lol liar does this really make you feel beter> cuz youre sad

Fucking jew.

hedges? you serious? investments is where it's at bro

Well, an economics degree doesn't qualify you to work at a hedge fund. Even with a degree of nepotism I find your situation highly implausible.

>>8590540

But I'm quite sure that this troll's imaginary job pays better.

>I'm off to work at my uncles hedge fund.

>you will never be as successful as me.

what, you mean getting a handout?

Success meaning a life of bank controlled debt, a 30 year mortgage, and two car loans? I'm so jealous. meh. Good job tho, schools hard.

>>8590570
hedges are riskier

IR major with a wonderful sex/party life here. I'm currently doped up on dexedrine because of my fucking microecon final.

No matter how much success you see in your life, you will never be able to get past the fact that you had to take upwards of 9 econ classes. Never. Indifference curve analysis will haunt you in your dreams, you will always see the day where you misunderstood a concept within the PPF.

Enjoy your life.

>>8590455
that's nice

after years of doing jack shit, i've come into my inheritance

just wanted to let you know i'll never have to work for my uncle or anyone else

ta!

>>8590551
A lot of econ undergrads work in finance. You go work for two years doing bitch work in excel, then they send you off to get your MBA. Then you come back a fully qualified senior associate.

Cool.... I didn't go to college, hell, I bribed my way outta high school. However, I barely work doing a "job" I fucking love, and make over $1000 a week, with nearly no bills, and my best friends along side me. Congrats on the stroke in 40 years however. ;)

>>8590600
>implying hedge fund managers need to go into debt for houses and cars

>>8590624
Are you implying economics is hard? It isn't if you can do the most basic calculus and algebra.

So rather than being out drinking and fucking you came onto /r9k/ to boast about your accomplishments.

Is that because deep down you have low self worth and need to put down others in order to have personal gain ?

Sounds a lot like a typical defense mechanism you really should seek psychological help before it eats you up anymore.

>>8590690
>make over $1000 a week
Jesus Christ, enjoy your poverty.

>>8590690
>barely work
>not too much money, but not too little either
>nearly no bills
you did it right, congrats

enjoy enjoying everything

>>8590706
>> implying Houses and Cars will make your empty soul happy.

>>8590605

And as they say, one can go over the hedge?

>>8590690
straight up. i literally paid my friends to do my online classes. now i pay people to lay brick and wood for me. small business is where it's fuckin -at- in this country.

>>8590735
>>8590732
I live on tour. I need like 20 bucks to survive. Been to nearly ever country with enough money to sustain an entertainment venue. $1000 bucks a week on tour is nearly impossible to spend.

Oh look, a reinvention of the "Shit was so cash" meme. SAGE is in full force.

Fucking die troll

>>8590716
pretty much this. all the money in the world aint worth shit if you dont got people to enjoy it with.

>>8590455
This is well and good now, but what happens when your uncle falls ill? Your uncle's hedge fund will be spent shaving your uncle's "hedge" (think pubic hair.)

>>8590706
hard? no. inaccessible? yes. you can have good math skills, and you can have good poli sci skills, but economics is its own little bubble, and it will never be easy for anyone.

>>8590777
>he's not a doctor, banker, lawyer, or professor

Well /r9k/, after four years of bumming around, a lot of fucking, and even more drinking, I finally won the lottery. Now I'm off to live off the interest in my uncle's former apartment .

I just wanted to let you know -- I think you're all a bunch of fucking losers and you will never be as successful as me.

Enjoy. :)

>>8590737
>implying it wont lol

>>8590847
I'm a compsci major who took some econ, I thought it was all pretty easy, especially indifference curves.

>>8590869
Yeah, this...../thread.

>>8590850
doctors, bankers, and lawyers all have hellish jobs. professors are ivory tower liberal faggots with no grasp on the real world.

funny thing about all of those jobs is the massive education required. fuck eduction work and doing something with your life and have fun when you're still young

LOL, really? I was born rich and I'll always be rich. One of my parents is the largest individual shareholder in one of the major oil companies. For all you fucktards out there, that means we have more money than we could ever, ever possibly spend.

Seriously, I'd never say this in real life, but all you poor fucks with jobs are goddamn hilarious. You're all miserable slaves, and yet you spend your time arguing over who's more "successful?"

Hilarious. Go scurry around your offices or something.

>>8590926
>fuck eduction work and doing something with your life
>have fun

Oh look! It's everything wrong with our generation.

>>8590926
>implying grad school doesn't let you have fun while you're young

Hey Faggots,

My name is Herschel Jewstein and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat middle and lower class pieces of shit benefiting from my tax money.

>>8590926
Really? Funny how they are all among the best jobs around, while your shitty buttfuck labouring job isn't even on the list.

Enjoy your life by being a miserable, poor failure forever? Lol ok, you do that.

>>8590979
>implying jews pay taxes

lol.

College dropout now living on welfare. Shit is cash. No work, no boss, no hassles. Easy living.

dude fuck your degree and your pathetic ass l-----
fuck

>>8590948
no, the problem with our generation is they fuck around and get into debt on worthless degrees, then expect their fucking dream job to be handed to them when they graduate

>>8590992
what? im the guy that tells the laborers what to do. those are all long-hour high-stress jobs, regardless of the pay.

>>8590944
Im poor as shit and living off disability but I agree with paragrphs 2 and 3 lol

>>8591042
>degrees
>worthless

Only if you go to some shit university or earn a shit gpa. And if you do it right, you don't have to go into a lot of debt. It's okay though, we need proles too.

>>8591023
How do you get said welfare? I also dropped out of school and I don't work. I would like to stay that way, unfortunately I'm not legit disabled (diagnosed bi-polar but I doubt that counts for shit).

>>8590944
yes and? my family does international shipping and port contracting etc. stupid rich. and other than having a modest house and an unfathomable safety net, i don't see any of it. and i don't really want to.

learn to enjoy work. it's all about the game, the making of the money, not spending it.

>>8590926
How is doing educational "work" that makes your life easier later on worse than normal work with no room for advancement?

>>8591091
one of my friends is graduating brown and shes shitting herself because she doesnt know wtf shes going to be doing for a job. everything was nice and all until the economy went into the toilet. degrees are just pieces of paper man.

Yeah, well.. I post on 4chan, and people make me feel good about myself, until I realize, I still haven't made contact with humans since I bought my last bottle of Jergens.

>>8591186
You know what? You're entitled to your opinion.

I disagree. I like spending it. And spending it. And spending it. And spending it. Forever.

>>8591201
because other than bankes, those are pretty much jobs with upper ceilings. 500k a year is laughable. -real- money comes from entrepreneurship.

i dunno grow up with a legitimately rich family and your perspective on things is different.

>>8591224
When the economy continues to rebound and the jobs are available again, who do you think is going to get hired? The people with degrees, or some kid with a high school diploma? In any case, I'd agree that a degree alone is not enough to ensure work. If your friend wasted her four years instead of finding internships and networking, I don't know what to say..

>>8591243
mmm thats the thing money runs out. even in the tens of billions.

trust me dude if you had that money to personally spend you wouldnt be on 4chan late at night.

as for me? i'm just taking it easy for a while and waiting for the economy to collapse for a second time, and i don't take money from my family because i'm not looking for a fucking handout.

>>8591293
go back to bed pelosi. economy isn't rebounding.

>>8591224
What was her degree? I bet it was something like Philosophy or Political Science.

Degrees don't guarantee a job anymore, but you need them to be competitive at all.

>>8591327
>the sky is falling the sky is falling I can't look up the past years GDP numbers but I know for sure the sky is falling

>>8590944
The Red Flood shall come, and your blood shall feed its crusade.

>>8591331
degrees have been inflated to the point of pointlessness, except for a few careers, mostly scientific. degrees dont get you jobs, knowing people and making connections gets you jobs.

anyway if you're not dicking around and you know what you're doing, you don't hire the guy with the degree, you hire the guy that shows up to work on time every day and doesnt call out sick when he sneezes.

this picture inspired me.

>>8591367
because it isn't real gdp. have you seen the size of the deficit spending? the abysmally low interest rates? face it, it's the end of keynesianism in america.

>>8591425
>you hire the guy that shows up to work on time every day and doesnt call out sick when he sneezes

As an employer I wouldn't count on that being the guy that was too lazy to make it through college.

>>8591310
It really doesn't run out. Tens of billions? What the fuck are you talking about? My family is worth well over 500 million, but not a billion. And that's still...

You know what, never mind. There's no way for you to understand.

As for being on 4chan, I get bored and sit around doing nothing sometimes, just like everyone else.

>>8591439
holy fuck look at that some -original content-

shit i'm saving that bitch, that pigeon is legit.

>>8591469
Your blood will paint an entire street.
You cannot stop the Red Crusade.

>>8591367
>thinks GDP is important

>>8591373
Yeah yeah. Do something about it, you pussy. My family's been rich for literally hundreds of years. Go fuck yourself with your revolutionary fantasies. If there's war, we'll still be rich. If the government of the US collapses, we'll still be rich. If the entire global economy collapses, we'll still be rich. If you have a revolution here, we'll go somewhere else long before you get anywhere near us.

That's the truth. Class system, motherfucker. It's been here for all of human history and it isn't going away.

>>8591545
Are you implying that the growth rate of the total output of an economy is not correlated with jobs growth?

>>8591469
500m? that's it? i'm guessing it's not an sm6? weak. unless it's a shale or sands developer that'd be legit. shale is the future man.

>>8591621
Do you think that you can break my will?
There will be justice.

>>8591633
the two are related but not 100% correlated

doesn't matter anyway because it's all fake gdp growth. real gdp has actually gone up in the last few months or so, but we'd still go into t great-depression levels once the floorboards start getting pulled from under our feet.

watch gm.

>>8591702
Speaking of the economy, I thought the Brool Story Co collapsed during the financial crisis.. Apparently not...

Money isn't everything, in fact it's not even much.

Nothing can take the most important things in my life away from me. If the most important things in your life are as fleeting as money, then frankly, I feel sorry for you.

>>8591744
heh. that's the thing. we're in a major financial crisis right now and everyone is acting like we're not.

>>8591641
It's cool. You're not really all that rich. If you were, you'd understand how much 500 million dollars really is, although last I heard we were closer to a full billion than a half billion.

People who think about this kind of money as abstract shit can tell themselves it's not that much. People who spend it know what it means.

And I don't know shit from shale. We don't work in the oil business, we just own a lot of it. We own a lot of things.

Whatever. Go tell yourself whatever you need to tell yourself. The truth is that some of us don't have to deal with the petty bullshit that people like you call their "careers" and we never, ever will.

>>8591689
No, there really won't.

You poor little bitches have been dreaming about revolution and justice since the days of motherfucking Babylon. And in the end? The rich get richer. Look it up.

>>8591832
You will submit, or you will die.
It's that simple.

>>8591832
won't be so rich when LSC starts drying up :D

>>8591879
It's okay, dude. Everything has to end someday. Your hubris will chain you down, and from there, the unwashed hordes will cut you down to size.

i live in one of many huge houses that i own but didn't pay for. i doubt an economics major out of college anywhere makes enough to have as many digits as my us fed. taxes this year. I am 19 years old. i have never had a job but have had sex several thousand times.

>>8591832
Yes, the rich and powerful never get what's coming to them.

haha, yea, until he sets you up for his ponzie scheme.

>>8591972
There has never been a revolution where the rich elite suffered.

>>8591937
>>8591884
>>8591916

You don't get it. My family was richer than fuck back in the 1700's. You think we're going to suddenly "ZOMFG TEH FIRST CRISIS EVAR SURELY WE ARE DOOM3D!!>1"?

You fucking poor people have no sense of history. Good fucking God. There are literally some families who have been hearing you all talk about how "YOU WILL SEE! YOU WILL NOT BE RICH FOR MUCH LONGAR!?!!" since, I don't know, the 1300's?

There's nothing you can say that we haven't heard before.

the whole 'class warfare' thing is really funny. right now is a hell of a time to get out of financials and estates etc, which is where so much wealth in this nation is tied up. prepare to see a major inversion 2-5 years from now.

but in the meantime you can continue to be a bunch of angry little liberal wanna-be communists on the internet. shit's lol.

they see me trollin' its obvious, yet this thread will still get 300+ replies in under 15 minutes

>>8592011
There are just some things that last forever.

>>8592011

The French revolution beheaded most of the upper class

>>8592081
There are some practices that never change.

something a smart man once said to me on the topic of inequality and money: if you took all the money in the world and distributed it evenly to everyone, within a week or two, 90% of the world would be impoverished again. some people can't understand money, it's sad but that's the way it works. short of taking these peoples' financial lives over completely (employers lol), there's not much we can do to help them.

>>8591972
>>8592011
>>8592081

You know what you remind me of? Christians. That type of Christians who are always going on about how "GOD WILL COME AND JESUS WILL MAEK U ALL PAY FOR THINKING U R BETTER THAN US!!!!!!!"

Nothing you can say ever convinces those poor deluded fucks of a goddamned thing. And that's fine. They die never having seen the GLORIOUS SECOND COMING (or revolution, or whatever) and people like me just go on doing what we want.

>>8592137
The socio-economic structure of yesterday is the socio-economic structure of tomorrow.

Cool story, bro.

Enjoy knowing who you real master is and what a better life he will always have.

>>8592153
And you're one of the most desperately self-deluded fuckers I've ever met.

Human civilization has undergone massive changes and revolutions in its history and we face more and more radical changes at an increasing rate, but no, you and your little family of oil peddlers shall reign for 1000 years because you have a lot of pieces of paper.

The naive arrogance is astounding.

>>8592153
Thanks, bro. You've saved me from my disillusionment. I am now aware of my purpose.

Well, I'm going to sleep, bitches. Enjoy going to work tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. And next month. Next year. Ten years. Twenty years. Forty years.

You know what I think I'm going to do tomorrow? I think I'm going to sleep away the entire morning. Then I think I'll lay by the pool and nap all afternoon. Then I think I'll play vidya all evening.

I think we're going to Scotland next week. My parents want to hiking and apparently there is some kind of deal in the highlands they want to check out.

This is my life. Forever.

Goodnight. :)

poorfag status: told

Seriously, /r9k/? Seriously?

>>8592280
>>8592153
>>8592030
>>8591621
>>8591469
>>8590944

>>8592280
Lol nobody actually believes you, bro.

>>8592030
Hey man, I really feel ya bro. Everything you say is the absolute God damned truth :D

About 10 years ago, my grandmother won a state mega-lottery (in the 250 million range), and I got 25 million of it as an inheritance after she passed away. Shit is so fucking cash, literally. I sleep and wake any damn time I want, maintain apartments on both coasts of the U.S. and travel between them frequently, go to the best clubs any night I want and bring home 1, sometimes 2 girls a night, drive a 60,000 dollar car...yea, the Life is rad.

Of course, if you poor people really knew what goes on in my, and every other rich person's, head...if you really knew our opinion of you suckers stuck in the rat race, the whole bottom 95 percent of the population would fucking crucify us on the top 5 percent so fucking quickly, I will tell you that right now. You guys have no idea how contemptuous we are of you, and how pathetic we think you are. We go out and have fun and the world is our play thing every day of our lives...we literally live like God's amongst men, and the rest of you are like ants crawling around on the ground to us.

Yea, I love my life sometimes.

>>8592432
Um... alright?
So you lucked out and got some free money, and this single distinction you see as sufficient reason to despise everyone else?

Babies contribute nothing to society and get everything for free, too; at least they don't consider themselves special for it.

>>8592432
a) your dumb
b) why the fuck do you post on /r9k/
c) your real dumb
d) your trolling
e) your really really really dumb

>>8590455

fat spic alert.

>>8591469
That's quite a bit. Got any stories? I'm sure a family worth 500m would have some interesting connections in high places.