Because of relationshit and... you know, not doing anything original.

been to /b/ recently?

>>8786949
the things that make 4chan successful, as in, reposts, memes, funny things, aren't allowed.

original content is cool, but no one's going to post it to /r9k/ because all funny content is derivative. can't derive jack shit from screencaps and text-only images used to start threads.

fuck.

Because you guys like cock.

r9k didn't become what moot expected so now he's pouting

Greetings from /k/.

were not here for your pleasure, we are here to kill some time.

To be fair though, there's the rare times /r9k/ produces something fucking hilarious.

Examples being the Bros vs Rhino, Pigeon Kick-flip, Bar with a Boxing Ring ( aka The Black Eye Bar) etc

you need more guns

Buy everyone a whore.

INSTANT NEW TOPIC:

COMPARING WHORES!

>>8787076
Wow, /r9k/ really DOES suck if that's ALL you contribute. Last night on /k/ some dude in Sweden literally bought an entire 20km line of bunkers and is offering all /k/ommandos for the bunkers to be homes for free.

because you posted this in every board

/co/ here, you need more comics.

The people here suck. That's about it.

needs moar feminazi

>>8786949

because /r9k/ sucks donkey balls.


>muted for 2 minutes because pic was not original.

myface.jpg

Doesn't have Vin Diesel.

It's too fucking restrictive.

The other boards are much more fun to use

i don't know what you are talking about
i love r9k

pic SO related

>>8787114
you are unoriginal

>>8787096

>Completely misses the etc.
>Everything I listed happened recently meaning there's over a year's worth of stuff unmentioned

Why u trolling bro?

It was actually a good idea at first.

/co/ here,

More comics and more brotherly and sisterly behavior. Treat each other with respect and play off of each other's posts to make everything that much more funny and potentially exciting.

Disagree with each other while respecting one another.

Leave the complaining about life IRL.

>>8787095
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f0abfb8862/whoreders

how mean I'm a recovering whoreder you know.

Don't mind me, just talking in the worst board on 4chan.

>>8787124

I laughed a little bit at this.

I do like /r9k/, it is the most normalfag out of all of the boards, except for maybe a few select others like /fa/ or /an/, and etc.

please do not link /9rk/ from /sp/. thanks

/mu/ here,

you need to love Jesus Christ moar.

>>8787141
Because I now own a Swedish bunker and you don't.

You guys should storytime comics. Trust me, it's awesome.

>>8787159

but i love you yes i do
i lOove you

greentings from /mu/blox

>>8786949
/k/ and /sci/ browser here.

Start banning relationshit and whining about life threads.

/tv/ here
ACK ACK

/r9k/ needs more Bach because this board is sorely lacking in late baroque music.

/r9k/ is the Jamarcus Russel of 4chan.

>>8787160

I guess that is kind of cool. Don't mind us then, we'll just be bawwing about our need for love.

Dump the fourteen year olds being all misogynistic. "women are all whores because I am incapable of conducting myself properly in a public space, yet claim to be irreducibly perfrect" gets old fast.

because /sp/ hasn't been given a new mod yet.

/int/ here

Needs more Russians

I'm out, this board is worthless.

I hope you fags have nationalistic rage as bad as /k/, maybe I can get some lulz from your stupidity.

SQUATZ and OATZ might do the trick..

>>8787117
This. I came here when moot spammed his message all over 4chan, tried to post something and wasn't allowed. Haven't been back until now.

Too many feminists and trolls in here. This is why I left /r9k/. Also, LEAVE /trv/ THE FUCK ALONE!

you should all dip your heads into a giant bucket of pigshit, then robot9000 would be cool guys

>>8787223

I have yet to touch /x/ and I plan never to.

Holy fuck I'm terrible when it comes to horror.

Mindfuck is alright. Absolute terror is just... no.

>>8787236
Exactly the problem.
>>8787247
>implying /x/ has anything "scary" to contribute.

Greetings from /p/. Your board is shit. (And your quality of your trolls are pretty low)

>>8787124

Yeah well.
I like /r9k/, too. Why else would I be here?
It's very enjoyable content and I don't feel as alone anymore.

/x] here.

Needs more slundrmon.

ic-fag here 2 questions

1.What is the point of this board?
2.Who the fuck made a post about saving this on ic?

Best way to improve r9k is to delete it.

stop crying and go lift some weights, bitch

I wonder when people will get sick of arguing about college degrees. Seriously, who still posts in those fucking threads? Even relationshit is less boring and repetitive.

Moot fucking ruined it along with all you dumbass whiners

/sp/ here, get us a new mod, and we'll visit here lowering the emo:normal people ratio.

/sp/ here
You guys suck

I leave r9k because it's either relationshit threads (adv does that already) or genuinely boring derp threads.

Honestly I could go on forever about why this board sucks.

To put it in short:

-Everyone here is pathetic
-Godawful social values and pedantic misogyny
-College-grade philosophy and "deep thinkers" who talk like they know anything about the real world without having any experience in it
-Disillusioned and almost schizophrenic view of the world which, again, comes from absolutely zero experience of it
-Easy as fuck to troll

>word cloud of a typical r9k thread

inb4 moot deletes r9k for mad lulz

WTF 4chan?

>>8787333

welcome to r9k

learntobloxblox

>>8787333
Exactly.

~~(adding this text in parenthesis because I, too, am unoriginal.)~~

Shit got much worse after the sticky

To be honest, I never knew what the fuck the point of R9K was.

Greetings from fit.

Use your mouth less and your muscles more.

>>8787323
Your image is incomplete without "rape", "slut" and "whore" in there. I couldn't seem to find those three.

/n/ here

I like /r9k/ just the way it is....:O

>>8787323
>word cloud of this thread
by consensus, the answer to op's question appears to be r9k itself.

/n/ here
everyone should ride a bicycle. :V

>>8787383

or "/r9k/"

everyone says "hey /r9k/"

/r9k/ - GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN

>>8787394

this is a more likely word cloud
i love you

this board is worth less than a Nicaraguan prostitute

but worth more than a brazilian one!

am i right, fellas?

>>8787707
no, youre wrong. very very wrong

>>8787707
No. You are not right, fella.

>>8787756
>>8787758

well you know what
thats because you are brazilian prostitutes

>>8787813
Atleast I don't frequent /r9k/. I would call you a name with /r9k/ in it, but there's nothing I can make from that.

You talk about relationships and women too much. This is coming from a woman.

Because this is what you get.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

/r9k/ NEEDS MOAR DIMENSIONS

>>8787855
Oh shit, niggas, it just went down.

SHIT JUST WENT DOWN.

SHIT JUST HIT THE FUCKING FLOOR.

IT IS HAPPENING, MOTHER FUCKERS, SHIT IS GOING ON!

SHIT IS GOING DOWN, GUYS, SHIT JUST HAPPENED!

OH SHIT.

Because you keep posting here.

>>8787855
>This is coming from a woman.
inb4 obligatory shitstorm

post less, watch this more:
http://www.interactivezoo.eu/pesa.html

Because we need a new hardcore porn board. It's been gone long enough.

>>8787911
>>8787922
What the hell, man.
/r9k/ used to be the only thread you could admit to having a vagina and a shitstorm NOT to brew.

I suppose influx from other boards has changed this.

because of the god damn thing that rejects posts, which you then have to alter slightly, then it continues to reject them, then you become enraged trying to figure out what to change in the post that will satisfy the almighty gatekeeper e-retard, and then you don't come back.

And the only people who remain are the dishwater-lived, turtle-metabolismed lobotomized people who don't have any problems with having their time wasted and patience abused.

>>8788011
Haha, what? /r9k/s been "bitches and hoes" for a long goddamn time. Long before moot redirected other boards here.

I remember when /r9k/ first arrived at 4chan. It was to be a gentlemans board, for gentlemen with class and taste.
It was for a while, then like everything else, it was ruined by trolls , idiots and people needed to complain about anything that brought them out of their hugbox.

I left after a week.
There is nothing you can do to make /r9k/ better, as most of it's users cannot be saved.

hey guys
remember when moot led all the other boards to us?
he said toodles~
that was a fun couple of days

>>8788053
Well yeah, "BITCHES AND WHORES" was often the reaction, but if gender was relevant then I noticed not much was said.

>>8788057
Dear sir, I am shoked. A week is all it took for /r9k/ to become the ronery cesspool or irrational hatred it currently is? I too remember its creation. I enjoyed conversing with fellows in a civilized manner for a day or two. After that, I stopped coming to 4chan for a short period, maybe around a month. When I gazed upon what /r9k/ had become, I must say, I was shocked.

If only we could retake this board, and all speak to each other with manners and respect again. However, I fear it is far too late...

A /DEBATE BOARD SHOULD BE CREATED

R9K CAN REVEL IN ITS ATTENUATED B/-DOM WHILE A NEW PLAYING GROUND FOR TROLLING IS FOUNDED

>>8788108

i am quite shoked about this as well

>>8788144
herpity derp typios r funis :3

>>8788083
I suppose so. When the earlier poster mentioned their gender, though, I can see how a few posters wouldn't think it was relevant to their post.

>>8788178
Well, I can see how it was relevant as it emphasised that a woman thought they talked about women too much... but it could be seen either way.

LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/
LET US POST >MY FACE WHEN IN /SP/

>>8788296
hey its my face in /r9k/
check it out >>8787124

>>8788279
So can I, but I just assumed the posters who commented couldn't figure it out.

<3 from /wg/

r9k is basically emo douchebags being emo, there's no saving it.

I say you improve it by deleting it. Upon deletion, it's improvement will be infinite. And since there is no multiplication greater than infinity, it is the best thing you could do for humanity.

Because of 4chan being too public
because of the invasion of the dipshits on /b/
because the robot sucks

the misogyny was here all along dumbfucks

Amanda Burton @ Apple approves of /r9k/

For every one relationshit or misogyny thread, I find 9 other threads out of those. Ask me anything threads, debate threads, general discussion threads, political threads, issue threads. As a matter of fact, this is the closest thing to what /b/ was supposed to be, without the reposts.

Even though 4chan is known for it's reposts and memes, it's much more successful for its nameless discourse and /r9k/ is just a good example of it.

But that is my opinion.

>>8793774
>I say you improve it by deleting it. Upon deletion, it's improvement will be infinite. And since there is no multiplication greater than infinity, it is the best thing you could do for humanity.

You are retarded, and this is why:
>Upon deletion, it's improvement will be infinite.

>>8787145

>More comics and more brotherly and sisterly behavior.
YEAAAAAA!

>Treat each other with respect and play off of each other's posts to make everything that much more funny and potentially exciting.
Considering that almost everyone here is a /b/-ian immigrant, its probably not going to happen

>Disagree with each other while respecting one another.
Happens here all the time

>Leave the complaining about life IRL.
Heh.....what would /r9k/ be if these bitches didn't complain?

>>8787158
What is /9rk/?

>>8787223
how do you know its /b/ that rapes you? We are from /co/ and we invade you with /b/ stuff all the time.