Kissless virgin here. I like how moot finally gave this board the title it deserves. I do nothing but whine on here, and I feel as if that's what over half the community also does. Kind of annoying that he linked all these other boards here to heckle us gamma males (gamma's the worst, right? or have you guys figured out something worse to call us?), but we'll deal with it.So, how are you fellow losers feeling?
And I'm gonna bump this post up because I'm a loser who wants some attention.Why aren't you guys from other boards paying attention to me? Please, make fun of me! Please, women defend me so I can lash out at you!!
>>8583109>gamma malesI don't think it was intended as an insult, but by /r9k/'s standards it just might.
>>8583212So you're a visitor then? Well, little history: Us losers were called beta males up until a little while ago. Now I think the normalfags calls us gamma males, though I'm not sure if gamma is worse.
I'm doing great, my happiness is shallow and expensive, but it's there.
>>8583279Well that's nice! Don't need any bitches and whores or friends to make you happy, eh? I wish I could feel the same way, but instead I'm depressed because women suck and people suck and I'm going to die a kissless virgin.
I was in the middle of a study session until I started crying about how pathetic my life is/has been. Now I am here.
>>8583368Sounds like how we all got here fellow robot. I should be doing homework, but I'm going to die a loser kissless virgin all alone with nobody beside him, so what's the point, eh?
>>8583408I think about that a lot. That's why I have never dedicated myself to my school work. Instead I put in minimal effort and get all Bs.
>>8583334Gutless too, because if you had guts you'd just kiss a random girl, or if you were a bit fearless find a cheap hooker. you may get an STD or two, and spend some time in jail, but you'd have solved your problem.
>>8583258No, I'm lurking here for about a year now, it's just that /r9k/ is pathetic at insults because we're usualy the ones being harassed
>>8583452Heh heh, I know what you're saying. I'm about to fail a class for a fifth time, hear that, fifth time, yet I don't really care. If I'm kicked out of college, well, all that does is reaffirm my belief that I don't belong in this world but will stay here anyways because I'm too much of a pussy to take my own life. :)
omega males
>>8583518Hmm, omega is the last letter in the Greek alphabet, well this definitely makes more sense!From now on, I guess I am an OMEGA MALE!!I shall wear it on my chest like a badge of honor; thank you normalfag! ^_^
OP is a cuckold-in-the-making.
>>8583586That implies that I actually talk to females. Lol, that never happens. Even on the internet! Several chicks have expressed interest in talking with me, but they never actually message me 'cause they're all obviously trolls, duh!! I'm getting trolled by women, guys, how OMEGA MALE pathetic is that!?
>>8583517That sucks. Fortunately I was blessed with intelligent parents so I am intelligent myself. I attend a top 20 university and get decent grades doing little to no effort. Unfortunately, none of this will ever bring me happiness.
>>8583678And please, gentleman, tell me what would bring you happiness?
>>8583675This is a new brand of cuckold I've never encountered.A cuckold who gets off by watching women who he doesn't even know banging other men while they mock him, purely for his own masochistic sexual desire.
>>8583741a group of friends that respect me and a girlfriendRight now I have a group of friends who pity me and I have never even hit on a girl before let alone kissed one.
>>8583796Nah, sorry man, that's not me. I've jerked off to videos of women telling me to jerk off before (LOVE those videos), but only if they're done right. As in: The girl has to get naked, and the girl has to be nice. If she says something like, "Grab that small dick," then I just lose my boner so fast.But thanks for trying representative from some other board. :)
>>8583879Well dude, why don't you tell me how old you are? I mean, if you're still in high school (no surprise with the underage faggotry here), then you should be fine. But if you're in your 20's, well... GET DRUNK, GET LAID!!... yeah, I can't help, like I said, I'm a kissless virgin (21 years of age) who is failing at everything in life.
>>8583879Then you just want to dump them for an even better group of friends/girlfriend. Gone down that road, buddy.>>8583891I'm from /r9k/. ;_; Why else would I be listening to the Police's hit single, "So Lonely", at 12:16 AM?
>>8583109Kissliss virgin fag, there is hope. I'm a fat ginger and i've gotten with girls way out of my league. Chip up!
>>8584007Ahh, sorry brah. Just bothered by moot's killing of this board. I've been here since the beginning and I've enjoyed each and every iteration of it. Kind of sucks that moot hates it and wants it dead because his little science experiment didn't go the way he wanted to. :(
>>8584043Yeah, I always think that people do like me. I mean, I got drunk the other night and everyone says I was great, but then again, everyone else was drunk and me being drunk is just a gimmick thing. They'll always be like, "Hey, that's that short kid who gets drunk!" and that's it. I'll still always be a kissless virgin, I even knew that whilst drunk. lol.But great job for you, dawg!
Hmm, OP here, now that I think about it, it is sort of nice that moot is bringing all the boards together to hate one specific board. Plus it seems like boards are using this one as a meeting ground (there's a /v/ thread I noticed discussing the state of their dismal board).Maybe good things will result from this... ? Hopefully not the destruction of /r9k/; I need this place to whine.
Oh-oh, thread left the front page, it needs a BUMP!!
>>8584108>>8584108It's about confidence and actually trying. You don't get hurt if you don't try and if you want to change you will. That being said, unless your personality is just as bad as your looks, it's hard to see anyone going there entire life without any sort of relationship.
It's "Omega" male. It's been that since Brave New World, at least.
>>8584351I'm done posting my picture on the internet. Last time I posted it (a few days ago), I got ripped apart. Too many pimples, my mouth apparently looks fucked up, awful hair, etc.I can't see any reason for any woman to ever want to be in a relationship with me or to even sleep with me. I'm going to die a kissless virgin, oh well, as long as I have /r9k/ to complain on, I'll be okay. :(
>>8584448Wow, that makes me feel sad. BNW is my favorite book of all time, and I can't even remember the correct term. Goddamn, guys, am I just the most pathetic or what? I'm the reason this board is "bad", even though to me, this is why the board is great!!C'mon guys, can it get worse than me? I think not.
Honestly, /r9k/ is where I come to bitch and moan. I don't deny it. If I ever have a problem or need to vent I come here. Why? Because you guys are the only people who bother to listen. /r9k/ is the only place I know of filled to the brim with self hating, self pitying, people who love nothing more then to talk about how much they hate themselves. So when I'm in a bitching mood there is no better place.
>>8584586Man, fellow robot, gentleman, bro, omega male, normalfag, whatever man, fucking agreed.I really hope moot doesn't kill this place, but I'm quite worried that he will. :(
