Hey Mike.

First of all, where do you live?
I don't do internet transactions.

Is it hard to remain undetected, how do you do so ?

What kind of guns did/do you have, and how did you obtain them?

>>868005
>harder than weed.

like what, everything?

>agree to meet up with an ex-armed robber over 4chan to buy drugs

Yeah, that'd end well.

What country do you live in? How do I get into criminal activity in England?

Who did you rape in prison, if you did anyone?

Also, if and when you dropped the soap, did you take it in the ass or did you gank the guy with your toothbrush shank?

Hahahahaha! I make my living through forgery, bank robbery, bounty hunting and otherwise honest labour. It made me laugh so hard, that poor OP is reduced to selling marijuana, yet still thinks he's worth a discussion. Thanks for the Christmas giggle!

>>868097
do tell more

sounds interesting

Hey Dave, nice to meet you.

Did being a criminal let you fuck alot of bitches?

>>868097
Well, what would you like to know? Forgery? I own equipment to print cards. I buy details, print 'em, then sell 'em for a profit. I also do ID's. Bank robbery? Oh that that's simple stuff. Usually electronic style bank robbery. Although that does involve electronic engineering.

Bounty hunting is the easiest of the lot. Network with enough people in whatever city you're in, and you'll find a criminal. Bring them in for a cash reward, although I am not knowing exactly how this works in countries other than mine. My point is that you can risk your free life for something stupid like marijuana, or just be badass and do something interesting if you are having nothing to lose.

>>868018
Cali bro.
>>868022
I am a loner. I did not 'hang' with more than 5 people as real friends, I didnt 'chill' with junkies.
>>868030
Something like meth that a cop won't do. If a undercover guy snorts meth, his statements will be unreliable and the arrest will likely be invalidated. Coke works too. I'm paranoid and wont sell unless someone uses in front of me or I meet them in class.
>>868031
I robbed dealers who shorted me, not stores.
>>868051
Never been to jail for more than an over night stay in LA county

Are you a virgin still?

Hey OP, I bought from someone on 4chan before and he had a similar policy. I had to show him the shit I move, my scale, a piece, AND myself toking on webcam before he'd sell me anything. Buying weed over the web is stupid.

I am an overweight white male who has led a somewhat tough life..

the thing is it doesn't show. people are always telling me I need to 'toughen up' and 'man up'

how do I be intimidating?

How much experiance do you have with the dark net/deep web? And how exactly do you rob a bank?

>>868297
Not OP, but in my opinion you don't want to be intimidating if you want to be good at trafficking. You should have a bro or two that are stupid and large that do the intimidating, you need to "get in bed" with your clients so to speak. Unless OP was a shitty drug dealer doing it for the experience more than the money.

What do you mean by "harder than weed"?

I have no interest in being a customer, just curious what you would accept. Is shrooms or lsd fine? Or do you mean coke or harder?

OP what kind of guys do you fear the most?

Junia, dat u cuz?

Do you yourself do coke?

If so, whats that like?

How did your illegal activity start? How did it progress?

Curious petty criminal asking.

>>868385
Can you pick locks?

Have you ever considered B&E just to mess with stuff in someones house?

These are questions for you and OP.

OP sells weed and thinks he's some badass

>>868393
>>868393
dude, picking locks is like low tier.
Anyone can do it if you have the picks.
It is only hard if need to use a paperclip.

>>868097
I sold methamphetamine, cocaine, oxy, xanax, weed, etc....

I only sell weed now, to people in my classes or people with medical cards/people who use hard drugs in front of me due being in school and not wanting to fuck up my college education.
>>868196
No, I was not a party dealer, I was a whole sale dealer. And using meth blow and pills freely ruined the relationship with the only girl I loved.

>>868411
Well I don't know what kind of criminal he is, he could be a shoplifter or convenience store robber type guy, or he could have been a house robber type guy that just kicks the door down and robs you at gunpoint. Or you know, the sneaky snake type robber guy.

>>868422
THE ONLY GIRL I EVERR LOVVVEDDD
>WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYEESSSS
BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE ONE EVENING 1945 WITH JUST HER SISTER AT HER SIDE AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE GUNS ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERY ONE


I used to be you bro, used to move weight (illegal in my state),, designer drugs (2-CB), oxy and pure synthesized diazepam. Oxy and heroin fucked our shit up. Then again it was the only thing keeping us together for some time.

Can you give a bit of the power structure of a criminal underworld? Is it like those movies or is it really decentralized?

>>868005
What was your favorite drug? Describe its effects in as much detail as you can.

What do you think of the television series "Breaking Bad"? Did you know any geniuses who earned lots of cash through their remarkable talents?

>>868443
Could you describe the effects of Oxycontin and heroin? is oxy really comparable to heroin? Or did you somehow mix them together?

Merry christmas nigga. You grow your own weed right? How much weight you get from one harvest?

What kind of money were you pulling in?

fdgf

>>868297
I kind of look like the guy in the OP, but white. It just comes naturally.
>>868301
No experience. If I were to rob a bank I'd either do the note thing at a small bank, or pay off some guys to do some heavy vandalism on the other side of town to get patrol cars over there. Then rob it.
>>868306
I look intimidating and I took care of my own business. College kids didnt like dealing with me, whole salers loved dealing with a college educated low key 'hard ass' guy like me.
>>868314
Meth, Coke, etc... To make sure you're not a cop. If a cops undercover and pisses dirty there a very high chance youre not goint to jail.
>>868315
Gangbangers and idiots trying to act hard to impress people. They get caught, or pull guns over nothing. I was taught to use weapons by family members who are in the military, I'm pretty proficient so I don't get scared easily.
>>868374
Makes you feel powerful, makes you stronger, more talkative, more sexual. Try it.
>>868385
Started selling rx pills and eigths of weed. Met a bro I smoked cigs with and a year after knowing him he told me he actually didnt quit meth and still does it. Got high with him, and he introduced me to his buddy who was in a gang and had a lab.

I got my other connections from talking to the low level dealers supplier. I'd ask to buy large ammounts and then the supplier would just sell to me. Id get connects from strippers id do coke with.

I got better connects as time went on.

>>868393
No. I did things like setting off a car alarm or turning off the power then robbing the dealer that shorted me when he was distracted.

>>868485
>meth
>coke
Fucking lame.
I'd much rather have some acid.

>>868460
Yeah, they're both opiates, for me it's a complete relief of anxiety, incredible euphoria physically and psychologically, and at higher doses sedation and the coveted "nod" where you're both awake and asleep.

The body buzz is similar to the feeling of an orgasm, and when injected, heroin gives you one of the most amazing orgasm-like feelings you can experience (second to oxymorphone and hydromorphone, but more pronounced than oxycodone).

Heroin is largely overrated as far as stigma and danger, but it is significantly more addictive than oxy. Otherwise the two are very similar. Nausea happens for newbies at high doses especially after smoking a cig.

Opiates are by far my favorite drugs and I've done them all.

>>868485

OP, can you answer >>868025?

>>868504
Acid and shrooms are great but it's not an everyday thing, it's something you must prepare for.

>>868509
How much would you sell/buy Percocets for?

>>868498
in that case get the fuck out, this site is 18+

>>868522
Don't care, I like it here

How does a typical foreveralone from r9k (imagine the biggest r9k stereotype you can think of: That's me) get a connection for marijuana? I have absolutely no friends and have no idea where to begin. I do attend a state university, though.

>>868443
Im mentally ill, i have problems relating to people. It's likely I won't meet another girl like that for 5-10 years so yeah FEELS BAD MAN.
>>868444
Petty deales/party dealers
suppliers
whole-salers
cooks/growers/gang members with serious connections
>>868449
One of my favorite shows. Decently accurate about methheads, but the suppliers Ive met were no where near anyone like "tuco' or gus or crazy eight.
>>868447
Methamphetamine. Every thing is interesting. You're stronger, think faster, feel amazing, sex on it is the best feeling in the world. It's great to take alone or with people. I was never a junkie though. just an addict/user. I could take breaks and stop, but ill always use once in a while.
>>868460
Never shot up heroin. Snorting oxy gives you a rush of relaxation and pure pleasure that fills your whole body. everything becomes okay, it's like a better version of the afterglow of an orgasm, but for hours.
>>868472
Buy from a grower directly. I get it at $2200 a pound.
>>868481
5-15k a month before. Now Like 1000 profit a month.

>>868521
Traditionally I sold percocet for $0.50 USD/mg (5 for a 10mg) but the acceptable market price is $7/10mg for me. The pure ones are snortable & injectable and run as high as $1.00/mg but that's not worth it to me (I have a tolerance that isn't terrible but it's there.)

If you get your hands on Opana (oxymorphone), they run $1.00-$2.00/mg but even at the highest price are more than worth it, 5mgs will do you extremely well.

I've been working and uni and trying to save money so I do buprenorphine regularly. It makes me feel mildly good, happy, and productive and 1 pill lasts almost a week.

Opiates are the greatest feeling I have ever experienced (had sex over 1000 times, I'd pick Opana over sex any day). I won't ever stop enjoying them occasionally but addiction is srs business

>>868546
Drive to the black part of town, roll down the window and ask for a blunt.

Shit tier weed but better than nothing.

What are some of the worst experiences you've had with junkies?

>>868410

>2011
>trying to act cool on an anonymous imageboard

Not OP but you've never sold anything but something in a video game.

>>868516
I had
two 1911 were what i carried
AR-15 modded to full auto for my house
Mossberg for my house as well.

Got them from dealers. Sold them to dealers. Never shot anyone.

>>868521
I'd buy the bottle of 10mg percs for $1-2 bucks a pill
Sell for $5 a pill.
>>868546
Go up and ask guys smoking cigarettes on campus. It's that easy. Might not get quality shit but you can get high.

I'm seriously considering becoming a small-time breaking-and-entering kinda guy. Assuming I don't have access to lockpicks, what's the best way of getting in and out of a house? I'm in England but I guess I'll probably need to get hold of a firearm in case of presence in a home - but if I were to break in and find people there, what would be the best way of escape? What would be the best way of getting to the location in the first place? What equipment would I need to carry?

>>868609
Where you do you get most of your prescription pills?

>>868602
I'm the oxy and club drug guy, not OP. I've had a junkie break in my house twice before the guys I hired ended the problem. I've had people beg me for pills, and I've slept with a few girls in exchange for drugs. You have to control your clientele and typically as long as you stay with quality customers (PROTIP: be like OP and avoid contact with end-users).

>>868616
Would you really shoot someone after having the audacity to break into their home?

Have you ever shot a man just to watch him die, OP?

What do you think about black people/black gangs/thugs culture? Are the white supremacists you've met really like the ones in American History X?

Were Latino gangs really a growing threat to your business?

Also, do you consider yourself charming and give an initially likeable impression? Or do you always present yourself as a toughass?

>>868620
Get a referral to a pain clinic.

I went for legitimate use and got 120 pure oxy 10s for $8 ($32 total). I'd get high every other day and still make about $800/month effortlessly

Ever dealt with any mental disorders after doing certain drugs or ever knew anyone who had them after using?
Also do you know any ways to get rid of said drug induced mental disorders?

>>868598
Man, where I'm from the blackest of people have the bestest of weed. The logic of black=dank is ingrained into every stoner's mind in my city

>>868620
Strippers.
>>868636
I don't give a shit about black culture and all that. I think it's stupid they draw attention to them selves and get caught.

I got my meth from a latino gang. I've never had anyone try to rob/hurt/kill me for selling on their turf.

Hey, OP. I"m going to assume you're somewhere in the US, because we have those "legalize it" places on the west coast.

What's the best way for the US to deal with the gang wars going through Mexico right now?

>>868626

No. People are far more intimidated by presence of a weapon which can kill them in a single strike than a large physique or a melee weapon. Also, guns can intimidate crowds for example a family round a dinner table.

>>868550

Would you recommend this life to anyone?

I'm was petty dealer in college(weed, LSD, occasional coke and ecstasy), but I've always thought about making more of an investment. A 6 figure salary sounds like a pretty good life.

People are intimidated by me. I've considered armed theft before, but never acted on it. I've mugged a few people at knife-point. I'm an extremely cautious person, and think carefully about each step I take, persay. Could I be cut out for this life?

>>868653
I'm schizo. I was like that before the drugs, was an addict to alleviate symptoms, still am. Weed and meth make it worse sometimes, but not by much

>>868653
Opiates and to some extent benzos kill anxiety and depression type disorders for the short term extremely effectively.

Coke and meth exacerbate many, but in low doses meth is great for add.

Psychedelics are typically a no-no, but a guided, spiritual mushroom trip can really resolve mental issues IME

>>868672
If you can do anything else for money, armed robbery is not a good way bro.

When managed safely and low profile (stay petty-mid level) is a great way to supplement your income when you have a good supply and clientele

>>868520
Depends on who you are.
Some peoples set is constant, and the setting doesn't matter nearly as much.

Sorry OP I don't mean to jack your thread. I just used to live a similar lifestyle and wanted to share my experience as well.

I'm trying to learn how to steal honda civics. I know the basics on how to get in. My friends can't fully explain how to undo the ignition key cylinder. Something about two screws. I tried to take a civic for the first time, got inside the car but when I got to the ignition key cylinder I had no idea what to unscrew. do you know how?

you ever refuse to sell to some people because they where too young in your opinion r because you could see they where fucking their life up,or attempting overdose etc.... or what it all business?

>>868712
Why the fuck would you want a Shittic?
>chav detected

Also, stealing cars is asinine anyways, unless you personally know a chop shop

>>868738

Actually I'm canadian. Chop shop lol. Selling parts myself is more like it.

Hey, OP. I'm insane and in the past week my mental health and self-control have been rapidly deteriorating.

I have no intention of living a life of crime, but I know at some point I'll have to go completely off the grid for my safety (and/or freedom).

I can never work with another person. They'd be a liability and I likely wouldn't be able to keep them around.

Do you have any experience with the mentally ill in your community? How much of a stigma is there around hedonists who only interact with the local crime scene for shits and giggles, rather than for profit? Are they targeted, thought of as a nuisance or avoided entirely?

>>868712
>>868786

Fuck you, every time I park my car I have to worry that it will be gone when I come out because of faggots like you who want to steal my only form of transportation so that they can sell the front clip for $100. I didn't even know minorities liked my car when I bought it.

Use your tiny brain to find some victimless crime. You could make more money if you asked a buddy for some seeds from his shitty mids and spent $10 at a gardening store.

>>868834
>is pissed off by crime
>lurks criminal thread anyway
>gets mad

of course, you understand this is your fault?

How can one cook meth?

What would you say to someone thinking of producing ectasy in his uni chemistry lab?

>>868834

>victimless
>crime

There are always victims, and they're almost always idiots. If your car's been stolen then it's likely your own fault for leaving it unprotected.

>>868915
It's fine.
I did that in high school.

Franco is outside your house right now. Better not keep him waiting.

>>868885

I'm pissed off by people being stupid enough to take other poor peoples cars, strip working cars for parts, and making a couple hundred for all that effort, risk, and grief.

>>868926

My car has a few things that will prevent it from being stolen by most people, unless they have a few hours.

Nothing can prevent someone from busting your window and fucking with the ignition for a minute before they give up and leave you with a bunch of repairs to do.

>no victimless crime

Ok buddy.

how much money are you making from it right now?

>>868970

crime has many very different causes. when looking at criminals, only sometimes is their criminal activity a direct cause of their stupidity.

come on, we're all educated. i was expecting more from you guys

Give advise to an aspiring dealer(note not me just advise you would give to people in the area)

Ever feel morally bad about something you've done as a dealer?

Ever fucked anyone up?


And give me a story of a run in with the PO PO.

Did you ever have sex with a man?

>>868977
See >>868550


>>869082
You're expecting the newfags, normalfags and shut-ins of /r9k/ to have legitimate advice to share based on their criminal exploits?

>implying that everyone here is educated
>>869132
>case in point

I'm sure OP is gone by now, but I'm going to ask one more time in case he's still there:

From your experience, what approach does the criminal community normally take when homicidal psychopaths (who prefer to keep to themselves) pop up?

OP here. Back now.

Answering any questions people ask.

>>870089
Please answer >>868815 and/or >>869204.

Sure, of course you have a full auto AR OP. I believe you completely. You'd never lie on the internet. I believe everything you've said.

haha...singing like a bird..

>>868815
I am schizo. It generally prevents people from fucking with me. Who's going to fuck with a meth using schizophrenic who has firearms?

If you're just fucking around for laughs/trying to be hard and not being safe with your deals you'll be avoided or fucked up.

>>870179
You think it's rocket science to convert it? Some Marine sold me one and did it for me. I don't have it any more either.
>>870186
I don't commit crimes besides selling weed any more. Statute of limitations has passed on all my other crimes, ignoring the fact unless they caught me with narcotics there's nothing they could do.

ITT: Criminal scum

Did any of friends got shot right in front of you?

>>870308
I've had very few friends. I've seen guns pulled but never seen anyone get shot. The worst that's happened to my friends is them going to prison.

>I sell weed
>im a hard ass

>and do something harder than weed in front of me.

You'll supply this right?