Another weird one:

Johnny is an exchange student from Africa. He has a weird gadget that shocks people, given to him by his government. It makes high frequency sounds that attract aliens trying to kill him. We're riding on a bus. Accidently sets off, hangs his mp3 player out the window. We crash, he throws it in to a pond. We leave, alien comes crashing by leaving a trail of fire, guards immediately start attacking it. It forms a bubble around itself, and blows up like a nuke. We fly out of the bus and dodge the vaporizing blast, and are thrown in to the sky. There's giant diamonds floating all around. We get sucked into them and are shot in to space. Then we both begin to turn into dust and slowly float away.

How'd she run outside if she didn't have any legs?

Last night I dreamed about the first girl I ever got involved with. Shit sucks man.

haha, i had a dream i posted my facebook on 4chan

>>8614243

idk it's a dream

I need to start writing mine down. The only one I remember is about the doctor's office or something.

I dreamt about hexagon weld nuts. At fist i saw a nut. Inside this nut was another, larger nut. Inside that nut was an even larger nut. It kept on going like this with the nuts always switching places with eachother all while it felt like my mind was melting.

Here, I'm going to go get a dream that I wrote about that I saved.... some really, really creepy shit.

I dreamt that I met moot last night. He was in a theatre, and I was walking into the place to see a movie. When I saw him though, I didn't think it was him, untill I got all excited and talked to him for a few minutes. He's a pretty cool guy.

>>8614529
>nice guy
>dream

I decided to title this one "The Maw" when I wrote it down:

I'm sleeping in my bed, it's snowing outside. There's a tree outside that is illuminated with a red color. I jump down from the 2nd to the 1st floor because the stairs are gone. I run outside and stand on my driveway. It's not snowing anymore, it's Fall and there's brown leaves everywhere. Down my street by the woods, near the river, there's swirling red-orange clouds in the sky. It's making a rumbling sound, it sounds kind of industrial. I slowly walk down there, it only takes a few seconds even though it's a few 100 feet away in real life. I walk into the woods, and the clouds are above me. There's some rusted metal in the leaves near by, I go over and lift it up. There's a dirt tunnel that goes under the river. I walk in and it eventually stops. The tunnel collapses behind me, and I'm slowly sucked into the Earth.

I later figured out this dream. I think it meant that we all die and are consumed by the Earth. I didn't get what all the rust and orange colored scenery was about though.

Last nights dream was that at the end of the road, Leatherface and his dad, maybe the hitchhiker were all there. I hid, watching them torturing someone. Until I had my chance, and I killed them all. Then went from place to place hiding from the law, since it was a prominent family. I woke up in the middle of the night in the pitch dark pretty horrified. Then had another nightmare.

Everyone dies and the world is at peace. Best dream everer

I drove my Cadillac off a cliff, but it was low tide and I hit a reef. The repair bill was huge.

I had a dream where I was laying in my bed with my gf sleeping next to me, her back turned towards me. Suddenly she starts laughing, and its not a regular laugh. Shes laughing louder and louder and Im unable to turn her over and see her face. Her laughing gets so loud the bed starts shaking, then the whole house.

Then I wake.

I can't remember any recent ones but here's a really old one that I used to have in elementary school, for some reason I remember it as clear as if it happened just a couple minutes ago, and I did have it many times back then.

In my elementary school there were too many kids to fit in the school because the area I lived in was rapidly growing, so a lot of classes had to be held in portable classrooms (pic related).

In the dream, there would be a day every so often at school called "monster day" in which we would be let out of class and have to run to the bus parking lot, and the school administration would let a huge monster loose to chase us and eat the kids who were too slow. I was never fast enough so I would end up running into the school and trying to hide in various places and it would usually be around that point that I'd wake up.

I was a kid back then so I didn't really understand if there was any symbolism behind it or anything, for me it was just a bad dream. I'm starting to wonder now if there was something to it. Anyone here have some sort of idea about dream analysis? Wouldn't mind knowing what it was all about.

>>8614972
ah, i remeber that, my school did the same thing.

I recently dreamed an entire new episode of Red Dwarf with a complete storyline though it didn't make a lot of sense upon waking up. In this dream I was Lister, thankfully (though I dreamed I was Rimmer once a long time ago too, felt bad to say the least).

Anyway, me and the boys are on the ship. There is a female hologram on board, who has the holovirus. If you've seen the episode about that you know what I'm talking about. We have her and someone else, presumably Rimmer but I can't remember, quarantined in a large part of the ship which we have sealed off. Being Lister I decide to do something selfless and brave. I call 911 which for some reason still works 3 million years in the future and in deep space. I'm really formal with them on the phone like "This is David Lister of the Jupiter Mining Corporation ship Red Dwarf" etc. I ask them if, as a last resort, they can arrange to have the ship blown up with a nuke to prevent the spread of the holovirus. I figure this is worth my own life and that of the others. For some reason we break quarantine and go in with the bazookoids. We find the infected hologram dying, her image flickering and fading so that only parts of her body are visible at a time and her clothes keep changing color. We are safe now, no nuking will be necessary..

>>8613884
i had an awesome dream two days ago. i started the dream in a mansion. Lots of rafters in the place and i was told to live in the rafters and to jump and hop around concealing myself.

this was my training.

after i "graduated" i was aware i was in ww2 germany behind enemy lines hired as a hit-man ninja. i would hide beind the hedge-rows, which seemd to be everywhere in my dream, and take out my enemy with a jade-hilt samari sword. some of the takedowns were very gruesome, due to the sword, and i felt a little un-nerved but gratified. in my dream i gave my self a name. i spoke in japanese but the words made sense. my name was "blood rain." i dressed all in black, except for a red undershirt which only the border could be seen. I killed hitler in a bunker eventually and i woke up.

it was prolly one of the most awesome dreams ever!

>>8615177
This sounds sort of like Blood Rayne, it's a videogame about a vampire in the mid 1900s.

bump

awesomedreambloxx

dont let this die

I dreamed I was partying with some friends, and we were all waiting on some guys to arrive with alcohol.

When they showed up, my gym coach was with them, and he was ready to party. Then I woke up.