TERRIBLE.
FUCK YOU.

I hate you so much. I wish I could hate you to death.

joey bishop

you're dead to me, moot

bad

in the past few hours weve made off topic threads
got about 50 doubles, a ton of fives, 5 7s, triples and ive been trying to troll

so pretty well

I laughed at the people crying over the influx
Nice trollin' moot

you tell me moot

i can't post in this shit

Brilliant, you improved this board tenfold!

Also, check out my motherfucking doubles.

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
AND SUCK COCK.

Great, you fixed this place up good.

>>8580220
I'm Decent.

Fuck you.

That is all..

Can I suck your cock moot? <3?

I'm still ronery Moot. So ronery...

>>8580257
old meme is old

Thanks moot. About fucking time. Cleansing fire.

Moot, could you do something about /tv/? We need at least one guy doing something over there.

You shat all over my favourite board and I couldn't be happier about it.

It's super fun.

Just dropped in. Nice place you have here. Could use a decorative plant or two, though.

moot, you fucker.
why why did you do this.

Why must you troll us so hard moot?
WHY?

just brilliant

I see no major difference in the posting quality.

i would like to see /co/ get overrun one day. i think it would be highly amusing.

CAN YOU TELL US YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION

moot, please take pity on /a/. i'm sure that once they have seen your wrath, they will unfuck themselves. we don't want this shit to happen to us.

>>8580220
get rid of the muting shit and we'll talk

i'm having a blast.

never thought i'd be happy to see Christian Bale pointing at post counts, but it beats relationshit.

Mooting in a post thread

all is well. love you moot.

>>8580220
moot, from the rest of us on 4chan, we can all say that you have outdone yourself.
You are truly a god among mortals.

Kickass

>>8580309
FIRE DOESNT CLEANSE IT ONLY BLACKENS

I don't understand.
All these nine-thousands
and the robots?

still going strong.

>>8580220
I love it here can I stay?

Maybe this will finally make all the relationshit fags move to /adv/.

What am I saying, it's too late. Just shut this fucking board down and bring it back up in a couple months or years once these faggots have dispersed.

Why Moot?

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I love you but make it stop

change the background so some faggotry aswell moot

and add some music!

>>8580220

People hate change, but the influx of new blood (after the getting to know you period) will be a benefit to all of r9k.

I can appreciate what your doing...

you just gotta let the tea steep, people gotta understand.

fuck moot, WHY?

Why do you hate us so, moot?

WELL PLAYED, MOOT

WELL PLAYED

I THINK YOU PLAYED THIS ONE VERY WELL

Goddammit moot, what the fuck.

Thanks for making us friends moot!

i dont understand what this board is actually for

>>8580220
I hate you die m00t

>>8580220

how does it feel to be a faggot moot? no tell me, I woudln't know like you would

>>8577777
>>8577777
>>8577777
>>8577777
>>8577777
>>8577777

How the fuck do you think?

Still no futa board.

moot you are abolishing the faggots AND you posted a nedroid picture in the OP. You are currently the best internet webmaster out there.

>>8580349
anybody got the .flv of this?

No, moot. You broke my heart. I can never forgive you. :(

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Mootles,
I do not even know,
-Anon
p.s. I love you?

And I was trying so very hard to make this a better place!

I made a pokemon thread but nobody liked it.

I'm not angry with you moot, I still love you

moot actually reads one of my few posts with a mistake in them. And actually does what it says... Fucking unbelievable

>>8580307

Faggot nigger is a faggot nigger.

lol i i am from /b/ i luv you guise lolol

oh right

change the background to harmony

let them have what /v/ did to show the bringing together of 4chan

How to Perform an Abortion at Home in 8 Easy Steps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJDZHtyz8g

I actually like this, this is pretty nice.

You should add a sticky to the top of /b/ and keep it there forever.

It's nice having all these nice people here.

moot, I still love you.
Will you lick my anus?

What the fuck Moot?
It's like I thought I was your favorite child.
And then you hit me with a belt.
UR TACKY AND I HATE YOU

how are things going today, moot?

inb4 over900 replies

Things would go back to normal if all of r9k wasn't united in crying and blaming every other board for their decline.

moot, can I bear your children in my large intestine?

you fucking asshole
burn in hell

Aesthetics they said...

/a/ here. its like the future of our board. how can we avoid this?

/v/ was here, fuck you Mootles. <3

meh, this board was shit anyway.

at least, that's what i tell my self ;_;

I used to visit /r9k/ occasionally but it was all whining about breaking up with girlfriends

But it looks like that was relegated to /adv/! /r9k/ is quite pleasurable now

No, seriously, why do you do these things?
You seem like such a nice guy in interviews and shit.
And then you go and troll badly and ruin our e-lives.
Why, moot, why?

moot is a big jerk

HEY MOOT, WHAT YOU DID WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA: GO THE WHOLE HOG, AND HAVE /b/ AND /r9k/ LINK TO THE SAME BOARD.

THEN THE TRANSITION WILL BE COMPLETE, AND ALL THE PRETENTIOUS ELITISTS WHO THINK THEY'RE TOO GOOD FOR /b/ WILL BE TAKEN WHERE THEY TRULY BELONG.

>>8580401
/d/ is all futa mang

I'm enjoying it here very much. Thanks for the invite!
-/sci/entist

Smooth move moot.

Although I don't think you would've had the need to nuke this board if you had put a couple of faggotry-intolerant moderators to regulate the content ( ._.).

Anyhow, I hope the 12-year olds get tired of the mute and the potentially-awesome people stay.

Also, I loved that article (the one of your OP picture)

Cheers.

I HAT yoo mute why You D0 dIs?

Oh wait, I'm cancer from /b/. doubles get I guess

fantastically
you magnificent trollin' bastard

dkfei

>>8580346
>get rid of the muting shit

If you want that, you can always just go back to /b/. I'm pretty sure it's still there.

Meh. I don't like it as much as /b/.

Have more of my crappy tracing "art".

so far all I've seen is everyone proving to moot you're all a bunch of whiny little bastards

>>8580220
ultra doucher detected

moot, you are a sick bastard. you are like a kid, 4chan is like a magnifying glass, and we are like ants. and i guess /b/ would be the sun in this case.

you're a demented individual and i love you.

Oh moot, you so pringles

moot...I'm ok with it everytime you give this board shit. It's usually fun. Keep it up.

moot, I may, and I kid you not, I may actually kill myself because of this.

moot johnson, King of Trolls

unhappy

oh don't mind us we're having a blast

>>8580320

I second the plant idea and the music ideas.

this thread needs more green

alright i suppose, /v/irgin here

oh wow, first time ive been in a thread started by the real moot

im ok how are you?

>>8580220
You lied. /r9k/ is not really good at all.

>>8580307
It's not a meme any more; it's entered common parlance.

>>8580469
it would be even funnier to have /b/ link to /r9k/

OH SHI-
the message is posted in /b/ which made me realize...there is gonna be a SHITSTORM of doubles posts fairly soon...

moot, can you validate my existence by responding to me?
Even to call me a faggot?

this is fucking horrible. I'm going back to my /b/

Get rid of /b/

Just do it i got a plan.

Well this pretty much sucks... great idea moot

Much less shit than usual.

Good you?

inb4 locked thread

check them dubs

>>8580231
>>8580257
>>8580259
>>8580261
It's going fucking great I'd say.

>>8580375
FUCK!, don't give him any ideas.

Less trolls then in /d/ actually. Its going great.

Not enough CP

Reminds me of SA style raids. Right down to der fuhrer's choice of wording. I miss them.

ITS JUST LIKE A TEA PARTY OMFG I HAVE FRHUNZ NOW!!!

I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE@@

Any chance you'll be opening janitor applications any time soon again? Sunday afternoons still have very lax moderation, and CP runs rampant.

G0w

T3w

Schl33p

I like you, moot.

:)

MOOT WHERE ARE YOU

GET ON SKYPE AND ADD 4CHANAPLACEFORFRIENDS

PLEASE RESPOND MOOTLE ;_;

Holy dickcheese, moot! You = Genius.

the more we are together
together
together
the more we are together

Thanks for attempting to drive out the regulars that make this board so uninteresting and shitty, moot.
"mootblox" and social rejects have lowered the quality of this board below that of /b/, which is a shame because it has such potential.

Dear Moot,

why do you even give a fuck?

-Anon

I'm still ronery, so I guess /r9k/ is still same-ol' same-ol'. :'(

feeIs reaIly bad, man

hey moot, we're getting along fine. i com from other boards thanks for askin us to come to r9k i appreciate it

posting in a moot thread
Also, I really think we should have a high school board.

>>8580484
Or any other board, since they've all been pretty much the same as /b/ for the past week or so.

Yeah, I'm alright. Need more cheezits

>Look how fast this thread filled up.

Christ Moot, give these whiny fuckers hell.

Jesus fuck you guys suck cancer pole.

I am entertained, moot.
Very nice.

Moot is a cool guy who makes nerds rage and he doesn't afraid of anything!

>>8580456
shut up, you'll bring attention to our boeard

>>8580419
DIRTY DILDO!

Are you finishing the WINCEST story right now??!!?!?!?!

Remember me?
You may not love me anymore
But I still love you moot ;_;

>>8580220

GTFO only newfags have tripcodes

Apparently all the /r9k/ regulars hate it. But, fuck those guys. They talk about the same boring shit over and over. Which I guess kind of applies to all boards, but now maybe /r9k/ can talk about a wider variety of the same shit over and over. Both fuck you and bravo, moot.

moot make a moeblob/waifu board for the cancer of [a/

moot is the best admin

Hey moot while you're here how about we share some memories.....?

MOOT WE STILL NEED A POKEMON BOARD THAT WOULD SOLVE ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS

Not amused, Mootles.

>>8580469
This is actually an interesting idea. Have /r9k/ in the interface link to /b/, so the only way to get to /r9k/ is to enter the address manually.

f'ing beautifulblox

inb4 lol i trol u

get a life, seriously

/r9k/ is a great idea shit all over by a legion of faggots and a pathology of whining virgin bullshit. Nuke the board.

Fucking normalfags and their post numbers.

Fucking great

Now replace /r9k/ with /adv/ and we could finally get rid of all the advice faggotry in /b/ and the relationship crap in /r9k/

You seem to have something personal with r9k, moot, why?

I love the smell of butthurt in the morning...
Smells like...victory.

if you'd care to add some music may I recommend R10K by TIGER YAMATO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg9vqXFrpI8

THE PRIMARY VIVID IIDX

After reading all of these posts so far I think we are getting along just great, thanks moot.

-Anonymous

>>8580649
uh... creepy?

Moot....

...........why?

I love it moot!

>>8580220
It's a bit chaotic, but it's nice to have some insanity for a change, even if it's accidentally and for one day.

Also, good job on the report button addition!

Textless

hey moot

watch office space

wait until the party scene where the cripple is showing the main character what he invested his money on from the lawsuit

look in the bottom right hand corner of the "jump to conclusions" mat

shit brix

I really miss back when we all naively spoke of pissing in an ocean of piss. To think of the battles we have lost...

HELLO MOOT IM POSTING IN A THREAD WITH MOOT

moot will you make love to my corpse?

DIS IS MY SECRET HIDEOUT BORED W/ MAI FRENDS Y U BRING FOREIGNERS HERE

yo srsly, what the frosted nigger anuses is the purpose of bringing in other boards? I not mad, I confuse...

>>8580220

I'm enjoying myself immensely.. Though, I am fit, attractive, have regular sex with a hot younger woman who loves me and I don't suffer from depression or Assburgers..

I think many of the butthurt dorks who turn to this board for solace are rather upset but fuck 'em.

POSTING IN A REGULAR THREAD THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A STICKY

I was quite happy coming here and reading about high school drama queens. Now... I don't know what I'll do with myself *cries*

Bad moot.

These outsiders dont understand my hatred of bitches and whores. It takes years of failure and rejection to reach this level of bitterness. We need to speed things up somehow.

>>8580717
hoo-ha!

moot, why do you hate /r9k/ so...cant you just leave us to our winning faggatory psuedo intellectual dipshittedness in peace ;__;

nice board moot but seriously make /adv/

Happy B-Day?

>>8580220

moot that picture has been posted before. Way to circumvent the filter.

Not good.

Do you realize the backlash that could occur at ROFLCon this weekend, moot?

Not bad, Moot.
Not bad at all.

HOW ABOUT ITS HIS WEBSITE??

>>8580690
>get a life
>posts on 4chan
Uh-huh...

Why am I here? This isn't high class /b/!

Great moot, no cancer here. Also, check out these doubles

I can't believe this shit...

HOLY FUCK I CAN GET DOUBLES IN /r9k/
I AM TOTALLY STAYING!

>>8580808
Like the robots are leaving their basements to go to roflcon.

MOOT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

WHAT

HAVE

YOU

DONE

WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED US! SO WHAT IF WE'RE TOO WHINY FOR YOU THAT DON'T MEAN YOU GOTTA PICK ON US ;_;

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US TO WALLOW IN OUR OWN MISERY

Its made this place a little less boring tonight

well im still enjoying the party

HEY MOOT FUCK YOU SUCK A COCK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BAN ME

r9ktard doesn't sound right

big shouts to moot from moll-e<3

I can't delete posts. I used to use the delete feature to get rid of some of my crappy "art" but that's gone and forgotten now. take this!!

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE OUR FRIENDS BEHIND
'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE
AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
WELL, THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

I'm not having any fun. ='(

>>8580857
I'm flying with Delta to Boston.

Speaking of which, moot should make Delta Air Lines the official airline of 4chan.

It's not the best thing that's happened, but it's far better than what it was.

Thanks Moot.

SON OF A MOTHERFUCK

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YY

>>8580920

DOODOODEEDOODOODOODOODEEDEEDEE

its going really fast bro

Big Mike

what the hell is going on?

moot you rock!!!

masterful trolling :)

100/100

>>8580949
doesnt know how to use his own site

>>8580949
Seriously? You're using /r9k/ to test code now?

Fuck you fucking asshole, suck my dick you fucking bitch ass mother fucker.
/r9k/ was nice. Till you fucked it up Moot, fuck youuu!

hey moot wat is this board all about even

wut trol iz gud?!?!?

all of 4chan is now /b/??

mootles! Come give a speech at West Ga!

Can you put on some music and flashy graphics, Mootles!?

What does the green oval that appears every morning at 7 EST in /tv/ mean?

>>8580949
You're a really really big jerk.

t e x t l e s s p o s t a r e t o o o r i g i n a l

>>8580949
>>8580949
>>8580949

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Too low in content agahaghaghagaha.

I hate you /r9k/. I'm going back to /b/.

moot... i sincerely hope you are having fun.

FUCK YOU, MOOT. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE RUINED ARCANINE FUCK YOU.

Moot weren't you at some point going to completely get rid of /r9k/? Whatever happened to that idea?

Make me mod moot! ILUILU

wat is this board about?

It's like a party without the cake.

Where is the cake?

LISTEN TO ME YOU FAT STALLIONS

moot just made your sunday night 100 times better than it would've been otherwise. I'm sure you had a couple of laughs because of the situation, and if it didn't happen it would've ust been another routine day for all boards including /r9k/.

signed, David Testicles

>>8581077
We convinced him to spin off /adv/ instead.

never going back to /b/

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

there's an influx? i didnt notice

is the robot even on anymore?

summary of moot trolling:
McDonald's -- Proper trolling
Airplane -- Not trolling. Nobody mad.
Re-announcing /r9k/ -- Okay trolling, but not enough mad. Need more mad.

DELICIOUS TEARS, FUCK THE REJECTS

WE DID IT
WE DID IT

ITT: Robots reactions

Thread of the year all years

at least /v/ can go back to just hate instead of hate and bitching

hey moot.
can you make that when someone posts a gif, you can see it animated in the thread without having to open it.
i

not an /r9k/, but what is the reason behind the raid?

The master strikes again!
I kneel before you... please... teach me...

You fucking ruined the only semi-pleasant board on this site. Fuck you, why would you do this?

Swimmingly!

moot obviously knows about >>>/mu/9131657

So why isn't she banned?

>>8580220
we're not getting along at all, this board is full of emofags who should just go to /adv/ and rot there.

am ok with this

This is hilarious. 15/10.
I hope they all stay here.

Moot, I want to share McNuggets with you

I went to /co/ and read an Archie-The Punisher crossover, so pretty good I guess. Better than I anticipated.

It's all you fucking brobots' faults. r9k was meant for OC. Not emo bitch boy advice.

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

>>8581132
moot made a thread about the Double Down about two weeks ago on /r9k/. It was hilarious.

...so is there going to be a pokemon board? Also, check out these doubles.

>>8580671
More moot shenanigans!

Gayness.

MOOT IS SAGETROLL THE TRUTH IS OUT

moot, why must this happen to me :(

How is it possible for you guys to suck so much dick? Have mercy Moot, please destroy this worthless board.

Moot could youj please explain to me what is going on with your advertising campaign for r9k? I love you but I'm so lost and confused right now. I just need some answers...

Alright moot, I mad

you claim to enforce global rule #2
but of the countless underage b&ns who (read) admit their age and are reported, none of them get banned.

Seems like you're turning a blind eye to make a buck. But it'll bite you in the ass. Underage b&n is the cancer killing 4chan, and you know it.

I respectfully ask that you start banning these tards, specifically on /adv/ where they are the plague

HEY MOOT THIS PARTY SUCKS

/sp/ THREW A HUGE PARTY AND INVITED ALL THE BOARDS LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO

EVERYONE CAME AND IT WAS AWESOME UNTIL THE MODS BANNED EVERYONE FOR CROSS BOARD INVASION

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

[a/niki reporting in. What's /r9gay/ think of Planetes?

>>8581132
>not enough mad.
Shit, hoe much butthurt do you want?

Moar tracing

moot, even though this is the board I visit the most, this trolling or experiment or whatever the fuck this is, but I love it.

By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Required from us a song
Now how shall we sing the lord's song in a strange land
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Requiering of us a song
Now how shall we sing the lord's song in a strange land
Let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
be acceptable in thy sight here tonight
Let the words of our mouth and the meditation of our hearts
be acceptable in thy sight here tonight
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon (dark tears of Babylon)
there we sat down (You got to sing a song)
ye-eah we wept, (Sing a song of love)
when we remember Zion. (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
By the rivers of Babylon (Rough bits of Babylon)
there we sat down (You hear the people cry)
ye-eah we wept, (They need that ???)
when we remember Zion. (Ooh, have the power)

HI, im david davison and id like to say it's going fucking amazing. keep up the good work mootles
>>8579117

moot did you buy a gtx480 yet?

so what made you pissed off at /r9k/?

Moot, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Moot is a knobgobbler

>>8581215

oh shit, I need to visit more often

Moot.

You should do this daily.

SHIT WAS SO CASH

Just pull an April Furs Day like maneuver and ban anyone who has ever posted in /r9gay/

I realize that this would mean myself getting banned too, but it'd be for the greater good.

>>8581247
>>8581247
>>8581247
Reported for ban evasion :33333

849045u84. Original comment bullshit

MOOT YOU MAKE ME SO HARD.

YOU SHOULD COME OVER HERE SO THAT MY BROTHER AND I MAY FUCK YOU.

/a/ turns to /b/
/g/ turns to /b/
/v/ turns to /b/
/mu/ turns to /b/
/tv/ turns to /b/
/x/ turns to /b/
and now /r9k/ turns to /b/

The only board you've returned from deep shit is /k/.

What the fuck are you doing, moot?

moot could you please explain to me what is going on here? What's with your advertising campaign for r9k? I love you but I'm so lost and confused and I just need some answers...

HEY MOOT YOU MY BRO, BRO

...........
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

What was the motive man? I've actually participated in some semi-intelligent conversations on here. Sure there was lots of relationshit garbage threads, but there were plenty of gems to be found. You can't expect it to be perfect.

moot. The mods don't seem to give a crap about the quality of /b/
What the hell man?

This is funny, I'm doing great, but will r9k survive this? I really want r9k to survive this.

Moot just leave this board these faggots aren't fit to link your posts

>>8581247

EXPERT REGEXP CODERS

HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BOARD

Is this because of my attempting to troll you last night, moot?

I am disturbed beyond repair...

its going pretty well. i have a quick question, what does it take for you to respond to a post or email? also if i were to run into you in future what would be a good way to greet you?

lol why did you even try, moot?

hi, moot. do you like pokemon?

Lolololololol!

The people on this board are so butthurt!!

>>8581388
Sup mod?

>>8581215

FUCKING DOUBLE DOWNS, HOW DO I EAT THEM?

PREPARE YOUR ANUS MOOT


BECAUSE PAYBACK IS A BITCH

m00t! I seek the tube of mana!

moot why is everyone on /r9k/ a raging faggot?

>>8581388
...........
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
BRO FIST

Usually I would delete these earlier drawings as the "art" progressed to save space in the thread. But now once they are posted I have to leave them.

>>8581472
that's what i'm trying to figure out, friend

HEY MOOTLES, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF FUCKING WITH /r9k/ YOU DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FORMSPRING ACCOUNT? IT'S BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS.

Moot, you goddamned son of a bitch.

Bring back Snacks already.

>>8581495
it's broken and won't let me log in. they're very slow at responding to emails :(

>>8581475
>>8581475

Just awful. My dad does the bro fist.

>>8580307
x y is x is also an old meme moot
it is also an old meme

>>8581475
check this out, epic thread on the making
>>8580687

I DON'T EVEN CARE, FUCKING STUPID.

>>8581388
>>8581388
>>8581388
>>8581388
...holy shit, you just got brofisted by MOOT!

Hey moot I don't think we've ever linked posts before

Doing well, OP. It's /b/ w/o spam and a few less newfags.

/v/eteran here
whats going on here?

Posting in a snacks thread.

>>8581494
>>8581387

moot please answer me what is going on i think im having a minor panic attack

>>8581494
lol bitch

Oh, I have a question! wtf is going on?

HEY MOOT YOU MY BRO, BRO

/g/uru here, I'm disappointed at the lack of fermi threads here.

>>8581512
>>8581512

TITS OR GTFO MOOT.

moot I must say this is much better than your mcdonalds troll

Moot, your trolling is great. /r9k/ will bitch, the trollers will be here for a while, but will leave due to the cacophony of whining. Well played.

>>8581154
answer this

I don't really care about /r9k/ all that much but I think they deserve the chance to be exposed to mytracing "art".

Hey moot why don't you get more janitors up in this shit

I'm sure plenty of no lifes (me included) would be glad to volunteer.

this is just great. trolling for a good cause, the second best kind of trolling.

>>8581512
>>8581512
>>8581512
Sorry to hear that, mooty bro dudesky.

Hey moot, I need a screencap of you replying to something I say.

What do you think of Oklahoma?

its going pretty well. i have a quick question,
what does it take for you to respond to a post
or email? also if i were to run into you in future
what would be a good way to greet you? thanks :D

>>8581494

I think asking for an original image made it a haven for camwhores.

Moot, why don't you ever upon anon and raise an army? Taking over the world?

HEY MOOT YOU'RE A DUMB SACK OF SHIT JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>8581255
response?

moot this was probably your best idea yet.

>>8581495
Fuck off, he doesn't owe you or anyone else anything.

That's what everyone always loses perspective of. Motherfucker probably doesn't even make money from this site.

I would have sold this site YEARS ago to just about anybody.

Every single moot thread people asking about the formspring

moot, i love you.
that is all, i hope you have a good night.

>>8581494
mootikins what are you planning to do with >>>/mu/9131657
is /mu/ your next target? spare them!

HEY MOOT. HEY. HEY. HEY.

HEY.

>>8581475
wtf moot

>>8581512
hi baby

Dear moot,

4chan needs more mods. Many more. Janitors too.
Please hire some as immediately as your schedule allows.

Sincerely,
Anon.

image related, no blox of any sort required.

>>8581629s
Shit, forgot my hat.

moot please to be engaging in fewer shenanigans
why must you always do this to us
why don't you go to /mu/ and tell them you hate nmh or something
everyone else is just as big a faggot as we are
you just pick on us more than them :( :(

I for one, love you moot. good job with the cleaning of /v/, on my birthday no less :) it was a great birthday present

/b/ here i thought id check in......oh wait......were already here well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>8581535
I wish I could get brofisted by moot. ;_;

Okay, okay, fine, Mootles.

But can you at least pull some shit like y'all did way back when? Remember the Re/b/oot? Remember the pulsating lights and the Cotton Eyed Joe? Those times sure were SWELL. Golly, I think some of us Retro Hep-Cats sure could bounce to THAT swanky rhythm.

Oh hi, moot.

poasting in a doubles thread

HEY MOOT WHY IS 4CHAN TURNING INTO EBAUMS??

pic related - i did this to moots father

This board is utter garbage. You have been muted for blah blah blah

hey moot its my birthday what do i win

>>8581702
that was my BRO. happy birthday though.

hey moot do you like my doubles

>>8581512

so just make a new one mootikins?

also thanks for not caring about /co/ and just leaving us alone over there, i laugh at poor v and r9k

though you are a tru bro for giving us those spoiler tags finally

>>8581539
Maybe I'm just not worthy

hey moot can we please get rid of the XXX in /v/? c'mon, it just makes it hard to read threads.

>>8581512
so moot, i got a few questions

1) will there be a pokemon board..at least temporary because theres so many generals shitting up /v/ right now

2) will /v/ ever have active mods (serious question by the way)

3) Will you have a dedicated streaming board or allow streams again?

4) will you put some silly background or something on /r9k/ for the duriation of this shitstorm?

thanks

MOOT

wtf is this shit? everyone knows moot has to be in lowercase

>>8580735
Again, thanks for the update to the post reporting function. It will make the spam onslaught much more bearable.

I'm unoriginal?? My mother would disagree, sir!!

>>8581699
Or go to /v/ and tell them you were playing MW2 the other day and how much you loved it

>>8581720
well he did turn /b/ into /lolitrolu/ a little while ago

Glad to see moot doing a art.

also moot, why the hell does a girl on WoW (Raine) always brag about knowing you? shit freaks me out.

>>8581746


It's my half bithday moot!

Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love

>>8581717
lol fisted by moot

moot just get your modcrew to ban fuckers like >>8581699

there can't be THAT many of them.

>>8581746
Moot, why do you take such pleasure in hipster irony?

so moot, are you watching boondocks right now?

Moot, what are you wearing right now?

ANSWER ME FAGGOT

HEY MOOT WHY IS 4CHAN TURNING INTO EBAUMS??

pic related - i also did this to moots father

Oh moot, you so random

Moot show me ur cock

>>8581770
Considering the doubles cancer, I wouldn't do it.

It got pretty bad on /g/ and now appears to be worsening....

I am disappoint. (Doubles/Triples/Quads/etc.) faggotry needs to die.

I also question the merit of gets, most of them suck.

10M get on /g/ was "I'd rather have a modget than a /b/ get" (/b/ was flooding /g/ with shit)

>>8581771
/v/ has at least two active mods. They just don't post very often.

hey, just wondering. if you werent trolling us, how did it go with the girl and the cherry blossom festival date?

What flavor of tea is your favorite moot?

Well, this was an amusing night for me. Good night sweet prince

>>8581553
>>8581387

oh god moot please answer me im beginning to feel sick

>>8581717
Me too...

feels bad, man

>>8581881
pajamas :3

Hey, moot, plank says you're a gigantic faggot and should just fucking kill yourself.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME, MOOTYKINS~

Rub your internet fame all over me~

I'll be the famous nobody who got to talk to Moot~

I think I'll just jump to the final version. There is very little when it comes to major differences between the rest of these shitty tracings. I don't want it to seem like I'm spamming to be an asshole in such a meaningful thread.

Im 12 and what is this?

mootbloxx

>>8581925
you are an idiot, moot won't talk to you

>>8581842
>>8581842

>lol fisted by moot
Don't deny that it's not secretly your fantasy

>>8581964
Pics or it didnt happen.

+Sexy points if you do.

>>8581964
Why don't you wear boxers and a t-shirt instead of pajamas?

>>8581964

I actually just EEEEEEE'd and was like MOOT REPLIED TO ME to my boyfriend. You made my evening, sir.

Are they fire truck jammies?

>>8581964
only fags wear pajamas

moot what did you eat for dinner

Fuck this thread. sing-a-long time

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

>>8581918

ITS SWEET TEA MOTHERFUCKER!

hey moot
how much did that faggy suit cost that you wore at the Time 100 shit?

>>8582007
will he talk to me?

>>8581964
>ask logical quests of moot
>he ignores me
>my face

moot do you luv kitties?! :3

>>8581995
moot has replied to me on a couple of occasions.

If he thinks you have a good post/question, he's gonna answer. I doubt begging is going to help.

It's usually easier when he first posts on low traffic boards, before everyone starts posting interboard links to the "OMG MOOTLES" thread.

>>8582028
see:
>>8581995

And post your tits. Or ass. Ass. and titties. Titties and ass. Big booty bitches. That's where it gets

>>8582028
>>8582028
>EEEEEEE'd and was like MOOT REPLIED TO ME to my boyfriend
Dammit woman, get a hold of yourself

>>8582049

WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN FAGGOT YOUR NASTY ASS CLOTHES YOU WORE ALL DAMN DAY? PAJAMAS ARE FUCKING GOD TIER.

>>8581964
MOOT I KNOW YOU CAN FUCKING SEE MY POSTS YOU REMEMBER FROM LAST NIGHT

Posting before sticky. moot, slowly but surely, is turning his own website into utter shit. Board by board.

>>8582078
>>8582078
>>8582078

Ask him does he like jam in his donuts. He'll surely answer that.

>>8582049
Only fags make judgments based on [spoiler]awesome[/spoiler] fashion sense, faggot.

>>8582078
moot's will is beautiful and untamed, like a roiling sea or ten thousand galloping stallions.

stop paying so much attention to moot you groupies. it only encourages him to be a faggot.

MOOTLES ARE WE ENTERING INSTRUMENTALITY?

i just wanted to say thanks moot, 4chan is my heroine and you're my dealer.

>>8581964
>>8581925

moot im wearing pajamas too can you tell me what the fuck is going on now please

Do you have a job or anything? Or is 4chan somehow supplying you with money. TELL US YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.

>>8582085
Moot has replied to you several times? Well aren't you a fucking celebrity! This guy is the authority on "moot replying to you", look out for him in the future. He's making it big.

YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR INTERWEBS

HEY M00T

DID YE SMOKE WEED ON 4/20!?

OR did ye celebrate Hitler's birthday?

OR did ye nevar forget the anniversary of the Columbine shooting?

OR did ye recognize the traditional birthdate of Allah, founder of the Islamic religion?


OR ALL OF THE ABOVE!?

WHAT DID YOU DO ON 4/20 M00T, THE MOST COINCIDENTAL DATE IN ALL OF THE MULTIVERSE!?

AND IF YOU SAY PAJAMAS AGAIN M00T, I SWEAR TO GOD...

>>8582137
First time on /r9k/

do spoiler tags really not work here? Or am I missing a mistake I made?

Hey mootykins, just drank some paint and decided to hop on /r9k/ since I was told to.
How was your day, Honey?

moot PLEASE can we get rid of the XXX on /v/?

>>8582100
>>8582100

I considered it, but no. I'm wicked chubby and also too lazy to find paper and timestamp.

I wonder how hard it is to be moot, imagine having a public msn or such?

mootykins, you wanna do the homie dance with me?

>>8582144
ur faggot

>>8582111
>>8582111

BUT MOOT REPLIED TO ME.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I dunno. Made me feel special. I know I'm not, though.

>>8582208
>wicked
Apparently you're a juggalette too. Grody.

Moot loves /r9k/ very much.

MOOT QUIT FUCKING IGNORING JOHNNY IN A BIRD HOUSE

Moot,

What does your screen look like when you go on 4chan?

moot, if you want to troll r9k, embed the flv to some REALLY shitty emo music. like simple plan ("how could this happen to me" is particularly r9gay)

Shit like that's so ridiculously angsty.../r9k/ might actually finally realize how antisocial they really are and mature as a board.

something went "wrong" with this one but I kept it anyway. As far as my shitty "art" goes it turned out well.

>>8582208
you're a disgusting whore, go fucking kill yourself.

But seriously now, I cannot wait for ROFLCon.

I need to do some homework now.

I'm naked. Think the other boards will mind?

>>8581964
SUP moot. Im glad you're dealing with this Chris beer dude. Any news on that?

>>8582279
>>8582279
>>8582279
make it play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDWgsQhbaqU

>>8582272
/r/ the uneditied animated version of that .gif

>>8582165
Never said that I was a celebrity, just that he had replied to me on a couple of occasions, and none of them were MOOOT ANSWER ME PLZ.

I've never seen shit like that get an answer.

Never said it made me SOOPER SPESHUL.

>>8582274

typing for content

Moot stop wasting your precious time with these hopelessly homosexual, tremendously massive Kansas city faggots

>>8582269
>>8582269


I fucking HATE icp. I just say wicked? I didn't know icp faggots did.

MOOT:

How tall are you in metric?

I cheated on my girlfriend yesterday (with our housemate) and feel like shit. Should I fess up?

Is it raining where you are?

Do you like Daniel Rossum?

Have you ever tried peppermint choc chip ice cream?

Do you like peppermint choc- chip Ice cream?

Have you ever been to Australia?

Do you own a car?

What is your shoe size?

Do you like sweet or savoury things?

Do you get along with your parents??

HUH???

Wow, Moot is more of an attention whore than the posters of rate threads on (old) /r9k/

>>8582067
no

ufvuifgif

IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOOOTHING

IT ALL KEEPS

TUMBLINGDOWNTUMBLINGDOWNTUMBLING~DOOOOOWWWWNNNN~~!!!

>>8582361
YES moot UPDATE US ON THAT!!! I WANT'S TO KNOW!!!

>>8582340
>>8582340

You're just mad I won't post my butt. Maybe I'll post my boyfriend's butt.

Alright guys, so I've been thinking. Angry neck-beard faggots pretending to be all pretentious should probably be thanking moot, why? Because some of us sit on /r9k/ all day, complaining and whining when you could be doing something more proactive, to better yourself. Some of us spit out chauvinism (both genders, here) to compensate for easily mended flaws and extreme self-centeredness. We jerk off to the sound of your own voice; our own pseudo-intellectualism to reassure ourselves that we are smart, that our input is desired. We wrongly criticize others because you want security within our own opinions, when diversity of viewpoints could be best. We want to be told by the rest of the world that we are love, that society needs us. moot raiding our bubble of a board is probably one of the best things that has happened in the past few weeks. Why? Because it shows that /r9k/ is fallible, like /b/, like /v/ like /x/ and the latter.

TL;DR: We reap what we sow.

Moot, for a single quarter, we'll get that god damned Johnny out of your thread!

Hey Moot.

Turn /v/ into PERMANENT harmony.

moot, do you like the song Hocus Pocus by Focus?

moot please answer me if you dont respond to me i dont think ill have the motivation to get out of bed tomorrow just say something to me anything

IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOOOTHING

I JUST KEEP

LETTINGMEDOWNLETTINGMEDOWNLETTINGMEDOWN~!!!!

>>8582412
I like this image. I should trace it.

srs question: why did you do this?

moot can you explain this picture? look at the fourth panel. WHERE IS THE GUY TAKING THE PICTURE? IS HE LIKE HALFWAY MIDAIR?

say, you got anything to say about /lit/'s zine?

>>8582443
you're fat and lazy, and you considered sharing this with the world despite having a boyfriend.
IMAD

>>8582363
do it moot, youtube autoplay
<object width="0" height="0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kDWgsQhbaqU&hl=en_US&fs=1&autoplay=1"></
param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kDWgsQhbaqU&hl=en_US&fs=1&autoplay=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="0" height="0"></embed></object>

>>8582445
I only support your posts because of ed edd n eddy

>>8582493
Because he is an admin troll
And to liberate /r9k/ from the relationshit crap

>>8582367

I need to get photoshop again. Here's a resized stillframe.

What happened with chris beer moot? did he finally get grounded like the litle faggot he is or did he actually make you take his shit down?

>>8582363
WRONG. This is the only song that should be played:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWPXUTKL6bw

ass and titties. ass and titties. big booty bitches.

ED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BIRD HOUSE

>>8582501
It's a shoop.

>>8582501
Based on his foot, he looks like he's fucking levitating

OH!

OH!

OH!

~ooOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH!!!

(tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooowwwnn~)

>>8582361
I'm afraid his life has already been ruined.

>>8582593
I'm skinny and lazy.