>mfw OP's name is my name

tell her she has no choice

you could charge your phone...
Yeah start there.

Ask her if she is horny

How old is OP. How old is sis?

tell her you will lick her clitoris for no less than 4 hours straight

post reply and charge your phone

Im 18, she is 22. Suggestions? lol

ask her for sex lol

Is Sis short for sissy?

IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, EVACUATE OR IT'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE

Yeah that's going fucking nowhere.

>>865369
"You know how I've always liked older women? Not like mothers or anything, because that would be weird. Maybe a hot aunt. Wanna fuck?"

>Sis
>Sister
.........

BAIL BAIL BAIL your fucked op

The last text you sent to your sister was on the 26th of november?

(this isn't going anywhere you ass, you're just creeping her the fuck out)

Congrats on scarring your sister on Christmas day you sick fuck.

You need to charge your phone.

>Orange

Anon, change your network provider.

>>865409
erm no, she txtd me.
damn, I didnt think the response to this would be so damn hostile. Cheer up. It's xmas.

christ op .... ur being kinda creepy. sure u gotta pay her a compliment but theres no need to be so weird. tell her she looks good but without treating her like a peace of meat.......

>>865445
>whos there
>she wants to know if you two will be alone
>she wants to fuck
happy christmas OP shes gunna let you fuck her.

She's your sister you sick fuck

>>865445
shit nig this is going much better than I would have thought.

>>865445
I feel embarrassed for you.
She's going to tell your parents Steve.

She may be dtf... or you may be making a terrible, terrible mistake. Actually either way, you're making a terrible mistake, come to think of it.

>>865456

>2011
>thinks females are not pieces of meat

ishygddt

You should stop making fake convos.

>>865459
>she's your sister,fuck her
fixed

>>865503
if there was a way to prove this wasn't fake without giving up my familys identity I would. So let me know if you can think of one. But trust me this is not fake. As I said, I'm bored. Drunk. And I'm just winding her up. But I thought you guys might like to see how far it could go. But atm, all i'm getting is offended people. Jeez.

have wincestious relations with your sister
take pics
post here
anything less will bring disappointment

Tell her you are horny and see how she reacts?

In order to assist you further, we require you to provide pics of your sister at the most immediate opportunity

>>865329

Tell her your heart weeps in anticipation for her arrival while your tumescent loins throb.

>>865599
dub dubs, this is the thing to do here man. The gods have spoken.

>>865542

Obviously not your sister other wise you would not have referred to your brothers as 'brothers', you would have said their names. No one talks to family about family in that way. Failbro

On a serious note here, how hot is your sister? whats the boob and ass situation like?

>>865620

Yeah, post pics of your sister.

>>865614
lol wtf? do you have brothers or sister? i couldnt be bothered to type out their names, if you look at the txt, it was pretty evident that i was keeping it short. You fucking prick end. And yes. I do refer to mine and hers brothers as *SHOCK* brothers. get our of my thread spasticbro. Also pic related, thats my sister.

>>865634
notsureifwant.bmp

>>865634
ah maybe would tap that, would need to see ass and tits.

wincest gives it extra points

>>865634
ok she's about 2/10, you definitely have a chance at this OP

What's with the x at the end of your texts? What? Why?

>>865634
you shouldnt tell her that you are drunk, she will not take you serious

>>865614
Fuck man, you're 18 levels of retarded aren't you

Oh man this is making me cringe. Just stop OP. You are lucky she is still taking it as a joke.

>>865634
fuck she ugly, from the looks of it your parents have already participated in incest.

other, better pic of sis, shes not ugly btw.

>>865634
ugh,wincest is so much more glorious when you picture only beautiful people practice it...had you not given the image,i could at least have kept pretending you were both horny athletic teenagers.
abandon thread

>>865645
>>865639
She's a fat ugly goth.

>>865667
By the looks of her, being all new agey and crap, she might actually fuck ya or at least let you grab her boobs or something.

>>865667
ask her if she has nipple piercings and if you can see them, then let things progress from there.

i just went straight in for the kill lol

>>865686
bad move OP, bad move.

This was on /b/ also. OP is samefagging this mostly. 4/10 for the effort

>>865686

Nice, totally used my line there.

Pic is OP in a half hour

We could all learn much about lovemaking from him

>>865686
LOL you are a robot nice job, nice job

never has the pics or didnt happen rule tasted so...well,shit.

This is gonna go horribly horribly wrong.

>>865716

I think it already had, OP hasnt posted in a while.

>>865716
>>865726
I think he's going to end up fucking his ugly sister
Or at least get some head

>>865686

It has been a good Christmas.

>>865726
That's because she was supposed to get their in 45mins (passed) and they are fucking like bunnies now.

What next brobots?

obviously fake, but you did entertain me for a short while.

thanks

>reading OPs thread imagining sis is recently legal, taunt body, straitlaced, bushing type girl
>OP provides pic of disgusting pig with metalface
ughh

Do it anyway OP, yours will only be the 8th cock shes sucked today

>>865744

You don't want me looking at you during? that's fine. We'll go doggy style.

You fucked up instead of sis.

>>865744
bail op you are making a joke of yourself

>>865753
meant to say blushing there.

I can hear the garbage trucks, imma stand out the front of my house in shorts sipping on a juicebox whilst staring at them

>>865756
Do this.
bIox

>>865744
tell her how you would like to be entangled within her family vines op

lol :) anything else guys? she will be here soon :/

bump for interest

neger

OP isn't getting any sex
x

>>865866
>not tellin' :P
She's DTF

She's gonna freak when she finds out your serious.

other pic of her

>>865888
Now THIS, I can work with.

>>865866
I'm starting to think this is fake.
Either that or OP is getting some ass for xmas.

>she wants to fuck

keep at it OP, she won't show it but she's into this

Britfags get all the fun.

Fucking prude America

You got her wet, OP.
She wants to fuck now.

>>865866
I posted:
>>865756

Now follow up with:

That's okay, you don't have to tell, because I'll see, at least for the few second they're on you before they hit my bedroom floor.

>>865915
Sorry bro I already responded to that. She said 'not tellin' I said Ah yeah you dont wanna spoil the surprise' she said 'hahah ;) sicko :p'

Can you give me a response to that?

>>865928
"When do we start with the intercourse you cheap slut of a sister?"

>>865928
You could just say I'll find out anyways when I see them for the few seconds right before they hit my bedroom floor

or some variation

I am not response guy by the way

>>865928

Yeah, exactly, what:

>>865946

said, just use it anyway. It still fits.

Don't listen to the naysayers, OP. Just keep goin and hope for some hot sister christmas sex. The possible embarassment of failure is completely outweighed by the possibility of your dick getting lodged firmly inside her incestuously tight and sexy cunt while you blow your load.

>>865966

He doesn't have to worry, I can tell by her texts, she's getting into it, she's dtf, especially if he keeps up with the sexual innuendos I've been feeding him. My text game is tight.

>>865975

Are you a wizard of texting?

>>865986

I am, if I could get my face to face game as tight as my online chat/text game I'd be Gandalf the white, bitches.

update guys. thanks for the support. x

>>865986
>>865986
texting is 68 percent easier to talk to womemnz via. trust
she will be there soon.. this neeeds rapping up so op gets some ass.

looks legit.

nothing out of the ordinary, not sure why you guys think its fake.

obviously she thinks you are joking around OP, which you are =/

if you legitimately want to try and get a piece you need to change the tone to something way more serious fast.

Otherwise when she gets to the house and goes to your room, just pull her in and throw her on the bed. If shes wierd'd out by it you can start loling and say you were joking. if she isint wierded out than..

>>866007

I have a handy hose you can drink from

FUCK - A - DUCK!

>>866007
keep texting her while she's driving
you need to keep her mind wandering with ideas

what the fuck OP

this isn't normal

this doesn't happen

>>866018
are you fucking 14.

get out.

OP,

>>866012

what this guy says is correct. You have to handle her correctly when she gets there. When she gets there and comes to your room. She'll give you your present. Gently put it on a stand/chair, whatever. Look at her in the eyes smile, and say "Well, really there's only one thing I want to unwrap and it's your clothes from you." Then go in for a kiss.

you have her pump primed, now you have to go for it all the way.

i think the main purpose of this is to headfuck the sister into thinking that it might not be such a bad idea to have sex with her brother.

How old are you two?

> bloxing the mute

I guess she arrived

>>866044
im 18, she is 22. 23 in a couple weeks. Thanks everyone, she will be here in about 5-10 minutes so I will have to update you guys on what happens when she gets here. Not sure if I can get on while she is here, although she will be downstairs for a bit with my mam and brothers. So i may get on. One final suggestion for a txt while shes driving here?

>>866061
get condoms.

>>866061
Her picture pls

>>866041
if he goes in for a kiss than hes committed to his perversion and there is no retreat if she shows disgust. Sure he can say he was drunk in his explanation later but people think drunks speak from truth with no filters. It may disgust her further thinking her brother has been holding back sexual feelings of her.
If it was me, I wouldint just rush in trying to kiss her. Besides, kisses are intimate and OP is trying to be that kind of intimate. Thats borderline creepy. Hes done a good job so far showing hes just horny and wants to fuck and rub her hot body. nothing more, nothing emotional. I would invite her in the room and smack her ass or something if it was me.

just saying.

>>866058
she came, so to speak.

>>866061
>>866061
"Don't forget to bring condoms, I am infected"

>>866061

Tell her you just ate something sweet (candy chocolate or whatever) and you wonder if she tastes just as good. Leave it ambiguous as to which part of her. Let her woman's mind work that one out for itself whatever turns her on more.

>>866061
cant wait to feel you up. Going to be a good christmas.

and then do it when she gets their op. dont be a pussy.

Don't listen to the morons telling you to kiss her first thing. You need to get her relaxed, drunk, on your bed, with your hand on her legs/back/neck. THEN you can think about moving forward.

Just txtd her sayin 'xmas chocolates galore here like, wonder if you taste this sweet =s' she didnt reply though as i just heard her come in the house lol. She's downstairs. She will be here soon. Thanks guys :)

>>866104

you're welcome, good luck OP

>>866104
We'll keep the thread bamped and await your report.

>>866108
Thanks :)
>>866111
Cheers mate, I will report back, no idea what time though so I may have to make a new thread :/

>>866111

we sure fucking will.

op had better delivar im fappin soo hard

Take pics bro

hahahaha

let's get this shit started

>white people

Seriously this is straight up disgusting. What kind of pathetic scum contemplates sex with their sibling because of some text messages

Fuck me OP. If this is legit....hen you are my hero. Updates bro. Updates.

>>866140
they did this kind of shit before text messaging..

before texting the white people would be black people and would still encounter events such as these

Holy fuck this is making me cringe, OP's attempts at gaining glorious wincest are fucking failing.

You've been looking at too many wincest threads

>>866140
It's much easier if you're black I guess.

Let's face it, this will be a christmas OP will never forget as long as he makes his move
Either it ends in humiliation and a sister that might will never look at him the same way
Or he gets to stick his cock in his closest possible relative

We're here for you OP, MERRY CHRISTMAS

>>865888
She'd look gorgeous without piercings and silly hair colourings, fuck this modern crap

>>866007
get her drunk as fuck and report back OP

>>866209
Sure humiliation sucks, but it sounds like he's on the wincest track. At the very least she's receptive to his drunk side, so all she needs to do to let herself suck on her bro's cock is a drink herself. Seeing as it's a family gathering, where most people can't stand each other and so drink to avoid paying attention to others, she'll have the perfect excuse to get wasted and then swallow her brother's semen.

Hi guys, shes still downstairs! But I've been txting her.

>>866246
She is immune to your charm

>>866246
uhh, credibility just plummeted. people don't text incestuous come-ons when said relative is in the same house, surrounded by other relatives that would not approve.

>>866246
ask her to help you wank

>mfw english
I'm disgusted in my country

>>866246
Okay so you:

>have the world's most nonchalant sister on the planet
or
>have a sister that wants to fuck
or
>are lying

But which? That is the question.

>>866246
she's only waiting to see how far you'll take it, make sure she gets more and more drunk and she might be more suggestible

I'm getting you sex tonight nigga

shit. the more I read whats going to happen the more depressed I feel about myself and how this is never going to happen to me

Tell her that her girly hands will feel amazing wrapped around your cock.

OP, you've committed to this.
Can't stop now.

>>866307

Won't happen to me either bro, i don't have a sister =/

>>866317
Oops, not OP sorry

>>866246

To this, what you say is.

I have been, not completely however, just teasing myself through my boxers because i'm not fully hard yet. i love it when i am being teased.

something along those lines.

>>866275
Bit of background. We are really close. Our dad died when we were young. We shared a room until she was 17 then she moved out with her boyfriend. Basically I have seen her naked plenty of times. We have flirted a billion times. Especially when she comes home drunk. I count her as one of my best friends. She probably thinks I'm joking. But I DO have feelings for her.

>>866336
>Our dad died when we were young

Yeah, she's DTF

>>866336
alright then it's definitely time to step up your game say something like
>>866333

>>866336
Remark upon how hard it was not to do anything when you saw her naked, get the bitch stirred up a little mang

Oh, I get it. This is Neb, at it again with the two-accounts incest story. You can't fool me, sir; I knew immediately back when you were telling your other story you were full of shit, and this time is no different. Knock it off with the fake incest because it detracts from the real stuff.

>>866351
repressessd memories up in this bitch

>>866352
he's english

Greatest thread I've seen all day send her a picture of your cock OP

Or better yet send her a picture of mine

op set up a webcam so we can watch what happens

>>866369
>>866369
This, but not your cock. Get a huge one from from google.

BREAKING NEWS

GIRLS DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU SEND PICTURES OF YOUR COCK TO THEM

MORE AT 11

>>866384

BRILLIANT

Serious OP find some huge 12 inch mega cock and send it to her

Oh fuck.. i'm scared to go downstairs what should I do

>>866389
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT'S OVER SON

>>866336

>I do have feelings for her

Well yeah, pretty fucking obvious. You're transparant as fuck. If this is real you might get laid tonight and have a few weeks/months/years of incestuous bliss, or you'll fuck/nofuck and you'll ruin the relationship you have you sick bastard.

That said, I have a boner now and would like to see more of your sister/conversation

>>866389
LOL. OP GOT DESTROYED

HAVE FUN BRO

>>866389

>Suddenly censored "Sis"
>Noticeably different typeface
>trip

>>866389
epic if for real

>>866389
>>866389

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha I don't know if this is actually OP or not but this is fucking hilarious

Game over man, game over

>>866389
not OP

>censored name
>filename

>>866389
pfffffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tell that bitch to come upstairs

>>866389
Burn the house down.
Leave no evidence.
Flee to Canada.

>>866389
She's just fucking with you
I can tell from her responses she's had secret repressed fantasies about you for a long time now

>>866389
Claim she's bluffing. Tell her she needs to come up and do a little talking with you.

why do people still these are legit? you can generate convos online, fucking aspies.

>>866389
THIS JUST IN

SHE'S JOKING

>>866389
Looks like you dun goofed son

>>866389


That's not OP, calm the fuck down guys ..

>>866389

YOU'RE FINISHED OP BUT YOU CAN STILL SEND A HUGE 14 INCH MEGA COCK AND SAY IT'S YOURS

YOU'VE LOST THE BATTLE BUT YOU CAN STILL GO DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY

FOR THE PAGAN GODS OP DO IT

>>866389
GUYS

This isn't OP. OP wouldn't blur out the 'Sis'

Clearly someone texted themselves

I like how the battery went from 47% to 100%.
Also Censoring
Also Typeface
Also Filename.

Nice try.

>>866389
fake

not op.

retard

>>866420
also the phone is fully charged and the provider is at&t

so OP still has a chance!

>>866418
>>866418
>>866418
>>866418
Nice work Holmes. It would seem his battery went from 40% to 100% in that pic, too. You have successfully detected a faker trying to fuck over OP's fun.

OP's is Orange (English)
Fake was American AT&T let's move on

He blanked out the sis and the phone is fully charged AND

IT'S A DIFFERENT FUCKING NETWORK

OP IS ON ORANGE

THIS FUCKING DICK IS ON AT&T

STOP FAKING SHIT YOU PRICK

>>866426

Also Network
Also 3G
Also Pic Size.

Im done now.

>>866389
>Not military time
>3G
>Censored name
>Typeface

>>866389
its not OP its a different network and it has higher battery and name is blanked.

>>866389
>>866389
>>866389
THIS ISNT OP

name blocked out
battery fully charged and
the time has changed

>>866389

This is fake you faggots, calm your shit.

>>866389
>"sis" suddenly blurred
>AT&T instead of "Orange"
>time
>battery level
>thislookslegit.jpg

>inb4 everyone says the same thing for 20 posts

Oh wait

>>866389
you're a fag anon.

its so noticable you are trying to hijack this poor OP's thread.

How bout not being a candy ass for once and gtfo anon.

>>866438

Im not.

Also Time
Also Blue 'send' button
Also no timestamp under last message.
Also Signal.

Bored of this now...

ALRIGHT EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN ABOUT THE FAKE OP

OP GIVE US AN UPDATE

>>866451
>candy ass

>>>/b/
is that way faggot.

>>866450
I was about to say what you said and then I realized somebody else would post it before me.

tons of lurkers itt

the fake anon showed that. update the damn thread real OP. we NEED to know.

>>866388
NOT OP guys, just someone tring to fuck my thread

>>866389
AT&T 3g 2:14 pm 100%

Icwutyoudidthar


Why do I find this fake thread so entertaining? lul

>>866389
>Orange
>AT&T

OP is getting his british brouv-willy wet inside his sissy's hurly hootcher hole while the rest of the family watches the nelly telly on the big bougle box they got for St. Nick's Day

>>866478
she really needs to get drunk

Personally, I take the lack of updates from OP to mean that he's to busy fucking his sister to post.

>>866478

Why'd she repeat the last text dickhead

>>866479
not a fake thread fake post

thread is still strong.

possible win to come, if op doesn't first.

>>866469
candy ass detected

>>866478
did u delete ur message u sent her?

OP, if you don't fuck your sister, I'm going to do it.

Your move.

>>866490
I have no idea, it came through twice I suppose. Right shes taking to long to get here. TELL ME WHAT TO TXT HER RIGHT NOW. the first txt will have to be something normal...ish, to make sure she has a hold of her phone (so mam or brothers dont see) then the second can be as dirty as you like. Im incredibly drunk now, and I want her so badly :(

>>866522
just say "so are you going to come upstairs then?" or something like that

I feel awkward just being in this topic

Why do my fellow British people text like such fucktards.

>>866522

Bring me the present in your pants

>>866522

A picture of a huge cock and say it's yours

DO IT FAGGOT

WHERE IS THE TEXTING WIZARD WHEN WE NEED HIM!?

please bump this thread while i am eating some turkey with my family

>>866522
I don't believe that you're OP, but i'll respond anyway.

"Get your ass up here already"

let me empty my christmas sack inside you

>>866539

this x1000

bloxxtrolled

"I hate it when you tease me like this, come upstairs already, I want to see you"

Or, to make it more believable that it's coming from you, OP:

"i h8 it wen u teez me lyk this cum upstares alredy i wont 2 c u".

>>866548

>this

its dis, fool!

First: ''Sis, are you there? I still need your help with this thing.''

Second: ''There you are, come on, get upstairs, I want to unwrap my present.''

C'mon nigga step up

op just have a wank srs you wont want to fuck her after it, you might be in too deep anyway

>your fucked

What kind of shitty christmas is this, where OP won't even fuck his sister after making a thread for it.

remove your pants and go see her downstairs in all of your glory

OP have a wank, demand she comes up and cleans it up with her tongue, then say next time you'll shoot it straight in her.

>>866539
I am OP. Did i do good? lol.

>>866591
Staying over, neat

It's getting considerably less flirty than before now though

>>866561
Whoops, sorry Anon, I'm not used to typing like a gangsta.

>>866591
It's Christmas, OP, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, and hoping that you aren't just trolling us all. If this is real, you had better fuck her brains out, for all of us here at /r9k/ who wish we were you.

>>866612
I think its because shes with our mam downstairs. Not sure though :( I love her

>>866591
So how are you gonna act once she comes up?

>>866618
It'll be awkward if she comes up so get drunk and try and be confident

What county you in OP, I'm gonna guess at Lancashire.

Gunna film it..secretly? Like set laptop webcam up, even if he doesnt do it its a good video, see reaction.

>>866591
if she goes up after all the bullshit you posted, than shes curious to find out.

if she keeps stalling or never shows up, apologize and say it was a joke because you are creeping her out.

OP, go downstairs for a little while, like 15-20 minutes. When you're ready to leave put your hand on her shoulder and announce you're going upstairs.

>>866636
I will try and film it. Tips? Can't use laptop as I guess we will be using it early on for fb, youtube, just for small talk. Also a blue light shines from it so it's pretty obvious. Phone maybe but its shit in the dark.. :/
>>866632
County Durham mate.

>>866639
Just say you were drunk and the internet told you to do it if she gets creeped out.

She'll get over it.

>>866639
She'd fucking say so. She's coming up.

>>866657
Tape or sticky note over the light.

>>866657
Get some electrical tape to cover up the blue light, and get on the computer first

>>866657

Oh shit im from Durham, the actual city durham, where in the county are you lol

>>866657
>>866666
This. I can't imagine her being very tech-literate so leave the webcam on and then put facebook as the open window or something, we'll see what happens

Gotta go for this man, you'll go down in /r9k/ legend

Someone set up archive also

Only in Co Durham.

>>866660
shes not going to show up.

even if she does show up to his room he'll be too much of a pussy to move on her. Op you might as well get some tissue and ready for later today because you will be jacking off to porn instead of fucking your sister.

>>866657

inb4 convenient excuse why you can't film

also even if you do film it's just going to be her rejecting your pathetic ass

>>866688
>implying incest isn't just an invented taboo

I am F5-ing this so hard right now. OP you better fucking deliver.

>>866666
now u must do it and post link to vid
mewwy Christmas, fucked up people!

>>866691

Calm your mad faggot. Not everyone has to be a pathetic virgin like you.

>>866697
>2011
>F5'ing.

ISHYGDDT

This has been the most epic trololol thread on r9k for a while.

Good job, sir.

>>866697
ctrl+r you fucking moron.

>>866389
The other screens said Orange, that says AT&T. Which doesn't operate in Europe. Pathetic imposter attempt.

>>866697
>he F5s 4chan threads
>laughingneckbeards.raw

>>866678
Hmm, lol. I don't wanna give that information up. Sorry. But...Co Durham bro fist!

Also... < pic

implying my 4chan doesn't automatically update threads for me..

>>866728
OHOHOHO
It's on now.
She's drunk, mang, she's gonna be flirty as hell, you need to set that camera up

>>866728
you might need this

>>866657
got a digital camera?

>>866728
Shes drunk.. Already? What was she doing shot for shot with grandma?

>>866728
well done OPerator

Typical filthy northerners

>>866728
nah At first I believed this bullshit but the entire tone changed too rapidly for this to be legitimate. Either OP left 5 screen shots ago like he said he would or op is full of shit.

I wanted to believe.

HOW ABOUT A NEW THREAD, NIGS?

>>866751
Nah, she's a female. My gf gets falling-down drunk from two glasses of wine. Women just can't hold their liquor. Even being british can't save you from this fact.

>like

well aye

>>866753
>>866753

I assume you don't mean THE Operator, do you?

Best thread I've read today so far OP. Keep at it.

Also why do you text like fucking idiots? Never heard of grammar?

>>866760
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

Wrong country?

>2011
>hoping to commit some Christmas incest

Only Northerners

I'm going for family time, when you come back you better be fuckin' this ho

>>866774

It's a working class thing.

>>866728
>>866691
>>866657
>>866618
Notice something about each of these posts? Notice they aren't Anonymous? Notice anything about the content of each of these posts?

>>866780

Lol'd.

Thanks lad.

>>866784
>>866784

>/r9k/
>family time

Laughable

>>866774

>Hello sister! I am very horny.
>I will be up to remedy that problem posthaste, brother!

As much as I agree with you, it just wouldn't feel right.

>>866774
If you honestly text with proper grammar consistently with your good friends (assuming you have despite that attitude and the "Vlad" trip), they probably think you're the idiot. The guys even drunk and you're getting mad for the most irrelevant reason possible itt. Suck a dick.

c'mon op what has she or you said so far?

update us!

>>866825
Wait...what? Are you saying his friends will judge him for texting in a grammatically correct fashion?
What kind of fucktarded friends do you have, bro?

>>866837
I think you'll have to wait a few hours.

At which point OP will probably return to bump the thread with some bullshit about what happened, when the reality could be summed up as cringeworthy flirtatious banter and unresolved sexual frustration.

Acting like a desperate looser wont help you. Dont answer her texts. If she asks what you are doing you should just tell her you are masturbating furiously.

Im planning on spreading my RAT on here in a half an hour or so. Going something like "Hey guys, caught the sex on cam. [LINK], I did good bros? Thanks for all the help" and when you download it, my 100% FUD RAT will be on your pc, and I will add you to my slave network.

>>866855
Better yet, tell her to text you before she comes up, and be masturbating furiously when she opens the door, gets on the floor, and everybody walks the dinosaur.

Professional tip: she's blowing you off here OP.
>>866728

Enjoy being a creep.

>>866825
or you and all of your friends are just brain dead dropouts, as apart from standard abbreviations everyone with a decent education (aka not a complete sewer rat degenerate) actually doesn't go out of their way to misspell because they are all well versed in the English language, making real speech second nature

>>866875
And you can see that, because you know women like a pro, even the ones you haven't even met?

>>866879

..it depends who your friends are, if youre working class with an accent youll text like that, if you and your friends are middle class youll type normally

>>866888
>NO OP MUST FUCK HIS SISTER IT HAS TO BE TRUE IM NOT BEING TROLLED ITS NOT CREEPY AND ITS NOT PATHETIC

>>866855
> Dont answer her texts.
> If she asks what you are doing you should just tell her you are masturbating furiously.
> tell her you are masturbating
> tell her

> Dont answer
> tell her

>>866894
But you're the one replying in a troll thread then. I must be the troll then...

Two more votes before archive

Let's simply hope that OP is banging her right now and that the whole thing gets taped. We know he was planning to. Keep it alive folks

>>866914
I'm not voting unless OP bangs his relatives.

>>866914
I don't understand why you would want to archive this. I mean nothing happened here.

I hope the silence is due to OP getting some right now

What we really need is back up thread in case this one 404's

*continue sitting and waiting for others to do it*

Either he scores wincest or he makes a complete ass of him self. Needs to stay for future learning.

I'm looking forward to the updates from tomorrow, what I'm talking about is the awkward regret txts. Hope OP tells us about it. Archive this. Epic.

Somebody fucking archive this

In the end, all we are going to have to go on is easily fake-able texts, and an easily imitate-able OP with no tripcode.

As much as the thought of Christmas wincest has given me lady boners, a bit of a disappointing thread overall.

I forgot how to request archiving

I tried something like this on Friday.

She didn't go for it and it's definitely the biggest regret of my life.

Please OP, tell her you're joking now.
If there was any way I could undo things I would. I can't even kill myself because she'll spend the rest of her life knowing she drove me to it.

There is no escape, and it's a fate worse than death ;_;

Why didn't OP just go the fuck downstairs?

You get a bitch to come all the way to your house, then you won't even go down there to haul her ass up to your room. Goddamn roomcave dwelling faggot OP.

>>866992

Yeh but his sister seems laid back

>>866879
If "going out of their way" is an option, it's much more effort regardless of education to punch out complete, well structured sentences in "standard" English, which you probably have very little understanding of as well. Also, I'd say you have little understanding of how people typically converse with their close (or not) friends, it's not business professional, assdick.

You've got personal issues I won't even dive into, but associating how people type/text with "everyone is a sewer rat" is fucking retarded. Brain dead dropouts? Lol nice one if you're not simply projecting, I will say that it's less appealing to use shitty spelling and slang left and right as you get older, but despite my education and experiences I wouldn't go as far as talking/typing in modern conventions all day. Either way shut the fuck up you have no clue.

>>866992
Yeah, but his sister doesn't seem like a cunt, and will probably believe him if he says he was just fucking with her..

Being upstairs away from the rest of the family at Christmas, drinking alone, clumsily trying to score a drunken fumble with your own sister, while posting on /r9k/

beta as fuck

>sister has presumably come upstairs by now
>OP has taken around 15 minutes since his last post

Oh God, the movie's happening and they're both drunk, this nigga better be filming

>>866974
Well then, stop lurking here. With you here it's insta boner kill. Like not even half of the greentexts are true. They are still epic.
Go die.

>>866275
That's not really weirdly nonchalant, just more nonchalant than many siblings.

>>866805
Personally, I would love a relationship where we talked like that.

>>865329
OP dont keep us waiting
Starting to think OP IS A FAG

>>867025
I'd literally bet my cock that OP does not deliver video. It won't happen. Some saucy phone would be nice though, on the off chance that he's legit.

>>867053
would be hilarious if he shot her sleeping with her ass bare and said something like 'sup r9k'

Also, what if a family member comes in? Shit nigga

Who knows what's going through his sister's head. Bitches be crazy. She's seems flirty as fuck though, especially given the circumstances

From the last text it seems like OP's sister was on her way up. I don't think he'd be able to update if she was. He's totally getting some

bumping this. kinda a big deal

>>867105
They're watching a movie and drinking Jack Daniels. If they don't fall asleep and he pushes for it he's going to fuck her. I just hope the fucker keeps his promises

>>867105
it has been a very meri wincest kurisumasu!!!!!!!!

something for you op
http://efukt.com/20908_She_Claims_She_Fucked_Her....html

WHAT IF... it is... a trap?

>>867120
Who is that girl?

>bloxxxxing

mfw I know a lad from Durham, who has told me before that he fancies his sister...his name is also steve...

Awaiting the arrival of OP.

>>867148
What, if OP is?
>Look bro, I told ya, I'm not a lesbian...

>>867215
me too, unfortunately he said she was staying over, so not sure if he will be back tonight, thats why this must be archived.

>>867201
What ages and how many other siblings?

>>867201

Durham's pretty small. It must be him.

>>867237
18, never asked about brothers, only know him from work, never speak to him, shy type, but at the works xmas party, he was a mess of a man, ties into the whole "im drunk" bit aswell. He has issues.

>>867256
OP said he was 18, and sis is 22. Sounds like him. Tell us more, in a new thread if necessary.

>>867256

where abouts in durham? the actual city or not?

>>867256
don't scare OP away, delete these posts, if he reads them he won't want to tell us what happened because he'll be embarrased to talk to you

>>867282
This. Delete the posts ASAP

He works in Durham. He doesn't live in the city of Durham. Just the county. Which is pretty big. I'm not enough of a dick to give personal details out. That is if it's even the same lad.

>>867297
Well to be honest there are probably a lot of Steve's who have sisters...

>>867297

what shop/place lol

>>867304
are you fucking kidding me? this is obviously the steve we're talking about

>>867294
>>867282
Wait, before delete, anon who knows Steve, post email or a new thread, then we all delete stuff here

>>867331
clearly the only solution

>>867331
his email or my email? tbf, I wouldn't give out other peoples info never mind my own. I know how 4chan likes to ruin peoples lives.

>>867343

Where do you/him work, i just live in durham 20 years and am curious ;\

>>867343
yours, so we can still hear about steve. Never mind about 4chan, just make a throwaway. That takes literally a minute.

stop shitting up the thread, it will only 404 sooner and none of you lazy bums is making a new one

hold on to your butts and wait

>>867347
Why does it matter where we work though? I could say subway and you would be non the wiser...yeah I'm gonna say we work at subway :)

holy shit this thread is still alive?
lol you guys I was just trolling you using two separate numbers and made up sms

>happen to know an 18 year old steve who might like his sister
>IT HAS TO BE HIM.

>>867363

Ah ye north road subway near iceland and burger king

>>867369
Wow guys I just realised I can type OP into the namefield

Hey guys OP here,
I just found out, I'm the only Steve in Durham that likes my sister. So if you think otherwise, you are going to hell.

>>867343
allaboutsteven@hotmail.co.uk

>mfw people fell for this
>mfw it was obviously fake all along
>mfw I was still entertained
>mfw no face

>>867408
implying someone would waste all day trolling r9k

>>867415
people wasted all day to read it, gota be someone to make it up...

>>867395
Great, now we should delete all posts about you.

>>867415
as if this doesn't happen on a daily basis

>>867420
on christmas? cmon nigga he said if he could prove he could and his sister is reasonably unattractive and could easily be up for it

>>867426
this is just his way of getting attention on Christmas

Bet you anything I could start a thread about being a virginal female neet/hiki and guys would go NUTS over it

Everyone knows r9kers are shut ins

bampa bamp bloxi

Hottest thread i've read all day. I fapped so hard. I want updates (:

County Durham population 510,800

Can't possibly be more than one Steve.

Merry Christmas, you fucking queers.

>>867490

How are you people fapping to this lack of a story?

What.
Update.
Op

OH-PEE.
NOOOOOOO!

OP fell asleep
probably will make a thread tomorrow
stay tuned folks

>>867408
Nothing even happened and the stuff that did happen was believable reactions from this fags sister.

Its not a stretch of the imagination, this guys story real. If he was trolling this shit would have went someplace and it never did.

Hi brobots. OP here. She has went home. She gave me a handjob. I fingered her. She was disgusted with herself afterwards. I cum buckets. I told her how I felt about her. But she has gone. I can provide proof with a simple txt. What should I say. I still feel the same about her. I love her more than anything. I hope she feels the same when she has time to think about it. She has to come back in the morning to pick up her car. Any questions welcome. :) Also that guy is lying I dont work in Durham.

>>867661
lol nope

liarblox

>>867661
Sounds illegit.

>>867661
>She has went home
>I cum buckets
Could be true but I doubt it, why are you Anon now

>>867661
Provide text please.

>>867698
Saying?

>>867706
If you were the actual OP you'd just post a screenshot of the texts. Gtfo.

>>867748
hmm kk

>>867776
Ooh

Similar to the Neb story
Hope you follow up on this in future OP

>>867748
fine here.

bloxcox

>>867776
So you got a handjob huh? Not bad. Well done OP.

>>867792
go away fake boy

>>867792
Ah. Damn, man. I'm sorry it went that route.

I'll give you a 4/10 for making me chuckle

>>867776
...so what happened to the camera you wanted to set up?

Soooo.. Was her pussy nice?

>>867661
>She was disgusted with herself afterwards.

So she should be, you people are the worst kind of trash, behaving like animals. I MEAN FUCKING YOUR SIBLINGS?! It's sick, you're both sick.

It's not over yet, OP.
Be completely non-judgemental about this, supporting her, even tell her how hot it was (Tactfully, don't just launch into that, especially right now). You might be able to get this regular/take it further.

>>867839
I nearly cum instantly from touching it :(

>>867890
haha wtf are you doing

>>867890
>drunken fumble
>oh wow I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HERRRR NOW XD!!

confirmed for 14 years old or beta as fuck or both

>>867890
>im in tears xxx
>xxx
Isn't xxx supposed to mean kisses? Why the fuck would she send kisses after such a message?

>>867890
Oh mate.. wtf are you doin? No man.. .. I just hope this doesn't get round to your fam..

Dude, fucking stop you're gonna ruin it if you keep bothering her, just leave it alone

>>867890
how long did you get to finger her for

>>867905
Because that's what women, especially British women do.

I got a message from a female friend a few days ''I'm so fucking pissed off right now and I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT xxx''

I think the kisses are just automatic behaviour now. It's what they do to signify the end of a message, doesn't actually mean anything.

>>867890
Didn't you ask her for some head OP?

>>867890
Tell her something like 'I know you feel it too' or 'i want to talk soon' to keep this thing going

I want updates motherfucka

>>867789
>Similar to the Neb story

In the sense of being obviously fake as fuck, yes.

Lol, I dont even care if this is all fake. The last 2 text made me LOL so hard.
If its real, epic beta-fag going to have a messed up life, if its fake, great story,
lots of lulz.

MERRY CHRISTMAS STEVES SISTER :D

Here is what happened.

> walks in to my room
> I say hiiiiiii, in a drunken manner
> gives me my present, i open it(it was a harmonica and harmonica tutorial book)
> i hug her ..... it lasted about 30 seconds, i pressed up to her, it was amazing.
> sit on my bed, give her her glass of wine, tell her i have a movie on for her blah blah
> snuggled up, i put my hand on her leg, my boner is like, so obvious, i was wearing sweat pants

....

>>867985

>sweat pants
>OP is English
>this post is obviously fake

>>867999

I was just about to post that lol.

English people say trackie bottoms or jogging bottoms but I don't think I've ever heard anyone say 'sweat pants'

>>867999
i have heard my father refer to some pants as sweat pants though

its not unheard of for english people to say that

>>867999
Nice trips bro, but no its not fake, its me but i cba to post another picture, joggin bottoms? That good enough for you? I said sweat pants because I recently listened to a flight of the conchords song which mentioned sweat pants. Thanks bra now I have to rewrite my fucking post. I'm goin for a fag! Bitch!

>>868026
To the vast majority of English people except in a couple of areas 'pants' means underwear anyway.

>>868035

Haha I'd expect you to use tracksuit. And that reminds me, I want a fag now too

>>868035
Post more pictures if she sent you more texts pls OP

>>868054

Where is underwear *not* referred to as pants, in England?

>>868035
where is my vid, OP?
you said there would be vids

>>868076
English person here. I don't call my underwear 'pants'.

>>868086

But do you refer to your trousers, as pants?

>>868076
In some parts of the north/midlands I know they refer to trousers as pants, American style. I think they always did.

For the most part though when you hear 'pants' in England you think underwear.

Makes pants on head retarded even more retarded.

>>868076
i live in manchester and we use pants to describe only trousers

underwear is referred to as undies or boxers or whatever

>>868096
Oh, definitely not.

>>868100
>>868116

Huh, hadn't realised that places in England referred to trousers as pants. Thanks, Anons.

She's coming back holy fuck. Will finish story in a second. More updates shall be had. And I WILL get pics this time. Love you Rk9!!!!!!!

>>868141
Oh thank you based god
Make a new thread if this one hits bump limit

>>868141
She doesn't seem as keen as you man.

You're sister's 23, not 14 like Neb's, I don't think you'll be able to get pull the whole 'we in love nao' thing off with her to get more sex, she'll be more savvy than that.

>>868141
A few questions:

1) What if she isn't coming over to do more, she just wants to talk about how bad it was?

2) How can you guarantee pictures? She sounds like she's very uncertain of this. Even if she DOES go for it, she probably doesn't want photographic evidence

3) How the hell do you get those emoticons on an iPhone? Not that I want them, I'm just curious.

>>868141
dont say stuff like 'love you beautiful' she doesnt want a relationship it wont work, the best you'll get is casual sex

>>868141
OP how long did you finger her for!!!!! Did you lick her clit? when she gave you tha hand job did she say anything? For gods sake man i need more details.

>>868166
>3) How the hell do you get those emoticons on an iPhone? Not that I want them, I'm just curious.

No idea if it's what that person is using, but there's an app called Emoji.

>>868169

Exactly. OP is coming off too strongly. Dude you've just hooked up with your sister. Regardless of how you feel about each other being over eager is never good

>implying this isn't a troll

>>868173
Sorry bro. Well continuing off from where I left off before (cba to green text now before some prick says OMG HE WAS GREEN TXTIN BEFORE AND NOW HE ISNT FAKE FAG FAKE FAG) as I said I had a hard on and it was obvious, her hand moved down towards it, i thought it was obvious she wanted to touch it, so I just grabbed her hand and put it on my cock lol. Then she pretty much just started massaging it from there, then it went inside my pants (my dick was throbbing). I started stroking her arse etc then my hand went inside as well. To the person who said how long was I fingering her for - about 15 minutes, she was wet as fuck and was biting my shoulder to stop herself moaning ( yes i licked my fingers after). to the person who said about the emoticons - search 'emoji' in app store. Sorry if my writing seems horribly structured but yeah ive been drinking since yesterday,

>>868213
You should have tried to score a blowie.

He who dares OP, he who dares

op this is so hot i don't care if it's fake thank you someone archive this shit

>>868213
so wants the pube situation down there like? Does she save? is she an innie or an outtie. Did you get to take a look at it or did she keep her pants on the whole time?

>>868141
hammered drunk...dropping people off...

>>868232
Completely shaven. Didn't get a look unfortunately. Hopefully the situation arrives when she comes back, saying as she is staying over, I think it will arise. :)

>>868245
Could mean she's in a taxi that's dropping people off.

>>868253
remeber to give her a little space. Whipping your dick out right when she gets back would be the worst possible thing you could do. Try to see things from her viewpoint.

>>868261
highly unlikely, doesn't make much sense

>>868213
>>868213

Here's what you do next OP

>wait til you're alone with her
>giver her a big long hug
>wait until she's properly into the hug
>step slightly to the left, keeping your right leg in front of her feet
>use your arm around her back to trip her over your foot
>when she's on the floor, giver her a palm to the back of the head
>while she's stunned, pull her panties down
>stick your dick in her pooper
>fuck her raw
>be quick
>pull out, pull panties back up
>she's in a daze
>"oh are you okay babe? you tripped over. let me help you up."
>"why is my arse saw, anon?"
>pokerface.jpg

>>868245
lol nice catch

>latfact memorable.

>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245
>>868245

the game is up OP unless you have an explanation for this shit

>>868276
>"why is my arse saw, anon?"
>arse saw
>saw

>>868303
>"where is my arse saw, anon?"

>>868245
this is what she txt me. No she isnt driving because her car is at mine. I didnt even question wtf she was on about. But tbf, I dont give a fuck, and sick of all the nay sayers in r9k. I may aswell just stop the updates? she will be here in 20 mins anyway so probs a good time to. Wish me look brobots.

>>868141

20 minutes until wincest bowl resumes

>>868334
Good Luck, brobot.
Dont let us down on the pics

>>868334
> I may aswell just stop the updates

oh stop whining, even if you were posting timestamped pics of you fucking her there would still be SOME naysayers, it's /r9k/

post an update when she goes to the bog or something

>>868334
Ignore the fucking naysayers OP and keep this up, I've been following since the damn beginning and I want to see this out

I'm lurking this thread since OP's first post and it's awesome if it's true.

>>868363
>>868354
>>868358

The most you'll get is questionable stories and convenient excuses why he can't give solid proof.

Enjoy losers.

>>868363
Haha. I like your dedication to the cause. Course I'm gonna give yas the updates and results. So any tips for when she gets here? I'm not sure how hes gonna be acting. hmm

>>868387
Ask her if she's OK, take her up to your room, see where it goes from there. Have drinks ready.

>>868387
Don't be too intense. Keep it light and flirty, without coming on too strong. Don't let her draw you into a serious business conversation, keep acting like it's no bigger deal to you than if she was any other girl, and then that will transfer to her.

That's how you're likely to get more action out of it. It may be harder however since you've kind of already gone I LOVE YOU I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU PLEASE LOVE ME!

>>868387
Make new Thread and start tripping

>>868387
Just make her feel welcome and make sure the conversation takes place on your bed.

Convince her that no-one will know what happens tonight

NEED UPDATES OP

>probablynotoriginal

OP WTF IS GOING ON ARE YOU SMASHING HER?

Jesus, I helped OP with two of his best texts. I had to go 'cause the family was here. I just now got back and holy shit, way to go OP. Good job.

>>868827
If he is, he's probably not going to reply for another hour or so

Who am I kidding, he's a brobot. It'll probably take him about 5 mins.

>>868877
It's been at least half an hour. Last time this happened he had fingered her and she'd pinkied his winky so I guess he's getting somewhere. Either that or she tells their mum or something, either way hilarity and boners ensue

>>868827

now we're all geordies

OP, better be hitting that shit.

OP's whiskeydick seems to be lasting a while

Either that or he's grounded

Bumping for shallow entertainment.

Holy fuck this thread needs bumpan... how glorious wincest could fall onto page eight is beyond me

finally a hot, real, incest thread. Wish i was here when it was happenin, hopefully updates

OP, we need some kind of update.

>>869068
hopefully he'll be back soon but this might 404

>>869076
Should we make a new Thread, but OP has to find it somewhere....dammit

>>869076

I suggest the creation of a new thread

>>869111
Make a new one, and link to it here so he goes there.

We bump till he arrives