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couple minutes later, just as the littlest, underaged /v/irgin said, a
second /v/irgin came scrolling along the page. He was the second oldest
of the /v/irgin bros, and was a hipster teenager. As he scrolled along
the page, his Jack Skellington T-Shirt rustled in the wind, and his
Timberland boots tromped about. The troll, already expecting him,
laughed a terrible troll laugh, and jumped out at the unsuspected
/v/irgin. "WHO DARES TRY TO IGNORE MY THREAD?! I'LL TROLL THE
SHIT OUTTA YA!" The teenage /v/irgin promptly puffed his chest up
high and responded proudly. "Say that to my face fucker not
online and see what happens!" The troll lol'd hard, and simply
said:>implying I wouldn't kick your ass
irl The teenage /v/irgin was taken aback! No one had ever
countered his Internet threats so casually before! Suddenly he didn't
know what to do. The troll knew he had weakened the teenage /v/irgin. He
cackled and evil cackle, and shouted triumphantly: "IF THIS POST
ENDS IN A 5, YOU DIE!" But just before he could land a 5 GET,
the teen /v/irgin shouted in objection! "HOLD UP MAN! Don't do
this! You don't want to be a casual troll do you? I mean, back in your
days, trolling MEANT something. Trolling a hipster teen like me doesn't
do jack shit for you! I mean, I'm so pathetic I might as well be
trolling myself. No, someone like you needs a REAL challenge! Listen, I
have one last bro that's coming here in a sec. He's an oldfag, and I can
bet you'll get much more satisfaction trolling him!" The troll
paused, then replied. "Heh, you're right hipster teen faggot! I
don't need to troll the likes of you. Very well, you may pass. I will
wait for your bro, then troll him so hard, he ragequits!"