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    File : 1270352377.jpg-(70 KB, 650x440, 20080708_metrobus_33.jpg)
    70 KB Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:39:37 No.8210138  
    Ask a Minneapolis Public Bus Driver anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:40:23 No.8210154
    how do i get a good job, yknow, something where i don't have to drive a public bus?
    >> Larry !cRAckErsW2 04/03/10(Sat)23:40:27 No.8210155
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    What do you do if someone gets on and just won't pay? What if its an old person?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:41:17 No.8210167
    Ever get into an accident?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:42:49 No.8210191
    >>8210154
    Don't go to college. Start your own Business. become your own boss.
    >>8210155
    I have to tell them to pay, or leave. If they get violent I call transit police and watch them piss themselves indignantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:42:57 No.8210194
    On average, how many niggers go to the back of the bus?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:44:16 No.8210220
    What would you have done during the Epic Beard Man incident had it happened on your bus?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:45:13 No.8210234
    >>8210167
    Yes, was not ruled to be at fault. Driver cut me off and argued that it was my fault. On-board bus cam proved otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:47:53 No.8210276
    Do you enjoy running over bicyclists?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:48:47 No.8210282
    >>8210194
    80%
    >>8210220
    First off, that driver must have been fucking day-dreaming not to do anything immediately. Call Transit police. Tell them both to shut up otherwise the bus isn't moving. This usually works.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:51:53 No.8210330
    on a scale of 1/10 how much do you hate / love your job?

    also what are the most annoying type of people you see?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:52:12 No.8210333
    How much would I have to bribe you to let me fuck my girlfriend on your bus? (Fucking on a moving bus, with other passengers on board, is her fantasy.)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:53:24 No.8210355
    >>8210276
    Cyclists need to understand that they do not own the road and that they are in more physical danger than anything else so, it's not in their best interest to ride in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour traffic.

    Sometimes I smile at the thought of forcing them over into stationary objects. But that would be an asshole thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:55:14 No.8210390
    How do you get this job?

    Seems alright.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:55:35 No.8210398
    How is the pay?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)23:58:14 No.8210434
    Can I become a busdriver even though I wear glasses?

    Would they let me if I switched to contact lenses?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:00:33 No.8210467
    >>8210330
    That's tough... I can't rate it on that scale though. I would say that I am thankful for having a job that pays as well as mine does. Especially with the economy as it is.
    Not a job I will do for life but it pays my bills.

    ... Loud black people (young and old) with something to prove to no one who gives a damn. Second would be Somalians, in that they fake not understanding what the fair is, and DRUNKS. Always the stupid fucking drunks.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:02:02 No.8210486
    >>8210333
    Sorry, can't do that. I like a consistent income.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:03:27 No.8210505
    >>8210486
    Not the same poster but couldn't you pretend you didn't notice for a while. I think it'd be fucking hilarious if some random people just started fucking on the bus I was riding
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:04:11 No.8210515
    Do you have surveillance cameras on your bus like we do here in NY?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:04:27 No.8210518
    >>8210390
    Call Human resources, have them send you an app. fill it out. and proceed to call them every Friday.
    >>8210398
    Better than most jobs. $15 starting $24 max out. But factor in overtime and you get an idea.
    >> Olly Olly Oxen Free is a Raging Faggot Desu Ka~ !sauwJCBe3w 04/04/10(Sun)00:04:44 No.8210524
    >>8210355
    Assholes like you are the reason cyclists hate buses. You do not own the fucking road, either, despite what you might think, and the fact that we are so vulnerable while riding should make you dickwads slow the fuck down and pay more attention to where you're driving. Most cyclists are very considerate of others on the road, it's just assholes who feel the need to drive like they're on the fucking autobahn when the speed limit is 20-50 mph make the road a generally shitty place to be.
    Vancouver bc cyclist here.
    Also, inb4 u mad. I am.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:05:23 No.8210528
    ever go to Fifth Element?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:05:41 No.8210531
    What are the qualifications for being a bus driver?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:06:02 No.8210537
    >>8210434
    Yes, Yes. Just so long as you aren't blind they will hire you.

    You don't have any felonies right
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:08:00 No.8210561
    >>8210505
    "bus driver! can you do something about the kids in back fucking?" No, Can't let them do that because of the fluids involved. Someone may get sick.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:09:05 No.8210568
    >>8210515
    Yes. They are very helpful.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:09:43 No.8210578
    >>8210524
    >Most cyclists are very considerate of others on the road

    Say that when the next rampaging fixed-gear faggot group ride comes by. I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:09:43 No.8210579
    >>8210537

    Nope, no misdemeanors either.

    Feels good I might actually do this.

    I've been looking for some sort of low-paying job that I could do for the rest of my life without a whole lot of education.

    Apathy ftw . . . but seriously thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:10:17 No.8210582
    As a rider of MetroTransit, there is one thing I wonder every time I hop on a bus....

    Why must every nigger with an iPod rap along with their music?
    >> Olly Olly Oxen Free is a Raging Faggot Desu Ka~ !sauwJCBe3w 04/04/10(Sun)00:11:33 No.8210595
    >>8210578
    That's only the hipster faggots, and everyone hates them.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:15:03 No.8210646
    >>8210524
    Cool story bro. I give cyclists 4 -5 feet distance when I pass them, I also lightly honk the horn to let them know I'm passing but most give me the finger. Also you might want to wear goggles or something so the dust and sand don't get in your eyes when the bus passes.
    >> unamerican Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:16:34 No.8210666
    >>8210568
    I don't like it. No sir. CAMERAS EVERYWHERE
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:18:29 No.8210696
    >>8210528
    Whats that? Maybe

    >>8210531
    valid driver's license . No felonies. Clean urine.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:20:49 No.8210725
    I'm moving to Minneapolis.

    What's a good area to live? How are the surrounding suburbs? Are the apartments filled with niggers and crime (like in ATL, where I used to live)? Is it easy to score drugs in Minneapolis?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:20:55 No.8210728
    >>8210579
    no prob. But invest in a Gym membership otherwise you end up fat. I've seen it happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:22:36 No.8210749
    >>8210582
    Why must they crank it the fuck up so everyone in front can hear it?
    I have no Idea
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:25:00 No.8210770
    >>8210725
    hit an miss most cases. I'm not in real-estate. Be street smart and you be alright. Don't bu drugs in Minneapolis, they are undercover cops.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:26:42 No.8210795
    >>8210770
    -You'll be-

    damn facebook messages
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:28:37 No.8210818
    >>8210666
    yeah it sucks I know. But it's necessary to solve crimes. Example being that it keeps people from scamming the company to get free money when they are already on welfare
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:30:00 No.8210835
    Also. fixed gear is for the weak. j/k really.

    Anyone else. I know some of you have those questions you don't want to ask
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:33:23 No.8210878
    >>8210835

    How would you rate your driving skills? Have they improved as a result of being a driver? How closely do you comply with traffic law?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:34:40 No.8210893
    >>8210524
    >when the speed limit is 20-50 mph

    And your bicycle-riding ass is going MAYBE half of that, holding up traffic. Ride on the goddamn sidewalk. The rest of us have jobs to get to as well.

    I don't care what the law says about riding on the sidewalk in your area. I've never ever seen or known anyone who got ticketed for that shit.

    It's safer for you and less annoying to the people forced to share the road with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:35:46 No.8210912
    >>8210878
    My driving was fair enough to get the job. I have to say better over the years. You can't turn it off when riding in your car thats for sure.
    My freinds like/hate driving with me and have commented on me actually checking my my mirrors every 5-8 seconds
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:36:08 No.8210919
    Do you get training on driving the bus? Seems turning a bus is a lot different than most other vehicles due to the location of the front wheels.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:37:26 No.8210935
    >>8210518
    You're colleagues here in San Jose, CA make $75,000 per year, more with overtime. How do you feel about that?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:38:58 No.8210951
    >>8210770
    That doesn't help.

    And I find it very unlikely that every dealer is a cop attempting to bust someone trying to buy weed especially in a commie city like Minneapolis.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:39:05 No.8210953
    >>8210935
    Not OP, but...

    Minneapolisfags don't have to spend millionaire-tier money on a fucking house brah.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:39:27 No.8210959
    >>8210919
    Wide hook turns my friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:40:11 No.8210973
    >>8210893
    Thank you! I'm tired of people who flip their shit when I tell them I ride my bike on the sidewalk. Cars don't give a shit about bicyclists on the road and it's easier to maneuver or stop on a bike on a sidewalk without holding up traffic.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:40:56 No.8210976
    >>8210935
    You have higher crime rates and chances of dieing. You also have a higher cost of living.
    YOU DESERVE TO BE PAID MORE
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:42:04 No.8210990
    >>8210951
    I never trusted Minneapolis. But you are welcome to try
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:42:52 No.8210996
    >>8210973
    Not to mention 90% of the US (large metro down-towns excluded) the sidewalks are either non-existent (in which case, bummer, of course) OR totally deserted anyhow.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:45:04 No.8211023
    Being a bus driver also allows me to meet all sorts of interesting people.
    I'm going to try hard not to focus to much on the negative

    Ask away!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:49:02 No.8211073
    Has anyone hit on you while driving?

    If so/ what did you do about it?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:49:46 No.8211082
    Something that made my blood run cold though.

    A black gentleman was phoning home to chicago to ask his baby's moma if his welfare checked was cashed yet. He then responded with a smile and said he was on his way to cash his Mn welfare check.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:52:35 No.8211129
    >>8211073
    Some women have given me their number and things went from there.

    Men too, but I'm not down for the cock.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:54:13 No.8211159
    >>8210138

    I take the bus in my town and I don't know about where you're from, but where I live if you don't have headphones on odds are some retard will try to strike up a conversation with you. (They don't give up). How do you deal with this?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:54:30 No.8211168
    Ever been attacked?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:54:35 No.8211171
    anyone else?
    give me a difficult question. What wonders do you wish to know? ( iknowsoundlikeafaggotbutcomeon )
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:56:04 No.8211192
    has anyone ever shit/pissed/thrown up in your bus?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:57:26 No.8211218
    Ever seen someone running to make your bus and take off 2 seconds before they get to the door?

    (yes this has happened to me)
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:57:37 No.8211220
    >>8211159
    You learn patience. You learn tolerance. You learn empathy. You also learn how to tune them out or politely tell them you need to attend to driving so you don't crash
    >>8211168
    yes, they paid dearly with jail time due to the camera's on the bus.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:58:23 No.8211226
    >>8210138
    Which route do you drive?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:59:31 No.8211244
    >>8210951
    Grew up in Minneap.
    Suburbs on the up-and-up: Plymouth, Bloomington, Eagan, basically anything with a good school district.
    Good place to live as a young adult: Dinkytown, anywhere near Target Center/middle of downtown (but this may be pretty expensive)
    Try to avoid St. Paul; not as much going on there, and Minneap has been the home to most cultural and social events since the 1950s. If you can live near the light rail lines, you can get to most major events relatively conveniently, so that's pushing a lot of suburban sprawl along the lines.

    Western suburbs in general are for yuppies/upwardly-mobile (save for Plymouth, which has reasonably-priced, yet cookie-cutter housing), while the eastern suburbs are economically stagnant. North is geared toward younger families/couples without kids (Maplewood, etc.; you'll be pretty conveniently-located to Minneapolis), while southern suburbs are for most middle-class, established families (save for Edina, which is also pretty yuppie; they're known as cake-eaters by most suburbanites, along with Wayzatans, although Wayzatans tend to be slightly more subtle with their money, so it's harder to tell where they're from just by looking at them).
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:00:17 No.8211255
    >>8211192
    yes, so many times. I keep thinking if you spend all that money to get drunk you would be more careful so not to waste it all throwing up.
    Some drunk pissed himself when he passed out. transit police put him in the tank for the weekend(yesterday)
    Another man pissed on the bus because I refused him a free transfer when in fact I let him ride on an expired one.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:01:44 No.8211278
    >>8211218
    That's happened to me so many times before I started working as a bus op that I never want to do that to another person.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:01:55 No.8211281
    If going to minneapolis live near loring park, thats a nice area, or if you can afford it near the river.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:03:29 No.8211311
    >>8211226
    won't answer that. Sorry
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:04:17 No.8211322
    >>8211311

    Would it happen to be the 6? If so i may have met you before
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:05:01 No.8211330
    >>8211322
    never drove the 6
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:07:30 No.8211370
    >>8211244
    Word, thanks for the info.

    I'm guessing the transit system is nice? Not used to using public transport coming from ATL where using MARTA (Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta) was a fucking death wish.

    Is the commute real bad?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:08:01 No.8211376
    >>8211322
    I don't want to identify myself for the obvious reasons.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:09:31 No.8211400
    >>8210138
    twins fan?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:11:53 No.8211435
    >>8211400
    In as much as I'm Minnesotan. I like to play sports, not watch.
    >> Qes !OZqrVI/9AU 04/04/10(Sun)01:14:01 No.8211457
    Does your route go through Dinkytown?
    Or just proper Minneapolis?

    Is any route near the U worse or better than other routes?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:14:24 No.8211463
    unless anyone has any more questions I'm going to sleep in 5
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:14:58 No.8211478
    >>8210138

    good night op
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:16:17 No.8211488
    >>8211457
    5 line is shit. I hate the 16 with a passion. every.damn.corner.stop.

    depends on the day and time you are riding. 3 line is chill for the most part
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:16:56 No.8211497
    I once saw a cop car hit a bus in minneapolis. Shit was weird. I was in a sky walk
    >> Qes !OZqrVI/9AU 04/04/10(Sun)01:18:00 No.8211512
    >>8211488
    Oh I dont know the routes. Had a car.

    But I had hipster friends who swore by the metrotransit.

    I always thought it odd to use the bus when it's such a driving city and everyone seems to own a vehicle - but, yay for them.

    Still - being a bus driver intrigued me. It seemed like a decent consistent job. And one with minimal interaction, but enough to get by.

    All in all, a decent gig. Is this your take?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:20:32 No.8211541
    >>8211488
    I love the 16, it magically goes everywhere I need to.

    I mean really, it goes a block away from station 4. Someone loving metal planned that route.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:22:59 No.8211572
    >>8211512
    Yeah it's decent. I don't hate it. But I know I won't do it forever. I may be moving north sometime in the near future.
    >>8211497
    lol
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:23:00 No.8211573
    >>8211370
    Light rail is convenient if you live in the suburbs/need to get to sporting events (traffic can be a BITCH if you don't know the city well); I don't like the busses much, but they're everywhere, so I would assume if you need to ride them, they'd be reasonably convenient. I mostly biked/drove everywhere I needed to.
    >>8211435
    Are you going to see a game in the new Target Field? I want to, but I no longer live in Minneap, so it wouldn't be very convenient for me to make the trip (it's like 4 hours currently, could become much longer if I get the job I'm hoping for).
    >>8211512
    Agreed. Twin Cities are really a driving city, especially during the winter.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:24:51 No.8211597
    >>8211573
    Yeah, I might take a couple of friends. I want to see what my taxes built.
    >> Qes !OZqrVI/9AU 04/04/10(Sun)01:25:25 No.8211607
    >>8211573
    Would you say you enjoyed your job, more or less?

    I hated 4 out of 5 days I worked in an office at Target Headquarters. And I wondered if it was the environment. Granted, you've probably a lot of "unique" people on the transit - but i suspect the uniqueness lends itself to more appealing than the drudgery of drone work in a corporate environment.

    And, can you "keep" a route? At that point you might develop a little community of people you know.

    Do you like the job?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:30:44 No.8211675
    >>8211607
    Your old office is full of sterile air and rows of cubicles, My office has windows and is constantly moving.

    It's the environment. Also what you make of it.
    You take work based on seniority. But yes, some driver have been known to keep routes for years and get to know the people better. I'm more of the " how many different people can i meet driver"

    Again, It pays my bills and I consider myself fortunate to have it. It has it's ups and downs.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:32:40 No.8211706
    >>8210524
    Fellow Vancouver/Victoria cyclist/bus rider here. I've never had bad experiences with buses while cycling, except when trying to put my bike on the bus and they leave as soon as they see what I'm trying to do.

    Also, your post about you telling them to pay or leave kind of pissed me off. What difference does it make to you, really? There have been times when I forgot my buss pass and the drivers have been nice enough to let me on, and just tell me to bring it again next time. In most cases, people generally just forget change/bus passes.

    In Vancouver though, downtown... fuck. The bus drivers don't even TRY to make people pay at all because the people are so sketchy. When the bus stops at Cordova & Seymour, maybe 3 people will get in the front and the rest will get in the back doors when they open, and nothing is ever said.

    Whatever though, I'm sure Translink/BC Transit makes enough to compensate for that kind of thing, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:38:11 No.8211804
    >>8211706
    If I let someone ride for free it's because I can get a read on them to see if they are lying to me about the missing/misplaced/lost/nonexistence bus pass.

    It really depends on the person. how they act. all that.
    If someone has a better than thou attitude, then they can go fuck off. but if they are genuine, then I tell them to make it up on the next bus
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:43:09 No.8211883
    >>8211478
    Night Anon/s.

    Hope this has been helpful in some way to you all. Just one thing before I go:

    Sometimes a driver is going through some rough stuff, sometimes a passenger is too. What I've learned is that sometimes neither are at their best when they get on the bus, so just try to have some patience.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:43:35 No.8211891
    HOW DO YOU HOLD YOUR BLADDER FOR SO LONG
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:45:00 No.8211909
    >>8211891
    ok last one

    those terminals at the end of the route sometimes have bathrooms. Otherwise you learn how to hold it.
    >> Qes !OZqrVI/9AU 04/04/10(Sun)01:45:38 No.8211918
    >>8211909
    lol, wait, really?

    I figured you got breaks from time to time. :-/
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:47:42 No.8211948
    >>8210138
    What route do you drive? Also what times?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:50:56 No.8211996
    >>8211488
    Oh the 5!!!
    fuckin chicago
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)01:51:20 No.8212002
    >>8211948
    if a bus is late, it cuts into our breaks. thats why you see drivers pissed off that they are late.
    >>8211918
    Won't answer that.

    Goodnight everyone I'll come back again.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)02:01:58 No.8212173
    The wheels on the bus go derp derp derp, derp derp derp, derp derp derp...



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