/r9k/ had effectively become 4chan's BAAAAWW central. And it was getting worse and worse as the days passed.

So, I take this reboot as an oportunity to gather some fresh blood, in hopes that those of you who are tired of floating around aimlessly sorrounded by stale and overused memes on /b/ (DOUBLES GET) will linger and become regular users.

14 year olds can fuck off.

>whether you wanted to discuss the best ways to comit a grievous felony without getting caught

THOSE THREADS ARE ALL DELETED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF BEING CREATED.

I very much agree with your writings, sir. I'd like to see more of this in the future.

Gentlemen, do you remember a time when we were all Gentlemen?

shut the fuck up, jesus christ. Do you actually care THIS MUCH about the board? fuck

>>8597701

no they aint, YOUR THREADS ARE DELETED IN 5 SECONDS.

Also, thanks OP, i am gonna lurk /r9k/ for a while and see where all this shit is going... Who knows, /b/2.0 is still possible... even though /v/ has that title at the moment.

>>8597701
Not in my experience.

>>8597725
NO U

He should just rename /r9k/ to something like /oc/ because then eventually people might actually go "Oh hey that board is for original stuff. Cool." rather than being left open to interpretation as it is now.

i for one am glad to have moar members in my parish

>>8597788
Nice dubs.

>>8597788
>7788

Nice double doubles.

>>8597788
>>8597788
>my face when double doubles

ah bugger, i used the wrong trip

and by members, i mean cocks

jus sayin

>>8597855
>>8597818
>used the wrong trip

A multiple tripfag? Where have I seen the other trip before..

>>8597911
oh, y'know...around

Bump, this thread needs to be in the front page for a long time.

>>8597937
>>8597937


>Uses a picture as an avatar

I need to fill up my filter on this board anyway

>>8598042
have fun with that wee monkey

<3 u

>>8598061
>Doesn't quite understand the filter

>>8598042
what addon are you using there?

>>8598121
the one everybody else is using except for you

>>8597724
then
>>8597725


I lol'd

>>8598121
Greasemonkey and various userscripts.

>>8598105
no you're right, i don't use it

then again i'm not scared of what you have to say anon

but hey, if you have to make a decision each time you see me shitpoast, then i don't really see the point

7h1515484|\/|p|_|1|\||\/|0ck1338

>>8598444
>1338
ok, at least do it right.

>>8598191
We all love you, of course, Mr balls for mouth.

I for one, hope /r9k/ doesn't die.

Doesn't work like that. The doubles shit and cancer will just continue on here with inane text to get past the filter. Moot is a troll.

/r9k/ was moots trolling material all along.

I for one, welcome our new doubles overlord

I agree with everything you say, but seeing as how you had to tripfag so you'd get credit for making this thread I'm just going to call you a fag

OP is a fag

Pic related, it's OP being a fag

OP is making random assumptions, and he said cancer.

>he said cancer

lolololol he said cancer guissseee hes gonna get cooties!!!!!!

Better we keep the BAWW shit in /r9k/ than flooding the rest of 4chan with it.

>>8599724
cat_face.png

>>8599688
CHECK OUT THAT GUYS DOUBLES!

for me, /r9k/ was more of a lifestyles board than anything. people would usually come here to tell life stories about school, love, whatever they thought of. but now that mooty's advertising this shit, it's all going to go away. god damnit. this was my favorite board.

>>8599790
This. This.

Moot must think of himself as a pretty clever faggot; he doesn't recruit more mods but he does kill what was left of /r9k/.

He is probably filming himself masturbating in a dark apartment watching this horror unfold.

>>8599790
You are the cancer killing /r9k/

gtfo my /r9k/

I think it's nice that we can all pull together and mash up theories about something as hugely unimportant as the content of a 4chan board. I'd always assumed it was just another offtopic section, but who knew we were all secretly doing the same fucking thing as each other.

>>8599888
>but who knew we were all secretly doing the same fucking thing as each other.

huh what

Bah I'd prefer wading through all the relationshit to this invasion of my final sanctum.

>>8600106
Even relationshit was more entertaining than /b/ in here.

ARE YOU HAPPY MOOT? LOOK AT YOUR FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE MADE.

Why this isn't on the front page is beyond me.

>>8600679
It is for me

>>8600679
ill put it back there

I just want to know why I am always in the friendzone, and admin gets all upset. I'm going to go cut myself nao, bai.

I for one welcome our new gangbang.

Seems like everyone left but the /b/ guys.

>>8601087
There was a thread last night about everyone GTFO'ing.

It would appear they went through with that measure.

Well, it's official. It sucks

I, for one, agree wholeheartedly with the OP.

I'm going to rape you endlessly OP

fuih8g3fu2gh897y789ty3y7g78yg7yh37y8g9532

This is still alive. Awesome.

>>8602767
I'm starting to think, though, we will have to wait a couple of weeks after moot decides to remove that sticky from the website before we get anything resembling coherent content.

>>8602688
KSDFSDJKFHSNDKGJSD

>>8601087
fu-

Just spreadin' some news

1. If you get muted, and you think any of these thoughts:
"Why did I get muted?"
"What is this board supposed to be about, anyways?"
"That's gay, fuck this shit."
"Muted for 4 hours...what am I supposed to do for 4 hours?"
etc.
Then you don't belong here. Get the fuck out of here. You're not needed or wanted.
2. It takes a particular mix of pathetic and arrogant to truly be an /r9k/ poster. If people affectionately pinch your cheeks, and good-naturedly condescend to you when you rant about how much smarter you are than everyone else, you've got it wrong. You should be the kind of pathetic arrogant shithead that people want to burn...burn to a pile of fine ash, and then gleefully piss on the ashes. Pissing on your ashes should be tantamount to a sexual experience. If you're that kind of person...welcome!
3. Everyone else has already said the obvious things (hate women, need women, hate yourself for needing them, be socially inept, hipster. etc.) Take the time to read the thread for good ideas! You will find everything you need to fit right into our shithole community!

Thanks for visiting!

r9k - sucks ='(

I am so tired of basement dwelling losers with no social skills bitching about girl problems because they have never in their lives respected a woman enough to try to get to know her. So, OP, if you say that the robots are supposed to remedy this, then I would like to try out robot life for a bit. Hopefully with enough fresh minds the emo pussy boys can go to /adv/ and make a choice between making something of themselves or an hero. (I hope they choose the former).

>>8609420
>implying you're not already living a robot life, just lying to yourself because you're not intelligent enough to evaluate your current situation.

>>8609420
>I hope they choose the former

nah

you wish you knew

>>8616178

this is the very ORIGINAL pic

Why does /adv/ fail - do you think?

Why didnt people emigrate to their for relationshit issues?

In the spirit of OP I feel this to be a well meant gesture by a THINLY VEILED TROLL

I HOPE YOU BUTTSEX

i wanna live here now

>>8616235
/adv/, when it opened to the public, was flooded with /b/tards as well for quite a long time. Also, robots were more used to giving advice, and there were a lot of posts that began with something like 'as always, /adv/ is useless so I come to you, /r9k/'.

Also, /r9k/ shared the bitches and whores mentality.

OPs post was tl;dr.

anyone have cliff notes?

>>8616305
Sucks that it will never be the same again, though.
Blame moot and the misogynists.

/adv/
is fail bcuz no1 read eachother posts.

only. " i want my ex gf back, how can do?"

/repeat
= /adv/

>>8616327
Basically, r9k was a shelter separating us from retards like you, then retards that could read came along, everything went to shit and moot exposed the board for a final flood of retards, and no one knows what'll happen next.

retards, retards everywhere

Why not continue business as usual, brobots? No one said we had to pay them any mind.

what the fukck is this barod about

The time after /new/ and /adv/ were made but before moot advertised it everywhere was the best time for /r9k/ since a large amount of relationshit went to /adv/ and all the fags who argue about politics online and use >implying went to /new/.

>>8616461
That's what I was doing during the past 24 hours.

During that time, most if not all the relationshit and baw threads were effectively purged. All because of person mistakenly put in /r9k/ instead of /adv/ when he suggested a sticky to moot in a thread sometime last Sunday night.

If it was not for that, we would not experienced the reboot that has occurred and the fresh blood and new people who never been here. They were not actually invited per se, they were always welcomed. There were complaints because of the filter, but it did it's job of dealing with /b/tards.

/r9k/ is my home board because it what /b/ was supposed to be and practically moderated by a filter and I usually enjoyed reading the long, winding topics and replies.

/r9k/ attracts people who like to be deductive (regardless of topic), and those who like to be lulzy (read: FUCK YOU /cc to anyone they didn't like, understand, or could relate to).

moot has picked sides.The later is more important in his never ending quest to crank the drama higher and higher, (usability be damned).

As someone who likes complex problems (even relationship based ones), I'll stick around for a little longer and see how the userbase reacts. Though I've packed my little /r9k/ folder, of all my favorite threads. If /b/ part two takes hold, then this is an early goodbye, and I wish my old buddies a sweet life.