Whose death?

>>8546487

I am Death.

>>8546512
Whose =/= Who's

You fail at Englishe

It wouldn't, really.

And then 4chan wouldn't suck my life away.

In fact, it'd all probably be a good thing.

>>8546515
Way to miss a good joke, troll.

>>8546528

Moot dying would probably be a good thing for many people.

>>8546528
Fuck bro, I just realized that 4chan would probably cease to exist when just one mother fucking person dies.

>>8546548

And it might force a lot of people to stop spending their lives on their computer and find out shit to do.
Myself, included.

who is this moot character

he sounds like a dork

OH MY GOOD ITS MOOT

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>>8546609
lol good troll, right? Right?! Guys?! Right?!

>>8546609
moot is our lord and saviour, without him we are lost

moot dies? yeah, fine. I have other chan board. 4chan is cancerous
Even though it is a very old chanboard has been around for 7 years. But it's populated with newfags
m00t can go to hell and nobody going to give a fuck but the newfags :-|

I would shed a tear ;_;

>m00t is a faggot
>faggots go to hell
>4chan is the burning asshole of hell on the internet
>m00t would simply go to 4chan
>my life would be unaffected

>>8546666
nnfff

He would go to 4chan, which is hell. Therefore, nothing would happen.

lol even if 4chon closed down a clone would come up a few months later and everybody will move on to that site like nothing happened.

I would be really, really sad. For moot. And the neckbeards.

I WOULD JOURNEY INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND BATTLE THE MIGHTY HADES.

I WOULD RETRIEVE MOOT'S SOUL FROM TARTARUS AND SACRIFE MY LIFE SO THAT HE MAY LIVE AGAIN.

I'd be sad. moot actually seems like a pretty good guy.

I would legitimately cry in real life.

I don't know moot too well but I sure know his website like the back of my hand. I probably spend upwards of 40 hours a week on 4chan and this has had a profound effect on my life.

One that unlike a lot of other people I actually consider positive. I've been introduced to so much, had so many great discussions, and have learnt a ton just from being here.

I can't even begin to imagine how different of a person I would be without 4chan.

>>8550850
I think I am in love with you

I would fly to New York and dance on his grave.

It wouldn't affect me at all.

Who?

(It's a rhetorical question, shitfag)

I would be pretty bummed if 4chan ceased to exist as we know it, but if that didn't happen in the event of moot's death, I guess I'd just be like, "Oh, that sucks."

Am I the only one who would genuinely be happy?

Assuming 4chan finds a new owner:
It wouldn't.

Assuming 4chan does not find a new owner:
Inital sadness, followed eventual joy when I realise I have my life back again.

I would only care if 4chan went down. I have no personal relation with moot, and would thus feel nothing.

I wouldn't really care.

everyone would migrate to one of the other chans. probably 7chan

It will effect us some way or another. In most cases, it will be the death of 4chan.org. And 4channers like me will be part of the first anonymous-forum diaspora.

That is the sad truth, life can be unpredictable and anything could happen to him.

>>8551868
>It will effect us some way or another. In most cases, it will be the death of 4chan.org. And 4channers like me will be part of the first anonymous-forum diaspora.

I'm actually really looking forward to this. It will be fascinating to watch.

not gonna happen, Rupert Murdoch would buy 4chan and turn it into his new spin machine for free market media.

>>8554038
Woah real moot.

>>8554038

toasting in m00t bread

I would be pretty sad. He seems like a nice man.

>>8554038
But you'll be dead. D:

>>8554038
thread derailment into a moot circlejerk starts here

>>8554038

moots closing down 4chan!

>>8554038

looking forward to your own death? ill help you with that

>>8554038
I have a bad feeling about that post...

I wish he would just quit posting like any other tripfag, but his life sustains our board so. I'd be sad.

>>8554099
No dude, he's making an indirect joke about shutting down 4chan and watching how the internet trembles

>>8554038
>fascinating to watch
what is so fascinating about the other chans going down due to traffic and entire pages of twitter/myspace/facebook etc filled with OMG WHERE MY 4CHAN GONE

you have some sort of sick destructive fetish?

are you making a pokemon board or what
also forced anon on /v/ over the summer please

I'd be sad.
Moot's too cute to die.

I'd be like "cool story bro" and go back to trolling /r9k/ or lurking /x/. The end. Someone else would buy up this website and maybe even fix it up a little, surely?

Moot's trying to troll us by pretending to be suicidal, this isn't the first time.

The sad thing is it's working.

Even I am trolled. Even I.

>>8554072
Yeah but you guys will get to watch the displacement of almost ten million angry nerds~

moot can I have the rights to your corpse when you die? I want to have you stuffed and have your face altered to be the moot troll face.

You'd then tour the world on the trollbus.

moot should replace all the image boards with textboards and see what happens.

>>8554128

not if someone buys the website

we are destined to STAY basement dwellers

>>8554128
Well fuck me sideways, that would be entertaining.
QUICK, MOOT. KILL YOURSELF NOW.

>>8554136
that would actually be awesome

except for /ac/ i need my kawaii fix >_>

I would truly be sad. The dude did alot for me.

We're the same age too. We're almost fellow travelers.

moot, where's my sexy beautiful boys and my finance boards?

>>8554149
basement dwellers would be a great market to tap....if any of you had jobs.

>>8554128
Just so you know, I'll miss you man for a few seconds, but I'll miss this shithole more.

You created an irresistable pile of shit, well done.

Actually, that diaspora thing is really interesting. I'm excited to see it happen, too. moot doesn't have to die, though.

>>8554149
I'd love to see FOX buy the website.

>>8554128
elitist nerd

>>8554178

oh god moot would roll over in his grave

oh moot youre still here. not for long though

He's a human. I would be sad. Even though he's just 4chan's admin, after 4 years here I feel a connection with him, which also makes me feel super gay.

Eh, I'd fuck moot.

BREAKING NEWS: NEWS CORP ANNOUNCES PURCHASE OF INTERNET FORUM FILLED WITH IRONIC PORNOGRAPHY!

I claim the rights to moot's dead body. Unless he says otherwise.

Trollbus is go!

If moot keeps eating double downs he'll die from a heart attack in no time

>>8554204

>oh god moot would laugh his ass off in hell

Fixed that for you :3

I wonder if people would pile into one of those other random-ass chans that are still alive

and then quickly kill it

Maybe we should all go to 7chan now to avoid the stigma of being a 4chan refugee.

Just imagine how hated we would be.

>>8554281
Id just go back to ytmnd
http://interactive-game.ytmnd.com/

moot should post a "Post ending in 69 becomes mod" troll on here then ban the faggot that gets 69.

Obvious troll still gets replies, sigh.

does moot have a last will and testament?

>>8546480
that would be such an epic funeral.
Thousands of anons from all over the world clothed in black suits, white shirts and guy-fawkes masks silently following the coffing of their passed away "leader".

>>8554388
that would be retarded.

Scienide is [spoiler]poop[/spoiler].

wonder whod take over if moot did die

>>8554459
he should turn over ownership to a cat.

>>8554459
snacks

originalbloxItIs

moot thinks he's a pretty sly troll
but post a thread about him and he will be lured by the bait.

>>8554485
Nope, he knows he is trolling, he knows that most people know he is trolling.
But no one can do shit about it so he is the master troll.
Also, he does not seem to answer direct questions, probably because they are unoriginal, post stuff like you're tlaking to a normal person and not moot, and he will reply.

>>8554527
>post stuff like you're tlaking to a normal person and not moot
blasphemy!

>>8554319

hah, that's how I found out about 4chan in the first place. that and don't mess with football

too bad YTMND stopped being funny in 2007