already have.
good times.

you guys should try it.

ugh. I am soooo not a breeder.

enjoy your breeding, breeder. I fuck for fun.

is that a massage table?

also: cute headband, girl.

I'll survive, gotta accept what life gives you.

My GF's ass is too big and my dick is too small to fuck in that position.

>>8225411
>breeder
Get out.

>>8225411
I just got fixed! Me too!

>>8225411
I don't really understand what you're seeing.

What are you criticizing?

done it already. overrated.
itt butthurt vigins

fuck that, look at the plants outside.
looks like it needs a bit of cutting tough.

I'm gonna need some source on that picture riiiiiiight now

been there...

They better clean up their clothes they threw on the couch

God damn assholes

That seems uncomfortable, and the angle looks shitty for decent penetration.

But...I already have...
And in the words of another anon, overrated.

>>8225494
i would also like to see this request fufilled

>>8225537

it puts a ton of pressure on her gspot.
gf loves this one, but shes usually face down and im holding her arms down.

but thats a picture of me. dont be jelous of my gunz.

>>8225537
It feels amazing (for the girl)

Done it. Was okay. Would do again.

>>8225393
SAUCE!?

>SAUCYBUMCHIKAWOWWOWBLOX

>>8225433
Same here anon cept it's my ass that's too big.

I'd like to be the girl in that situation. No homo.

>>8225393
>You will never make hot sweaty love like this
Correct, I won't. No sense in feeling bad if you know it's never going to happen.

Look at all that fine glassery!

They must drink a shitload of sparkling water or whatever the fuck rich people drink. Jesus fucking Christ, I don't drink that much in a year, let alone one dish wash cycle.

Shit.

Already have - was a good time had by all.

>>8225623

Same here. (no homo)

I have, and I will again.

>>8225636
How come I feel like shit then?

I will never make hot sweaty love at all.

>>8225732
How would I know? I'm not you.

>>8225732

Because you think it through too much. Letting it go and occupying your mind with your real interests overrides bad thoughts.

As long as I have my hand I will be alright.

I can do that for about $250, maybe less.

>>8225393

OP better post the motherfucking source.

>>8225915
I wish I had that much money to spend.

have and will

>>8225623
>>8225720

So you're both women? If not - yes, that's "homo."

>>8225537
... that position DOES look uncomfortable!

also mods deleted the drug-dealers thread
I am sad because it was interesting

They probably haven't cleaned up that pedophile thread though, the stupid fuckers.

>>8225393

OP, I actually had sex so many times last night that I discovered my outer limit for orgasms in an evening. Turns out, it's six in a row before I need to recover.

The really goddamn ridiculous part? I was a socially retarded virgin until well after I graduated college (lost it at 23, to be precise).

>>8226166
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?

>>8226166
I know it bro. Last night I was banging my supermodel girlfriend with my 9 inch cock. We were both up to 12 orgasms and I just couldn't do it anymore. Shit sucks.

i love you /r9k/

(sometimes)

>>8225393
As I said on /v/, all my girlfriend's were saving themselves for marriage.
The most I got to do was titty-fuck them or slide my dick between their ass.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LOVES ME

>>8226623

We are blessed.

Girl lying down, guy on top is pretty much the best sex ever.

>>8226623
So when are you going to implement the facebook feature for real?

>>8226680

The only question on all of 4chan that matters right now.

toastin in a moot bread

It hurts too much to. (;-;)

No, because I would rather not have to inject steroids into my penis and have sex for a living until I eventually contract herpes, get fired, and have to work at minimum wage or as a male gigglo or stripper for the rest of my life due to lack any experience/education.

tl;dr: its porn.

>>8226569
Just 12? We could go up to 30. I hear they have pills to treat your problem.

Are they having sex on a massage table?

that cannot be safe

>>8226677

I had to get some kind of awesome post number on /r9k/ and not /b/. Sigh.

>>8226623
l Iove you, Moot.

I already have op. A long time ago (relatively) ;_;

moot, of all the threads.. this one makes you love us?

inb4 thread limit hit because moot posted

>>8226623
I'm surprised more people haven't flooded this thread yet, given the fact that you're here.

>>8225393
I prefer the old-school style of sex, the missionary position. It's less difficult. But it will never happen to me.

sometimes /r9k/ loves moot

>>8226623
<3 you to sir

now that moot made a post this thread just got 100% times more lame and gay

Have and do not like.

mootbloxpsheymoot

Yes I will.

>>8226623
bro you should delete /b/

It was my birthday yesterday and I ate so much cake I think I'm going to hurl now.

Sure was some good cake though.

>>8226623
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT WE HAD ENOUGH NAMEFAGS ON /R9K/

i could easily hire an escort hotter than that chick and fuck like that

im happier with the money

Moot is a virgin

>>8226896
I love how

>>Yes I will.

Is an original post on /r9k/

>>8226780
somehow managed to gather a healthy cross-section of the entire board in single thread

Yeah right, moot doesn't love anyone except for his kitty cats.

>>8225393
now you see here, i've been under a lot of stress lately, and it's been keeping me from finshing my love quest.....

>>8225393
>>8225393

Fuck OP, post sauce already

>>8227092
Sauce not found, yo.

I cannot help but get sweaty during most sex. is this normal? my gf never gets quite as sweaty, I mean, she will sometimes, and it's hot, and it's not like I'm pouring buckets, but do you guys have consistently nonsweaty sex or am I missing something?

MOOT WATS UR SKYPE COME IN DA r9K CONFERENCE WE AL LUV U

nevergettinglaidblox

>>8227251
try doubling the amount of water you're drinking

>>8227550
>fuck_my_life.png.png
Really? REALLY?

Yeah you're probably right OP.

Back to the porn.

This thread was just in /fit/.

Decent troll job.