Every four years near the third week in April, the town has a festival. Why it only occurs every four years I don't know. And I'm not really sure what they're celebrating either. I didn't learn about it until I was around ten years old and heard some kids discussing it at school. When I got home, I asked my parents about it and they told me that it was just some silly tradition with no real purpose. I then asked them if we could go and they said that there was no time this year, for a lot of work needed to be done on the farm. My parents owned a farm on the outskirts of town -- they grew various vegetables and raised cows and chickens and even goats and sheep sometimes. Ever since my sister and I were very young (she's about 3 years under me), they've been teaching us how to manage and work on the farm.

I was never really a very academic person. My grades in school were average most of the time. I always did just enough to get by, but I didn't really excel at anything. The only thing I was ever good at was operating and fixing mechanical machinery. I've worked on cars, tractors, boilers, and even on a combine once. When I was nine years old, my dad had just bought a brand new automated milking machine and he really didn't know how to use it. After watching him fiddle around with it for a few minutes, I stepped in and figured it out. He acted like he was very impressed with me, but I could tell that his pride was slightly hurt. I digress though; my point was that after leading a childhood of mediocrity, it seemed like I was destined to take up the family business and be a farmer. I, however, was not very interested in doing that.

bel-air

This year is my last year of school and I've been exceptionally indolent. While most of my classmates were taking their SATs to prepare for college or applying for jobs at local business, I wasted time writing shitty songs on my guitar or trying to fix up this old 1985 Buick Park Avenue that will probably never work. Even my girlfriend got accepted to a pretty good state school. She plans to go to medical school after that and then come back to the town to open her own practice. She said that that she'll stay loyal to me even through our separation and that once she's a doctor we can get married and build a house on my parents' farm. I'm rather skeptical about all that though, plus I kind of have other plans. Why she loved me so much, I'll never understand, but I know there will be a plethora of more intelligent, more handsome, and more ambitious guys than me at her university. Would she really be able to remain loyal in that environment while being away from me?

pics are of my gf if you're wondering

OP, you're not planning on trolling us or anything?
Just sayin'...

Wait for it... Waaaait for it...

What the fuck? It keeps saying "Part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted :("

I can't finish the story without the next part. It's not a bel-air or walk-the-dinosaur thing either.

its coming... waaaait..

I wanna know where da festivals at. Bring me da festival. Bring me festival.

aaahhh

make a picture of it, op

this is the trollin /b/ros
OP is gonna stop the story there.
Abandon thread

dump her and join the military


best decision i ever made

If this IS an actual thread... I'd say that long distance relationships are quite difficult, but if you stay in contact OFTEN... and I'm talking like... phone often, email, video conference if your town has high-speed internet of any sort. If it starts to dwindle to like... once a week, that's the beginning of the end.

what the fuck was the point of the first bit if the whole point was to talk about your girlfriend?

fuck it, here's a screen shot of what it won't let me post

>>8611653

ok, but seriously, what was the point of the small town festival. do you want to go ride bikes?

slow op is motherfucking slooooooooooooooooooooow

Fast forward to two weeks ago. People at my school started talking about the upcoming festival this year. The seemed really excited about it and kept mentioning some big raffle that's held during it I guess. My girlfriend even asked me if I was going to win her a prize there. I told her maybe, but I'd never been to the festival before. She was shocked, wondering how that was possible. I told her that my family always gets busy around this time of year; last festival occasion, our main milk cow Anna got sick and I had to tend to her. But this year I was determined to go -- in fact, I was excited to go, even though I didn't really know what to expect. When I got home, I told my parents that I wanted to go to the town festival this year. They looked up and said, "Maybe, if things are running smoothly around the farm."

Waiting... seeing if my previous advice is of any help, or if bel-air, or if there's a point at all.

Come on OP, I'm actually interested.

inb4 human sacrifice/ritual orgy at the "festival"

They day of the festival came. It was a calm and sunny Saturday morning, and I was feeling good. I went in to the kitchen and saw my mom had made pancakes -- they were delicious. Then I told my parents that I was going to take a shower and get ready to go into town. My dad looked at me with a troubled face and said, "I'm sorry, son. The milking machine keeps malfunctioning and I need you here to help me fix it." "No way!" I thought. Not this year. Anger welled up inside me and I let everything out. I screamed at my father, "No! I'm sick of this farm bullshit. I hate working here. I'm not your goddamn handyman! I don't want to be a farmer, and once I graduate I'm joining the Army!" I then stormed up stair and got in the shower.

blockthisyoumutha

Wow, fuck of.

srslynow,fuckoff.

Holy god, how long does it take you to write these two sentence blurbs? I could have written a 500 word essay in that time!

Although, at this point I would have left the house, not gone to the shower.

>>8612438
THAT took you 10 minutes?

I'm so stuck on this now
moaaaar of the story :l

come on op

cant stick around all day just to end up knowing this is a happy ending

tell me more plz.

Fascinating.

Do you have a tl;dr version?

WRITE BEFORE POSTING

God damn it's not milk science.

Finish the story please.

>>8612642
agreed. write, then copypasta. I have to fucking go to work. Are you happy now OP? Making me late for work? Go fuck yourself.

if i don't see a fucking essay with the rest of the story on it next time you post i am going to explode

I swear to god, if this is a giant troll post with a compelling story that dead ends like this, I will fucking kill you. Epic level troll if that is the case.

As I walked out the door, my parents stopped me. I thought they were going to chew me out, but my mom just said, "Son, everything we've done for you we've done because we love you. We just want what's best for you. We just want you to be happy." I responded, "If you want me to be happy then you'll quit trying to control my life!"
I started walking into town and came across a cop parked along the main road. It was a friend of my dad's, so I stopped to say hi. I asked how he felt about having to work during the festival and he said it sucks, but someone needs to watch the roads.
I arrived at the main grounds and there was the manager of the supermarket checking admission. He said, "Hey, Thomas, will your parents be joining us?" I said, "No, it's just me. How much is admission?" "Same as it's always been, Thomas: free. The only bargain that comes close are our prices at the store. Just put your name into the barrel and we'll enter you in the raffle!" So I did. Then I went to go meet my girlfriend near the corndog booth like we had planned. She loved corndogs, and to my surprise they were free. I ate like three of them and she called me a piggy.

hurry op my wife is giving birth but im not missing this story.

what is this??

dawson's creek?

dont got all day dawg

OP HURRY UP YOU BITCH

oh my god OP you are ridiculous

..............

lost interest.
moving on to other things now.

what the fuck are you doing between posts, OP, reading war and peace?

>>8613184
>reading war and peace

oh, you!

We walked around, played some games, ate some more food, you know basic festival stuff. I tried to win her a large stuffed animal, but all the games were based on some kind of sporting ability, and I suck at sports. The best I could do was a goldfish, and I felt pretty silly standing in line with a bunch of elementary kids to play that game. She was happy though and gave me a big hug when I won it for here. I realized that I needed to tell her about my after-graduations plans. I'd already told me parents, so might as well let it be known. I resolved to tell her before the night was over. Shortly after, I noticed everyone was headed toward the main square. My girlfriend said, "Come on, it's time for the raffle!" So off we went.
As we stood there amongst the crowd, it was relatively silent aside from some kids playing off in the distance. The police chief stepped on the podium and announced the he would pick someone from the crowd to draw the first name. He scanned around and then whispered something to the man next to him. The man stepped down and then walked over to me. He told me that I had been chosen to draw the first name! So I went up to the podium, my girlfriend cheering my name, and reached my hand into the spinning barrel.

>>8613264
daaaaamnn yoouuuuu

fuck you OP i lost interest

aaaaaahhhrrrrrr

sadistic OP is sadistic
I must know the fucking end of it.

is there a point to all of this

This thread makes me sad and also a little bit crazy.

In b4 ending being a ripoff of Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery."

OP won't delivar, nothing to see here

common finish it

This shit is terrible I never thought I would appreciate books. The author doesn't go eat a fucking sandwich and then write another paragraph for you.

OP will deliver.

For fuck's sake, quit being such a huge faggot and post the end already, you bastard.

I'm not reading this shit. I'm sure you could say everything you said in a paragraph as big as your first.

I felt around all the slips of paper, closed my eyes, and then picked one out. I started handing it to Chief Travis, but he smiled and told me to open it. I slowly opened the paper and was stunned by the name I read! It was Joanne, my girlfriend; she had won the raffle. I spoke her name into the microphone and everyone started cheering. She ran up and hugged me and then shook hands with the chief. After the initial excitement in me subsides, I began to wonder what exactly it was that they were raffling. So I turned to the chief and asked him. He said, "you know the tradition, son. We'll reveal the prize tomorrow after all the services let out." Seeing how excited my girlfriend was, I figured they usually gave something good. After that I walked her home and tried to muster the courage to tell her my plans. Finally we got to her front porch and time was running out, so I just blurted it out: "Joanne, I'm joining the Army after we graduate!" She just stood there saying nothing for a few seconds, then she burst into tears and ran inside her house. I figured it would be best to let her absorb what I had told her, so I went home and tried to sleep.

There is a point, and it's coming. But I'm starving right now and I need to go eat dinner. I'll be back in an hour. Sorry!

OP is going to leave us hanging

You're fucking stupid. Just wait a few more days to join, holy dick.

fuck off dude

You sound rather intelligent, and this story is also rather good.

But man, does your life sounds good to me. Quiet, rural town, everyone knows everyone... I'd kill to live in that place. Life is shit in the suburbs, all prejudice and ignorance, every person is more persona than person... I hate this bullshit, this arrogant attitude, everyone's a philanthropist thinking nothing of what they're actually doing than just admiring how being "generous" and "caring" is elevating their social status. Fuck, it makes me sick.

Anyway, that's my rant for the day. Remember, I'd give anything to live where you do.

And hurry the fuck up with the story, I don't have all night...

>>8613818
>>8613752
You see now I am no fool.

>>8613818
So yeah, this is the lottery.

>>8613818
Spoiler, they towns fol are going to sacrifice his GF.

This is my prediction, since this story is exactly like the lottery.

in b4 OP's girlfriend gets gang raped by the town.

Is this going to end with someone getting stoned to death or moving to Bel-Aire?

Sigh. You just HAD TO HAVE DINNER NOW?!

>>8613879
Hey, 12 year old's aren't allowed on this website.
Seriously, grow the fuck up you god damned tool.

>>8613818
No
No
No
No
Also I may think something wrong with same pic reversed as joanne04 & 06. Well I see either an enormous latent troll, or, totally fake story.
Which I can tell is fascinating as we don't know. OP you win, please finish this with maestria.

But I'm sure you lie all the way. Dinner my ass.

>>8613901
>>8613985

Whoa. Am I to assume this story is pretty much the same as another one? If so, what happens in "the lottery"?

>>8613818

Back in an hour? Am I reading this shit right? You start a story, take forever to get through half of it and they say BACK IN A GODDAMN HOUR?!

LISTEN HERE YOU POMPOUS MOTHERFUCKER, WHEN YOU START AN IRL STORY THREAD YOU ENTER INTO A SACRED OBLIGATION WHEREIN YOU AGREE TO BELT THAT SHIT OUT AS FAST AS YOUR MEaSLY FINGERS CAN TYPE IT. YOU SIR, ARE A CUNT AND I'LL HAVE NO MORE OF THIS THREAD.

bored now.

I recommend you dump the bitch and make sweet love to your sister instead.

Laters!

Oh my gosh do I hate you, OP. This is well written and kept me interested. Why can't you just eat and type simultaneously?

>>8613641

Totally called it first. Hey all, save yourselves some time and read the undiluted classic: http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lotry.html

>>8614066
A town is shown to be completely normal and follows a few characters. A big festival happens and everyone in the town is all excited for the lottery. When they finally do the lottery a name is pulled and whoever it is is stoned to death. It turns out the person that was killed was a mother of 3, the kids helped out with the stoning.

GODDAMN OP!!!!

fuuuuuuuuuuu
i come back and find this shit 90 minutes later and still have to wait. damn you, op! hurry up.
Joanne's tits might buy you redemption.. might.

The raffle tickets were kept in a battered old black wooden box that was as old as the raffle itself. Tradition held that it had been made from pieces of the original raffle box, but nobody was really quite gay enough to care anymore. What they did know, is that it held the name of every faggot in that town, and every single slip of paper read exactly the same: "Clarkin".

>>8614079
never change robots, I love you motherfuckers

Byt hey, this is /r9k/, so this thread will probably actually still be around in an hour

so hoping the prize for the raffle is choking on a fat cock while the rest of the town cheers her on

>>8614331
No, thats just the prize here. Congrats, you won!

SAGE THIS FUCKWIT

>>8614350
awwwww man

See I know the ending. But for some reason I'm just going to hang around and wait for op to finish his story. Is this what heroin is like?

>>8614350
no the prize is her getting stoned to death DUUUUU but the choking on a huge cock would be more entertaining

>I have a story to tell, anon. It's kind of long, but I need to get it off my chest.

Glad you got that off your chest.

Waking up, I immediately check my cell phone to see if she had texted me. She hadn't...Next, breakfast, an unnaturally quiet/akward kind of breakfast breakfast, was what it was. I had my focus entirely on figuring out what the contest prize was....but I felt it was best to not mention it to my parents.Naturally after I showered, I proceeded to ride my favorite camel to my girlfriends house, which wasn't actually a house anymore but now a famous KFC, home of the only watermelon flavored chicken, where blacks and stoners have recently started to camp outside of. Regardless, i stepped over the homeless, and......

>>8614461
It would entertain you to choke on a huge cock? Interesting, this speaks volumes about you, don't you think?

>>8614485

Oh lawd. Read to the camel part before I looked up and saw the missing trip.

I spent like 15 seconds trying to think if camel was a reference to some sort of vehicle.

>>8614508
jeez i thought you people got bored of this board yesterday and went back to /b/...

OP is shirley jackson

faggots just use http://www.wwwillem.nl/inb404/ and come back after op has stopped fucking around

>>8614485
haha, you actually got me for a moment there. i thought we got trollololed

>>8614485

Got in little fight and my momma got scared.

>8614485

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

...and, and fake.
Too much story-built. Global phail everyone

JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY

LIVING IN A LONELY WOORRLLLDD

HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TOO IIIIRAAQ

Sry bout all that

You have to remember, the mixed feelings I had after the festival were torn between my girlfriend and my parents and my future. Just days ago, I had been fine. Lost hopes and dreams were what was on my mind now, deciding if this was really what I wanted. The next morning I figured I had given her enough time to take in the information, and her little emotional game to be over. Game or not, when I reached her house, she wrapped her arms around me and softly whispered in my ear, "read the first word of every sentance"

>>8614597
said you bumping to your bump and bump bump bump~

>>8614702
i think i love you good sir

>>8614702

JUST A CITY GIRL

BOOOORN IN SOUTH DEEETROIIT\

SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOOOIN AAAAANYYYYWHERE

>>8614709
shouldn't you be on /b/ right now?

you fucking piece of shit, come back right now!

His girlfriend is killed on a alter. That's the prize.

U retards, it's just a small town girl and just a city boy. U r a disgrace to all that is holy and should run into rush hour traffic

If this is the fucking lottery troll im going to kill myself and take as many of you fucking idiots with me as i can.

>>8614709

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

/b/fuckingstillinmy/r9k/bullshitblox

>>8614879

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world...

So what exactly are you trying to say?

I was a Helicopter engine mech in the Navy for awhile. Its a hot greasy messy and did I say FUCKING HOT! 125* the last thing you wanna be doing is servicing a GE T700 helicopter engine.

Gut hey go for it. I had fun. Carefull in the Military tho. Guys in the Military are hot for girls and considering your pretty cute id just say dont fall into what guys say.

The Military is a great choice to go into. Most of those /b/ tards should have gone in and they might have a tad more respect towards people even if you are anon.

Good luck OP!

>>8614709
Didn't get it

I It 's Everyone I The People And It's Every Why And I When I My Ever I My I

Okay :l

>>8614988
Head, about to implode

I saw my girlfriend inside the KFC! She had one hand on a bucket of extra crispy fried chicken with colonel's fav gravy; but her other hand was down a dark mans pants! Screw the army! I had seen enough movies in my life.
Breaking glass, screams of horror, panic ensued. I had torn through the glass door like nothing, sending the shimmering pieces to the floor around me as I reached into my coat, unveiling my lockpick set. I walked through that joint like keanu fucking reeves. The first one foolish enough to approach soon found a boot in his crotch, small victory, but im after the cheese.
The rage inside me immediately quieted to a pause, like water pressure building up to a temporary dam. He stood before, letting my girlfriend fondle him while he greased his face with melon-chicken. "Unforgivable!!!!!!!!!!111!1" Catching his attention, eye to eye, my instincts had my feet running towards him, lockpick in hand- pouncing on my prey.....

HAHAHAHA TROLLLLED HARD

>>8614988

Pics are of the OP's GF. dude's a dude.

>>8614998

Not the OP's sentences. The poster you quoted. It says "you just lost the game". he's a cancerous /b/tard troll in /r9k/, do not feed him.

been an hour.

abandoning this thread in T-minus 5:00

OP must be trolling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery

Clarkin, would you care for some dessert?

Come back, you fuck. I wanna know if this is going to turn into the Lottery or not.

Maybe she gets gang raped!

holy shit, i actually have that plate.

wtf OP, im on a fucking psp. i cant wait 1 hour u dick!

on that note, does anyone remember that South Park episode that was based on the lottery? The one where Britney Spears shot herself? Shit was creepy, man.

lemon poppyseed muffins

OP has been outed as retelling the lottery so he's abandoned the thread. Nothing to see here, move along.

>>8615591
Pretty good episode. Miley Cyrus is doing a good job fulfilling the prophecy set forth in it.

>>8615591
yeah, when her head was mostly missing and she was just cruising around gurgling and shit i thought, "omg what has this world come to that this is acceptable programming."
then I thought of /b/

Idea taken from the short store "The Lottery" about a small town that holds a lottery to sacrifice one of its members every 4 years.

ok, back.

I tossed and turned all night and didn't sleep very well. I woke up about 2:00pm and thought, "oh shit, the ceremony starts at 3:00! I need to get going." I jumped out of bed, got dressed, and hopped on my bike so I could get into town quicker. If only that goddamn Buick would work, I wouldn't need to be rushing. It didn't matter now though; after I get my sign-on bonus from the Army, I'll just go buy a brand new Triumph Bonneville -- my dream bike.
I pulled up to the town square and parked my bicycle next to court house; theft was very rare in our town, so I didn't bother chaining it up. By the time I had got there, the ceremony was already starting. There was a large crowd of people gathered in the middle, it seemed like everyone that was at the festival was there, and my girlfriend was already standing on the podium with Chief Travis (doesn't this fucker ever work?). The chief announced, "Thank you all for coming to our fiftieth annual (I think he slipped up, for it's not annual) raffling ceremony. This year's winner is Joanne Knowles!" Everyone clapped. "I know you all are anxiously waiting for the prize unveiling, so we'll try to make it quick."
A large truck with a big wooden crate in the back began to back up toward the podium and stopped once its bed was level with the deck. "What the hell could that be?" I thought. This was all very new to me, though everyone looked more antsy than curious.

Your dinner best have been goddamn delicious, OP.

thank god, welcome back op

and... not stones.

fuck, op, if u end this with bel-air or kfc i am going to slit my wrists and start a new fucking topic.

wtf hurry up OP dammit

If she dies OP, you die.

Protip: this is the newest rage-inducing faggot script. It's on a timer. There is no satisfying end. You're all being played like the chumps you really are. Next inane arbitrary excuse for a long pause in 3... 2...

>>8616016
OH SHIT - I KNOW, IT'S BEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!

still waiting for the fucking op

This is pure fucking torture, and I REALLY forsee being trolled in the end..

>>8616336
NOOOOOO NOT THE BEEESSSS!!!! AHHHH

Holy jesus. I left this thread to go watch a TWO FUCKING HOUR MOVIE, and the thread is not only still here, but you're not done fucking TELLING IT!

Jesus Christ, I'm sure there's a purpose you're wasting everyone's time... the "lesson" at the end will be something retarded like "don't waste your time like I did, you just wasted 3 hours or whatever on this thread when you could have blah blah blah blah blah".

Goddamn, I'm glad I went and did other shit for a while. Well, might as well do the other shit on the computer and leave this open... hit refresh every half-hour or so.

>>8616016

The Lottery ritual started off as a way to keep the population within the food production limits. It survives today because people are too attached to tradition to give it up.

Moral: Question your oldest beliefs first hurr durr

YOU SHOULD PRETYPE THESE THINGS JESUS FUCKKKKKKK

The chief and my girlfriend got into the back of the truck with the crate and it slowly started driving off. The large crowed followed behind it. I asked I classmate of mine that I'd come across, "where are we going?" "Duh, to the football field," she said as if I were stupid. We all walked a few blocks down to the high school football field lead by the truck. When we got there, everyone started filling the bleachers and the sidelines. I took up position near the goal post (since it wasn't being used for football). I noticed when I got there that a large wooden structure was built in the center. What it was for was anyone's guess, but I figured they built it for the ceremony because it wasn't there when I passed by last week. Some men got out of the truck and unloaded the crate into the structure. Then the chief jumped down and lowered my girlfriend onto the field. She kind of slipped going down and I think that pervert felt her tits; the smug fuck was laughing about it too. They both then walked into the structure and the chief turned on his megaphone to talk to the crowd.

>>8616492
This is getting weird.

*sigh* ... brb watching Dexter. Maybe once an episode's over, another segment will be posted.

There's a zergling in the crate. Run bitch!

oh my god it would seriously take me no more than a minute to type these pieces of shits

fucking Lottery was better written too

>>8616510
human sacrifice yo. as soon as I heard "quadrennial ritual" my mind was all over that shit.

I smell a sacrifice

>>8616559
Lottery is fucking old, and by old I mean written before computers existed.

I seriously drove 2 miles to a diner, had a salad and came back. OP could only post 2 segments?

I was 20 when this thread started.
Now my brittle 75 year old bones are aching and op has only posted like 5 more segments

Someone needs to ban this nigger if it's just lottery

I just took the hugest shit waiting for more, but none has come.

Where's the fucking rest??

>>8616779
I watched a 2 hour movie while this story has been going on.

I get the feeling he'll just... stop at the "climax" (as much as there CAN be... getting boring at this point) just to leave everyone wondering.

Personally, I think the retardery is going to be some "prepaid wedding ceremony/reception", and she was going to ask him and can't now and shit.

this is going to turn out like the wicker man isnt it.

I think I'll just go to sleep, hopefully you'll be done by the time I wake up...

The Chief said, "The time has finally come! Open the crate!" Everyone cheered. Everyone except for my girlfriend and an oddly dressed man in some kind of protective suit stepped out of the structure. The man pried open the crate with his crowbar and tipped it over. The crowd gasped. Inside was a small whitish crab-looking creature. "What the fuck is that thing?" I thought. He quickly exited the structure and left Joanne in there alone with that thing. What was going on? It jumped at her and she started running around screaming. The crowd was cheering! What the fuck is wrong with them? Had they all gone mad? I couldn't just stand back and watch my girlfriend get attacked. I ran up to the man with the suit, knocked him to the ground and took his suit and his crowbar. I then ran inside the structure and swung violently until I had killed that disgusting creature. The whole town booed and I could see the police chief walking towards us with his hand on his holster. I thought this was it -- they would certainly kill us. Then suddenly I disappeared. I was on a train floating through space and there was a man in a suit standing in front of me. I wanted to speak, but I couldn't. Then he said, "Time to choose."

>>8616961
facecrab. knew it.

>>8616961
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!

>Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing for nothing! Killing me won't bring your god damn honey!
>Oh god what is that? What is that!?
>Oh no not the bees... NOT THE BEES!!!

yeah wtf, i thought this was rural western US

OP is a faggot. That is all.

>>8616961
OP, I am disappoint.

disappointblox

AHAHAHAHAHA!

What a glorious let down. That was awesome.

Excellent trolling good sir.

>>8617094
Excellent? It wasn't even classy. It wasn't even well thought out. It was just awful.

next time what will you do when you see.

"I have a story to tell, anon. It's kind of long, but I need to get it off my chest. "

that is all

>>8616961
>>8617018
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!
you fucking shit OP! all this time you were only writing HL2 fanfiction! fuck you!

>>8616961

>my face

boatml0x

Sorry, fuckers. It was supposed to culminate into The Lottery. I had a grand ending and follow up story to go with it, but you faggots figured it out too quickly and I had to rewrite something on the fly. That something is extremely shitty and it's all your fault for ruining the ending to my story.

>>8617205
post it you cocksucker

>>8616961

Why didnt you let it latch and masturbate furiously? Not like that chick is at all worth the time. Fuck her face would actually be improved post headcrab attaching.

oh and knew troll was a troll.

>>8617205
Maybe if you knew how to post faster...