When was the last time you actually opened your mouth and vomited?

>>843341
>>843382
Did both today.
Good day.

I go days without talking, and it's fucking great. The only reason I ever do is when my family calls.

>>843341
about
24 hours ago

got into a big argument with some ho at work last night, gonna have to talk about it today at work.

>>843341
does my mum count?

Today I talked to my parents and brother even though they didn't pay much attention, I also talked to someone from the government because I don't have a job.

Yesterday I talked to a drug addict and a social worker, I also had a quick chat with some drunk bitch who was hanging out near my car when I came back to it and the cashier at the supermarket, I also played golf so spoke to the professional before the round.

This is intense for me as I can go for days without even giving someone eye contact, I tried really hard to put myself out there and it just made me feel sick afterwards when I thought about the convos I had...fml

Talked to my mom about 10 hours ago

Last time i had an actual conversation however...months ago

>>843341

I've already answered but how about you OP?

>>843428

Longest I've been without human conversation is about 7 weeks. 7 weeks not saying a single word, not talking to another human being. Sometimes I would just talk to myself to test that I haven't forgotten how to speak or what I sound like. All this whilst being at Uni as well. When no-one talks to you and you're too awkward and socially anxious to start a conversation life becomes very mute very quickly and before you know it you end up realizing you haven't spoken to another person for quite a while. Feels strange.

>>843514
>>843514

Yep, I know that uni feel, graduating after 3 years and noone knew my name.

I wish I could give you advice but my attempts at socialising just make me feel like more of an outcast.

>>843514
>>843561
You two scare me. I've gone back to uni after working for 2 years and getting myself into a situation where I'm friendless and can't make eye-contact with people under the assumption that I'll somehow be able to join a club or something and make a friend.

I don't have any friends, I can go up to days or even weeks without saying a word. I don't even talk to my family.

>>843629
>join a club
Thats really all it takes. People arent trying to make friends in classes. It happens, but the two people have to really click. You are much more likely to make friends when you are in a situation where other people are actually attempting to be social. If you get out enough, you will run into people from your classes out in the real world, and that can spark something.

I've always wondered foreveralone's; how antisocial do you have to be to not even talk to your own family properly? Do you not like them?

>>845144

I don't have anything to say them. What do you expect from people that stay in their room all day?

>>845227

I spend about 80% of my time in my room and I still speak to my family. Living out of your room is a pretty shitty lifestyle to lead, why make it shitter?

>>845359

what the fuck do you talk about with them? dfjgiosfgujsiofgui

same here OP, haven't really said much for the last 5 years, you?

Have any of you guys ever taken a vow of silence? As in make a conscious effort to not say anything.

I didn't say a single word for two months and during that time, I realized I had so many things to say.

unfortunately it has to happen on a daily basis.

two minutes ago.

I'll fuck someone's life up in two days if that person doesn't do shit about it.

Every other day when I go to the liquor store to get cheap beer.

"That'll be 14.58 sir."
>pay
"Thank you. Be sure to come again!"
>you too

FUCK!

r4234778ty

3 hours ago to a friend of mine.
He's asleep in the couch by now.

15 minutes ago, when my brother called to ask if he could catch a ride to our dad's house on christmas. I said yes.

same here op...
fgdgo bump for losers.

bumpan for shits...sdfgsdfgsdgsdg

ithas come to my attention that I've never had a friend.

wow OP, I've been listening to this all day.

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/intoxicated_hikikomori.swf

About 7 months ago since i've had a conversation...

bvvvcssssdee

last time I opened mym outh was back in the sega genesis days.

Probably 20 minutes ago.

t89rwet789eyrtuitji

I keep my mouth shut for good reason.

bumpannnsdofusiodf

>>843341

that's how bad it gets with me as well, not in awhile.

My Mum, let me in about 2hrs ago, after I came home from work, she's asleep.

Actual conversation with a non-relative...about 3hrs ago at work.

This morning.
But, my sole contact is leaving for the week, and I don't have work or school til the 3rd, so looks like a good solid week of silence for me.

Gay.

Just then anon, you just missed it. It was pretty ordinary, I wouldn't recommend it.

>>876330
LOLOLOLOL
IGNORE THAT LAST I MEANT TO SAY YAY

I talk to people everyday

Let's see... About 20 months. Quite literally.

I just don't want to speak.

>>876395

but you have social skills, make friends easily, have friends, talk to people online, have a life, etc?

>>876486
I'm perfectly normal.

No life though really; I'm a hiki. And I wouldn't really call anyone I talk to online a friend either.

>>876526

>perfectly normal

define perfectly normal.

>>876534
>>876526
define perfection

>>876534
Pretty evident I would've said. The subject being social skills.

I am well-aware of what is socially appropriate.

enjoy Cancer
enjoy aids
u mad?

>>876563

>20 months without saying a word
>I'm social
>hikki
>normal

2/10 for getting me to respond.

bumpdfhhhr

>>843341
ba dum tsshhh
sdfsdiofjg

This is the self absorbed shit that makes me not come to 4chan very much anymore.

Well I haven't talked in about 17 months. I talked to an extremely small number of people prior to that and even then there wasn't much that I would say. One day, one of the few people who I would talk to just got on my nerves and I just said fuck it and ignored them. Haven't said a thing to anyone since. I want to talk, I honest do, but no one I know now is worth giving a fuck about so I will remain silent.

>>882009

do you even have friends or social skills in the slightest??

>>882009

I bet you think you're the coolest kid on the block. f

>>882009
Maybe you're just a fucking asshole.

>>843341

never..

fgiosfiosdfiosf

>>882009

Why not go out and actualyl try to talk to them? Maybe everyone is a complete retard.

>>843341

I'd say 7 months since I'd last socialized with anyone.

>>847745
I did once... back in my junior year in hs <1997> I didnt speak to anyone including the teachers. I just ignored them. tho this one ghetto hoodrat seem'd to suddenly take an interest in me. kept trying to get me to talk and kept trying to talk to me. finally on the last day of school i walked by her and said thanks for keeping at it all year i appreciate it. never saw her again haha. good times

>>843341

myy retty,...fdgjodfgiodfg

tonight - i opened the door when the pizza guy showed up. he said have a good night. i said thanks.

earlier today. i went to the grocery store so i had to talk to that lady then i got a phone call and talked on the phone.

>>843341

how many of you don't even talk when you have a friend over?

do't do much else other than talk with my one and only riend.

bnumpan for shut in neets...

I only open my mouth and talk to another human after I brush my teeth.

I prefer talking to females though, I get better results with them.

>>843341

lol...this isn't even good.

There are 4 other human beings in this very room. They don't know that I'm masturbating in the corner. I'm gonna spew my load all over my 4 friends. mmmmmm

i wash my mouth with soap.
sigd-0s9g-0gfg

>>843341

no one else here has anything else today? d

ig90sdfg90dfigodfgs

Just talked to my mom like 10 minutes ago.

30 seconds ago wat the fuck

>>843341

okay.jpg...sdfs

>>843341

what are all of you friendless guys going to be doing for new years? I want to drink.

whenever i'm talking to my one friend, that's about it.

>>922417

chainsmoking alone in the dark browsing 4chan.

The 21st.

I had cancer that spread to my vocal chords, haven't spoken since I was 14. 19 now, shit sux

>>924013
You are the perfect woman. Too bad you are a guy.

Like two minutes ago

>>924030
Actually I'm female, and I'll take your compliment with a pinch of salt

>>924013
Are you that guy who has no tongue because you started smoking fags since you was something stpuid like 11?

>>924058
>that guy
Nope. My mom had it too at 37, but not as severe.

>that feel when people think I'm deaf or retarded at the checkout

>>924058


lol you wouldn't lose your tongue from smoking 11 to 19. It takes years and years and a pack a day or more every day for people to start getting fucked up from it.

Does family count? If they do then an hour or two ago. If family doesn't count I have absolutely no idea when the last time was.

>janurary 7th

>>843341

I don't see myself opening my mouth for cum.

today, i had work. i hated that they made me bag people's crap. i usually am outside pushing carts.
>>843382
i think a couple of years ago. my friend and i were drinking. i drank too much i only had a little bit of throw up.

>>843341

that feel when no friends and no girlfriend...

i don't really know what heisn't...

never as i've never had a friend.

ruhioudyudyouyorpu

right now, talking to an Asian chick on skype

About fifteen minutes ago when I went downstairs to microwave some pizza.
I heard some noises coming from my brothers room and looked in that direction - seeing his face, first, I said
>Wassup?
And then noticed he was completely naked.

So, naturally, I microwaved my pizza, grabbed a bottle of whiskey out of the liquor cabinet, and here I am.

that feel when you have nothing planned out for new years...

A few hours ago to my parents.

And the other day I sent a joke vocaroo message to my one and only friend (who's not even a real friend because I only know him online)

8utr9tierterioudofg

About an hour ago.

Seriously, are you people THAT shut-in?

Last night when I was drunk in a taxi at 3am and talking to the Indian driver in Italian. I don't speak Italian.

>12/23/11(Fri)09:28:52
You guys keep shit threads up for weeks at a time.

I'm done with this board.

It depends on what you consider to be talking. If just asking simple questions like "what is for dinner?" then the last time I talked was a few hours ago to my parents.

But if you mean actual conversations then I haven't actually held a real conversation with another human being for over 2 years now.

>>939814

if you're still there, do you not have any friends of your own?

bumpan to make other people really butt ravenged.

testing to see if mute is over.

bl000xan for a berrxan

About 3 hours ago I talked to my gf about a tv show we watched. We also had a dinner out before that and had a long conversation. Earlier in the day I had the usual one or two word interaction with clerk at 7-11.

like a few minutes ago because im whit my brother

>>843341

onths, months, months, and monthhes.

Today I talk to the cashier, well regular hello/thank you/good bye.

Yesterday I had a long convo with a friend on fb
Yesterday I came back from new year party in Paris
Yesterday I talk to my mum because she was travelling with me.

>But in this city I know nobody, I feel so lonely here

Yesterday. I really need to stop...

Tomorrow I'll start Uni again after a 6 month break.
This is my chance to start being normal again.

>any advice/tips ?

Talked to my mom earlier to tell her how i wanted my eggs done for breakfast

Last actual conversation I had was months ago though

>>952936

If you have been living as a shut it it'll be rough just having a normal conversation, your words won't come out right, but after a week or so you'll be back to normal

>>953005
I'm not a shy person. I can be funny and open.
Life made me that way. But it's against my nature to stay in silence.

>I think I just need the first step

gdfhdjhdfgfsdg

i was up my ass until i read all of the op.

i don't think so tim, this wont die on me now.

>never had a problem talking with anyone
>can make friends very easy
>had awsome social life
>last year it started
>cant leave my house because of panic disorder
>loose social life because no one will come visit me
>develope depression because of no social life
>start drinking
>now I cant talk to people because iv developed social anxiety
>feels bad man

>>958592

how do you think it happened? What do you talk about now with your friends and how are your social skills going to be in the future?

that feel when you drink to forget.
djffodgfopfgop;ggfs

>>843341

that feel when no friends

that feel when lots of lb00xannn

i'm not bothered by the sheer amount of loneliness in my vains.

talked to someone? fuck i cant remember the last time someone even responded to one of my posts in this god forsaken shithole.

>>964561

I'll respond to you, how do you live your life? I bet you have friends and a social life.