Shit sucks man.
Also, most people here don't even speak english, so you better know how to speak spanish, at least.

Brazil?
HUEUEHAUEHEUA GIB MONEIS

>>8504039

Well yeah obviously the language thing, I've got the opportunities right now that I could learn Portuguese before going (not that I'd go, this is just daydreaming).

What exactly about it causes you to say it sucks though? The poverty springs to mind, true, but there's got to be some cultural things going on there you couldn't experience otherwise.

don't do it.

there's no one here with an IQ over 120 that actually likes Brazil.


seriously.


also, we can make this a "ask a brazilfag anything" thread, I'm here for another half hour.

I'd definitely like to visit one day because I'm a capoeirista but I dunno if I'd want to live there.

>>8504086
Lol no, the only things worth in Brazil are the ones that mimics american/european lifestyle. You're better where you are.
Why do you think 99% of the population there wants to move to the US or europe?

BT? BT?

U GIB CREDTS PLS? I REPORT YU

HUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA

>>8504107

here.

just to let you know: Brazil's average IQ is 87.


Also, in Brazil technology fields suck.

in fact, only last year the production os PS 2s was allowed in here (very vew of us actually have PS3/360's, and xlive doesn't work here, neither does itunes).

you'd get paid around 3-5k in our currency, and that's because you're from NA.


and yeah, you'd have to learn english, I'd say maybe 1% of us speak decent english.

>>8504086
Well, our culture is based on poverty. I'm sure you have watched Elite Squad.
There are also other bad things. Weather is one of them. But of course, it's a relatively big country so you get some diversity on that. And, related to this size matter as well, you would be able to choose many places to come and visit. What exactly are your wishes?

OOOH and I must tell you one good thing. As a "gringo" you would probably get lots of sluts all over you. Again, it's our culture.

>>8504135

capoeira isn't that common in here.

we do mostly judo, tae kwon do and karate...

It's hard to imagine a nation of millions who just spend all day wanting to give it up and go somewhere better. What about making your own nation better and building upon your preexisting culture?

ITT: teenagers living in Brazil have the oportunity to tell 4chan how shitty their country is.

>>8504185
well if I get the chance to visit i'll be going specifically for that so I'd go to the academies and shit.

>>8504173

I was just interested in the idea of living in a different country with a fundamentally different view and living that life. I'd integrate poorly (and probably die, being comparatively weak to the natives) in Africa or Asia, but South America is covered in settler nations so one more white guy with an accent to his portueguese/spanish wouldn't be a big deal.

There's not really as much work to be done in North America or Europe, things are alright. Being patriotic to a struggling nation is kind of a neat dream because you can imagine working to make it better.

>>8504173

well, to get good weather, you'd have to go live up the hills, in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I live in southernmost Brazil, and it gets easily 30-40 C in here (like 80-110 F I think)

closest place that has actually good weather is in Gramado, it's up some mountains, tourist city, not sure if there's anywhere there where you could work with computer related stuff.


also

>implying our bitches choose who they fuck

>>8504252
well they think foreigners are rich bro

Oh dear, dear God. OP seriously, don't listen to the self-loathing brazilfags. They have no inkling of nationhood or love for their own country. Please discredit their opinion. It is a nice country, very pretty. You would easily attain a great job due to being foreign and having a technical background which is lacking in the internal market. I think, however, you should seek the landlocked cities, specially Sao Paulo. Odds are you'll receive better treatment there. But if you want to lead a more tourist-like lifestyle and can tolerate the heat, just pick any of the seaside ones. The people will be friendly and accommodating as a general rule and it won't cost you much considering comparative costs of living. All in all it's a nice experience, if it doesn't work you can just go back home.

>>8504186

nope, whoever says "everyone wants to live brazil" is obviously middle class or higher (that's bellow 40% of our population)

thing is: brazilianfags are amongst the most "settled" people in the world. meaning as long as poorfags (people living with less than 1k a month) get to watch soccer and party during carnaval, they will just keep working 16 hours a day for shitty money. I mean, they bitch about it, that's for sure, but they do nothing to change it. they're fucking lazy, and the government tricks everyone with gay entertainment like soap operas or fucking soccer.

>>8504208

derp

imagine this everyday now you wanna go

>>8504333

you're obviously a foreigner.

over half of our country lives on minimum wage. Brazil DOES suck, unless you come here with cash or a full foreign education.

yes, OP has all that, but fgs HE'S A 4CHANFAG, no 4chanfag would actually like brazil, since we don't party, don't go to the beaches and stay online all day long (and our ISPs aren't the greatest, that's for sure)


oh also, if you like watching TV, forget about that.

there's not a single show that gets here with less than 2-3 months delay, even if you have both cable and satellite.

still, our government puts down a lot of piracy website. only thing we can do is piratebay with our shitty ISPs.

>>8504348
So you're saying that, 40% wants to leave, and the rest doesn't because they are mindless, retarded creatures that can't see how much their life sucks?

>>8504348

shit, i'm retarded.

>leave brazil

>>8504377

bloxxderpbloxx

>>8504449

yeah, that's about it, except I think it's over 40%, but I don't wanna risk exaggerating.

>>8504441
My god you MUST be trolling. 9/10.

>>8504479

i mean, bellow 40%


i'm a retard bloxxbloxx

>>8504496

where do you live in brazil?

Okay, I'm half Brasilian, and I live in Texas. Here the deal with Brasil - I think it is an amazingly awesome place to VISIT, say for maybe a couple of months, but I would not live there. And the only reason I'm saying it's a good place to visit is because my family over there is rich, most of them are successful lawyers, one of my uncles worked for the government doing some weird computer thing, and two of my cousins married millionaires.
In other words, I love visiting because they have money. If you're a foreigner and you don't know anyone there, or the language, or the culture, or how to get around, you probably should not go. Yeah, >>8504173 is right, you'll have hoes clawing at you for your balls, but you'll definitely get some kind of sticky hot painful disease from them.
And do. NOT. GO. To Sao Paulo. Unless you have a good reason. I have a lot of family down there and it is INCREDIBLY CONGESTED. You have NO IDEA what congestion is until you see Sao Paulo.

Even if there's a lot of samefagging in this thread, I'd never think there would be this many brazilians on r9k.

The amount of retarded incorrect shit in this thread is incredible.
People should read a little before saying crap they know nothing about.

>>8504530

we're 5 in this thread I think.

most of it is me samefagging because i've got nothing better to do.

also, WE HAVE NO HEROES OF NEWERTH SERVERS, SO YEAH THAT SUCKS

>>8504513
Floripa.

>>8504554

the fuck are you on about?

bloxxthisucksbloxx

>>8504107
119fag here, and even I wouldn't want to live in Brazil!

There's much better S.America countries; like Peru or Argentina!

>>8504496
lol, he's not
i have to download tv shows in order to watch them.

>>8504566

oh, that's cool actually.

if I don't make out of here before 30, I'm definately gonna go live over there.

it's probably one of the best planned cities in Brazil.

inb4 it gets overpopulated, though, lots of favelas getting born over there lately.

>>8504441
Nope, Brazilian. Born and raised. However, I have moved around enough to know my own country. I still recommend it, specially because I don't think OP would consider moving to a country that he knows is a third world one in order to access the internet. Also, why would minimum wage affect the OP? He clearly intends on working with computers. Considering the percentage of the population that can afford a computer and the internet, we spend an extremely considerable amount of time online (we did not earn our fame for nothing), so there should be plenty of work for the OP. Also, while media does suffer a certain lag, it also suffers in every country (and that includes European ones in the case of American media and vice-versa). Also, you are severely misinformed about our piracy skills. Brazil is one of the most potent media pirates in the world. There are plenty of Brazilian websites to download all you might ever want to. You should be very well aware of how numerous our informal third sector is. My recommendations stands.

>>8504605

well, they definately are better to live, as in life quality is better etc.

but goddamn, argentinos are fucking ugly.

one thing is true, OP: we got the best girls in latin america.


if you're into butterfaces, you should come here, I care too much about faces so I think american/european girls are prettier, though.

OI GALERE, TUDO BEM?!??1
RSRSRSR

>>8504526
Ditto on the congestion. Shit's unbelievable. Go south!

>>8504664

tl;dr: you agree with me that everything sucks except beaches and bitches.


what download website are you using?

>>8504680

OIOIO AMIK QUER TC/ RERERE

>>8504709
>doens't know how to pirate

>>8504709
Well, perhaps you should have read. We disagree completely. If you have not yet learned to use google, I won't teach you.

another brazillian here

don't do it. This country sucks.

my ex lives in brazil and wants to move to the US bad.

>>8504753

derp.

I just don't like torrents, prefer to download RMVB on Megaupload and to find that shit I have to mostly use Orkut (the facebook kind of website we sorta took over) but the links just keep failing and it takes like 1-2 days after show was released to actually find it.

also, without subs is impossible because your government fags take it all out. :/

it probably smells like you think it would smell

hot

they probably use knives on people

>>8504794
.rmvb is so fucking brazilian.

>>8504794
>he uses ORKUT to find links to pirate!

>>8504766

you agree with me that most of Brazil is poor and fucked up, you agree with me that internet sucks, you agree with me that TV is lagged, you disagree with me that our piracy is getting taken down (although it is, brazilseries is gone since last month I think)


you're only supporting OP's idea because you are obviously into getting drunk every weekend, getting AIDS and helplessly getting tanned every summer, which is, IMO, the opposite of a 4chanfag who does computer shit.


to OP, however: if you ARE, in fact, into AIDS, hot beaches and butterfaces, what the hell are you waiting for? only south africa is better at that than us!

>>8504794
Wait, you PREFER rmvbs?

>>8504864

yeah it is, actually, because most AVI are on torrents and again, I dislike torrents.

>>8504840

it's the easiest and quickest way to do it when it comes to popular tv shows, derp.

>>8504875

why would I not?

Brazilian here giving my two cents:

Pros:

Climate.
Food is cheap.
You can party hard without worrying about cops or whatever.
Nice people. Really. Before I visited various contries in Europe I thought this was bullshit, but brazilians are really nice in general.

Cons:

Expensive electronics.
Thievery depending where you live.
Bad public education, bad public transport towns, bad public healthcare system, etc.

If you're poor you're pretty much fucked. If you're rich, Brazil can be a nice place for you.

Personally, I am from what is considered middle upper class in Brazil, with my parents making more than 3,5 thousand dollars every month, so my life is pretty sweet.

>>8504929

well, I give up then.

everyone in this thread is obviously a partying nigger (oh yeah, we have a FUCKLOAD of niggers in here, unfortunatelly)

I hate the weather, dealing with people, the parties and the booze, so I hate this place and would rather live in an individualist competitive society like USA.

bye.

>>8504929
cheap food?
I don't think so, Tim