Depends, you haven't suffered from a recent break-up or had anything you would complain to me about right?

>>9067474

I won't complain to you, I just want to play chess.

You know for the online chess games, there's usually a random player option?

Lets do it in this thread OP.

Tripfag and tell me where your pieces move.

I'll be white

Pawn G2 to E4

Your move

I would love a game. Haven't played in a long time either.

>>9067501

How can a pawn move from G2 to E4 bro

>>9067534

Typo, E2 to E4, just look at the image.

>>9067546

C7 to C5. How am I supposed to move my pieces in the picture? I tried in paint and failed.

>>9067559
That's the chess game that comes on MacOSX...

He's probably screenshotting a board and moving the peices for you, Just post your move and he'll move it and post it for you.

I used to play at http://www.chess.net/ but it was almost 10 years ago. They had rating system and all sorts of different game and challenge modes. I would think it has gotten even better by now.

>>9067573

Well I don't have a Mac. lol.

>>9067559

Just play like people play on the phone. I'll just post the picture to make sure that we're on the same page.

Pawn D2 to D3

>>9067604

Pawn B7 to B6

>my face when i have nothing better to do then watch people play chess virtually

Holy Batman, fast paced action!!!

Everyone get a bottle of water and watch as the action unfolds!

(I'm actually interested in this ._. )

oh man this is so lame

>>9067614

I'm sort of worried about the robot overlord blocking us.
So I might post some copypasta in with my moves.

Pawn E4 to E5

>>9067689

Good Idea I suppose.

Pawn D7 to D6

I am a terrible chess player:

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=vrrsuacf

>>9067689

>implying you wouldn't have timed out by now.

Fucking speed up man

Anyone up for a game?

http://chess.diem-project.org/?p=tj9l8zwn

>>9067774

OP here, I'll play you at the same time since this guy is slow

>>9067695

Pawn D3 to D4

Disraeli had been considering a political career as early as 1830, before he departed England for the Mediterranean.

>>9067788

Pawn C5 to D4.

Moot is actually a heterosexual.

>>9067774
>>9067777

Nvm, sorry man that's not working for me.

>>9067802

Pawn E5 to D6

In 1847 a small political crisis occurred which removed Bentinck from the leadership and highlighted Disraeli's differences with his own party.

>>9067839

Queen D8 to D6.

W.T snacks is a nice guy.

gar, which chess software is this?

>>9067857

Queen D1 to F3

Since the late 1970s Afghanistan has experienced a continuous state of civil war punctuated by foreign occupations in the forms of the 1979 Soviet invasion and the October 2001 US-led invasion that overthrew the Taliban government.

>>9067880
I looks like gnuchess

>>9067880

It comes with OS X.
Want it? Get a mac.
inb4 OS war in a Chess playing thread

>>9067894

Queen D6 to E5

Check.

>>9067911

Knight G1 to E2

While the pre-2001 Taliban suppressed opium production, the current insurgency "relies on opium revenues to purchase weapons, train its members, and buy support."

>>9067911

Queen E5 to A5.

Check.

Bishop C1 to D2

Sorry it took so long, had to deal with the robot overlord.

>>9068008

Queen A5 to B5

i'm in trouble ;_;

exciting

*eats popcorn*

pogo.com has a ton of board games

>>9068031

Queen F3 to A8
Rookblox

>>9068085

Queen B5 to B2.

God damnit

>>9068098
and the plot thickens...

>>9068098

Queen A8 to A7

Shitblox

>>9068151
This move confuses me.

>>9068157

You'll see it in a minute. Stop giving shit away.

>>9068151

Queen B2 to A1

Interesting move.

I can't believe I'm so bored that I'm watching two guys on 4chan play chess.

this thread is pure win
seriously

>>9068151
Either your a chess master or just a numbnut. Anyway, I can't wait to see how this progresses.

>>9068201

We've had a few of these threads on 4chan before. It's not as strange as it seems.

>>9068206

His plan is actually great. Watch what he does in the next few moves.

There's an awesome Adobe Air application called Chess Live, and it's essentially a very pretty chess lobby, with various formats, tournaments, free matches, etc - set out in a castle. If you like chess, you should certainly check it out.

Knight C2 to E3

The robot is starting to mute me because of my images.

up to a 4 second mute.

>>9068243

you moved in front of his pawn?
I don't get it.

>>9068243

C8 to F5.

Named wrong square.

this is the first time in a while ive actually been interested in a thread on /r9k/.

Play me guiz lets do this

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=id0v5ntc

>>9068243
That's E2 to C3, smartypants.

>>9068273
He's covering his other knight and A-pawn for the evil black queen. It'll take the tempo out of black's game.

>>9068266

Queen A7 to B6

Moving and the editing the pic would take soooo long, good suggestion though.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5!!!!1

sjdflkj3224

>>9068321

You should f5, I said I named the wrong square.

>>9068321

By the way. You only have to edit one pixel on the picture to get around the robot. Sorry about the square mistake.

>>9068335

You're taking back a move,

Oh great this is going to be confusing as hell now. Give me a little bit, I need to regress things.

can a robot please play with me??

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=78ni7i4o

>>9068360

My fault, sorry, take all the time you need. I've been drinking alcohol since we started playing.

I'll wait patiently :3

OH BOY CHESS THREAD ON /R9K/

;_;

>>9068292
Then what are you doing here? Or did you just arrive today? If so, then welcome! Grab a seat and watch some amateur chess!

I get bored easily playing against the computer.

Actually sitting down at a board with someone is nice, but I don't have anyone to play.

>>9068394

I'll play you after, or you can play the winner if you'd like? Perhaps we can find somewhere faster, whatever.

I think I got it worked out, does this pic look good?

Moved my Queen from A7 to B8 To capture your knight.

Also Check.

Checkblox.

>>9068385

no,its just the majority of the stuff on /r9k/ is relationshit.,this makes a pleasant change

>>9068442

Looks fine, I fucked that last move up big time

King E8 to D7.

I'm fucked methinks.

>>9068442

Oh,

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Not looking good, black.

>>9068490

DON'T FUCKING RUB IT IN ALRIGHT?

I NEED SOME SUPPORT, NOT PESSIMISTIC SHIT.

COME ON MAN, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Lol I'm with OP, there's got to be a program online that you can download for custom matches. I wouldn't mind playing some robots in chess.

COME ON MAN GET IT TOGETHER.

Bishop

F1 to D3

board looking OKay?

I would play chess with you OP, though I don't know how. Would you teach me? :3

>>9068490
>>9068505
You're losing a bishop plus your ability to castle. As of now, you're in pretty bad. Your whole right flank is open and you only have one developed piece. Bring out pawns and develop pieces, give check so his game loses tempo are general advices in this sort of case.

>>9068533
That;s what those Diem chess links are for.

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=2rn79i1l

>>9068537

Bishop F5 to D3.

Nearly fell for that. Still fucked though

freechess.org, yahoo chess, facebook chess. There are plenty of places where a lonery chess fag can play.

>>9068536
GET IT TOGETHER BRO

>>9068568

Why did you just hand him your bishop?

.>>9068568
Excellent response!

No need to block this because nobody every uses this phrase.

>>9068568

Queen B8 to B6

A young man at college today has unprecedented sexual opportunities.
Unlike his father or grandfather, he is likely attending a school
where men are outnumbered by women. Even boys who are not the
best-looking or particularly popular now have an excellent chance of
finding a young woman to date

>>9068595
It's called a trade. You take my bishiop, I take yours. It helps clear up the boards so you are able to think further ahead. (less pieces)

Now I really wonder what gar is doing...

>>9068613

Pawn F7 to F5.

>>9068657

E7 to E5.

thats a blox right thur durp

>>9068657
Do you have any clue at all as to what you are doing? What does pawn F7 to F5 do?

>>9068663
That's a much better move, OP.

I played chess when I was a kid. I stopped when my dreams were about nothing but chess. Father shit brix, tried to make me play. I was like WUUHHH

Shit gets a little scary.

>>9068657

Pawn C2 to D3.

Interesting move, I'd like to see where you're taking this.

>>9068691

see >>9068663

typo

>>9068663

You're taking back another move?

Give me a minute.

ITT: 2 people play one chess game for what, two hours now? when they could be finished in 20 minutes.

But still, entertaining.

>>9068725

Nah, I just typed the wrong letter. Didn't actually mean the column I meant .__.

Sorry, I'm getting a bit tipsy now. Still determined to try and win though. shouldn't effect the board too much, you'll still make the same move etc :3

>>9068684
Cool story, bro.

Replyingtoafaggotblox

Just had an awesome game with a robot.

If he or anyone else wants to play again:

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=c3ut10t2

>>9068708

fix'd

Pawn C2 to D3

One of these fags is hopefully putting all his moves into a chess game set to insanity difficulty.

GO TO POGO YOU CAN PLAY CHESS WITH ANYONE!!!!

>>9068778

Pawn D4 to C3.

Thought I already made this reply..

>>9068869

Bishop D2 to C3

killedPawnBlox

>>9068934

Queen A1 to A2.

haven't you faggots ever heard of castling?

>>9068979

Why castle before it's necessary?

>>9068754

good game

>>9068979
Black (OP) can't castle anymore, white (Rag) can only castle on the king's side, but as of now, that isn't needed. Rag's on top anyway.

>>9068979

Not everyone castles.

wow i just did awful.

my last game

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=ttysictv

>>9069015

thanks man. I did awful though :(

>>9069035

we both made some really careless mistakes :P

If anyone wants to play w/ me :) http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=l52g5690

why has nobody mentioned red hot pawn? Fucking Idiots

>>9068971

Bishop C3 to E5

BishopLikesKillingPawnsBlox

WHY WAS THIS THREAD SO FASCINATING

>>9069044
true.

I always have these great plans laid out, and then you always do the one way I didn't think of. Then whoops there goes my knight/bishop/rook/queen.

It's been fun though.

>>9069045

whoever is playing with me, ITS YOUR TURN!

>>9069054

Queen A2 to D5

ohu

well whomever i tried to play with never opened so here we go again

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=bi4k08gy

>>9069075

Good move black. might of given yourself a chance

>>9069075

I see what you did there

Castleing.

well I guess I'll play one more. Cause this last game was quick.

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=ajegre3f

try to watch out for those pins next time mate.

Diem never seems to work for me.

>>9069154

D5 to E5

you're a faggot

brb brah, gonna get some more beers.

black: FUCKING DEVELOP YOUR SHIT GODDAMNIT WHAT IS THIS AMATEUR HOUR

>>9069154

Things are gettin' exciting!

>>9069196

No Tripcode, no move.
But no, I can pretty much tell you he is going to do that too. The alternative was far more undesirable if you look ahead a few moves.

>>9069207
real pros only use the queen

>>9069236

real pros freeze the board from the start with the pawns

>>9069261
Art thou serious? I wasn't.

If what you say is true, then I suppose I'm doing it right, because I usually do just that. Easier to keep everything under control if you do.

>>9069232

Sorry, that was me... I forgot to include my trip.

I was getting more beers, apologies for the delay D:

>>9069169

good game, are you the same person I played when I played black?

>>9069351

Yeah I think so. I was white first two times and black the last two.

Our games were very different each time.

>>9069393

Yeah, I played the first and last games then.

>>9069333

Knight B1 to D2.

In the summer and fall of 2006,
the New York Times published a series of front-page articles entitled
"The New Gender Divide." One of these described how many young
men seem more interested in playing their video games than in being
with their girlfriends.

>>9069426

Queen E5 to F4

black really needs to move his knight out :(

TAKING BETS ON WHO IS GOING TO WIN

COME ON, ROLL UP, ROLL UP. WHO DO YOU WANT.

>>9069441


Queen to F2 would have been a nice fork on the rook, pawn and knight.

oh well.

>>9069478

you mean e2?

>>9069465

I'm rooting for black personally.

>>9069498


oops, yeah that's what I meant.
Anyway, did any of you robots watch the recent world chess championship? It happened the 13th of May. the games are on youtube if you missed it.

>>9069441

Knight D2 to B3

sorry it took a while, my mom called.

>>9069548

Knight G8 to E7

what did she want? Tell her you're playing chess on r9k.

>>9069565

Doh, forgot my fucking cunting tripcode again.
This is what alcohol and samefagging in the thread does.

I was samefagging as >>9069465 .__.

>>9069573

NIGGA FINALLY MOVED HIS KNIGHT OUT

Hurry up and finish, I want to sleep but I'm interested in this shit.

now this shit is getting interesting *eats pizza* ._.

>>9069565

Pawn G2 to G3.

Forgot your trip?

Hey mom, sorry I can't talk, I'm playing a game of chess with this guy on 4chan.

>>9069617

Mothers are understanding about that kind of thing.

You're playing well, OP, but Rag's got a good defense which might require a sacrifice. Rag's shown himself to be thinking further ahead and such, but I think it's still a toss-up between who of you is going to win.

>>9069617

Queen F4 to D6

thought for a while about this sorry for the delay

>>9069709

ffs I keep forgetting my trip, I'm sorry..

>>9069719
Fuck, I ment F4 to D2

>>9069733

That isn't me, ignore this guy.

>>9069733

can't be OP why the fuck would you do that?

play on yahoo games, you guys.
its easier than this oldschool shit

GREATEST SAMEFAG IN FUCKING HISTORY

>>9069709

Queen B6 to B5

Dohohohohoho!!!

>>9069787

Knight E7 to C6.

You should of said Check by the way.

http://gameknot.com/

>>9069787
>>9069813

WHO WIN?

WHO WIN? PLOX

>>9069813

Knight, B3 to C5

CHECK.

>>9069877
SHIT JUST GOT REAL YO!

REAYOZBLOXSS

>>9069877

Queen D6 to C5

onoudident

>>9069877
>>9069934

So white loses? hehe

>>9069934
Fucking rookie mistake man.

Your King had plenty of outs that would have allowed you to keep the Queen.

>>9069934

Rook, F1 to B1.

DunDunDuuuuuu.

>>9069967
Fuck me, I'm retarded.

Thought that Black Bishop down there was a pawn. Nevermind what I said. :(

FFFFUUUUU I missed this thread.

I will play with anyone.

http://www.freechess.org

Login as a guest (or register) and tell me your name.

wow, still playing

Which game is it?

>>9069968
OP, cover your queen.

>>9069968
D7 to C8

>>9069999


http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=xc2rn5fu

just go there and play me

>>9070014

Queen, B5 to B7.

We're close Op.

>>9070056

F8 to D6, don't delude yourself

>>9070056

Whops, made a big mistake, put your king in the wrong place.
Wait a second.

>>9070056
Mate in two for white, I think.

>>9070131
Usually happens when one player is too chicken shit to sac their queen.

>>9070027
>>9069999
That was fun c:

What's your rating? You opening was mostly normal

http://chess.diem-project.org/?p=5gfz9563

come fight me

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=zc4jovgg

>>9070118

Waiting for you to rectify. I am in a lot of trouble.

Okay, here's my move, Pawn D3 to D4.

This is how the board should look.

People please post your skill level when posting a link for play...!

>>9070194

C5 to B5, several ways to play this, but I think, unless you're a master, that I have you beat.

>>9069999
I'm GuestZXSV it seems.

>>9070229
>>9070194
FUUUUUUU--- now we're going into endgame and it'll take fucking forever.

I will give this a try. Was a chess guy long time ago. been a while though.

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=95pzcbvp

>>9070229

DoHoHoHo

Fine Rook to B5.

>>9070155

No rating.

I played awful because I really wanted to fap, but I really wanted to play chess too.

So I was flipping back and forward from our game and porn with my pants on the ground.

Horse to D6
fagbloxz

>>9070277

C6 to D4 hehehehe

King Fork!

>>9070310

B5 to C5

Check.

looks fun.


also yahoo games has chess and go
that i like to play sometimes.

i get my ass handed to me everytime so i know its not just little kids in there.

>>9070330

C8 -> D7

Speed up cos this is gonna go quick

>>9070330
Wow, you totally just fucked yourself.

>>9070330

What the fuck are you doing!?

>>9070327
>>9070303
....

Fuckingwhatblox

>>9070354
>>9070354

why didnt you take his rook?

>>9070354

/facepalm

You didn't take the rook..

>>9070373

Think I see what he's doing. Just wait...

>>9070373
>>9070379

derp derp if you're all faggots about it then it wont work

>>9070327
>Implying Hillary is an Ubermensch

C5 to B5

Check

PS, you could have used your Bishop to take out my rook.

>>9070388

I can't fathom any excuse for not taking it.
But I'll wait

>>9070368
I was saying random things lol

this shit better be over when i get back from my shower

>>9070398

Knight D4 to B5

k

>>9070398

He said D7 not B7

At this point, there is no possible way I can see of winning.

I shall concede.

Good Game OP.

I'll be black this time

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=94fkd5io

GG to whoever I played against.

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=2btsblaq

If anyone else wants to have a go. Won 2 so far.

>>9070425

OP here, on reflection, this guy is correct. Please adjust the board. I missed a move here.

>>9070440

You're missing the following, challenger:

>>9070446
>>9070425
>>9070424
>>9070440

>>9070440
wtf after all that you give up.

>>9070457

Guy I'm playing against, I couldn't of possibly said D7 because that would of put me in CHECK.

I said D7.

Please continue.

>>9070481
Evening challenger:
I couldn't of possibly said B

-B -B -B 7*

Which is what you moved me to.

My actual move was to D-D-D-D* D* 7

Refine chessboard and carry on

>>9070492
dear op
you're challenger has left.
so sorry for your win.

>>9070492
>>9070481
>>9070475
>>9070457
>>9070446
>>9070440

Gar, you stupid or blind?

>>9070509

lol, I think he left too

>>9070519


But....... it wasn't finished.

.________.

NO


I've SPENT TWO HOURS ON THIS SHIT

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=ee4uzutx

Haven't played in a few years, though.

This is the updated board. I think this is how it should look.

But Even here, I don't see any way to victory on my part, at least in a reasonable time period.

I will still Concede. Good Game OP.

>>9070554

Requesting your tripcode before you concede, if you do, then praise me.

Like the pig you are.

lol

>>9070536

You have my sympathy. I've been through similar shit

Well, that's too bad OP.

But at least victory is yours, eh?

Fuck this shit. Playing a game of chess for two hours and not even finishing it?

>>9070574

see >>9070554

still kinda requesting that I'm superior. Cos if I won I'm considering ordering a SECOND pizza of the night hehe

>>9070602
Nevermind that post. Congratulations on your win, OP.

>>9070607
derp


lets have anal sex?

http://www.playok.com/

has a lot of users

>>9070623

I'd rather we just play chess ourselves, but I would absolutely accept you fucking me in my asshole.

oh no, tripcodes revealed ;__;

>>9070575
>>9070602

Isn't that how chess works?

You play till the other play whittles you down and then you concede when victory is no longer possible.

When he took my queen, he destroyed my hopes for a victory. That's when OP won.

Also, OP, my name and trip code spell my name. The first 3 letter in the name are the first 3 letter of my name, The code part after the # is filled with the rest of my name. Do you want to try and guess it based on that knowledge?

Someone fucking archive this.

I can't believe this actually had an end.

play irl.

Am I using a tripcode yet?

>>9070688

why? are you going to go back and look over the game?

No one will look at it.

Lots of chess games have been played on 4chan. Back in the day lots of users on /b/ would play against OP. Go on /sci/ and start a chess thread and people will play.

>>9070649

No, I'm just glad I fucking beat you. Because for a second, I thought I'd lost. Next?

NEXT NIGGERS?

WHERE DO WE PLAY NEXT?

I'M ON A FUCKING ROLE.

>>9070706
That's 'roll.'

Also, did you call me a nigger?

1. P-K4, bitch.

>>9070764
>descriptive chess notation

Good game, Anon. We both made some downright derpy mistakes, I'd call it a draw.

>>9070806

Yeah, good game. I consider it your win, even if giving you my queen was an oversight on my part you still played better.

>>9070798
That's right. Superior, old school notation.

>>9070764

P-K4

wut

>>9070864

Pk4, Pawn to k4

>>9070870

So.. I see that the letters are wrapping around to the other side, continuing through the alphabet, but why not just e4? One letter per column?

>>9070915

I assume k = king

>>9070920
>>9070864
>>9070798
For the morons who can't read basic chess notation:
p or nothing = pawn
Q = queen
K = king
N = knight
R = rook
B = bishop
A move is indicated by calling the piece and the field it moves to. Ie: Qe6 indicates the queen moving to field E6. If a move leads to check, the notation is followed by a plus: Qe6+. If the move leads to checkmate, it's followed by a #: Qe6#

>>9070970
Moron? My reaction image implied that descriptive chess notation sucks (which it does). We had to learn it in the chess club at my high school. Everybody knows it's inferior!

>>9071018
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, NIGGER! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

I ended up ordering another pizza then realizing I'd won... Then I said give it to girls downstairs.


Then they were like DAWW THANK YOU.

I was like just take it, don't thank me and fuck off.

;___;

They are now enjoyin a pizza and IM DRUNK ON 4cHAN PLAYINC HESS FUCK OFF

http://chess.diem-project.org/?g=tz1zos2e

play me you faggots.

>>9071380
Done and done.

Good game, sir.