Any excuse to talk about ourselves.

>innocence
>sex
>drugs
>rock and roll

>age 10
did crazy shit, generally not giving a fuck
>age 13
started playing vidya, meeting new friends, and listening to music
>age 16
pretty anti-social at school, only talk and hang out with friends. Pretty lonely but don't give a fuck cuz I've got friends, music, vidya, and animu.
>current age: 22
dont give a fuck. Pretty social. Love music, vidya, and anime if I've got time for it. Fairly lonely cuz no gf but usually push it to the back of my mind.

>>893762
>current age
What in the fuck happened

>age 10
did a lot of crazy shit, and wasn't so self-conscious so therefore I didn't give a fuck what people thought about my looks and personality. I wore regular blue jeans, white sneakers, and regular t-shirts, aside from my zeppelin, sabbath, and alice in chains shirt. I had 2 best friends, and we were really close. I was generally a happy kid
>age 13
started playing a lot of vidya, it was my favorite thing to do. PC, Xbox, you name it. I started becoming a lot more self-conscious about my looks, so I started wearing tighter clothing, and put my hair to the side instead of middle parted. Got my first girlfriend. I had a large ego due to getting friend requested by girls all the time, and getting attention from girls. Loved being so "good-looking" to all the girls. After my first girlfriend broke up with me, I wasn't over her for a year, and was a generally sad kid. Also started listening to "new" music, such as pop-punk/screamo/emo/metalcore/deathcore At around age 15, I started smoking an insane amount of weed.
>age 16
went back to being a metalhead, listening to mostly thrash and death metal. However, still listened to punk, hardcore punk, alternative rock, and grunge. Basically, very open in musical taste. Had a really hot girlfriend, she was pretty fucking awesome, also played vidya and into comic books and star wars. At this point, was playing vidya EXTREMELY, played games a lot. Grades were slipping, and smoking weed stage was gone. Big ego was dropped, and had extremely low self-esteem and confidence.

>>893769
gotten really into art, aspiring toward tweedom
or is that not what you mean? i don't get it

>>893730
where did i go wrong?
sadness overwhelms me

made one yesterday

>>893814
so uh.....how does the story end?

>>893841
Why did your right tit shrink?

here, this is basicaly me. but I'm fatter

>age 10

fat, loud, class clown type who was obsessed with and really good at baseball.

>age 13

still fat, loud, and class clown, but obsessed with skateboarding. top of the class in terms of grades but getting suspended all the time for acting out and talking back to teachers, etc.

>age 16
skinny as hell due to growth spurt when 14, typical early 00's emo/punk suburbanite butthead. depressive but somehow still having one of the best years of my life.

>26

turned out pretty darn well. last semester of law school, have a great job lined up afterward, gf of 4.5 years i'm almost certainly going to marry, objectively speaking i really have my shit together and i'm pretty happy with life right now.

>>893841

Apparently you changed race?

>Sad
>Sad
>Still sad, but I'll pretend to be happy
>Everything is perfect <3

>>893925

Why is everything perfect all of a sudden?

>>893930
Because I decided to be happy, and get rid of all the retarded that was plaguing my life. I have good friends, a great family, and a good boyfriend.

>>893930
she's in LOOOVE cant you tell.
women.

>>893943

Oh, what's your boyfriend like?

>>893946
Things were perfect before my boyfriend, he's just part of it.

I drew this yesterday. I don't wanna do it again because it took too long, but I am curious as to how others have grown so consider this a free bump.

age 10
>lived with grandparents
>grew up with old timey fold rules
>usually good grades in school
>never talked

age 13
>still didnt talk
>moved in with father after court issues
>sad/angsty depressed all the time
>vidya all day erry day

age 16
>start talking, people tend to see me better
>started downhill skateboarding and freeriding
>still live with dad but rarely see him
>meet girl, proceed to date her
>life is going well so far

>>893953
He's a gamer pokemon dork with too much free time. He's sweet, sort of, and really funny. Kind of a dick, but I know he loves me.

NEET reporting in

Spastic little kid who ate dirt and read a lot, then a video game fanatic with a love for techno and bad fashion sense, then a unrepentant weeaboo working as a library aide, and now (at 22) a student with a love of world literature and aspirations of being a librarian.

One can dream.

oh Freddie

>>893768
made one
because why not

>>893992
I expect your next update to look like this.

>ever since my father died

I'm too lazy and terrible at drawing. 22 now and I don't feel like I've changed since I was 16 anyways.

hair is a huge part of who i am.

>>893738
At least we're not /soc/

>surfing and stuff and normal kid stuff
>surfing and normal 13 year old stuff
>get into music, start skating a bit, bit of anxiety/depression
>get into more music, skating a lot, pretty happy, cut off my long hair

>>894151

cool shirt buddy

Yes yes I had all the swag in high school, contain your orgasms

life is fun

>>894169
Black Flag bros.

That was the first shirt I made with a stencil that didn't turn out complete shit.
First it was white, then it turned yellow from wear, got some blood on it from shows, then it turned white again when we got some ultra-nigger strength soap. Stained it blue when I washed it with something black, and now it's fading back to white.
Love that fucking shirt. I wanna be buried in it.

Yes, my whole evolution amounted to growth of facial hair long beyond the point of acceptability, wearing boring greyish shirts, and totally forgetting what I dressed like when I was younger.

And the lack of ability to teach myself GIMP.

I blacked out.

>>894203

fuck yeah man, i tried to make a stencil shirt with just the bars on it but it turned out like shit so i ended up just buying one. is that a skateboard you are holding in the pic as well?

>>894240
Wish I could skateboard. It's my army jacket.
Got a version of it freshmen year and wore it when it was cold. Got a mid-weight version sophomore year and it didn't come the fuck off until I graduated. (Left it in because I cut off the sleeves of all my t-shirts one summer.)
I was 'that kid in the jacket who hates everyone'.
Good times.

>>894063

If you're not a troll you seem like an interesting person.

>>894247

haha i'd love to get an army jacket, but its too damn hot to wear anything more than a t shirt at the moment.

what are your favourite bands?

>>894265
>haha i'd love to get an army jacket, but its too damn hot to wear anything more than a t shirt at the moment.
I have a Canadian combat shit, which is light as fuck, but when it gets even too oppressive to wear that, I have a east German vest and shit to wear.

>what are your favourite bands?
It's going to sound generic, but the Ramones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Rush as far as 'all time favorite' bands go.
Punk's probably my favorite genre by far, but you can't listen to punk all the time.

This text is here to fool our robot overlords into thinking that I will actually provide an original comment along with the picture I posted.

>age 10
grunge kid
>age 13
punk/skater
>age 16
emo kid
>age 21
metalhead

>AGE 10
One year after contracting Type 1 Diabetes. Overzealous nerd, really excited about video games and anime and shit nobody at school really cared about. Not at the bottom of the social ladder, just sort of ignored, beginning to realize how shitty life is.

>AGE 13
Heard punk rock for the first time. One of five or so white kids in an all-black school. Stayed pretty much invisible, hardly talked to anybody, managed to have a couple acquaintances. Grades started slipping due to depression.

>AGE 16
Became an anarchist, grew slightly less alienated from people around me, but still not much in the way of social skills. Got a girlfriend, broke up after a few months, started dating her best friend. Skipped class or school altogether more and more, used diabetes as a convenient excuse.

>CURRENT AGE (20)
High-school dropout. Got my GED before anyone in my class graduated, scored a 31 on my ACT, going to community college for graphic design. Not hugely optimistic about my future, but I think I can manage. Been in romantic/sexual affairs with twenty women, currently in an amazing polyamorous relationship with a beautiful Palestinian girl. Getting in shape for the first time in my life. Feeling purposeful. My girlfriend is flying in from California in just a bit more than a day from now. Things are good.

(I met this girl on /soc/, what the fuck are the chances of that.)

why are you all standing like a fucking retard

>>894404
Back problems from sitting on the computer.
Either that or we're all super fans of Lester the Unlikely.

>>894404
Awkward compulsion, I always hold my right hand behind my back.

I'm pretty happy right now. The only thing I don't like about my life is that I'm not living on my own yet.

>>894417
Goddamnit I didn't upload the image.

>>894424
>mfw someone threw out my unicycle

All info in pic

>Age 10
a little shy, but normal and happy with friends, likes drawing, long hair.
>Age 13
move, go to new school, cut hair, puberty hits me like a truck, acne, bullied, make a few friends but they don't invite me to hang out, stay home and play video games outside of school, lose interest in drawing, stress goes up, become significantly shyer, shut in life begins
>Age 16
bullied by peers and teachers because I'm so beta, poor family can't afford new clothes, incredibly stressed, acne still, lost any friends I had, stop talking all together in school, bad grades, skip classes, frustrated so fight with parents a lot.
>Age 19
out of school for over a year, have barely left house at all, no friends whatsoever, socially inept, pale and skinny as hell, never been in a relationship and likely never will, acne pretty much gone but scarred as fuck, full on shut in at the moment.

Disappointed at how I let people walk all over me when I was younger but after the year off I've gotten out of that rut of bad thinking. I'm comfortable with myself now but not so much with other people and still don't really care for socializing. But I'm going to school next year at least so my life isn't completely hopeless lol.

>>894436
What are you going to school for? Both in the sense of "what are you studying" and "what do you hope it will do for you"?

>>894436
Why are you grey?

postan i guess

>>894451
IT tech. Only doing it to have a decent income eventually and it's not overwhelmingly interactive or anything with people face to face.
>>894466
wat lol.

>>894502
Your face is grey. Why is it so?

>10
I was shy, but life was ok.
>13
Still shy with a few skater friends.
>16
Hated myself and the world. Punk was a good outlet for rage.
>Now(23)
I've grew up a lot. I can hold down a job and make some friends.(still a little shy)

>10 Happy as hell, had high waters
>13 Still happy, still shitty clothes
>16 started getting into black and white, while friends were all black with emo/scene stuff.
>Current Stopped caring about what people thought of me and have quite a ton of friends, also quite good with technology in general.

>Age 10
Really bad situation at home, parents beating each other up physically. I'm kind of a bully, fight alot and took the habit of shoplifting all the time

>Age 13
Same situation at home, not really a bully anymore, don't have alot of friends.

>Age 16
Got alot more popular at school. Started selling weed. Become kind of a wigger, parents divorce.

>Age 26 (now)
Grow weed for a living. Make more money than doctors, can fuck anyone i want and i got hundreds of acquaintances. Stressful life but i can handle it. Still wanna shoot myself everyday coz childhood trauma never went away.


Guess thats me lol. Not really the r9k usual type but i love reading your stories.

>Age 10
Started watching Wrestling. Big fan of Dragonball Z, Batman, Superman. I played Pokemon Silver all the time. I've described as annoying and talkative child. Everyone called me weird.

Age 13.
Forced to go to Church by my parents. Slowly resenting religion and my parents. I watch wrestling. I play PS2 all the time and start doing martial arts. I start making the friends I have today. I learn how to pirate and start watching shonen anime. I read sprite comics. I make my own and they are bad.

Age 16.
Watch Naruto, Bleach. Fall in love for the first time. Claim Straight Edge. Become a huge professional wrestling fan. From this point, I become more self aware of how I appear to people and I stop giving a shit.

Age. 20
A cynical young man.

>Ha-ha! Time to draw!
>Open up picture
>Realize tablet is broken.
Fuck, when did this happen?

>age 10
Wearing whatever was in the closet, hanging out with friends everyday, happy, long hair.
>age 13
Ditched friends and wore douchebag/emo clothes since I wanted to be cool, it didn't work out, was a loner for 3 and a half years, depressed, short hair.
>age 16
Find more about life and the world, get even more depressed, have some friends once again but still depressed over everything. Also wore just normal teenage clothes, jeans, a nice T-shirt and a hoodie, never over my head, mid/long-hair.
>current age 22
Not as depressed, hanging out with friends, go out whenever I can, doing good in my last year of college, happy, mid-hair (shorter than when I was 16).

>age 10
no friends. not unhappy with it because they (entire school) aren't very interesting people. keep to myself, read a lot. start playing video games.
>age 13
we move and i switch to a new school in august. pisses me off (not good with change). really moody and angry, but the people in the new school are nice. girls all over me but all it does is make me uncomfortable. still keep to myself a lot, get fat.
>age 16
any attention i had from girls is gone. still not really up to dealing with it anyway. continue ignoring the social aspect of high school, despite being well liked. heavy into WoW, meet some really great people. really disillusioned with future, hate the whole institution of high school. still fat.
>current age
college is amazing. finally ready to be around people. met some really great/interesting people to complement my online friends, first time in my life i have real, close friends. finally understand where i want to go in life and how to get there. still dont give two shits what people think about me, help people deal with self-esteem issues, etc. starting to get in shape because i (finally) have reasons to. coursework is interesting.

life is good!

>10
Typical school life student, didn't have too many friends but at lest I had some.
>13
Middle school, didn't know anyone that lived near me, alone as fuck. My grades were pretty bad and didn't develop social skills properly.
>16
Starting Universtiy, some interesting people. Still doing it pretty bad at my grades but somehow moving forward, make some relatively close friends but lost them later.
>current age
Stuck with my degree project, become a neet. Lost all people I could call friend because drama years ago. Browse the internet 16+ hours a day. bad hygiene. Haven't had sex in 3 years. Don't give a fuck anymore.

>>893730

Sex change bitches!

thank god im over wearing boys skater shorts

>>894679
yeeup

Age 10
>Awesome, carefree, everyone thought I was funny, and would practice kissing with the girl next door.
Age 13
>Start taking ADHD meds.
>Gain some weight.
>Get depressed and anti-social.
>Vidya all day.
Age 16
>Off ADHD meds.
>No longer depressed or anti-social.
>Gained a lot more weight.
>Cool group of friends, hang out all the time. >"Nice guy" syndrome so girls don't even touch me in high school.
>Have this naive view on life which always kept me happy.
Age 22
>Just finished college.
>Lost some weight and still losing more.
>No longer virgin but still terrible with women.
>I did become anti-social and depressed again and was like this for most of college, but I've slowly started to get better.
>Realized that life sucks but instead of sulking about it to just roll with it.
>Realized I have just hit endgame and the game has changed.
>Time to make money.

Oh look. It's this thread again.
Take this /soc/ shit where it belongs. I mad because we already had a 300 reply thread yesterday.

I'm working on that whole, 'be not fat anymore' part. Lost 30 pounds so far.

>age 10
"I want to be a train driver when I grow up" "I like Thomas"
>age 13
Typical nerdy kid, no freinds.
>age 16
Went all Christian/straight edge, still no freinds
>current age (30)
In the 14 year gap I got into metal and gaming when I was at University. Got past my christian/conservative phase. Got qualified. Got a job. Found 4chan. Found 1chan. Got into serious trainspotting, urban exploration and battle reenactment. I have never had more freinds. My quest for power and fame continues.

>>894329
Don't have metal head hair, it has literally no style at all. Not even a /fa/ggot, it's just true.

>age 10
Average ginger kid, fulla piss and vinegar. Couple friends, still thought girls were icky, liked Transformers and horror movies and shit.

>age 13
Kinda friendless, since by then most of my friends had turned into alpha d-bags who didn't associate with the likes of me anymore, beta creepy acne-covered creeps who creeped me out, or gangbangers. I coped by turning into an angry little turd.

>age 16
Would be a fairly normal high school kid - average grades, average number of friends, learning to drive, starting to drink, still kinda confused by girls - except for my godawful jewfro/goatee combo. Ugh.

>age 21
Hory shet, what happened? God job, good income, out of my parents' house, decent 80's-action-movie-bad-guy beard, pretty fuckin' hot gf, AND I still find time to hang out and play vidya? Man, did I get my shit together or what?

Don't know why I even filled this out.

Fuck it. No one reads these but it's early and why not.
>Age ten
Was a happy, sheltered kid with a bad haircut. Parents only let me go on the computer for about 10 minutes a day, and only on weekends. Not even allowed to watch simpsons. Parents are clingy as fuck.
>Age 13
Angsty, stupid, knew nothing of the world. Got own computer. Spent most of my time on it discovering awful, fucked up porn and talking to pedophiles. Listened to bad music. Cried like a little babby if things went wrong.
>Age 16
Started dressing weird. lost friends. Gender identity issues. Online relationships, heartbreak, rejection, self loathing, growing mental instability.
>Current age (18)
Stop dressing like a lesbian but still dress tomboyish. have social anxiety,but hate self less. insomnia. abuse sleep meds and alcohol. use internet all day erry day

>age 10
played almost every sport even though i completely sucked at it. blonde hair, blue eyes, super athletic. loved playing outside and watching my brother play video games
>age 13
started wearing makeup. acne. 'popular'. liked boys a lot. was crazy. masturbated ALL THE TIME. first makeout with a boy. listened to a lot of hellogoodbye. secretly hated myself.
>age 16
got really into music and theatre. sang classical opera. loved jazz and fatty foods. dyed hair black. got chubby. no friends. spent a lot of time at home playing video games and browsing the internet.
>now; 19
lost weight. sing/love jazz music. cat is my only friend. still browse internet and play video games frequently. sleep a lot. community college. no real plans yet.

10
>GODDAMN LIFE IS GREAT

13
>move to a new state, get pretty viciously bullied through middle school, stopped really caring what i looked like

16
>lol i don't know who the fuck i thought i was fooling with this

now
>living in a city i love and feeling awesome about life in general

Not the same template, but still.

10
>cute little skip

13
>really bratty and entitled

16
>sucked first dick
>smoked weed
>partied
>lost virginity in a movie theater

now
>in college
>in a polyamrous relationship
>settled down a little
>occasionally having crazy sex with strangers

>>895108
>blonde vixen with big tits
Contact info?

>hey anon why are so quiet lol? XD

When I was a kid I was very very fat. I didn't really care, and was just happy, like any kid can be.

I then lost weight naturally, without trying, but I also got very bad acne. 13-15 was the worst period of my life. I seriously considered suicide.

At 16 I totally changed, both physically and mentally. I found happyness again, and I grew my hair, discovering it was curly. I also grew a moustache and my acne got a bit better. My fashion sense got better too. Nothing particular, but before I only wore tracksuits even though I never exercised.

Now my acne is pretty much gone, I got rid of the moustache and cut my hair so that the curls are still there, but I don't look ridiculous. I also started working out a bit, nothing extreme, but now my body looks much better than before.

Arms are for gay people.

ENGLISH SKINHEADS Oi! Oi! Oi!

;_;

ps: i am a bisexual foot fetishist and i'm browsing imageboards all day every day

Horray for having a tablet (even though i can't draw very well yet) and being bored/unemployed.

>I was going to write a description but some of my acquitances use 4chan, so...

cba to type stuff so just have pics

>>895264
>>895340
typical cumdumpsters
they don't even need to describe themselves, they know that the faggots in these threads will give them attention just for being female

fuck off

>All these blondes
Hnnnnng

Age 10: Happy little shit with bright hopes for future
Age 13: Started retracting from everything, friends, family so forth.
Age 16: Dropped out of school, went to work for little pay, long hours, and hard labor
Age 18: Spend free time on computer watching 4chan for a thread that either disgusts me or moves me, either is now rare.
Current: Hates life, Wishes i would have stayed in school. Failed at every relation i was in. Still working low pay and hard labor. Has a kid and no legal rights to see her.
What the fuck happened?

20 Minutes well spent.

>>894202
>The only asian
>In a Canadian school
What the fuck?

I'm pathetic as fuck

>>895418
>aged 13
>browsed /r9k/

Man 90% of these are all the same. seriously

>>895418
hey bro, why do you wear skirts? Faggot...

>>895418
> age 10
> thought about suicide a lot
Fuck me, does puberty really hit girls that early!?

>>895413
>actually wearing a tophat
dude what the fuck is wrong with you

>>895441
Believe me, it's fucking awesome. I really want big hats to come back into fashion. This female friend of mine has a triangle-shaped pirate hat (what do you call those?) and they're so much fun to wear.

>>895426
It's true.
>>895433
Because I'm gay as fuck.
>>895440
I didn't cope with roneriness well.

I didn't really change the clothes much... bleh.

>>895429
Hello, dear fellow /mu/tant.
>Original.

>>895455
is that a bulge what I see in the skirt at age 16?

>>895256
omg is this myles??

>>895464
Yeah, of my CHUBBY STOMACH.

WTF why the hell not.

Can't draw worth shit, textmode = on

>Age 10
Don't remember much, bad time in life - manic-depressive disorder + PTSD triggered by abusive stepfather. Lived in WA. No friends. Listened to a lot of Weird Al, country, contemporary christian. Played violin. Glasses, shitty clothes.

>Age 13:
Things getting better, abusive stepdad = fucking gone, new stepdad, he's decent. Move to AZ, holy shit, I has friends? I has friends, hell yes. Get involved in theatre, shit is cash. Start branching out in musical tastes, less country, more rock. No more violin, too much effort for not enough reward. Still glasses, clothes are better.

>Age 16:
Things are all right, shitloads of friends. Fucking love theatre stuff, start really getting into vidya and IT. Get into shit-tier techno, meh-tier metal. Still glasses, still prefer comfort over fashion.

>Current Age (20):
Living in WA again, not my choice. No local friends, miss AZ like hell. Lots of EBM/industrial/dubstep. Metal and punk = fine too. Still heavy into vidya and IT, want to be game designer. No job, feelsbadman. Care more about how I look, but comfort > all.

>>895455

I thought you were a chick man.

>>895218
Is that you, Beau?

The amount of effort and time you faggots put into this shit is astounding.

No one reads these things. Everyone posts even the troll ones rarely get replies.

>>895472
I am a chick, I'm just fucking around.

roasting original-style because fuck you

>>895482

Oh, k. Sorry.

>>895467
by any chance is your name Valeria?

>>895483

That's what I call growing with an arrow in the knee.

All info in the picture

>>895454

Tricorn hat?

Tricorn hat.

>age 10
uhhh I liked pokemon and those "sleeping" yo-yo's
>age 13
reading fanfiction and just started into manga and anime
>age 16
discovered reverse trap fetish which still plagues me to this day
>now 23
at least I'm optimistic about the future...

>>895413
You look like the lead singer.

http://youtu.be/-pWQkEWTY40

>>895500
That's the one. Tricorn hat. She has a buzzard's feather on it.

I've never been cool.

>>895523

Cool. Personally, I like fedoras.

Fucking awesome looking hats, those.

>>895541
oh my god. I knew r9k was full of social retards but this is just ridiculous

Posting the old one because I don't feel like putting in the effort that my psyche requires me to put in when making things like this.

>10
Playstation, nerd, wore shit bought by parents

>13
Playstation, nerd, wore shit bought by parents, more angsty

>16
Xbox 360, major nerd, skilled with computers and 2-stroke engines, bought my own shit

>Now
Navy, do whatever the fuck I can while off duty and won't get caught for, approaching borderline alcoholic

>>895549
>openly gay
>wears homestuck apparel

sounds about right.

contacts suck

>10
Happy, sociable, well mannered, popular

>13
Move to another country, start to feel a bit more shy but still relatively social, not as happy but content.

>16
experience both my first proper and negative relationship, mentally fucked, start retreating back inside my shell, have friends but am not very sociable, swear more often, start listening to metal "HURR DURR I'M A METAL HEAD". Pretty angry person. Discover 4chan.

>Current age: 21.
During the ages between 16 and current age I fell in love and had a 3 year relationship. Life was great, would see myself as an introvert but still had lots of friends and would socialize. Very happy. Grew out of the "metal head" phase, still listened to the music for fun occasionally but gained a more diverse musical taste. Aged 20 and relationship ended badly, "hate women" mode etc. Get depressed and just...being. Not feeling much.
Right now, I'm feeling happy again, content, seeing friends more often but still an introvert. Enjoying my degree, Life is going quite well.

I posted this before. Now i am gonna type a sentence to avoid the robot.

>>895549
bro bunp

why fuck bump hump

original enough for you moot?

>>895799
>my dad works for nintendo
fuck you

This took too long.

>>894436

I think.. I think I found a female version of me..

>>Straight and going to a university soon :)

>>895418
You seem pretty cool. At least you aren't a lazy motherfucker like most of us here.

>>895902
>still having a ponytail
>being autistic.

>>894436

this is a long shot but I'm >>895948, can I have your skype/msn?

It's okay if you dont like giving to /r9k/ sorts, I understand, but I'd be dumb not to try. I think we'd get on well.

I feel uncomfortable in bright colours. I have other more interesting attributes though.

>>895537
It's like you're me, your drawings are like the perfect discription of my life.

>>894375
People like you piss me off. I hope you get hit by a horse drawn carriage.