> Doing nothing
> Know what I'd like to happen
> Live with parents
> No friends
> University degree (BSc with hons)

doing nothing here

feeld good bro i dont give a fuck

>Doing nothing
>Don't wash
>No money
>Stalk women in Gamestop
>Never buy anything
FUCKING GAMESTOP

oh yay, an utter failure thread.

I love these.

Finally, someplace I can feel at home!

Well, the lack of job opportunity isn't helping my motivation.

What exactly does doing nothing mean? I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere, but I'm trying.

Late 20's, haven't worked in 10 years, HS drop out and lives off of disability checks. Do I win?

> Doing nothing
> No prospects
> Living with parents
> Zero friends
> No job or responsibilities

> _

This is exactly me, including both bonus points. Feels bad, man.

My only redeeming quality is that, while I am an asocial basement dwelling friendless NEET virgin, there is a powercage and olympic weight set in my basement anlong side my computer. I have absolutely no social skills, to the point where I physically shake if I have to talk to a girl, but I have the body of a male underwear model.

I think this may actually make me more pathetic, as I can't blame my situation on being physically repulsive.

( ._.)

I had to visit my high school guidance counselor four times a year who, from freshman year, constantly asked what I was going to do with my life.

This test said I'd do something in performing arts, so he was always like, "Well, from this test you should do something in *slight disappointed look in his face*... performing... arts."

Dunno, kind of want to teach music or something, but that's a terrible field atm.

anyone else play videogames all day?

Get jobs, scum

>>8490133

no.

bonus points for virginity.
bonus points for living off parents and or welfare.

Doing nothing, feels bad man

>>8489955
post pics
dick or gtfo

Graduated almost a year ago, still don't have a job, never been employed, and have 2 friends that I actually hang out with regularly. I spend my days playing video games and browsing 4chan. I'm pretty sure both of my parents are disappointed in me.

You know. I go to Yale. My classmates are shaping policy, organizing charities, running businesses; compared to some of them, I'm doing jack shit.

Thanks for reminding me that in comparison to the world, I'm fuck awesome.

>>8490352
This is exactly me except for the two friends part.

>finished college in '08
>had a job briefly, then financial meltdown later that year
>been unemployed since
>deciding between trying to pursue something in my field yet again, or military
>play pokemon gold and watch movies all day

Feels worse when you look around you and see that your friends own townhouses and are about to get married, and you're spinning wheels at age 23.

>>8490371

Nah.

You are a faggot.

Enjoy responsibilities.

>>8490371
Lol you mean you don't go to Harvard?

>>8490371
This is exactly me except I go to a different top-10 university

>>8490404

Got in. Chose Yale.

Spend a few days on both campuses, and you'd understand my decision.

I dropped out of regular high school and I'm doing some distance High School thing now where they give you a module then you do it at home and hand it in and take a test, I only come in like every 2 weeks for a couple hours.

I have some really bad social anxiety, no friends at all, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life, and I'm pretty depressed because I'm wasting what is supposed to be the best years of my life and I can't bring myself to do anything about it.

My dad is supportive but I know he's disappointed in me, my parents divorced when I was 15 and I refuse to have anything to do with my mom or sister. My dad's girlfriend and two sons who are in elementary school live with us. A lot of the time I feel too nervous to even leave the basement, I see my dad for like 10 minutes a day and I try to only go upstairs when they're asleep. I don't think his girlfriend likes me all that much, but she is pretty nice.

I spend most of my time on 4chan, watching tv shows, movies or anime, or playing CSS or sometimes WoW, I usually sleep during the day and am awake at night.

>dropped out high school
>virgin
>some acne
>loser
>awkward as fuck
>live with father, havent seen mother for years because i hate her she raised me like crap and gave me a shitty childhood
>depressed
>thinking about a hero often
>i could go on
oh well

>>8490433
What time do you sleep? I sleep at 9:00 AM and wake up at 6:00 PM.

>>8490398
>are about to get married
>implying thats a good thing
oh wait! normalfags! nevermind

>>8490445
Hang in there man.

Oh, hello there.

....

Yeeup. Soo...

>Dropped out of college in 04
>Tried going back in 06, dropped out a few months later.
>Tried going back in 08, dropped out 2 months later
>Back in school right now. The pattern will likely finish, I already have shit motivation.
>I'm a retail drone with no potential for advancement, I make $11.50/hr and haven't had a girlfriend in 9 months

Feels bad bros.

>>8490433
you are my hero, i love you, i dont know why but i do, maybe i see my self in you

You fucks need to get off your asses and go join the fucking Army.

Moved out of my parents house a year and a half ago, living with my awesome girlfriend, working a slightly better than minimum wage job, and...that's it. No plans to go anywhere from here. Don't get me wrong, my life is awesome right now, but sooner or later she'll get sick of my lack of motivation and I'll just be another guy, living alone, working a shit job until I die. Enjoying it while it lasts.

>>8490536
I'm sure they would take me with my asthma and flat feet.

hahahaha dropped out. and virgin, living in parents house. no job. no car. on /b/ most of the time

all true sadly

>>8490478

I think marriage is shit, and in all likelihood, my friends who are in their mid-20s are probably going to fail at theirs. Still, they are much better off socially than I will ever be for the most part.

>>8490561

Asthma don't mean shit. I've got horrible asthma and still manage to keep up 3 sports.

>>8490561

Go check.

My feet are flatter than shit, and I was fine. I've even got some nice, custom-made arch supports that the brace shop at Blanchfield ACH made for me.

>>8490594
>army
>sport
the army does gives a shit

>>8490536

The funny thing is that the Army, along with the other armed forces branches, have pretty much met their recruitment goals and are actually turning away people in some cases. I should have jumped on that bandwagon several years ago when they were practically begging people to enlist.

>>8490627

'Practically'?

They were giving $20-40,000 bonuses for 4-6 year contracts in just about fucking anything.

Yeah, yeah you should have.

However, comma, you're never gonna fucking know until you go check.

I was pretty successful for a few years--got into college, produced a lot of work, made new friends, kissed a bunch of girls, lived on my own, etc.

Then my mental illness decided to spring back into action and now I live in my parents' basements, no classes, no job, afraid to leave the house, drink and 4chan all day long. Sleep all day, up all night, sick all the time.

I know I'll get better eventually (I'm getting therapy and switching up my meds atm) but right now shit sucks.

>>8490627
For awhile they would give you $40k to enlist in infantry or some other combat-likely field. That's in addition to your normal pay, a $40k signup bonus. With the shitty economy, a lot of people thought that sounded like a pretty damn good deal even to dodge bullets.

When Obama said he was going to end the war a lot of people did the math in their heads and decided to join up figuring that they'd go to basic, play in the sand for a few weeks, then Obama would send them home. Joke was on them.

...But not really. Honestly, a lot of people I know (I live in San Diego, feels like everyone I know is in the military) come home from Iraq and say they literally didn't do shit the entire time they were there.

I sit at my computer.
I eat food.
I sleep.

And that's fucking it.

>>8490536

Cmon mate, I wouldn't even make it through basic training. They aren't going to want some antisocial weird shit with no muscle or fat to speak of.

>no clue what to do with life
>tons of interests, unsure of which to pursue
>high school dropout
>have no friends
>don't work

20 years old.
Never had a job
Virgin
No friends
I have a pretty good idea what I'm going to do tomorrow
Lately Ive been Spending most of my time collecting content for my website, and spamming 4chan to get visitors

>>8490649

I spoke with an active duty recruiter, who said to forget about any kind of enlistment bonuses. The impression I received from the rest of the appointment is that their ranks are more or less filled and he couldn't care less about hiring.

>For awhile they would give you $40k to enlist in infantry or some other combat-likely field.

Yeah, that would have been fucking sweet, although at the time, I was hell bent on finishing my degree and that didn't even seem like an option to me.

Oh well, if we launch a ground campaign into Iran, perhaps we'll see some of these lovely bonuses again.

I'm pretty sure the army now requires, if you're a high school drop out, to do the two years of community college to build up credits to serve.

and honestly, by that point, why the hell would you join the army?

>>8490754
I love you man what's your site called?

>>8490763

Yeah, exactly. It's funny how a lot of jobs which didn't require college credit are now asking for them.

Don't worry, the reverse is almost as bad. I'm in my early 20s and devoting almost every waking hour to my job.

> 19
> In college, 3.4 GPA, interested in graduate studies
> Living with parents.
> Zero friends, talk with a few people in class and that's it.
> No job or responsibilities, I just study all day and play video games.
> Never been laid or even kissed by a girl, but so far in every term for at least some period of time I have had at least one girl try to pursue me.


I consider myself a loser.

>>8489927
>>8489927
>>8489927

HOW DID YOU GET DISABILITY!?!?!?

My dad was schizophrenic/bipolar and I've developed racing thoughts and I'm beginning to hear voices, i also talk to myself a lot....if you watched me in the shower, its like a fucking monologue.

At first i was excited because i was JUST LIKE MY DAD!!! but then i couldn't fucking stop daydreaming.

I estimate i've had 10 daydreams while writing this.

Anyways, how did you get disability, I'm gonna apply for that shit

>>8490797

Hopefully, you're socking away a decent amount of change by doing so.

I'm looking at dying on the streets here in a month or so because it's the only way I'm willing to commit suicide without people figuring out that it was the entire purpose.

>>8490767
>>8490767
Paintcomics.com

i'm also >>8490807

I get excited by these threads.

>>8490835

I love these comics, thanks for archiving them.

>>8490433
>and I'm doing some distance High School thing now where they give you a module then you do it at home and hand it in and take a test, I only come in like every 2 weeks for a couple hours.

I did that too, and I failed horribly with it, biggest mistake I ever made. Would wind up doing the work the day before having to go, eventually wound up behind. Was in 9th grade when I should have been in 11th, lol. That's when I decided to get my GED.

>BSc, summa cum laude, May '09
>Been living with Mom and Dad after graduation for almost a full year now unemployed career-wise
>Considering going back to school for a Masters, starting Spring semester '11

>>8490879

I doubt a masters is really going to help, if anything you'll just rack up more debt.

>>8490850
>>8490850
You're very welcome.

26 years old, don't work and hardly get out. I want to go back to college soon, but I'm irrationally scared of talking to people to apply and transfer credits and all that. I'll probably try through email. I don't even know what to study.

I had been drinking myself stupid for about 5 years, but I recently quit and I feel like I have a much better shot at getting my shit together now.

>>8490691

We've won in Iraq. The surge worked.

Afghanistan's where shit's picking up, with these spring offensives they've had going on.

>>8490835
Fucking bookmarked!

>>8490699

What the fuck do you think I did before I joined?

And I was a fucking fatass. 230lbs of fucking lard, and now I bounce between 195-205, most of it muscle.

Quit trying to talk yourself out of shit, unless you want to continue sitting on your ass, not doing a fucking thing with your life.

>>8490917
Part of me (the irrational problem-solving side) just wishes we could go back to our most primal bloodthirsty roots for like, a week, and literally just cover the middle east with nukes.

PROBLEM
SOLVED.

>>8490956

What's your MOS?

>>8490917

lol... fucking moron

>>8490761

I meant you'd never know if they'd take you, until you check..You're NOT going to get a bonus, unless maybe you enlist for EOD or whatever that straight-to-SF program is...And even then, I wouldn't be expecting anything

>>8490971
It'd be nice. Then we could rebuild and they'd be like the Japanese, can't get enough of our American cocks.

>20 years old
>Hasn't completed High School
>Never once had a job. Not even a paper route.
>Has 0 friends. Not a single god damn one.
>No driver's license, either
>Virgin
>Homosexual
>Very overweight


Yeah, I'm pretty sure I win this thread.

>Do nothing
>no job/school/girl/money/car/skills
>live with mom
>never see/talk to friends so it's basically the same
>no idea what I wanna do
>browse web at night
>family is worried
>I don't really give a fuck but I want some new clothes and cash

>>8490974

Military Police

>>8490978

Riiiight, because you've been there so many times, right?

im 30 and addicted to pcp

>graduated highschool
>didnt take sat
>work minimum wage for 3 years
>cant apply for college because I didnt take the sat
>4chan

>>8491018
The first step is admitting your addicted.

wow... I belong here. I've reached the point in life where I realize that nothing I do will matter. I have no desire to exist but like a bad train wreck I can't tear myself away.(fucking internet) I'm hoping to slowly rot away or develop a terminal illness soon.

>>8491141
That's a good plan.

>>8490902
You really think so?

I'm not doing anything right now, but I do have a plan for the future. A plan that I will probably never see through to fruition. But it's good to hope.

Also, give me dem bonus points.

>>8491141
You should go out scaring people.

Hide in the bushes next to a sidewalk, and jump out and say RAAAAAAAAA

and then lol

>>8490398
This is me, except I work part-time in retail and I graduated a year ago. I keep telling myself to do *something* useful, but I haven't applied for anything since October.

Also virgin, living with parents, no driver's license and skinny as hell.

I honestly don't see the point in our existence. There's nothing with substantial evidence that suggest we have a divine or grand purpose. Everything we do will eventually turn to dust, we seem to only cause grief and interfere with other people's lives. Our only real goal is to spread the seed and continue the species, but we're so over populated that this is no longer a priority. All of life, society, creations, it's one big effort to impress the opposite sex, We are simply nothing more than fuck crazy animals. I for one have no desire to breed or pass on my lineage so I forfeit the only thing that validates my existence. The only reason I have to continue, is to make sure people on the internet know they are wrong.

>>8491288
That was beautiful, man.

>literally doing nothing with your life at the moment, and you have no idea what you will do in the future.

>Bonus points for being a high school drop-out and or having no friends.

This is me. But at least I'm not a virgin.

>>8491288
We are simply chemical processes and nothing more however that doesn't prevent me from engaging in activities that make me feel good.

>>8491288

Oh, I forgot, Pokemon. Yes, making sure people know they are wrong and pokemon..... keeps me goin'....gotta catch em' all.... pokemon.

>>8491321
I would trade my diploma for some punetang.

since i cant get anything else with it....

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how I love /r9k/...

>>8491342

Don't get me wrong, It's great. But extremely overrated.

I was in college this year but pretty much didn't go. I'm moving to Vancouver this summer. I do have friends but nowadays I barely hang out with them, maybe once a week or so. I usually just fuck around on 4chan and play video games. I work 8 hours a week.

>>8491557
Your kind doesn't belong in this thread.

my mind is rotting

>20
>parent's basement
>not in college due to money
>i'm ok with this, since last semester I failed a class and got C's in others because of no motivation.
>will go back eventually and graduate and probably return to the basement

Thing is, I'm actually pretty content being a basement dweller. I honestly have no ambition, and personally I'm alright with that, though nobody else is. And I can understand why.

>>8491636
I know what you mean. I wish it could last forever.

21, no college, full time job, live with gf. Dont really seem to be going anywhere. I spose thats just life though

I'm currently busy with school but after this semester there's nothing for me to do in my life until the winter quarter next year because there are literally no more classes for me to take until then. Fucking budget cuts.

>>8490691
>San Diego

It's either military, drug dealing, or service industry here.

>>8491609
Believe me, I have a whole lot of nothing going on in my life right now. My daily routine goes something like this
>wake up around 3 pm
>fap
>4chan
>eat
>4chan
>fap
>vidya
>eat
>4chan
>vidya
>fap
>4chan
>sleep

I don't think my life will go anywhere at this moment, I dropped out of High School at 14 and drifted all across the states. At 17, I got arrested for trespassing into a house because it was too cold to sleep in the dumpster. When I got sent back home I got my GED and enlisted in the military, I excelled in the military and was in route in becoming one of those 7 in 7 guys, I even got to meet ol' Bush. But the one thing that made me bitter and resentful was having my friends dying and the number of people I killed. I got out, I lived in the middle of nowhere, no friends, no job. The GI Bill covers my education. My love as a child was music, I always wanted to play the cello. I try to major in music with no musical background only to be told by my Professor my goals were unrealistic. First semester passed and I'm failing 2 classes, I can't get out of bed some days and I've really considered in just becoming a cop.

>19
>No school/job
>Only hang out with a few people
>Planning on Air Force.

I'm usually busy with hobbies, but this shitty economy guaranties that I'm broke and stuck living with my parents.

>Taking a few classes but no motivation whatsoever.
>never study for exams but always get a C or better anyway
>no friends
>No idea what im gonna do to make a living. have social phobia and awful social skills, who would hire me anyway?
>No friends
>Virgin
>live alone in a small apartment which mommy and daddy are paying for.
>go to class and come home. every day is exactly the same.

>>8491716
>wake up around 4 am
>Browse /r9k/
>8:00am, go down to public shower, (i live by the beach) stand under the water till 9:00
>browse /r9k/ till 12:00
>hunger pains,
>eat
>fap
>browse /r9k/ with remainder.

>>8491978

Here's a genius idea, we all get websites with ads, we click on eachother's ads everyday, make fuck ton of cash, buy our own island, breed raptors.

sounds pretty win to me.

>>8492043

That'd be quite awesome.

>>8492043
Nah, a multi billion dollar corporation like google probably has algorithms and pattern finding programs that will see what we are doing.

You could probably go to several libraries and do it though.

Or you could walk around with a laptop or PSP finding different IP's with wifi. But then again they might notice its from the same area.

Can't you hear me knocking?

>>8492086

way to crush my dreams, man. Feels bad.

>>8491978
I went to your site and clicked on an ad. You owe me.

>>8492138
Its also a felony, just FYI lol

Posting, shit sucks...the most I'm trying to do is work out and find a job. Second one is not yielding any results. Fuck fuck fuck and fuck some more.

> 24
> graduated uni in 09
> angry with economic situation so decided to ride out rest of apartment contract sitting around bbqing and smoking weed all summer
> moved into parents attic
> been up here for 8 months now too depressed to do anything about such a shit situation
> started interviewing, realized i forgot most of the shit i learned in school, laughed at in interviews
> coming up on 1 year after grad and classmates are doing well = i feel even more like shit
> completely uninterested in doing what i majored in
> about to abandon my debt and flee to europe for low paying job and a fresh start.
> have gf of 5+ years that despite all this, loves me unconditionally. bought an engagement ring for her but i can't let myself give it to her while unemployed at home.

wat do?

>>8492244

You're okay, you just need a job.

>>8492221
CHA mother fucking CHING

Graduated high school, and have some excellent friends halfway across the country.

But I'm stuck in a dead-end hick town, not enough jobs to pay rent+food+save up to get out, thinking of just joining the military.

All I do is work, eat, surf 4chan, sometimes talk to people online, and every once in a while I sleep.

>>8492281
Live in car and move to big city, boy.

>>8492244

open your old textbooks and study a bit before you interview.

>>8492086

Google will catch you unless you are very smart about it, which I doubt any of the people in this thread have the background necessary to defraud GOOGLE. It would be like stealing gold from a leprechaun. They make billions off of their ad revenue, and you guys are not the first people to think about doing it. They catch people much more advanced than y'all.

The best way to make money with ads is to go about it legitimately. I'm not going to go into it though because my words will fall on deaf ears

>>8492290
It's like a hundred bucks for me to fly to new york. I'm seriously thinking of doing it and living homeless until I can save up enough for an apartment.

I'm gonna be getting rid of a dresser, and replacing it with shelving. Gee-Long 5 tier shelving to be precise.

Also, I'm teaching someone math, but they're dyscalculic AND dyslexic, so it goes very slowly.

Other than that, no, doing nothing.

>>8492315

Got a car? Drive in the car and live in it in New York city.

Fuck yeah.

This is my thread.

This place was fucking made for me.

>Bonus points for being a high school drop-out and or having no friends.

Fuck yeah! I get bonus points too!

>>8492338
No car. Shit sucks a lot.

>>8492370
Yeah I don't even have a driver's license.

>>8492379

Fly to NY, buy a van, rent private parking then live in the van. No, the cops won't harass you since it's private parking.

>>8492296

software engineering blows cauliflower dick

boring as hell, mentally draining, nearly no personal satisfaction...

at this point i'm 20k in debt and the idea of starting over back to school for something and more debt.... i'd rather eat glass.

I graduated high school a year ago and still don't have my license.
I was able to buy a car descent car with cash right before I got laid off from mowing putting greens at a golf course. (The place was bought out and put under new management, maintenance crew was cut in half.)
I live with my mom, her car died a few months ago so she's driving mine around, I'd love to go and get a job but to do so I need a license so I can drive myself. So far whenever I ask my mom to take me to the d.m.v. she goes batshit insane and threatens to kick me out of the house. I don't get it, I want to get on with my life but my mom has basically been keeping me prisoner. I am at a loss.

I take two classes in community college and I just applied to a couple state schools. I'm also taking steps to improving problems that I've had for half my life.

I guess I'm doing something, but it feels like nothing because I don't have any friends.

>>8492379
Not me, but I don't have one either. I drive without it, never had a problem. Of course, not owning my own car kind of helps...

>>8492398
If I had money for that, sure. Might just rent a shithole of an apartment or something.

>>8492379

Me neither,I have a car but never bothered to get my license,I walk to work instead.I'm 21.

>>8492407
I understand your situation. My mom likes keeping me in my basement and does whatever she can to keep me there.

>>8492407

It's your car, right? Get someone else who is over the age of 21 to sit in the car with you while you drive over there yourself using your learner's permit. She will have no way to stop you. Take the test, get your license, leave.

whole generation pumping gas my ass

we got a big part just sitting on our collective asses right here
>no job
>one whale of a gf
>one friend
>moderate PTSD/depression
>no motivation to get a job once benefits run out
>live with parents

I wish I had a friend and a whalish girlfriend.

>>8492450
I don't go in the basement.
I have a room. But I'm usually not there.
I like to wander around in the woods behind my house, when it gets too late, I get on 4chan.

>>8492450
maybe she fears the empty nest syndrome.

Graduate with degree in graphic design
Internship with decent company but unpaid
Can't find part time job anywhere
Design companies not hiring, still no money for interning
Savings dwindling
Run out of cash, move back in with parents 400 miles away
No friends close by
No companies hiring here either
Depressed as fuck

I can't even remember the last time I bothered doodling.

>>8492500
What the hell do you do in the woods and how long you wander there for, everyday?

>>8492450
I've been asking my mom for months for her tax return so that I can apply for FAFSA and go to college (even if shitty community college). It's past tax day and it's still not done.

Her reason? "I don't want you to leave"

>>8492506
Offer your service on elance.com

I'm 19.

I haven't graduated high school yet because I failed my final English course.

So I am taking it by correspondence, so for over a year now my only responsibility in life has been to finish this one course that some people have done in under a month, so I can get my GED and move on.

My parents have essentially put very little pressure on me at all, every now and then they say I need to work on my English assignments or look for a job but that happens like once every couple weeks or something and it's never serious.

My parents own a taxi company, an apartment complex, and two liquor stores. They recently have wanted to sell one of the stores but first offered to give it to me. I could be 19 and have my own business that is quite successful (They want to sell it because they're trying to retire not because of money). I could actually take over all my parents businesses if I wanted to and make a shit load of money, it would all just get handed over to me.

But at the moment I've chosen not to because I don't want to live in my home town forever because I hate everyone and I don't want to work because I'm lazy so instead I sit inside all day and jack off and play video games and watch anime and movies and post on 4chan.

I kind of want to get my GED, pick something to do, move out and go for it.

But at the same time I'm incredibly comfortable and only get lonely or depressed on rare occasions and even then it's more melancholy, like "look at all the 25 year old self made millionaires, they were following their dreams at the exact same age that I'm doing all this".

Then it passes and I go back to being a useless piece of shit, I can never decide if life is about being happy (if so I get an A+) or if life is about making a difference (In which case I fail miserably).

>>8492518
He's probably in a cult and slaughters animals to appease his god.

>>8492476
Good idea, will set out to do.

>High school dropout
>No job
>No friends irl
>No friends online
>18 and no driver's license
>Live with parents

feelsdepressingman.jpg

>>8492525
I wish I was in your situation. My familie's house is getting foreclosed.

>>8492525
I'd say take the store and ride it out for a bit. If you don't like it you can sell it later. You'd be better off saving money than doing nothing.

>>8492518
I just like to walk around and think.
I do have an interest but I am loathe to discuss it here for fear of being flamed/stereotyped. I like to skateboard, I have been doing it since I was 14 and there's a skatepark within walking distance of my house that I go to every day almost.
I feel very gay having just admitted that.

>>8492545
exactly the same as me. except i'm 19 and female.

>>8492528
Haha, good one but no.
I don't believe in fairy tales of any sort.

17.
Dropout.
Suicidal.
Virgin.
Average looking.
Competley unomotivated to do anything at all.


I guess I'm trying to turn it around. I'm going to start doing those packet thing so I can get my diploma, I got a job at a local theme park. My therapist said maybe I should look into joining americore or whatever it's called... You go around around the country and do random acts of good. Maybe I'd like that. Maybe it would give me something to live for.

>quite literally doing nothing with your life
>you have no idea what you will do in the future
>high school drop-out
>no friends
That's exactly me. Feels good man.

>>8492525

damn you literally got handed yourself a sliver platter.

>>8492524
I do need to take another look at that site. I tried crowdSPRING for a while (similar site) with no success.

Currently I'm trying to sell prints of my paintings, which seems to show some promise. If anything I can make my next few loan payments. I wouldn't be such a mess if I could get out and see my friends every now and then, but its mostly just my parents now.

Blurry pic related. My prints.

>>8492612
Also, I have a couple friends, they are concerned about me. I wish that I could say that their caring motivated me, but it doesn't. It's just another thing to add to the list of shit that should make me incredibly motivated but doesn't.

I have no car. No liscence. But I'm going to next month ish. I want to try just a couple things before I write myself off.

>>8492592

>I like to skateboard, I have been doing it since I was 14 and there's a skatepark within walking distance of my house that I go to every day almost. I feel very gay having just admitted that.

Dude what the fuck that's probably one of the coolest things I've ever heard someone say.

How many people can really say they'll skate or die.

>>8492634
How much do you charge?

>>8492506
Sis/Brofist

I'm in the same damn situation :(

>>8492664
When you put it that way..
That helped out bro.
Brofist.
(bloxx)

i do nothing
i don't know what i want to do
i live at home
i am a junior in college with no major
i just want to drop out

19, live with parents, dropped out of college, unemployed, no friends, no license, virgin, can't function without meds.

yawn

>>8492654
so
here I am, drinking another days sorrows away, expressing myself on the Internet as I have no other skills.

No paintings of grief, poems if lamentation for days gone past, no sorrowful songs of a modern day siren.

Us, the unskilled, the less than average, communicating in a way that is competley ordinary in every fashion.

I raise my glass to you, /r9k/, I hope deep down that we all find our own deluded reasons for staying on this plane.

>>8492667
$15 a pop. Main issue I'm facing is taking down orders. If I was more tech savvy, I'd set up a shopping cart system on my website. I've considered Etsy, but I'd rather avoid their fees. I'm close to caving in and using them though.

Anyway, if you want a better look, here's my website:

www.jaytherobot.com

Drop me an email if you really want one. I'll keep you up to date on how to order once I get everything set up.

I used to have an awesome life. Did well in high school, had friends, girls liked me, life was good.

Then I graduated, friends all moved away, family moved too. That was in '08.

Now I live at home, do fucking nothing, and can't find a friend or a job or anything and want to just die.

>>8492767
Also I am sorry for the bad spelling and grammar. I an intoxicated.

yeah , im planning to become a cop or a fireman or something that will help society or something ... yeah right keep believing they said

>>8492692
Sisfist? lol

What did you get you degree in?

Thinking about enlisting in the military to get out of this mindlessness.

EOD or something fun and dangerous, that way if I die, at least I'll be doing something, and if I live, i'll have some cool stories.

And if I'm in between, I can always use that as an excuse to an hero.

>>Turned 24 this week
>>Only in 2nd year of university
>>15k of savings
>>Have a car and license
>>Live with dad and sister in rental
>>Virgin
>>Never had a girlfriend
>>Make $45k/year selling hardwood floors
>>Another 2.5 years to go in school

Not so bad I guess, I'm not a social person so I'm not too concerned with the lack of GF or real friends. I pretend to be the popular guy at work and school and I'm convincing at that.

When I finish my degree (geology) I can land a pretty solid job ($80k), but I don't see the point of going through life alone....:( Yet I'm not lonely. My dilemma.

>>8492523
lol me too! They gave it to my little sister but I've been asking for it so I can get fafsa since last year. This is all after the've already given my collage saving I saved from working 2 jobs off to my sis as well. Mom tells me all the time I shouldn't try to do collage and just get a local job at the grocery stores. shit sucks

I'm 25 btw.

>>8492870

24 years old virgin.

>> frown face.

Get yourself a hooker.

>>8492870

Why are you even posting in this thread?

Do you just like to read your own posts or what?

You don't even slightly fit the criteria of the OP.

>>8492818
Um, graphic design.

Thus "same damn situation"

>>8492893

I don't see what a hooker can do that a quick and FREE wank wouldn't...

>>8492902
>>You must post in this thread if you are quite literally doing nothing with your life at the moment

Yeah, that's me.No bonus points though... :(

>>8492914
Could have been something else...

At any rate Brofist to you too. I hope things improve.

>20y old male
>morbidly obese (350 lbs right now, I think)
>live with parents and older sister
>virgin. never been hugged/kissed/held hands yadda yadda
>no friends
>no job
>can't afford college
>rarely leave home anymore
>cry myself to sleep because I can't cope with how much of a failure I am
>play WoW to forget my troubles


I've tried to change, and it didn't work. I'm going to try college one more time, and if it doesn't work out again I'm probably going to take a long walk in the desert and not come back. I hate my life, so, so much.

18, 1 semester of community college behind me that i failed. So really 0 semesters of CC, not going to school right now, never leave the house, kissless virgin, Spends all day on 4chan/ video games, unemployed, severe anxiety, no license. Yup that pretty much sums it all up. Not fat or into anime though so it could be worse and I do actually have a decent amount of friends I just had to move 9 hours away from them so I see them every few months, if that.

>>8492914
>>8492506
Let me third you, designbros. Slightly different situation. Comp Sci degree here. Worked as a designer/web developer for about four years. Got laid off, living at home now, not a lot of prospects. Shit sucks.

Thinking about going back to school for something else. Trying to get into proper illustration from the ground up. My day mostly consists of surfing the net, Netflix-ing and video games.

>>8492876
>they've already given my collage saving I saved from working 2 jobs


That's some fucked up shit man

>>8492934

No it's not you at all. You have a job and you're in school.

Sorry but you can wish all you want but you're not a loser at all, you're banished from the club house until you drop out and lose your job.

>>8490445

pretty much the same as me except i live with my mum.

>>8493017
You are still very young dude....you can change.

>>8493017
Hey you want an online friend? It's not much but I call it getting by.

Background:
>been depressed/mentally ill in some way since I was 12
>stopped going to school in 10th grade
>placed on probation, still do not go
>get sent to mental hospital by court for a year
>after I get out, am homeschooled for 12 grade
>graduate one year late, in 2007

Which leads to right now:

>am 21 years old
>stay in my room 24/7 on 4chan, porn, and watching movies
>zero friends
>haven't ever had even a conversation with a girl
>don't shower
>never held a job
>only contact is with my stepdad, mom, and sister
>am slightly overweight
>so depressed I can't get out of bed sometimes
>am probably turning schizophrenic, I talk to myself, but maybe thats just out of utter loneliness
>no drivers license
>incredibly jaded and bitter
>pray to the atheist god for swift death, I can't kill myself because it would utterly devastate my mother (my father killed himself when I was 7)

But I decided late last year to fix myself. I am going to college in the fall. My mother is paying for the first two years, and I'll be an independent student for FAFSA purposes for my last two so I should get most of that paid for. I'm worried, guys, because despite all of this I'm still completely unmotivated to do anything like exercise, or study up on stuff I forgot in high school, etc. what the fuck is wrong with me.

This can be our official seal, guys....

save it. it might help you one day

I wish I could post in this thread. I really do.

>>8493630
If thats you, you would make the thread by drawing

this >>8493406 on your boob and posting

19 years old
Stopped going to school (2nd term in college)
Work 20 hours a week(About to quit that too)
Lives with parents
No friends
No actual plans for future, but if I have to continue with the gayness of parents/talking and to IRL newfags, im fucked

Doing nothing
No friends
No job
No qualifications
No gf
The worst is I have a very high IQ and have previously spent years working as a programmer and now can't/won't get a job

Doing nothing, NEET.
23-24
live with my mother
soon homeless
no friends, no connections at all

atleast everything is going to end.

I'm 19, have a lovely girlfriend, I'm working 16 hours a week in my gap year and doing a 3-year degree in music performance starting in september. I've got loads of friends and I'm in a fucking sweet band.

>>8494917
That's nice and all but clearly you are in the wrong thread.

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Holy fucking shit, my thread imploded.

Well, it's comforting to know that I'm not the only one that's fucked. I love you arcanine.

>>8489927

Holy shit that's me! Every detail. I feel your pain bro

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I want to hear more failure! It makes me feel better...