either it is charity or moot is going to start up a business with it. the investor must expect some kind of return.

it's probably just charity so moot can do something cool.

Get ready for the commercialisation of 4chan

>>8930100
Eccentric millionaires browsing 4chan? It's more likely than you think.

Millionaire here, I paid moot $625,000 to suck my cock.

the one problem with commercialization.. who the fuck is actually willing to pay for this?

>>8930107
No, he's making a new chan and leaving this one be. He said so.

That'll buy a lot of ramen.

>>8930147
>>8930084
Still, 625K to start a website? That's a little excessive isn't it?

It worries me more that it's so publicized moreso than the fact that someone actually dumped that load of cash on 'im.

>>8930107
moot is a faggot. he has talked himself in his own words about how that would be a good thing.

Moot (has said that he) accepted years ago that this was not a "secret club", and therefore, any attempt to keep 4chan taboo (exclusive in any way, and/or unappealing to the mainstream) is 'stupid'.

protip: moot is ok with this

moot is baller as fuck.

>I'm working on a new project to reimagine what an
>image board should be today using the current
>technologies available... our code is a decade old, the
>foundation is really rickety and the layout is old.

So basically what 420chan has been doing the past few years without half a million. Fuck you moot.

He's starting a brothel.

He's going to use the money to advertise 4chan during the Superbowl.

>>8930218
Truly, this would be an excellent choice for moot's final act of cruelty.

>>8930199

m00t is baller like Vanilla Ice is ghetto.

>>8930218
Better during the American Idol finale.

>>8930218

He doesn't have enough.

you are now realizing that moot is, in fact, not one of us.

moot is a normalfag hipster

just saying the truth out loud

He's invested in a television series on HBO.

>>8930268
I figured this out a few months ago
I say we stage a coup, and throw him out

he's been given the task of developing the next generation of psychological weaponry

>>8930268


so is everyone on /r9k/

Cool story moot, best of luck to you

>>8930268
It's true.
He may have been one of us before, but no longer.
He's the popular gay guy with the gaggle of girls around him.

>>8930284
you are incorrect

also fuck off.

>>8930284
Says the namefag.
Fuck off.

>>8930295

compare this board to /jp/ or even /a/ despite the post volume more than doubling in the past few months

this board is normalfag haven

>>8930310
Well we can thank moot's "Visit /r9k/" stunt.

>>8930197
this upsets me

rageblox

>>8930323
r9k has been normalfag for over a year

>>8930310
Well /jp/ is a wasteland that even the most pathetic basement dweller should look down upon and /a/... Well /a/ is a nice mix between the uber hardcore and the "lol kawaii giant robots are cool" types.

>>8930338
Sure, but the amounts have doubled over the last month or so.

>>8930347
> lol kawaii giant robots are cool"

That's /m/ bro

>>8930372
Egh, I tried to mix the casual "so kawaii" and the "giant robots/ninjas/pirates/samurai are so rad" types. The casuals, in other words.

As an entrepreneur/business founder and occasional 4chan dumbass, I wish moot the best of luck. Each one of you assholes using this website should be doing the same, but that is just my opinion.

Best of luck, moot!

good job moot, congrats bro

4chan is the modern underground

/r9k/ actually has the first thread about this:
>>8927437

and others as well:
>>>/a/34826681
>>>/g/10464244

SUMMON MOOT TO TELL US.

HA HOOOO WEEE HEEEEEEY MOOOOOOTTTT

>>8930547
>Implying moot isn't knee-deep in pussy on friday nights

>>8930452
>>8930452

I have lots of ideas but don't know how to get people to throw 625k my way. How do you get funding for business ventures when parents/family/friends aren't loaded enough?

>>8930547
ARISE, MOOT.

MOOT ARISE!

>>8930578
Do you have a pretty face? Take a couple of dicks in the ass and mouth.

If you're ugly then you're shit out of luck. Just yesterday I saw these two women at the supermarket and they were the prettiest things I've ever seen in real life. I kept thinking - these girls must have it good. Fucking genetic lottery.

>>8930585

Do we gotta keep holdin' hands, or...or what?

>>8930084
say what you will about moot but he's dedicated. I guess he instils some confidence in that regard.

>>8930084
Moot has the smile of a jester.

i from billywitchdoctor.com. arise, chicken. chicken, arise.

also grats moot

>>8930695
Yeah the same smile that charmed half a million dollars and then some out of somebody's pockets.

>>8930717
That doesn't change that he has the smile of a jester.

or

And your point is?

I love moot and would trust him with all of my vagina

His real name is Richard and his friends call him Rich.

I guess he's rich in more ways than one now haha.

>>8930729
My point is that it doesn't matter what kind of smile he has.

>>8930747
You are not a very imaginative person, are you?

moot hates charity. This can't be charity, then, it's probably an investment.

Maybe they just want him to get drunk, buy escorts, start a nice coke habit, and possibly get a nice gun... Well. that's what I'd do if I wasn't drunk and poor.

>>8930796

LOL! That's like letting /b/ babysit your kids.

I wonder if moot laughs at all the terribly misguided shit people say about him.

I say there's a 20% chance what results from this $625k will blow us away, and an 80% chance it will be a colossal waste of time.

yeah this place is becoming normal.

moot should ask b what to do with the money.... oh what a troll fest that would be. Imagine if he went on the news and said that he was going to do that with the money.

hookers and coke

botblox

>>8933436
It's
"Where did it all go?"
"Hookers and blow."

moot has so much more sex than you

I trust Mootykins and I'm sure whatever he does will be the benefit of mankind, or at at least adhere to his strict moral code.

Moot is using the money to figure out who was phone.

>>8933384
> implying that is a good thing

sad
sad :(

swearwords at Moot

>>8930976
> what results from this $625k will blow us away
you are correct. An avalanche of hipsters WILL blow us away and make this place shittier than /b/ + /jp/ combined

>>8935750
>implying /jp/ is shitty and not the last glorious bastion of old 4chan.

>>8935811
no, you're thinking of /a/. /jp/ IS, REALLY shitty.
you haven't hung out there much so shut up.

Who cares you fucking neckbeards. 4chan was never fucking fight club. its just a fucking web site with a lot of users who are too scared to show their faces.

>>8935811
>implying old 4chan was a good thing

>>8935841
bitch I LIVE there.
>>8935866
>implying you were there to take any measure of it's greatness

Moot is selling us to THE MAN!!!

Last one out turn off the lights!!

>>8933980
"Bought my momma a car, spent the rest on PCP."

It's the end of 4chan and anonymous and anonimity on teh interwebs as we know it.

>>8935918
nah mootles gave a speech at TED about just that. If anything it will be more anon....somehow

moot needs the money to use a giant laser to burn an image of Dickbutt onto the moon.

625 thousand dollars is enough, right?

>implying moot knows shit about shit
>implying he master planned the popularity of 4chan
>implying he wasn't just as surprised as we were that anyone outside his anime fan club ever posted on 4chan
>implying that poor investor isn't going to lose all his money and get nothing but calls for battletoads in return
>implying moot isn't a 625 thousand dollar troll

INB4 HE USES EVERY LAST BIT OF THAT .5MIL TO TROLL /r9gay/.

WATCH

HE'LL FIND A WAY.

I BET HE GOES ON GAIA AND SAYS

"HEY THE FIRST 60,000 OF YOU TO VISIT /r9k/ ON 4CHAN.COM GET 10$!" AND EVERYBODY WOULD COME

I FUCKING BET.

OR WHAT'S WITH THIS NULLSLEEP GUY?

PROBABLY A FRONT FOR THE JEWISH MOBSTERS WHO ARE FUNDING MOOT.