Crippling social anxiety could be an issue for some...

What a great idea! I've come up with a brilliant solution. What we do is have a thread where we state where we live and give contact information. This way, anybody near us who is also lonely can make a new friend. This is revolutionary!

I need to stop being so sarcastic before it corrupts me into some horrid, unlovable human monster!

>Why have you guys not organized and done shit together to solve the constant lonliness that makes up this entire board?

Because it would be a giant sausage-fest if we did.

>>9026955

Because the overwhelming male-to-female ratio would still leave several people lonely

Furthermore, there's no guarantee we'd actually like each other IRL.

Even furthermore, the chances of a compatible partner within a similar area to yourself are quite slim.

I live in the middle of nowhere. What am I supposed to be organizing?

>>9026990
>>9026995
I said meet up, not a dating service. Just a bunch of people meet up in a park or something and go watch a movie and yell shit at the screen together. Go skating in the winter. Go to the beach. I don't fucking know. Light shit on fire. you know. Shit that friends do together

>>9027039

But I already have friends. Why the fuck would I ask these faggots to do that shit with me?

>>9026983
The fact you are agreeing with me makes me think you are being sarcastic. But that's probably the fact that I hang out with people who hate me. And yes. For the sake of a preliminary experament, everybody should post their location, at very least their state/provence.
I'm in Hamilton Ontario.

>>9027056
if you have friends than what are you doing on this board? you clearly don't belong here.

>>9027080

It's a weeknight, for one.

I don't want to date any of these whiny babies. I might be lonely now, but that's just because I'm fresh off the heels of a break-up. Two months from now I'll be fine.

Because r9k is full of miserable cunts that would rather post on here blaming women for all their problems.

>>9027080
Just because some of us have friends doesn't mean we spend every waking moment with them. It's fun hanging out with them but I like to have some nights where I do fuck all but play video games and surf the internets.

There have been many attempts OP, just none of these bastards want to end the cycle. It's like they strive to be whiney and never change what's wrong in their lives, it's a lost cause really.

>>9027117
which once again raises why you would want to spend your time on a board of people bitching about being lonely.

>>9027128

If they didn't want to change, they wouldn't bitch about it.

the reason for /r9k/ being the way it is is more likely to be paralyzing FEAR of social situations than anything, or crippling depression.

>>9027138

It's entirely possible to be lonely without actually being alone.

loneliness is a state of mind more than a state of being.

>>9027154
>>9027128
>>9026976
Well, I dunno, it's worth a try though. If this acutally became a thing, then people would want to poke their heads out of the basement and come see what's outside. And a group of people from the internet has got to be the least threatening social group to be around.

OP, you need to lurk more on /r9k/ you may find that threads give better and more truthful advice than /adv/ and indeed, I would go as far as to say that one of the functions of this board is to cure, fix and help ronery neckbeards like myself. I love it.

>>9027192

>a group of people from the internet has got to be the least threatening social group to be around.

I'd agree if it weren't so readily apparent that everyone on /r9k/ is in some way maladjusted, often frighteningly so.

I don't care who you are. A herd of embittered misogynists with severe social developmental deficiencies are gonna be a problem.

>>9027138
This board has good threads now and then, you just have to wade through the orgy of whining and bitching to find them.

>>9027208
ya, it can probably help with all the armchair shit, like "you need more fruit in your diet". And I'm not trying to replace that. I'm just saying there are 100 billion threads of people going "waah, I am socially awkward" "waah, women hate me so I hate them back" "waah, I lost all my friends in grade 5 and now I am scarred"
All of that is solvable by meeting people.

>>9026955
I havent read anyone elses post but to answer your query OP. This board is specifically for lonely robots. I feel like i'm one of the few that actually make OC threads every few days. I was actually gonna start one about video games in a few minutes. It'll most likely die in 30 posts or less but eh at least its not a fucking BAWW thread.

However each time I make a baww thread it gets 200+ replies and usually lasts for more than 24 hours. Think Pavlov's dogs and Classical Conditioning.

People in here do organize. There are fucking shitty camwhore and aim hookup threads in here every fucking day. Mainly though people on this board are simple type A faggots. Lots of trolls and misogyny threads as well. Probably 90% of the shit you see on this board is also a lie and fake.

>>9027221
Everybody is fucked up in some way. This just happens to be the place where everybody comes and bitches about how not normal they are. As for the mysogonist shit, that's just guys being able to get away with saying anything on the internet, while talking about how women have wronged them. The racisim and mysogony of 4chan is 80% people being able to get away with whatever they want, 10% how it's become a meme to say stuff like that, and then probably 10% of people who actually do think that niggers stole their bike, and all their social problems are caused by women.

>>9026955
>I'm kinda new to r9k
stopped reading right there

>>9027287
But using the magic of "real life", we can cut through all the bullshit that comes with internet interaction. All the forced memes and greentext and trolls.

ronery robots identify with baww threads by other ronery robots, which is why they are so popular.

I though "a gangbang of whining" was what this board was for.

>>9027403
I dont think we can. prove it to me my friend. you must prove it. Maybe you can be the leader of /r9k/ and bring us a new enlightening chapter in our lonely lives.

>>9027434
and so if everybody is bawwwing and identifying with bawwing, then an event to solve bawwing would be wildly popular. And lonliness is not something that can be solved on the internet.

>>9027452
I have nothing better to do with my next 4 months, and plan on trying just that.

>>9027454
I agree, meetups would be good. However, whilst I am lonely, I don't particularly want to hang out with other lonely guys. I'd rather hang out with nicer people!

>>9027477
but lonely people keep being lonely unless they are around other people. And, GEUSS WHAT, lonely people are people too. Lonliness is not a caracter trait.

/r9k/ - RETARDS WITH LUXURY PROBLEMS!

Fucking morons.

>>9027468
Then we shall name you god.

Do you wanna meet up. I live in Vegas.

>>9027505
Ontario is a bit of a hop, step and a jump away.
But with enough people like you this shit can work.