Asperger's is too weird not to be a real medical condition. I'm not talking people who just act like dweebs, I'm talking people who wear no socks, cut the tags out of their clothing, can't be in the same room as fluorescent lights, and don't understand idioms.

>Take it on my authority as a psychologist.

>>8980606
What's an idiom?

Niggaz never seen a kid obsessed with dishwashers.

CANCER ISNT REAL IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD WITHOUT EVERYONE KNOWING YOU'RE A LESBIAN

r9k - certified psychologists

>>8980665

Oh god, and I fucked a bald chick...

>>8980633

asspie detected

sfgs78ersg

explain that to the three closets I have filled with dead beetles?

>>8980606

There's a big difference between Asperger's Syndrome (legitimate medical condition) and self-diagnosed Aspie's (4chan).

in after trollan

ASPIETROLLBLOX

>>8980578

OP is 27.

>>8980738

You mother-fucker.

You all know that dyslexia doesn't exist either, right?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/sep/07/schools.uk

I think Asperger's is similar; it's a convenient excuse or label for slightly odd people who want extra help.

Tell that to the graphic. my graphic doesnt lie

>>8980816
I have no idea WTF is going on in that graph

being an aspie on 4chan is different from actually having the medical condition Asperger's Syndrome

China doesn't believe in mental illnesses for the most part.

There are all sorts of crazies running into elementary schools and feeling up children as a result.

DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THAT YOU COMMUNIST FUCK?

>>8980887

that's because you're letters and numbers

>>8980861
Blue-Left=Good
Red-Right=Bad

>>8980902

The problem is, by population #s, we do that more often than they do.

>>8980578
The same us true with ADD. It's a diagnosable medical condition, not a synonym for being easily distracted. It is impossible to be "kinda ADD today" (I have ADD)

Actual diagnosed aspie here, there is more to Asperger's Syndrome than being a social introvert.

Other symptoms include not remembering someone's face, lack of eye contact, and a focus on one particular subject, and tics.

>>8981039
Yeah, I have trouble keeping eye contact with people, and I'll flicker to their eyes and back. I was just diagnosed last week. :|

>>8980812
>dyslexia doesn't exist
My god that bitch is retarded
>I think Asperger's is similar; it's a convenient excuse or label for slightly odd people who want extra help.
>convenient excuse
>want extra help
Jesus christ..

I feel bad for all of the idiots who think they have Aspergers Syndrome. They actually think they have a medical problem. When you REALLY have Aspergers you don't even notice that you're different. The son of a woman that I have known most of my life has Aspergers. He is the most beautiful young boy you have ever seen. At age eleven he has silky blond hair and deep blue eyes. He's the prettiest boy I've ever seen. You wouldn't know he had a problem until you talked to him for a bit. He doesn't know boundaries. They are not something he can learn, he doesn't know when he's hugging you too hard or touching you at an inappropriate time. He will never be able to function on his own. It's a major problem. That's what a case of real Aspergers is like.

Like this fucking girl
http://www.sweetymarie.com/?id=465539

>>8981070
Most people do. You are not an asspie.

>>8981093
>trust me guise, immah certified psychologists

>>8981070

You're just shy.

>>8981078

The article has a point. Why the sudden rise in cases of dyslexia and Asperger's syndrome? Genetics? Unlikely.

Jealous and overly proud parents? Hello Occam.

Autism was here; Asperger syndrome is a loser!

>>8981093
It can get milder though. I used to have very severe Asperger's and go to a support group. Now I am pretty functional (although I still have issues with voice volume and enjoy spinning in circles and banging my head against things when I am alone), and some of the people from that group who were really fucked up have grown up to seem pretty normal. Although the majority are still people I'd rather not be around.

>>8981119
>Why the sudden rise in cases of dyslexia and Asperger's syndrome? Genetics? Unlikely.
Well the article suggests that half of those with dyslexia might have it because of a brain abnormality...

>>8981146
Yep, I can't handle loud noises, or I freeze up and get panic attacks, say if someone is yelling at me, etc.

>>8981014
I have ADD and its chemically induced fucko.

How does it feel to know that psychologists can regulate your brain with drugs?

>>8981146
It's great to hear a success story like that but this kid, he's 16 now and he's been through all kind of support groups and the like. His mother does not baby him nor does she act co-dependent. It's like how a blind man will never miss sight because he never had it. There isn't any other reality for this kid.

>>8981168

The point of the argument is that dyslexia doesn't exist as a discrete condition. There are simply good-readers and bad-readers.

>>8981154

So do I. Staring at someone's eyes the whole time that you're talking to them is weird and off-putting. Most people don't, I think. You certainly notice someone who does stare at you.

I'm notorious for not looking at people when I speak. It's just shyness.

autism exists and autistic genes should be removed from this planet because aspies are nothing but walking socially retarded calculators

you serve no useful purpose other than number crunching and flapping your arms like a retard

The same goes for autism as well, it's no excuse to feel different from everyone else. We just get on with the shit thrown at us and don't become crybabies.

>>8981250
Don't forget the ability to pilot Gundams.

>>8981208

You're looking for the word 'psychiatrist'.

I think your case of ADD is a mistakenly diagnosed case of being a massive cunt.

>>8981208
I don't know what "chemically induced ADD" is, but the drugs help on school. I'm on 20mg Vyvance right now.

>>8981250
No! Autists keep the train system running, and invented hugboxes for cattle.

There was an Aspergic kid in my schools from elementary school to high school. You could NOT hold a conversation with him for more than a minute, it was almost impossible. He did act somewhat retarded at times and you couldn't understand anything he said. I actually did manage to borrow this tape he had with Dragonball Z on it, he was (and STILL is) strange, distant, and antisocial. It's real, but too many people self-diagnose themselves as an excuse.

>>8981250
>you serve no useful purpose

>einstein
>bill gates
>every computer tech guy in the world

>>8981253

if gundams existed aspies would lack the coordination required to pilot them

they truly are useless, unable to hunt in groups, unable to function in groups, unable to think properly

>>8981154
I do it on purpose when talking to people I don't know very well/am attracted to. I can't stand too much eye contact.

Those with Asperger's don't notice that something's wrong, right?

>>8981260
>>8981264
I take a drug which gives me ADD. If I were to stop taking the drug, I would no longer have (what is in my opinion) ADD.

I figure, if God made someone with ADD, then they are supposed to be that way. Could be like diabeetus, though. diabeetus is a diagnosable condition, but it still can have a cause, like the people who eat too much sugar and get it. Could be that people with ADD just have no discipline or no interest in life.

>>8981277
I find the idea of me driving anything hilarious.

>>8981253

Armored Core here, Gundams are for faggots and weeaboos.

>>8981273

>implying those people have autism and aren't just labeled autistic after the fact by autistics who are unsuccessful but feel so strongly about their abilities they attribute actual talent to their fucked up neurology.

in the wild aspergics would be left to die once they began their motor defects

>>8981307
>Complaining about weeaboo games
>Armored Core is made by a Japanese video game company

>>8981298
>I take a drug which gives me ADD.
biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. What drug do you take that you say does this.

>>8981340
Geodan

antipsychoticblox

>>8981340
I seriously wonder what would happen if the people in my family had to take an anti psychotic for a month. I would personally love to take rydalin just for the attention span it gives you. I have no attention span, effect of the drugs.

>>8981355

No sane pharmaceutical company would develop a drug that gives people ADD.

I call shenanigans.

>>8981379
Its an anti psychotic, a dopamine inhibitor. Why on earth would you think that pharmaceutical companies wouldn't do THAT?

>>8981338

I raise you the superior Gun Griffin Blaze.

>>8981355
enjoy your mania bro

>>8981418
Every Day

maniablox