Not enough regurgitated memes for you?

LOLZ ANON IS LEGION EPIC WIN OP xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It's kinda like /b/ without the 14 yo faggots

wtf is this place?.............................

Yeah...wtf is this place?

Robots? Da fuck?

>>8609305
/facepalm

>>8609278
lolinorite?

this place is /b/, except a /b/ that not only acknowledges females come here, we actively expect about 1/4 of posters to be female.

also no shitty memes.

>>8609338

Sounds like.......HEAVEN

>>8609338
>>8609345

hmm, you have my interest

If these things you say are true I may just have to convert

-OP

wtf with this "you have been muted for ... seconds because your post was not original?" Whats that bullshit?

>>8609278


>>We are the Yin to /b's Yang. The Great Equalizer of 4chan. Welcome.

>>8609524
Fuck you

original fucking content bullshitting twat

i dont quite get it but if its a /b/ that dosnt make me want to firebomb the earth then I LOVE IT

R9K is where people come after years of /b/ and realising how shit /b/ is, so this is /b/ without memes, and lots of bitches and whores.

now gtfo my rk9

Imagine if everybody from /b/ went to college and chilled out a bit.

what am I suppose.. what ? I don't even..

>>8609788
yo man i'm not in college but i guarantee i'm eight times as chillax as you are bro

>>8609278
Its a more cancer resistant /b/

>>8609788
4chan college? eh not a bad idea

>>8609828
is that a challenge ? you really don't want to say shit like that if you don't want cancerous /b/tards fucking this place up

>>8609868
yes, one post is going to doom the entire board.

>>8609912
just saying, if you really think /r9k/ is resistant to /b/cancer. think again

>>8609828
we are up to the challenge!

>>8609788
Imagine if /r9k/ took the stick out of its ass and got laid.

hahah epic win /b/ were a secret club no one knows about lets make fun of dead people on their online memorials this is fuckin edgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also i am 14

>>8609927
you think we've never had visitors from b before?

they came, tried to "teach us", and ended up being part of us. You can't fight us, don't bother trying. You are us.

>>8609912
good god man, do you want to doom us all to hell?

what if someone from /b/ were to see this thread? What if they decided to completely trash your board, and turn it into a total spam dumping ground?

Not that I would run over there and inform people that there are a bunch of pretentious fucks over in /r9k/...right?

>>8609927
/b/tards lack the focus and drive to actually think of things to actually think of things to say that arent memes that have been spammed nonstop or to go into paint and change their images slightly each time they post.

Theyed fuck with the board for like 3 days and then get bored.

>>8610011
I hate how people in /b/ act like their all in sync and some highly organized legion, when it's as far as you can get from that. If you went and posted a thread there saying "lol lets raid r9k it will be epic win" no one will give a shit and it will 404 very fast.

>>8609927
>>8609868
>>8610011

Lol this guy is a fag, he's trying to threaten that he will get /b/ on us like he's the leader of some gang or something lol. He's trying to sound all cool and threatening.

>>8610068
I dont know about that. People have been trolling omegle for a long time now. It's still going on, and it's something to do when /b/ is having a boring night. Perhaps /r9k/ could become the new omegle?

>>8610011
Suck my cawk.

>>8610068
>>8610121
>>8610221
Well, assume anything you want. I wonder if moot has a personal thing against this board? Maybe all the /r9k/ banners are a kind of invite for miscellanious traffic to start flooding in, thereby wreaking havoc on your wonderful little haven. After all, you guys in here really have a particular topic for this board, right? Sort of a watered down (albeit, somewhat more tasteful) /b/? Anyone can post anything.
I think many a /b/tard troll could find a comfortable spot over here in /r9k/. They can still post anything they want, but you pansie-ass maturefags would be a WHOLE LOT easier to troll then the de-sensitized world-haters in /b/. You would be like virgin pussy to an experienced /b/ troll

>>8610476
samefag

typo is this sentence
>After all, you guys in here really have a particular topic for this board, right?

meant to say "After all, you guys DONT* really have a particular topic for the board, right?"

Because of moot's banner, /r9k/ will quite soon dissolve.

April 2010 - /r9k/

October 2010 - /b/ Junior

>>8610476
/b/ is memes and porn, /r9k/ is actual discussions, stories, advice threads and things like rants, it's not really comparable, /r9k/ has a lot more "depth".

abort this thread

>>8609828
how so? with the link poste don /b/ all the cancerous /b/tards are gonna come here

take one part /b/ and one part /adv/
mix it up in a bowl and add a dash of a bot that makes sure your post is original....and by original I mean unoriginal with hurfdurfblox, or some variation of that at the end of it... and you have yourself some /r9k/

you may substitute your /b/ for /v/ with this recipe

also, DOUBLES

This place is scary. How do you people survive without XXX at the end of your posts?

how come the tab says /r9k/ - "a gangbang of whining" ? and then on the page it says that with "i am dissapoint" below it?

>>8610819
Well, I am from /b/ (mostly) and I am quite able to hold an intelligent discussion, or provide meaningful input to a topic, if that topic is legitimately worth my time. Believe it or not, we actually have some great threads running on /b/ at any given time. I am not dumb, and I'm not 14, so I dont always want the "Hey guise! niggers niggers niggers OP is a fag rate my cock" bullshit. But that just goes to show that even though there is quite a bit of those things going on at /b/, an intelligentfag like myself wouldn't be on /b/ if it did not have it's redeeming qualities

>>8611083
Wtf is this shit? Wow that's great you can do intelligent stuff or whatever, that doesn't mean /b/ isn't memes, porn and people requesting raids.

>>8611083

I agree with this. Not all of us from /b/ are the same, there are some of us who are perfectly intelligent. Those from the other boards just don't see the good threads, only the cancerous threads that infect the front page.

If you were around, which I doubt, about 4 years ago you'd know this is the /b/ from the past.

It wasn't always pathetic children babbling about EPIC WINZ!!!! and LOL COOL DOUBLES BRO.

/r9k/ = /b/ 4 years ago.

>>8611155

It isn't all that. That's just what everyone else sees of /b/.

i came here after seeing message

1st thing i think

wow, its /b/

failboard is fail

>>8610476
You think /r9k/ aren't world haters? Fuck, we're mysoginistic, self hating, subversive recluses that could watch you die and not even wince.

/b/ here, IMMA CHARGIN MAI LAZORS

shoopdablox

>>8611266
>>8611220

You're acting as if we didn't all browse /b/ regularly at some point. We know what's there, we just got sick of the stupid shit and ended up migrating to other boards like /r9k/ or /v/.

>>8611273
>i came here after seeing message
I came here after I saw the message.

>1st thing i think
The first thing I thought was

>wow, its /b/
This isn't the place I say nigger all the time!

>failboard is fail
I wish I had something better to say.

>>8610938
let me show you

>>8611352

Yes, the majority of /b/ is full of shit threads, but if you were to actually browse regularly enough, you would be able to find the quality threads.

This place has already died of cancer.

>>8611155
Well, /b/ro (haha...i trol u), you just kind of disproved your own point about /r9k/.

See>>8610819, if you don't remember.

Your idea of "intelligent discussions" and "depth", is too just repeat something you already said, and provide no further input into the debate?

You fail. I hope you are not representative of all /r9k/ lurkers. But if so, /r9k/ is full of whiners (well, actually, your banner already describes you as such), elitists, and fakes.

>>8611273
Of course you think it's /b/. It's full of faggots like you now.

>Oldfag refuge gone.
>Newfag playground instated.

>>8611266
Oh my bad, there's very rarely an actual original good thread, and sometimes threads asking for advice! Wow, /b/ isn't so bad, only 98% of it is memes and porn.

>>8611360

bUt Am i A /B/tArD?

nOpE

iM uSuaLlY oN /w/

sO SmD PlS

;)

>>8611470
Also, /r9k/ threads move too slow. You can refresh 10 times before a new post is added.

put that finger in my pooper

>>8611578
This.

>>8611563
Yes, there's very few good threads, which is why you find them and keep them alive.

>>8611314

/r9k/ has depressed bitter virgin world haters, /b/ has I'm 16 and I'm edgy because I say nigger and post gore world haters. They're different.

>>8611564
>I browse a board full of desktop wallpapers featuring so moe~ characters

laughinggirls.jpg

this place is one gigantic oxymoron.

>>8611626
Yeah uh, thanks for pointing out my point there bro, I don't get what you're saying though.

>>8611626

And that's the kind of view of /b/ that's completely wrong, but I can't be bothered to argue, because from what I can tell, everyone in /r9k/ appears to be stuck with their opinions.

>>8611626
>/r9k/ has depressed bitter virgin world haters

should have said "/r9k/ has depressed bitter 28 YEAR OLD VIRGIN world haters"

Its not be so stop asking what it is...

Its place full of people who dont feed old memes funny

and everything isnt
>OMG EPCI LOLOL!!!111
>MEMES AND SHIT!

>>8611724
FIRST 5 THREADS ON /b/ WHEN I REFRESHED PAGE:

>whenthisfucksthis.jpg

>You must post ITT if your homepage is 4chan. NIGHTMARE MODE: If your homepage is /b/, specifically.

>Hey /B/ question for you. If 10-10+8=8 then what does: 2+2+2+2 x 9 - 72 x 900+8-4 x 2 equal?

>soup /b/ it makes me sad that i havent seen a gore thread in ages. I remember when there would be one every single goddamn day. Lets get some gore up in this /b/itch

>So lets have a response-image thread.


^ The above seems like a pile of crap to me. I'll have consistently good threads over 1/100 good threads please. :)

>>8611684

not contradicting you, just fleshing things out

>>8611928
Ah gotcha, cheers!

cheeringforblox

>>8611632

>i'm a hypocritical virgin

and i go to vector, no need for a lot of wallpapers

>>8611999
>I have no idea what hypocritical means, so I say it to seem smarter

you'relosing.jpg

>>8611408
check out these DUBS

motherfuckingdoublesblox

>>8611864

Ok, I can't argue with that, and I'm not going to try. But sometimes, just sometimes, it's very worth it. And I've got to know many people from /b/ who are worth meeting, and I am very glad that I've had the chance to meet them and get to know them.

>>8611864
first 5 threads on /r9k/ when I refreshed (not counting moot's advice thing)

>Dear /r9k/,

Wtf is this place? Some kind of shit knock-off of /b/?

-/b/
Ha. /b/ is the main topic, even in /r9k/

>I shall now make a post containing one word, that will be completely original.

Lets see if you can do the same

Cancer. We have the same threads on /b/

>What would the world be like today if Great Britain never lost any of its colonies.

would it be better? worse?

would history be significantly different than it is now (WW2 for example)
pic related.

Not exactly cancer, but still pointless, it's just a bunch of dudes sitting around hypothesizing about shit that 99.99% of them dont really have the first clue about

>Ask a guy with a degree in neuroscience anything

Cancer. We have the exact same threads on /b/

>Why should an atheist ever feel guilt about anything? There's no one looking over your shoulder, there is no such thing as right and wrong. How can killing be wrong if there is no purpose to life?

Cancer. We have the exact same threads on /b/

>>8612029


e.g

you say im not gay, then you go have gaysex with another man

your a hypocrite for assuming im a /b/tard & /b/ is full of trolls & tards

yet this place seems to be

>>8612350
>>8612350

what would be a good/non cancerous thread then?

as any topic seems to be

>>8612350

Thank you for doing what I couldn't be bothered to do.

so from what I can gather, this place sucks

>>8612350

r9k = b I see no difference

>>8612458

Basically, what's been worked out is that it's pretty much like /b/, except there's less people.

it's just not the same without the hate, misogyny, racism, cp, and all those things that made /b/ so rapetastic. this sir, is not for me.

>>8612355
That isn't hypocrisy, idiot. You obviously don't even know how to correctly spell 'you're'.

Though I agree with you in >>8612408 this post.

I like my shitty memes. I'll leave r9k for you guys. Fuck you and have a nice day.

How to troll /r9k/

/r9k/ is one of the easiest boards to troll. Known methods for trolling include:

* Say Atheists are wrong and gay.
* Say abortions are wrong
* Say you're from /b/.
* Say you're from ED.
* Express conservative or racist opinions.
* Express liberal opinions.
* Guro or Shock Images - Gentlemen are not true Anonymous, and thus have not been hardened to the realities of the world.
* Post as a girl.
* Post as Pepe, Peepe, P3epe, P3eepe, or any of the variants; This is guaranteed to make you a successful troll.
* Bring up a moral debate about child pornography.

Any of these guarantee at least 100 posts.

>>8612511
>Basically, what's been worked out is that it's pretty much like /b/, except there's less cancer.

fixerood

cancer = people

>>8612458
yes, that is correct
>>8612412
no problem. I felt it needed to be done
>>8612408
Well, how about you come up with something original? After all, /r9gay/ is the board for intellectuals, thinkers, debaters, etc., right? Then think of something that isnt already being done. You say you are much better then /b/, but you are doing the same things as us, just with less pictures added for humor or to illustrate your point. You are not original in any way that I can discern. I think /r9gay/ lurkers are all just butthurt faggots that got their feelings hurt on /b/ whenever they started a ridiculous thread, and it filled up with "OP is a faggot", then 404'd faster then a virgin's hymen on prom night.

>>8612656

I'm sure you would like that, but just look around you. Everywhere you look there is cancer now, it's unavoidable.

>>8611864
Wait, you're saying THIS is a good thread too?

>>8612708
>404'd faster then a virgin's hymen on prom night

fukken lol'd hard. i kno ur from /b/

This place feels good.

>>8612980
see
>>8612350
then see
>>8612708
We have already established that /r9gay/ lurkers are full of shit.

check them robots!

>>8612980
a /b/tard started it, so of course it isn't going to be good.

>>8613035
Yeah, this place just seems like a bunch of butthurt oldfag /b/tards that migrated to new place and think they're original because they have to put made up words at the end of their hackneyed posts.

>>8612999

You could also have noticed the "/r9gay/"

think of it this way:
/b/ is like a coloring book. If it wasn't for the stupid pictures, it would be completely worthless.
/r9k/ is more like reading the newspaper. Sure, there's a few pics, but it's mostly about new stories and content.

Sound about right everyone?

>>8613222

Sounds completely wrong, actually. You sound like the sort of person who doesn't have a clue what they're talking about, but tries to sound intelligent nonetheless.

Any assumptions about /b/, made by people from boards other than /b/, will be wrong.

>>8613113
What a well thought out, intelligent, meaningful response from your average /r9gay/ poster.

Sir, you have debunked all arguments posted ITT. Now I know what a real Anon does on 4chan.

Sike. Faggot.

After reading this thread all the way through, it seems like the only engaging points or arguments made were all posted by people claiming to be from /b/. /r9gay/'s (lol, /r9gay/) input has been things like what you just said.

So far, /b/ is beating you in your own house.

>>8613317

And thank you. The residents of this board just seem to be throwing up the same arguments over and over, which basically boil down to insulting /b/..

>>8613222
and just like the newspaper, it is 99% bullshit.

I think this is cool and all whats your peroblem man?

>>8613302
Hahaa It makes my heart happy to know that I could come here from /b/ and still troll /b/tards here too! I wrote that, fuck-knuckle!

I knew it would get fellow /b/tards all bent outta shape.

>>8613355
Hahaha The internet is 99% bullshit. What's your point?

>>8613408

And it's people like you who give /b/ the reputation for ignorant morons, who only really have the aim of trolling and posting gore and CP, etc, etc.

>>8613408
Hmmm...sounds like a butthurt /r9gay/ lurker trying to blame his dumb post on a /b/tard

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.02% content)

WTF IS THIS???????????? I WAS GONNA WRITE WE ARE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

>>8613317
Looks like /r9k/ can troll too.

Hmm, /r9k/ seems a little too repetitive for me, with the same old /b/ insults being regurgitated. So I'm back to /b/.

>>8613492
I suppose you'll never know for sure.
>>8613461
You're absolutely right. Because you aren't here to troll or anything like that. Hell, it's not like I posted an annoying pic to go along with it. believe me, it's just as easy to open a pic in ps and change something as it is to add nonsense words to the end of posts.

>>8613537
And so you consider yourselves superior to /b/ for what reason? Because when you have run out of arguments, you resort to the same things that we do on /b/? The very sort of thing you all claim to hate us for, and are superior to us because of?

Come on /r9gay/, you said you were better then this. Prove it. Don't get /b/tarded on me now. Be the adults you claims to be, and hold a discussion, or lose the elitist attitude. Prove yourselves to this /b/rother.

>>8613617
Come on, whiners. I've been trying to spark debate all night. All I get is insults and faggotry. I have not gotten one intelligent response yet that I haven't either shot down in one reply, or the poster simply STFU.

Come on, you bunch of fakers. Don't stoop down to /b/'s level (though /b/ is kicking your ass right now).

>>8613617
We don't even consider ourselves superior to /b/. We just like to be left alone, and when /b/ invades with all it's 14 year old fury we retaliate. Is that so hard to fathom? Maybe we don't like people coming in and messing with our shit.

It's like if some kid busted into your room and started taking your stuff, or moving it around, or messing it up. It's just petit.

>>8613714

my econmics structure>your face. Eat that b/rolly

>>8613764

>14 year old fury

There you go again. Same old arguments, just basically saying /b/ are inferior. Yet you still fail to come up with any reasonable arguments. It's actually quite amusing.

I kind of like this /r9k/ place, but I keep clicking the "/b/" link whenever I want to leave a thread out of habit.

>>8613793
I thought you went ages ago? Guess you stuck around to preserve whatever feeling it is keeping you here. I have no time to assert myself to anonymous people who argue over BOARDS on the internet. I think we can all agree that arguing over which board has the better content is fucking pathetic and we should just get lives. I'm going to bed. It's 2:30am and I'm fucking tired.

>>8613793
Actually, he didn't say inferior, he said petit. But since we're not French, we'll asume he meant petty. As in just plain juvenile. Are you seriously gonna try and argue that /b/tards aren't juvenile? hahaha

>>8613764
Well, I can respect your desire to not be bothered with childish nonsense. In fact, I empathize. My intention was not to come in and attempt to troll any you, I only came in because of the /r9k/ banner on all the front pages. But once I looked around, I read many posts either insulting /b/, or claiming superiority over /b/ lurkers. I asked why this was happening, and someone told me it was because /r9k/ was full of intelligent discussion, debate, and "depth" (as one poster put it).

I was just looking for some of that "depth". I thought maybe we could discuss further the mutual dislike between /b/ and /r9k/. I was met with insults.

>>8613909

I'm going to argue that not all are juvenile, yes. As has been proven by this thread, in which those from /b/ seem to be the only ones providing sensible arguments.

>>8613871

Yes I'm still here, although I've just been f5-ing every couple of minutes. And I think I too will be going to sleep, as a fellow Britfag who needs to be awake in four and a half hours. So I'll probably never return to /r9k/ after today, unless the sign is still there tomorrow and I'm bored again.

>>8613986
/b/ the board is the summation of all the individuals within. It doesn't matter if not everyone on there is juvenile or an idiot. If there are enough of them there, that is what /b/ shows. It's not like you can have a thread there that only the diplomatic and intelligent people will reply in. Go try that and let me know how it turns out. On second thought, don't bother I think we already know.
You want an example of a few apples spoiling the barrel? Look at what's happened to /r9k/ since moot put up the banner. hahaha

I honestly think moot was just bored and felt like trolling the shit out of /r9k/.

>>8614178
Yes, the "moot trolling" theory was already put forth
See>>8610476

>>8613986
We don't have rate me threads, doubles threads, or people posting gore threads because LOL IM HARDCORE

that alone makes it better

>>8614272
Yeah, I wasn't stating it as an original proclamation, just an agreement with that opinion. I do however think it's easier to troll /b/tards than robots as the robots give up too easily while /b/tards rage and get all butthurt.

>>8614362
Well, look around. You do now! I don't think that banner is helping.

>>8613964

I think your mistake was expecting an intelligent discussion about a subject that is inherently retarded. Board wars don't amount to anything more than one side going 'YOUR SHIT SUCKS' and the other going 'NUH UH, YOUR SHIT DOES'.

What kind of intelligent discussion are you expecting? There is no way to empirically demonstrate that /b/ is better than /r9k/ or /r9k/ is better than /b/, which is why it keeps boiling down to people repeatedly throwing out their opinions based on limited personal conjecture. That's what all of these arguments are, and that's why none of it is very convincing.

>>8614412
Well yeah, I meant pre banner we didn't have those

its like /b/ without pedospam. <3 [r9k]


TY for existing my 4channers. ^.~

It's /b/ but without the 13 year olds who still use "FAIL" and "EPIC XD"

>>8614393
Very true. Most /b/tards are easily enraged. But that can be so damn funny sometimes.

>>8614464
This is also true. In the end, it would boil down to that. Maybe in the beginning, my goals were a little lofty in expecting to come to some sort of mutual respect (well, actually, only one-sided respect, because I am only on your board. Even if I convinced you of my point, the /b/tards are not here, and therefore cannot be convinced of your point. Also, they are /b/tards. Respect does not exist among them)

>>8614464
>>8614393
>>8614178
>>8613764
Well, I appreciate all the sincere responses, but they have come a little too late. I'm pretty tired now, so maybe tomorrow I will pop in and further explore /r9k/. Maybe not everyone in here is an idiot.

yea, hey, OP
this is a knock-off of /b/
i myself was a /b/tard
and moot was like " hey guys come to this sweet new place called /r9k/ :/
its whatevs haha

Awesome posts /b/rothers this invasion is EPIC WIN EPIC WIN WPIC WIN

>>8613764
you are on the internet faggot. If you didn't suck at life retards trolling a fucking image board wouldn't get under your skin. Kill yourself. Telling you to become an hero would be disrespectful to /b/.

>>8615028
you best be trollin'
my troll detector's had a lot of practice.

REGURGITATED AWESOMENESS IS BETTER THAN RETARDED OC