I'll start, I guess.

I was pretty young, hanging out at the beach with my family. This family next door sort of knew my cousin, so we hung out with them that night, in our respective beach houses. I remember talking to this little kid who didn't really have anyone his age to talk to.

Well, the next day, we heard screaming, and apparantly the little kid went missing. I was sitting on the beach while everyone was looking around for him, and I saw a wave rise with a body in it. The lifegaurd's boat went towards the body, picked it up, and brought it to shore, and these people were just absolutely wailing.

So the kid died, and I had just talked to him the night before. Feels odd man.

Rip tide is always fun. Only time I thought 'game over man, game over.'

One time, while I was travelling by car at night to the beach, I suddenly and uneplainably lost control; and when I barely moved the wheel to set the car in the straight direction; it gave a violent jerk and spun three times, ending up on the side of the road.

It was surreal, as if I were experiencing it from a sort of filter. I was so high on adrenaline that I felt like a cornered animal, probably stayed motionless in shock for 5 minutes or so before I realized what had happened and got out of the car.

The car was semi-flattened but I was fine. The thing was that, since it was at night, there was practically no one passing on the road and I had to wait a good while before someone helped me.

A kind truck drove me to the nearest gas station where I called the service to come pick the car up. When I got home, I realized a lot of my stuff had been stolen. Fu-

I then found out that there was a factory defect on the car servo devices (I don't know how it is called in english).

And on top of all, it wasn't 10 minutes since I had gotten home all shaky and battered that I heard a wailing screech and the sound of metal being crushed violently, caused by an accident right at the corner of the block where I live. Needless to say, since I was still shocked, that shocked me even further and it was probably the most traumatic thing I have ever experienced.

I'll add one more, as a sublte bump.

I was taking a vacation in Trinidad, where I'm from, last year, at my aunt and uncle's awesome house at the base of thise semi-mountain. Now, the corrupt ghetto nigger government of the island was doing a shitload of construction on the mountain; apparantly in 2020 they're going to be 'up for review' to see if they're a 'first world' country; we're the most developed in the Carribean or someshit.

Anyways, I was in my room, playing XBOX, and pissed at my mom for some reason. It had been raining non stop for the past two days. I heard a huge cracking, and then the door opened, so I said LEAVE ME ALONE MOM, but it wasn't her.

A torrent of muddy water flowed into the room, starting moving up past my ankles [RIP xbox ;_;]. I ran into the living room, heard my aunt screaming, stepped on some glass, and ran into my mom's room so I could make sure that our passports and tickets were safe so we could get the fuck out.

Apparantly all the construction caused a flood, which built up against the retaining wall in the back [around 10] feet high, which subsequently collapsed. We went into the kitchen, her dogs were swimming around me, and the water was still rising. It was pretty awesome.

They're rich and they had insurance so they're fine now, but the next day when staying at another relatives house there was an earthquake. Worst vacation ever.

>>8324872
Holy shit this happened to me last night except I just avoided hitting something.

Closest I came to death was a military exercise in winter. We were in an Iltis (like a jeep) and were in a wooded area. We came to a railroad crossing and were about to cross when the warrant officer said to the driver to stop and check for trains. He halted and the very next second a freight train barrelled through at 40 or 50 miles an hour. It was night, and with the snowbanks and howling wind and blowing snow, the train had been invisible. If the driver hadn't stopped, we would have been a smear on the engine. That's how close death is.

>>8324872
A similar thing happened to me, although it was the car next to me that spun out.

The car to the left of me suddenly lost control and started spinning. It hit the guard rail on the overpass and bounced into my lane. It hit me and then my car started spinning and slid down the embankment on the side of the interstate.

No one was hurt and, like you said, the entire time it felt like it was a dream, or like I was watching someone else on TV. The odd thing is that it didn't really seem to affect me.

Now about near death experiences?

I was doing research on an island, weather was kinda bad, but we only had one last day to take samples. The boat all random fuck like started taking on water, and sunk. My colleague then had a panic attack and couldn't breath right. So I ended up having to swim 3 kilometers to shore caring our samples(rocks) and my friend. This in itself was enough, but as soon as the boat sunk the rain picked up and started storming. And like something out of some shit movie, there were sharks in the water(which is common in the area). I was terrified, but we got back to the shore after what seemed like hours, and were fine.

>>8325613
I'm a guy, but if I were a girl and you told me that story I would sleep with you

>>8325741
Me too. Although it sounds too manly and awesome to be real.

>>8325756
>>8325741
Holy shit, I always though the story was embarrassing, seeing as we let our boat sink and all. But no it's totally, real, I know 3 kilometers cause thats the part of the sampling transect we were on. Sharks are crazy common in that area, and I noticed them when I would take breaks to rest.

I have pictures, from that day w/ the storm and stuff but I don't think it would prove anything really.

One time there was a nuclear bomb about to be detonated under the earths crust, by a corrupt corporation demanding a ransom of a billion us dollars.
Me and my colleague managed to infiltrate the base in the nevada desert, hypnotize a guard into buying some sherbert and then finally disarming the bomb, the chairman of the corporation unfortunatley escaped into space to be frozen in suspended animation.

>>8325971
Sounds groovy, baby.

twin boys. not identical, but twins nonetheless.
i was feeding one of them while he was standing up in his crib. he didnt swallow what was in his mouth so when he opened his mouth for the next spoon full, everything fell out.
it landed inside a children's block. perfectly in the center, the block was just big enough to hold it. there was no slash outside the block - clean up was as simple as throwing the block into the sink and moving on.

These same twins. at the age of about 4.
The skinnier (physically weaker) twin became very sick. The parents were getting worried, they werent sure what was going on. He would do weird things like throw up blood and stuff. The doctors were in the process of trying to figure it out when all of a sudden it stopped. No illness at all. He was fine.
But not the other (stronger/heavier) twin came down with the same problems. this time the doctors were able to figure out what it was. the kid had leukemia. the other twin (who originally came down with the symptoms) did not.
long-story-short, the twin survived and has had no ill effects from having cancer at such a young age. we all know what actually happened: some magical bond between the twins took place and the stronger twin took over the cancer because the weaker twin would never have survived it.

Both boys are now healthy stupidly-tall very active, attractive teenagers.

I was a depressed emo little bitch in highschool and dropped out....so my parents sent me to a boardingschool/rehab...well the first night i'm in there, this dude freaks the fuck out punches out some pretty strong glass, takes the glass and slits his throat infront of our whole group (we were seperated into groups, and there were about 5 groups of 12-16) he then gets angry that we're watching and starts to threaten to cut us with the glass...realizes that counselors are about to tackle his ass and just takes off...he gets tackled and thats about it....damn i've got so many stories from that place lol

storg.net

You're welcome, robots.

Was sitting on a bench in campus, and a girl comes up and sits really close to me(i'm a guy). There were several benches open, so I wasn't sure what was going on. Then another girl comes and sits next to me. I was wondering if I should be doing something to impress these girls but I was a regular scared nerd and focused on reading my book. Eventually several girls come and sit all around, and it's clear it's some sort of sorority prank, I guess "screw with the nerdy loser" but at that time a few friends walk buy and say something along the lines of "dude wtf" I got to reply with "what, o this? this always happens" and walked off. They then started explaining it was a joke, as I left, and I said "don't worry ladies, no need to be embarrased"

Felt good man

>>8326113
I've avoided death so many times it's fucking obnoxious, i've been held at gunpoint over a drug deal while he took my wallet and acid (fucking asshole), od'd on morphine, got so sick in 6th grade i almost died on the airplane coming back home, i missed over 30 days in school, i've been bitten by cottonmouth but it didn't get through my boot, been into a shitload of fights over trivial shit, i remember going to a baseball game and got the munchies cuz i was fucking high and me and my cousin ran off to the vendor downstairs when a baseball went and knocked out the skylight i was sitting under ( high probablitity of me being hit by all the glass that shattered)

my relationship with my boyfriend was on the rocks. i didnt find him appealing any more, the spark was gone, and he felt it as much as i did.

we (him, myself, and three of his best friends) took a trip to the closest major city to do some drinking and partying. two of the best friends had girlfriends (which were not present) and the third one was huge and fat with no self confidence but a very charming man.

my boyfriend spent the night getting all of us drunk, and he asked me to make out with his friends (actually i think he told all his friends to make out with me). Unbeknown to him, his best friend and i have been flirting like mad and i was feeling a lot more for the best friend than my boyfriend.

so while my boyfriend was on the first floor of the bar chatting up other women and taking several shots of absenth (no one knows how much. but it was in the 10-shots range), his best friend and i ended up making out. heavily. on the large leather couch. touching and groping and grinding and rolling around.

it was the hottest thing ive ever done, the closest thing to 'cheating' i have ever done, and my boyfriend was totally cool with it.

later on that night we were walking through the city to go to a larger club and my boyfriend started to act like 007. as in...he actually thought he was 007. he was using his hands to shoot at random people and rolling around on the ground and crawling between peoples' legs etc.

we broke up about a month later, and that night i had sex with his best friend for the first time :)

>>8326164
Ahahahahah bro, that was so pathetic.

>>8326164

thats actually pretty awesome
i like :) good personality
uhm...i dont want to ruin this thread...but i want to speak to you more
i think im in love with you

when the Kosovo war started i just turned 16. i took a boat and a train to Albania then went to Kosovo. i spend a heap of time pulling dead bodies back into trenches, getting shot at by people i couldn't see, and being sent on "wild goose chases"
Albanian Kosovars and Serbian Kosovars and equally shit as far as I'm concerned, but i dod meet some great people.

>>8326330
Not sure what type of trap this is, but I put my a junk email/msn in the email.

>/r9k/
>adventures

Nonetheless, I'm interested to see how this thread goes. I'll probably be F5ing fairly frequently. Let's see, I should have a good story...

How I came to be racist, without the help of 4chan!

I was at my first actual party with some people I didn't no very well. It was at the house of a girl I knew somewhat well and there was an open invitation on MySpace - I thought, what the hell. I was in the middle of an existential crisis at the time, I think.

So, I get there, I don't know anybody very well, but I know a couple of guys and I hang around them. Suddenly, we run out of grog. Someone mentions that there's a bottle-o down the street and so I say "Yeah, I'll chip in," and me and four black guys walk out the front of the house to go get more beer. Suddenly, they jump me, take my wallet, steal my money (only like ten bucks in cash) and then tell me not to tell anyone.

Later I found out that this had happened to another guy I know, too.

I didn't leave the party after that, I found some awful vodka and did a couple of shots when one of the black guys saw me again and shoved a cigarette into my forehead. Then we had this exchange:

"What the fuck?"
"YOU FUCKIN' TELL ANYONE?"
"Nah, dude, I'm just... chillin'."
"Yah man, you cool, we bros."

I got a lift home that night from a surveyor who recognised this story when I previously posted it on /r9k/.

>>8326425
>I got a lift home that night from a surveyor who recognised this story when I previously posted it on /r9k/.
..wat?

>>8326393


well shit man, the least you could do is check your e-mail.

I was 10. It was around janurary (ausfag here so it was hot as fuck) when I heard someone knocking at the door. I went to answer it because my mum was out the back. I open the door to see these 2 girls who were probably around 15 16 years old dressed in full winter attire. Scarfs, beanies, long pants, sweaters everything. They were similar height and weight aswell. Weren't twins though.

One asked if my mother was home, I said yes I'll go get her. Me and my mum came back and they were gone. Nothing was stolen or anything. They just left.

Lived in a crack house for a few days

My dad tried to kill my mom, stabbed her MULTIPLE times in the torso...

She almost died.

One time I was exploring some storm drains in my city. I had done it a few times before, and it was fairly neat just to see the how they were made, and the random shit that got washed down there. It was mostly trash, but some cool old bottles or random things like frying pans and a radios. One day I went farther then usual, and came into a square room like area. These were fairly common, but this one was different. The entire room was covered in string, tired back and forth all over the room. A bunch of different colors of yarn like string just tied all over the place, made the room look like a spider web or something. This thing was way back in the back of the the storm drainage system, it was so weird. At the time I got creeped out and didn't go back. Now I kinda regret not getting any pictures.

Saw a dead body on the side of a road while in a Taxi

Saw a guy skinning a dog in Vietnam

Bathed in the dirtiest, shit filled river with some people in Laos

Went snorkeling in the marine park where they filmed "The Beach" off Koh Samui

Went into Burma/Myanmar for a day, they kept my passport at the border (cunts) and I met one of the generals of the Burmese Army, who invited me for a cup of tea. He was a pretty cool guy tbh

Dodged traffic in Hanoi like a motherfucker, that shit is scary if you don't know what you're doing

Stayed on a beach town in Malaysia in a chalet. Decided to feed bits of coconut flesh to the squirrels that were jumping around, it was cute. Then a pack of about 20+ macaque decided to gate crash and fucking terrorized me for days.

Shot a 9mm in a firing range in Thailand (pistols are illegal to own in my country even with a license), have the target I shot at hanging on my wall behind me.

Traveled to Tibet then to base camp at Everest. The highest I went was 5208m (17,087ft). Afterwards I traveled back to the capital then flew to china > Bangkok in Thailand. Flying from Tibet to Thailand took a day. Going from extreme cold at altitude to tropical heat and sea level was heaven.

Slept on a sleeper bus in China going from Kunming to the Vietnamese border. The driver was most likely on opiates and hyped up on caffeine to stay awake. Was the shittiest and scariest bus ride of my fucking life.

Crossed over the border from Malaysia to Thailand where they are having border conflicts at the moment. It was like being in a war zone where you could hear the gunfire in the distance and the fucking suspense was everywhere.

there's so fucking much, not going to list anymore.

Was sitting at the red light at the bottom of an off-ramp after getting out of work. It was about 1AM and cold as shit. Suddenly there's this huge bang on my passenger's side rear window. Like a huge fucking rock hit it or something. I look over and see nothing. I look in my rear-view and see some guy running back to the pickup truck behind me and getting in. Apparently, for some reason, he had gotten out, ran up to my car and smacked the shit out of the window. Still not sure if he used his bare hand or what, but whatever, it didn't break the window. I sat there wondering WTF I should do. I had a pistol under my seat (work in a crappy area of town). I was contemplating sticking it in the back of my pants just in case and getting out to see WTF the problem was with these two guys (passenger dude was the one that had gotten out). Light turned green, I figured whatever the deal was, it wasn't worth it and drove off. I took my left turn, they turned right. Not hugely scary or anything. Just very, very fucking bizarre.

>>8326682
it belonged to a homeless man

>>8326692
That's a shitload of tight shit.

blox

I was in Bermuda. Horseshoe bay is a famous beach, for good reason. Truly it is a wonder of the world.
I climbed on top of a cliff that mustn't been somewhere between 40 and 60 feet high. I climbed up that motherfucker and looked out over the beach. That's when I saw god, realized everything was going to be okay, and jumped off. That's right, I jumped of that cliff, barely missing the sharp rocks at the bottom.
And I would do it again.
Then I saw a pretty girl lying on the beach, she was obviously impressed by my blatant disregard for my own safety. I told a joke, she laughed, and I walked away feeling like hot shit.

That my friends, is life. None of this electronic bullshit, none of this insecurity crap. Pure life is falling from from a godammed cliff towards what could very well be certain death, and not giving a fuck, because you know you'll live. Life is seeing a pretty girl laugh and smile. Life is being able to walk away, completley and utterly content and without a care in the world.
There is no method to life, life is danger. Life is adventure and crazy, confusing, insane, chaos.
Embrace it all and god seeps in through the cracks in the sidewalk, then straight into your fucking brain.

Life is pure motherfuckin' magic.

>>8326692

and you did this all in one summer :)

>>8326761
Fucking typos.

"must've"

>>8326767

was actually from 2 years in total backpacking through Asia (spread out over 10 years)

speaking of which I'm going back in September.

>>8326682
I used to go in those all the time, storm drains are fricking awesome to explore, once I snuck into a small airport through one, I've also been in one when it started raining, the whole tunnel was gushing water a few moments after I got out.

>>8326530

Also, when I was 16 me and my friends lived in a pretty bad neighbourhood. We always use to stay at this one guys house. We practically lived there. Some nights we'd smoke weed get drunk do whatever.

I was also a pretty big vandal we use to run around and wreck shit. I use to kick the shit out of every garden gnome I saw. We also fucked up heaps of turfs and threw the flagpoles around at a golf course once.

This one time we were just walking around one night and one of my friends smashed a mailbox. Some little kids saw. It was like 2 in the morning so I have no idea why they were outside their house. Anyway they yelled for their dad.

Next minute this big ass crackhead was chasing us around the neighbourhood with some fucking stick. We ran for ages and hid at some oval while he kept circling around the neighbourhood in his car.

This thread has grand potential.
If it reaches 100 posts omitted I am archiving this.
Make me proud robots.

>>8326815
Are you a 4chanarchive moderator?

This thread seems amusing enough.

Bumping for imminent entertainment.

>>8326799

Also lately, I moved to the city for uni. There's this guy that walks passed our house everyday and he just stares at us while he walks by. He also looks like his actually retarded.

Anyway I was walking home around 7ish from uni one night and saw him place the mask in the picture on our doorstep. Then he walked off.

There's also this old guy that came up to the house one day and asked "is there an asian girl that lives here?" I said no, me and a few friends live here now. Every now and then I see this guy parked outside our house just looking. Then he drives off when we notice.

Nothing super exciting adventure-wise pops into my head, but a few nights ago I was riding a car with four friends driving to Denny's late at night. Now, this car is a two-wheel drive car built on a frame designed for a four-wheeler and is unreasonably top heavy.

Now, there's an on-ramp called The Fishhook where I live, named so because it starts off as a gradual turn and then gets more and more intense, like a fishhook. We're going around this turn and there's a car in the lane next to us (it's a two-lane curving on-ramp, it's retarded as hell) and the guy who's driving accelerates and turns a little bit near the end of the turn to avoid the other car.

We all jerk to the left, and the driver jerks the wheel over and we all fly over to the right. We all start laughing because everyone thinks he did it on purpose just to fuck with us when he yells "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE"

Turns out we went up on two wheels and the jerk to the right was us coming back down. Pic related, our faces.

>>8326950
One time I posted in a pretty cool story thread but then no one else posted and it slid off the first page.

my younger brother was riding on the back of some dudes bike.
his ancle got destroyed by the gears.
i saw the bone.

>There's also this old guy that came up to the house one day and asked "is there an asian girl that lives here?" I said no, me and a few friends live here now. Every now and then I see this guy parked outside our house just looking. Then he drives off when we notice.

Once, a frail old man of about sixty knocked on the door. He asked for my sister, Mae (who was about 12), and said that she had invited him to dinner. I told him there was no one by that name here. He said ok, and drove away in a green sedan that looked like it came out of the factory decades ago.

After I closed the door, she had been peering down at us from the second floor staircase, a place not visible from the front door. She asked who that person was. I told her what he said, and she said she definitely never invited anybody to dinner.

My parents filed a report with the police. I didn't want her play alone in the neighborhood, but my parents said it was okay. They weren't worried about her walking alone to school and back, like I was.

My sister never went missing and we never saw the man again.

>>8327449
The lens now was a write off, after telling them instead of letting me keep it as an awesome souvenir, they threw it out and bought me a new one.

Not a bad trade off but that thing would have made a cool paperweight.

>>8327490
Maybe you can shoot your new one?

>>8327449
He was right, wasn't he? I mean, you WERE trying to SHOOT some insurgents...

bump
likeablox

bump again
forthebloxed

>>8327449
Americans do often mistake cameras for weapons

>>8327449
I don't believe you, for a couple of reasons.
Through a fence, any marksman trying to pop you would've unless the range was insane, and then you wouldn't have been seen unless he was actually a sniper- wherin he wouldn't have missed.

Unless you got one of the real hick shit PMC fellas- you know, the ones who aren't ex military, just moron with guns. I could see one of those fucks missing you at point blank.

>>8327971
Hey man, that shit will steal your soul

>>8326236
AHHH DAMMIT. Why do you post such shitty stories?!

the other day a friend and i were driving around, and we saw a mutilated deer on the side of the road. its head had somehow been removed, and blood was spewing from it's neck to the pavement. vultures were surrounding it, tearing its flesh off.

it was pretty gross.

where is op's pic located?

>>8327997

Hahaha, oh man, that reminds me. I've got this Romanian friend who's fucking hilarious, loves driving, but has hit like 5 deer in the past three years.

Last time, he was driving through the boonies of our town, and hit a deer, sent the thing flying about 40 feet. He ran out, swearing in Romanian, ran up to the deer and punched it and spat on it, then sat down and started crying. He was sort of drunk.

He calls over our buddy who really loves hunting and the like, and this guy comes over, checks out his car, takes out a POCKET KNIFE and starts gutting the thing [it's already dead]. He guts it, and then they go over to this girls house and hang it up to bleed; she lives in the boonies as well.

The deer meat spoilt, and the dad saw a hanging deer carcass the next morning.

I've got some pretty awesome party/bro stories from last summer. I should start a thread about that, maybe tomorrow.

>>8328018

Google 'Where The Hell is Matt?'. You won't be disappointed.

this is pretty tame i guess considering whats been posted here but when I was 10 or so my mom dropped my brother off at a bus going to camp and while she was saying goodbye (took like 10 mins idk why) this dude climbs out of the top of a fucking 30 foot tree, naked, and jacks off in front of me. I locked the car doors immediately and this dude starts rubbing himself up against the windows, telling me to open the door. He ran when he saw my mom coming back.
Also there was this hobo who roamed around my neighborhood in the summers (i'm from NYC) and would yell "hallelujah" as loud as he fucking could for like an hour pacing around the neighborhood at 2am. I think he got stabbed at one point, motherfucker deserved it though for being so fucking loud.
Also, 9/11 was one trippy ass day. My family thought my god mom died until she shows up at our fucking door with dust in her hair and her feet blistered. She apparently got out of WTC 7 2 minutes before it collapsed and didn't stop running in her high heels until she got to our apartment (Morningside Heights, its a pretty long way)

>>8326692
>Malaysia
>Thailand
>border conflicts
wut

There was this time when I was desperately hungry, I walked to the kitchen and looked into the biscuit tin, but then...there was no more biscuits ( ;_ ;)

Once went to a friend's party, I had dosed on some 2c-e just prior to going. I took the bag of 2c-e with me because I knew a friend that was going would want to try it. At the party I gave out doses to several friends who I knew pretty well and had done drugs with before. I felt like I knew these people well enough to give them 2c-e. 2c-e, if you don't know, is a pretty powerful hallucinogen. The events that transpired during that night were directly a result of a failure of judgment on my behalf. There was this one guy, who I had gotten high with before and hung out with a few times. Real tall fellow, he must have at least been 6'5". Unbeknownst to me at the time, he has some pretty bad mental issues. The times I had hung out with him he never really displayed any such thing, though. Later I would come to find out that he is on several medications including lithium and adderall.

Anyway, everyone has dosed and we're all having a nice little time chilling outside and enjoying the night with some alcohol. After about 30 minutes, aforementioned guy walks away from the group. I didn't pay any mind to it at first, I thought he was just going to piss. He didn't seem to be having any trouble prior to this so what happened afterward was to be completely unexpected. continued in next post

get a fucking move, seriously how long does it take to type

>>8328656
sometimes i will watch a movie only half way, or 3/4, stop it and never finish it off. sometimes our imagination is better than anything else anyone else can produce

>>8328552
Two finger typist detected.

>>8328399
YOUNG MAN!
I was once in your shoes!

I ate Coffee Mate. Straight up. God.

Sometime after the dude had vanished, lets call him M for simplicity's sake, some one pointed out that he still had not returned. At this point I was somewhat buzzed from the alcohol, but moreso I was just starting to peak in my trip. A girl went to look for him but she couldn't find him, so me and my best friend G decide to go look for him. We had a general direction in which to look for M, so we exited the host's property and continued down the street. It's really dark and we don't have any flashlights, so we resort to calling his name. Not very far away from the party house in a neighboring yard, I see a tall dark figure just standing there. I quickly recognize that it's him, because he is one of the tallest people I've ever seen. I approach him, and he is completely still. From this moment I knew that something was up. I was about 10 feet away from him and he wouldn't acknowledge me saying his name. So, I walked closer and asked if he was alright. When I'm about 1 foot away from him he recoils at the sight of me but stands his ground. I ask him if he wants to have a cigarette in the calmest way possible, because it was pretty evident there was definitely something burning up in his head. He mumbles something. I took a cigarette out of my pack and extended it to him, and he immediately smacked my arm away and shouted, "NO!" and jumped back a bit. At this point, I'm about shitting my pants with terror. Here is this giraffe of a kid tripping nuts in the darkness of someone's front yard, and nothing I say is getting through to him. Continued in the next post.

>>8328831
and....? cmon what happens next

When we return to the party, we let the girl who had tried to find him know what happened. We didn't want to let everyone else know because we felt that it wasn't in their best interests to know that M had completely lost his mind and was now exploring the neighborhood. From this point on I was stuck in one spot worrying about M and what would become of him. I knew that he was in a state of mind that was not conducive to his own safety but I told myself that he would be okay. Later in the night, we are told that there are cops just down the street. Not just one or two cops, but 4 cars. It was a hybrid feeling of relief and worry. I knew that he would be okay in the hands of the law, but I was afraid of what would become of M when he returns to a clear state of mind is being asked questions about how the whole scenario came about. I was really worried that I would be held legally responsible, and having just turned 18 it was not something I wanted to happen, to put lightly. Anyway, the party moves inside due to the amount of cops only several hundred feet away from the party house.

>>8328919

wow... you were an asshole back then... hopefully you take a bit more responsibility for yourself and your actions now...

either way... continue. A story is a story

To make a long story short, the cops eventually found our house, as it was the one with all the cars parked in the driveway. They entered the house and apprehended everyone. They put us all in a room and started interrogating/searching us. They had apparently found a pill in M's cigarette pack, which was an adderall pill that he was prescribed. When they found nothing on all of us (I had flushed the remaining 2c-e prior to this) they realized that the pill hadnt come from us. The cops start calling the minors' parents and emptying all the alcohol. When the cops left, we were all still tripping a little bit, and completely dumbfounded at what had happened. We just sat in silence until one of us would pipe up and say something to the effect of, "Wow. I can't believe that just happened."

The next day I found out that M had been released from the hospital and was okay. Nothing ever came of this experience, but I'm for damn sure never giving M any more drugs.

>>8328990

What mental problems did he have exactly Smeggy?

>>8328990
Wow talk about a weak ending.

I was expecting him to slice his wrists and paint horrifying pictures all over the walls then cut his balls of and eat them or something.

>>8329017
I'm not really quite sure. I'm pretty sure he's bipolar, as well as just generally fucked in the head.

>>8329018
Yeah, well, that's reality for you. What did you expect, that we would have a huge buttfuck orgy and sacrifice a goat to satan?

The darkest secret I know is that a class mate of mine while we were out partying mustered up the courage to tell a girl in my class that he loved her. She declined and commited suicide about two weeks later. To this day I do not know if he knows that I know he loved her.

My mom also got her purse snatched while we were on vacation in Milano. The guy grabbed it right as the subway doors wre about to close and my mom made the most primal scream I've ever heard in my life. One of pure adrenaline which you can't ever replicate. My mom stood up fast as lightning and started to bend up the closed the doors. Other people saw the thief since he had to run along the train to get to the exit and they all yelled "POLICIA!" as loud as they could. The thief dropped the purse and we didn't lose a dime.
Funny thing was that when we told about what had happened to a woman at the tourist center and to our hotel portier they both said the same thing: "A gypsy?!"
Never change Italy.

>>8329066

That M woulda done some crazy ass shit. You did build us up that 4 pig cars showed up after all.

>>8329052
Well, the cops told us that he was doing backflips in someone's yard and shouting in their windows. Also that he had gotten into a fight with the police officers, which was not all that surprising to me.

>>8329076

Zinghari di merda. Also the chick killed herself or your buddy did?

>>8329128
The chick killed herself, jumped off a bridge into a river while intoxicated. First time someone relatively close to commited suicide. Felt bad man.

My brand new Bearded Dragon
need ideas for name???

Spyro??
Puff??

whats your input?
(yet to be sexed)

>>8329193
you are going to fuck a lizard? that's fucked up dude, even for 4chan.

>>8329188

You killed her, didn't you?

When i was 17 I was driving to a friends along some really curvy back roads when this car comes out of nowhere going about 70 along a turn, losses control and hits the ditch and rolls about a dozen times. I freaked the fuck out and pulled over and called the cops and talked with them as I got out to see if they were alive. The woman had been thrown from the car and had been snapped pretty much in half her spine was sticking out of her back and most of her looked like hamburger. I almost passed out being the pussy I am and when I got back a hold of myself I went to see if anyone was in the car. The driver had been wearing his seatbelt and was sitting upside down in the car decapitated and mutilated.