OH NO WE'RE LANDING BYE GUYS

you're going to die. plane's going to crash.
maybe.

SUP MOOT

>>8523759
i'll be wearing my coolface til the end

>>8523759
Don't die like this.

God hates mootles apparently, he should bless him with a nymphomaniac chick next time.

Hijackers please.

in b4 300 replies

I had a double-down yesterday moot.

It was glorious.

I'm sorry moot, young handsome people such as yourself are and extreme rarity on such a trip.

>>8523750
Also, Bitches and Whores take trains cause it's "hip".

>>8523770
Moot would ruin them

i've never even been on a plane :(

define cute...
most of the times you'll find "cute" fits into a demographic that doesn't fly within the US too often.
They might go on international trips, but they tend to stay away from atl to ny flights... because for the most part... why would they want to go there?

Posting in a moot thread. <3

why is moot posting on /r9k/ like this is his twitter?

FUCK YEAR MOOT

Cute girls always ride first class.

Whores and sluts ride coach.

>>8523778
>implying double down isn't mediocre

Well, most of those cute girls are probably in college right now or too broke to be on a plane on a Thursday.

one time I sat next to a cute girl on an airplane. She had a portable DVD player and watched a dirty movie. It was like I was on a date.

sit in the middle of isle next to cute girl

>>8523768
If he's anything like the rest of you robots, she could be begging for it and he wouldn't realise what she was asking for. Then he'd come here and make a rage thread.

postin in the beginnin of a moot thread

and inb4 ~replies

I've noticed this too
inb4 786 posts

>>8523750
Cute girls travel by trains.

Consider it a blessing. You'd be sitting there awkwardly wondering if/when/how to approach her the whole flight, and then kick yourself for not doing it later, right?

lol i just left the airport
i'll be heading back to the UK in two days, so it's back to jfk for me

You can post from mid air? What a time to be alive.

I've never been seated next to a cute girl, either.

poke her up the ass

say you did it for the lulz

>>8523797

that just might be the point.

lolololblox

>>8523766
>coolface

Moot, you motherfucker.

moot when are you going to admit r9k is your favorite board?

inb4 useless sticky

>>8523802
>Implying that you are not a faggot

>>8523835
no! the second he lets this slip, /b/ comes in full force.

escalate, phaggot

>>8523750
What'cha doing in atlanta, moot?

Moot it's far too trendy to fly. Girls drive everywhere now and take pictures of EVERYTHING.

>>8523827

yeah delta/NW has free wifi on their flights.

hey moot were you in ATL on a stopover or did you hang out here? there's a lot of crazyawesome in atlanta

oh mootles I would love to be on a plane next to you! and yes, it's all old people. I was on a few trips the other week and it was all balding men and women with children ;_;

itt: moot doesn't realize that he is the cute girl on the plane

I ride on airplanes, moot :(

MOTHER OF GOD MOOT, TRACE MY IP, COME FIND ME AND TAKE MY VAGINA

What is moot doing in atlanta?

MOOT YOU WERE IN ATLANTA?

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL ME?

mootikiiiiiiiiins
i'd sit with you if i was going to jfk :3

Ground floor up in this bitch

Moot was in my city, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKSTICKS

It's because there is a programmer who lives here I think. I must find him and use him to lure moot to my cave

>>8523887
WE WAS TOTALLY VISITING SNACKS

That's not a girl it's just Snacks with a wig on

>>8523882
sweet zombie jesus

>>8523887

gay sex meetup w/ wt snacks

Tell them that you created 4chan

>>8523874
I ride on moot, airplane. ;)

Moot pls go.

>>8523872
seconded.

I DIDN'T GET ANY RESPONSES BEFORE OF MOOTLES WITH GLASSES, NOW POST PICS MOOT

Snacks lives in Atlanta? wut?

M00T!


ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!

HEY MOOT WHY DON'T YOU THROW CAMEL A BONE ALREADY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE ADORES YOU

>>8523933
He was visiting Moot

You come to /r9k/, so I doubt you'd have any luck with her anyway.

Sorry moot ;-;

A few months ago I flew from AUS to DFW. I like hanging out at different, empty gates before boarding, and there was this kinda cute girl sitting across from me, and our eyes locked a few times. Of course I was too shy to talk to her.
When boarding came closer, I moved to the right gate. My boarding group was called, and in the line right in front of me was that girl! I caught a glimpse of her boarding pass, and she was sitting next to me! OMG! I couldn't suppress a grin.
She tried to start a conversation, "phew it's hot in here!", and took of her cardigan. I still didn't know what to say or do, so after the short flight was over, we de-boarded and never saw each other again.
The End.

>>8523882
Have I ever mentioned before that I look just like Moot?

hey moot,

can i be a mod on /x/? im seriously tired of the /b/tards fagging up the place.

>i'm on a flight from atl to jfk right now and realized that i've never been seated next to a cute girl on a trip. am i unlucky, or do only middle aged men and women fly on aeroplanes?
>or do only middle aged men and women fly on aeroplanes?
>aeroplanes

I fucking love you moot.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE ON AN AEROPLANE WHILE POSTING ON 4CHAN

Cute girls are almost always with a friend or accompanied by family or a boyfriend.

Can you blame them?

In the aeroplane over the SEAAAA

posting on a moot thread.

Posting before the thread gets 300+ replies, which will make my browser crash while attempting to load the bigass thread.

>>8523981
winrar.
forever

>>8523962
you TOTALLY could have joined the mile high club

COOLFACE IT TIL THE END, MOOT.

GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE.

Is /r9k/ broken for anyone else?

Been like this for a couple of days now. All other boards are fine ( ._.)

I've never seen a cute girl on a plane, you may be on to something there.

do you brag that you created 4chan?

why would a homosexual person want to be seated next to a cute girl?

inb4 banblox

>>8523750
Going / Gone on a trip, Moot?

>>8523969
appending my email. longshot, yes i know.

Sorry moot, but all the attractive females are chained to their kitchen stoves.

Sorry. Didn't feel as if there were enough sexist comments in this thread, seeing as it is r9k.

>>8524009
just click a css link to reset it

>>8523963

GOOD BUT NOT QUITE THE SAME.
...unless you got timestamped pics

>>8524016
Cute girls sit next to me all the time. I'm always like unfffff. But never really talk to them :[

moot wishes to be the cute little girl on the plane so he can get raped in the bathroom

>>8523750
you're just unlucky. been on hmm, four flights, been seated next to cute, talkative girl 2 outta 4 times. im a girl. :D
dammit mootykins, sir! you are extremely fuckable. so quick and witty and that cute smile you got going on. damn you for being in ny and me here. carry on, good sir. farewell

>>8524009
No /r9k/ is perfectly fine.

I SAT NEXT TO YOU ASSHOLE

It's not always a blessing mott, er...moot? I once sat next to a very cute young blond girl on a trans Atlantic flight, and had to listen to her regale me with tales of her cocaine addiction, recovery, and how she may or may not have been sexually harassed by her boss.

I think your sexy moot, I want you to gape my asshole with you massive dick.

I'm such a worthless faggot D:

sup /r9k/

i'm on a flight from atl to jfk right now and realized that i've never been seated next to a cute girl on a trip. am i unlucky, or do only skinny weird computer nerds and women fly on aeroplanes?

Isn't it awesome that I'm watching cast away, when suddenly, I found a thread from moot about travelling on a plane?

What would happen if moot gets stranded on a desert island, or something?

They are not allowed to board. The waitresses get jelous.
I never put my seatbelt on... i just stall until they come and do it for me with a smile.

The only time I ever remember being on a plane was fling from Alaska to L.A. There were no girls at all on the flight.

But then, i did get sauced on those little teeny bottles of Paul Masson, so there might have been but I just completely didnt notice them.

>>8523750
>moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin
reported

OH SHIT, IT'S MOOT. AND HE'S ON A PLANE.

The only time I ever sat next to a cute girl on a plane was when I was on a student trip to Europe. But she spent most of the time sleeping and only spoke to me once. ;_;

This thread is a troll, moot is a notorious homosexual.

sup moot

i'm eating my asshole with a spoon right now, and realized that i've only seen black widow spider nests in my rectum. am i unlucky, or do only black widow's implant their nests in ur anus?

>>8524101

kill himself after three days of no internet

Hello, Moot. I live in New York. We should have coffee and discuss politics and legalizing marijuana.

I turned 23 a few minutes ago. :'3

moot should totally ask her out to McDonalds.

She will say yes.

Alternatively say you're very important on the intertubes.

>>8524028
>just click a css link to reset it

I IZ N00B. WAT DO?

oh man he posted ages ago, like twice, and everyone's still going

Moot, I have a fear of flying. Knowing that you can fly in airplanes with your coolface on makes me not afraid of flying anymore. Thank you.

So this is a reference to NMH

>>8523750

OH GOD TURN OFF YOU'RE COMPUTER WERE LANDING THE INTERCOM AND RADAR WON'T WORK JESUS CHRIST YOU IDIOT TURN IT OFF ALREADY

Wait, moot... You were in Atlanta?

Why? Did I miss something this week?

>>8523750

>Aeroplane

Get out.

Moot was in ATL and I didn't get a chance to see him?
;-;

I'm flying into Boston next week with Delta for some conference thinging in a 50 seater plane and I'm sitting all alone without any women. At least I got the window seat. ( ._.)

BTW, are you viral marketing Delta Air Lines here moot? I mean they have the most flights to Nippon with like 16 daily.

>aeroplanes

TRAITOR!

fuhck you m00t

>>8524155
I live in NYC too, but alternatively, I'd like to meet up with you and sell you into slave labor...

Time/date?

>>8524164
Fuck you.

He should order McDonalds to come deliver to him on the plane.

It's not like you would talk to a cute girl had she sat next to you anyway.

>>8524155

Fucking hipster. GTFO.

>>8524207
Sure, any time. I'm into work for no pay and little food with verbal and physical abuse sprinkled in at random intervals throughout the day and night.

I wouldn't care who I sat next to if I got internet on a flight. Fuck yeah, I can't wait until that becomes the norm.

>>8524221
Sweet! I'm just into making money off of you.

Anyone got the passenger list yet?

>>8524245
Well then I'll just be your whore. Do you have previous experience/training in pimping? Any employers that I can contact for references?

>>8524009
turn off adblock. moot deserves it.

Also, I've only been seated next to either fat people or stinky people whenever I fly. Beginning to think there's a system which prevents fat/stinky people from sitting next to each other. (;-;)

STILL ALIVE

taxiing back to astoria now~

>>8524268
I know he does

Also, I'm not using adblock?

From FlightAware.com

DAL1154 B738 Hartsfield-Jackson Intl (KATL) Thu 10:06PM EDT Thu 11:54PM EDT

http://flightaware.com/live/airport/KJFK/arrivals

posting in a moot thread.

moot, just fuck (one of) the stewardesses in the bathroom.

>>8524288

OH THANK GOD OUR SAVIOR IS STILL WITH US

Im going to do the most badass thing ever


Its ok moot ill be leaving somewhere too where there are lots of cute girls (hopefully)

>>8524288
WOOT!

Love you mootykins

moot, is the double down good? really?

>>aeroplanes

is this the 1930's?

>>8524288
One does not simply taxi into Astoria.

k9

>>8524304
TOO LATE ALREADY ON THE VAN WYCK

if only the cabbie was a cute girl ;_;

Keep an eye out for tarps. You can put one in a cage and bring it home.

>>8524346
There's a cute girl waiting for you outside the cab, brah.

>>8524346
Oh moot just fuck me already I've been waiting for you for two years.

preemptive MOOT IS A BITCH

>>8524346
sure is troll here

>>8524346
Oh god this is the first I've ever posted in a moot thread I'm hard hhnnnng

>>8524288

funny, that doesn't sound like you traced my IP and are on the way here at all

>>8523750
Middle aged people have money and reason to fly. Young people do not.

Also, I hope your not flying fucking delta. Enjoy your shitty overpriced seats and ridiculously underqualified pilots.

posting in moot thread

Cute girls?


Has thee forgotten about the itches and sores?

>>8523750
Every time I get on a plane I meet one or two cute girls. We usually talk for the whole trip.

It must be a problem with you, moot. I bet they're just intimidated by your rugged manliness.

Did you fly first class, moot?

>>8524346
Its ok moot I live on Astoria Blvd.

brb gonna watch for taxis in front of my house

>>8524346
Does it work if you close your eyes and convince yourself its a cute girl?

Hey, Moot, wanna come the rest of the way to Poughkeepsie and hang out with all the niggers and vagabonds and me? We're all cool dudes up here... :(

>>8524383
Every time I get on a plane I get molested by the TSA agents. And then I sit next to fat people who spill over into my seat

>>8524394
If he wanted to hang out with niggers and vagabonds, he probably would have stayed in Atlanta.

>>8524401
But are they STINKY fat people? Those are the worst! D:

>>8524403
lolled -- TRU.DAT

>>8524374
You can leave now. I've had good experiences with Delta. I flew to Phoenix many times with them along with Hawaii and San Diego. I remember one time on my way to Phoenix they gave out M&M's after the meal. Shit was so cash.

Enjoy your shitty United or USAirways.

>>8524371
We're still working on it. Are you behind 7 proxies or something?

2 questions!

a) what the hell are you doing on r9k, do you visit all boards occasioanlly? are there some that you just never go on?

b) do you derive your name from that fucking bullshit linguistic game?

c) I love you ;__;

>>8524427
I believe its a moot point asking him something like that now

on da BQE, still no cute girls

wat do??

Knowing this is blocked,

"I'm still waiting for godot"

>>8524448
Why were you in da atl moot?

>>8524448
Post about it on the internet.

>>8524448
rape men

kill self

steal animals

Try again on your flight back.

You have to change your own luck moot, get the fuck up and sit in an empty seat NEXT TO a pretty girl. Just don't wait for God to deposit the girl next to you, you lazy faggot.

>>8524459
You see, there's this giant airport there... Lots of flights connect.

Few days ago, there was a thread that leaked moot's involvement in an trial in LA...

Probably had to do with that!

>>8524448
If there are any cute stewardesses during the flight, and they ask if they can "get you anything", you say: "Yeah, a membership to the mile-high club ;)" and grab their ass.

Classy like a gentleman.

OMFG i was at jfk 3 months ago for 2 hours IF ONLY MOOT WAS THERE.

> Go to a location where you know there is a webcam.
> Troll /b/ with the stream url.
> See who turns up.
> RAEP

I'm sure some cute girls will come to you moot.

>>8524459
Visiting snax I guess? Maybe some kind of convention?

Family?

I dunno lol

>>8524448
Fap to yourself in the reflection of your cellphone.

>>8524496
I heard he has a smokin' hot gf in atlanta.

>>8524486
Fuck you, wine would be involved if it was classy. That's just a commoner's way of doing it.

>>8524448
please update us all with your next flight schedule, I know I would happily buy plane tickets just to sit next to you.

>>8524491
Who would want to be visited by someone from 4chan? Even the girls have neckbeards here.

>>8524448
you are troIIing, im sure u have 1-2 bitches next to u right now

Cuties fly early morning, and late afternoon.

I flew from atl to jfk yesterday. Why couldn't my flight have been today? :(

>>8524509
Obviously it would be done with champagne you dirty upper-middle-class-man.

>>8523750
>>8524514
samefag
blox1rfnj4rj3r3

>>8524516

Because he could then post all the whores that turn up.

Who is moot?

Why does his tripcode arouse me?

>>8524540
Champagne is shit

Real classy gents drink port and brandy

Hey moot, speaking of Atlanta, will you be coming back here this year for AWA?

>>8524552
His tripcode is #faggot.

That should tell you what you need to know about him.

>>8524552
Because it's faggot, noob

>>8524541
no just seriously want to bang mootles. really, I do. If I saw him on a plane I would propbably stalk him after we landed...

>>8524530
noted

traffic + laptopping in the taxi = car sickness :(

>>8524552
IT AROUSES EVERYONE

>>8524540
YES I AM A MAN

>>8524509
>>8524540
>>8524556

Guys, moot doesn't drink. Seriously, seltzers are big turn offs. You got to mix your seltzer with sherry or something.

>>8524572

Aw :(

Feel better soon moot!

SERIOUSLY MOOT YOU KNOW SHE LOVES YOU GIVE CAMEL A CHANCE~~~~~~~~~

Someone give moot a roofies hookup so he can get the cute girl he desires

Moot! Why haven't you answered my e-mail about being a janitor on /u/!
Punk

1. wake up and f5
2. moot is on a plane
3. ctrl f 'rocket launcher'
4. ???
5. i am DISAPPOINT!!

>laptopping in the taxi

this is my fetish

Moot, stop name fagging to keep up a thread that, if posted anonymously, would be saged to death.
Do you even post here anonymously?

I had a friend who sat next to Scarlett Johanssen on a plane.

God must just hate you or something.

>>8524617

Why should he?

He's moot, king of 4chan... or something.

>>8524603

You asked, hence not the right guy for the job.
Join the unemployment line!

>>8524617
Yes

I do sometimes

OH MOOT YOU CARD, YOU...OH YOU, OH MOOT, YOU CARD, YOU JUST, OH YOU, YOU'RE SILLY, YOU KNOW THAT, JUST PLAIN SILLY... OH MOOT, YOU'RE SILLY, DID YOU KNOW THAT, JUST "PLANE" SILLY!

>>8524640
...
Seriously... fuck you, moot.

>>8524651
ROFL

You fell for it

>>8524650
Jesus christ, I laughed extremely too much at that.

POSTING IN MOOT THREAD

yay

>>8524656
So that wasn't moot?

so moot lives in queens...

>>8524669
well duh
duhblox

>>8524656
You sound like an asshole.

>>8524683
That's because I am one

I hope you get raped by a hobo

dear god, the anti-christ lives in my backyard.

Hey, Moot.

Why not hire some more Janitors to clean up the /b/ shit that gets posted on other board.

Nearly every specific board is filled with /b/ shit. Clean it up.

moot do u download pronz on your flights??

>>8524747
I thought so too, turns out it was just squirrels.

home sweet home

>>8524783

you gonna jerk off and go to bed moot?

Just like mom left my basement...

>>8524783
Hey moot make me a janitor! hur hur hur!
(no srsly)

moot how you feel about the whole south park anti muslim extremist censorship thing? fags and retards are on the move to be trolling as we speak...

What did you do to amuse yourself on the flight?

I thought moot was gay?!?!

What's going on!?!?!?

mootles, if you really wanted all the fly honeys, you'd travel by bear.

>>8524781
moar like bernie goetz

>>8524802
Hey moot, how do you feel about things and stuff? Sometimes I feel ways about things and I bet you do too.

moot, next time fly southwest.

No assigned seating, so you can chat up a girl in the terminal before boarding and then sit with her.

>>8524814
He isn't gay, he's a faggot.

/r/ the pic of moot fapping

you ARE a cute girl, moot

just sit beside a delicious mirror

>>8524783
get inside me.

moot open your suitcase and post a picture of it

hi mr moot

>>8524834

In before ban.

mosting in a toot phread

also dicks

>>8524859
but he's so attractive.
i want him to make that face when he comes inside me.
or on my face.

>>8524855
>>8524859
Fake moot porn hivemind.

>>8524859
lmfao!!!!!
mootbloxgay

>>8524855

Damn moot, you run 4chan what the hell are you doing taking nudes.

That's like breaking murphy's law a million times over.

turn to channel 7, kristen stewart is looking really hot in this tight dress.

>>8524872
I deleted the other picture, just seem kind of pointless to have two right after the other. :/

>>8523778
next time try the popeye's chicken stacker

>>8523972
ilu2

>>8524459
visiting a lady friend :3

>>8524401
i am not brown so this does not happen to me

>>8524810
internetted

question for moot were you flying out from newark on march 21? or thereabouts?

>>8524919
nope.

>>8524928
thanks.
thought i saw you in the security line, must have been mistaken

Look here, Moot

>>8524770

Make me a janitor or mod on /u/? It'll be a fun and sexy time for me.
or /a/?
doooo eeeeet

Moot. You said that you don't get general subject emails.
I emailed you asking if you had a DS, and what your favorite games are in an attempt to make conversation.
You never emailed me back. Why?

Whats your stance on the muslim/SouthPark thing going on moot?

You've never been seated by one by chance. Most probably don't travel alone, and request to be seated with their companion. Airplane rape would suck for them I guess.

>>8524928

Moot if your plane crashed on a desert island and you could only browse one board and carry one book and have one person from the plane survive, wat do?

Hey moot can I report those shitty draw your life threads as rule violation? Will jans/mods do anything if I do?

>>8524951
Because you're a dumbass.

moot can each board get custom rotating banners

please

I remember I had to sit next to a down syndrome fuck on a plane. We later had the best sex of my life in the airplane washroom.

>>8524961
What the fuck does a plane crashing have to do with the question then?

Whats your favorite sandwich moot?

I was next to a cute little asian girl on my last flight. Felt good.

ITT: Moot makes a thread, turns into a Q&A thread

>>8524961
>>8524976

Well I'm saying he'd be stuck on that faggot island, and could only browse one board on his internet because of the electromagnetic feilds and the smoke monster, and only one person that was on the plane other than him survived, and he could only take one item from the plane wreckage before it blew up.

Also L O S T.

moot please ban me from this shit hole of a site so I can do something productive with my time.

Moot, you never reply to my e-mails.

we'll meet again

some sunny day

HATE US ALL

>>8524965
And how am I a dumbass? Indulge me.

thank you moot. because of you, I have a home.

MOOT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL GET THREADS ON /b/?

ALSO THE "PLEASE WAIT TO DELETE YOUR POST" THINGY GETS ANNOYING IF I MAKE A GENUINE MISTAKE AND NEED TO DEL

>>8525017
and because of you, i am not alone

>>8524928
Mootles when are you going to be in the midwest? Anytime soon?

>>8524993
>>8525016
trolls trolling trolls in a moot thread

>>8525026
gay. real gay.

>>8525017
>>8525026

You fgts are making me cry.

>>8524983
Cute little Asian girl here who has the bad luck to always get seated next to some fat creeper every time she goes for an aeroplane ride.

The dude invariably tries to strike up a conversation with me even when I have my headphones on and usually doesn't get the hint until I take my sunglasses out and put them on.

itt cult of personality

Hey, Moot, have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Hey moot do you wanna hang out sometime? I'm always in manhattan or brooklyn, but I never have any bros to hang out with. Be my friend? <3

>>8525026
How did you internet on a plane? Do they have internet on a plane now?

>>8525055
He's going to kill you.

>>8525062
Tachyons, bro, dem fucking tachyons.

>>8525039
>Groupofmenlaughing.jpg
SHE THINKS SHES CUTE CAUSE SHES AZN LOL

>>8525072
>>8525062
some airlines have now

How long is your flight?

yo moot where you living in the city now? I swear I'm not going to have a bunch of niggers break into your home and rape you

>>8525083
Then why won't men leave me alone?

Hey Moot thanks for 4chan gives me somethimg to kill the hours.

stay the fuck out of my butterfinger thread, mootles.

>>8525104

IT IS HEEERE

>>8524288

>>8525108
because they're lonely, and you're a warm female body?

>>8525108
Because they think you're a cheap tranny hooker.

moot, what would it take for you to go gay?

moot when will you clear the r9k filter?

And i believe the muteblocking is terrible as it already doesnt allow you to post something thats already written

AND

we cant post our ideas for another half hour - hour :(

There are currently 16 million pasty neckbeard nerds furiously f5'ing this thread right now.

>>8525143
About tree fiddy and a hershey bar

>>8525143
He already is.

>>8525143

He has a boyfriend... O.o

Why didn't you just tell the girl you thought she was truly beautiful and asked her out for dinner? The worse that could happened is she would say 'no'. Not a big deal.

Moot, take my advice if you want.

>>8525122
>>8525121
Whichever. Whether you'll find me cute or not, either way I'm a commodity for the sole sake of owning a vagina. May as well act up the b&w act while I still can.

Hey moot, I sent you an e-mail a while back asking about why mobile browser are blocked like some foreign ISPs are. I never heard back from you and /g/ just trolled the fuck out of me when I asked them.

I'm just curious...

>>8525181
Post pics. So we can judge.

You are a pretty cool guy. You handle the trolls easily and gracefully; hard to do sometimes. Congrats on 4chan.

>>8523750
moot, maybe one day we'll sit next to each other and fly off in the sunset together... with mother fucking kittens, of course.

>>8525153
way 2 true
massive lolling

I hope your talking to her about how cool you are and how comfy the place is that you're staying once you get there. gl moot!

a non sticky moot thread on my r9k!?

So how was the airline food?

What is this fake moot faggotry, that trip isn't even a fucking secure one.

Goddamn all you just got trolled.

I can't believe moot was in Atlanta and he didn't say anything. I totally would have bought you a drink, moot.

Oh well, not that I blame you for leaving.

>>8524403

Is totally right ( ;_;)

>>8525231
He knows he is loveds

>>8525276
but but.. this is above the atmosphere! who knows if 4chan even exists up there!!!

tl:dr play with her titties tonight!!! raaawr

Soon we'll be seeing posts from moot's new girlfriend here. She'll be the penultimate attention whore of /r9k/.

It will be glorious.

>>8525324
Awww, cute. You don't look too bad, even friendly, like you want to meet new people. All the time. Without asking =P

>>8524967
best sex i had on an airplane. his anus felt like my mother's purple velvet bedsheets. he had never been with a latin man like myself before. i will never forget flight 1097 out of newark liberty.

>>8525324
Not cute... Not cute at all.

>>8525324

My initial thought.. HAHAHHAHAHA.

Do not want.

>>8525377
Yeah, and I also love it when people invade my personal space to peek over my shoulder and look at what I'm reading, and then try to make awful jokes about an experience they had in high school English class. It's the absofuckinglutely best when the fat guy next to me finally falls asleep after drinking his soda and eating the free airline pretzels and his sweaty hairy leg is mashed right next to me. Awesome.

>>8525324

You're cute!

bloxors

>>8525454
So, whatcha readin? I remember this one time in English class when I had to make a speech. Worst time ever...

but you are still too easy to troll :( we have /adv/ for a reason.

perhaps it's time for MCDONALDS REDUX GET. this is going to be a fun summer~