you in a boxing match.

>>9085914
You're asking if I can feel my face with my phantom limb?

Sort of, I can "feel" my skin, and some types of cloth.

>>9085927
Bet he could too, considering I'm rather weak.

>one hand
>missing an eye

What the fuck happened to you?

For the love of god, watch this:
http://www.ted.com/talks/vilayanur_ramachandran_on_your_mind.html

It's TED so you know it's better than youtube, this guy has done some supposedly amazing research with phantom limbs. Hope this helped.

>>9085903
BA-(miss)-TSSSS

>>9085957
Car crash, when I was 4. Trapped in a burning car with a shard of glass in my eye and my arm trapped under the seat.

Half of my body is burned. Shit sucks.
>>9085971
Will do, thanks.

>>9085957
Bear rape.

>>9085996
Sorry, it's a bit long winded but worth a watch, even if you just skip ahead.

>>9086020
I have time.

Do that one thing House did with the mirrors to cure that dude with the phantom limb.

>>9086041
I don't watch House, what did he do?

How did you lose your arm and eye? Do you get paid much because of it?

>>9086055
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_box
It was invented by Ramachandran, the guy from the video the other anon posted.

>>9086067
I said it was a car crash when I was 4.

Yeah, my mom sued the drunk asses who rammed us.

>>9085996
Fuck cars. So incredibly lethal. I'm staying out of them every opportunity I can.

How can you afford to be bored when you're missing limb? Terry Fox ran a marathon when he had cancer, you should realize life is precious and you're still on 4chan. You disgust me.

>>9086082
It sounds interesting. I might look into it if I ever want my limb cured.

>>9086106
I'm a shut-in because of my body being half burned. I don't want to go out in public looking like I got trapped in a burning building.

>>9086083
Sorry, only read that after I posted.

Do you get any welfare?

>>9086127
Yes, I get welfare.

>>9086120
Oh yeah, the shy factor. Hopefully you can get over it one day.

If you could ever get a fully-functional cybernetic arm, would you?

>>9086185
Hopefully. I just don' want to be laughed at, I guess.

>>9086188
Maybe. Wearing a fake arm feels weird, but I might.

Uh, anymore questions?

>>9086025
Go u.

>>9086298
Thanks, heh.

Have you ever found a girl/guy who was into you just because you're an amputee?

>>9086359
Yes, ironically he was a Gurochanner and told me I was hot because of my burns and missing limb and missing eye.

>>9086393
Ouch. Did you find that exceedingly disturbing?

>>9086428
I found it interesting. Not disturbing, I'm a 4channer, and a Gurochanner, and find male amputees cute, but I was not keen to having sex with him.

Did you lose your left or right limb/eye? Were you dominate in that limb before the accident? If so, how did you cope?

Since you are a shut in, what did you do for schooling when you were growing up?

>>9086542
Right eye, left limb.

My dominate hand is my right one, no trouble. However, loosing my right eye was pretty bad.

I've never really coped with loosing that eye, It's really weird not being able to see anything, even when you open the gaping hole that was your eye...

>>9086558
I went to school for a couple years, until kids started to bully me about my burnt skin.

Homeschooled after that.

>>9085927
I love you guys. You're always there to make me laugh.

>>9086577
So you don't wear an eyepatch?

Don't you have a glass eye or something of that sort? They generally don't let people have large gaping holes, risk of infection/getting shit stuck in it.

>>9086716
No reason to, I don't leave the house.

If I do end up leaving the hose for some reason, I wear a medical bandage over the hole.

>>9086735
No, just some sort of bandage thing.

>>9086577
What does that hole look like? Like, what can you see in it? Do you open it or touch it or anything, or just leave it the fuck alone and not think about it? I sound like a sick fuck lul.
And, gurochan? Doesn't gore bother you, for obvious reasons?

>>9086755
Looks like a reddish hole, not anything very special.

I don't touch it, it stings.

And no, gore doesn't bother me, at all, really, I can look at normal gore and not feel anything, and guro actually turns me on, as long as there's emotion.

Anymore questions, guys?

post pics please

>>9087139
I'm too uncomfortable with my burns to take pictures of myself.

Dat kitty is so sweet <:3

Can you tickle it with your phantom limb, OP?

>>9087161
I'll only be sympathetic. Please post pics

>>9087225
I probably could, though the animal wouldn't feel anything.
>>9087226
I'm sorry, I'm really uncomfortable about my burns...

Are there any perks to having one limb? I mean, it can't be all bad.

My BF growing up was also srsly burned in a house fire, OP. His right hand was like a boxing glove, and his left was like a claw.

Still, he was my buddy and we played football (soccer) together.

Wish I could be that non-judgmental again..

>>9087304
Uh, you get called "cool" and have kids gawking at you.

You can also slap people with your phantom limb and not actually slap them...

>>9087321
I'm glad your friend was okay, and still able to play soccer.

My depth perception is fucked, so I can't play sports.

Why don't you use speech to text instead of typing? The windows 7 one is pretty good.

>>9085847

>wasp killer

>>9087352
I don't have Windows 7.

And because I like to type for myself.

God slap me, even dismembered toasted faggots get more love than I do.

>>9087386
That was kinda rude...

But it made me laugh.

Have you tried the mirror thing?

>>9087415
Nope. I don't have any mirrors in my basement.

OH YEAH

FGSFDS

>>9087403
Let me just tell you, from what I see everyday at work, you are very lucky to be you.
I spent half of yesterday cleaning out the lungs of a girl with the head the size and shape and texture of a watermelon. This blob of a girl was blind and deaf and barely conscious. While I did not feel sorry for it, I couldn't bear to look at its parents whose suffering I am only prolonging.
My point is that life can always be worse, so count your blessings, mister burnt toast man on man man.

Explain more about the ocular socket, if you please, OP.

Do you have functioning eyelids? What is the inside made of - is it skin, or a mucous membrane like your lips etc?

Does it look 'flat' or 'hollow' when you close your eyelids?

Do you have binocular vision when you dream?

I've heard about people that have lost eyes that replace them with cameras. In fact, depending on how much money you have, there is an interesting market for body augmentations out there.

>>9087339

He was lucky enough to have all his limbs intact, OP, but he was a cool dude, he had swagger/confidence, time on the ball.

herr man deurr

>>9087484
Yes, a functioning eyelid, I still unconsciously blink with it.

It's flat when I close my eyes.

I don't touch my eye, it stings, horribly.

When I dream, I can "see" out of that eye.
>>9087498
Awesome.

>>9087560

That's incredibly interesting that you dream binocularly, though you lost the eye before you would properly be able to 'remember' what true binocular vision is, or was, rather.

Do you have to clean the socket, or does it clean itself?

Have you grown to adapt to monocular vision and to gain a rudimentary depth perception, based upon size? That is to say, if a pair of headphones look a certain size, you judge them to be a certain distance away, and this ability has become fairly well pronounced - ie, enough to get by with?

>>9087560
Have you ever thought about commiting suicide?
What keeps you alive?

>>9087596
I have to clean the socket. It stings, good god it stings.

No, I haven't grown to just having one eye. It's really hard to get used to it, and I constantly run into things that I judge are farther away then I thought.

>>9087613
Yes, I've thought about it.

What keeps me alive? The fact that I survived being in a burning car, and that I'm really fucking lucky.

>>9087639
Do you have a glass eye?

>>9087639

God, I feel for you, man. I've had operations on my eye in the past... I can't imagine how much it stings if the fucking thing isn't there.

One last question about your eye [socket] - the optic nerve. I assume that's retracted and can't be 'seen'?

On second thoughts - an actual last one - if you shine a bright light into the socket, can you 'see' anything?

>>9087659
Nope. I don't, kind of want one though. Hehe.

>>9087665
Yes, it can't be "seen".

And no, it's not blackness, but it's...nothing. It's like...hard to explain. It's not blackness, it's just nothing.

>>9087647
Is there something you strive for? Goals? What do you wish for yourself in life?
Have you got any interesting (I don't know if it's rude to call it interesting, but I'll do it anyways) stories where you were discriminated for what has happened to you?

can you post pics?

i'm not a pervert. but i'm curious as too see what you look like

>>9087685
You should try fucking with your optic nerve with a .3 v battery

>>9087685

No, you don't have to explain. I had a detached retina many years ago, and I know exactly what blindness is like.

It is truly.fucking.bizarre.

>>9087708
I want to be a doctor, actually. Haha.

Not really, I've had the odd number of people stare at me weird, gawk at me.

There was some little 4 year old that asked "can i touch your stump?' I let him. It was cute.

>>9087724
Tell me about it.
>>9087715
No, I'm too insecure about my burns and scars.
>>9087719
Wouldn't that hurt?

If you really have a phantom limb OP, you need to talk to VS Ramachandran.

Watch this:
http://www.ted.com/talks/vilayanur_ramachandran_on_your_mind.html

>>9087730
D'aw, that sure sounds cute :D
Any words of wisdoms you really want to spout on this board? Everyone has something, I want to hear yours.

>>9087748

I remember the most difficult thing to explain to people was that blindness isn't 'black'.

While colour is a somewhat meaningless concept to apply to it, it was definitely - for me, at any rate - nearer to something that might best be described as 'grey'.

Really, though, it's just... a void.

>>9087748
Probably abit, but remeber that all of our muscles and stuff are operated by electric impulses at a low voltage in our brain.

also, post pics of socket plox.

>>9087778
Exactly, it's nothing.
>>9087775
No matter how much you think your life sucks, there's always someone with a suckier life.

Best I got.
>>9087755
Yeah, I know. Someone linked it to me.

>>9087778
i heard it's kinda like when you close your eyes in the darkness and it's all blurry *colour-noise*

>>9087824

No. That sounds kaleidascopic, but it's not.

It's just... blank. Unless you've experienced it, there truly is no meaningful way to describe blindness.

>>9087815
Thanks, please don't think bad of me, but you made my day, I think you will understand this.
At this point I wish you all the best for everything you do, this might be last bit you read of me, we might never talk to each other again. Farewell dude, take care.

Have you been on any drugs? Have you tried drugs? I'm curious if it helps with the pain at all.

>>9087874
I'm glad I made your day.

Goodbye, it was nice talking to you, dude.

>>9087879
I've never tried drugs, and never considered it. I don't think highly about drugs at all.

Only thing close to drugs that I've done is caffeine, and it doesn't really help with the pain.

where the other people in the car badly injured too? and what about the other car?

>>9085805
Are you sure you are not trolling? How did you lose your arm?

>>9087959
Yes, my sister died.

The other car, I don't think anyone was BADLY hurt.
>>9087960
Not trolling.

I've answered the question 2 times. A car crash.

>>9085805

Are you that one bitch from /x/ a few weeks back?

If you have one eye - do you wear an eyepatch in public? I think it's one of the most awesome things you can do to turn your defect into an effect.

I would like to see your picture.

>>9087974
No, I mainly go on /b/, /c/ and /a/.

And hang around GUROchan.

>>9087989
I don't go in public, when i do, i wear a medical bandage over the socket.

No pictures. I'm insecure about my burns.

>>9087931
that's too bad. I know people give bad impressions, but it may help. You never know.

That leads me to another question: Where do you live? About 13 different states have medical marijuana and it helps a lot of people. No harm in looking into it.

are you a guy or girl

Have you seen those super cool robot arms that actually feel the touch? They are still experimenting but you can apply as a test subject.

Have you ever worn a hook? Have you ever fucked a girl? Are girls attracted to you? When people ask you what happened - do you tell honestly or make up some super cool, yet realistic story. Like "I was defending my family from robbers and they shot me in the eye. I lost my arm when I was hit by a meteorite"

>>9088013
I live in Maryland.

I don't know, maybe, but I have really bad lung/breathing problems, they were burned along with my body in the crash.

>>9087997

But the exact same thing happened to her! She got in a car crash when she was four and lost an arm and an eye. When she came on /x/ on the /x/philes fell in love with her. Are you sure you're not the same person?

>>9088016
Girl.
>>9088027
Sounds interesting, I might look into it.
>Have you ever worn a hook?
No, I can't, I'm missing my whole arm.
>Have you ever fucked a girl?
Once.
> Are girls attracted to you?
Some.
> When people ask you what happened - do you tell honestly or make up some super cool, yet realistic story. Like "I was defending my family from robbers and they shot me in the eye. I lost my arm when I was hit by a meteorite"
I usually tell the truth.

>>9088031
I'm...pretty sure. I may have posted on /x/ a couple times, but I don't remember it.

>>9087971
is she an amputee too? is she badly burnt? is she a shut in?

are you aware of how many guys here wouldn't care about your burns or lack of bodily parts and would love to date you?

>>9088092
My sister died...she's no longer living enough to become a shut-in.

>>9085805

Do what House did in that episode with the amputee and the mirrors.

>>9088100
Yeah, I know. I used to have a boyfriend, but he dumped me because I couldn't give him a handjob correctly...

>>9088076

You even type like her and have the same personality and everything. She made like, three threads about it though so at that point I started calling her an attentionwhore. But yeah, her story was exactly the same as yours, car accident when she was four, so she lost an eye and an arm and got phantom limb syndrome. She said she could sometimes feel cloth and shit, and she didn't like fake arms. Pretty much everything you've said.

>>9088147
Maybe it was me? I don't remember much, short term memory loss and all, who knows?

>>9088009
Common, scars are sexy. You can darken out your face if you are that conscious. Let the people see. Nobody will laugh at you

are your burns really that bad? can't you cover them with make up or something?

>>9088164
I'm sorry, I'm insecure...
>>9088167
They cover the whole right side of my body. I couldn't hide them if I tried.

OP PLEASE READ THESE:
http://singularityhub.com/2010/04/15/cant-miss-videos-of-the-argus-artificial-retina-in-action/
http://singularityhub.com/2010/04/12/pimp-your-artificial-limb-with-the-open-prosthetics-project/
There are more good threads on singularityhub regarding prosthetic that are touch sensitive. T hey are expensive but you can test them. The retina is cool too

>>9088060
Sorry, I thought - are guys attracted to you?? I didnt now ur a girl

>>9088212
Yes, some are.

>>9088220
PLEASE POST YOUR PICTURE. Just don't show your face it's really easy to take it out in paint.

I don't see how you could have problems living if you can get a sexual partner. I mean, most guys here are perfectly fine yet virgins with rage and want to kill themselves, but I think you are fine if you can get laid

Sup GURObro

i get migraines that partially blind me, its the scariest feeling there is.
if you lost your second eye (i even feel scared suggesting it) would you kill yourself? I know i would

>>9088255
I can get laid by people who like amputees. There's a reason I'm a shut in, because I don't want people to see my ugly mug.

>>9088191
but if you wear long pants and sleeves and put make up in your face you could go outside

Goddamn you're a girl. I'm happy you're suffering, you burnt cunt.

>>9088266
Nothing much, how's GURchan now a days?

I would probably kill myself, yes. I'm terrified of not being able to see.

Wanna know something cool? When I cry, I can still cry out of my missing socket. I still have a tear duct.

>>9088273
Umm...if you are ugly you don't get laid.

If you get laid, that means you aren't ugly, you are probably ok looking.

Post pic

>>9088292
THIS LOL
LOLBLOX

>>9088296
Not posting pic. I am insecure.

Another question - do you have dreams of the incident? How much did it hurt when you were burning in the car? How did you feel? Did you pass out?

>>9088307
then what are you doing here?
attentionwhoring?

>>9088307
POST A PIC WITHOUT FACE YOU FUCKING FAG!

>>9088311
I dream of the incident, yes.

It really hurt, if you can imagine pouring hot water on your arm, then multiple that all over the right side of your body.

My arm crushed, I didn't feel that, oddly.

I eventually passed out.

>>9088320
she's a girl and you're a rude asshole

i'd appreciate that same thing though, OP. you don't have to, but keep in mind, not showing your face you are absolutely anonymous. i'd really be curious to see you

>>9088127

>missing a limb
>missing an eye
>half burnt
>used to have a boyfriend
>not a virgin

bitches and whores

do you drive?
mootlocks

>>9088348
Maybe, if I don't feel insecure...

>>9088363
Nope, it's illegal because I don't have two hands to grab the wheel.

You say the burns cover the entire right side of your body, does that include your face?

are you gonna go to college?
fillery text lalala

>>9088393
Yes, it includes my face, up till my cheek.
>>9088395
If I get over how insecure I am, perhaps.

how did you get a boyfriend if you're a shut in?

>>9088402
you will never get over it you little ugly whore. :)

now post tits and gtfo

You seem like a sweet person.

I would give you a hug, Ampu-anon. c:

>>9088423
A friend of a friend introduced me to him.

He was sort of an ass...

>>9088440
Thank you.

Also, is that amuptee yaoi? I'm pretty sure that's Suzaku.

>>9088453
I wouldn't know since I don't watch Code Geass. I just thought it was cute, so I saved it from Gurochan.

>>9088441
how do you have friends if you're a shut in?

So other than the burns and missing arm/eye, what do you look like?

>>9088465
Ah, yeah, it's really cute.
>>9088467
Friend from before I got in the accident.

>>9088467
attention whoring on internet.

>>9088478
I'm a brunette with green eyes.Shoulder length hair. I''m about 5'3".

>>9088348
Fuck off white knight faggot.

OP, do you fap? What do you think about when you fap?

but you were 4, have you been friends all this time?
how old are you?

>>9088504
I was almost waiting for this question. Knew it was going to be asked.

I fap, yes, what I think about varies. Usually my mind kinda blanks out halfway through so it's just nothing.

>>9088497
>green eyes

Don't you mean green eye?

oh god I am such a douche

Female
>Badly burnt
>No eye
>No arm
>Social shut-in
>not a virgin

Me
>Completely healthy
>Fit body
>Tall
>Well groomed
>Social
>Virgin

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry

>>9088537
bitches and whores my friend
bitches & whores

>>9088512
I'm 19. Yes, we've been friends for a long time. It's not uncommon to have childhood friends.

>>9088480
>Friend from before I got in the accident.
>>9085996
>Car crash, when I was 4.

seems sort of improbable.

>>9088537
A bit of both.
>>9088524
I lol'd.

Yes, green eye.

>>9088561
It is uncommon.

>>9088516
you mean you go unconscious?? :O

>>9088524
i was going to say that too :/ sorry op but... yeha

>>9088537
LET US READ THINGS WITH ONE EYE AND THEN THE NEXT AND DO THINGS LIKE TIE OUR SHOES AND JUGGLE AND STUFF BECAUSE ALTHOUGH WE'VE NEVER FUCKED AT LEAST WE'RE NOT BROKEN.

OP, what kind of standards do you have for a boyfriend? Would you get it on with a fat guy? Or an ugly guy? A fat, ugly guy? Another amputee?

Alright, Ill shoot.


How much are you compensated?
Do you live with your parents?
Do you work?
Did you attend a public highschool?
How is your diet? Can or do you cook for yourself?
What is your bra size?

>>9088579
Really? I've had a lot of them...
>>9088580
No, I just blank out, like, I know I fap, but I don't remember any sounds

this reminds me a bit of ampu-tan and nurse-kun. I need to get off 4chan.

>>9088573
lol she's full of crap
pics of stump or it didn't happen

>>9088577
I couldn't help it. But if it's any consolation I think green eyes are the prettiest.

Also, you should get a monocle and wear it over where your eye was. And just tell everyone that your eye is invisible.

>>9088537

I know, right? Fucking ridiculous.

OP, how years old are you? Don't you feel like you miss out a lot of things other people get/achieve? Doesn't it bother you to live like this?

Your willpower and the fact that you're still able to write happily on 4chan and enjoy your life as much as you can is admirable.

I love you OP, doesn't matter what your condition is. :)

>>9088625
Fat guy, depends on how fat.

Ugly guy, depends on how ugly.

Amputee guy? Sure.
>>9088643
>How much are you compensated?
Uh, not a lot?
>Do you live with your parents?
No.
>Do you work?
No.
>Did you attend a public highschool?
No, I was homschooled.
>How is your diet? Can or do you cook for yourself?
It's pretty normal, I don't eat breakfast. I can cook for myself, but I suck at it.
>What is your bra size?
19C

>>9088687
19.

I'm fine to live with never playing baseball, never juggling, never painting correctly, I'm fine with it.
>>9088681
Lmao, that'd be awesome.

>>9088700
>19C

Where do you live? Because in the US that means your ribcage is 19 inches around.

>>9088728
Maryland, I said.

I know, it's my bra size.

>>9088700

19C, is this a typo or are you that skinny? Is that due to the burns?

Im fascinated

If you live on your own, how do you survive on a day-to-day as a shut-in? What about groceries, toothpaste, shampoo, toilet paper, dildos etc.
When did you move out of your parents?

What do you want to do with the rest of your life? (Careerwise, etc.)

How much of your arm is gone? Up to the shoulder? Elbow?

OP have you considered making money through amputee porn and shit like that?

>>9088739
Where in Maryland?

Not that I want to stalk you or anything. I just have family in Maryland.

>>9088754
I'm that skinny, yes. I don't know why, I just am. It might have something to do with the burns.

I have a personal nurse, and I DO leave the house sometimes, if I really need to.
>>9088756
I want to be a doctor.

>>9088700

Holy shit, why is your bandsize 19?!

>>9088776
No, I've never considered it, though I don't want to.
>>9088775
Up to my shoulder. It's all gone.
>>9088781
Oakland.

They don't make bras that size, you just got trolled.

OP is fake as shit.

yo op you seem like a pretty cool guy and id like to be your friend, email me your msn :3

Can you describe how the accident went down, with all the details?

>>9088811
Seriously, I've never seen anything smaller than a 24, and that's when I got training bras.

And believe me, I was a shrimpy little child.

Have you ever played Katawa Shoujo?

(btw thanks for being a good sport about our questions and jokes, you seem really cool)

>>9088801
I'm skinny. That's really about it.

I dunno, maybe it has something to do with the crash.

>>9088839
I doubt she wants to think about it.

>Tragic past
>Green eye'd and skinny
>Shy but cute personality
Sounds just about perfect. Did that guy really dump you just for bad handjobs? Most guys don't even like them that much...

>>9088839
I'd rather not.
>>9088877
Maybe I got the measurement wrong.
>>9088891
Yeah, it's a pretty good visual novel.

>>9088922
He said he did. Just told me 'It's over" when I asked him why, he said it was because my 'handjobs suck."

>>9088935
It's because you're actually a virgin male who doesn't know about bra sizes.

OP I FEEL ASHAMED TO ASK BUT IS YOUR SKINN ALL CRUSTY?

>>9088961
I know about bra sizes... Like I said, maybe I got the measurement wrong.

>>9088935
The only thing I can think of is if the 19 is just half, like they measure shirts sometimes... having a 28 band size is still small but not insanely so.

Bras aren't made in odd numbers. You always round up to the next even number.

>>9088972
No, it isn't.
>>9088976
Maybe?

Or, could it be I meant to type C19? Would that make a different?

>>9088982
Then why is my friend's a 23D?

>>9088999

No.

We got trolled guise.

Good try, OP!

>>9088951
wtf, that guys a douche, it must suck trying to get relationships because you must wonder if people are with you for some sort of novelty value or something..

>>9088982

Not all places in the world has the same kind of measurements brah.

How's it feel to have your troll thread come crashing to an end because you don't know a damn about bra sizes?

>>9088935
Try measuring now. Sewing kits have flexible measuring tape. In fact I have one with me right now (not that it'd help you). If not then just take a piece of string and wrap it around your ribcage under the boob and measure it with a straight ruler. In fact I have one with me right now.

>>9089012

I worked in a women's retail shop for 6 1/2 years, and I've never even heard of bras that are made in odd numbers. Always even. Do you special order them or something?

>>9089024
In Maryland they have the same bra size as the rest of the US.

So yeah.

>>9089021
Yeah, it does.
>>9089030
It doesn't feel like anything, mostly because I'm not trolling.

>>9086041
that was the first thing i thought of too - House is soooooo cool like

>>9089012
In America, at least, there are no odd sizes so you always round up. For example, my girlfriend is technically a 35B, but she has to round up to 36B. But other places in the world, there are odd sizes. I've just NEVER seen an odd size in america.

>>9089038
Kay, let me go get my nurse.

19C is a valid Australian bra size.

Have people made fun of you? What was the worst time this happened? Have you ever cried because of that?

Do people call you a freak, a lady pirate or names like that? What names do they call you?

Do you sometimes wish to end your life?

>>9089038
Redundancy is deliciously redundant. D'oh.

>>9089077

It translates to a 36 to a 40C US.

POST PICS OP. You sound hawt.

>>9089077
He's from maryland.

>>9089043
maybe most stores just dont sell odd number bras because if you only produce evens you can cut the models you have to produce by half.

JUST
SUGGESTING.

let's archive this!!
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

>>9089056
well i hope you find someone awesome op, you sound like you deserve and seem like a good person, do you have msn? you seem like a good person to talk to :3

>>9089112
>he
>wears a bra
Amputeefag is a girl

Tits or Get The Fuck Out, fucking whore.

>>9089112

Oh... well...

That's fucking weird.

>>9089127
He's a male troll that's probably not even an amputee.
And doesn't know shit about bra sizes.

You've sparked my curiosity. I don't understand what possible qualms you would have about posting a picture of the intact half of your face; we won't be able to see the burns or anything else.

It would also shut up the people that say you are trolling. Seriously, you can cover up the burned part of your face with your hand or a cloth or just leave it out of frame. I assure you, that if you do that, you'll have a flock of desperate virgins showering you with compliments as well.

On that topic, have you considered reconstructive surgery?

>>9089154

He doesn't want to post any pictures because there aren't any. Because he's a troll.

>>9089121
No, let's not. I see no reason to archive this just yet. For all we know it could be some mythomaniac douchebag posting.

Oh a girl here. Nice.

OP, I posted my pic in another thread. Do you like how I look >>9088941 ?

>>9089154

Haha.

He's probably scrambling for a picture of a thin girl to crop now.

ITT: trolld by a perfectly healthy individual.

"she" won't post pics, and wont even give details of the accident. I'm surprised this thread even got this far. Sage this shit.

>>9089074
I'm 23C(or 24 or if want to round up). Not 19.
>>9089081
>Have people made fun of you? What was the worst time this happened? Have you ever cried because of that?
Yes, they have. The worst time was when this lady called me an 'abomination" and I should die.
>Do people call you a freak, a lady pirate or names like that? What names do they call you?
Yes, pretty much what you said, a freak, and all that.
>Do you sometimes wish to end your life?
Yes.

>>9089074
Why would you need your nurse to measure your ribcage? One hand is really all you need unless you're missing your left forearm as well.

>>9089258
It's hard to wrap something around my waist with one hand.

>>9089233
They don't make bras that size.

Nurse??? Are you posting from a hospital?

>>9089197
OP here, this is my picture.

Burns make me feel so insecure ='(

>>9089258
She said she has none of her left arm at all.

Also, dude, how awkward was it to ask your nurse to help you measure your ribcage? I mean, you couldn't be all "Oh yeah some dudes on the internet wanted to know my brasize!" I don't even know.

>>9089278
I have a personal nurse.

>>9089278
There are at-home nurses and nurse services.

>>9089287

Goddamn, you are the worst troll ever. How did your thread ever get this big?

>>9089056
I read this whole thread and bought it hook, line and sinker until I got to the bra size.

There is no such thing as a 19C. Unless your ribcage got crushed in the accident or your growth was stunted due to injuries/infections, I'm pretty sure you are a troll.

Couple that with no pics and I have to say, you are a total troll. Cased closed, better luck next time.

Still, very successful until that one detail.

>>9089292

OP can you post a timestamp or something? Because I am actually starting to care and if I cared about a troll that would be sad.

Could you use google to find a picture resembling your burns? I've never seen a burn victim, I'd like to get an accurate representation of what you're talking about. Again, its not to judge you or make you feel embarrassed and it won't actually be yourself.

>>9089287

Well played, sirr.

Post your burnt tits or gtfo.

Timestamp next to your hand, dont need to see your face

>>9089287

Is there anyone on 4chan who has NOT seen this picture before? At least you changed the file name...

>>9089310
OP is tripfagging; this is not her.

SAGE
THIS
FUCKING
WHORE


ASDHJASLSDKJH

>>9089390

>implying sage does anything anymore

wtfisthisidontevenblox

>>9089287
JHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAHAHAQHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA
OMG OMG OMG

GOOD ONE OP 10/10

>>9089154
Well I see you completely ignored this so I'll go ahead and call you a troll and leave the thread. Bai.

You're that whore from /x/!
Die in a fire you attention-seeking slut.

also; pics or it didn't happen re: your injuries, lulz

>>9089417
>>9089310
There is no tripcode, that is not OP, you retards.

op email your msn or something, fag, i wanna talk :@

Goddammit, you guys. Why are you so fucking gullible? You and /adv/ have got to be the easiest boards to troll on 4chan.

OP do you wear bras, period?
And the training bras don't count, they come in S, M, L, etc.

saging to oblivion.

watch OP samefag to get his thread back up.

>>9089287
Who is this? I want to fuck her so.

It's like you're straight out of Katawa Shoujo :3

>>9089536
I recognize her. She's either a commonly posted girl on /b/ or a girl from a random ad.

op i believe you. that's all.

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have you ever tried one handed DVORAK to type. someone in your situation would seriously benefit from it.

>>9089136
>>9089287
>>9089390
>>9089417
>>9089426
>>9089439
>>9089489
>>9089634
Way to fuck a perfectly decent troll thread, the least you could've done was wait until it spiraled out into oblivion.

>>9089291
Wasn't really awkward.

>>9089712
i guess if you have a personal nurse long enough they become more than just hired help, so it wouldnt be too awkward.

Why are you so reluctant to post a timestamp op? Just to show that you are real and not at roll.

OP gone? I still watching this thread

>>9089703

Thread was fucked the moment she posted it, sir.