I have three kilograms [of cocaine], when I approach women, they reciprocate
A special bag of some sort where I keep my cocaine
A loaded .44 hidden where I keep my money
I leave the jet aeroplane to the something where my friends are.

>>8413395
jects would be projects

>>8413395
This would makes a better song.

aam tha best mayn. aah deed eet.

A louie nap sack is, as I suspected, a Louis Vutton bag.

>>8413405

That is true, my African Amerian.

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

>>8413549

>Excuse me, miss. Might I have a word with you?
>I believe you'll be amused by what I have to say.
>You're in excellent shape and your buttocks look as if they'd be pleasing to the touch.
>Would it offend or inconvenience you if I verified that hypothesis?
>Hah! What a jokester I am (unless you're OK with me touching your butt; I totally will if you are)
>You may be aware of my reputation as something of a cad.
>Furthermore, it's true that clear communication is the most likely path to attaining one's desires when said wants depend on the involvement of others.
>This is why I tend to be rather forward sexually.
>With that in mind, I believe we should adjourn to my bedchamber,
>where you can begin to perform fellatio on me.
>It's clear you enjoy sex quite a lot, as you're spreading your legs in anticipation of coitus and are even suggesting we couple in a manner that is contra naturam.
>During intercourse I'll likely spank you some as I've noticed that women find sensations in contradiction rather arousing.
>Our time spent in lovemaking will involve multiple positions so as to make the experience more pleasurable while simultaneously minimizing any later development of aches and stiffness.
>I believe sex with me will be better than any you've had previously.
>Allow me to reiterate the above point. I am quite the cocksman.
>Complimenting my skill as a lover, I am rather well endowed. You will enjoy the sight of my exceptionally large penis.

>>8413549
Do you really need that translated? It's plain English.

I'm holdin' wood wheel in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
Piece and chain shinin' in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
TV screens rain in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
I'm gettin' brain from yo' dame in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane

I'm holdin' wood wheel in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
My candy paint leavin' stains in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
Them cats a muggin' better chill in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
I got my hand on the steel in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane

I got that candy paint drippin', dabbers spinnin', in the turnin' lane
Diamonds shinin', fifth wheel reclinin', in the turnin' lane
Screens fall, 24's crawl, in the turnin' lane
You know me, I ain't trippin' 'bout the laws, in the turnin' lane

Me and Mellow pull up real slow, to the turnin' lane
Whip lookin' like it's in a car show, in the turnin' lane
My neck wrist and fist filled with snow, in the turnin' lane
Call me conceited, 'cause I jam my own clothes, in the turnin' lane

How about lyrics from a rap song that DOESN'T suck.

Like No Endz No Skinz

f'ing magnets...
how do they work?

Bonus points if you can translate it into English again AND it rhymes.