Original text:

"I love smoking weed on my bed"

...25 translations later we get:

"I leave my bed drug"
This one is a little more appropriate I guess:
"I love smoking weed on my bed"

...54 translations later we get:

"Let him sleep."

"Harry Potter is a faggot"

...54 translations later we get:

"Haripottapakku."
I blame the japanese.

Original text:

"My throbbing penis is going to rape you"

...54 translations later we get:

"My body, war for salvation.

Damn, that's...kinda cool.

I wanna get a proper family and be rich
10x
These families to become healthy wealthy
25x
The family is wealthy, healthy
54x
Health and family puppies.

Well what the fuck is this shit.

"My computer just died."

...54 translations later we get:

"My computer died."

>>8319151
In all fairness, that's fuckin' amazing.

Mine:
"I'm Welsh and therefore am awesome."

...54 translations later we get:

"Veillette, I am happy."


Umm. Whut.

"Do a barrel roll!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Foot here!"

"What would you do If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom

What would you do If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice

Would you think about all them people

Who gave up everything they had.

Would you think about all them War Vets "

...54 translations later we get:

"If you're Injured or not. Veterani, but the majority will your dreams."

"NIGGERS"

...54 translations later we get:

"Manchester United."

"Unicorn Tail Hermaphrodite"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gay Community"

"I am the God damn Batman!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Batman a"

>>8319196

Oh lawd, I laughedblox.

"Need to shit"

...54 translations later we get:

Buy

"Hello, my name is Jordan. I am a tripfriend. How do you do? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Hello, my name is Jordan, one .. With you!"


Fuck, that sounds like a threat.

"Smoke weed erryday."

...54 translations later we get:

"Erridai smoke."

Am I kawaii? Uguu

Pin me.

Original text:

"I am not sure what to think about you right now. I want you here with me, even though it could be awkward and unproductive. Is that selfish of me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Not my computer is hard to understand Vietnamese, I think."

"No you can't read my poker face"
...54 translations later we get:
"I do not know pokerfase."

The fuck's a pokerfase?

"Off for a fap now"

...54 translations later we get:

About Us

blox"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...54 translations later we get:

"How to achieve results."

"Sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling "row row row your boat" through a carwash."

...54 translations later we get:

"How and when, "Marshall Arts film teyaneun good car."

my hovercraft is full of eels.

54 translations later:
Eel needs luftputebat.

"DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS"

...54 translations later we get:

"Takashi Susumu Susumu hip Niche Niche Gift Susumu picturesque Susumu, has fun, American Niche Takashi fun you Susumu Susumu Susumu Susumu Takashima, has fun, Takashi."

?

"I smoke weed everyday and don't give a fuck"

...54 translations later we get:

"Marijuana charge."

Original text:

"I'm a man! A bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12 on a 10 scale of badness."

...55 translations later we get:

"I am a man! This is the same! Hovbad? No platform! I was 12, and 10 Minors"

"I love my cow for she gives me milk and cheese."

...54 translations later we get:

"I believe that meat and milk, cheese and our people."

>>8319230
Original text:

"He'll read my, he'll read my, no, he can't read my poker face."

...54 translations later we get:

"He and his people can not read my mail."

Original text:

"Your mother is a whore."

...54 translations later we get:

"My mother is a prostitute"

"I am the Lord Jesus Christ. None can enter the kingdom of heaven except through Me."

...54 translations later we get:

"But the media do to Jesus the messiah."

"Ah, Master Ace, and how are you? Enjoy the party? Word, yo, I am, too. So what's your name? Hm, that's kind of different I must say - hard to spell, I trust, hey!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company, right? Enjoy the site or not. In a word, and my sister. What is the name of the restaurant - it is difficult to help your sister."

Fair enough.

Lesse see here

dklsfjwoe8giosvkdlxc;

"RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR FACE"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ramirez issues helicopter."

wut

>>8319260
Unless you live in California

"My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Girls can not play anywhere."

random..
"sweep it under the carpet "

...54 translations later we get:

"Livestokk points"

Original text:

"Unbreakable union of freeborn republics Great Russia has welded forever to stand! Created in struggle by will of the peoples United and mighty, our Soviet land!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Russia is always better! Competitiveness of the Soviet people in the United States!"

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life."

translates to:

"Unfortunately, this is life and death forever."

Nice.

"I am a filthy camwhore that posts my picture whenever I get the chance on 4chan"

...54 translations later we get:

"I think dirty kamvhore 4 Chan"

>>8319339
I think there's someone just fucking with the translations. Some of these are too responsive to their original texts. This one was awesome.

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, yes, you!"

>>8319324
Oh goodness:
"My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins!"

...10 translations later we get:

"I am not a clone, we virgins!"

"My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins!"

...25 translations later we get:

"I can not reproduce any virgins!"

"I don't want it, it tastes like wolf vagina."

...54 translations later we get:

"I know it is facing a ball."

"Why do you insist that the human genetic code is "sacred" or "taboo"? It is a chemical process and nothing more. For that matter -we- are chemical processes and nothing more. If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomforta"

...54 translations later we get:

"Human nature or from clean "or" right "Happy Birthday chemical and other Chemicals,? Number of issues are real and useful tool."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEMICAL AND OTHER CHEMICALS!

"A modern day warrior mean mean stride today's Tom Sawyer mean mean pride."

...54 translations later we get:

"Measures the number of modern birds, Tam Sawyer "said proud."

"OP IS A FAGGOT"

...54 translations later we get:

"Compliance and ability tree. ""

"Always I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!"

...54 translations later we get:

"And every week and the religion, your husband, unity and love for life for!"

"Son, I am disappoint"
..25 translations later we get:
""Man, very disappointed""
...54 translations later we get:
""I was Disappointed."

"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice which I've been turning around in my head ever since."
to
"Finally the father of the child and poor advice."

not actually as bad as I had been hoping

"what the fuck is this shit"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fear of dogs hakx"

Original text:

"In Soviet Russia, language translates YOU!!!"

...10 translations later we get:

"In Russia, and translated for you!"

"I fully intend to allow all of my organs to be donated after my death. I placed one condition though: I would like all of my organs to go to the same person. That of course, makes it less of a donation and more of a hostile takeover."

...54 translations later we get:

"I could be dead because I see. However, aggression is a small gift."

Okay, what.

"Women are smart intelligent people and are not a waste of space"

...54 translations later we get:

"White women and intelligent understanding."

Fuck yeah, the whites will rise again!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

...54 translations later we get:

"We can not stop! My God!"

"Never have relish in the faery power
Of unreflecting love;--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think,
Till Love and Fame to nothingness do sink. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Again 'Ma gold and use the same world Bank."

>>8319437
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hiubatohanfuri murder!"

"My massive bag of weed lays on my penis"

54 translations later turns into

"My big bag My grass"

Original text:

"I, for one, welcome our new robot overlord."

...54 translations later we get:

"New Members robot."

Original text:

"I love them high school girls, man. I keep gettin' older and they stay the same age. Yes, they do. Yes, they do."

...54 translations later we get:

"Life is so, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love women."

"I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed"

...55 translations later we get:

"And as all Siblings, good structure, Tourists, Mosaics lie, jeans Painless, Desperately, will to be a Trophy wife"

Let's see if I can hit the thread this time.

"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

...54 translations later we get:

"Thanks for the fish, you can find fresh fish."

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

...54 translations later we get:

"4 -7 years for justice and equal opportunities and create conditions for Investment in China"

Cool.

"I want to taste semen"

...54 translations later we get:

"Please"

>>8319481
>...55 translations later we get:
>55

Original text:

"Your penis is glorious- it's like a Roman column. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Cooking new"

"I would like to have casual sex with you in the missionary position."

...54 translations later we get:

"The road to success."
COLIN APPROVES.

"derp "

...54 translations later we get:

"Rap."

"Girls don't poop"

...54 translations later we get:

"Not Utah."

"In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw. "

...54 translations later we get:

"I know I will see."

>>8319585

"herp derp"

...54 translations later we get:

"Peres China"

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

And thne 54 translation later, its not even remotely the same...

"This is a decision to spend his own, it seems that I want to do something else?"

"now what the fuck does this thing do?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Work on dogs?"

Original text:

"Penis."

...54 translations later we get:

"Death"


:(

"My drill is the drill that pierces the heavens!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Chong said because I swear!"

Original text:

"Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls."

...54 translations later we get:

"Cannon lame hip"

Original text:

"I fucked your mother, you goat herder."

...54 translations later we get:

"Father bones, lots of grass."

>implying that computer translations are bad

...54 translations later we get:

> Media Poor


>implying you were right all along

"The pleasure of being cummed inside."

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome to shipment."

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tshakkutshakkutshakku problem. Such as fruit and suspicious or not."

"Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body, transforming the infinite darkness into light. Unmatched in heaven and earth, one machine, equal to the gods! Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The country is our hope that the dark surface. A single God worship the clouds! Fagan Super Guide!"

Original text:

"I cut your penis into five pieces."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ppyeotjogakeunoy year"

"Never a frown with golden brown"

...54 translations later we get:

"Smile"

Original text:

"fire the cannons on my mark"

...54 translations later we get:

"This website is belong to me"

Original text:

"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

...54 translations later we get:

"Attention. A good solution in the evening. Song angels"

"I would like to have sex with you, you sexy translator."

...25 translations later we get:

"I use a translator to sex."

Original text:

"Whargarbl"

...54 translations later we get:

"Vhargarbl."

Original text:

"I would like to take you inside my house and make love to you"

...54 translations later we get:

"I wanted to stay home with children."

"I mixed the apples in with the other fruit to create a delicious fruit salad."

...54 translations later we get:

"Fruit and Vegetables, particularly echo Programming."

>>8319685
Original text:

"Attention. A good solution in the evening. Song angels"

...54 translations later we get:

"Good night angel song."

>>8319702


Original text:

"Good night angel song."

...54 translations later we get:

"Music night."

"Damn the torpedoes! Ramming speed!"

...54 translations later we get:

"And the Torpedoes! RAM speed?"

Original text:

"I want to suck off little boys."

...54 translations later we get:

"I believe that children breathe."

>>8319671

"Don't underestimate us! We don't care about space or time or multidimensional whatevers! We don't give a damn about that! Force your way down a path you choose and do it all yourself! That's the Team Dai-Gurren way!"

...54 translations later we get:

"You! 3 for the next day! Crazy! You can choose the best from here! Under Dale's group in March"

>>8319710


Original text:

"Music night"

...54 translations later we get:

"Night"

"there are those which actually translate there sentences and those which bullshit"

54 translations later i actually got

"this post is full of win"

"Why am I wasting so much time doing this? I could be doing much better with the time I have right now."

...54 translations later we get:

"Why waste your time on purpose."

Touche...

"Please stay over and have sex with me. "

...54 translations later we get:

"When in fact impossible."

Original text:

"I want to make sweet sweet love to you."

...54 translations later we get:

"And very good."

"I was really hungover this morning"

54x
"Head."

>>8319724

"Just who the hell do you think I am?"

...54 translations later we get:

""This."

"Bitches and whores."

...54 translations later we get:

"Hooker"

"I wish I was dead."

...54 translations later we get:

""I am going to die."

Niggers have big dicks.

>Black is a good friend.

Original text:

"I love you so much it hurts to pee."

...54 translations later we get:

"I am tormented."

>>8319731
"there are those which actually translate there sentences and those which bullshit"

...54 translations later we get:

"Answers."

I'm aweome. ->54 translations later: That's my fault.

"I'm going to smoke a joint tomorrow."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not bad."

Original text:

"WO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO"

...54 translations later we get:

"2 Following the second world war, when, where and when, where and when, where, when and where."

"I sense a soul in search of answers "

...54 translations later we get:

"Debate, and I hope"

"Video killed the radio star"

...54 translations later we get:

"Video killed the radio star"

I'm suprised

"I am going to make steak fajitas with guacamole tonight for dinner."

...54 translations later we get:

"With butter sauce, meat bingo night off."

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?""

...54 translations later we get:

"He said: "In the past," he said, "what is being said."

>>8319791
fghjjfdghjghn
"LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO "

...54 translations later we get:

"He he he he he did bogey bogey bogey bogey bogey bogey bogey stove skull skull skull skull skull Lou Lolo Lulu - caddy for him, but now, skull his skull, skull skull skull Ms. Lu. Top"

What the fuck.


"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER "

...54 translations later we get:

"Master hair hair hair hair."

>>8319825


Original text:

"SO LO MO FO BO CO JO HO VO CO XO ZO AO SO DO FO GO QO WO EO RO "

...54 translations later we get:

"Association xueshi molybdenum 2 where, the .. Adolf World Health Organization truth."

"Hitler killed a lot of jews"

54 translations later...

"Hitler killed jews"

Not bad.

What the hell!

Original text:

"There was something awkward with that man."

...54 translations later we get:

"Close"

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

...54 translations later we get:

"Feelings of freedom and the United States and the Republic of eternal love."

"Well I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot
Eazy-E, muthafukas cold knocking the boots"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, and tools - email, me, Rich Bitch, I'm years ago, eggs, and super easy to distribute movies - muthafukas know that cold water Shoes"

lol

"Fuck the police"

...54 translations later we get:

"Police Fire"

cause and effect, heh

Original text:

"oh no I'm choking on one million dicks"

...54 translations later we get:

"10,000 from the South States of America, and anxiety."

jesus christ what is this i don't even

HOLY SHIT!
Original text:

"Hello."

...54 translations later we get:

"Hi"

"I'm going to bump this thread."

...54 translations later we get:

"To solve the problem."

Well this thing has the right idea...

"Strippers and hard drugs all night long. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Love the night."

"i do not believe this sentence will derive greatly from its original form after a few translations"

...54 translations later we get:

"But I think the basic scheme has been introduced."

well played.... CLEVERBOT! in disguise.

Original:
"Sure is copy pasta around desu"

54 translations laters:
"Front"

wat

"Yo dawg I heard you like cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pelakakan store in Egypt, we hear"

lolwut

"I like to eat fresh apple pie" ....54 translations later we get: "Apple shares ham sandwich for me"

"Oh, how i love peanut butter"

54 translations later:

"I like cheese"

her vagina is looser then I expected "

...54 translations later we get:

"A more Flexible Aircraft."

"It is time to smoke a cigarette outside"

...54 translations later we get:

"Spy"

Original text:

"Why do you hate me with such intensity?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Harry and anger?"

"My penis is on fire."

...54 translations later we get:

"I have burning boat"

"Where should I stick this cucumber?"
>...10 translations later we get:
"A practical option?"

"i wanted to stick it in her anus"

...54 translations later we get:

"Call me on my board."

"i love japanese porn"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sex with my Japanese"

thats pretty funny.
"I went to the gym and then I drank a hemp protein shake. Damn it feels good to be a gangster."

...54 translations later we get:

"Medication and exercise my drink protein Shakes. This will improve their situation."

"wrap that latex around my penis so i can ejeculate on your face"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ejekulate friends."

When will Jesus come down and rape our 8 year old sisters?
became
Brothers In Christ's life, rape, eight years?

"It is not ok to post child porn."

...54 translations later we get:

"He."

"negroid men are black "

...54 translations later we get:

"Marissa."

I'd like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich please."

...54 translations later we get:

"Sandwich with cheese and jelly products."

"i finger my anus"

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

"i'm talking to a girl that is topless in bed, i would like to have sex with her"

...54 translations later we get:

"Naked woman lying in bed, and you want some."

"Child porn is wrong."

...54 translations later we get:

"Forum."

Original text:

"Why does everyone have such major Daddy issues? I blame freud"

...54 translations later we get:

"The problem is a good father? Freud criticized."

Original text:

"this could be a sign of serious side effects"

...54 translations later we get:

"No one can be a very bad sign."

"nigger tits"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ebonyautodoa."

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in gramma"

...54 translations later we get:

"Appropriate media and general feeling of machine translation. Mental text sex 'in (ASCII), generally"

"You'll have to excuse me I'm not at my best. I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left. And these so-called vacations will soon be my death. I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest."

...54 translations later we get:

"And the Monday, I am glad I went. This can lead to death. The number of patients and their families receive."

Props to anyone who recognizes the quote without looking it up.

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA:


"Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fox 04 minutes 38 seconds W 02:00."

"my vagina is my best friend, wolfmother is my favourite band"

...54 translations later we get:

"Bandourufumaza good friend of my favorites."

Almost Epic....

"Do not try to translate this."

...54 translations later we get:

"Have not tried."

Daddy Warbucks kind of comes off as a pedophile. I think there's a reason why he's taken such a liking to Annie...

54 translations later:

Varbukx molested by her father, I think ..."

"aye nigger, wanna go get some weed, my mum's not home"

...54 translations later we get:

"Monte Hall always Feels like home"

"Fuck everything, fuck me."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dick Cook."

wha

"Rape is almost as funny on Mondays as it is on Sundays!"

...54 translations later we get:

"From Monday to Saturday from sexual violence, very interesting!"


wait... what happened to Sunday?

"What is this I don't even."

...54 translations later we get:

"Male"

Oh.

>>8320530

It's the day of rest.

Duh.

"I'm going to this party later. I might have sex."

...54 translations later we get:

"This leads to more orthodox. With satisfaction."

Nice.

I might at least get a blow job maybe. God damn I hope so.

"Robot unicorn attack"

...54 translations later we get:

"Buffalo Missile attack."

FUND IT.

>>8320497
That one's pretty awesome

"This thread is full of niggardly niggards who want to rape your mother in our collective anus"

...54 translations later we get:

"Anal rape of women and children's issues."

??????????????????????

"i use vaseline as lube "

...54 translations later we get:

"Use vaseline or oil."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
...54 translations later we get:
"I like the smell of the morning heart."

"You just shot an unarmed man."
...54 translations later we get:
"Registration"

"In bed when, after the fight, all the green, I enjoy the smell of skittles"

...54 translations later we get:

"Green kiss my dog to sleep"

"a cat is fine too"

...54 translations later we get:

"Never"

I guess I cat isn't fine after all.

Hitler is my hero. Sieg heil!

54 translations later:
Hitler is my hero, yeah.

"Cunt scab slut fuck horse shit cunnilingus nigger "

...55 translations later we get:

"Korean slut of cat, black dog is liking whore"

THAT'S RIGHT, 55 TRANSLATIONS BITCH.

"I dislike lemons."

54 later...

"I love lemon"

wtf

"So if you say that you love me, are you telling the truth?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Do you like horses?"

"CHECK OUT MY GRILLS BITCH"

...54 translations later we get:

"Women guriritesuto."


can someone translate what guritesuto means? fucking japs

"Videogames are amazing, everyone should play them. Also, I salt your wounds, you innocent whore."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ironikalli, Gambling, bad rap bitch."

"the word google will always translate correctly"

...54 translations later we get:

"Google is always right"

"Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I see no reason, why the Gunpowder Treason, should ever be forgot."

...10 translations later we get:

"Remember Remember, in November, Gunpowder treason and plot one-fifth. I think that there is no reason we should not forget the gunpowder treason."

...25 translations later we get:

"Powder Treason and plot do not forget to mention the fifth time in November. I do not see why we should not forget the betrayal of ammunition."

...54 translations later we get:

"Do not forget to change the powder Treason and make or lose in November 5, we must understand the question."

"If i were an oscar myer weiner."

...54 translations later we get:

"Osukamaeyaoyna time."

"I'm going to go fap now"

...54 translations later we get:

"Resistance"
What...?

>>8320558
BUFFALO MISSILE ATTACK FUCK YEAR.

"The prince of Bel-Aire is totally fucking sluts right fucking now."

...54 translations later we get:

"Mellor to prostitute princess fuck dog"

"I will rip your penis off with a pair of rusty pliers and shove them down your mother's throat."

...54 translations later we get:

"I heard heavy fighting for Equality and doors. ""

I FIGHT FOR EQUALITY AND DOORS.

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck fucker"

...54 translations later we get:

"I went to the dog and bone"

"No more fucking fucked up japanese translations."

...54 translations later we get:

"Was translated into Japanese"


Wut. lol.

"Please don't make me fuck your eyeballs."

...54 translations later we get:

"From my point of translation."

"vagina"
...54 translations later we get:
"Full"

bitches and whores... all over the world!

Original text:

"A man chooses, a slave obeys "

...54 translations later we get:

"For children."

Oh god yes

Never shall I forget that night, the first night in camp, which has turned my life into one long night, seven times cursed and seven times sealed. Never shall I forget that smoke. Never shall I forget the faces of children, turned to wreaths of smoke"

55 translations later:
Bamehaeia tonight, tonight, 7 September a judge has warned the church. Do not forget to work that day."

"Bitches and whores"

...54 translations later we get:

"Improvement"

"My interpreter died, will you help me?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Will help you all kill me"

We made it suicidal.

"Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly"

...54 translations later we get:

"Adult basic glass brain power food"

War is peace

25 translations later we get:

World

There is seriously something wrong with the welsh interpreting. It went from breath to pi in one translation. WTF is that?

I put in:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America."
I got out:
"Sure, the American flag."

NICEEEEEEEEE

"Has anyone been far as even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? "

...10 translations later we get:

"Now it has decided to restrict the use or no one wants to see?"


"Has anyone been far as even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? "

...25 translations later we get:

"Well, I decided to serve, and no one can see?"


"Has anyone been far as even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? "

...54 translations later we get:

"So I decided to change?"

"God exists, and he is dissapointed of atheists."

54 translations later:

"God can not complain about Atheists."

lolwut?

"fuck off you whore bag"

...54 translations later we get:

"My sister, my bag thick."


???

"My brain is full of fuck"

Translated to...

"Zidek fire."

wat

"Ok, I can not think of anything else to translate. Is it ok to fuck your sister?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, in other countries. I agree with his sister."

>>8320805

That's Welsh.

"I will fuck your twelve year old daughter in the ass."
...54 translations later we get:
"12 years imprisonment."

I think it is fucking with me?

"I am desperate for the toilet."

54 translations later, we get...

"Wait."

"All the people in the club getting high and all my lovers be hating cause they haters"

...10 translations later we get:

"Although the club is still high, I hate all your friends and hate"


"All the people in the club getting high and all my lovers be hating cause they haters"

...25 translations later we get:

"Although the company is still great, I hate all my friends and I hated"


"All the people in the club getting high and all my lovers be hating cause they haters"

...54 translations later we get:

"The company is still a good friend like me."

"Dont Stop Believin" ----> "Remember what you think"

"In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'" -------> "Hey, the voice Greig: 'Well,' she said;"

"Stop, in the name of Love!" -----> ""I love the name!"

Original text:

"fuck you motherfucker i fuck your shit up"

...54 translations later we get:

"The devil his first wife, went to the other."

"I am going to say fuck it. Your sister is not a whore. Your mother licks only lollipops. They were playing with balls outside and one hit your sisters tits."

...54 translations later we get:

"My sister, my mother died of cancer in hell bitch cylinder."

Oh shit, evil bitch cylinder balls. Wtf?

>>8320805
no one actually speaks Welsh any more, it's just weird throat noises they make to confuse the English, so they obviously can't find anyone to check their translation software.

"Initiate the Final Solution."

...54 translations later, we get:

"Solving."

BAD TRANSLATOR IS HITLER BAD TRANSLATOR IS HITLER BAD TRANSLATOR IS HITLER BAD TRANSLATOR IS HITLER BAD TRANSLATOR IS HITLER

"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! "

...54 translations later we get:

"In other words, I am sure you have no life!"

"How do you divide by zero?"

...54 translations later we get:

"We start doing it."

"Now I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not dead in the war."

"Cumdumpster"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kumdumpster."

"Women are smart."

...54 translations later we get:

"For women."

Original text:

"All is fair in love and war"

...54 translations later we get:

"True love."

"Lady gaga sucks balls her music is shit and she has a penis"

...54 translations later we get:

"Women and Religion"


strange......

"The Meaning of Life"

...25 translations later we get:

"Raisins"

You heard it here first, folks.

"I brush my teeth with my finger and my pee."

25 Translations:
"Brush your teeth with your finger, and John Doe."

54 Translations:
"And the fact that John washed your hands."

"Fat is bad."

...54 translations later we get:

"There is good fat"


..huh.

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I know that means he was born, we, you know? "Yes, I saw the sense to tell the truth. But the most powerful weapon in the world his head blown clean application 44 and say you're happy? Of Punk" is that you do."

"You're the best around, nothing's gonna ever keep you down."

...54 translations later we get:

"True, again"

"Semen"

...54 translations later we get:

"Visual Studio."

"I'll fuck you with a rake."

...54 translations later we get:

"Heck, I can not hack"

...hm.

"I have the longest dick in the world"

...54 translations later we get:

"Save the world"


oh my. thats super

"Is there life on Mars"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sam lives in peace."

"What the fuck am I reading?"
...25 translations later we get:
"I have read that the dog crap?"

"fucking asshole"
...54 translations later we get:
"City"

"shit fuck ass hell damn crap bitch cunt"
...54 translations later we get:
"First president of La Central heating."

"Jesus Christ"
...54 translations later we get:
"Uniform"

"nigga"
...54 translations later we get:
"Entertainment."

"I'll slap you around and you'll like it!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The camera first!"

Original text:

"The fantastic Doctor Penis. A mad professor who tries to do the right thing, but often makes mistakes. After years of research, he has developed an experimental new kind of technology, X technology, which can enhance the abilities of living organisms"

...10 translations later we get:

"Doctor's penis. Mad Professor, who is in the implementation is completed, but often wrong. After years of research, new experimental techniques and X-type technology can improve the body's ability to"

>>8321035
"Raisins"

...54 translations later we get:

"Region"

>>8321146
"Region"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ground"

"Double Anal is Best Anal"

...54 translations later we get:

"Shuanggangganghao."

Say what?

>>8321152
"Ground"

...54 translations later we get:

"World"

>>8321165
"World"

...54 translations later we get:

"World"

Now you know the true meaning of life.

Original text:

"You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it."

...54 translations later we get:

"I also tanggor, I know silk"

"Powered by google"

...54 translations later we get:

"Google believes."


Epic.

"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"You"

Lol that was good one

"If only I had known; I should have become a watch maker."

...54 translations later we get:

"If you can do that."

"Original, from Lady Gaga's Bad Romance: "You and me put on a bad romance" 54 Translations later: "I love you?" "

...54 translations later we get:

"Former intimate partner, friend: "You and I pay my 54:" You say you love me. ""

"Women are bitches and whores"

10 translations: "Women are prostitutes and prostitutes."

25 translations: "Women prostitutes and whores"

54 translations: "Move women and violence."

Looks like women are whores to me.

"Women" 55 tranlations later "Wake up"

Hahahahahaha oh made my day.

I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT IT DID.

"Give me some of that nigger cum!"

...54 translations later we get:

"We have a black president?"

Testing with an old meme...
"We're no strangers to love You know the rules, and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand"

...54 translations later we get:

"Excellent, I do not know real love and care about people."

"I'm picking my nose then mushing the boogers on my fingers and sniffing it"

...54 translations later we get:

"Choose hand. Gaesseolmaeoyseyo gross"

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in gramma"

...54 translations later we get:

"Information and communication as a means of change. Mental text sex 'in (ASCII), generally"


mental text sex in ASCII, generally

mental text sex in ASCII, generally

mental text sex in ASCII, generally

mental text sex in ASCII, generally

mental text sex in ASCII, generally

oh lawdy

Original text:

"That's my fucking rug man"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tipping"

>>8321175

YOU SIR, ARE WRONG

He did 25 translations and you did 54

if we do 54 all the way through it does

The meaning of life

step

line

internet

internet

"I want your penis in my ass."

...54 translations later we get:

"I think fried chicken."

"I do not understand this world full of Spanish speaking robots"

...54 translations later we get:

"Spain can not understand the world of Robots"

Original text:

"masturbation"

...54 translations later we get:

"Anonymous"
sounds about right...

.... yep

"I love anime."

...25 translations later we get:

"I love cartoons."

Should post that on /a/. Weeaboo love it when you call anime a cartoon.

"Women"
55 later
"Wake up"

Ohloldy

Enemy combatants have no POW rights.

becomes

"The war is no enemies."

HAHAHAHA!

Original text:

"Holy mother of god! I'm going to shit myself soon."

...54 translations later we get:

"Girls! Discomfort."

In the sunken city the dead god of madness lies dreaming.

25 later;

Flood, God is a crazy dream.

"Is it time for marmalade? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Change?"

"She flashes her vagina to my retard brother and says "You cannot have this, you cannot have this, na na na na!""

...25 translations later we get:

"Eliminate the brake, my brother said, "You can do whatever you want!"

Original text:

"Poop is delicious."

...25 translations later we get:

"This is good."

LOL This is fun.

"Apple Inc. is an American multinational corporation that designs and manufactures consumer electronics, computer software, and personal computers. The company's best-known hardware products include Macintosh computers, the iPod, and the iPhone."

...54 translations later we get:

"America, and Apple hardware and software. With the products in March, and ipod."

Original text:

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Moon, 4 hours?"

"arcanine"

...54 translations later we get:

"Privacy"

>>8321408

Sounds like a date!

"Why did the tomato cross the road?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tomatoes on the street?"

Burn in the fires you started.

becomes

4 posts!

Do you think it's implying something?

hmmmm....

Original text:

"Niggers will steal your bicykle and rape your girlfriend!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Vehicle theft and rape of black women!"

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Get a bad bitch!"

Original text:

"Death is within me"

...54 translations later we get:

"Death"

Man, this is some pretty deep shit.

"Its not funny, my ass is on fire"

...54 translations later we get:

"Light, fun, and sometimes"


oh dear,,,,,

"Your arse was full of farts, and I fucked them out of you."

...54 translations later we get:

"Finally,"

WAT

>>8321424

It is telling you to stop samefagging the thread.

"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized"

...54 translations later we get:

"The sea."

Oh god I am lol'ing so hard at this thread.
This is awesome. Do continue.

"I love Wienerschnitzel. If Wienerschnitzel were a woman, I would marry it."

...54 translations later we get:

"I want to breast cancer among married women with meat food."

"I scored a thirty-two while bowling and now I will never live it down."

...54 translations later we get:

"Item 32 - I am still here"

"cum"

...54 translations later we get:

"Human Resources."

Original text:

"Rape a carrot in a gondola. Make it so."

...10 translations later we get:

"From a violation of the gondola. Do it."

...25 translations later we get:

"Truck break. Do it."

...54 translations later we get:

"Then please, kind."

Original text:

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical "

...54 translations later we get:

"When our prime agricultural, mining, I know the kings of the animal data. Uotamarasonnaifu."


Uotamarasonnaifu????????/

dude...

"I walked to the edge of the pier. No one was there except for a lone seagull, bobbing on the waves. All was quiet- for now. It wouldn't be long until this whole area erupted into a cacophony of noise and and movement."

...54 translations later we get:

"For the final goodbye to my time in the sandwich wall for the road is up to standard"

Original text:

"does shit taste like candy?"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is not good for dogs."

"fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"

...54 translations later we get:

"Flower rain pollution."

"You are ineffective at translating things."

...54 translations later we get:

"When the birds."

"This translator site is trying to make me kill myself."

...54 translations later we get:

"I was Sentenced to death."

"Oh wow that sucks. But you don't need to make other people want to die too. Its just rude."

...54 translations later we get:

"Which is good. But some people just want to work on."

"Do you mean, some people want to keep living?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What?"

"Wow the translator doesn't understand me. Ok dude, I'm sorry about your death sentence, but please don't encourage other people to hurt themselves."

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, I do not understand the translation. Sorry, was Injured in a natural death."

Oh I think I get it. Is that why your the "bad translator"?

...48 translations later we get:

Yes, I think. Why did this happen?

"I do not know. Perhaps you murdered someone."

...54 translations later we get:

"This can lead to death."

"What can lead to death, Talking to you? Sigh, fuck this you win, I'm going to go jump in front of a train now."

...54 translations later we get:

"Death, I know the keyboard, escape from hell"

"So you are saying that I can come visit you in hell, and then use a cheat code to get back out?"

...25 translations later we get:

"Well, I'll tell you, we can go to hell, then the standard error to stop

"Hell has STDERR. Well alright I'm on my way."

...54 translations later we get:

"There are, of course, I am not wrong, I am ready."

>>8319196

It goes like that from Chinese to English.
I think the Chinese and Japanese translations are the ones making the translator shitty.

"I accepted a job as a postal worker."
...54 translations later we get:
"E-mail"

>>8321591

Oh Jesus Christ I am shitting my pants now wtf

"Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know. I had a telegram from the home: 'Mother passed away. Funeral tomorrow. Yours sincerely.' That doesn't mean anything. It may have been yesterday."

...54 translations later we get:

"My mother died, and I know tomorrow. I know my mother. Introduction to the funeral tomorrow everything now that I think possible."

>Is there something real that's behind the mask?

>"It also includes results"

Original text:

"why can't you turn against me? you fucking disappoint me"

...54 translations later we get:

"And we know where to start? Love"

"sage"

...54 translations later we get:

"Crazy"

'your love is one in a million ' ( listening to aaliyah ^_^ )

54 translations later...

'i loved 1000000'

hmmm i dont think that sends out the same kinda message...

"Now when all of the flower ladies want back what they have lent you."

...54 translations later we get:

"After the female flowers."

"Laura Burns broke my heart and I will never forget it."

Uncircumcised will not waste cotton ... Forgot my heart.

>>8321635
"Don't sage this thread"

...54 translations later we get:

"Silly"

:)

Original text:

"excuse me, could you pass the syrup?"

...54 translations later we get:

"But to control blood sugar?"

"Pikachu is an electric type Pokemon. The evolved form of Pikachu is Raichu."
...54 translations later we get:
"Maryoraihi ball game should not click on Google."

Original text:

"Always, I want to be with you"

...54 translations later we get:

"History"

Original text:

"Vagina"

...54 translations later we get:

"Full"

Original text:

"AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU"

...54 translations later we get:

"United States"

"My bathroom is messier than yours."

...54 translations later we get:

"The car belongs to Jesus the messiah."

"My cat is old and about to die"

Section 5 bk ().

FUCK YOU NIGGER"

...25 translations later we get:

"I am a Negro Dick"


oh lawdylawds

"Believe in me, who believes in you."

...54 translations later we get:

"My opinion, I think."

"Ultimately this is an excercise that proves nothing. Language is subjective, like your mothers sweaty testicles. They are delicious."

...54 translations later we get:

"You can also find some research. Mind your own language."

"Hi" turns into "Travel"

"What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?"
...54 Translations later we get...
"Damage or drinking tonight?"

FUCKING ROFL!!

Original text:

"Are you a sentient being?"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is a very human emotion?"

Awareness? Yes, I would like to think it is. Can you read my thoughts?

...54 translations later we get:

"May 4 thought. You can read my thoughts."

Original text:

"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, we need to talk with him."

"On an indifferent spring morning, the narrator sleeps late. In his physical absence we are introduced to his failing herb garden, his absent cat and his absolute inability to connect with another human being by his disembodied voice."

...54 translations later we get:

"Breakfast in bed is not good in the spring of Internet media and the hospital did not have cat"

"By using this tool, you understand that it is made for fun and is not designed to insult anyone in any way."

...54 translations later we get:

"It is interesting, but sad."

Fantastic.

Original text:

"I hate Europe, a lot. I mean if Europe was any worse, they would be Russia. "

...54 translations later we get:

"In Europe, many people are aware of the importance Europe and Russia eager to show."

Original text:

"No ceilings motherfucker good morning, dick in your mouth while you're yawning."

...54 translations later we get:

"Son, election in the first half."

"lol u tk hm 2 da bar?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Two blocks from the monument in the United States?"

Original text:

"sex"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sex"

"persephone"

...54 translations later we get:

"Phone fuck."


wut

Original text:

"The European Union should construct a European Army and create a strong and free Socialist state, seeking Enlightenment like our forebears whilst we battle the evils of tyranny and Fascism and embrace democracy and free trade."

...54 translations later we get:

"EU Rdstjorn socialist democratic spirit sekuritate division of and those who believe in Fascism, and the parents chat."

Indeed.

Original text:

"shitting dick nipples"

...54 translations later we get:

"Members of milk a dog."

"girl on girl"

...54 translations later we get:

"Wedding"

"girl+girl+girl+girl+girl+girl+girl+girl+girl+girl"

...54 translations later we get:

"Football Federation wedding + + + France 1022."

"man on man"

...54 translations later we get:

"Others."

"girl+man+girl+girl+man+girl+man+women+slut"

...54 translations later we get:

"Wedding + + + + + Two women looking for marriage and prostitution."

"Who is able to triforce"

...54 translations later we get:

"Delta Force."

"God saw all that he had made, and he saw that it was very good."

...54 translations later we get:

"The spirit of God's mercy."

Original text:

"Take my head in your hands and shake it."

...54 translations later we get:

"I soneulreul."

So tru.

Original text:

"NO U "

...54 translations later we get:

"T"


lol

Original text:

"It is all in vain."

...54 translations later we get:

"But I'm sorry."