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    7 KB Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:09:38 No.9003973  
    On /r9k/, there are only 10 kinds of threads.

    1. 'Woe is me' thread. General whining, ronrey, aspie, etc. Most common thread on /r9k/.

    2. 'Troll' thread. This is the second most common after 'woe is me' thread. Exactly as it sounds.

    3. 'Religion' thread. Very annoying. Atheists against christfags. Often half troll in construction. Always 250 replies omitted.

    4. 'Misogyny' thread. Bitches and whores, etc. A product of the horrible social ineptness and general virginity of /r9k/. Always contains some troll calling everyone pussies. Third most common thread seen.

    5. 'Rape' thread. A spin-off of the misogyny threads. Anons go on about how rape should be okay, or pretend they believe it's wrong. No one on /r9k/ has or ever will rape anyone.

    6. 'Pseudo-intellectual' thread. Just what the name implies. Some topic is brought up and presented with an air. Unfailingly degrades into greentext and reaction images.

    7. 'School' thread. Includes bantering about college and majors. Always contains some bashing of liberal arts and history majors.

    8. 'Off the wall' thread. The best and rarest kind of thread, it is the only kind of thread worth lurking /r9k/ for. Examples of this thread type include arguments over whether we should have chairs in society, historic reenactments of obscure wars, ridiculous situations involving animals, etc.

    9. 'Sex' thread. Self-explanatory. Gay, straight, furry, what have you.

    10. 'Post pics' thread. A favorite pastime of /r9k/. Usually contains very few actual pictures. Usually one female posts half a leg and the entire thread spirals into ferocious white-knighting and hurling insults.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:10:49 No.9003990
    AIM threads should be listed here. They're actually more common than pic rate threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:10:50 No.9003992
    You forgot the cut/uncut debate threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:12:40 No.9004015
    >>9003990

    A reasonable suggestion.

    >>9003992
    Those threads are filed under 'troll'.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:14:44 No.9004057
    Also, love threads are filed under category 1.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:17:12 No.9004096
    >'Woe is me'

    Ahahahah, I lol'd, good stuff, OP.

    >but you forgot

    >the general greentext threads

    >which are usually about awkwardness

    >and then I pooped and everyone was watching
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:17:22 No.9004101
    This is pretty much accurate
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:19:29 No.9004130
    Ask a feminist...o wait #2.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:21:10 No.9004158
    OP forgot the threads where OP is a fag like this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:21:50 No.9004167
    What about ask me anything threads?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:24:08 No.9004204
    >>9004158

    >problem aspie?
    >> ThisGuy !xqEKM..8Rk 05/18/10(Tue)23:24:23 No.9004207
    Bumping so everyone sees the off the wall. Everything else is trash
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:26:15 No.9004251
    You forgot:

    11: Whining Thread: Write about why /rk9/ is so crappy and full of fail.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:26:18 No.9004253
    ITT: Newfag tries to sum up /r9k/
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:27:10 No.9004266
    What about 'ask a *' threads?

    It's been a while since I browsed the robosphere regularly, but I remember a few ask a drug dealer, ask a blind guy, ask a private detective, ask a feminist, ask a cheating girl, ask a pick-up artist, yadda yadda. Even mix of awesome and boredom, as I remember.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:30:27 No.9004321
    >>9004266
    Ask a private eye was the best one!

    Actually no, ask a professional thief was the best one. Fucking saved that shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:31:52 No.9004346
    >>9004321

    The kidnapped kids who were shot up with heroin. Shit dude. Your life is too interesting for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:33:51 No.9004384
    >>9004253

    ITT: Newfag tries to defend /r9k/ against someone speaking the truth
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:35:10 No.9004415
    Where are the drug threads OP
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:37:52 No.9004457
    >Usually one female posts half a leg and the entire thread spirals into ferocious white-knighting and hurling insults.

    lmao so true.


    I think the misogyny should go above religion. Seems like either 90% are misogynists or (more likely) a couple misogynist trolls edge on the few actual misogynists.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:39:28 No.9004494
    what about the boobmaker thread?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:40:50 No.9004516
    And yet, normalfags are the ones ruining the board.

    Funny how that works.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:41:25 No.9004527
    >>9004321
    Oh god yes, that thread made my day.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:42:16 No.9004545
    And let's not forget fucking Camel threads. Or Christfag threads. There should be a whole Tripfag category.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:47:14 No.9004633
    >>9004527
    Dude, me too! That guy was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:48:25 No.9004648
    What about story times?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:54:09 No.9004745
    Let's not forget "hey guys wtf is /r9k/" newfag threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:56:00 No.9004776
    >>9004494
    Off the wall thread, because an actual interesting thing is unusual here
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:04:39 No.9004912
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    I'm sick of hearing about what threads people don't like seeing. What threads would you LIKE to see on here?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:51:54 No.9005658
    On /mu/, outside of relentless trolling, there are only 10 kinds of threads.

    1) Last.fm threads and it's derivatives. 70% of all content.
    2) Share threads. Usually tripscum stroking their e-peen by linking to shit they found on their favorite blogs.
    3) "Genre threads" and all their derivatives. Basically boils down to huge wordless jpeg dumps. Much like sharethreads minus the rars.

    It all doesn't matter much because it's all essentially the same. This is the only board on 4chan that takes itself completely dead serious and has no sense of humor or wit whatsoever. This is because /mu/tards are your typical hipster kids in denial whose lives are so directionless they have to construct meaning by namedropping music they deem 'mature'. This is why everything older than thirty years is universally praised on /mu/ without exception. Basically, eternal manchildren longing for a sense of 'adulthood'.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:10:50 No.9005929
    A REVELATION BEFORE MY EYES
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:12:38 No.9005952
    Really? "Bitches and Whores" is only 3rd most common?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:14:12 No.9005982
    >No one on /r9k/ has or ever will rape anyone.
    You must have missed the rape thread a few weeks back. Several people posted in graphic detail how they raped women, realistically too.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:16:21 No.9006015
    OP, you forgot ...

    11. Meta-thread : Some faggot comes in and claims he knows how /r9k/ works by posting a thread about threads. Is usually a troll fest.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:29:31 No.9006229
    >>9005982

    People with active imaginations. You've never raped anyone or been raped, so how do you expect to grade these stories on their truth-seemliness without that experience?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:34:12 No.9006287
    >>9006015
    Just a sub-variant of
    >6. 'Pseudo-intellectual' thread.



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