Also a good documentary right here by Louis Theroux from the BBC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GATJzAxJ2ww&feature=related

this is my number one incentive to not go to prison

srsly

It's a good question, OP, but I don't think the average robot would feel comfortable answering it.

>>8482735
Louis Theroux fucking rocks.

On a more serious note:
No. L2fap instead of being a bunch of fags.

>>8482777
Well, at least you answer the question then, dickhead.

and thanks.

>>8482778
He tends to conduct himself in an awkward/abraisive fashion - is this his schtick?

Well, I'm bisexual, and so you won't be surprised to hear that the answer's "yes". Sorry for a boring first (?) answer.

>>8482797
Well, that doesn't really count, now does it.

american jails are run by nigger and hispanic prison gangs..

the niggers are all trying to rape whites in us jails, and they are 70%+ of all AIDS cases..

so if you go to jail.. go to a european jail..
or a american state with no niggers

>>8482844
Mm. I just thought I'd bump the thread a bit and at least get something started, sorry.

>>8482855
You don't have to be so apologetic. :|

but thanks.

I'd end up raped.

>nobody's answering my thread fucking cunts
>somebody answers but i don't think they count what a fucking cunt

I'd try to kill myself before I went in. They'd pass me around like a bag of chips. I don't value my life enough to bother with that.

But, hypothetically, we'll assume I'm a big tough guy with several options for a bitch? Yeah, I'll do it.

Yeah, I'd be the raped, not the raper.

>>8482887
You phrase it awfully mean like that. :/

Realistically? Yeah, I'd probably end up doing it, but I'm not going to prey on people like that nigger in that documentary.

>I was watching these documentaries on prison rape for lulz mostly
>I was watching prison rape
>for lulz mostly

Suuuuuure you were

>>8482726
The tough mexican guy from all those films? I only just learned his name the other day from a /b thread with his picture that said 'you've seen me in all those movies but don't know my name'.

>>8483017

Fucking weak. A real man would know Danny Trejo's name.

>>8482735

PART 4 IS BLOCKED.

RAAAAAGE.

doubt there's much raping going on in swefag prisons, so no

I am already gay.

I'd probably be someone's bitch in jail.

But then again, so would everyone else that visits this board.

>Danny Trejo Narrating

Watching despite no real interest in the subject.

>>8483441
Being a /fit/fag myself, id probably be the one raping kids

>>8484019
yeah your ripped 150lbs body and your 200lbs squat will give you mad respect in prison ! lol...

only with true homies do I get my shit pushed in by

>>8484019

Not when you're surrounded by a hundred 6'5', 280 pound niggers. Enjoy your bleeding ass.

Hell, I'm gay and I would be hard pressed to do shit like that. Those prison relationships get abusive sometimes, if you stroke a gangsta the wrong way, he might shank you?
That said, I love gangster type boys

>>8482726
I have.

I was in detention from 15-18 years old. Released when I turned 18, but shortly after was caught once again for shooting a rival gang.

Got 15 years in prison and served 13 of those before being released once again.

So I never knew a woman's touch before turning 29 years old.

I had my share of sissy boys in prison.

I'm a crossdresser. I have many fantasies of going to jail and having some big black dude making me his slut and forcing me to take hormones and get breast implants.

I'm bi but I don't think I'd find a lot of prison guys attractive. They probably all have various STDs anyways. That said, I'm really on the shrimpy side, I'd definitely be the rapee anyways.

>>8484448
unfortunately you're insane and need help. Or do we just kill people like you? LOL

>>8484448
>take hormones and get breast implants.
not gonna happen in prison bro

Watching the documentary and:
"JG was born in Pleasant City, a dangerous slum in the heart of west Palm Beach."
>Pleasant City
>dangerous slum

Of course.

Prison rape is not "funny", it's pretty fucking horrible.

http://reidscones.com/prison/

>>8484474
I am insane. Luckily I have a girlfriend just like me. I'd prefer if you just rape me as opposed to killing me ;-)

>>8484486
hence: fantasy

>>8484486
It's happened. Look up the Richard Speck video.

>>8484559
Who am i to tell? lol buddy you have serious problems. How about being thrown in the loony bin with your girl. Then this will solve all the issues right?

do we just need to lock your kind up away? like seriously you are not fooling anyone but yourselves.

do the rapers in prison know, that the people they rape don't prepare themself properly, you know, like enema or stuff?

>>8484250
That's pretty impressive that you shot an entire rival gang.

coolstorybro.jpg

>>8484579
What's with the hate? I'm just having fun and loving whom I want how I want. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm not some sociopath or psycho killer. I just don't cater to traditional gender roles. Oh well.

I'll punk you out
Make you be my bitch
Let a nig get your shit on his dick
For one cigarette

>>8484592
>shooting at a rival gang
fixed it for you bro

>>8484586
Yeah.
No one cares.
There's a reason why STDs are rampant in prisons.

Fucking niggers.

I would, yeah. But I'm gay sooo.....

>>8484718
Uhh... People don't get STD's more easily through anal because of poopies, you know.

>>8484250
Dude, please tell us more.

Are you on the right track again then? What were you in for? Are the documentaries or stories about prison accurate? :o

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!

I've managed to get through 23 years of NO SEX without resorting to homosexuality. I think I'd get by.

>>8485084
Same here bro, but would you be able to hold out another 23 years? That's the real question.

Fuck all of you. I got a narcotics possession charge back in december 09 and just recently ive been offered 3 months in Siuox Falls South dakota state prision. It's so obvious that only 1 or 2 of you have been to prison or jail. YOU DONT KNOW SHIT until you've been in there. people fight over food as if it were the last gold on earth. on May 11th I'm heading back to SD, ( living in Michigan right now) and by the way.. the charges were 2 xtc pills. FUCK you South Dakota and you way behind the times laws. I'm already being buttfucked by our government. Protip: never ever drive across the country with ANY amount of any drug. btw im 26 male.

>>8486571
So you're angry because you're going to get raped?

urgonnagetraped.jpg

>>8486922
man nvm, I'm just saying to all of you. Please be careful with yourselves and the law. You never know when you might be at the mercy of our corrupt legal system. . Pro tip: i aint getting raped either.

I'm a good-looking slim dude.


I'd get raped about 20 minutes into my sentence.

They're doing some HARD time in prison.

Are you allowed Internet porn in prison? I'd be fine fapping to that instead, just as I do IRL.

I'm gay, and I've got to be honest, this video is making me very uncomfortable.

I've gone without sex for 24 years. I can keep that up, no problem.

>>8487833
>>8486571

Listen to this good man and take his advice. There are real things to be afraid of outside of your basement, not just eye-contact and girls.

faggots.

>>8486571
Angry at South Dakota for something you did? How childish anon.

i'm way too pretty to go the prison

>>8488345

no you arent, you ugly aspie

>>8482735
I love Louis Theroux

I've gone 19 years without sex so far, I think I could handle and prison sentence they could throw at me.

>>8488492

*any, not and

>>8482846

>European aspie who has no clue about American prisons giving advice

If you knew how the game was played in there you'd know the skinheads have most cells on lock down because of Nazi connections. (most prison guards are skinheads, funny, no?)

And to answer OP's question, I doubt it.

I mean if I find a feminine guy in there, his ass is mine.

Naw, ignoring everything else its going to give you AIDS.

Although as a young white guy, I'd be in danger despite being reasonably strong. tbh they should go back to segregated jails, because the practical result of mixing them is that all the whites and mexicans have to join gangs to protect themselves and everyone who is not black comes out associated with a gang, militia, or racist organization of some kind.

ITT: Children Dump in all their prison and Corrections "knowledge" that they gained from watching Shawshank redemption and Oz.

You guys do know that prison rape, while truly existent is not as rampant as you all want to think( and as some of you really fear). Here's what happens

- Dude, after some time, even the straightest of men break down, and sex becomes consensual.
- Forced penetration occurs, but not as much as is propagated around by people. And usually when it happens, its always about displaying one's power over another, not so much the Homo Eroticism.

>>8482726
I am so very glad I do not live in the United States. Your prison system is terrible.

danny trejo is epic. he was great in blood in, blood out (best movie evar)

>>8488532
You strong huh? Hey sugarlips bend the fuck down, paco. And suck my dick.

>>8488602
fortunately you're *unlikely* (but not completely safe) to have a run-in with it if you're middle class and don't do drugs, but, yeah, its pretty fucked up.

>>8488600
>>8488600


What most of /r9k/ and 4chan in general thinks;

- Once you go in, you are already a marked target, and that you should avoid the showers as much as you can.
- That their is that one nigger AKA Bubba, with the 18 inch long, six inch diameter dick, and who weighs about 512lbs, and is 7 foot, 3 inches tall. He's gonna come looking for you, just to shove his dick up your ass, after smashing your bones, he will then proceed to choke you by forcing his cock into your mouth.
- Then everyone believes that this will be happening at least twice a day, and that you will have to drink cum and lick cock for as long as your sentence dictates


Goddamn Hyperbole.

the mexican mafia and the aryan brotherhood have an alliance in prison. everyone hates niggers.

>>8482726
I'd wanna be on the receiving end.

>>8488656
Except for the bones smashing part, that is pretty much my biggest fantasy :3

>>8482762

This is my number one incentive to go work out so that I can continue my criminal activities, and when I go to prison... kick everyone's ass.

meh, I equate the idea of homosexual intercourse to masterbation.
A completely neutral means to achieve sexual satisfaction.
Do men repulse me?
Nah
Am I attracted to them?
Nah

>>8489371
er, to answer the question no I probably wouldn't resort to it because it is just more convenient to jack off.

>>8486571

I'm pretty stoic though. I wouldn't fight over coffee and cookies... Not to mention that they have to go to "divorce court" and divide up all the cookies and coffee among the boys and men. That does not equate.

I did almost four years in the pen, I never thought about fucking a guy. I had been offered blowjobs and handjobs but I didnt go for it. I'm definately not gay but I did consider it, simply because it was something new and prison is fucking boring. This is where alot of the fagotry comes from I think.

And as for rape, I dont know, I never saw any of it, I carry myself with respect and I had plenty of canteen $ so nobody tried any shit with me.
The worst I got were cons pestering me to sell me stuff all the time.

The only fight I even got in was when i was waiting in line for the phone and a guy asked me who I was calling and I said my lawyer and he said "Ok" and I took issue with him giving me permission.

Then it was explained to me that if I jump people in the commons everybody gets shut down and to not do it again, I said if people leave me alone it wont ever happen again, the heavy said nobody would bother me and that was that. I mostly stayed in my own house once I got it setup with tv and playstation ect so if there was alot of rape and whatnot going on, I didnt see it.

>>8489908
>> setup with tv and playstation ect so if there was alot of rape and whatnot going on, I didnt see it.

were you in america?

>>8490029
no

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