Why are you using a cardboard box as a table?

would you like me more if i was smart, /r9k/?

i have an honor roll pin somewhere, but no way to photograph it for you. will you believe me?

>graduating from a community college
>haven't had a job since high school

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ADVICE DO YOU POSSIBLE HAVE TO OFFER?

>>8822567
because it works alright for what it needs to do, and when i have to move (which i did just recently), i can turn it on its side and most of the stuff is already in there. also, i have no real sense for home decor.

>>8822475

What's your major and graduating GPA?

>>8822619
i dunno. i could tell you how to make a few good mexican dishes, or suggest some books or movies.

>>8822622
speech-language pathology, and i am graduating with a 3.8 GPA

>>8822671
oh, and i guess i could also tell you how to live without getting a job since high school. (answer: have nice parents who house you until you're finished with school)

why do you think kids love Cinnamon toast crunch cereal?
blox

I lolled hard OP, why does no one else get it?

To other noobs,look at other thread

>>8822732
perhaps because, like many cereals, it is kid tested, mother approved, and doesn't taste like apples.

also, humans naturally like sweet foods. they dislike bitter foods, because bitterness in food can be a sign of toxicity, so the appreciation of bitterness tends to be an acquired taste in humans, while children and pregnant women have a higher rejection of bitter flavors.

i just find that interesting...so i thought i'd take this opportunity to share it

Did you enjoy reading Stranger in a Strange Land?
If so, you have no taste in books.

>>8822829
Don't listen to this faggot.

You need to get the expanded version of Stranger though. I also approve of your Kerouac.

>>8822760
well, i'm glad you see what i did there.

i dont get why she left out "ladies" at the end of her post...maybe she considers us all gentlemen? or she thought only gentlemen would be speaking to her? i dunno. thought i'd take the liberty to include our fine robot women into the equation.

>>8822871
Why am I a faggot, because I didn't like a poorly written car crash of a novel?

>>8822829
i read a few pages of it, enough to lol at heinlein for being a hippy whenever discussing science fiction (though im not actually very critical or snobbish, not my thing). I really prefer the martian chronicles and ray bradbury in general. did you know he didnt even go to college? and i think he wanted to become a magician. lol.

>>8822871
i will do so if i ever read the whole book. i havent finished On The Road, either, though i approve of the guy's writing style. the subject of the book doesn't interest me too terribly much, though.

>>8822921
>though im not actually very critical or snobbish, not my thing
Neither am I. There's no two ways about it though, it's a bad book. Poorly written characters (mary-sues galore) and the book turns into Harry Potter halfway through.

>>8822966
haha, that's basically what my boyfriend tells me. whenever people bring up stranger to him, the first thing he says is that the characters are cardboard. his summary: "the good guy does things that are good, and the woman is a woman."

now i wish i had a picture that would better show off my /lit/ tastes. i'm not much of a fiction reader, though i like it occasionally. most of the pics in OP pic were loaned to me (including Please Kill Me, i'm not that punk rock).

how many gs's have you had?

>>8823159
"gs's"?

golden showers? gaming systems? godly shits?

halp me anon

Heheheh. I saw the other thread like this. I love you OP

>>8823251
aw shucks, thanks Anonymous

i wonder why smart girl is getting more posts than me.

am i boring?
is it because she mentioned her womanry?
is my dean koontz manga that off-putting?

i ask not because i am actually concerned, but because i am bored and bumping my thread.

ooohhhh, oohhhhh
i got a question!
what/who are you?
( that should hold you for a while ;) )

How old are you?
areyoubloxx

>>8822475

So, male or female?

I've decided from the fact that you didn't tell us is a sort of more modest approach.

>>8823471
oooh, that is a nice one, anon. I will take my time with it. just lettin you know i'm gonna try and answer. (though i might end up giving a short answer even if i think for a while)

>>8823512
i turn 20 in a few days.

>>8823517
female. it was partly to see how much response a post would get when gender is left out, and also because i don't identify very strongly as female.

>and also because i don't identify very strongly as female
details or can you expand on that?

This isnt facebook, TITS OR GTFO.

cup size?

What game's in your GBA? That will tell me more about you than anything else I would barely care about

>>8823471
>what/who are you?

i'm in a spiritual health class this semester, and we did an activity recently where we got with a partner and they had to stand behind us and whisper, "who is this?" over and over again. creepy shit. it was like the carpe diem scene in Dead Poet's Society. I just laughed and couldn't think of a response.

I'm someone who doesn't get bored very easily. I am drawn to medical professions because of their utility. I am a loner. I don't dislike people, but I have noticed some trouble with relating to them sometimes. Overall I am unremarkable, but my goal in life isn't to be especially memorable, I would just like to have done something of use (i consider the medical field to fall into this category), and to have meant the things i've said and done. This is starting to sound kinda gay now though, so i'mma stop. good question bro

>>8823612
Sounds silly, but I saw myself as male/neutral for most of my childhood. it didn't really strike me that others perceived me as female until I got to mid-highschool. it felt awkward and bad, and for a little while i wondered if i was transgendered. I'm not, though. I just float between maleness and femininity, and as time goes on, the two mean less and less to me.

>>8823690
tiny. usually i tie em down with a bandana.

>>8823707
Pokemon, of course. I don't have many GBA games.

>>8823782
i felt/feel the exact same way, except reverse the genders.
i think that everybody is just generally moving towards mental and physical androgyny, which kind of sucks since i look like a bear/caveman, but oh well.

0/10.

It is a TROLL.

I'm super bored, wanna do something naughty with me?

>>8823828
huh, interesting. thanks for your input, anon! i think that too, sometimes.

My boyfriend is at times much more feminine than i am, and yet he doesn't feel moved to shave his neckbeard. He likes it too much. I'm small and girlish in figure, and though I wish I could grow a cool mustache or have a different voice, I do like my boobs.

So, Anon, i hope that you get to a place where you like your bearmode bod :)

seriously, you could be missing out...

>>8823895
>>8824006

no thanks, mister

>>8824006
I'll take you up on that offer, daddy.

>>8824006
you remind me of that guy from "Friends."
and even though i'm mostly into skinny guys, your body's kinda sexy

do u live with ur parents

>>8824161
yes i do, and in a senior community at that.

>>8824006
>>8823895
YES YES YES MOAR