>is there ever a reason for the doctor to put her hand under your balls and squeeze?

THAT. What the fuck man. The guy squeezed too hard too.

>mouth to let it chatter my teeth because I thought it was funny

HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FAG

oh shit....... I did the same thing as a kid.

FUCK!

I remember "touching tongues" with my dad when I was like 4 or 5. We did it a couple of times and haven't spoken a word of it since.

I found my mom's dildo and did the same thing.

Then I played jedi with it.
She yelled at me and took it away. I didn't know why for the longest time. :(

I used to shove my sister's barbie dolls up my butt because it felt good. When I got caught by her she spanked me. Now I look back, I feel sick but slightly aroused.

When I was like, 4 or 5. I was sleeping in my parents' bed for some reason, I was probably scared of something.
I remember there was a balloon on the bed.
I blew it up, purely for the fun of it. (Hey, I was a kid!)
A few years back, I realised it was a condom.
I'll never know if it was used.
Fuck, I hope it wasn't.

>>8323267

The thing with the balls could be:

a. checking for hernia
b. checking for undescended testicles
c. a perversion

After I got circumcised, I went in for a check up and the nurse played around with my genitals and I got hard. I was 11 and didn't have sex ed yet. She giggled and made me cum, it was our secret, I should have told my parents now I know what this was.

>>8323547
'Grats bro, you got a hand job.
Was she cute?

>>8323547

Nurse: hehehehe

anon: *SQQQQQQQUIIIIRRRRRTTTTTT* OOOH SHIIIII-

When I was in preschool I watched some movie with my dad that had some hot chick in it. I got a stiffie and asked my dad why my hot dog was growing.

LOL no lie...

i love these threads
i have nothing to contribute, but i'm bumping for potential

Found a big black dildo in my moms drawers (dildo was replica cock)

Tucked it under my trousers and went to school, proudly showing it to everyone (made it look like it was mine).

Oh wait, childhood? Shit, i did that when i was 15.

>>8323547

Circumcised at 11? Ouch.

>>8323570
She was blonde and had like C breasts. But I don't like blondes. :/
>>8323584
I didn't swear back then.
>>8323647
I got circumcised at 8 for medical reasons and I had to have a check up each year until I was 14.

>>8323547
You see this is my fetish.

Spontaneous sex acts in normal environments.

turned on the tv and fuzzy but very visible porn was on and blasting from the speakers. parents and sister were in the room. it was two chicks in the middle of intense scissoring. fucking cable.

I remember when I was maybe 5 or younger, just sitting watching TV and I saw someone walking past the window. So I took out my penis, rolled down the foreskin and thrusted my pelvis up, pointing my cock in the person's direction. I can still remember the glance my parents exhanged, although my dad just said "Put it away".

Also, I used to encourage my sister to spread her vagina for me, again when I was about 5 or 6, because I wanted to see what it looked like.

Penis sword fights with friend when we were 7.

DEFINITELY NOT GAY. YEP.

Getting your nuts checked is normal for a physical. And if they do anything weird, it's probably because they're nervous as fuck about touching a little kid's genitals.

>>8323762

WEENIE WARS

took a shower with my two older cousins around age 6. we yelled for our moms to come in the bathroom. once they showed up we pulled the curtain away and played air guitar, strumming our dicks.

>>8323738
So basically you responded to a possible intruder by shoving your dick in their direction. You were a badass 5 year old man.

OH GOD DONT REMIND ME OF THAT SHIT ASSHOLE

This one night right before bedtime, I was laying on my parents bed, while they were preparing for bed as well (brushing teeth and whatnot, don't think anything crazy). At that point I found something under my dads pillow and asked what they were. My dad said it was something for his teeth and that I should put it back.

<--- Me after realizing they were condoms.

Sometimes I would hear my parents fucking and SCREAMING like fucking madmen and I would get really scared, and when I would ask them about the screaming the next morning they would say they were having a stomach ache.

Walked in on them having sex a few times too, but it never really struck me as anything, even if I did already know about sex at the time

>>8323819
I'm a retard. -_-

>>8323822
i hope to be your dad when i'm married

>>8323668
What the fuck? 6 years of checkups? What the hell for?

>>8323799
I remember taking a bath with my oldest male friend and oldest female friend when we were 3-5.

It's quite sad that is one of two times I've seen a female naked up close in my life. The other time when I fucking this 17 year old when I was 16. I was drunk though, can barely remember it.

>>8323857
Lol, because my penis thought it was a good idea to grow bigger than my body expected it to. If I didn't get circumcised my foreskin would have split open.

>>8323799

classic.

I thought nothing of coming in and sleeping between my parents. In fact, I enjoyed it more than regular sleep.

>>8323874
this is so disgusting that it's badass

Once I fed my sister dog poop, she got worms, I was 8 and she was 3. I was a terrible kid.

you get the area under your balls squeezed to check for hernias. I had to get a checkup for my latest job and they did just that. I didn't expect that I would be pulling my pants down that day so I wasnt exactly comfortable with the doctor exposing my 2 inch flaccid hairy knob out.

>>8323939
Did he suck it?

Had a rabbit.
I once stuck my arm into the cage and he put his front legs onto my arm and starting squirming and trying to claw up and shit.
I told my Dad like "Hey, dad, look! It's like a game, haha, how cute"
He looked awkward. I realise now it was because the rabbit was trying to hump the shit out of my arm.

>>8323972
I'll see your rabbit and raise you a fully-grown lab. My friend's mom was laughing her ass off and I had no idea. I was also 14.

When I was two or three my brother and I stole an industrial sized tub of peanut butter and took a bath together in it

>>8324007
>stole at age 3
>bath in peanut butter
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh okay

>>8324007
I... you... what.

Every single one of these has made me crack ip

OH GOD NO. I've now remembered the time I walked into my mum and step-father having sex, I was like 11 or so. I'd rather have watched a person die than have walked in on them in the act. Oh I really hated my step-father...

playing truth or dare with my cousins and getting dared to jack off my cousin.....i had no idea what it was or anything so i didn't really understand, but yeah. we don't talk about it

>>8324042
It wasn't from the store or anything, it was from our neighbor. Mom was chatting with the neighbor lady over tea, my brother started climbing the cabinets and shit in the kitchen. We found delicious peanut butter, ran to the bathroom, and started dumping it in the bathtub and rubbing it all over ourselves.

I have no idea why she had enough peanut butter to bathe two toddlers.

When I was about seven, I asked my mother, "What's a slut?" She replied that it was a woman who didn't work for a living. It satisfied my curiosity.

>>8324007
>>8324007
YEAH ME TOO THAT SHIT'S SO POSSIBLE

My doctor had to touch my vajayjay when I was little, maybe 4. Only time I ever remember.

My brother made me show my parts to him when we around the same age.

As a young kid, I had no humility, so I didn't care that my family would see me naked. I'd run around, with my dick flying everywhere, until my parents got angry at me and told me to put it away. Combine that with the fact that I had learned that if you grab you dick and move it around, it felt good, and I was just asking for it.

I remember one time, lying on the couch, when I announced to my family is was "joystick time" and I promptly pulled down my pants and went at it. I don't remember what happened after that, but it must've been awkward.

>>8324166
>I announced to my family is was "joystick time"

I cracked up at that one.

On new years when I was.. maybe 6 or 7, I walked downstairs and into the living room. I walked in on my Aunt and Uncle fucking on the couch. They didn't notice me, but.. oh my god, when I realized what they were doing, I freaked out.

>>8324117
Similar thing happened to me too, but my mom replied "somebody who sells her body parts for money."

I spent years thinking that prostitutes ripped off their arms and legs and sold them on the street corner.

>>8324166
>"joystick time"

Ten yes

>>8324121
When we were little, my sister(a year older) had me and my friend show her our penises, and then she'd reward us with stickers.

>>8324166

oh good lord i remember my autistic cousin jack streaking through the my grandma's house during thanksgiving one year, his parents running behind him trying to catch him. I'm lol'ing so hard as i type this

>>8324166

That sounds an awful lot like a joke in A Dana Carvey comedy special from like 1996. "It's nek-kid tiiiime!"

I dressed up in my mom's clothing and wrestled with my downes syndrome cousin who wore his sister's ballet clothes and a tie on his head. I got changed out of the clothes before my parents got back but the downes kid got in so much trouble whilst I was laughing. Feels bad man.

In primary school (year 6) there was a kid with down syndrome (Catholic primary school, "everyone is equal bullshit"). During class once, he got his dick and started playing with it. Somehow the teacher didn't notice, everyone was almost roaring with laughter until she finally noticed and took him out.

>>8324256
I wish I was making it up, but I'm not.
The shaaaaaaaaaaame :/

On a related note, I also figured out that thinking of certain girls made me hard when I was like 9. I had fun with that for a long time.

When I was in the 1st or 2nd grade there was a retarded kid under the jungle gym on the playground and for some reason I went under there and repeatedly called him weird. His mom told the shit out of me after school and she missed my mom (hadn't got there to pick me up yet) by mere seconds. I tried to hide in some bushes from the lady, but she pulled me out.

>>8323861
This guy again.

I remember another incident. The girl said me and the guy should wrestle. She then said to strip to our underwear. We wrestled in our underwear unknowing this is satisfying her. We were about 6 or 7.

Also another with the same people:
Me and my male friend were annoyed with our female friend because she was sick of us playing video games. I came up with an idea that we strip her naked, tie her to a swivel chair and roll her in to our parents. It didn't happen. Now that I think of it, shit is pretty sickening. Same age as above.

ersdghewtr

When I was a child my brother and I would often spend time in our mother's room. Sometimes she would pull out a back massager and massage our back with it which felt very nice. In fact, it felt so nice that I wondered "How would it feel ... down THERE?" and so I stole it and took it to my room to use on my naughty bits. My mother of course found out and came into my room like "You can't use the back massager on yourself like that!" and took it away from me.

A few years ago, I found out the damn "back massager" was a Hitachi Magic Wand. I had used my mother's vibrator on myself! (Pic related. Top item.)

Anyone else remember those faggots who would always peek through the cracks in the stalls while you were pooping at school? I always hated that.

I had an infected cyst in my breast and had to have a few doctors and nurses squeezing my tits.

Could've been SO awkward.

Oh wait. I was 14. It was awkward.

>>8324624
PUSSTITS.

>>8324607
Who the fuck does that?

>>8325049

I know right. A lot of times it could have been someone just looking as they walked by and not making an effort to peek. Either way, those cracks were stinking massive.

>>8324005
i'll see your lab and raise you a full grown SHEEP.

BBBUUUUMMPQUAKE whooaa

>>8324607

FUCK YES

GOD I HATED THAT

This one time there were like 4 guys who game in and kicked in the door and laughed at me and i couldn't do shit!

this girl down the street, was like 7-8 but we were showing each others naughty bits, so i was so interested in her vag i was shoving one of her barbies in her vag and poking it, going its SO SSSSQQUUIISSSHHYY...then her mom walked in and just laughed her ass off.....i later realized her parents were massive potheads and smoked out her mom one time (she was hot...fuuu wanted to do her) and her daughters were hot too, shit sucks, never did anything unless you count barbie doll vag play

I once was hiding under my parents bed to read my step-dad's playboys. I thought I could be quick while my mom was in the shower.. Well I got carried away and she came out went and shut the door to get dressed, and proceeded to lay down a MASSIVE fart. I almost lost it laughing but I was so shocked I held it back. As soon as the bathroom door shut for her to do her hair, I fucking bolted!

Hilarious thread. MORE!

when i was in kindergarten i went to the me and this girl named kaitlyn would ask the teacher to go to the bathroom everyday during recess we would go in the hallway of the bathrooms right before it split between boys and girls and i would show her my penis she touched it a couple times and one time i put it on e the floor and she pressed a rock on top of it with her hand she also let me spank her sometimes.

in first grade i showed my dick to a girl named claire that i liked after she asked me to she screamed and said it looked like a worm but she never told anyone what we did.

in third grade i was at a girl named jessicas house down the street me and her neighbors would play truth or dare i would always make jessica dare me to feel her (no exsistant) tits she was in fifth grade so they had just started to barely develop out a little bit around the nipple areole area i thought it was the coolest thing ever.sometimes she would play with my penis and and i would go pull her panties off while she would play neo pets at her computer i would rub her pussy and she would tell me it tickeled. she would also bake me stuff in her easy bake oven while i played crash team racing shit was SO cash.

in sixth grade after i moved i went to an after school day care center type thing (sorta like boys and girls club) i would play truth or dare with the 8th graders under a blanket i got my first blow job from a girl named Kelsey and this half black girl showed me her pussy (i have to see her everyday in highschool its been really awkward) but one time this girl nemed brooke was there and i got dared to grab her boobs for 30 seconds she was so hot (tan, brown hair, brown doe eyes, thin,) i was all over those perky b cups like a madman she didnt really like me though.

ive done more things with girls as i got into highschool but i regret doing some of the things above its made me have a terrible addiction to sex and porn

>>8323939
What the heck kind of job do you do that requires a physical???

>>8328046
Holy fuck child.

just

wat

>>8328046
Fuck man, every time I think I've seen it all on 4chan some motherfucker comes out of the woodwork and surprises me. Goo on you, anon.

>>8323267
The second one, about the balls and the squeezing.

Jesus christ, grow up, what did you think your doctor was coming onto you?
They do that all the time to 1. check if your balls are developing properly 2. check for any bumps/deformities that can be testicular cancer etc

Girl I knew a while back started developing early... early I guess, at least.

I was walking through the hallway once coming back from the drinking fountain when I see her in the hallway. She stops me and goes, "hey, anon, come here!" She took me to the girls bathroom and showed me her nipples, saying how they changed shape etc...

shits fucked up now that i think about it.

>>8323711
Aydin, is that you?

>>8328393
>Goo on you

I chuckle'd

This is good shit.

>>8323874
Why the 6 years of checkups though? That seems just a bit excessive.

I was 8 and had discovered erections. At a sleepover with my friend I whipped it out and said "lol its just like a joystick, hurf durf" whilst grabbing my erection and moving it around. He proceeded to do the same with his penis. This happened a couple times, we don't talk about it.

>>8323267
There was a Turkish kid in grade 1 who got a circumcision. He showed me his recently operated on dick in the toilets. I was fairly grossed out.

In grade one there was another Lebanese kid that kept showing his dick under the table. The girls were grossed out and the teacher simply said 'that's disgusting'.

Wtf is it with Middle Easterners?

When I was like 6 I showered with my oldr brother and essentially gave him a handjob.
Never, ever talking about it out loud.

When I was about 6 and my 12 year old brother would have his friends over, I'd constantly flash them my dick and ass because I thought it was funny.

Once at the same age when I was in a hot tub with my best friend, We showed each other our assholes and described them to each other. My mom walked in...

Apparently its a common thing amongst kids. Ray Romano even did a joke about it because he walked in on his twins doing it.

>s there ever a reason for the doctor to put her hand under your balls and squeeze?

yes there is, they are checking for abnormalities to make sure they've developed properly since birth because what the fuck do you know about checking for testicle problems at 8

my sister made me finger her when i was young while she played with my dick one night, now that i think about it. ugh

I remember pissing in my neighbor's front lawn while they were outside enjoying a barbecue. I was 5 I think. Got grounded hard.

I also remember playing around with my friend's younger sister when I was 6-7. She touched my dick mostly, I looked at her thing.

Felt embarrassed about a couple years later but now I don't give a shit.

Also remember "touching tongues" with another friend when I was young as fuck.

Man kids do weird shit.

I was staying over my friends house one weekend when I was 9 and his mom gave us some money to go see a movie. The theatre was only a few blocks away but she dropped us off and told us to call when the movie was finished so she could pick us up. Well. We went in and sat through half the movie and got bored, so we decided to sneak into another movie. We got busted however and thrown out by an usher. We debated calling his mom on a pay phone as she asked but decided to keep the money and just walk home. The walk only took 10min and we got back. We went around the back to go through the backdoor and ran smack dab into his parents, completely naked, having sex on the hood of their car. We both just kinda froze up, then hid around the corner and watched. After a little while we ran back to the theatre and decided to chill there for a bit and ring his mom up. She came and picked us up and we never said anything to her about it.

It wasn't really awkward, because we both knew what sex was at that point. It was more like ''Oh, so thats what it looks like in real life. Huh.'' Although I suspect my friend was secretly embarassed as hell.

>>8323547
Sir, I'm gonna need you to go into more detail.

when I was in first grade, I eagerly informed my dad of my new plan. I was going to have a daughter and keep her in a small cage with no clothes. She would never go to school, learn to speak, or know anything of the outside world.
As far as i recall, it wasn't so i could do stuff to her, just look.

Im normally a well balanced guy. Down to earth, study at the uni. I'm generally in a good mood as well. But when I think about certain past experiences where I made some major social screw ups, such as my failed sex experiences or awkward situations with my parents, I notice I start talking to myself out loud. And i start muttering things like "I want to kill myself". It usually make one or two comments in which I don't really have any control over the content.

It really doesn't fit my personality and my normal behaviour. Any one else having experience with this or knows why this happends?

>>8330254
It scares the shit out of me anyway.

>>8330254
Yeah I do this, but instead of saying things for some reason I kinda go ahhh quite loudly, it just help me get over it.

>>8330254
similiar kind of. actually, not really. anyways, when i hit on someone i don't like seeing them for about a day no matter what. sometimes i say really random mean things for no reason but usually i'm really nice. once me and my brother and a friend were all brown-eyeing each other. that would be weird nowadays.

>>8330254
This seems really common but I never read about others doing this. I do it when I think of any past event but I generally get pissed at myself then think about how much i hate myself and try to force other thoughts. I hate most of what I do and it commonly happens while I try to sleep and I smash my head with a pillow.

>>8330254
Yeah i have that problem too, but I seriously want to kill myself

When I was six, before I even knew what sex was I found some softcore magazines when I visited my aunt.

For some reason I pulled down my pants and laid on top of the magazine on one of the pages where a girl was spreading her legs.

..yeah awkward

>>8330326
That is a strange want. I imagine everyone wants to die soon but killing their self is too hard so they just wait.

>>8323376
Ew. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever read on /r9k/ and I've read a lot of things.

Enjoy your dad having had a boycrush on you in the past, faggot.

my brother and i touched tongues

it was terrible so we never did it again

At secondary school our uniform was a white polo shirt under a blue jumper. Once, a batshit insane teacher (not for this reason but she was widely known to be crazy), sent me out for not taking off my jumper because she deemed it to be too hot for me to be wearing it.
As I was standing outside the woman who deals with special needs kids happened to be walking past and asked me why I'd been sent out, then she took me to another room asking me about why I'd been sent out, she then asked me if it was because "I don't like to wear white". At the time I thought she was suggesting I was racist or something, now I know that child victims of sexual abuse often don't feel comfortable wearing white...

The touching tongues thing brings a few things back.
When I was a kids my mum used to get her cousing to babysit me on occasion, she'd often give me sweets but she'd do this by putting it in her mouth and passing it into my mouth, she was pretty ugly too, now she's dead.

>>8328046
cause this post needs to be seen

>>8330254
>>8330291
>>8330314

Shit I do this too. It's like vocalizing somehow breaks the negative thoughts/resurgent embarassment associated with whatever I was thinking about. It sort of allows me to stop thinking about it. Strange.

>>8328046

Damn son. That's enough to feed pedo fantasies for a lifetime. I never touched a girl until I was 18 :(