I've encountered many - as many as there are socially awkward men.

There were tons of them in high school. Sorta never notice them though.

>So anyway she was rather plain-looking and acted pretty nervously, which was actually somewhat cute,

d'aawwwwwww

> but then all of a sudden, without a warning,

I don't like where this is going at all.

>she started rambling on about anime, Japan and shit and hinted on us doing something sometime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYOvVzQ1EZE&feature=related

Yeah, I've encountered a few. Usually pretty fat and/or ugly.

It's the same as with men. If she had been hot you sure as hell wouldn't have thought she was "creepy"

I can imagine a large portion of /r9k/ actually doing what that girl did to you.

It makes me cringe.

I met this girl (but meet tons of girls and guys like her just this sticks out) who was happily social and talk to people but would make a fool of herself: just told these bizarre jokes she thought was funny and no one else did but everyone was polite and she has friends

Once when I was in the bookstore I walked by the manga section and some nerdy girl tried talking to me. Nobody else was around so I stared blankly at her pale face, wondering how long it'd been since she was last outside. Once her mouth stopped moving and I could tell she expected me to reply, I looked her straight in the eye and told her I would rape her if I got the chance, then walked out, sat on a bench facing the store and stared at her through the glass until she decided to chance it and run out of the store full speed, past all the other stores, up the stairs, all the way to her car in the parking lot.

social retard right here, had a fixed date with an socially retarded but somewhat attractive girl, shit was awful until we both started laughing at each other

felt weird

>>8255466
oh god that's me

>>8255479
Fucking lol'd. You could have hit it brobot, nerd chicks are demons in the sack.

>>8255479
hey i think that may have been my little sister. she was really upset, asshole.

>>8255479

She probably masturbated furiously to the thought of it when she got home, and now goes back to that place every day hoping to find you again and make her fantasy a reality.

Back in high school we had to do a dancing unit as a part of spanish class (lol pub. ed). The teacher paired me up with this girl who was sheet white, had straight black hair, and made a weird gulping sound every few seconds. Her hands were cold as fuck and when I tried to make friendly eye contact, she would directly avoid my gaze. This probably looked absurd because we were so close.

Anyways, the day came when we had to do the dance (I think it was merengue) and I didn't school because I wanted to smoke weed that day.

The next day in class, I was talking to the good looking bitches and they started to tell me that the girl REALLY missed me the previous day. I jokingly start to peer at her out of the corner of my eyes all the while flirting with the attractive girls about how creeped out I was. I finally got a good look at the creepy girl from across the room and she was staring DIRECTLY FUCKING INTO MY EYES. I waved and she abruptly jerked her head down to stare at her desk. I just shook my head and continued conversing.

pls excuse shitty writing, i am very tired.

>>8255479
Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have a winrar.

This thread makes me sad because I wish I could meet these girls ;_;

>>8255803
It makes me sad because I am one of those girls. Even /r9k/ find us pathetic, and that's saying something.

At first I was interested in this thread but none of these stories sound realistic at all. Just saying...

>>8255803

No you don't, trust me. There's a reason normal girls hate us.

>>8255858
I think it'd be an awesome time in awkwardness. Not only that, but these girls are pretty much the female version of me, and I have friends who are just like me. I don't see how this could go wrong.

>>8255748
I feel bad for her.

I went on a "date" with a chick from /b/ once. I had to reassure her several times before the date that she wasn't fat and that I wanted to go out with her, but when I finally saw her IRL, she was actually a bit fat. I remember asking her about school, I think, during dinner and she did that whole bit her lips and look the other way thing. If she was attractive, I probably would have found that to be hot as fuck, but she wasn't and thus it just annoyed me.

Looking back, I feel awful. I mean, I kind of stopped talking to her after that just because I wasn't attracted to her, though, I only talked to her earlier 'cause I wanted to fuck her. Oh well, she's probably gotten fucked by many average to attractive nerdy guys since then whereas I am still a kissless virgin.

It's funny because /r9k/ shuns these girls and their attention and then bitches about how the 9/10 women are disgusted when they try to approach them and do THE EXACT SAME THING.

lol/r9k/.

Awkward girls are a lot like awkward guys. You pine after unattainable, socially experienced people who aren't interested in you and discount EACH OTHER completely, justifying it with the oh-so-ironic "why should I lower my standards," then you complain that you're lonely.

The only difference of course is that it's common practice for hot guys to still fuck average girls and kick them to the curb. That almost never happens the other way around.

>>8255978
Actually, that happens quite often. Hence, "bitches and whores".

>>8255748

I pity her.
She clearly likes you but is incredibly shy and not very social-literate.
You could have let her down easily.

>>8255976
The thing is, at least most of the girls have the heart to friendzone the guy and not immediately shun him. (Maybe the guys hate being friendzoned, but the girls think they're nice to be his friend). When a guy doesn't find a girl attractive, he wont even talk to her or treat her like a human being.

>>8255992

Bitches and whores comes from awkward dudes attempting to make this happen and being friend zoned, or being cheated on by their slut girlfriend. Not from hot girls preying on awkward guys for sex because they're easy targets, which happens all the time with hot guys and average girls.

>>8255479

someone draw a comic of this.
"today is a good day i havent been outside in a while. think ill go to manga store. people arent that bad, ill give them another chance"
*scary weeaboo stares at her and threatens rape*
;_;
"im never going outside ;_;"

>>8256035
Getting preyed on for sex isn't as awesome as it sounds.

>>8256026

Umm, loser virgin guy here, I'd rather be ignored than friendzoned. Friendzoned means the bitch is patronizing me and using me.

>>8256065
No, friendzoned means she likes your company but is not sexually/romantically attracted to you.

>>8256065

No you wouldn't.

Friendzoned leaves you with friends. Ignored leaves you with nobody.

>>8256065
Some friendzoning = you being the emotional crutch, shoulder to cry on, being lead on but her never wanting you in the end.

Other friendzoning = she is legitimately your friend, is nice to you and enjoys your company and respects you as a person but isn't interested in a romantic relationship.

Yes, many.

Hint for all the ronery guys out there, they are easy to spot. Every class I had in high school and even today has that one girl who never says anything(like you) and is just sitting back and reading a book(if it's twilight it's certain).

Go talk to her. She will instantly think you are the greatest person alive, if only because you noticed her.
Extra points if she's decent looking.

I'm awkward.

>>8256035
It also comes from men who have an infatuation with a woman and have sex with her. She then doesn't give a shit about them and goes off to fuck her new alpha boyfriend who treats her like shit, while they whine about being "niceguys" and "betas".

>>8255997
It wasn't like she tried to really initiate anything. She would only stare at me when I was unaware.

>>8256161
Girls do that. It means they like you.

>>8256104

Friendzoned leaves me with hope, hope for something THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

Ignored leaves me with nobody, just the way it should be. Oh, and I can still have guy friends, just no female friends 'cause all I wanna do is fuck them and as long as I'm friends with them I'll believe that's possible and only think of them as objects.

it was second semester of my senior year and so my first day in this PE class. this chubby girl probably a sophomore starts eying me immediately as io walk in. as i got closer she started to squirm a lot and muttered strange things to herself. i happened to be in the same group as her and when i say down she gave me the trekkie spok wave or whatever the fuck it was. i just laughed and said "really?". i think i hurt her feelings cause she never said anything after that.

The asian international students. There's a huge difference between Asian chicks who have lived in the US for a few years/their whole lives, and students who just got to the US to attend the same university you are in.

The differences in cultures makes a lot of the stuff they do so fucking awkward, yet adorable at the same time. I work in IT at my school so I deal with a lot of the students and every time one of those chicks comes in I feel more awkward than I am because of this. I'm pretty sure if I weren't a pussy I could easily get plenty of Chinese, Korean, and Japanese pussy brah.

>>8256178
It's not her fault if you want to bang the shit out of her. The cure for hope? Find someone else.

>>8256026

The only reason the girls don't shun them is because of social expectations and a natural propensity to be submissive and people-pleasing. Men are held to no such expectations, so they have no qualms in ignoring someone.

There's a girl who hangs out at the comic book store where I work - she's tried to talk to me a few times, and I always just sort of stare at her...she's probably around 35 or so, short and thick, long, oily hair and thick plastic glasses. My co-workers agree that she's got a girl crush or something, because she bugs me every time she comes into the store about joining the D&D game she runs.

She chews with her mouth open, WHILE she talks. She stands so close that she brushes against me unless I hide behind the counter. I'm pretty sure she's still a virgin, as even our most desperate and maladjusted geek population won't look twice at it.

>>8256178
I'm not saying that being friendzoned doesn't suck, but it doesn't damage your ego as much. At least she isn't bitching to the hot guys about how creepy you are, like that guy in that story was.

Perhaps men hate being refused sex the most out of everything, while women are more focused on their self esteem. You guys are shallow as hell, you'd rather be treated like subhuman dirt than be around someone you cant fuck.

>>8256165
Yes, obviously. I meant she would not even make conversation despite my attempts.

>>8256116

Yea but in the second "type" she'll usually fuck you occasionally. At least she will if you're not a socially retarded virgin.

PROTIP: Women are up top 4x more likely to find a man attractive if he already has a girlfriend. You want that bitch to like you? Get a girlfriend and make sure she knows about it.

>>8256205

Lol, won't happen, but thanks. Part of me wishes that I knew more women so that I could be friendzoned again, but the other part knows that getting friendzoned just means more nights crying myself to sleep over never being able to get the girl. But man, if I was friends with a girl, I'd get hugs and she'd call me and I might see her naked (if she's that comfortable with me (IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE)) and then she likes me, right?

>>8256219
No, it's because they don't place someones' value entirely on how much they want to fuck them. They think someone can be a worthwhile person without wanting them sexually.

Men want to fuck everything, and cant be bothered with anything they don't want to fuck.

I LOL'D SO HARD OP
LOLINGBLOX

>stupid pokemon game

you trying to say something here, OP?

>>8256249
>At least she will if you're not a socially retarded virgin.
The socially retarded virgin is what got him friendzoned in the first place. She wont fuck you in the second type, I don't know where you get your information. If she has sex with you, you aren't friendzoned.

>>8256263
>Men want to fuck everything,

>anything they don't want to fuck.

wat

i'm really fucking akward, i might have a vagina, but im fat, so im not worth anything before the eyes of some guy right?

im always reading books when im waiting for something and i have this stupid accent.
disregard that, i met another akward girl and i later found out we had similar interests and became friends.
the end.

Yeah, there was a girl in my Discrete Math class who was... well, I'm not sure socially "retarded" is the right term. She was kind of socially "defective", which, to me at least, is slightly different from "retarded". She could hold a conversation and chat, but she always talked about the wrong things. Anything you would bring up, she'd find a way to connect it back to some anime or video game and then she would go off into minute details as if you've played/seen it. Every conversation inevitably ended with, "Yeah, I don't really have any clue what you're talking about..."

She also vaguely resembled a poodle in certain ways... really weird.

>>8256306
There's lots of guys who have fat chick fetishes.

>>8256125
Girls who sit alone and don't talk to people aren't always nerdy and awkward. And they're not gonna think you're some kind of god because you decided to talk to them. I keep to myself in classes and stuff because I have a small group of friends and a boyfriend that I'm happy with, and I only like meeting people on my own terms. If you came up and talked to me, I'd be polite but annoyed and uninterested.

And if a girl is reading Twilight, get the fuck out before you even try. She's a crazy bitch.

>>8256263

>it's because they don't place someones' value entirely on how much they want to fuck them.

You're right. Women place someone's value entirely on how much OTHER people want to fuck them.

>They think someone can be a worthwhile person without wanting them sexually.

It's reversed here as well. Men can find a woman to be a worthwhile person--FOR SOMEONE ELSE-- without wanting her sexually, but we have no use for her personally

Funny how both of those roles are reversed isn't it.

In 10th grade this morbidly obese crazy girl was obsessed with me. I will admit I kept her square in the friendzone, and sadly not just because she was unattractive. She had one of those ultra-negative "everybody hates me, Baw baw, I hate everything" attitudes. At one point she even admitting to attempting suicide(although she covered this up by saying it was an "accident". WHO THE FUCK SWALLOWS A BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS BY ACCIDENT!?).
So yeah, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole, even if she was good looking.
But all her flaws aside, she made it painfully obvious the whole year that she liked me. She even admitted it on numerous occasions. I would then have to weasel my way out of saying anything overtly negative. Valentines day was the worst. For 45 fucking minutes I had to deal with "So John, do you like me? I like you! Can I be your valentine?" *Awkward silence* "Uh...I guess...maybe".
"Can you please answer?"
"I don't know what to say.."
"Saying nothing is worse then no"
"If I say no you'll cry"
"Saying nothing is way worse.."
"Yeah..uhh..I don't know".
*She looks at me heartbroken. I turn around as fast as possible*
This shit went on for a year. And I'm still a kissless virgin and she's the only girl who's ever been attracted to me.
Fuck my life.

>>8256219
this is the truth

I've known women who will in private tell you how disgusted they are with so-and-so, but continue to be polite (if distant) in person.

Not catty or anything, just vaguely pleasant. This is what makes men latch on to them. So weird.

There are no girls in my college, I'm not kidding.
I'll never meet one of these girls While I'm in education.
Ah well, I don't need them anyway, Bitches and whores.

>>8256252
Generally girls don't let the guys they friendzone see them naked.

>>8256314

That sounds like ass burgers. She was mildly autistic.

>>8256329
Women place value on the guy not being a fucking pussy. Men place value on her looks. That's about as simple as it gets. If you think someone's a worthwhile person, but don't want to be their friend because they aren't attractive or "of use", then you're a shallow asshole.

>>8256306
Yeahhh... I bet you're not, you just arn't a size zero so you decide 'BAWW IM A WHALE HURRRRRRR DURRRR CIMPLIMENT ME'

I'd probably try to befriend a girl who did that, and see if I could help her out.

>>8256323
Hate to break it to you, most girls aren't like you.
The vast majority of people like having someone to talk to.
If somebody is sitting alone and never says a word they usually don't have a very active social life. And even if they do they will probably just enjoy the company.

>>8256383
It might have something to do with all the men who scream "MAN THE HARPOONS" when a picture of a size 4 girl is posted.

I'm an ugly girl, and not socially awkward for the most part. Maybe I should be. Sigh.

>>8256382

Women will judge a man they already think is a pussy to be desirable when the only new difference is that they learn other women want to fuck him. It happens all the fucking time.

People are shallow. Welcome to the human race.

>>8256408
I like having people to talk to, just not most people. I'm really really close with a few people, and that's all I need. My social life isn't as "active" as some, but I don't care, because I don't WANT that.

Either way, whether the girl is like me or not, she may be by herself because she wants to be. Or people avoid her for good reason. You just have to be careful, because wallflower types aren't always cute bookworm girls with inner sex goddesses. They can be annoying, crazy, assburger girls, and more often than not, they are.

I wish I got approached by socially awkward girls, but the only way I look even close to good is as a bro, so i think I scare them. :(

>>8256306
It doesn't matter how ugly you are, there is a guy willing to ask you out somewhere.

Don't be like /r9k/ and hate everything..

>>8256431
baaawwww is 4chan being mean to you?
poor widdwe girl, I'll tell them to to not be so mean to people, will that make you feel better?
Or is it the media? something that is entirley ignorable?

>>8256343

Well, it was more half-naked. We went to the gym (three guy friends, myself, and her) and we all went into the sauna, except we didn't have bathing suits or anything so we just wore our underwear. Then we went swimming another time and she just took off her shirt and went swimming in her bra. I think she kept her shorts on.

Goddamn she's so awesome. If she ever gets married, I really hope it's to an awesome guy. :)

I've experienced the ugly, awkward girl trying to pick me up in a game/book store too.

how cum no hot chix

>>8256459
I'm not arguing with you, you're right. But the vast majority of time people sitting by themselves are awkward and generally introverted. Hence they are alone.

But honestly, if /r9k/ wants to meet somebody easily, that's where you start. I am not saying they are inner sex gods or anything. But in my experience people who do not have a lot of friends are a lot easier to impress, which is my point.

People with thousands of friends and who are well known don't eat up every word that comes out of somebodies mouth quite like the shy kid who sits in the corner by himself and never utters a word.

There was this girl in one of my classes at college who was in the anime club. She would come to class wearing thrift-store clothes, hair a mess and zero make-up to hide her acne and hideous mug. She also proudly adored several anime memorabilia items, changing them each class. Sometimes it was a backpack in the shape of some "neko", or a necklace from an anime/game (ex: Squall's necklace from FF8 was her fave), a Naruto headband, etc.

I grouped with her for a project (teacher picked) and holding a conversation with her was impossible. Anything you said she'd relate to an anime and go on a tangent about it.

>>8256488
Grow a pair.

I'd love to be approached by social retard girls. It would be therapeutic talking to them.

>>8256470
guys just dont like fat chicks. i know. fatness is unattractive. got it.

im a size 11, btw.,

I'm an awkward female. Guys I liked in high school NEVER liked me back, probably because I'm about 30 pounds overweight. Instead, I fell for whatever attention a guy would give me and was essentially a whore. It wasn't until recently that I found someone who loves me for me and not just a warm hole. He's one of the most awkward guys I've ever met though, and while sometimes it frustrates me, I know I understand him more than other girls.

So go on, hook up with awkward, socially retarded chicks. We need love too.

I always wonder what people consider ugly.

I only find girls ugly in extreme cases, so long as they're not fat or chubby.

>>8256559
That's not fat you compliment seeking fuck.
Jesus, there's a reason i can't stand any of you.

>>8256567
I've been there, fellow femanon.

>>8256537

Eh, dude, I... this is weird for me to say, but I don't think I'd ever want to be in a relationship with that chick. I mean, I'd want to have sex with her seeing as how she's pretty hot and I'm pretty sure would be energetic in the sack, but for some reason, I don't know why, I just couldn't see the two of us ever being together in a relationship. It's almost like I'm cool with us just being friends.... is what I would say if I wasn't a kissless virgin. Once I lose my virginity, though, I'm sure I'll be perfectly content with the two of us being friends and not fuckbuddies or no shit like that.

Kind of looking forward to it as she's one of the only females I've ever actually enjoyed hanging out with.

>>8256579

"so as long as they're not fat or chubby"

is basically synonymous with ugly, friend.

What the average robot who's never met an awkward girl thinks people are talking about: a pretty girl who doesn't really care about what she looks but looks cute in a weird way. Very shy.

What awkward girls actually are: Fat, ugly, acne-ridden and annoying. Either very shy or very loud and annoying.

>>8256634
Then why don't people just say chubby?

>>8256052
Now don't go and ruin the joke now, y'hear?

I was weird in high school, but not any more than I am now. But as soon as I graduated, it went from 0 guys hitting on me, to EVERY guy. And every time I go back to my home town to visit my mom, if I see any guy I went to school with he is up my ass in a second trying to talk me into going out with him.

>>8256488
aaaaahh you're such a fucking idiot that's not even naked god damn it

>>8256676
Did it ever occur to you... maybe they always liked you, but were too socially awkward to talk to you in high school?

Way to be so frigid.

>>8256252
ha ha.
you, you are exactly me. From another universe, one where I am more of a loser.

LOL fatties. Thanks to your gastropod sisters you lardassed whores already have more romantic value than thin, introverted men. If guys don't like you it's one of two things:

*You're REALLY fat. There is being a fatass and then there is being an obese abomination.
You have to be chugging down litres of soda, spending your day in a chair and eating fast food everyday to get to this level.
There is NO reason anyone should find this amount of sloth and gluttony acceptable.

*The more likely cause is that you're HORRIBLE to be around. Fat girls really are more likely to be painful with which to socialize. It's not that we excuse it in thin girls because they're physically more attractive. The thin girls simply don't approach the level of neurosis and unconscious social retardation that is typical in a fat girl.

>>girl makes something
>>everyone in room treats her with passive aggression
>>you feel sorry and try to do the opposite
>>girl clings to you and thinks you're her bf

I don't know what to do. I used to be a socially retarded guy, and I think I did the same to a hot girl back when I was in HS. Eventually, I slowly realized that the girl was just really nice and outgoing and just felt sorry for me. Anyhow, i dropped her out without finding out the truth, but I'm 99% sure it was that way.

I get angry and hate how girls are shallow and reject me, even when they're just 4/10, but they have a choice just like we do. It hurts, unless you dehumanize that person (like many do). For me, though, i don't know what to do. Ugh, I'm not an attractive, powerful or talented guy, but I really don't like this girl, just like how people naturally, in a non-shallow way, are not in love with some people. I don't want to pedal this girl into an illusion, but she's been through a lot of rough stuff.

HOW CAN I HOOK HER UP WITH ANOTHER GUY TO GET HER AWAY, A GUY WHO WILL APPRECIATE HER AND THEY'LL FIND MUTUAL SATISFACTION? I have no fucking clue how to do this.

>>8256636
People aren't socially awkward without reason. Being ugly makes you not liked by others, which can easily turn people into robots.

Result?
No hot/cute/attractive socially awkward people exist.

>>8256559
>size 11
>either no such thing and you're not even a girl, or you're not from my country. Either way, I don't know why I'm posting this.
>this post entirely in greentext

>>8256785
Seriously, size 11 doesn't even fucking exist in most countries. It only exists in like Japan.

>>8256837
>all female juniors sizes are odd in America
>you're fucking stupid

>>8255479
OH LAWDY

Never change, /r9k/, never change.

>>8256559
Obviously you have never heard of chubby chasers.

There is a fetish for everything. You happen to be a pretty popular fetish among certain males. Look around on craigslist for awhile and find "Fat girl needed for orgy with skinny men". Then go and have all your preconceived notions about what men find attractive completley destroyed.

Or just become a slut in general.

I dont think being fat/ugly is the CAUSe of social retardness. In fact, i think its quite the opposite: you try to dress well, look healthy and keep a diet beacause you want to like other people (everyone does it for that sole reason).
Nerds and creepy guys(and girls) just dont care that much about their appereances, so they get ignores, so they forget about their appereances, and so on.

>and absolutely noone talks to anyone here unless you have to.

I'm half-asian

Found your problem

>>8255338

True

>>8256748
heres a tip
no matter what you do you'll end up with someone you don't like.
even if two people fall deeply in love with each other and become married and junk, that will ware off,
its been scientifically proven that high you get from love eventually decapitates.
also even if you are just in it for sexual gratification,no matter what, your partner will eventually lose her looks as she ages into an ugly old hag.
so my suggestion
go for it
take advantage of her
at the very least so you can get use to being with someone you don't love early on in life.

>>8256715
None of the guys were socially awkward.

But, it probably has to do with how they're all balding and married with fat wives and kids, and I'm still thin and attractive (by comparison)

>>8257167
>that high you get from love eventually decapitates
>decapitates

>>8256976
It's a valid point, but this would imply that there should be successful ugly people, or hot failures on r9k. But this is not the case.

Fail.

Well, I'm a socially awkward girl, and my grandma just figured it out today. Goodness gracious, we had a whole 30 minute conversation (not really a conversation. She did most of the talking. Jesus, I can't even have a conversation with my grandmother) about how I don't have friends even after being at the same school for more than two months. "You're a nice interesting girl, they just don't see it. You really need to talk to more people. They don't know what they're missing out on, and neither do you."

I love my grandmother, but my goodness.

>>8257931

Sux am I right?

>>8257968
Yeah. And my grandmother is like.... the center of all social circles, so I don't think she grasps the concept of being socially awkward or not having any friends.

>>8257998

Wanna talk about it?

>>8258004
This is sad, Anonymous. Please stop flirting with girls on 4chan.

Or maybe not everyone has an alternative motive?

All the socially-awkward girls I see at university are ugly.

The one exception is this fairly short, slightly skinny girl with very long hair and a lovely face who's into rock and metal. She isn't properly socially inept but she keeps her head down at meals unless somebody is talking to her and she doesn't try to start conversations so I guess she counts.
The funny thing is that she has 3 socially awkward guy friends who follow her to every meal and go completely sullen and silent and assume slightly defensive body language whnever some other guy tries to talk to her, as though she is their queen and salvation or something equally pathetic.

Not that I'm socially well-adjusted either.

>>8258034
How does it affect you any? Plenty of sad things around, let him have his particular brand of sad. You can have yours, and we can all just baww in peace.

>>8258066
Who are you trying to kid here, 4chan, the girl or yourself?

I only like 2D so... am i the king of awkward?

>>8256129
that..wasnt..muted?
the fuck?
>damn you mute blockls irony.

l'm awkward.

when i was a senior in high school, their was this cute freshman who i became friends with while helping out the art teacher during my free time (i had lots, as i had all my credits/placement in college allready).

she was i think 13 or 14. turned out she had a HUGE crush on me. she would text me ALL THE TIME. being the awkward guy i was, i didnt notice the hints until she litterally just said it (shaking from nerves as well) and wanted her dad to meet me.

was weird. she was cute and all- small and flat chested, very homly. and i liked her..but the age thing was too weird.

she still texts me all the time, even though im now in college. idk man. idk.

Hell, I struck up a conversation with a girl who's big into anime, and as far as I can tell she's about as level-headed as you can find.

>>8257931
Fuck, my very own clone!

Except it was my senile great-aunt, and the way she worded it made my family crack gay jokes at me for weeks. God damn it.

a girl was quiet through all of one of my classes. im very outgoing- in a crowd.
not on a personal basis.

anyway, i was reading american gods and she said 'you like that author?' and we talked a bit about sandman and the like.

were going to get coffee thursday.

its going to be terribly awkward.

to fat girls...why not you know, join a gym and loose weight?

to guys..why not lower your standard?

im a dude and am doing both. working well so far, acctually.

>>8258371
because were lazy.
>for the overbot.

>>8258371
Not fat, just awkward.

This is why I would never approach a guy.

Not even pretty enough to make my terrible social awkwardness cute.

My girlfriend. She's extremely shy/awkward, but she's not fat, and pretty cute. Also pretty smart :)

>>8256742
Ohohoho so this.

I know a fat chick that I would fuck in a second if not for the fact that she's the most clingy thing on earth and would call me five times a day for the next year.

I like fat, I just hate the woman part. Goddamn.

My friend's wife's sister is pretty awkward.

She's eaten lunch with us a few times and she's one of those people that doesn't seem to modulate their volume. She'll just talk about things too loudly or laugh really uproariously in a restaurant and people will glance over. Perhaps that sounds nitpicky but it bothers me. She also talks about nerdy subjects constantly, which is not that bad, considering I'm not much better myself, but I've never heard her talk about anything else.

She's not attractive, her hair is weird and pigtailed but not like cute pigtails, more like "bertha the milkmaid" style pigtails if you know what I'm saying.

I feel like a total douche now for trashing some random person who is honestly fairly nice in general, but hey, I'm insecure and in a bad mood

I really don't understand why so many people dislike socially awkward girls.

In high school, I was pretty good looking (Complete train wreck after high school though, so good things never last) but I could have easily had my pick of most of the more attractive girls. I was only attracted to the awkward girls though, because everything about them is absolutely adorable. Their quirky mannerisms, and the strange fidgeting and eye darting that they do whenever they're uncomfortable in public, it's ridiculously cute. Never really understood the appeal of "hot" girls, at least when compared to the socially awkward nerd girls.

Once on a summer job I was working in a storage warehouse with this chick who was into metal. She was pretty plain looking and insisted on wearing, day in day out, a shirt that was one size too small for her so you could see her belly. She was very pale and she informed me she spent most of her time watching dvds and writing LoTR fanfictions (she slept very little). Anyway she had some issues... she'd get pissed off for the shittiest reasons and spend the rest of the day in a huff. Once we were sorting through some books which involved cataloging. I was sharing some of the burden with another guy and we were doing quite well. Now she was smart and very precise but there were just too many books and she was going quite slowly. Anyway I offered to help her out, just move some cartons of books from one side of the area to the other. She said no but I insisted it'd help us all if we worked together and went to pick up a crate. SHE FUCKING LOST IT AND STARTED SCREAMING AND SWEARING! She was so loud our supervisor heard her from down the hall and came running. It was freaky shit and I was afraid the supervisor was going to think I touched her inappropriately or some shit so I told him my side of the story and backed the fuck away from the crazy bitch. I mean she was very smart but I dunno, maybe lack of sleep and vitamin D had fucked her in the head.

>>8258654

I don't think you are talking about the same kind of "awkward" as other people are talking about.

I don't like *truly* awkward people as the OP said whether they are girls or guys. Like the kinds of people where you're nervous to be out with them in public because they're going to say something embarrassing as hell or draw everyone's attention by never shutting up or go off on tangents about specific things that you don't know anything about and you can't stop them, etc

I solve this problem by being a boring fuck and never going out, so I'm not exposed to those people in the first place

Where should I go to meet someone like this? I don't care if she's not especially attractive, if anything, I would actually prefer that since at least I wouldn't feel intimidated just to be around her.

There was this girl on okcupid that seemed perfect, she loved video games, wasn't really attractive, but kind of cute in that unconventional way (large nose, a little bit of acne, unmanaged hair) and I was mustering up the courage to send her a message. About that time, I got into a small car accident and busted up my nose a bit. Didn't really want her first impression to be of me all bandaged up, so I decided to wait two months for it to heal. When I went to send the message though, she had deleted her account. That's pretty much the only girl like this I've ever encountered. I'm getting to the point where I'm sick of being in these fast paced relationships with girls who constantly want to go out every weekend, I just want to relax and have fun with a nerdy introverted girl who has similar interests. Kind of like a friend + girlfriend combo.

i was at this school thing chilling with bros

then some chick ive never seen before comes and stares straight at me for about 10 minutes

i tried to start a conversation with her but she completely ignored me

then when she finally leaves she says "it was nice looking at you" and i never saw her again

wtfman

>>8258654
Sorry to burst your bubble, but awkward =/= cute shy girl who has sleeves too long for her and bites her lower lip and wears glasses and stands pigeon toed and blushes.

>>8258723

Try more online dating.

There was this awkward chick in HS, pretty much the same as all the girls you guys talked about except she was incredibly cute and wasnt a weeabo cunt. Then I found out she was pregnant and was a member of a rival gang. Bitches and whores.

>>8258762
Sounds so moe!

>>8258762
The problem is that most of them can do this and still be pig disgusting.

There was this girl at school. She was alright looking, nothing special, but she was pale as fuck and looked slightly unwell all the time. She never said anything unless someone spoke to her first, had no friends and spent lunchtimes alone. She was ok to talk to, it just seemed like she didn't want to talk . Then one day a socially-adjusted girl got pissed at her and ripped open the front of her top. She stared at her for a second, then grabbed her shirt collar and punched her in the face and broke her nose. The other girl had to be sent to hospital and since then I haven't seen her again.

>>8258737
If that's the wierdest girl you've encountered you're lucky. It sounds like she was just messing with you.

>>8259120
Wait, so did the social awkward girl punch the socially adjusted girl and then you never saw the socially awkward girl again? You said 'she' too many times, didnt' specify which girl did what.

>>8259211
Yeah, that's right. Sorry.

>>8259120

Wish those of you talking about these girls from school had yearbooks handy. It'd be nice to have some pictures to match the stories.

>>8259120

Fuck yes, this is something I wholly support, and can fap to.

>>8259120
cool

>blox

This thread reminds me of a kid in my 11th grade english class...

He was probably an aspie; he wanted to be a marine but was chubby, always tried to tell girls about his scabs (only the hot girls though), and tried to write sci-fi books. During class he'd always tell this really cute half-Japanese girl how he got each scrape, then pick at it and brush it in her general direction. He also wore short sleeve button up shirts with DBZ characters on them every fucking day. The girls were nice to him because they probably knew he was a little fucked in the head.


I also had a socially retarded girl in my Spanish class who asked me out randomly after class one day. We'd never spoken or been introduced, and she approached me and asked me to a movie. I had a friend with me when it happened (not a fucking bro at all!) who laughed really hard when she said it and said he'd catch me later, and good luck with this. I won't go into detail about her looks, but she was what most here would consider a 3/10, and chubby. She also knew where I lived, which added to the awkwardness of the whole situation when she told me this. After just staring at her for a few seconds, I mumbled some shit about being too busy between the hockey team and smoking weed. I was freinds with my latest ex at the time, and she heard about this and made fun of my excuse in a freindly way, but among several other girls and myself. I wanted her back, so it sucked.

>>8259570
>This thread reminds me of a kid in my 11th grade english class...
oh shit oh shit oh shit
>He was
phew*

is anyone else reading these posts to see if they pop up? I think that the people who realize this the most are in my english class because we work in groups a lot, and obviously I'm the one person who works alone.

As a good-looking but inexperienced guy who hasn't spent enough time outside, if I had awkward girls creeping on me like some of these stories I'd be flattered and probably pretty aroused.

>>8260019
same here man

I was going to do a screen print on a shirt for this one girl and when she gave me the shirt... I sniffed it, not to be creepy... but it was that when she handed it to me I caught scent and smelled it for it reminded me of my younger years and my neighbors house.... and then I realized what I was doing... :/