I will bump one time

the fuck is a washroom?

stealing shit is rad I know this much

>>8692603
the fuck isn't a washroom?
protip: Any room that isn't a bathroom.

where I live, the managers in zellers (not the stockers, but I've seen a manager do it) are allowed to chase you down and detain you until police arrive

I used to steal loads of crap

Once stole a t-shirt, but it didn't even fit. So a week later I took it back and replaced it on a spare hanger.

Never got caught, stole hundreds of pounds worth of clothes. Did it for the thrills.

>>8692381

Friend of mine employed that same tactic at a Fry's Electronics store once. Get some DVD's or Games or some shit, go to the bathroom, stuff it literally in his pants or sweatshirt, and walk out completely free. I believe they eventually caught on though, cause they started stationing like employees around that area, and the original policy WAS that you can't go to the bathroom with items.

heh, I shoplifted all kinds of shit when I was younger. Was doing it for years before one day some fag at a grocery store caught me stealing a bag of chips, rember this is back when you wouldnt get caught unless someone actulay saw ya.

Funny thing was, I stole stuff frome 2 other stores and the chips was my final item before I went home. lol, when I took off my coat in the office all kinds of stuff fell out that you couldnt even buy at that store so the manager knew what was goin on.

long story short, he let me go but kept all the other stuff I stole. Funny as hell, the guy most likely kept it all.

I steal small things, I've yet to level up to t-shirts but I plan on doing so, I stick to just pocketing thing not even worth much, buttons, and small accessories.

You can find a way to avert the sensors on the security towers using a bunch of sheets of tin foil. The closer the foil is to the tower's sensors, the more likely it is to work. Also, the towers only have a detection radius of three feet so if there's a high ceiling you can put the stolen merchandise into a bag and swing it up over the towers. I don't know how low the censors can detect but you might be able to push it along the floor. Doubt it though.

Once when I was younger some friends of mine and I were highly interested in getting beer, but we didn't have a backpack to conceal it within. We decided that we would be able to get away with stealing a backpack and then putting the stolen beer into the stolen backpack and walk out of the store.

We found a nice one (about $60) in the camping aisle and we were pretty sure that it would fit a 30 pack. I ripped off the metal tag in the aisle so it wouldn't set off an alarm. Ironically enough, the thing makes a loud ripping noise when it's forcefully removed from the product, so/and immediately afterwards a store attendant came walking down the aisle and saw us standing there holding a backpack. Maybe he didn't give a shit but he kept walking and so did he.

So there we were. In a mostly desolate aisle impatiently waiting for a chance to swipe the beer. The time never really came, and we stood around awkwardly, with the top of the tagless backpack wide open, in perfectly linear positioning in respect to the location of the beer on the other side of the aisle. It was on the very edge of the aisle toward the back of the store. I walked out of the aisle for whatever reason and just then two fucking managers come storming down the way. "You guys finding everything okay?" He said as my friends instinctively walked the fuck away from the backpack instead of standing near it. We deposited the backpack in the book section and got the fuck out of there.

Save a bag from the last time you shopped at walmart. Put shit in bag. Walk out the gardening exit (no employees stand by that exit).

>>8692670
ipod salesman here, you bet your ass I will chase you for miles if I caught you stealing shit from the store I work.

I will drag your kicking and screaming lowlife criminal ass all the way back, only to hand you over to the police myself.

>>8692670
I think it's, technically they aren't actually allowed to but they won't ever get in trouble for it if they do do it, which makes sense.

I used to work at a pharmacy, as the head pharmacist's assistant I guess you could say? I was basically half pharmacy technician, half everyone's bitch. Anyways, I used to steal drugs a lot, both OTC and the stuff that could land me in jail if I was caught. Never did get caught once though. It was a sweet job.

>>8692777


Good luck catching me. I have the legs of a gazelle.

I require moar.

Not that im a huge thief, I'm just broke and I need food. :c

I stole DXM cough syrup when I was a kid when I wanted to dex, and I still do it today using the OP's way because it's way too fucking easy and I don't want to spend 10$ on a bottle each time.

>>8692853
Also because buying cough syrup is always very awkward.

>>8692806
HOLY SHIT! How did you get that job!?

>>8692777
You're like batman.

I love you.

>>8692874

It was at Walmart. I started off working as a cashier, and basically got it through a series of small promotions from people who liked me. And working really fucking hard.

Clerks are legally allowed to detain anyone they are willing to accuse of shoplifting. Of course, WalMart doesn't want the bad press of falsely accusing someone of shoplifting, so they train people to "check receipts". BTW: they have no legal right to check the receipt of things you legally own. You can turn down the request.

If something doesn't have a physical tag on it, will it not set off the beeper?

>>8692766

Damn your eyes for making me read that crap. I thought it would be interesting.

>>8692920
Well, looks like I'm working at Wal-Mart.

>>8693062
It must have an RFID chip but sometimes they are buried in the product or are even under an innocent looking label. I've got Old Navy coats that have them sewn in as a fabric label.

>>8692851

food is the EASIEST thing to steal, dipshit.
nobody tags/chips food. nobody.

all you have to do is grab a cart, put everything you want in the top, easily accessible part, find an area with no cameras, go to town, walk the fuck out.

protip: no walmart i've ever seen has cameras in the men's section, the automotive section or stationery.

what i've been seeing lately there too is that they're not chipping their dvds anymore.

took alice in wonderland brand spanking new with no chip in it. weird shit.

When I was a kid me and friends would go around looking for open garages and just take beer from there. WAY easier if you live in the suburbs where most houses have garages but I don't.

>>8693330
We'd do this or get homeless guys to get it for us in exchange for cash

bump for this thread being the only interesting one on /gangbang/ right now.

>>8692381
I was gonna try this to get some Skullcandies and some other shit.

>>8693581

don't risk making the noise of cracking open the package, though that should be obvious.

just go to a safespot and stuff the whole thing in whatever you're going to put them in.

I frequently walk into Home Depots, Lowes, Walmarts, and Michaels arts and crafts with a back pack on around the time schools let out for the day. I fake browsing the shelves for a while, then go to the paint aisle and fill my bag with as many cans as possible, usually about 25. At the overpriced amount of $5 per can, that's about $125 each time lol. When I was younger (before I was aware of pirating and torrenting) I would always go to music stores and FYE or Best Buy and steal about 3 CDs at a time. Movies occasionally, and other electronics. Foor from grocery stores if I have no money, but it's too easy.

When I was in 8th grade, our class had a field trip at the end of the year to Bush Gardens and one of my friends challenged me to a 'steal-off' in which we stole as many things as possible and the person who had stolen the most won. The total price of everything we stole was what determined the winner. We stole a shitload of stuff from gift shops, and got huge meals and desert from the Oktoberfest restaurant free, we stole a bunch of candy and drinks and shirts for girls (got to make out with them on the way home) and other random shit. My friend won because he stole a little painted statue thing that cost $100. He gave it to me while we were getting on a roller coaster and I threw it as hard as I could while upside down we got the highest point. On the bus ride home, we passed around candy and drinks to whoever wanted it, and listened to some funk/disco CD I stole, which later gave to the teacher who came with us. We had rematches at the mall for the next couple years I knew him, but then he moved.

I buy games at like 1am from supermarket.

They have to goto the store room to get the games.

I keep a receipt from a legit purchase.

Receipt doesnt say what game, just says PS3 game and some numbers.

Tell them ive already payd for the game.

Win.

Works all the time!!!

I just eat shit WHILE in the store. I just sneak a surreptitious glance at the cameras and sneak bites at odd angles/aisles without cameras. If I'm feeling hungry and want to grab a bite to eat, I will just go to my local wal mart, pick up a refrigerated 8 piece sushi tray, walk around with a shopping cart and eat it while I pretend to be browsing. Easy shit.

>>8693697
You're not slick. Shoplifting paintcans in backpacks has to be the MOST obvious tactic to employ. If you've been getting away with it, then the stores in your area are easy fucking pickings. The instant you walk in with a backpack, ESPECIALLY if you are a teenager making a beeline FOR THE PAINT CANS you put up a lot of red flags.

>>8693705
uhmm what?

>> 8693697

That is a friggin awesome story

For me it's nothing much, like stealing chocolate. During winter time I had a winter coat that had an inside pocket but I ripped the bottom of the pocket, so when I drop chocolate inside it would go INSIDE the jacket.

You know, the classic shop lifter jacket.

:D

>>8693705
When I was in college and there were 2 targets at the opposite ends of town I would buy a computer game, burn it, take it back, tell them this copy was defective and that I wanted the same copy then take the sealed copy across town for a refund.

It was exciting the first few times, but after a while I got sick of driving across town for a 20 dollar game.

>>8693752

Cool do you also steal food? I imagine if people steal food they'll save so much money during their live times...

>>8693752

>sushi from walmart
what the hell.

if you're going to take stuff, take the good stuff.
i take high-end pastrami from walmart, steaks and fish from winn-dixie, specialty food items from target.

>>8693821
I eat free most days of the week. I don't overdo it, but it's a given that I eat free on weekends when the stores are packed. Sam's clubs and costcos are super fucking easy because they are built like massive warehouses with tons of places to hide. I remember going to costco and eating an entire shrimp tray behind some soda pallets. You have to be careful that no one sees you actually going into the racks, but once you are in you can sit there and take your time. I've probably saved hundreds this way.

>>8692777

I love you. If you can even catch me, there's a better chance I'd beat your ass than you'd drag me back to the store. Internet tough guy etc etc, but I don't need to prove it to you. Unless you live in Florida. Seriously, if anyone chased me, I'd first drop the item. If that doesn't deter you, I try hopping fences, climbing onto buildings if there's time and an easy enough way up. If you still chase, I'll just fight you and win. Is your shitty low pay worth all that running, and then the possibility of getting your ass beat?

You thieves are so savagely undignified

I work as an electronics tech for a store. I also run a small eBay division where we sell our over stock.

Instead of running the risk of leaving the store with things in my hand, I sell it on my own separate eBay account and send it off packaged with all the other parcels which are picked up by the post office every day. Basically everybody else does my dirty work for me.

I must have made almost 10k this past year alone doing that.

can most stores even afford guys that just sit behind monitors given the massive layoffs?

>>8693855
Costco is ridiculously easy, I just grabbed things off the shelf, put in my pockets, walked with it into the washroom unpacked it and left. The security, at least to the one I go to is just terrible.

The one I go to has a walk in cooler thing too so when I want beer I've actually grabbed it from the fridge, walked into the cooler and shotgunned it lol.

>>8693903
>>8693903
>>8693903

>>electronic trail linked to your name

>>8693907

loss prevention is always going to be a part of most stores, no matter how bad they're doing.

most of the time, it's going to be people wandering around in street clothes. that's how i got busted.

then again, he just told me to put the stuff back and i went on my way.

>>8693890

>hurp durp e penis

>>8693925

I dont use a real alias online, on shipping labels, and nothing is under my name or house address.

I wont explain the genius of my operation to you, only that your explanation does not come close to finding a whole in it.

If you're really ballsy just grab the item and leave, ignoring any sensors that go off. Chances are you won't be chased from a big place like Wal-Mart but if you are, they'll likely stop before you (They have nothing to lose, you have everything to lose) or you'll be able to hide since that's the point of running away from cops and stuff, to hide eventually not keep running.

I do this pretty often just because of the rush.

>>8693947

I MEAN HOLE.

God damn

>>finding a whole in it

>>8693788

See, that's why I DONT go directly to the paint. I also go arounf the time school gets out so it looks like I have the bag for school shit. I've waved and said hello to the fucking managers before, they're oblivious. I never claimed to be slick, dumbass. It's just fucking easy. If I'm ever really paranoid, all I wave to do is buy a drink or a pack of gum and they'll think I'm just another customer.

>>8693936
Btw if you want to tell if someone is loss prevention just go to some random obscure aisle and see if they follow you.

>>8693855

Wow that's amazing and here I am paying over-price food like a faggot xD

>>8693980

Seconded. Back when I stole a lot of SNES games, I would pretend I was taking the game to show to 'my mom' in the bathtowels section. People don't tend to loiter there, and if I was being followed it would be obvious.

I dont know if anyone has posted this yet but if they see you steal they can tackle and citizen's arrest your ass.

How to Spot Loss Prevention.

Loss prevention people almost never carry around any merchandise. It is not unusual for them to wear sun glasses indoors. They usually dress pretty nicely, collared shirt and khakis. They are overwhelmingly male, usually very large. If you're shoplifting and you repeatedly see someone like the above description, put the stuff back, or just pay for whatever you were shoplifting.

They can't really do anything until they actually SEE you putting shit in your jacket, backpack, whatever.

>>8693980

some places are more clever than that.

what can happen is that a random scrub employee may spot you being suspicious or just in the act of actually taking the things.

they'll go and alert lp, lp waits until you've passed all the registers and are about to leave, and that's when they approach you.

I used to shoplift cough syrup all the time, and one time I was going to (after stalling like a pussy for a while, it was one of my first times doing it, I went to all these others stores trying to do it but eventually came back here) and this dumb bitch old lady clerk was stocking the shelves or something where the cough syrup was, so I walked around the store forever, passing by to check if she was done, the same workers saw me many times and didn't do shit lol. Eventually I just grabbed it once she left, but you also have to watch out for the pharmacists that are in front of that section.

I got caught stealing Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards once in 7th grade. Still is my most embarrassing story to relate to people. I had to pass my classes and do twenty hours of community service at a church poishing pews and cleaning fold-up chairs. -_-

I never shoplift from stores anymore because it's way too fucking easy. Seriously, even if they "caught" me, I could still get away without a problem. It's so unsatisfying and I always feel really bad about it afterward. It's like taking candy from a baby.

Securityfag here

you wouldn't believe the ridiculous shit I've seen in just three years. Most of you are smalltime. I've seen crackheads a crackhead try to run from us while still carrying a 42 inch HDTV, seen someone steal diabetic test strips while carrying a baby and then throw the baby at us when we approah him, etc.

I will field questions but I'm posting from an iPhone so my responses might be slow

>>8694167
i bet i could beat you up

Retailfag here.

Loss Prevention is not as stupid as you all seem to think. The guy at my store actually walks around in tattered clothing with a shopping cart full of chips and jeans, and other random items. You would not be able to guess he is LP. And, yes you are right. Associates can't do jack shit to you. Whenever I see somebody shoplifting, and LP isn't there, I call random security pages and try to annoy the person who is doing as much as possible.

in a store with a post office,
>pick something off the shelf,
>go to post office,
>ask to buy a box/envelope to put it in
>pay for delivery to an address.
get it in 1-2 working days.

>>8694167
>throw the baby at us

Oh my. What happened to the baby?

>>8694263
what kind of fucking store has a post office in it? retarded

>>8694287
some wh-smiths in uk, small convenience stores do also sometimes.
retard!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoplifting

Wikipedia is disturbingly detailed on the topic of shoplifting.

At the grocery store just go in the store not near the registers after the produce dept people are gone but its still busy. Grab a lot of stuff and then run out the back door of the produce dept.

You could make a living off of shoplifting if you combine it with a few other things like growing weed.

Stole so many books from borders, barnes and nobles, etc during high school.

Just went into the bathroom ripped off the tags and went on my way.

I wouldn't try any shoplifting now though companies have too many toys to catch you with. Also the things I want are far too big to pocket.

Think you're so slick huh? I can smell a shoplifter from a mile away. As soon as you walk in the door I know you plan on stealing something. I can see it in your eyes. 95% of the time I'm right.

Also, lol there was this fat ass bitch trying to steal chapstick the other day. She was just right out in the open right next to electronics opening up the package. lol.

>>8694327

Growing weed is already enough income if you do a full scale op. Some people do make livings off of shoplifting and pawning or selling the items to friends/strangers.

>>8694251
The problem is, no half-intelligent theif just grabs shit and runs out of the store. I walk around with a cart or basket of random items including the one I actually want and intend to steal, and pretend to browse more. I walk casually and make my way indirectly to the door eventually, and am always aware of any employees or other shoppers to see if they're following or watching me. If they're so stupid that they display any signs that tell me they may be LP, or have the gall to wear sunglasses indoors, I just leave. Or, if I feel like a challenge, I walk around a corner down an aisle knowing they won't immediately follow, quickly shove the item in my jacket/bag/pants and continue naturally making sure I am seen being casual by the LP a couple more times. Hell, I may even sit down and read a magazine for a few minutes.

securityfag here

I catch at least ten people every day at my store and I culd beat any of ur asses. ask me any question

The most awesome way to steal:

Go to a Wal-Mart on a crowded day at the peak time,
bring enough money to buy a pricey TV or laptop. Purchase it at the register furthest from the door.
Put the item in your car, go back in and get another off the shelf. Go back to the same cashier with your item and the receipt, tell them it's the wrong kind of something and you want a refund.

You now have the original item and all the cash, sell the item to someone or on Ebay. You can only do it once per store though.

>>8694383

You're just trolling or completely full of shit. Probably both. Playing on our hatred of stupid fat women and acting like a tough guy authority figure...

>>8694408
What did the first girl you kiss smell like?

>>8694408
How big is your dick?

Do you hate niggers?

Are most shoplifter's minorities?

How much do you bench?

What are your thoughts on prostate stimulation?

>>8694395
Sometimes I just feel really ballzy and just walk literally 5 feet away from the would-be thief the entire time they are in the store.

the idea of being arrested for shoplifting some minor shit at age 24 is too humiliating to bear.

anyway, I stole a shitload of cough syrup as a teenager. they even installed a camera in the cold medicine section at the local Walgreens thanks to my degenerate robowalking ass, and it's still there several years later.

>>8694416

They may check the box, so you'd have to be careful opening it. It's also going to be too light, so I don't know what you'd do about that.

>>8694418
Working LP for years, and having to deal with literally thousands of shoplifters, over time you just know...

too bad totse isn't around anymore. they had a ridiculously in-depth guide to stealing from Target written by a guy who used to lead the security team or something.

>>8694419
She smelled like justice.

>>8694426
How big is your dick? 4 inches

Do you hate niggers? most of the dirty theives are afrocan american

Are most shoplifter's minorities? yes

How much do you bench? 80

What are your thoughts on prostate stimulation? no thoughts

I don't know where people get this idea that the greeters/etc aren't legally allowed to chase you outside of the store...

Both times I've been caugh shoplifting (one at Walmart; the other at a FutureShop) the loss prevention dudes chased me for like a block.

In any case, if you are planning on shoplifting park your car about a block away. If caught run away from the store but don't go directly to car, keep running until you lose them and then get to your car.

Also please do note that stores WILL keep your picture forever so it's almost impossible to hit the same place twice if you have been caught or if they are suspicious.

>>8694458
>Benches 80

I hope you're using the metric system

>>8693936

Thats probably an employee in the store. Ontheruns do that and they tell you to leave them cause it takes 2hrs to prosecute shoplifters. :)

>>8694310
> On leaving the store the milkshake is unlikely to be searched.

Heh.

>>8694458
>How much do you bench? 80

80 kg = 173.4 lb

you are fucking weak, son. i never even work out and i can easily bench that

not sure if you know it but unless they have loss prevention people they don't care and won't try. Even if you catch some one red handed as a checker it's better to just let them go.

>>8694251

You should be apathetic when it comes to people stealing shit, you're paid peanuts so who gives a shit if the MEGA CORPORATION loses a couple dollars. Don't swell with employee pride, little boy.

>>8694467
Yeah, but the thing is you'll almost always get away. When they're chasing you they focus on just that so hiding is easy, and they don't get paid extra or anything if they catch you, when you could end up in big shit if you're caught. You have more on the line, more motivation so you'll get away unless you're a fatass.

>>8694486
Then either you're a fatass or you have a very athletic lifestyle. Most people of average height and weight can't bench anywhere near their own body weight, and average weight is probably close to 170

I used to work at a Zellers, I would let all the shop lifters go unless they look like douche bags and would tell friends where blind spots were and stuff.

>>8694442
If a guy dresses like he's going to church and he's white, do you think he's going to be a shop lifter?

>>8694485
That's actually an incredible idea, too bad most jewelry that's worth anything is in cases.

>>8694467
>>Also please do note that stores WILL keep your picture forever

I LOL'd. There are millions of stores, fuck them.

Walmartfag here.

I just see if there's a light on in the asset protection office. Most of the shit you expect would be tagged isn't, and if the alarm goes off, nobody really cares enough to notice because I'm the quiet, friendly, hard-working kid everyone loves and the security alarms are kinda faulty and go off on their own sometimes. Or I time my walk with customers with a cart of stuff.

>>8694529

there are homemade devices to open those cases, though i've never figured out a safe way to actually use them unless b&e is also involved.

You guys should check out "urban sprinting" because a comedian who get chase around by LP when he pretend he stole something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96OljGZapv4

>>8694556
What does the light indicate?

lately ive been wanting to just do a big hit at walmart nearby, have a bunch of my friends take various video games, game consoles, shit like that, we all start moving towards the door, one person stops, we ALL FUCKING STAMPEDE, have a few people that dont have anything get caught, hopefully random people will think something is wrong and run / move out too

seems pretty fool proof to me

Bagging, Simple

The Simple bagging tactic is when a shoplifter surreptitiously hides an item inside a bag that they have brought into the store (for example, a shopping bag from another store or a purse).

A more complicated method of bagging would need the shoplifter to have an empty dvd case, an active security tag and a bag from another shop. The method is, for when the shoplifter enters a major entertainment store, he will set off the alarm with his active security tag in his pocket. Security will know he has not shoplifted anything because he has just entered the store. The shoplifter will have in his bag an empty case shoplifted from a place like Gamestation, where they only have empty cases on display. The bag the shoplifter is carrying will say GAME or HMV or anything different to where the shoplifter is stealing from. Security will think shoplifter bought a game, DVD etc. from that store and is setting the store's sensor off with that security tag on his DVD, which is known as tag pollution in the Retail Loss Prevention community and happens normally. Using sleight of hand, the shoplifter will swap the empty case in his bag with a real DVD case. When he leaves, security will just think its the same tag that set it off when he entered the store. This technique requires the shoplifter to have an active security tag in his pocket, a bag with a store name on it that sells DVDs etc., and an empty case, usually shoplifted from a store with empty cases. If security stop him as the alarm goes off, shoplifter's excuse will be that the alarm went off when he walked in and naturally goes off when he will leave, and when they check him and only see one DVD or CD etc., they will let him go.

>>8694428
Then you could be deterring actual customers from making purchases, creeping them out so they report you to a cashier (not that it would result in anything), and not returning to the store for various reasons such as being stalked by a fucking employee.

Stealing food would be a good homeless skill but you have to learn how to dress well, clean shaven, clean haircut, etc.

Alcoholic-fag here. I live in Michigan and out state law says that you cannot buy alcohol after 2:00am. Well, it was 2:15 and my buddy and I were drunk, but not sloppy-shitfaced the way we wanted to be so we devised a plan and it worked perfectly. We drove to Meijers (a large shopping center sort of like Wall-Mart). We went to the liquor isle and grabbed a bottle of rum. Next, we grabbed a 3-liter bottle of cola. After we had these in hand we worked our way over the the house=wares section where they have tupperware containers and shit. We poored out half of the cola into a pitcher and set that pitcher back on the shelf. we poured the 5th of rum into the half empty cola bottle and took that to the self checkout lane. Payed $2.50 for 3 liters of rum and coke. drank it all and blacked out a while later. Shit was so cash.

>>8694275
One of our plainclothes guys caught it

also most of the people in this thread seem to think they have some foolproof method to steal... Nothing is fool-proof, some are just harder to catch than others. On a long enough timeline your chances of getting away with it will drop off dramatically

When the alarm goes off, look behind, act cool and keep walking.

>>8694581
Problem is, what happens if they don't remember you walked in with a tagged item and decide to check your shit anyway?

Also, how do you get out of hmv/gamestation/whatever with a tagged empty DVD case? Don't you think they'll chase you anyway?

And what if an item that sets off an alarm in one store doesn't actually set off the alarm in the store you're stealing from?

>>8694567
That was funny but the scene with the fat security guard was sad to watch.

>>8694633
Wow, that is fucking genius. I would imagine you had to do it quick time, squeezing the empty coke bottle then carefully pouring the rum. Still cool ought.

>>8694644

you could steal for a lifetime if you pace yourself correctly.

the way i work is the same way a lot of people do -- shop for food weekly.

i just buy the things that are too big/weak to put into a bag -- eggs, bread, etc. the cheap shit.

in my bag are dvds, pesto, agave nectar, pastrami, porterhouse steaks, fish, heavy cream, all that jazz.

the most expensive things are always the smallest when it comes to food.

Btw, most places do go hands on now.

Can't count how many times people have yelled "you can't touch me! I'm suing!" or "I wasn't through the doors yet!"

save it for court

I shoplifted a $190 pair of Ray-Bans from Sunglass Hut a few months ago:D Shit's cash.

>>8694644
That's why you should steal at stores that don't have LP guys haha.

>eat in costco's / sam's club

okay I can see that....

>steal from costco's / sam's club

what is this I don't even...

>>8694037
Holy shit I fit that description whenever I go to walmart...

>>8694633
very nice

fucking around in Meijer's in general = a teenage Michigan classic

>>8694742
How did you do it because most high end sunglasses store have their glasses inside a glass case, or the sun glass store is small and the clerks watch you like a hawk.

>>8692777

lol one day this will be you.. enjoy your close to minimum wage and zero health insurance..

http://www.break.com/index/security_guard_gets_shot_stopping_shoplifters.html

>>8694717
Thanks, I was impressed with our level of comprehension at that point of drunkeness as well. The reason we went with the 3-liter bottle is because it has a wide mouth, so we could fit the neck of the rum bottle into the mouth of the cola bottle and just dump the rum in real quick.

>>8694567
negs urban sports lol, amazing,

theres one where he throws fast food at people, its hilariuos

WHOOP WHOOP

Want to be more misogynistic?

It is perfectly okay for women to have gigantic purses.
I've taken several bottles of liquor per day in a week. I have a fully-stocked bar.

>>8694774

Only one employee working and they had pairs out to try on, though they were brand new with the tags still on. Employee went in some back room, I slipped them in my coat pocket and walked out.

I only steal things that don't go off on the buzzer.

Pretend I'm looking at the item, wait a few seconds, stuff in pocket, buy a pack of gum to lose suspicion and I'm out.

Like a previous anon, all I have stolen are books. I go into Barnes and Noble with a sweatshirt on, grab a few books, and dart into the bathroom. I scratch off the sensors and stuff the books down the front of my pants. I usually buy a magazine, to deter suspicion.

>>8694770
Going into Meijer's high and/or drunk in the late night early morning you are guaranteed a good time. One time I went there with a few friends at like 1:00 am baked out of our skulls to get munchies and a little black boy (couldn't have been older than 10) shopping with his momma totally called us out on being high. He looks right at me and goes "Ya'll goth the munchies, huh"?

I just smiled and nodded. He thought it was funny too.