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    File : 1270305956.jpg-(281 KB, 864x752, anon.jpg)
    281 KB Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:45:56 No.8199601  
    So /r9k/, has anyone had any experiences with Anonidate? Good or bad, post 'em!

    I'll post my bad experience in a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:48:06 No.8199617
    >>8199601

    I made a profile when it was first created and no one ever sent me a message.

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:48:10 No.8199618
    3D pigs disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:49:57 No.8199638
    >make profile
    >look up people in area
    >25 males
    >2 females
    >check out the two females
    >DONOTWANT.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:51:18 No.8199649
    I'm black so I can't even conceive of setting up an anonidate profile up. trolls be all up in ma business, yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:52:07 No.8199657
    >>8199601

    OP here, this is my story.

    An underaged girl messaged me and was heavily interested and really wanted sex. Me, being the sex-starved virgin I am, went along with this idea and was ready too meet up with her and everything.

    At one point I gained some clarity and realised that not only was she fairly ugly, but she was also batshit insane. I promptly cut off all contact with her and it felt good.

    I recently looked at her profile on the site. Her message was essentially "I am 15, fuck me."

    Darn these youth of today. Whatever happened to courtly love?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:57:27 No.8199694
    >>8199617

    me too brother, me too
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)10:58:28 No.8199700
    >>8199649

    ;_;

    blakk powa
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:00:42 No.8199715
    >>8199649

    White yourself up and live a lie.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:00:48 No.8199717
    >>8199649
    there was some guy on /o/ right now posting pictures of a black chick he met off anonidate

    apparently one time after sex she said to him "enjoy your aids"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:01:19 No.8199720
    >>8199717
    uh...make that last night...just woke up cant think >.<
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:01:39 No.8199723
    Okcupid bros. There are actually decent girls on there. I'm not guaranteeing you'll be able to attract them, I'm just saying.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:02:21 No.8199728
    >>8199657
    >Whatever happened to courtly love?

    I think Hole are releasing a new album soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:06:58 No.8199773
    >>8199657
    Paper bag, condom, gimp mask.

    Be a man.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:26:28 No.8199922
    signed up to this, you don't get to see what they look like
    >> sage4 04/03/10(Sat)11:31:31 No.8199954
    Anonidate.... there are like 2 girls in the continental US that are: Pretty, Thin, Sane.

    Pick the antithesis to two or more of these and you've got your regular person on the site.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:35:04 No.8199979
    girlfriend of 3 years off of anonidate ;3
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:35:16 No.8199982
    just signed up, sure is a lot of 18-19 yr old *females*..
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:37:49 No.8200005
    I messaged girls for a while, we usually talked on IM to no avail. Weird ugly girls messaged me sometimes. This one chick I was talking to mentioned she had lots of mental disorders, got out of that one fast as I could. A month or two ago a girl messaged me. I checked out her online profiles. Kind of a scene-looking girl, pretty cute actually. Only IM'ed her once, she wasn't there. Don't really want a relationship at this point anyways.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:40:33 No.8200042
    >>8199773

    He'd probably need to double bag it.

    In both ways.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:41:59 No.8200058
    Anonidate could be so much better with a little more work...

    Sorting by last log-in would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:43:06 No.8200067
    I messaged some girl from WoW and she asked me if I was horde or alliance without me even mentioning WoW.

    Then I changed my profile to saying I just wanted sex (even with guys), and she messaged me back saying "Oh.. You just want sex, how boring".

    bitches and whores man.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:46:49 No.8200106
    >>8200067

    WoW girls are never good girls bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:51:34 No.8200158
    No happy endings here it seems.

    I feel for you guys...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:54:10 No.8200178
    male, which means two of two things. Sandwiches and sex. Relationships with you and the subsequent BAWWW circlejerk threads on /9rk/ can come later.

    ^^ my profile. Is r9k okay with this
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:56:01 No.8200192
    >>8200178

    cont. 19 yr. old lives close to me, gonna send messages.
    >> sage 04/03/10(Sat)11:56:02 No.8200194
    >>8200178

    yea. we're cool. it's pretty true
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:00:03 No.8200229
    #18551 Bi Female otaku /b/tard gamer , Age 22
    Slight Update of Profile:Stats:Slim(5'2"), Black hair, brown eyesWants: Cosplaying partner or RPG Lover preferably girl but no girls on the internet obviously...Currently: Gothic Loli/Cosplayer but not a drama fag.What I really am: a 20 year old anime loving video game playing /b/ tard and of course female. College Student going for her biology degree. Favorite anime: Seriously...ive been into anime for 15 years. There hasnt been anything top my first which is Vampire Hunter D. Cheesy as hell now but its something. Favorite newfag anime? Gurren Lagann Favorite anime in general? Not a damn one. Seriously I love Gundam after 08th MS Team its over. I pretend it doesnt exists. 00 has failed terribly. Video games: Sonic Fan (Pre-adventure)Smash Brothers, FF 4,6,7,9 and tactics and all the fighters under the sun. Also Ragnarok and starcraft.

    don't know if want
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:01:40 No.8200242
    considering how fucking huge WoW is; do they have anything to aid meeting other players near you irl?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:04:08 No.8200262
    gayfag, i made a profile and messaged three guys in my area and no responses. thought making the first move would at least get me a response, but alas.

    >>8199728
    i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:04:54 No.8200272
    >>8200262

    Keep at in Anon, I believe in you!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:08:14 No.8200312
    All the best girls live far away.

    This makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:14:01 No.8200373
    >>8200312

    They wouldn't want you anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:14:48 No.8200380
    Fucked a couple crazy 18-19 year old bitches several times. Not worth the trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:16:06 No.8200392
    I've had a few messages and talked with a couple guys but nothing comes of it. Also, I keep forgetting to make it so the notification e-mails go to my inbox, so I always get messages like 2-4 months late. I should probably just hit up a gay bar.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:20:05 No.8200423
    i hate websites where you cant look at profiles without making one yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:21:32 No.8200438
    >>8200423
    protip: creepers don't win with chicks
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:32:14 No.8200551
    >>8200067

    Lol, you chose WoW with /b/, as far as I remember. Also you said you've changed it only for boys, aye?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:40:20 No.8200676
    i message people but never get anything back.

    feels bad man.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:41:51 No.8200695
    >>8200229
    Where is she from? And what it is it with bitches being bi
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:45:01 No.8200727
    >>8200695

    Less picky I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)12:58:42 No.8200901
    >>8199601

    Fucking bitches and whores man.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:00:09 No.8200918
    There's only one female within a 100km radius of me.

    Woe is me.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:00:50 No.8200926
    >>8199728

    Appreciative chuckle here.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:08:42 No.8201031
    >>8200918

    Turn gay. It'll open up your options!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:16:20 No.8201126
    1st girl was a cute, average weight girl. Talked to her online forever, and never really had any expectations of meeting her because of her social anxiety. She ended up calling me one night though, and we ended up meeting. She was extremely shy and quiet, and I couldn't force conversation so I figured I failed with her. But we ended up stopping at a park, get out of the car, and she basically jumps me and whispers "I'm kind of a nympho", and then we fooled around. That was the only time I met her in person.

    2nd girl was a chubby black chick. Wasn't black as much as she was caramel. She was a bit of a tomboy and pretty cool to hang with. Fucked her, but eventually we kind of just drifted apart. About a month after we just stopped talking I found out she got an STD, lolz.

    3rd was underageb& extremely cute and fit 16 year old girl. I'll never get with another chick that good looking again probably ;-; But we fooled around for a bit and whatnot, but eventually her parents found out about the 5 year age difference and that was that.

    4th girl was some skinny slut with kind of a manly voice. She was kind of fucked up in the head, drugs, had been raped, etc. We went out a few times, fucked, and then she ended up telling me she had a boyfriend. lolwut
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:17:19 No.8201138
    >>8201126

    5th chick lived a couple hundred miles away from me, but I was feeling adventurous. She's extremely cute mixed girl, small and petite with a smile to die for. We only met that once though because of distance between us. Still good friends with her and chat with her often. Wish she was closer so it could have maybe been something more than just friendship though.

    6th chick was kinda fugly, and a bit overweight. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and just assumed she took bad pictures, but that wasn't the case. Met her once, was kind of disgusted with her, then never spoke to her again after.

    Last one was a cute chubby girl. She had a boyfriend, but we met up anyway. Fooled around in a packed movie theater the one time we met.

    That's all of the ones I've met. There are a couple others I talk to semi-often that I could possibly meet, but I have a girlfriend (non-4channer) at the moment, so who knows if I will.

    flooddetectionmootbloxplz
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:17:30 No.8201140
    underaged apparently femanon 10km or so down the road....don't know if want.

    It's that or traps DO NOT WANT
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:25:08 No.8201203
    >>8200058

    Anonidate already sorts by last login you derp.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:32:34 No.8201288
    Much experience.

    Anonidate has produced 2 long term relationships for me, the second of which I'm in right now. We've been going out for a year and a half now.

    Both of them have their respective issues. But at this point I just believe all women are crazy.

    The best part was when I got them both to have a threesome with me :D
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:38:44 No.8201362
    >>8201140

    Fat ugly traps need loving jsut as much as batshit obese girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:42:40 No.8201426
    >>8201140

    Seems legit to me, do it faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:44:30 No.8201455
    BAD

    GOT IN CONTACT WITH SOME GIRL THAT LIVED REALLY NEAR ME, SPOKE FOR A WHILE ONLINE AND THOUGH SHE SEEMED OK ON PAPER - DECENT INTERESTS AND NOT TOTALLY THICK - SHE ALSO SEEMED A LITTLE AUTISTIC AND, IT TURNED OUT WHEN WE MET, WAS VERY UNATTRACTIVE AND QUITE TEDIOUS COMPANY
    >> Squeegee !6j.RsebCwc!!GEQ+AAhS/ET 04/03/10(Sat)13:44:51 No.8201459
    I think there's been maybe one or two new girls added in my area in the last four years. Kinda makes me think that the DFW area is not very anon-saturated at all. Ugh.

    I did meet one girl off of anonidate, though. Ridiculously cute asian girl, we went to Quakecon together, and we game over steam from time to time. Plus I fisted her once, and was going to bone her ass, but then her mom called (lol), haven't done anything sexual with her since. Either way, she's a cool friend, even though we only hang out twice a year if that.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:51:14 No.8201539
    >>8201459

    Casual fisting, fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:52:58 No.8201560
    I gave it a shot when it first came around, but I never got any responses. Literally the day after my ex and I got back together, I got messages from two women nearby.

    Fucking life, man. Fucking. Life.
    >> herakles 04/03/10(Sat)13:53:08 No.8201567
    >>8201539

    hahahaha

    seriously what the fuck man
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:54:29 No.8201587
    1 girl nearby, and she has 4 memes in her profile.

    Fuck that shit
    >> Squeegee !6j.RsebCwc!!GEQ+AAhS/ET 04/03/10(Sat)13:55:11 No.8201595
    >>8201539
    It was bizarre. We were laying on my couch, fooling around while Ice Age was on TV, and I made some joke about fisting her (can't remember, you'd have to have been there) and she just kinda nodded and said "yeah, do it", so I did it. And it just kinda.. happened. My hand felt weird for the rest of the day, the experience was surreal. At that point I hadn't even fucked a girl, that was like my second vaguely sexual experience.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:56:13 No.8201605
    >>8201595

    Sir, I salute you.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:56:29 No.8201612
    Aw fuck, 38 dudes and 1 25 year old chick? I hate my fucking college.

    goddamnitblawkscuzican
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)13:57:29 No.8201623
    >>8201587

    the more memes, the more ronery, the more easy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:00:58 No.8201665
    >>8201612

    The only option there is to organise gang rape.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:02:47 No.8201686
    theres a bi guy near me, should i go for it?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:03:58 No.8201701
    >>8201665
    That might be the only way.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:04:56 No.8201717
    >>8201126
    according to your post, i'm pretty sure i've met you (i think you wrote about me)

    I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
    stalkerbloxx
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:05:47 No.8201731
    >>8201686

    Might aswell. You've got nothing to lose!
    >> !kQIl5P034Y 04/03/10(Sat)14:08:03 No.8201765
    just signed up messaged two people.
    now we shall wait...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:11:09 No.8201790
    >>8201717

    orly. Where do you live?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:14:39 No.8201822
    >>8201790
    somewhere in socal. hopefully it IS you and i'm not embarrassing myself lololol
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:15:49 No.8201834
    I've never tried it yet...but I guess I could give it a shot.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:16:10 No.8201839
    >>8201822

    Haha, not the correct area, sorry. Though I'm curious as to which one sounded liked you though.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:18:23 No.8201863
    >>8201839
    lols the third one
    that is exactly how it happened too (with the other guy)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:21:51 No.8201895
    I've only managed to find one person in my area, and she's from /co/.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:26:20 No.8201945
    #57794 Straight Male /b/tard gamer , Age 27
    i have this impairment whereby i cannot ever be sexually satisfied. i may have an orgasm, i may have several orgasms, but i am not done, i have not had enough. its torture.i want sex. i need sex. lots and lots of sex. insane, unbelievable amounts of sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:26:41 No.8201952
    Talked to one chick on there. She posted a heavily shooped picture to lure me in. I will never return to that wreched place.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:30:24 No.8201998
    I did it once, and had a convo with a chick. I found out who she was, and turned out we'd known each other IRL since we were 5. Kinda awkward.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:32:13 No.8202023
    >>8201945

    Sociopath.

    No, really. That's actually a strong sign.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:32:44 No.8202029
    >>8201998

    Haha, that sounds brilliant. Did the conversation include anything you now regret saying?
    >> copper !!DlZf7p8uDAw 04/03/10(Sat)14:36:24 No.8202070
    There's no one in Rhode Island on it, and the chicks that are close in the area never responded. The one that I ended up talking to turned out to be in highschool.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:36:32 No.8202072
    There are 27 males and 3 females in this area.

    *message all females with a simple hi*

    Female 1: I have a boyfriend tee hee
    Female 2: I have a boyfriend tee hee
    Female 3: I'm fat tee hee

    FUCKING FANTASTIC. THANKS ANONIDATE.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:37:13 No.8202083
    >>8202070
    >The one that I ended up talking to turned out to be in highschool.

    Jackpot.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:37:45 No.8202094
    I've had a straight guy message me on there before. Straight male also.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:39:33 No.8202116
    >>8202094
    I message straight dudes if they say they're looking for friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:39:50 No.8202122
    Ugh, if only I male/female ratio was reversed...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:41:17 No.8202143
    >>8202094

    Play a game of pretend with them.
    >> Squeegee !6j.RsebCwc!!GEQ+AAhS/ET 04/03/10(Sat)14:41:24 No.8202146
    >>8202122
    welcome to the internet

    hell, life in general
    >> copper !!DlZf7p8uDAw 04/03/10(Sat)14:42:22 No.8202153
    >>8202083
    she wasn't particularly attractive.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:42:29 No.8202155
    151 male, 9 female in Glasgow, UK

    Christ...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:46:15 No.8202204
    The three girls that live in my city have only a single meme as the entirety of their profile.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:46:45 No.8202210
    >>8202155
    Aha i know man...
    feels bad bro ;(
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:46:48 No.8202211
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    >I'm not attractive (If that's all you care about, fuck off nigger.). I have very poor social skills, an awful temper(I nerd rage and punch walls.), and I'm very indecisive/can't make decisions for myself. My standards are very low, maybe even non-existent. I like to sleep all day and play World of Warcraft/other bad video games all night. GOD I HATE GIRLS THAT PLAY VIDEO GAMES THEY ALL SUCK SO BAD AND ARE ALWAYS DUMB ATTENTION WHORES FGRDSFGRGFS. ...Most of the things I do/say are really inappropriate or sarcastic, and I am generally a complete dickhead. Also, the girls on this site (Well, in general) are completely retarded. CHRISTFUCK TEXTWALL.
    >> !kQIl5P034Y 04/03/10(Sat)14:47:15 No.8202214
    beggars can't be choosers, take the fat one faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:48:06 No.8202222
    >>8202211
    What the fuck?

    extremenerdageblawkage
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)14:50:09 No.8202246
    >>8202072

    You need to get alpha-male up in that shit and have an orgy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:00:31 No.8202356
    >>8202211

    Now this man knows how to sell himself!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:05:34 No.8202401
    >>8202211

    Well, at least the guy's honest
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:08:30 No.8202433
    avoid "Im going to teach children.
    Kelvinbridge, Scotland, United Kingdom"

    she's insane :)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:11:15 No.8202470
    I can't be bothered to make a good progile for this piece of shit. Someone give me a stock one i can copy and pasta
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:12:16 No.8202483
    we need to post this on other boards to cypher more chicks to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:16:40 No.8202536
    >>8202483

    Try /an/ or something. That's filled with clunge.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:16:55 No.8202539
    I've thought about making a profile but I never go to /b/ and I don't fit into any of the other categories.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:17:41 No.8202550
    I'm gonna make a thread on yaoi that should give us some more girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:25:33 No.8202641
    >>8202356
    >>8202401

    That's a chicks profile. I remember stumbling across it a while ago. Thank god she's 400 miles away from me.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:32:53 No.8202742
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    A plea to anyone thinking about creating a profile on this site:

    Don't.
    Think about what you're exposing yourself to. Would you really want a mate that browses /b/?
    You think its possible to find a loving companion to grow old with HERE?
    Take a look at your life before you make a fucking dating profile on that site, and think if you really want someone like that in you life.

    Image related, it's what you'll come home to.
    >> /mu/'s resident icp fan =/= juggalo !kQIl5P034Y 04/03/10(Sat)15:34:41 No.8202771
    >>8202742
    well you're assuming that every femanon is a filthy slut/camwhore. which isn't really the case
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:35:09 No.8202777
    >>8202641


    Oh christ, that's just fucking terrifying then.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:37:41 No.8202811
    >>8202641
    it sounds like she plays WoW and sleeps all day, so even if she lived next door it's not like you'd ever see her because she never leaves the house.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:40:12 No.8202847
    >>8202811

    probably a giant hambeast too.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:44:18 No.8202902
    >>8202539

    well /b/ isn't if you just frequent /b/ but any board in general.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:44:58 No.8202910
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    >>8202771

    >assuming that every femanon is a filthy slut/camwhore.
    > which isn't really the case

    Seriously?!?
    You really think this? God bless your little naive heart. Don't even change, man.
    just...
    wow.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:45:40 No.8202921
    >>8202910
    dood I wos joking I dont really believe that.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:47:05 No.8202936
    >>8202742
    I think I'm alright and it's not like I'm a unique snowflake or anything
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:48:45 No.8202959
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    >>8202742

    trufax, I met this girl off of anonidate.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:49:06 No.8202969
    >>8202742
    >>8202742
    >implying i want a relationshit
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:49:06 No.8202970
    >>8202742

    If her breast were that firm, she'd have every right to show them off.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:52:43 No.8203025
    >>8202969

    You do know what board this is right?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)15:55:30 No.8203069
    >>8203025
    Yeah but I don't see how you can have a relationship when you hate women.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:21:26 No.8203430
    As an experiment, I set my profile to bi.

    I got plenty of messages from guys, but none from girls. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:24:20 No.8203474
    I spend all my free time on 4chan but I hate /b/ and everything it touches (such as what /v/ is these days).

    Do I check it anyways? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:24:43 No.8203481
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    >Talk to girl over AIM
    >She's fucking perfect
    >On Valentine's day, she reveals the fact that she has a boyfriend, and tells me how she fucked him that day
    >Her face
    >My face
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:26:18 No.8203518
    >>8203474

    You could just put on your profile "I have /b/tard checked as I need to put in a category, but I'm not that into /b/ these days."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:31:37 No.8203613
    send an email to admin@anonidate.com asking for an /r9k/ category, if they get enough requests theyll add it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:32:46 No.8203626
    >I'm a 12 year old girl who wants to see what sex is really like. Looking for a trustworthy partner.
    wut
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:34:19 No.8203647
    >>8203626

    Chris Hanson seems to be expanding his quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:34:53 No.8203659
    >>8203481
    Is that her? If so, I know that girl, she's a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:35:18 No.8203667
    >>8203626

    Go for it man, you'll be on TV!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:36:55 No.8203692
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    >>8203659
    Then what's her name, broseph?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:37:33 No.8203702
    >>8199657

    Should've pissed in her ass, faggot.
    >> sasuke 04/03/10(Sat)16:40:44 No.8203760
    Whenever i see there's a ratio of 20 men to 1 woman i just don't bother.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:45:18 No.8203834
    >>8203702

    I agree with this guy.

    And don't forget what donkey punches are for.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:45:52 No.8203843
    >>8203481
    >>8203659
    >>8203692

    Not the same guy, but I also know her, lolz. She's Isra.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:48:01 No.8203873
    >>8203843
    ha ha, oh wow

    You're not her, are you? I miss talking to her on AIM.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:48:14 No.8203878
    >>8202072
    Protip: she says she has a boyfriend because she didn't like your profile but was polite enough to reply.
    Also, a boyfriend is not an obstacle to get a girl if you know how to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:51:26 No.8203931
    >>8203873

    No, not her. Sucks to be you though, she's on AIM pretty often still. I'm guessing you only have her old aim "isralovesit" or whatever it was exactly? She's also single again, broke up a day after I saw a bunch of "I love yous" from her boyfriend on facebook, lulz. Sounds like she might have found someone else though, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:51:52 No.8203942
    I actually met the girl I'm going to marry in less than a year on anonidate. lol We were friends for a good three months. Then she kissed me, and I made out with her ear when she turned around all shyly. We have been dating ever since. And this was over two years ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:53:43 No.8203968
    >>8203843
    >>8203873

    Casual bystander here,

    Haha, oh wow. It seems this girl gets around a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:54:17 No.8203976
    >>8203931
    No, I have her more recent AIM.

    The boyfriend I was referring to in my hilarious >greentext post was someone named Danny... Skrabonja? Last time I checked, his Myspace page still had a picture of them together.

    God, I WISH she was single.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:58:42 No.8204039
    Someone I wish to try to organise an orgy through Anonidate, but then I realise that it'd be missing a key element.

    The girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)16:59:22 No.8204055
    >>8203878

    The I have a boyfriend line is used to socially validate the girl and make her attractive to other males/compete with other females.

    It is always mentioned quite quickly in the conversation and offhandedly like "OH I LOVE THAT KIND OF MUSIC, THIS ONE TIME MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO THIS SHOW AND..."

    It's a simple female validation tool. Pregnancy is brought up in the same vein and for the same purpose. The implication is she has had someone fuck her and validate her worth as a mate. Pregnancy doubly so.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:00:40 No.8204081
    >>8203976

    Yeah, her and Danny broke up
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:00:57 No.8204085
    Full-screen
    #24047 Straight Female /b/tard gamer goon , Age 23

    >>>(I AM NOW DATING A LOVELY GOON :3)<<< OHAI2U!!! in b4 rule 15.. i'm not really lookin' around for teh aidz....if you has teh xbox live, my tag is "n0reallyimagirl", or on steam: "imamonstahh" ..add me so we can play :D kthnx :3 OH, I HAS PIKKSURES :3 http://dailybooth.com/imaMONSTAHH (im kinda trying to do some kind of a "creative picture a day" thing :P) randoms: going to school for Illustration/CommercialArt, work at a coffeeshop part-time, i like having a balance of staying in and going out, im kinda awkward :3, i adore computer nerds and videogame geeks :3, i dont play WoW anymore, i dont really watch a lot of anime, i have wide taste in movies.. OH WAIT. I CAN LINK YOU TO THIS!!! "http://www.okcupid.com/profile/artsyunfartsy" LAWLZ. thats much easier. ......P.S. i tend to not reply back to guys younger than me :P sorry.
    los angeles, CA
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:02:18 No.8204111
    I've met a guy off of anonidate. We turned out to be really good friends but nothing more. What's more interesting, to me, is that I met my boyfriend off of craigslist and I thought he was a female the whole time until I met him irl haha.
    It's a long story but we've been dating for two years and we're both really happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:02:31 No.8204115
    >>8204085

    What. The. Fuck.

    I wish I could nuke the world,
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:02:40 No.8204117
    >>8204081
    Really? Damn, if this isn't a case of "lol u trol me", I gotta get on AIM tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:07:47 No.8204212
    >>8204117

    They broke up on the 24th. But like I said, pretty sure she's already interested in/seeing someone else. She's made posts about it on her facebook.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:07:56 No.8204215
    This site is so much of a sausagefest it's painful.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:09:23 No.8204236
    >>8204212
    Sad story bro...

    Well, here's hoping this new guy doesn't last.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:13:20 No.8204308
    >>8204111

    I can tell. I mean, it's a perfectly normal relationship between two perfectly normal people.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:18:31 No.8204401
    >>8204215

    Well the userbase IS from 4chan....
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:54:21 No.8205041
    There's a chick on there who will trade sex for weed. Not sure if want...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)17:59:44 No.8205134
    >>8205041

    >Buy weed
    >Smoke with her
    >Sex whilst high
    >Awesome orgasm
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:01:36 No.8205163
    But if I'm introverted, why would I contact a girl from AnoniDate?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:03:54 No.8205196
    >>8205163


    Because you can lure her to your house and then keep her there.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:07:08 No.8205261
    >>8205196
    I don't need the Internet for that
    >> CaptainCrunch !!adwcx7U5wCm 04/03/10(Sat)18:08:36 No.8205294
    >>8203481
    Man this bitch is ugly.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:20:39 No.8205472
    >>8205294

    I'd fuck her.

    Though I am not a picjy man.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:24:19 No.8205543
    am I supposed to message the girls first?
    I made a profile 5 months ago and no replies :[
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:25:37 No.8205565
    >talk to some bitch
    >start hitting on her after she's comfortable
    >she injects HER BOYFRIEND into the conversation
    >I continue to hit on her
    >"DURRR I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
    >"Cool. Want to cheat on him with me?"
    >she gets butthurt

    Why do you guys stop when girls say they have boyfriends? I don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:26:20 No.8205576
    >>8205543

    Dude, you gotta be an alpha male when it comes to this.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:54:52 No.8206059
    This site only reinforces my lonliness.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:58:18 No.8206118
    >>8206059
    Nobody will ever love you. They all just use you. :)
    Even your cat. :3
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)18:58:53 No.8206128
    >>8206118

    I don't even own a cat. That's how lonely I am.

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:00:41 No.8206151
    >>8206128
    If you did, it would just use you. It's a cat. :3
    >:3
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:00:43 No.8206152
    just talk to ppl and friend em doesn't even hafta be a chick or live you.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:04:15 No.8206205
    >>8206151

    brb suicide

    D:
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:06:34 No.8206247
    >>8206205
    Just make friends. Hell, if you're that lonely, I'LL be your friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:12:46 No.8206345
    Hah, interesting site. I guess there only people from US/UK there, correct?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:15:07 No.8206379
    >>8206345

    People from all-over, but the US/UK are the most common.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:19:05 No.8206428
    >>8206128
    >>8206128

    we can be ronery together. What's your anonidate number?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:21:19 No.8206477
    How do I check someone's profile? I see the profile number, I have a chance of sending a message .. but that's it?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:22:09 No.8206490
    >>8205294
    LEAVE SNOOKI ALONE U GAIS.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:24:23 No.8206519
    >>8206477

    Click on the pegs.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:25:46 No.8206539
    >>8206519

    Pegs?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:26:49 No.8206557
    >>8206539

    The people markers on the map.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:28:01 No.8206579
    The only 2 women around me. I am 18 and what is this?

    >Straight Female gamer goon otaku, Age 25
    It's a girl on the internet. Now with bonus buzzcut (bleach is the devil's tool).

    >Straight Female /b/tard, Age 24
    I'm not going to have sex with you, but invite me to do something fun and I might say yes.

    >God fucking damnit
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:29:07 No.8206595
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    >>8206579
    Oops, their descriptions should have been greentext also.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:32:59 No.8206642
    Anonidate is where the lowest forms of female life congregate because...well I honestly don't know why.

    If you're so desperate for females, you should just start talking to girls who're hanging out at the mall. If you're really awkward, then just try to remember the poor reactions and change your behavior until you receive positive reactions.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:34:11 No.8206664
    Two chicks.

    First one: Chick who lives like fifteen minutes away from me. I send her my pic and she says I look cool. She sends me hers and she's pretty cute. After two days, she stops responding to my messages.

    Second one: Sends me message while I'm on summer break 500 miles away. We message back and forth over AIM. She looks okay, some meat on her bones, but doesn't seem too bad. She talks about how she's a huge slut and used to do cocaine. As a kissless virgin, I'm okay with this. I send her pics of myself and she says that she wants to fuck me. She sends me pics of herself with sharpies in her ass. She also talks about if it'd be okay if we were on a date sometime if she'd just drag me into an alley and start giving me a blowjob. Everything is sounding great and I'm looking forward to going back to college. Finally I go back. She messages me one night saying she's horny as hell. I tell her to come over. She says it's too late and then starts talking about a date she went on last night and how great the guy was. I block her, delete her as a friend from social sites. Checked one of her social sites a few months later and noticed she was in a relationship now.

    Oh well, I'm pretty sure I'm meant to be a kissless virgin forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:35:53 No.8206695
    >>8206664

    Bitches and whores bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:41:09 No.8206768
    >>8206664
    Post the pic of the sharpie in her ass, you fuckclown.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:42:56 No.8206802
    >>8206768

    I don't save pictures chicks send me; just seems weird. That being said, she's a /b/ camwhore so I wouldn't be surprised if you've already seen her pictures. I remember I was browsing around the site one time and I saw someone post a picture of her with her AIM address, so it seems like she makes some "friends" here.
    >> ohno~ 04/03/10(Sat)19:43:09 No.8206806
    I just get advances from other bi males.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:45:28 No.8206839
    >>8206664
    >a kissless virgin forever
    GEE I WONDER WHY. Sounds like you're just a no-confidence pathetic little dude that just wants to get his dick wet. Been friendzoned much?
    Fuck, if you want to lose your virginity so damn much, just pay a goddamn hooker.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:46:44 No.8206860
    >>8206839

    No, actually, I haven't been friendzoned much since I don't know any women. I've only made like one female friend in the past three years, and I'm pretty sure I'm friendzoned by her. But I don't care because being in the friendzone means I get hugs and I also got to see her in her underwear one time.

    God, I wish I knew more women so I could be friendzoned more often. :(
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:50:05 No.8206905
    >>8206860

    I was in the same situation as you, except that one girl admitted she liked me after like 4 years of knowing her.

    I said I just want to be friends.

    TAKE THAT FRIENDZONE
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:53:10 No.8206956
    >>8206905

    In all honesty, if she ever did say that to me (which I doubt she would seeing as how I rarely ever see her since I go to college 500 miles away), I'd probably friendzone her, too. I mean, I'm a 21-year-old kissless virgin so I definitely want sex, oh god oh god I want sex, but I don't want a relationship and neither do I think I'd be good enough for one. I don't have a job, don't have a car, don't have any goals, I'm kind of a messy person, etc. I mean, I know I'd treat my partner greatly, but women want more than to be treated nicely... unless that's just my inner misogynist speaking.

    That being said, I'm too short and scrawny to ever be protective enough for a woman, so there goes that anyways. (though, I am going to the gym; not expecting much, though, since I can barely even bench press 60 pounds)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:57:52 No.8207034
    >>8206956

    Gym 3x a week, go look at that sticky on /fit/ if it's still there. It'll help how you look and your confidence a lot. Though really, people like low confidence aren't usually as bad looking as they think they are.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)19:59:01 No.8207052
    >>8206956
    >oh god oh god I want sex, but I don't want a relationship
    Prostitutes.
    >but women want more than to be treated nicely
    My ex was retarded. Instead of just treating her nicely, I treated her like an adult and looked out for her, trying to get her to look out for herself. She was too childish, though, and the relationship ended because I wasn't "nice" enough. Sounds like she's the kinda girl you'd stay with.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:03:13 No.8207116
    anonidate noob. when giving pictures, what do i use?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:04:11 No.8207128
    >>8207116

    A camera.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:05:49 No.8207156
    >>8207116

    post imageshack link
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:09:16 No.8207202
    I wonder if anyone's signed up for Anonidate based off of this thread alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:09:58 No.8207212
    >>8207052

    I saw my first naked woman two years ago at a strip club. Until I finally saw a naked woman outside of a strip club (took a whole year, and the chick actually was a stripper that I was hanging out with), I felt like complete shit. I don't want to pay for something that billions of others have gotten for free.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:13:18 No.8207249
    >>8207202

    Well, I did, so that's one at least.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:16:35 No.8207301
    >>8207156

    only idiots use that. Post tinypic
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:19:03 No.8207340
    1029 people here, (949 male, 80 female)
    Fuckthatshit.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:20:01 No.8207352
    >>8207340

    Oh lawd, whereabouts is that?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:21:02 No.8207361
    chicago
    1085 people here, (966 male, 119 female)
    :[
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:21:19 No.8207364
    >>8207202
    Me
    >>8206579

    6.75%originalblaks
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:21:53 No.8207374
    >>8207340

    WHY IS THE RATIO SO CONSISTENT EVERYWHERE ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:23:47 No.8207412
    >>8207202
    I did. and >>8207116 was me.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:24:43 No.8207429
    .....

    Bay Area
    1282 people here, (1152 male, 130 female)

    Just my fucking luck.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:27:08 No.8207467
    I think London wins.

    Not even 10% are female.

    1076 people here, (1000 male, 76 female)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:27:16 No.8207471
    >>8207374

    Most girls don't need to resort to online dating
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:28:18 No.8207484
    Maybe there are so few female anons because you call them all attention whores ect. and they are scared off. As a result, most of those remaining are the crazy/fat chicks who have had to put up with name calling all there lives so can take it.

    Oh lol, you guys have to make up your mind. Do you want girls on here or not?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:28:54 No.8207493
    >>8207484
    >implying the attractive ones ever went for anonidate in the first place

    oh you
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:37:29 No.8207591
    >>8199601
    theres apparently a kind of hot chick that lives ~20 minutes away from me that is actually legit on there.

    holy fuck the internet is weird, I think I'd rather meet her than online TBH.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:38:53 No.8207610
    >>8207484
    All women are a crazy, what you talkin' 'bout willis?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:41:18 No.8207651
    Wow, who would want to date a /b/tard? I fear for humanity's future. I hope they abstain from bringing new retards to the world.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:46:25 No.8207726
    >>8207651

    You are so stupid. Many different people go on /b/, some of them actually intelligent. That, plus going on Anonidate doesn't necessarily mean dating (even though it's implied in the title). You can just want to fuck a /b/tard chick. And there are (stupid) women on there who just want to be friends.

    Also

    >implying having sex means making babies
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:50:15 No.8207785
    Female here. Made one a few months ago, never tried to check it until now. Completely forgot username and password :{ Should I make another?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:53:04 No.8207825
    >>8207785

    Only if you want an even easier way to get a constant stream of sex and guys to use and abuse.

    NOTE: THERE IS NO GUARANTEE THAT ANY OF THE SEX WILL BE GOOD
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:53:31 No.8207830
    All the females there suffer from many issues.

    Especially the "Polish scum" one.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)20:54:05 No.8207843
    >>8207830
    referring to
    >>8207467
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)21:00:23 No.8207940
    >>8207493
    >Implying attractive guys are on anonidate
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)21:02:57 No.8207971
    >>8207940

    >implying guys can't be ronery and attractive
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)21:03:06 No.8207974
    >>8199649
    > Implying there's no blacks on anonidate
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)21:05:05 No.8208012
    >>8207971
    >Implying that the majority of ronery guys are attractive and not morbidly obese neckbeards with gaming and browsing 4chan as their only hobbies.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)21:08:52 No.8208063
    >>8208012

    Uhh, I didn't imply that. I would say that the large majority of "ronery" guys are probably in the 4-6 range; average, maybe a bit higher, maybe a bit lower. However, there are still guys both higher and lower that are "ronery".

    Oh, and I'm a "ronery" guy and I'd probably rate myself a 5 or a 6. There's nothing terribly ugly about me (I'm not fat, no neckbeard, no deformities), but there's nothing that makes me sexually attractive I'd say; I couldn't see a woman having the hots for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)21:21:03 No.8208219
    All the women who have ever dated me said they talked to me because I was good looking. This doesn't apply to things like anonidate, so I can't get anyone to talk to me there.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)00:07:12 No.8210552
    I made a female gamer account just to see what type of messages I would get. I even tried to talk to a few on AIM but it seeing them try to make conversation was making me cringe uncontrollably.

    Anyway, 99% of people on this site are completely inept when it comes to talking to women. This one guy must literally spend all day on the computer because I would get a message from him, then get a second one hours later if I don't reply fast enough. Plus, no one has anything to fucking talk about other than video games. This is why no one likes gamers, because you have no lives outside of playing meaningless and overpriced digital dick stroking simulators.



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