it already went down.. and now its back up.

i think i managed to not break anything

>>8342317
Close, close.

Noone ever said EVERYONE PANIC! before?

I amazed....

>>8342317
Re-direct all your ads to my website plox

gief me earnings

in before 4000 posts

>>8342317
Oh moot you so crazy

>>8342317
Brooooooo...how ya been?

>>8342317
What exactly did you update?
Or was it just a routine bugcheck/fix type update?

>>8342344

I'm expecting this to happen for the simple reason that mootykins posted in it.

sage

what was updated?

>>8342378
>>8342371
>>8342369

I wonder if moot ever posts without the trip, just so he can avoid getting a barrage of bullshit posts like this..

stuff that isn't noticeable from your perspective. maybe things will be 0.0001% faster or more stable.

>>8342400
yes because I'm sure moot isn't a human being and doesn't enjoy getting attention once in a while.

>>8342400
I've heard that he posts without the trip the majority of the time. Of course I'm nobody to confirm this.

Wait, it's done already?
Damn, moot. That was quick.

>>8342406
but that just means its 1% better :D

>>8342408

How you get around to making that chrome 4chan extension moot?

I HAVE BEEN POSTING THAT EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN.

Chrome 4chan extension. Please.

>>8342406
Do you ever think that maybe 4chan is just to big to take offline for a few moments?

Watch the news tomorrow and see the chaos you've caused.

>>8342406
Can you get the mods to start deleting all the pokefag threads on /v/, I'm spending more time on/r9k/ then I want to...

>>8342406

what about all the shitty threads and 14 year old trolls?

I was wondering why things seemed 0.0001% faster than before..

>>8342406
>Implying r9k isnt all-seeing, all-knowing and all-implying.

MOOT WHY DONT YOU REPLY TO MY MANY TRAIN RELATED EMAILS???

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST TRAINS OR SOMETHING?!

PLEASE RESPOND
THANKS

moot my 4chan Chrome extension no longer works because of your updates. What'd you do?

>>8342406
I would love to see the stats for the website again moot.
It's really interesting the load that the servers have to deal with.

ITT: People who think moot is their personal 4chan request robot.

>>8342441
>kimmo in disguise

>>8342443
+ 5000 replies
/thread

>>8342317

Hey moot, when you gonna start responding to my email? And the formspring thing?

Femanon here,

Moot, bring back the Facebook app please :( I want all my friends to see how whimsical and clever I am!!!

>>8342443
It's amazing, really. I can barely restrain myself.

>>8342454

you best be trollin bitch

>>8342447
>implying you're not kimmo

>>8342317
you broke something...
MY HEART

>>8342423
dude, there was one that I liked more than firefox's. This update made it stop working..

>>8342467
Wait until the developers update the addon?

btw moot, the background and pictures are loading.

I have no extensions and I'm on Opera.

>>8342406
On the other hand, moot do you go to tinychan?

>>8342489
>aren't

>>8342489
you have shitty internet, everything loads fine here

>>8342489
maybe it's your cache.

Is it just me or did all the 404 images turn black and white?

>>8342611
Only some of them. I do have the original colored 404 images. Speaking of which, 4chan really needs some new 404 images.

whoops, i'll fix that.

>>8342736
moot, what does it feel like when people do not care about your posts much anymore? Every time you posted some time in the past, people fucking came and would post mindless shit. Now, with this comment you made, nobody has said anything for a few minutes. Talk to me, baby.

>>8342654
draw some then

>>8342807
4chan is dieing. thats why.

>>8342807
I would be relieved that there isn't a shitstorm of people asking stupid shit.

>>8342834
This is far from the truth, 4chan has raised in popularity. Maybe the community in a whole is just smarter haha.

>>8342807
see
>>8342834

>>8342825
>4chan is dieing. thats why.
unfortunately it keeps growing. i guess that counts as dying though.

>>8342807
>implying there isn't a shitstorm whenever moot makes a comment, regardless of length or content.

>>8342807
If moot posts something on /b/, there will be a shitstorm. On here, not so much. Probably because he posts on /r9k/ more often than /b/, plus the smaller userbase of /r9k/.
Don't get me wrong, I, and most other 4chan browsers, would be excited if moot responded to their thread/post. But I'm not going to flip a shit every time he posts.

>>8342736

Take care of that rogue mod yet?

>>8342852
Moot I love your jaw. It's really sext.

Moot, can you explain what the fuck was going on with /mu/ a couple days ago.

>>8342852
Moot, that mexican studies really paid off.

Congrats.

>>8342852
also you didn't answer my question last night about strong jaws correlating to big penises. I need confirmation, brosus.

also modplz lol

>>8342834
haha I got quoted
>>8342852

i love you moot!!!!!!!!!!


there, stupid brainless post quota is fulfilled

moot i want a lock of your hair

>>8342852
moot, when will mods wake up and start banning retarded trolls again?

moot, do you ever feel like King Midas, except instead of touching, you'rer posting, and instead of turning things into gold, every time you post in a thread it eventually fills up with "lol moot i love you bring back snackman" and turns to shit?

inb4 irony

posting in moot thread w00t moot

>>almost every robot posting
>ZOMG MOOTYKINS IS POSTING.
For the love of god, delete this thread.

>>8342878
>what was going on with /mu/
>implying it was anything more than just /mu/ being so shitty that the internet tried to kill the board

gb2/mu/, hipster

>>8342807

moot is posting more often in threads so it's no longer as likely to go your whole life and never see a moot reply.

>>8342852
>unfortunately it keeps growing. i guess that counts as dying though
I meant mentally/quality/ and anything else positive.

>>8342943
It's no worse then any other specialized board.

Hell, if anything, /fa/ should have been nuked.

OMFG MOOT POSTED ITT

HI MOOT

thanks so much for the custom spoilers on /co/! they look great and make the place feel twice as awesome. A+

Well, there goes not having a shitstorm.

Hey moot, can we get spoilers on /tg/? That'd be awesome, thanks.

>>8342955
The quality on most boards is fine. It's /b/ that sucks. It always has. People come here, go to the edgy board, post there for a while, influx of new users come in, "oldfags" get fed up and start posting non-shit posts on other boards/go to another chan. repeat.

TL;DR:
If you're complaining about quality, stop lurking/posting in /b/.

site/pages load pretty damn zippy for me. confirm/deny?

>>8343000
Well, it seems pretty fast.
Except for on /ck/. For some reason that ONE BOARD is slow. I'm guessing it's a browser issue, because there is no reason for it to be a server one.

>>8343000
Uh, seems about normal really.

>>8343000
yes definitely moot. very zippy. damn zippy.

Hey Moot, when are you taking Janitor apps again?

I didn't see anything for the new boards. Do they have any Janitors?

>>8343000
It's loading fine for me, seems just a 'tad' smoother.

>>8343000
There's a definite difference, even gif loaded a bit faster.

>>8343000
zippy as usual.

>>8343000
Confirm. It loads perfectly for me.

Moot. You probably won't answer questions tonight but you said that no one emailed you about anything except ban related shit.
I emailed you about your favorite DS games but you didnt reply. :(

Also, what are your favorite books?

/confirm as of the time being, good to see you are doing your (job)?

>>8343000


Deny. Works fine for me.

>>8343000
site's running as smooth as your sculpted jawline, mootykins. <3

moot-
admit it. you love /r9k/ so much more than /b/!

>>8343000
Everything seems more zippy actually when moving to different boards and posting.

Not a huge difference, but a welcome one at that.

wit, what?

>>8343000
Confirm

>>8343000
Actually, uncached images seem to be taking longer to load than usual.

ITT: moot ignores me :(

moot i'm going to cry about how you're ignoring me even though i haven't said anything. bawwwwwww. moot's ignoring me. sage for all of you

>>8343043
Breaking Bad, FUCK YEAH

Site seems slower for me, man.
Feels bad, moot.

>>8342736
Just checked the 404 pages, they're back IN LIVING COLOR! Thanks, moot!

(You might want to check the ban notice images too, some of them may be missing as well)

/fk/ is not working for me. It won't update.

When will the spam porn dumps stop in the SFW boards?

My /trv/ is ruined. The lesser known boards need more mods & janitors.

it got a bit slower after i upped the number of pages across the boards, since we can't fit all of the content in memory any more. oh well--seems reasonably fast and nothing seems to have broken after the update.

>>8343136
My guess is that moot would love to "hire" mods and janitors it is just that he can't trust anyone really... There is no trust system on an anonymous boards you know? I'm all for better mods on /v/ and stuff though.

>>8343156
OH GAWD MOOT I SAW YOU AND MY PANTIES ARE REALLY MOIST NOW

>>8343172
That's the problem.
He can't just give people privileges, because chances are 90% of the people would abuse them.

It sucks but no one can do anything about it.

>>8343200
surely moot can't moderate all the retards all on his own can he?

What option is left then? Just let the site run as it is now?

>>8343156

MOOT. THE ROGUE /r9k/ MOD.

HAVE YE DONE ANYTHING?

[spoiler]ramirez[/spoiler]

>>8343156
>>8343156
Moot I schlick to this picture.
I like to imagine that you're the father of my baby (the kitten)

>>8343214
He would probably have to do in depth interviews, which would be a pain in the ass with how many apps he would get.

Hire Luddites.

Then all of our problems will be solved.

thanks Moot, keep up the good work

when is 4chang coming back online

>>8343225
i have no idea what you are talking about

>>8343136
Yeah, that's how I feel over on /tv/, and to a lesser extent here on /r9k/ whenever kaiji posts. Fucker needs to get instabanned on tripcode usage and have an IP range ban placed upon him.

>>8343214
He can't, he has real world responsibilities along with administrating the website. Besides you need a good team of moderators and janitors to clean up the filth.

>>8343200
>>8343172
Janitors can't do much though besides report threads to mods. Good janitors could become mods, I guess.

Maybe he should do real life interviews? I live in New York, wouldn't be hard.
Wait, scratch that, people could come and hurt him if they met in person. I would be scared if I was him.

I honestly have no clue how it could work. Finding a viable option could make 4chan a better place though. Do any of the new boards even have janitors?

Aside from my internet being the shittiest, the site seems to work fine on my end. :E

>>8343262
correct

>>8343240
That just means 4chan overall needs a better system. I would love to see this but I'm doubting this will happen besides on April fools.

>>8343269
There is the problem, I think.
It is just so much work to keep track of janitors for all of the boards, let alone if they are doing their job or not.

If he could get a solid team set up everything would be awesome, it's just got to be very hard to get it to that point.

>>8343200
Just log their actions and see if bans or deletions where really necessary.

posting in thread just because moot did.
..Yep

>>8343280
my cable was fucked up due to construction going on next door so i had to use cell-phone internet for the past week. shit sucked bro.

>>8343256

Some mod on /r9k/ has been deleting threads he doesn't like. He deleted a tripfag thread which was awesome, but then a hilarious retard story thread, as well as other threads calling him out.

I'm sure that other anons are much more informed about his actions than I am.

>>8343297

So basically there's no recovery from the cancer? :(

>>8343256
hey moot, you need a someone better to moderate /sp/ and /tv/. I mean, I can take up the job if you insist, but I'm just pointing this out.

moot please make me a mod of /jp/. Im begging you.

>>8343326

There need to be more active mods period.

>>8343307
yeah, why can't we post images from our cell phones?

I am not paying for chandroid

MOOT IGNORING ME IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

>>8343324
I don't know.
I am just assuming things, which may or may not be correct.
It could be done, it would just be a lot of work for Moot to get everything set up correctly, and then you still have to deal with good mods who decide to be dipshits and just delete threads they don't like/ban people they don't like, etc.

I know that getting new mods and janitors would be a huge hassle, but we can't just leave 4chan as it is, nor can Moot monitor all day as he has a life unlike many on 4chan.

Our great minds must think up of something.

>great minds
>/r9k/

4chan's doomed....

>>8343346
thats your cell phone's fault, not 4chans.

>>8343346
That's a good question...I can access 4chan on my T-Mobile G1, but can only send text replies to threads already created by other anons.

MOOTSES

HE WHO DELIVERED THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FROM ON HIGH

SAVE US ALL, LEST WE FALL, SCREAMING, SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS BELOW

oh and moot, I think you need some new janitors. I can take up the job for /sp/ and/or /tv/. Those boards blow ass when nobody is moderating it, and when someone who does not know shit about the boards is trying to moderate it.

>>8343358
The solution is to make 4chan profitable, but that also ruins it. haha.

>>8343358
How about we stop posting retarded things, and ignore threads we'd like to see gone.

>>8343406
Common sense bro? Not going to happen.

>>8343406
YOU'RE NOT ME

>>8343385
That's another reason it's difficult to get a good Janitor/Mod team set up across all boards.
Plenty of people have good intentions and would be fine, but you will run into twice as many people who will act just fine just to get there and then go off fucking shit up.

>>8343358

self moderated community?
then again, people could find ways to cheat the system :(

>>8343233

I don't think he cares.

Anyway, <----

>>8343406
That's a start. But with the new people coming in here (I've been a 4channer since March 2008), we are fighting a losing battle.

>>8343392
I agree with you on that. To be honest, I don't care if 4chan makes a profit. If it survives just fine, I could care less.

>>8343418
ya but even if they're ignored, they still stay there for quite some time, I've seen many shitty threads that some moron decides to bump. Also sages seem to mean nothing now adays. Perhaps they should carry more weight.

If self moderation, being just ignoring shitty threads/trolls/spam worked, it would already be in effect.

>>8343422
Exactly.

So case in point this is probably a lose-lose situation for moot.

>>8343454
> been here nearly 2 years, guys, hurf durf

>>8343422
>implying that it's not already fucked up

/v/ - pokethreads
/r9k/ - b'aawww/Iookatme threads
/fit/ - why am I still fat threads
/lit/ - AYN RAND AND TWILIGHT GUYS

I don't even.

>>8343454
It's already lost.
(2006 here)

Mootle patootle! Are you going for a repeat on Time's 100? Also, do you attend NYU Polytechnic?

>>8343491
I had high hopes for /lit/ too. ;_;

>>8343475

whatever happened to those "user was banned for this post" messages? Would actually show people what wasn't allowed as an example.

in b4 you know what...

Hey moot,
Even though 4chan has grown to a ludicrous size, you still try to run this thing by yourself as much as possible. Is it pride, or do you think that the site will turn to shit if you handed over any kind of responsibilities?

>>8343491

In /lit/'s defense in the few threads they aren't talking about Twilight or Ayn Rand it can be awesome.

>>8343522
Well when people see these, THEY TRY to get banned.

>>8343483
Yeah, I mean I don't know about Moots ideas on the whole deal, but I am assuming he has tried many different ways to get decent mods before, and it just doesn't work out.

>>8343509
It has its moments. Few and far between. Trolls trolling trolls.

>>8343507
no and no.

i have work to do and can't follow this thread all night -- later robots.

also i'm completely swamped with work and travel these next four weeks. my schedule frees up early/mid-may though.

>>8343541
Yeah. It was grand the first two or three days and now its just a troll's haven. :(

>>8343533
That's the problem with almost all boards.
You have to wade through so much shit to find something decent.
I don't mean something you like, but actual discussion. I don't mind trolling, and it can be pretty damn funny, but it gets out of hand and just keeps going sometimes.

>>8343475
Well, perhaps we should propagate more of a stigma against unfunny threads with no OC, and laud funny/OC threads more intensely. Peer pressure n shit. Obviously we can't force that mentality, but maybe it can develop on its own if a few of us keep at it?

>>8343472
>Also sages seem to mean nothing now adays. Perhaps they should carry more weight.

:|

>>8343560

This will be famous as the last post made by moot before he dies in a plane crash.

>>8343507
dude, if you keep up with 4chan at all, you'd know he goes to nyu

>>8343491

>/v/ - pokethreads
>/r9k/ - b'aawww/Iookatme threads
>/fit/ - why am I still fat threads
>/lit/ - AYN RAND AND TWILIGHT GUYS

You're implying that these boards only have these topics. Well, they don't.

Especially /lit/, they have not gotten an ayn rand thread in MONTHS. /v/ does have the routine pokethread, but I only see them once a day and I avoid those threads. /r9k/ is one of my home boards for serious dicussion and debate.

>>8343582
It just doesn't work with the constant user growth of the site. It's been tried.

Hey moot how many mods and jans do you have right now and are they all volunteer based?

If you want it to stop growing then encourage your mods to make it a hostile place for the newer element. Ban the faggots who start everyone post your pics threads, ban the faggots who post moronic Facebook conversations, enforce underaged and b&. I know it can be hard to moderate something as big as /b/, but if you start in the other boards some of it will trickle I think, and any little bit of moderation could help /b/.

Protip: Moot has been subpoenaed to talk in front of a grand jury regarding CP isps on this site.

>>8343583
RIP moot

>>8343560
dont die like the polish president.

>>8343615
Yeah, he's been talking about how he's going to be in LA for a while now.

>>8343560
Well at least that's a bright spot. Something to hope for... all the major things he is planning to do on the website will happen after early/mid may.

>>8343589
/v/ is full of pokethreads half the time. I've seen the front page full in the last week. And after moots little 'no moar ayn rand guys' thing it has died down in /lit/. It's still there, Twilight just has the spotlight now.

>>8343645
Los Angeles? Why is he going there?
>>8343615
Any proof? Evidence?

>>8343661
That's great and I hope the best for 4chan.

>>8343681

I write the "true bills". Consider this an insiders heads up from a femanon who liked this site while it lasted.

>>8343681
...To go before a grand jury.

>>8343719
I mean actual evidence, papers? Source please.

Moot is going to E3. sneaky jew.

>>8343615
nope!

>>8343645
huh? i've been to LA twice in the past year and have no plans to return in 2010.

>>8343716
full of shit, but whatevs~

>>8343615
Hope moot looks good in orange.

>>8343740
>>8343542
moot clearly loves us

HEY MOOT should I go to bed? y/n

Stop posting, moot

>>8343740

GO TO BED FAGGOT. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE.

leave already.
god damn you little attention whore.
<3<3 <3

Love you mootykins. :3

Moot, can you please make a Language image board?

>"full of shit, but whatevs~"
>R.I.P. moot, beloved creator of 4chan

>>8343733
Source is the LA county district attorney's office.
GJ's are private until they are completed, after which the indictments are unsealed.

Look I gave the heads up, I could be fired over this bullshit site.

>>8343740
moot why do you hate iranians

Is the infamous /r9k/ bug going to be fixed?
If you type out a long post that gets blocked for an unoriginal image, the robot still logs the text so when you repost later with an original image, you get muted for fuckever.

Wouldn't be a big deal, but sometimes this happened with long carefully phrased posts that would be hard to make original.

And I most humbly apologize if this has already been discussed itt.

>>8343833
What's there not to hate?

>>8343819
4chan already does have imageboard for that, it's called /int/.

>>8343848
I actually discovered the glitch a week ago.

>>8343865
rugs, delicious food, nice people, etc.

lol moot I love you bring back snackman

>>8343911
ALLAH AKBAR

>>8343781
The head of that penis looks very lickable.
I have never felt that way before.
I think I need to go and have a serious rethinking of my sexuality....

Wow, a thread with moot in it that doesn't have 500+ posts. ~200 is still a lot though.

>>8344138
he's gone already dipshit...

sleepbloxjska

>>8344286
lies.
he's always here.

moot, it's running way slower for me. Hopefully it isn't from my end!