If you're so smart, why are you working for The Man?

>intelligent woman
>implying IQ isn't redundant

doesn't compute.

>Intelligent

>Woman

Pick one.

>Mensa

I lol'd

is punk dead?

why do you think kids love Cinnamon toast crunch cereal?

So, how much do you weigh?

what's the square root of cocaine?

are you proud to be an assistant inventor of misogynism?

why do white people smell like dogs when it rains?

Why did you go to college you cretin?

>>8821520
I'm reasonably smart, more like a low tier genius, according to IQ. And, yeah, IQ isn't a great measurement of intelligence, but it does give an easily referenced number.

I'm working for the man because the system pays well, and I like the idea of order. That's pretty much it. I'm involved with politics, but my views are generally mundane. Sorry, but that would bore you, I think.

How does it feel to be boring

UPenn?

I'm supposed to be impressed by UPenn?

You do know that "Ivy League" is just an athletic conference, right? Do you play sports? Then it doesn't matter.

>>8821510
>>8821510

If you measure one being Intelligente with a number ie (IQ) you are stupid, and far from intelligent
Law is dumb shit, stuyding 100 years then you have to go back read your pretty laws anyway when needed

your degree doesnt make you intelligent, nor what you study

are you trying to convince us or yourself that your life has value?

what were your dreams as a kid and how come you didn't follow them??

you down wit OPP

>>8821531
Um, both. Again, there are many on this board more intelligent than I, but at least it throws out there that not all women are retarded. Now just wait for the typos, lol.

>>8821538
So did I :).

>>8821542
I don't know, not my genre. I remember hearing punk was dead after CBGB's closed, but as far as I was aware, punk had long since moved on from there. What do you think?

>I'm boring
>I show off my intelligence to make up for a lack of personality

I have an IQ of 43 some doctors say I'm mentally retarded.

why are you qualifying yourself to an imageboard?

>>8821607

/Thread.

All (truly) smart girls are boring have the personality of an angry goat.

>>8821510
How come you aren't a libertarian? All smart people are libertarian (see: Ron Paul).

>>8821510
>>Posting on 4chan.
Not smart.

>>Woman.
Whore.

Get back to the kitchen whore.

If you use IQ to show people how intelligent you are instead of just positing an idea that is interesting, then you have listened well and understood nothing. Your Cornell ID and Mensa certification is wonderful self-wankery, but when you die, I hope you realize what you threw away in order to be "successful" and "smart".

>>8821572
>the system pays well
nigga please. i thought you were smarter than that. nothing that a school can teach you to do will ever pay well as long as the world turns.
>I like the idea of order
are you implying you can't create order for yourself? I don't see the relevance here.

...so are you sure it isn't just that you're not really smart enough to make it by yourself?

sup. investment banker here. how's it feel to know that you've chosen to be a mere amanuensis or ink-stained scribe? you will spend most of your professional life doing little more than distilling the intentions of commercial men to contractual form, and in exchange you will live (relative to those commercial men) in penury.

ya but srsly that's what you've done. dumbass. just fyi, ya noe, i also have a law degree, so i speak not from ignorance.

>>8821545
Pretty awesome. Wegmans sells an impostor cereal that's half the price and almost as good. More into Lucky Charms for sugar cereal, though.

>>8821549
I'm thin for my height. Then again, I'm 5'11". I run regularly, I ran cross country in high school, and later ran track for a year in college.

>>8821551
Adderall.

>>8821566
Not sure what I've had to do with misogynism, other than the obvious posting on this board. Then again, those who are deeply set in their views won't be changed one way or another by one thread.

This is awesome!

Good job on your accomplishments. :')

so did the degree come accidentally while trolling college for a husband or are you really just a black hole where domestic duties/personality/sexuality should be?

Its ok, I bet you are fat and ugly.

Have you noticed a gender disparity in your travels through the upper reaches of intellectual life?

>>8821670
And if so how would you explain it?

Have you noticed a wealth disparity on your quest for higher education?

>>8821510
You do realize that your genius could do far more for humanity if you would do some science instead of law, right?

Yeah, you seem smart to me:

>>8821545
>why do you think kids love Cinnamon toast crunch cereal?

>>8821651
>Pretty awesome

WELL HERP DE DERP

>>8821626
>>8821626

another anon that thinks alike me huh, she didnt reply me yet though.

This has nothing to do with gender, but do you consider yourself as emotionally intelligent as you are booksmart? I ask because most leading psychological research points pretty strongly towards multiple intelligence theory, and one of the more prominent theories (Baron-Cohen's autism theories) posits that there are two types: empathetic and systemizing.

Clearly, at least to a point, your systemizing ability is in order, but the fact that you actually spent the time arranging these things for a photo, editing out any clues as to your identity, taking the photo, making a trip, and then making a thread just to prove that you are an intelligent female basically screams out to the psychologist in me (I'm a second year PhD candidate, so there is some intellectual basis for this) that you may have some validation issues.

I certainly wouldn't call it penis envy or any of that hokey Freudian bullshit, but perhaps some sort of narcissism or dependency? Not at all taking a gender stance here, many many men have these validation issues, but given that emotionally intelligence usually doesn't result in tangible evidences like systemizing, it's interesting to hear how a smart person (girl, no less) responds.

>>8821641

>investment banker

in b4 404

>>8821697
>implying "contributing" is the smart thing to do

>>8821677
This is only true if she has the right combination of aptitudes to not only be good in science, but also to enjoy it. Law and science are two very different fields requiring different forms of thought.

(typobloxagain)

Why law school? Law schools are repositories of some of our country's most mediocre minds.

Why didn't you enter a Ph.D program and ultimately contribute to the totality of human knowledge if you're as smart as you claim?

Also, to which area of the law did you devote the most study?

>implying you're intelligent
>browsing 4chan

good one.

>>8821651
>Adderall.
incorrect. the answer is Chevy Chase in Fletch.

and they let you into Cornell Law? bitch please.

>>8821703
"emotional intelligence" is bovine excrement

>>8821568
I wasn't aware we did.

>>8821569
LoL, because I wanted to be successful, although my definition of that has changed over time. I enjoy studying law and look forward to working in environmental litigation.

>>8821580
I realize I'm boring, but I kind of like it :).

>>8821584
It's the number four ranked school in the US for undergrad, but your opinions are up to you. Yeah, I played a couple sports there, although I didn't attend for sports.

>>8821593
I may be drinking, but I hope you're foreign, because your English sort of sucks. Meh, interests aside, I'm sure I'm more intelligent than most here. I'm well aware that some here are more intelligent than I.

>>8821703
Freudian perspectives do have their place. Some are outdated, but many still hold their ground in a predominantly anti-Psychodynamic country.

Christ, another wax-vagina'd, horse-faced lawyer bitch. Just what America needs.

>>8821723
You will do nothing.
You are nothing.
You are a slave.

>>8821703 here

Also, I'd like to say that the morons here hell bent on disproving your intelligence by asking retarded questions like "Why didn't you enter a Ph.D program and ultimately contribute to the totality of human knowledge if you're as smart as you claim?" should be completely ignored. High intelligence has nothing to do with contributing to anything, it's simply the ability to amass and qualify data better than others. At the least, they are trolls, at the worst, they are misogynist trolls who are jealous of your accomplishments.

>>8821742
You are CLINGING for approval, bro.

why do you insist on making me feel unsuccessful?

>implying MENSA isn't a fucking scam. Have you seen the idiots in there?

>Women
>Using an IQ test to measure her self worth.
>"I am smart. I practice law." No. No you are not

There are a LOT of female geniuses out there. You are not one of them. trust me on this. you are an asspie idiot with more self confidence issues than i care to list.

law?
that's a waste of your intelligence

>>8821742
I'M BLIND!!!
>from the brightness of this white knight

>>8821752
No one's insisting. You just are.

>>8821596
I believe that all lives have inherent value. My life isn't worth more or less than others. inb4 religious trolling.

>>8821597
I wanted to be a doctor, but I figured I could effect more change as a lawyer.

>>8821599
Yeah, you know me.

>>8821607
My personality is somewhat bland, it's true.

>>8821609
You type better than half the posters ITT, including me.

>>8821612
I was just trying to answer questions as they were posted, in order, but it's quickly devolved into that, you're right.

Slight legal problem here.
A couple days ago, a kid in my college class (who is mentally retarded) walked up to me and called me a 'Fake American'. Now, I am an Asian American born in America, and he has harassed me on my race before. Having had a shitty day, I socked him in the face and proceeded to attack him, before screaming at him, "Try that again, you pussy little bitch, and it'll be the last thing you do!" and walked away.

The problem is, this kid's a WASP, and his parents have some cash in their pockets. Could they sue me for assault, and if so, what would be the course of action I'd need to take?

>>8821776
>I was just trying to answer questions as they were posted, in order, but it's quickly devolved into that, you're right.
He means the pic, you fucking retard.

lol at the munificently philanthropic aspies in this thread. you fucking retards. do you fail to understand that, while you're being paid 50k to 'advance humanity' from a corner of an industrial park somewhere, the one who is the far more intelligent is the commercial and epicurean man who contributes nothing, lives a hedonistic life on the salary of a lawyer/banker, and then takes, with disdain, the benefit of your work?

>>8821764
Oh no, that's not any ordinary white knight.

That's one trying to demonstrate his capacity to someone he considers grounded and successful. He's doing this more for his own gratification of "I want to feel smart, and so I must convince others that I am smart." rather than "YOU HAVE BOOBS AND I NEED TO MAKE YOU NOTICE ME."

>>8821607
>>8821626
>>8821679
These.

You sound like you have no real individuality or personality rather than to do what is considered intelligent and are good at retaining what you read.

Tell me something truly intelligent you have done that isn't along the lines of doing really well on a school test.

>>8821726

I am a PhD student. If you are still psychoanalytic post humanistic movement and post CBT, you are hardly fit to call yourself a psychologist. Particularly if you use ideas like penis envy.

Most 'psychoanalysts' these days (all 5000 of them) even won't consider themselves Freudian. It's usually some still irresponsibly unscientific mix of Jung and Freud with a little Rogers thrown in and a little outdated behaviorist science just so they don't come off as huge assholes.

>>8821723
yeap, foreign, learning english from the internet has its drawbacks, but is funnier

>>8821739
this does make sence

>>8821742
im still conviced that all that "LAW" is about is reading and remembering all the various fucking codes books and whatanot, doesnt take to be Intelligent, just takes to like it

I wonder how you define yourself more / less intelligent than others, you challenge people regularly at chess or something?

>>8821789
haha <3 that retard.

Do you feel proud of being part of Mensa?
I mean, do you take every oppurtunity you can to tell people you're a part of it?

ill put it simple, i hate you. you're an obnoxious selfcentered attentionwhore.

lolgenius

as for my question, why on earth did you choose a place like this for attempting to lift your confidence up? not very intelligent of you since we hate your kind by default

>>8821742

I'm not attempting to "disprove" her intelligence, Sir Whiteknight of Whiteknightia. That would require me to offer counterevidence that outweighs successful matriculation at two Ivy League schools.

What I'm trying to understand is why somebody as intelligent as her would choose the bar over the academy.

Also, she's never going to have sex with you. The only sort of opportunity you'll ever have to probe her is with questions in this thread. Either do so or kindly shut your fucking mouth-hole.

Describe string theory to me in your own words.

>>8821723
UPenn is number four? At what? Schools with Penn in the name? Lots of big names come to mind in front of Penn...Stanford, Harvard, MIT, Berkeley, UCLA, UCSD, Princeton, Caltech, etc etc etc.

I suspect from your writing, by the way, that you will make a barely competent attorney.

I am a woman with an IQ of 167. Make me a sandwich, bitch.

>>8821750

Just because I state the painfully obvious that you are morons doesn't mean I care about OP's approval. It is possible to not "choose a side." I just think the whole HURR DURR RATHER THAN ASK MEANINGFUL QUESTIONS I WILL JUST TRY AND DISPROVE OP'S CLAIM deal is pretty blase.

Doing well in school =/= intelligence by the way. I go to Harvard and I'm stupid as shit. I just study my ass off.

Why don't you answer all the questions posed to you? Do you feel as if some of them aren't intelligent enough for you?

Also: Why haven't you shown your tits yet? You know all us men on 4chan enjoy seeing breasts, no matter how awful they look. So why haven't you shown your breasts? Personally, I believe any woman who shows their tits on 4chan are more intelligent, interesting, and confident than other females who go on here. But hey, I'm a kissless virgin misogynist who's failing college, so what do I know.

>>8821776
>Lawyer
>More effective at changing people's lives than a doctor
You are a parasite.

>>8821617
Wow, sure, I guess. Seems like you're a little riled up.

>>8821624
There are smart people in most political parties. I think the politics of ones 'rents are more highly correlated to ones political views than intelligence is to said views. Some of my views are somewhat libertarian, such as those regarding the second amendment. Then again, I'm for strong environmental protection. Most people have views that don't neatly fit within the confines of a single party.

>>8821625
I already ate, thanks.

>>8821812

while many (the majority of?) law students are as you describe (the asian worker-bee kind) there are many briliant minds in the judiciary and profession.

How many cocks have you sucked?

>>8821833

you're poor and irrelevant. rage from your corner, little man.

>>8821804

I'm no white knight. I just think (rightfully so) that 4chan retards are, well, retards.

I did the same thing in a Goofy thread when some asshole spent the whole time trying to prove he wasn't real, and in a Mr. Bubbles thread when some asshole was trying to troll him into saying he wasn't aspie.

>>8821812
The law is generally unclear on many issues. There is a reason parties in a dispute hire lawyers. It is not because all the judge has to do is look up the rule in a book for the "right" answer. People saying otherwise are probably engineers.

Do you think black people are genetically inferior to white people?

Do you know what TITS means? How about OR? You must have heard of GTFO. Put 'em together and that's what everyone ITT should have replied with.

ITT: self-centered bragging bitch + many jealous children

it's like i'm really watching trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling...

>>8821808

This. The only people who care about Freud anymore are people doing philosophy, cultural studies, lit crit, and intellectual history. Practicing mental health professionals will have some acquaintance with Freud, but they will never be Freudians.

>>8821808
Have you ever been to NYC? Northeast? California?

Psychoanalysis is still prevalent in those areas. Granted, I grew up in the south and did receive some training and therapy in CBT and hated it and its structure.

It's all about the therapeutic alliance, to be honest. There's plenty of empirical evidence (sans pharmaceutical research) that shows psychoanalysis to be just as effective, and oftentimes MORE effective than CBT/DBT. I do believe, however, that the therapists' preferences and specific therapy style must be aligned in order to have any effect. You can't have a person with an aptitude/affinity for psychoanalytic styles attempt to perform successful therapy using CBT methods.

>>8821865
>that's what everyone ITT should have replied with.
This isn't /b/.

YA'LL POSTIN' IN AN EGO THREAD

OP, you try too hard. You are a person who happens to be a woman and also happens to be 'intelligent'. Your intelligence is merely based upon the agreement of other like-minded individuals who consider themselves to be above average pay grade. You can do much better than the shitty means of expression you've got going for you right now and you should try to. You, as an 'intelligent' person, owe yourself that much.

Sincerely Yours,
A winrar

Ivy league = waste of money

An ivy league education does not automatically make you a pro at something. Bush went to Ivy League school. Many of the bad politicians and judges went to ivy league schools. Ivy league people seem like stuck up people to everyone except other people who went to ivy league schools.

>>8821887

attending an ivy league school isn't done for that reason. it's to tick a box and demonstrate the modern equivalent of 'breeding'.

>>8821626
I'm a little cautious of accepting this at face value, considering the number of low-functioning people on this board. I'm fulfilled and I love my life. That's enough for me.

>>8821627
Well, I don't mean to sound defensive, but I've been signed on for considerably more money than most on 4chan make. Most here aren't well into six-figures on graduation.

>>8821641
Okay? For all the butthurt, I'll be making 200k a year, which is fine with me. Also, while I'm working for a corporate firm, I won't be in corporate law. Please don't assume that all in law are working corporate law. Or, that lawyers went into the field simply to make money. It's a wonderful perk, but it's not why I signed on.

>>8821656
Thanks, can't wait 'till the sharks eat you for that comment.

I can respect a smart lady. In fact, I'd rather talk to a smart lady than a dumb broad any day of the week, but you just seem like an elitist bitch. I like to think I'm of slightly-above-average intelligence, but I'm not going to traipse around showing people my credentials. Way to have absolutely no modesty or social skills.

>>8821906
Oh shut up, you dumb 19-year old cunt. If it were a guy, you'd be dripping down your legs for approval.

>>8821879

I live in NYC. I have attended the psychoanalysis seminars and conferences. It is a joke. There is virtually no science behind any of it. There is more science behind Rogerian therapy than Freudian.

The single most important variable in the success of psychological treatment is the patient-therapist relationship, but I can't for the life of me see why anyone would want to use such a drastic one way treatment philosophy. It's so...inorganic.

Also, drug treatment is not effective. It is temporary and fleeting. Nearly everything is more effective than drug treatment over a 5 year period.

Are you aware of what the word Mensa means in Spanish?

>>8821924

latin, you tool.

why do you lie?

Meh. Even though you're one of the rare women with a high IQ, you're stil a woman and that makes you think in the most unresonable and stupid ways. So, you're still an idiot.

> I'm sure I'm more intelligent than most here
Like every single person that has ever existed on this planet. I hope you realize that.

>>8821899
>implying 200k per year as a first year associate in this economy.

Probably the most effective troll I've seen yet.

>>8821929
Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

>>8821884
>>8821703

op hasn't responded to either of the two actually decent posts in here that require thought rather than just "i'm really smart you guys!" therefore i call troll and will hide this thread

>considers UPenn a real Ivy
>calls self intelligent
dohohoho

Lawyers generate no new ideas or things. They merely protect old ones. Unless they are Larry Lessig, but very few lawyers are Larry Lessig. Why have you chosen such a boring, unimaginative field?

Comp sci fag.

>>8821921
Wow, it sounds like you know exactly what you're talking about! Obviously I shouldn't have been so bold as to assume that I know myself better than the anons of 4chan. You guys have got me all figured out!

>>8821922
Excuse me, my educated friend. I'm a starting Psych student, aka going onto my second psych class next semester, and would like to know if you have any books on the subject to suggest?

It would be most appreciated as you don't seem to be a retard.

>>8821662
I didn't attend for a husband, nor did I find one. Despite what you read in Hustler, most women don't attend top colleges to troll for men. At least, not in my experience.

>>8821667
I'm thin, not ugly. Won't lie, I'm not hot, either.

>>8821670
No, but there's a hell of a wealth disparity. I was one of the poorest students on campus.

>>8821674
I had a BS in undergrad, and there were more women than men, but the science I was in traditionally attracts more women than men. The engineering department may have been different. I don't think women are less capable at science, but they do choose those majors at lower rates. Probably for a variety of reasons.

>>8821676
Yes, answered above in this post.

>>8821929
No you nigger, I am aware the source they are using is from Latin, however it means something else entirely in Spanish.

Tell us a little about your love life. Can you find suitable dates easily?

FYI, I'm answering these in order and trying not to miss any. I'm falling quickly behind. I didn't think this thread would be this popular.

>>8821939

the difference between her and you is that she can point to things that evince intelligence; you're just another example of the man on the omnibus, who perceives himself, without any clear explanation as to why, to be just a little more intelligent than the man next to him.

>>8821956
Betty Friedan called, she disagrees with you. Oh, wait, you probably don't even know who she is.

>>8821950
>OP hasn't responded to my posts yet!
FTFY

It is pretty obvious from her posts she is answering them in order and hasn't got that far down yet. Dumbass.

>>8821978
Actually he didn't samefag. I'm the "YALL POSTING IN AN EGO THREAD" guy. I'm also the person asking the Psychfag to suggest some reading.

>>8821967
>posts misogyny-bait
>is surprised by shitstorm/attention


>Ask an intelligent woman anything.
>intelligent woman
>intelligent

I see.

>>8821946


>implying 200k for a first year associate in any economy

my dad is a senior partner at a reasonably powerful law firm. he said you are doing nothing but junk cases for mediocre pay your first five years unless you are the very best, then it's only your first three.

the average salary for a lawyer:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/job=attorney_/_lawyer/salary

definitely a liar. also, law is the single most chauvinistic profession on the planet. my ex did 18 months of stanford law and then quit because she was tired of men literally grabbing her ass. perhaps you're quite ugly and won't have to worry about that, but if not, get ready to REALLY earn your "200k"

>>8821967

it is wildly popular because they are every bit the shut-in, aspie misogynists whom they joke about, so the appearance of a relatively intelligent woman who has demonstrable achievements has incited apoplectic fury in them. this has been the best troll of /r9k/ that i've seen since its inception. brofist.

>>8821922
No no, I'm not saying that it should be Freud and Freud alone in any sort of therapy any more than I believe one should maintain a staunchly CBT-based therapy. I think any successful therapy should be comprised of a splicing of styles, though obviously there will be a primary focus.

I did say that many of Freud's perspectives are outdated, but I'm also firmly convinced that people internalize different aspects of themselves and their environment as children, leading to their perception of their self later on in life. I'm also convinced of the effects of mentalization, and the development and effects of a secure/insecure attachment type (though these are arguably one in the same). My current research is on attempting to incorporate attachment type in a tool used to assess PTSD susceptibility.

Do you go to NYU?

>108 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
>NO IMAGES

you're not a woman unless you can prove it.

Mr. Psychologist, why did I stop doing work at my boarding school? It's one of the best high schools in the country, but frankly, I didn't care about anything after my disillusionment. I didn't even care enough to use my legendary paper writing skills (write a 10 page paper in one school day, during breaks, and get an A.)
Now I'm technically not enrolled in any schools.

I told my psychologist and my psychiatrist about some of the problems that had plagued me, and now they have labeled me as a paranoid schizophrenic. I wasn't being completely honest, though, and some of my delusions were more like daydreams to entertain me.

>>8821899
>not being defensive
>comparing to "most of 4chan"
this courtroom is out of order!

and really, how are you going to enjoy your relatively good (compared to most of 4chan, which is apparently the standard we all should judge ourselves by) fortune in the 15 minutes of free time you'll have each day as a fancy lawyer?

>>8821968
You forgot too add "you fuckin moron" at the end of your sentence.

>>8821954
It's not too hard when that's ALL THAT YOU DO.

>>8822040
>NO IMAGES
Welcome to /r9k/.

>>8822032
Agreed. Posting in an absolutely epic troll thread.

>>8822024

i doubt that she's lying; 200k is within what i understand to be the range for a nyc firm, and she's an ivy league grad. that said, i do wonder who is paying so highly for environmental law.

>top law firm located on the West Coast of the US

So, Larry H. Parker or Miles L. Berman?

So do you enjoy bragging about your intelligence to strangers over the internet?

If you're as intelligent as you claim, then why are you attention whoring for a bunch of teens? That's kind of sad that despite all of your accomplishments, you still can't hack it with people your own age.

>>8822056
Essentially, because new text is so easy to generate, but new images involve actually *gasp* firing up MSPaint, moot has taken an imageboard and turned into a textboard through the power of laziness. And wonders why it sucks.

>intelligent woman
I think i've met you once, then you ran off with that goddamn leprechaun to his unicorn ranch. GODDAMN YOU!

>>8821922
Also, one of the main reasons I pursued psychology was from a strong disagreement with the whole medicate'n'educate idea.

I brought of pharmaceutical research primarily because there was a pharmaceutical study performed a while back, comparing CBT-meds versus psychodynamics, in which they had CBT-oriented therapists perform psychoanalysis, and tried to say this proved that CBT-meds was more effective than psychoanalysis.

I don't have the article on me, but could probably get it from a professor really fast if you want.

>>8822041

I can't diagnose in 2 sentences. However, if I were to guess, I'd say it has something to do with the fact that maybe things come so easy to you you think they aren't worth your time? The very smartest people tend to have a pretty flat affect sometimes, a level of apathy. Schizoid diagnosis can be possible, I'd need a serious conversation with you though.

This is why I don't take anyone in Mensa seriously. The only reason the organization exists is to give people something to brag about. I have yet to meet a Mensa member, male or female, that isn't an obnoxious asshole.

>>8822089
WTF DO IMAGES HAVE TO DO WITH THIS THREAD?

Fucking nigger, even niggers call you nigger for being such a fucking nigger. I hope you know this.

i hopes someone rapes you for making this troll thread.

>>8822039

Fordham.

>>8822099

Meh, I believe you. I'm out of school too soon to care about reading more articles.

>>8821677
I'm not sure. There are a lot of environmental issues that require advocates; 9 billion expected world inhabitants by 2050 (1 billion now starving, 1 billion now malnourished), increasing water shortage issues, the failure of Kyoto, etc. Scientists need objectivity. Advocates need to advocate. There are roles for both. I'm not going to singly save the world, but I would like to live a fulfilling life playing a part in solving some problems.

>>8821679
Yeah, that was dumb, sorry. I'm reading quickly, I can't keep up with all of the questions. I'm sure I'll make more mistakes.

>>8821703
Fair enough. I like systems and organization. My personality test pops out ENTJ, for what that's worth. I don't feel a need for validation, per se, but I do hate being called a liar when I say something on 4chan; I can't claim to be this or that without posting some proof. That's aggravating. I'm taken more at face value in person. Generally, I have a high self-esteem and sense of self worth. No diagnoses issues, etc.

>>8821710
I graduated with high honors in a science for undergrad. Fair point, though.

>>8821711
The top 14 law schools generally take the smarties. I can literally say that every person I've talked with here deserves to be here. I don't understand why 4chan is so on the cawk of science, really. I love science, but it's just not what I saw myself doing for a living. Environmental law (litigation).

>>8822070
When the economy is at its very best a law student graduating from a a top 14 law school (T14) can probably expect around $160k tops, excluding any bonuses conferred for prestigious clerkships.

I was also confused about why a large law firm, concerned primarily with making profits for the partners, would retain an environmental litigation section that didn't primarily represent large corporations (polluters).

>>8822105
Images have everything to do with everything.

>>8821798
>I KNOW BIG WORDS I'M SO SMART

>epicurean man
>lives a hedonistic life

Learn 2 philosophy.

Good job, OP. Get out there and make yourself some hard earned money. Also, always be nice to red heads.

I feel I have enough information to find out exactly who this is.

>>8822105
Nothing. I was just commenting on how strange it was that images would have nothing to do with a thread posted on an imageboard. You double nigger.

>>8822120
John Jay here. :')

Not a PhD student yet, just getting my Masters at the moment. Hoping to get involved in trauma response.

Congratulations on almost having your doctorate!

>>8822121
because science is what made the fucking world, that's why. law is a degenerate bastard child of early social science.

>141 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click Reply to view.

/r9k/, i am disappoint

"How many men have you slept with?"

(Surprised this hasn't been asked yet, you suck /r9k/.)

>>8822124
Ah hah ha. That reminds me of couple of college buddies who went on to become lawyers in environmental law because they were a bunch of hippies. Guess where they ended up.

>>8822162

Thanks dude, I know a lot of good people from John Jay. Hindsight 20/20 I probably should have gone CUNY (I did for my undergrad). Getting my MS was the most fun I had in school thus far. Lots of new knowledge coming your way every day.

Is sucking a dick beneath you?

>>8822124

ok - i don't live in the us, so no real knowledge other than anecdotal. could you give some idea of salaries for graduates (and then their progression) on east/west coast?

>>8822134

can't say that i really give a fuck that i might have, to one who is well-versed in arcane philosophies with no practical application whatsoever, misused the terms; that ataraxia isn't quite the thing as hedon.

>>8822051
Well, you're wrong, but I don't have to justify myself to strangers on the internet. Believe whatever you like.

Marry Me?

Please?

>>8822024
>>8822124
>Get called out on bullshit
>Stop posting

this is now a penis thread!

Okay, I can't answer all of these, I'll try and take the more substantive or entertaining replies. If I skip yours and you want an answer, just let me know and I'll be sure and go back.

>>8821734
LoL'd. Thanks.

>>8821742
I agree.

>>8821752
Success is part personal. I don't buy that I'm any "better" than others.

>>8821756
Geeze, you sound riled up, too. I'm not "aspie," I have a wide circle of friends and enjoy going out more than I do staying in.

>>8821789
You need to smooth it over with him, and get him not to bring it to the legal system. Provocation will help your case, if you can prove it, but you don't want it to go there. Also depends on how badly you beat him. Try not to be trolled IRL.

>>8821798
You sound like you'd be an IRL asshole. Yeah, sounds like law school, alright.

>>8821807
I published a few studies in my scientific field before going to law school. I chose not to include this as I can't prove it without giving my name. Meh, nothing "big," but I did something. For all the static I'm getting about science in this thread, I'd be interested to see if anyone is really published here.

>>8821812
I'm a 1600ish chess player. That's not my forte, obviously.

People who are truly intelligent don't feel the need to brag about it. In fact, they are very much aware of how little they know.

>>8822213
Look up "law firm" on Wikipedia, it gives you a pretty good idea of salaries, progressions, and bonuses in 2007 versus 2009. Not much has changed since the data in 2009 was collected. Large law firms are generally more conservative than their counterparts in business, so even after the economy recovers it will take them a long time to bump salaries, bonuses, and hiring back up to previous levels.

I guess it's conceivable that OP could be clearing $200k in NYC if she starts at $160,000 (not likely) and gets a fat bonus (equally unlikely; firms in the US have been slashing the fuck out of bonuses for lower-tier associates).

>>8822220
Go on pleading to guys that you're just like them, even though you also claim you know where you're "different." It's okay to be jealous of women who have things you never will.

Keep assuming you have a well-rounded perspective of yourself and your beliefs and feelings.

Deep down, below that discontent and rage from these perspectives, it's okay to keep on sobbing about how something just feels wrong.

>>8821884

What, no response? I never get responses when I legitimately call people out on 4chan...

>153 posts and 1 image reply omitted.

so this is where the young trolls go to hone their skills

Last answer:
>>8821812
>I'm a 1600ish chess player. That's not my forte, obviously.

Some anon bitching:
>>8821884

>What, no response? I never get responses when I legitimately call people out on 4chan...

Wait your turn you impatient fool.

if youre smart then why the fuck are you here

>>8822285
BUT IM SELFISH AND WANT MY ANSWER NOW!

but seriously, whoops.

Ugh, so many of these questions and comments suck.

>>8821818
I've told about 5 people IRL. My experiences there weren't... great. It's a lot of board games and social awkwardness.

>>8821822
Be nice, please.

>>8821825
Look at national rankings. Try again. And, I'm graduating pretty well ranked. Considering that and my position, I think I'll be fine.

I'm fairly smart myself, (96th percentile) but I would never get into an Ivy league school.

Work ethic: how do you do it?

I've found myself in something of a catch 22: I can't will myself to have willpower. Finishing my degree is important to me and yet... sleep is also important.

THE AUTISM IN THIS THREAD.. IT'S TOO MUCH..

I CAN FEEL THE SPERG OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

> intelligent woman
You say that like it's something special.

I dunno, I find it hard to believe they're giving you 200k off the bat, ivy league school or not. I know a bunch of recent law school grads that are making shit in this economy.

lol @ going to UPenn for anything other than Wharton.

>>8822265

publicly-available information is never accurate. bankers are always reported on some pissy figure like 50-100k/annum, whereas if the general population knew how much graduate investment bankers are actually paid, there would be mass lynchings.

All you're doing is validating the misogynists who claim that all women are attention whores. Someone as intelligent as yourself should know better.

It's funny because you parodied(?) warhammer 40k.

Is it true that there is a correlation between intelligence and promiscuity? I'm asking if you've fucked a lot of dudes. The only T14 girls I know are total whores.

>>8822366
I think the public data in this case is reliable, but my only evidence supporting it is anecdotal. It's the best I can do, brobot.

>>8821510

OP, many people probably like you..but are going to troll you anyway..but that's a very good job you did with your future. Good job.

Also..can you PROVE you're a girl?

>>8821843
Ugh, only one, I don't hook up. Also, I'm bi, and while I'm pretty mellow, most guys are intimidated by my height.

>>8821854
Well put, except that I have nothing against engineers, LoL.

>>8821856
No, but some Harvard whore recently said something to that effect and has been in a heap of hot water. Google it if you're interested.

>>8821887
Fair point. Some people have money, some come in as legacy. I was poor, got a lot of help with financial aid and scholarships. It was important for me to do well to not be burdened with debt on graduation. My best friend here now has over 120k in debt, and I worry about her.

>>8821898
I hate to agree with this, but it's largely true. My alma matter opened doors for jobs, but has gotten me a crap-ton of dates.

>>8821906
Meh, the only reason I posted that was to be believed. I didn't expect the thread to turn out this way.

THIS THREAD..HAHAHAHA
THIS NEEDS TO BE ARCHIVED

>>8822422
Biggest troll in the thread.

>>8821887

Went to Harvard Summer to take some math courses. Nothing special; too many fucking Asians.

>>8822419
>but has gotten me a crap-ton of dates.
Elaborate, please.

>>8822419

I saw this thread earlier and didn't care enough to comment, but since you're still here I'll ask you something. Why are you posting? You have some impressive academic credentials, but honestly you haven't really accomplished much in life. You're going to work for a law firm, probably make partner in 5-10 years and keep at it. Maybe you'll even get married and get preggers and hopefully it won't be too disruptive on your work.

Just another boring, opinionated lawyer. And after 25 years you might actually convince yourself it was a good career and a good path in life when in reality you're less happy than most women.

>>8822497

what have you done to make your life less quotidian?

>>8821884

Aww, faggot post was skipped.

>>8822268
Nigga what the fuck you talkin' 'bout? I enjoy my life. Anyway I appreciate that you're trying to bring me down here, but it isn't very effective and I'm getting bored of replying, so enjoy your last word.

>>8822497

Indeed, OP is going to be in for a massive midlife crisis.

>>8822524
I went to a decent school, not ivy league but top 20. Didn't have debts, dot a job I liked but didn't pay well. Worked for a few years then on a whim completely changed careers to a higher paying job I like even more.

My question is more based on the law school aspect of her life. If she's so smart why is she tying herself down for the rest of her days?

>She actually thinks IQ matters
>She actually thinks Ivy league schools are any better
>She actually thinks this shit is impressive

OP, do you spit or swallow?

DIDN'T READ WHOLE THREAD
Anywaaaays going to an Ivy league school just proves that you worked the system better and are probably rich.
But it doesn't prove intelligence.

DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT

don'tmakemesayitblox

I'm calling bullshit on $200k job offer.

Pic of offer letter or this is a massive troll.

>>8821924
Dumb as bricks. The name has multiple meetings, and was chosen for its latin root "table," as in, we're a bunch of bright people who sit around a table and solve world problems. At least, that's what the organization was supposed to be. Now we sit around a table and solve word problems.

>>8821946
This includes perks and the usual bonus. Many T14 grads are hired on at a touch over 160-170k. This isn't at all rare.

>>8821950
I'm drinking wine and I only type 70wpm when sober, which is lawyer fail. Sorry.

>>8821953
I've answered this pretty often ITT, so I'm going to let this go. If you're interested, scroll up.

>>8821964
Dates are easy, LTRs are hard. A lot of guys bail when I don't put out within the first month or so. I don't think this has much to do with my education, or really anything beyond pussy.

>>8821970
She's a feminist, don't know much else about her. Probably don't care. Sorry.

>>8822024
Many start at top firms at over 160k. I do expect that my job will suck for awhile.

>>8822040
Well, not showing tits. Besides, my boobs are small, not that great. I'd post part of my DL, but I'm already behind in replying.

>>8822042
Okay, calm down. I'll have little free time, true. Sucks. Ideally I'll pay off what little in loans I have and build a nest egg. Then I'd like to venture out on my own. We'll see. If you want to troll, point out that every new lawyer says that, and few ever achieve it.

>>8822056
LoL'd.

>>8822700
You're drinking wine alone in front of your computer? That's sad, brah.

This makes me feel like shit.

I spent over $200,000, some scholarship but mostly loans, to get a degree in Flight Operations, an Airline Transport License, a Type Rating, and 1000 hours. Right when I'm ready to start make 6 figures as an airline pilot, bam epilepsy. Medically disqualified from flying.

Now I'm a poorfag that works minimum wage. Can't get any more scholarships or student loans to go back to school. And I'm pretty much suicidal about losing my childhood dreams.

Fuck you OP.

>>8822750
If you're not drinking alone in law school ur doinitwrong.

>woman from /r9k/
>has BS from an Ivy and graduating from an Ivy law school

bullshit and law school is for douchebags

i hear you need an IQ of 60 to qualify for american mensa.

>>8822584

Midlife? The fact that she's desperately trying to justify her life choices to a bunch of teen virgins on 4chan means that crisis is going to hit before 30. It sounds like she followed the average, middle-class white person life track of "Go to college because your parents told you so, go to law school because that's what average middle-class white people are expected to do, put in 60+ hour work weeks to pay off the massive amount of student loans, wonder what the fuck is the point of living when you spend your entire life at work" that creates so much existential angst and antidepressant prescriptions. It's disappointing to see someone waste their intelligence on such a banal life. You'd think an intelligent person would live the way they want and not according to other people's expectations.

>>8822770

that and the membership fees.

@ OP

I'v read the whole thread, I thought you were going to be a massive, cunt but you seems cool and there sure are a lot of envious fags.

Anyway, good luck.

stanford and harvard for life

>>8822080
I'm not going to post that, sorry.

>>8822103
I'm fine IRL, but it's hard to come across naturally on 4chan. Sorry. Some are fine, I'll admit most are not. YMMV.

>>8822124
Pretty good. Not a lot of places are hiring now, many are deferring offers to next year. Jobs are harder, yet pay even higher than they did. I'm not the only one saying it, or experiencing it; look it up. I got a nice offer in that I don't primarily have to work corporate law. Plenty of large firms hire on one to two lawyers each year in similar positions. I'm not totally free of the corporate machine, but I'm not entirely beholden to it, either.

>>8822127
Gross. I might not be hot, but I look better than that.

>>8822136
Good times :)

>>8822178
One. I comment on sucking dick briefly, earlier.

>>8822195
No.

how does it feel to be a pretentious, attention seeking whore?

so what do you think about Jesus?

I hope you quit browsing /r9k/ and all of 4chan if you are becoming a lawfag.

People like you dont browse websites like this ALSO DO NOT SWEAR.

Post a faceless, anonymous body shot, OP. I want to see what you look like at a thin 5'11.

my car failed emissions testing.

all readings are ok in the driving test.

i have high HC at idle and only at idle. permissible is 400 ppm. current is 550 ppm. most cars won't read over 50 ppm.

my gas mileage according to the test is a frugal 8l/100km.

wat do?

>>8822040
>>8822056
>>8822089
>>8822105
>>8822127
>>8822149
so i herd u guis liek images?

>>8822221
You'd be disappointed.

>>8822231
I'm responding in order, now skipping some posts, but I've since answered both of those.

>>8822252
I didn't post this to brag, I posted it to answer questions. I think I've since answered about three, real questions.

>>8822265
160k+ for major markets. Jobs harder to come by. Bonuses larger than ever per associate, but lower for total firm due to fewer recruits, from what I hear.

>>8822268
Be nice, please.

>>8822274
Not sure if I responded to this. Well, that's all well and good, except that intelligence is more than just what people agree it is. But, I did like your post, FWIW.

>>8822325
It's much more about willpower than intelligence, as someone else here posted. You need the brains, but more so, you need to go to class and be consistent. The LSAT, for example, is a very beatable test. I scored much higher on the real thing than on my first diagnostic, just from studying. Look at it as a rational choice. What are the rewards of seeing something through? Too often we focus on immediate wants and sacrifice future goals. Don't make that mistake. Take life on a longer timeline, you'll probably be here for awhile.

>>8822849

That creep can roll, man.

OP, you seem to have lurked and replied this shit for a good hour, do you really need validation so badly? Especially /r9k/'s?

>>8822961

She's a woman. Do you really need to ask?

>>8822961

of course she does

she made a fucking thread about how omfg smart girl she is

shes needy and insecure as fuck

lol omega female

Do you have a boyfriend or someone you love?

Everyone will always take the opinion of an intelligent man over an intelligent woman. How does that make you feel?

>>8821756
>>8821756

This gentleman summed up the entire thread. I hope you read this post OP.
Good day to you

Do you exist?

>No

OP why is intelligence still equated with good memory?

If you guys had just not posted and not given a shit then she would have felt worse.

>>8822959
hey, well y'know - that's just liek your opinion mang

>>8822334
Best post ITT. LoL'd, hard.

>>8822338
The secondary point of this thread is that there are plenty of us, despite what this board sometimes claims. I'm far from the smartest person or woman on 4chan or even ITT.

>>8822345
I feel for your friends. There's info about this online that validates what I'm saying. Look at average graduate's income from Cornell, say. It's 160k. The only part of my job that's special is that I'm not exclusively operating in corporate law.

>>8822373
That's not my intent.

>>8822386
I've had sex with one guy. The problem IME for guys isn't that the girls here are whores, it's that they're not very hot. Ever hear of law school hot? Google it for laughs. Also, a lot of the guys are assholes. TBH, most women aren't much better. Actually, come to think of it, I don't like a lot of the people in my classes. Undergrad was a lot more fun.

>>8822415
Thanks. Yeah, I could probably snap a pic of part of my DL, but I've already been trolled into oblivion about needing to prove stuff, and I'm behind on responding. I might post it later, but probably not.

>>8822471
When I mention my education some guys are turned off, but a lot of guys think it's hot, surprisingly. Also, I mentioned I'm bi (sorry), and women also seem to like it. I'm a good conversationalist and easy to get along with IRL, so dating has been easy. But, I'm pretty conservative sexually, and women have been much more "okay" with this than men. Also, I think a lot of women want a girl they can take home to mom. There's already a lot of family pressure about a lez relationship, and having at least what seems to be a catch of a woman tends to smooth things over. That's actually kind of sad, but make of it what you will. I'm more attracted to men, by far, but they don't tend to respect my sexual limits (waiting for a "long time" before sex).

>>8822497
Fair enough, but this is why I'd like to venture out on my own before I get burned out.

You put an awful lot of work trying to prove how smart you are to the internet.

>>8822971
>>8822977
I don't know , it just doesn't add up. I mean she goes through bringing together all those papers , taking photos and shit and reading all posts and replying to them for an hour.

It feels like she s trying to step up for women here, take a stand and stuff. It s like she s been reading all those misogyny stuff and getting offended and now she s proving that women are worthy human beings by showing that she s ... a lawyer?

I can not believe anyone cares enough to debate the OP or argue with her in more than a single post. I'm not sure if this is caused by a hatred for women or insecurities pertaining to ones own intelligence.

All this thread needs is a "congratulations" and "goodbye". Really OP, congratulations. Those are accomplishments. But I mean, seriously... why are people shitting their pants about this?

So what, there's an intelligent women.

You people.

>>8823143

...yeah, I've got to agree with this.

I don't have anything in particular against the OP but it's seeming rather attention-whorey. Over 200 posts and still replying, gosh.

>>8823029
Not OP but good memory IS part of intelligence. Problem solving is also another part of intelligence.

OP is still a cunt though. Law is overrated, try doing what I do in the sciences. And besides, I have fun working outside and hanging out with chill people. Legal matters are for boring fucks, so thats not very intelligent to spend your life doing that.

I have a question. If you are so smart and also a woman, can you make the perfect sandwich? If you can I demand you make me one.

>>8823116

I love you.

dudebloxxorz

Protip, if you act like you're intelligent you probably aren't.

What are your study habits?
What can I do to be succesful in college?
Don't tell me "Sit in front of the class and pay attention" Cause I sit in front of the class and try and pay attention.
It's just that I don't know what to listen for, what to remember what not to and shit. Especially in math. Holy shit, math has raped me hard.

Why would you want to be a lawyer? Should have gone for something top tier instead, like Math or Physics. Then you could have done something useful, as opposed to helping people cheat an arbitrary and outdated system.

>>8823195

This is what the mentally impaired actually believe.

congrats


>>8823239
math is useless, and is actually proud of it.

getting out of math, and into the army. i figure it will be like the peace corps except you get to make a difference.

$200k WOW. I should've listened to my parents and became a doctor or a lawyer instead of an engineer.

>>8823247
you just proved his point
gz

Why are you using so many emoticons and outdated internet acronyms?

Such clever girl as you should know that those are passe on 4chan.

>>8823286
Because this is the greatest goddamn troll thread of all time. Try to keep up.

Hey OP, Just curious how smart you are relative to me...

What did you get on the SAT in high school?

>>8822604
Uh, swallow.

>>8822627
I grew up in a working class family.

>>8822695
I posted a bunch of crap in the OP pic so I wouldn't have to get this stuff...

>>8822750
Meh, going out later. We recently had our annual concert here (Slope Day). Just finishing up what was left.

>>8822770
Nice. You need to be in the top two percent, the number varies by test.

>>8822779
Except that wasn't why I posted.

>>8822792
Thanks :)

>>8822849
I'm a practicing Christian. I'd not add that, but the trolling is out of control as is. Also, some of your posts are okay, but I don't agree with all you say. Also, I'm a member of a reconciling church; I'm bi.

>>8822885
I look skinny and I have no boobs, some ass. Most of my limited weight is in my thighs. I'm negotiable on posting other stuff about me, but I'm not posting pics.

>>8822899
I have no idea. Adjust your timing? I know little about cars.

>>8822990
Recently broke up.

>>8823003
Most will take the opinion of a dumb man over a smart woman. Sucks.

Can you make a good sammich?

LOL WHITE PEOPLE

blocked

>>8823295
I Don't Think So, Tim.

bloxx

>>8823345

>Adjust your timing

color me impressed. most people don't even know what that means. to be fair, timing causes a whole load of problems.

>>8823194
well you're never far from my heart neither anon

>>8823219
>>8823219
>>8823219
>>8823219
Answer me!

Woops.notoriginalblox

What new systems of sandwich-making have you developed?

What are your top tips for studying for exams?

>>8821510
Prosecutor or Defendant? or something else?

>>8823345
you know there's a big difference between someone who practises christianity and one who knows the creator of the universe personally right?

>>8823345
>Recently broke up.

I'd love to take you on a date.
Too bad that I live on the other side of the world.

>>8823282
Both of my cousins are lawyers, they make really well, and congrats OP, but they hate their life. And the way their family looks at them sucks... used to be good people

hey guys why does /r9k/ hate women so much

oh shit a successful woman FUUCCKKK HEEERRRRRR

So what male did you take those things from?

>>8823239
>Those majors are only high tier on 4chan when people are trolling liberal arts majors. In reality, physicists/mathematicians get paid shit and that's assuming they even work in their field after graduating. A physicist would need to be really fucking smart, lucky, and have years of experience before he could even hope to approach $200,000 salary. Personally, I believe medicine is the true top tier. Doctors are immune to recessions and aren't overpaid parasites. At the same time, their work has meaning...we're talking life and death here.

>>8823029
Fair question. That's one of the areas I tend to excel at, which I'm sure has something to do with my academic success.

>>8823110
I'm trying to be polite and answer most comments. I feel fine. I'm getting faded and ready to go out later.

>>8823146
In part, you're right. It's not insecurity, it's trying to answer questions, and getting pretty annoyed at the incessant misogyny.

>>8823219
Be consistent. It's not about acing any one test. Show up every day, go to office hours a couple times during the semester, and turn in each assignment and study for each test. You don't have to be smart, you have to be consistent. Hold yourself to doing a certain amount of work. I'm sure you can do it, and wish you luck!

>>8823286
Because I'm older than most people here.

>>8823342
1440. This was when it was based on 1600. I'm well aware many have done better.

>>8823448

1510 BOOYAH...

There are smarter people than OP ITT.

:D

>>8823448

>Because I'm older than most people here.

Poor excuse.
But oh wait, I forgot that BITCHES LOVE SMILEY FACES :):):)))) XD XD XD

What is your shoe size?

>>8823383
LoL, good post.

>>8823385
Go to office hours, professors will give away questions. Pull the old tests and go through them. If you're out of time, don't read the book, go back through the notes. That said, read the book every night, even if only reading a little. Retention is best when you're studying just a bit over a long period of time. Get a study buddy who'll hold you accountable to study (and vice versa); it's kinda like a running buddy, which is good, too. You can definitely do well, I'm sure, good luck.

>>8823393
Environmental litigation.

>>8823404
I have a personal relationship with my Lord, thanks :). Others are welcome to believe as they choose.

>>8823409
Thanks, I appreciate the vote, anyway.

>>8823417
Yeah, thanks. I know you don't mean it this way, but that's the best angle from which to troll me. I'm afraid of it changing me.

>>8823429
Thanks :)

>>8823431
Some guy I just blew in the college bathroom. So cash.

>>8823439
I agree.

JMS, are you ugly? How do you reconcile your career life with your social life? Do you actually appreciate your friends or are they merely "study buddies" who would only go so far out of their way to help you. Do you think that you suffered in the social area of being feminine because you were so career-driven as opposed to what is normally expected of you? Are your parents dubiously half proud about you, contradicting themselves when they say you need a man but you are often "too high quality" for the average joe?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee CHINKS IN THE ARMOR.

>>8823417
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiit, for 200K a year I wouldn't give a fuck if no one liked me.

>brags about super high IQ in every post
>I'm a practicing Christian

Something doesn't add up here.

>>8823563

>too 'high quality' for the average man

*facepalm*

Do you not realize that women are valued mainly on their looks?

OP is average tier...but incredibly well educated...this adds 1-2 pts max on a 1-10 point scale.

>>8823195

OP, what makes you think that you're smart, as oppose to being booksmart (ie, rote memorization)

>>8823550
well that's cool - it would be completely pointyless to hang out with christfags if you didn't have to right?

was just makin sure you understand?
i wouldn't want you to live a pointless existence playing at being a jeebus-freek then end up cast out from his presence when you die


The Lord fulfill your every need.

>>8823588
Yeah, but buddy. If you got a law degree you aren't going to be marrying a plumber any time soon. It's called the class system; obviously JMS has ascended the ranks of blue collar workers.

I know true love sounds nice and all, but look at most relationships you see, most people are in the same income range unless they're students or got some freaky relationship crap going on.

>>8821510
"I've been hired on at a top law firm located on the West Coast of the US."

Starting Salary??

>>8823439

what is so laudable in what doctors do? a lot of their effort is expended in things like treating the diseases that come from imprudence and lifestyles of excess; in squandering millions of dollars to treat or cure diseases that afflict some tiny proportion of the population; in prolonging the lives of people who, on any sane and rational assessment, would be better left to die; in futile attempts like the eradication of malaria, so that, lucky us, we can experience to an even greater extent the joys of over-population; et cetera.

doctors are deliberately inadvertent in extending treatment to whether, when considered in a more general and utilitarian sense, they *ought* to do so.

the asspain in here is rediculously delicious

This is my last post ITT, I'm going out to pre-party. Thanks for the fun. If anyone wants to talk with me later I can be reached at crux2clouds on AIM. Bye all.

>>8823465
Nice score.

>>8823524
9 1/2 US. My excuse is my height, but it's not sexy, sorry.

>>8823639

the discrimination is not between class as such, but rather as between someone who is an equal. suppose that she were a silked barrister who spent all of her days ardently arguing the more complex points of corporate law in one of the superior courts. what possible interest would she then have in someone who isn't her equal in intellect/ambition/success? how could she find a footballer or a car salesman at all engaging?

Do you wear glasses?
If yes, marry me!

whats your heritage?
and what made you come accross 4chan?
and last,
what drugs have you done?

>>8821510

red hair?

Yes, you must post pics.

>>8821510
here's a question. hows life being an ugly cow?

prospective law school student here

what was your GPA?
what was your LSAT?
what law school did you end up in?
how did you go about getting recommendations?
what did you do each summer during your undergrad?

>>8823776
Are you the original Investement Banker and Pedo! tripfag ?

>>8821884
Okay well looks like it finally got skipped over.

She upset, lawl

Law is a dogmatic study, not a scientific one. Your qualifications just ensure salaries, not intelligence or the like.

I can see the Cornell law building from where I'm sitting.

Hi hi hi.

Graduates of law aren't intelligent - they're just well-groomed in manipulation.

Also, pretentious much?

>>8825018
The law affects every aspect of a civilized society. We'd all be fucking screwed if the people in charge of studying and upholding laws weren't intelligent.

Hey OP. I'm a pretty smart fellow also. PhD, professor at an Ivy. I easily qualify for Mensa, but it seems faggy. My question is this:

How does it feel to know that somebody like myself would rather date a beautiful highly sexed woman of modest demeanor and average intelligence than an incredibly smart woman who probably doesn't know her way around a cock, and who sounds like she's more concerned with her accomplishments than having a fun time?

We need to archive this for lulz...

Why would you join Mensa?
Why?

I feel like this has to be, like, somebody practicing their character writing or something. Nobody is narcissistic enough to make this thread.

>>8825197
Not OP, but I'm guessing feels good man. Then she won't get a shallow prick :D

>>8830077

Clearly you've never met a Mensa member in real life. They're ALL like this. Every fucking one of them. It's like they have no identity beyond their IQ score and Mensa membership.

No one thought she gave herself away when people posted evidence that said it is EXTREMELY unlikely she'd be making 200k a year first year and her response was, "lol ur rong?"

I'd like to say the naivete shown ITT and others where people try to rank careers is astounding, but I'm not really surprised to see displays of stupidity on these boards anymore.

You better hope your doctor is more intelligent than a physicist or a mathematician because there's no fucking re-do's when it comes to your life. He can't just wipe off a board and start from scratch, saying "welp, that didn't work, lets try the next thing". Med school is an impossible combination of memorizing fuck tons of shit while also learning to be a motherfucking medical MacGyver.

How do I know this? Because I'm a nursing school drop out. Instead, I became a mechanical engineer.

Lies,, no such thing as an Intelligent woman. you must be a trap pretending to be a woman so that you can take advantage of affirmative action.

Solve the Navier-Stokes existence problem, and I will be impressed.

>bawww I don't have any friends in real life, maybe I can show people how smart I am on the internet and they'll think I'm cool.

>>8823348

This question was never answered. It was a good question.

>Further, I have a Mensa verified IQ of a little over 150
>implying Mensa actually means anything and that around 2.2% of the population aren't just as smart as (if not smarter than) you

>>8830864
Why did you just bump this thread?

>>8830869

For the lulz, mostly.

OP Probably isn't here, so I'm going to be stuck with some pseudo-intellectual cunt femanon, but I'll ask anyway.

Where are all the intelligent women? I want to find them and I want them to make me feel dumb. It is the only thing that can seduce me anymore.

>>8821510

> Woman
> intelligent
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, I'm still laughing really hard.
Also, IQ get's more inaccurate, the further it diverges from it's median(100).

>>8830194
meh, i deal with doctors all the time and it's shocking how stupid some of them are.

Robots are mad because this woman styled on them. Good job, woman! :D

I once dated this chick who was fucking brilliant. She did all kinds of crazy shit with math that I could barely comprehend, and had a Bachelor's in Accounting, was working on getting one in Math, and then she was thinking about maybe learning law too.

She kept notebooks with crazy formulas and numbers and shit that she apparently used in her day to day life. I was just her dumb boyfriend studying drafting and poking cars and buildings trying to figure out where I would go.

She was, to put it bluntly, a retard. In retrospect, today I am fairly certain I was dating and fucking either a savant or someone with aspbergers.

She was a total social trainwreck, hated by almost everyone she met, and the social grace of a chimp on PCP. She cried probably daily over things 4 year olds get over (like people leaving because they're done hanging out with her).

Just because you're smart, doesn't mean you're smart.

Also post your picture.

i like to consider myself intelligent but highly lacking in common sense, i study chemistry, biology and theoretical maths, im also 17, you ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

red hair green eyes and tall, sounds attractive to me

Wow, this thread is still alive.

1) This was posted in part to answer real questions; I got about five

2) This was posted to troll angry /r9k/ virgins because I got tired of reading all the misogyny

3) Most of you have asked questions that are covered in the thread

>>8823563
My father is proud and pushed me to achieve, my mother would be happy no matter what I did with my life.

I was going to be getting married soon, but I recently called it off. She was arguing, a lot, and I sort of got tired of it.

My socialization is okay, but I'm sure I'd be better at makeup, say, if I'd spent my free time going out with the girls in lieu of studying.

>>8823574
I'm stating facts, people are getting butthurt. It's not the same as bragging. I've mentioned my IQ in this thread only when asked. I'm self-confident, but I'm not self-obsessed. IQ isn't a perfect measure of intelligence, and beyond that, several people ITT are brighter than I am. I'm not butthurt about it, LoL.

>>8823588
True. It makes me much more desirable to a small pool of men, no more desirable to many. I'd say it gives me one point. By looks alone I'd give myself a five.

>>8823624
I can synthesize new information quickly and think on my feet. That's all.

>>8823637
The Lord has been very good to me. Church later today. Holler.

>>8823639
I try and date guys with college degrees. I'd date a college educated plumber. Also, neither here nor there, but those guys are union and make a killing.

>>8823643
Already posted ITT. With perks, and assuming a bonus, I'll gross around 200k.

>>8823729
Isn't it?

>>8823776
I don't have to date other smart or high achieving people. My most recent ex was intelligent, college educated, but only grossed 20k last year. Wasn't a problem.

>>8823787
Contacts. I'm -1.5, I think, both eyes. You'd be disappointed.

>>8823847
I'm French, German, Norwegian. Typical Northern European stock.

I came across 4chan when it was linked on another board. It was funny, I thought. That was '06, I think.

I've "done" alcohol, caffeine, and smoked I think three times. No illegal drug usage. Sorry, boring.

>>8823882
Trust me, if I was hot, I'd say so. I'm not. Yes, dark red hair.

>>8823883
Doin' fine, thanks.

>>8823898
3.7x
173 (took it twice)
Cornell
One of my rec's was killer, one was meh. It's about building relationships with professors. Go to office hours. That's my biggest advice. They don't have to love you, but they have to know you.
Summers I took classes, one internship
FWIW, I got into Columbia on down and chose Cornell based on the money and location; if I had it to do over again, I've have chosen NYU

>>8824135
Answered this earlier when the posted of that comment asked why I hadn't responded.

>>8825060
'Sup, hey, yo. Ithaca represent.

>>8825092
Yeah, I've been told I'm pretentious

>>8825146
Pretty much this.

>>8825197
You're assuming I'd want to date you. I don't. Why would I care who you would date? Honestly, it's cool with me if you're dating a midget. Sure is logicfail in here, bro. You're right, though, my skills with a dick are lacking.

>>8830077
Not why I started the thread.

>>8830137
No. You need to attack Mensa on the basis that it does nothing. It's social gathering, nothing more. Troll from that angle.

>>8830178
Look it up online. My claim is "average" at best. Many will gross over 250k first year with bonuses.

>>8830194
Good post.

>>8830209
There isn't affirmative action in law schools for women. Only blacks, Mexicans, and Pureto Ricans, I think.

>>8830242
I'd be impressed if I could do that, too.

>>8830262
Just partied last night. Felt good to blow off steam. In the midst of studying now. Feels bad, man.

Okay, this is the last of them.

>>8830374
Pretty good. We have a local sandwich place called Ithaca Bakery. I try and make what I like from there. My fav is a sandwich with thinly sliced turkey, muenster cheese, thin red onions, honey-mustard sauce, and pumpernickel bread. It's not for everyone, but it's rather delicious. You should try it, anon.

>>8830864
Not only am I not implying that, I've explicitly stated your original conclusion through this thread. Here's a clue-- read the thread, smart guy.

>>8830919
Most smart people don't thrive on making others feel dumb. And really, getting off on being made to feel "less than" isn't really healthy. I don't understand the appeal of porn that denigrates; the BDSM scenes writing "slut" and "worthless" on some naked body, the cuckoldry, etc., all point to bad times. Not that what your asking for is that extreme.

I suppose if that's what you're looking for you should troll college campuses and hipster bars. Join book clubs, maybe, too. Hell, that's the best I have, anyway.

>>8830954
Thanks :)

>>8830999
Fair enough, thanks for the story. Not posting my pic, sorry.

>>8831542
Underage b&. Go to college, keep studying, screw the haters. I'm average looking, that's all. Good news, you don't have to be hot to do well in school.

>>8832203
I'd actually like to talk to you, it would be interesting to hear what your life is like since you seem to have taken the exact opposite path to mine.
That's by no means possible in this shitstorm though, I added you on AIM, hit me up if you share my fascination with people from "different worlds".