Korea: Hardcore gaming kid. Loves Starcraft and makes fun of kids who don't own a PC.

>implying i can read

>The whole school hates him but he's big so most are too scared to do anything about it.

I lol'd.
Yeah, whatever you say, I'll be over here producing 50% of the world's revenue and becoming the global center of art, because I actually buy shit.

I guess when you bring things down to a high-school level you get high-school level opinions, as in, retarded ones.

Spain: Used to run shit back in the day, Then France stabbed him in the *eye and now everyone knows he is just a pussy.

*1643, if you don't get this reference learn2 renaissance history.

>>8823610
>pretentious bullshit

Erm... excuse me... I'll just go over there... get a real job or something.

Iran: The kid who is butthurt about what's going on in his country, so he takes it out on us

>OP is an american, and an ignoramus

>>8823581

>implying shit wasn't given equally to all the countries
>implying you're not butthurt.

Mexico is the dirty kid who ends up selling weed in high school.

>>8823581
>USA
>global center of art,

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.png

ITT Hetalia Gakuen.

Russia: Trailer trash who comes to class armed with guns.

Japan: Member of every science club.
Asks random kids if they want see his copy of Hustler and hits on everyone's little sister.

This thread could potentially be awesome.
Please don't fuck it up with butthurt.

>>8823650

He's pretty good friends with Columbia and Panama but both him and Columbia don't trust Panama because him and USA used to be friends in Elementary School.

>>8823581
Don't get so butthurt. These are obviously generalizations, meant to be fun, not offensive.

Israel: Dirty jews.

>>8823535
your whole post makes me cringe, in a bad way

I mean I joke about it, but not everyone in the US is like this, right? I've seen some people I have actual respect for but lately most of them are like OP

Belgium. Autistic kid that gets beaten up by Germany, Holland, Luxembourg and France.

Switzerland: The kid who has a neutral opinion on everything, doesn't talk to anyone and generally doesn't give a shit

Brazil: That guy who's fucking awesome at soccer but is extremely friendly to an awkward fault and laughs at every single joke with a loud HUEHEUHEUHEUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUEHUEH

new zealand: always raving about sheep

This is awesome. Someone please do Germany and Australia.

God I wish sage actually did something

Puerto Rico: That tiny 4'0 kid that follows USA around and is basically his little bitch. Is known to sometimes display amazing skills for someone so small, but most of the time he's just lazy as fuck.

Mexico: they guy that does America's homework for a few cent but get most of it wrong anyways

Israel: America's sexually abusive stepdad. Israel is the reason why America acts the way it does now.

Poland: Awesome kid in middle school but then got beat up by alot of countries but is now friends with USA

My country is exactly like me in highschool

Africa: The entire Special Education class. Nobody is allowed to make fun of them.

Nigeria: Insanely rich and religious black guy who flaunts his wealth.

Canada: Usually makes peace with everyone and plays hockey

Japan: Sweaty fat pervert, hates America for throwing rocks at him in junior high

>>8823804
>Africa
>Country

Germany: Really hard working serious guy. Used to have some major aggression issues but after a few fights at school he almost got expelled so he started taking it easier.
Italy: The guy who who gets all the hot chicks but gets his ass kicked a lot. Used to bully kids with Germany. Ran shit in elementary school after he kicked Greece's ass.
Japan: Weird kid who girls find creepy. Hates China.

Georgia: Was Russia's little bitch, decided to have enough of it, however, Russia kicked it in the groin and that's that.

Ethiopia: The malnourished and starving Christian kid who whispers 'Haile Selassie' constantly to himself

Norway: That creepy guy who has no friends, follows people around and is too intimate with the teachers

Vietnam, girl with herpes on her mouth

>>8823830
Retard if you noticed I use them as a plural as in a bunch of countries. They're all the same downs syndrome ridden kids.

Germany: Usually angry and violent but a bro if you're friends with him.

South Africa: The skinheaded kid who speaks with a very thick accent, doesn't really do much except football and LAN parties

Jamaica: The violent, pot-smoking black guy.

this is like fucking alexis hetalia or something

Belarus: The huge, hairy, overweight kid who reeks of vodka and black powder discharge that you can see in the woods not far from the school chasing a wild bear

>>8823858
there's tthis kid who's german that goes to my school and he's such a douche, but he's a bro to every douchey guy out there.
we've got a lot of those ._.

USA (version 2) : Big time jock at the high school, pretty much runs shit. Can be an asshole at time but he means well.

>>8823834
Japan also bullied smaller people and taking their stuff before America put some sense into them and knocking their ass out

Finland is that guy who is always really nice and got good grades but he never really hung out with anyone or did anything.

India: That fucker who's extremely good at math and computers. Basically a brown version of China, except India smells wierd.

France: The hipster.

Vatican Republic: The extremely religious kid, brofists Ethiopia on a regular basis, only to cripple it further.

Used to be shady and unnoticed in school, until recently after V.R. Raped a young boy

>>8823809
Oh good one you fucking retard.

Germany: Rival of USA (who plays is captain football team) Germany is captain of the basketball team. Hits on France (shes a slut), right now they are in a relationship. Date raped Poland at a party (WWII) but got beat up by russia in a drunk fight. Now though his posse has grown again (EU), and has mellowed out a lot.

Thailand: The psuedo-hooker who comes to school in a traditional dress, except for the fact that she has puncture wounds down here left arm, foam around her mouth, the stench of rice whiskey, semen and god-knows what on her.

Pretty good in cooking class, but back in the day, got assraped by the French, only to snap his dick off and elbow him in the jaw

>>8823973
>Germany is captain of the basketball team
No you fucking American. Why on earth would any European play basketball?

>>8824009
>implying there isn't european basketball leagues

Vietnam : passive agressive

>>8824009
get more than one sport eurofag, give me something to work with

America: The guy who is sick of all the try-hard faggots everywhere

Scotland: The one kid in class who has actually done heroin, drinks most school nights and has greasy stains on his homework. He has to sleep in the burnt-out car on his street because his parents always fight.

What kind of motherfuckin' high schools did half of you guys attend?

Netherlands: the rich kid with lots of friends because he trows around with his money

Luxembourg: Autistic kid who can do maths and nothing else. No friends, skinny as fuck, never says a word.

Somalia: Nigger who dropped out of school and jumps people and steal their money

>>8823790

This is actually a very good analogy.

Iceland: short stocky blond, heavy smoker.