holy shit you fucking idiot bitch

>i wanna move out baww my parents suck
WOW REALLY

KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS?

THIS ECONOMY

SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

>but i want my own place bawww i want to be INDEPENDEEEENNNNTT

WELL FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

NO MONEY/JOB
NO PLACE

AND EVEN IF YOU HAVE MONEY/JOB YOU SHOULD MOOCH OFF YOUR PARENTS FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE

THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING 50s

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MOVE OUT ON YOUR OWN AT LIKE 19 ANYMORE

>>8425045
Unfortunately, moving out and having a car and all that sort of rite of passage stuff is pretty much a prerequisite for having sex or being normal or being considered an adult and all those things.

>>8425081
NIGGA PLEASE

YOU AIN'T GETTING LAID

AND IF YOU WERE, YOU'D HAVE NO BUSINESS POSTING HERE

>>8425045
Maybe if I lived in a nice house or descent apartment I could do that but I live in what is basically the hallway of my parents shity railroad apartment I feel like im losing my mind here and I cant take it anymore.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOD DAM DOOR

>>8425146
THEN BUILD A DOOR YOU FUCKING MANCHILD

SURE AS FUCK COSTS LESS THAN MOVING THE FUCK OUT

ALSO WHERE WOULD YOU PLAN ON MOVING

BECAUSE SOME PARTS OF THE COUNTRY ARE MORE REASONABLY-PRICED THAN OTHERS


FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE ON THE WEST OR NORTHEAST COAST, THOUGH

>>8425161
I LIVE IN A FUCKING RAILROAD APARTMENT YOU PRICK MY DAD WALKS THROUGH MY ROOM FROM HIS ROOM TO TAKE A PISS OR GET A BEER EVERY 15 MINUTES MY MOM IS ALWAYS WALKING IN TO TALK TO ME WHEN IM TRYING TO FAP. IM 20 YEARS OLD I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT!

>>8425224
TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU WANNA MOVE THEN BECAUSE MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU OUT

>>8425231
IM TRAPED IN NEW JERSEY THE SHIT HOLE STATE

well unfortunently ur on 4chan ur not leaving ur parents house and this whole virgin issue prolly izny guna get solved anytime soon ether :/

>>8425254
WELL WHERE DO YOU PLAN ON MOVING

>>8425257
So does that me I should just give up like the rest of you did? :/

>>8425254
section 8 has long waiting lists and people with kids (specifically single mothers) are strongly favored.

If you're a childless adult you will get very little money from "welfare" and associated programs, and will get cut off very fast; stay with parents or find a job.

>>8425267
ANYWHERE THAT ISN'T WHERE MY PARENTS ARE. ALSO I NEED GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE BECAUSE IM NOT MADE OF FUCKING MONEY.

>>8425284
Can't you have a job and get section 8? This shit sucks they must have something for young adults trying to start on there own why do you have to be a burden on society to get anything in life?

>>8425286
We can tell: your cap lock key is broken, if you had the brains or resources to get that fixed I'm sure you would.

>>8425309
you can hold down a (shitty, part-time minimum wage) job and still get section 8, yes, but, as I said, long wait times and since you're not a single mother and the program is hurting for funding right now, it will take you literally years to get a voucher if they give you one at all.

The economy will have recovered and you can get a job way before it will work out for you, if it does at all (and even if it does work out, you'll need money for food and shit).

>>8425317
I am aware of how to control my caps lock key im just doing it to piss off faggots like you.
NOW GO FUCK OFF

>>8425333
Oh god so your telling me there's no way out?

>>8425363
Yup Blox
Time to an hero op

>>8425363
Try for disability (i'm sure you qualify for autism, you're on 4chan) or something. However, I tried for disability for a neurological issue (brain tumor, etc) and they told me they wouldn't accept me because I already had a really shitty job (that couldn't pay a fraction of my bills.) It was basically "keep filing until we notice you, and lose the job and look pathetic as you can"

This country is so fucked up

>>8425363
The only way out is to wait out the shitty economy and then get a job.

Welfare reform (happened in the 90's) was specifically designed to stop people from being able to sponge off it for any significant length of time, with an exception for single mothers. The social safety net is for parents and old people, the government won't help you except with temporary benefits + medical shit.

>>8425504
I think i'll be better of moving to the shore and living in my car. Fuck America seriously

>>8425536
Even if I had a job (witch i don't but am trying very hard to get) i could never afford an apartment on my own. I fucking hate life I feel like a trapped animal.

>>8425597
you're not the only one stuck living with your parents right now, shit sucks for everyone at the moment.

Get a job, even part-time if thats all you can find: the time you're stuck is a lot more tolerable if you're out of the house more.

Also, start jogging around town, lifting weights, etc. in some of your spare time. It will make you healthier, eat up a lot of spare time, get you out of the house, and give you a sense of accomplishing something.

>>8425647
Ok thanks anon I get it no quick fixes. Right now I having a hard time finding work in my town but I've been thinking about driving to the shore and finding work. The way I figure it they will need lots of workers to deal with the summer rush, what do you think of that plan?

holy shit between you and the pissed off pizza delivery guy this is the angriest i've seen /r9k/ in a while. Guys chill the fuck out, who the fuck is going to help you when you have no job and you get an ulcer or hypertension illnesses? Yelling will not fix your problems

>>8425700
No clue, really.

Apply for part-time gigs near where you live, if you go down to the shore to work unless you have a friend you can crash with while there the rent is going to suck up most of your pay without full-time work (which you can't count on being able to get right now).

But if you can get a full-time position there or have a couch to crash on, go for it.

>>8425771
I can't help it anon i'm about to explode with frustration over my life.
I'm exploding now
...........................
...........................
I just exploded

> mooching off the government

Well, actually, you are mooching off tax-payers money.

So what you are actually doing is mooching off honest, hardworking people that contribute to society.

OP

suck my balls.