GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!
(BLURXX)

>>8708990
Come in, don't stand there!

how do you like your toast

Should I paint my hallway beige or eggshell white?

So how'd you like the new Double Double from KFC?

>>8709007
Browned but not blackened, with either butter, jam, or peanut butter.
She likes sourdough with butter, but doesn't eat the crust.

Don't be greedy friend, share the details of this woman. Pics?

>>8709033
Definitely beige. Trust me one this one.

>>8708968
>About myself or the woman

so is she tied up in the room with you or something?

what do you think of these End Time Prophecies mentioned in the Book of Revelations? it's pretty fascinating because alot of them are coming true

Can your stalkee see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

i'm trying to lose weight. how much do you think i should lose?

DOES SHE HAVE BIG TITS!?!

Are you aware that stalking and related offenses are now classified between Class 4 to Class 2 felonies in multiple states and thus can carry sentences of multiple years in prison?

Are you a Eurofag?

>>8709053
Well, considering I know most everything about her, it's hard to know where to start. I first encountered her at the bookstore I work at (by god, she has great taste for a girl so young). She lives only a few block away from me and spends lots of time in the park with her dog, so I have limitless time to observe.
She's a senior in high school, she's absolutely brilliant, she's an 8/10 on anyone's scale, a 10/10 on mine. Legs that go forever, long blond hair, blue eyes, lips like angelina jolie, and this breathtaking smile. She dresses quite conservatively for a girl her age, very big on sundresses. She's lithe and sunkissed without being that disgusting shade most women try to attain.
She plays piano and guitar (piano well, guitar poorly). She's an animal lover. She's shy and has a very dark sense of humor.
For anymore details, ask.

>>8709086
Probably not; she doesn't like sweets in the morning.

Where can I get the Guardian of Freedom suit?

>>8709105
She has perky B cup tits with tiny nipples. To die for.

Anything eh?

How big is my dick?

>>8709104
As much as you need to feel good about yourself.
>>8709082
Nope, but it has been quite easy to find out most everything about her.
>>8709165
Worth it.
>>8709184
Nope; we live in southern California.

Why do people continue to own cats when they could own one of these?

What's the point in stalking someone? Are you eventually going to rape and murder her? Otherwise, what's the point?

>>8709271
I would never harm her. She has applied for a job at the bookstore I work at. She's definitely getting hired, so I'm using this as a way to get close to her. I know what she likes, the kind of men she dates, and all of that. I will date her, she will fall in love with me, I will propose, she will accept, and she will be mine always. It's quite simple.

>>8709317
What if she doesn't? What makes you think that you'll be hers to keep, and not another man?

lolimageblox

>>8709263
Probably because they are expensive.
Too bad she's allergic to cats.
Pic related; looks like her dog

>>8709317
You'll be living a lie. Her love for you won't have occurred organically, you're just making yourself perfect for her because you know what she likes. You aren't giving her a choice.

What made you decide to stalk?

uuhhh. There's a gazillion girls in So Cal who match your description. Why her?

When you quote, can you greentext what was said, so the questions don't get lost in a flood of comments?

How do you know she's not a lesbian?

>>8709317

And even in this tragically deluded best case scenario, one day, maybe after years, you'll let slip some information that she's never actually told you, or you'll make some lighthearted remark about how much you know about her and how, thinking to yourself "it's years now, it's just amusing", and the love in her eyes will die, and turn to hatred so quickly that you would never have believed it possible and you will be left alone, masturbating to her photos and sobbing gently while you rock back and forth.

Fucking go for it dude.

>>8709367
>implying that people are honest at the beginning of relationships.

>>8709384

Anon is correct. You should rape her, cut her throat and dump her in the sewer. Then start stalking a new one.

OP do you get nervous around the person you stalk?

>>8709317
Is she aware of who you are?

If rejected, how do you expect to keep up the stalking without raising her suspicion? (that is, if you continue, and not murder her in rage)

>>8709244
Trust me, if you ever end up in prison, you're going to wish you had harder cred than "I followed some girl around". You'll be below even rapists and child molesters on the totem pole.

>>8709185
She does sound really hot. I hope everything works out for you two.

Which do you prefer: Mario Kart or Crash Team Racing?

>>8709352
I am handsome, I am kind, interesting, intelligent, and I share (or have begun to) all of her interests. I will always treat her well, as she dreams of. I have enough money to take care of her, although she seems to want her own career, which I will support.
In short, I am her dream man, and she will realize this.

Pic mildly related. We had a conversation about him while she was reading Faustus.

>>8708968
What is the best stalking equipment you can have?

If you had to kill her to save her from some horrific truth, how would you go about killing her?

An alternating current oscillating at 10 kHz is connected to a 150-Ohm resistor, a 0.20 milli-F capacitor, and a 1.0 mH inductor. What is the impedance of the entire circuit?

ITT: OP fagging up /r9k/.

>You'll be living a lie. Her love for you won't have occurred organically, you're just making yourself perfect for her because you know what she likes. You aren't giving her a choice.

You say this as if it isn't blatant. I know this, I accept it, I am at peace with it. At least I will have her.

>What made you decide to stalk?

She did. I never felt the compulsion before her.

>uuhhh. There's a gazillion girls in So Cal who match your description. Why her?

She is the most perfect soul I have ever encountered. She's beautiful, kind, loyal, and intelligent. Women like this are more precious than any earthy good.

OP, next time you do this thread make the text in your image look like it was spelled out using mismatched letters from various magazines. The distressed serif typface (Jenson? Calrendon?) does communicate a certain menace and creepiness, but the anonymous untraceable ransom note style would be more appropriate.

>OP do you get nervous around the person you stalk?

She makes my heart race.

>Is she aware of who you are? If rejected, how do you expect to keep up the stalking without raising her suspicion? (that is, if you continue, and not murder her in rage)

Not at all. I'm quite discreet. I highly doubt she will reject me, but in any case, I would never harm her. I'd do my best to stay around her for as long as possible. I really don't know what I would have without her, though.

>How do you know she's not a lesbian?

She likes to bring her boyfriends to the bookstore/shopping center I work at. Don't get me started on her boyfriends.

>beautiful, perfect soul
>teenager


illogical.


nonetheless, how old are you?

what are your top 5 stalker anthems?

have you ever said anything to her, bumped into her, or made eye contact before?

How far away do you stay when you follow her?

Are you her friend on facebook?

how many artifacts do you have?

>Which do you prefer: Mario Kart or Crash Team Racing?

Mario Kart, definitely. She would agree, I think.

>What is the best stalking equipment you can have?
If you had to kill her to save her from some horrific truth, how would you go about killing her?

1)I don't need much, but I have an slr camera with a telephoto lens/binoculars. Usually, though, I see her around work or the neighbourhood, as she lives nearby.
2)Anything painless. Heroin overdose, cyanide, etc.

Ohfuckwhyinthehellwouldthisbemuteddeargodwhy.

>>8709615
>Don't get me started on her boyfriends.
I'm interested. What are they like? Hipsters or alpha males?

>>8709721

Crash team racing was a great game. I never played much of it, but on the PSX it rocked my socks. Whenever I visited my cousin's house I would play it from when I walked in to when I walked out.

how do you feel about the board game Don't Wake Daddy?

>>8709642
You'd be surprised. She's quite mature, but that usually comes with intelligence. It's the kindness and empathy that do me in.
I am 22.

>have you ever said anything to her, bumped into her, or made eye contact before?

Yes, and made conversation. She's an avid reader, and I work the register (amongst other things) at the bookstore near where she lives. I see her weekly at least, and we are rather familiar. She knows my name and some of my favourite authors, where I live, and other pleasantries.

>How far away do you stay when you follow her?
Very, except for when she's in the bookstore.

>Are you her friend on facebook?
Nope. Once she's hired, though, I will be. She isn't much for social networking, though, from what I hear.

Do you masturbate to thoughts of her or is this a non-sexual stalking?

How many artifacts you find today?

Do you have friends?

Ever encounter any anomalies in Pripyat? God damn I hate dogs. Weapon of choice?

>>8709446

Pic more related than you think: You're going to get stabbed as well.

>>8709889
>>8709947

bindun slowtards

>>8709204

>how many artifacts do you have?

She's clumsy and drops everything. She usually leaves without her receipts, too. besides that, I have her cherry coke chapstick, some hairties, and a pen.

>I'm interested. What are they like? Hipsters or alpha males?
She's had three of note. The first was a skinny faggot who cheated on her. He wasn't good looking enough to be an alpha-male or a hipster, really. He was incredibly manipulative and controlling. He broke her heart, she broke up with him. They were together for a year. The second was a musician, intelligent, but absolutely batshit insane. Really pathetic. I think he broke up with her, but I'm not sure. and that relationship really fucked her up. The third was an ugly geek, and I think she liked him because she knew he was safe. She was out of his league but refused to admit it. He couldn't handle it, became paranoid and clingy, and she broke up with him.
The other boyfriends were either too brief or boring to mention.

She was always very nurturing and playful with her boyfriends. She is, ostensibly, one of those girls who puts personality over looks because she has dated some ugly fuckers.

When do you plan to make a move ?

How'd you first get to talk to her?

How'd you know you're not friendzoned?

Why aren't you going out with her now?

Do you have a helga g pataki esque shrine?

are you not dating anyone now?

Is she going out with anyone at the moment?

>Do you masturbate to thoughts of her or is this a non-sexual stalking?

Yes, I do. I love her in a romantic sense.

>Do you have friends?

Plenty. Besides this, I am quite charming and well-adjusted.

>Where can I get the Guardian of Freedom suit?
Not from me, I can assure you.

>How'd you first get to talk to her?
From the bookstore. Nothing special, just the typical "How're you doing today?" type stuff. Conversation has advanced significantly since then.

>How'd you know you're not friendzoned?

We aren't friends.

>Why aren't you going out with her now?

Not enough opportunity for us to socialize naturally. We will once she gets the job.

>Do you have a helga g pataki esque shrine?

No, but her stuff is on my bedside table.

>are you not dating anyone now?

I wouldn't dream of it.

>Is she going out with anyone at the moment?

She just got out of a relationship with guy no. 3

>>8710021
Oh god, your answer to the artifact question made me laugh so much.

Hey stalker, 2 tips:

1. Don't try to take on ALL of her interests. It's cool to have plenty of stuff in common, but being different is good too.

2. She does have faults, even if you haven't found any of them yet, so don't think of her as perfect. Just accept them and focus on her good qualities.

Anyway, good luck with this. Ya creep.

>>8709185
Dear god, she sound great.

DO you go through her photos on Facebook? Have you grabbed her passwords? Hacked her home wireless network?

>>8710177
Word.
I've never seen a good match where both partners have 100% of the same interests.

>>8710177
I realize she has faults, but I love her for them.
She's clumsy, naive, vulgar, terrible at singing and guitar, she drives too fast, eats too much unhealthy food, and she lets people walk all over her. She can also be quite inattentive and interrupts people when they talk.

>>8710254
I wish you the best OP you kind soul.

>>8710223
>>8710177
Thank you for the advice. I will retain my interests, I just want enough to talk about/bond over to make the relationship work.

Damn OP, sounds you like aren't a mouthbreathing neckbeard like I imagined. Best of luck to ya buddy.

>>8710254
I advise you to not know too much about her when you talk to her, the last thing you want is her catching onto your "habits". I like how you are going about this but...

If she does get a job at your bookstore and rejects/friendzones you, how will you handle this?

>DO you go through her photos on Facebook?
They're public, and yes

>Have you grabbed her passwords?
Nope. I don't have the technological prowess, and I would feel bad about it. Eh, I would go through her shit if I could, I'm not kidding anyone.

>Hacked her home wireless network?
See above.

>I advise you to not know too much about her when you talk to her, the last thing you want is her catching onto your "habits". I like how you are going about this but... If she does get a job at your bookstore and rejects/friendzones you, how will you handle this?

Oh, I know. I'm big on discretion.

And as to what I would do:
>I highly doubt she will reject me, but in any case, I would never harm her. I'd do my best to stay around her for as long as possible. I really don't know what I would have without her, though.

BITCH IA SKED YOU A QUEASTION

DO U GET NERVOUS AROUND HER

>>8709428
>>8710204
>>8710271
>>8710302
Thank you very much! I am very optimistic about the future.

>>8710321

>I would go through her shit if I could

ewwwwww

>>8710379
I answered you, robot.
>She makes my heart race.

>>8710360

KILL KILL KILL RAPE RAPE RAPE KILL KILL KILL EAT HER HEART THE CALLOUS BITCH KILL KILL KILL RAPE RAPE RAPE KILL KILL KILL

>>8710379
He said his heart races you moron.

>>8710386
Ahaha. Not literally, of course. That's just gross.

do you know if she's a virgin?

you ever caught her masturbating?

why, instead of waiting for her to be hired, do you not simply ask her to go to coffee or a film? I can think of reasons, but I would like to know your rationale in specific

OP are you a virgin or had a GF before?

would you follow her if she moves away

mootblox

>>8710434

>why, instead of waiting for her to be hired, do you not simply kidnap her and take her to the woods, rape her anally, including with sharp objects, then cut her throat and make the whole thing into a film?

fixed

you know what would be really funny? She gets hired and it turns out that she doesn't date coworkers.

Would you quit if that happened?

Do your friends know about this er-- "hobby?"

>>8710469

Aw man, awesomesauce. You are a genius of the broken dream, Mr. Robato.

>>8708968
you ever got hit by a lurker?

>>8710469

No response. OP has shat brix.

>DO you go through her photos on Facebook?
>They're public, and yes

Post pictures posthaste. If you're not comfortable showing her face then censor it and post a bikini pic of her(you live in Cali I'm sure she has quite a few).

Do you go artifact hunting? Where is the bloodsucker lair?

>do you know if she's a virgin?
I doubt it. She's absolutely beautiful and has been in several long-term relationships. Nothing concrete as to my suspicion, though. I don't mind is she isn't, sex is natural.

>you ever caught her masturbating?
I don't know if "caught" is really appropriate, but I have seen her in the act. She's bad at shutting her blinds.

>why, instead of waiting for her to be hired, do you not simply ask her to go to coffee or a film? I can think of reasons, but I would like to know your rationale in specific
I want it to seem as natural as possible to her. Plus, she just got out of a relationship.

>OP are you a virgin or had a GF before?
I have slept with five women.

>you know what would be really funny? She gets hired and it turns out that she doesn't date coworkers.
If by funny, you mean disgustingly ironic, yes. I've never thought of it, but I don't know why us being coworkers would prevent a relationship if there was a good connection.

Would you quit if that happened?
No, because it means I get to be around her more.

>Do your friends know about this er-- "hobby?"
Nope, why would I?

>Post pictures posthaste. If you're not comfortable showing her face then censor it and post a bikini pic of her(you live in Cali I'm sure she has quite a few).
No bikini pics. She has very few up, as I mentioned before, she doesn't seem very keen on facebook. And I would feel weird posting her pictures here, lord knows what would happen if this got back to her.

I have a folder with about 120 pictures of Spoony.

She is/will always be the most gorgeous woman I know. Sad to know that I'm never going to be good enough for her.

>>8710659


>She's bad at shutting her blinds.

Oooh, creepy stalker gets creepier. Tell more, telescope or tree?

>>8710748
Work out, get a good job, pick up a language and an instrument. There's always self-improvement.

>Oooh, creepy stalker gets creepier. Tell more, telescope or tree?
Telephoto lens. If you go up her street, you can see her window as her house in on a hill.

>>8710766
She lives in England and besides how nice and beautiful she is, I know little about her. It'd be too hard for me to afford a move to England, for a girl that's already taken, when I'm only halfway through college.

It's always nice to dream, but she'll never be anything but an icon to me. Spoony is a goddess.

Tell me more about when you were watching her masturbate. What were you thinking? How did she do it? Did you enjoy seeing her in such a state?

>>8710824
I live a few miles from where she lives. No reason for me to visit her though. U mad?

>>8710849
>U mad
No. Why would I be?

>>8710829
bump for this OP

>>8710829
She was naked, just our of the shower. It's wasn't anything too special, she rubbed her clit until orgasm (the whole process didn't take more than three minutes). I was really in awe of how fucking beautiful she is, and I tried to pay attention to her technique so I could apply it to sex with her.

What color are her eyes?


ghjk

>>8710961
Shaved, trimmed, or natty?

WTF OP way to abandon your own thread.

it seems you have already planned your life with her for years ahead, op. but things never go "just as planned".
changer of ways related
> inb4 heresy

OP probably just had to go A) watch her schlick, B) rape and murder her, or C) went to bed.

I think A or B is more likely.

>What color are her eyes?
Her eyes are typically green-blue, but sometimes more gray.

>Shaved, trimmed, or natty?
Shaved

>WTF OP way to abandon your own thread.
Even robots have to eat!

>>8711382
Is pic related? Is she Madeline Trest?

>>8711432
Nope, just a random image I had saved.

Post more bits of random info about her. This is one of the better threads I've seen in a while, let's try to keep it going.

>>8711447
Damn, and here I was Facebooking her, hoping to get a picture.

So whats California like?

Really OP? Again? I hope you're out doing more reconnaissance.

post pics of some of her things then? You ever went through her trash? Does she do any sports? What do you think of her friends?

Random Information About Her.
-She is obsessed with historical fiction and history in general, particularly WWII and Vietnam.
-She drives a classic volkswagon beetle
-The tips of her eyelashes are blonde
-Her favourite works by Shakespeare are Hamlet and Othello
-She is in love with the poetry of Plath
-She eats ridiculous amounts of Indian food
-She plans on going into medicine

usedtobejew
Minus the Jew
Jew Party
Anatomy of the Jew
Drop Dead, Jew

>>8711786

wrong thread brah

blockblox

>>8711786

you made a wrong turn bot. Your thread is over there man.

>>8711769
Any strange fetishes? Also when was the last time you saw her and what was the longest you've followed her around as she went about her daily business?

>>8711815
I meant does SHE have any strange fetishes. That you know of.

ever had a real conversation with her? do you stalk her because you're a pussy?

op, this is depressing but I totally understand where you're coming from.

you already know you're living a lie, we both know this. it's going to end in heartbreak once you find out it will never be. pussy on the pedestal man.

Random Information About Her Continued!
-She loves classical music, Wagner is a favorite.
-She hates the flavor vanilla
-She is an insomniac
-Her favorite soda is Dr. Pepper
-She plays MW2 with her little brother all the time

>ever had a real conversation with her? do you stalk her because you're a pussy?
Have you even read the thread?

>>8711815
I've seen her watch lesbian and voyeur porn, but that's it.

would you let her peg your butt hole?

>>8711872
>She plays MW2 with her little brother all the time

Get his gamertag, work through that vector.

>would you let her peg your butt hole?
I'd be very surprised if she was into this, she is a very submissive person insofar as i know. Only if she really wanted it, because I sure as hell wouldn't.

Best way to stalk her real address?

Best way to hack her myspace/facebook? Get hold of that info?

What would you do if she is just trolling you?

>>8711950
I can do this :)

>>8712006

I have access to a certain email address and a certain Facebook, but what I really want is nude pics. How can I use what I already have to find a way into her computer?

How much time do you spent on stalking her? When do you start and when do you stop, eg watching her in her house?

what do you do if your victim has a gun? or has a scary boyfriend or brother?

>>8712051
best way would to send her a virus that gives you control over her PC, easiest would be to hack into their wifi network, encryption just takes time to crack, but tools do it automatically. This would let you potentially browse all files on local network, or even get passwords if the connection to the server is not encrypted.

Or use a common password list, or passwords you think she might use.

OH GOD, is he gone already? :(

bro she's probably not digging the stalker thing. does she know you?

just go ask her out bro.

and then rape her at her houuse if she says no blox

>>8712174
I got the IP. Now what?

>>8712340
check for open ports.

But if you mean for cracking wi-fi connection you'll need to google, because its easy to do.

Would you take her to a formal dinner, or to get something sweet?

bloxxxxxx

>>8712375
I did a port scan. Nothing. I want to try guessing the wireless network password, but how do I access her admin console remotely?

>>8712390
How are you connect to this person? do they have an unsecured Wi-fi that you can use?

usually default local IP address is 192.168.0.1 or 192.168.1.1, with the password being "admin"

anyways for cracking it you do whats called collecting packets, they packets of data they send to the router, you'll have to collect like 2 gigs or more depending on the type of encryption, then you let your computer sit and crack it for a day or 6 months :)

OP.

What would happen if you told her how you feel, and she completely ignored you? She had no regards for your feelings or well being. In fact, she says your creepy and makes fun of you to all of her friends.

Is it necessary to kill her now?

>>8712538
Not OP, but read the thread man, he's already addressed this.
>>8709317

>>8712470
I think I could guess the password. The problem is that I'm not in physical proximity to her wi-fi network so I don't know how to log in remotely.

>>8713057
you are either retarded or a 3/10 troll

How do you find time to stalk her if you have a job?

Do you take sandwiches on your stakeouts? What kind of sandwiches? Are they delicious? What are your favorite kinds and where do you get them? Do you get milkshakes with your sandwiches and do those enhance/compliment the flavor of the sandwiches?

>>8713152
sandwiches? yes, ham cheese and cum, delicious

>>8713181
looks like someone just learned to break tripcodes.