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05/07/10(Fri)23:27:34 No.8809437i've
been robbed at knife-point twice, and attempted to be robbed once.
kind
of comes with living in new york city.
but the story of the
attempted robbery is kind of funny. i wasn't in the city for that one, i
was visiting some friends in jersey. anyway, i'm sitting at an outside
table at a closed cafe, it was like midnight or something. my friends
were busy that night, so i had decided to go for a walk around. i like
midnight walks. i'm weird, whatever.
anyway i'm sitting there
smoking a cig, and this guy comes up and draws a knife, asks for my
money and phone, etc. he was blatantly nervous, hispanic, looked about
17 (i was 20). i just kinda sigh and reach for my wallet, take out the
ten bucks i had on me, and handed it to him, but not my phone. he looks
at me kinda weird and asks me for the phone again. i say no. he gets
frustrated. i tell him to calm down and have a cigarette, and he accepts
(i was surprised, tbh). we end up talking for about thirty minutes
about how fucked up american society is etc, he gives me my ten bucks
back, says sorry, and walks off.
by far the coolest robber i've
ever met. |